time for a bong bowl to ignore life's problems ♡
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theres something in the way that for a few short weeks every year we let the roads grow wild as the bluebonnets and all the other flowers take over and we take pictures of them and celebrate them but as soon as the bluebonnets die the lawnmowers come back and suddenly we're back to flat barren grass because the stuff that grows whwn the bluebonnets arent there is just ugly weeds who wants ugly weeds? no one duh. so bring out the lawnmowers bring out the tractors spend however much time money and manpower reducing the sides of every texas highway to a clean little lawn
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i love coming up with aus and fanfic stories with my friends because we will open a little google doc and we will think well this au is more complex in concept than just 'soulmate au' or 'magnus archives au' so we must think of something short and sweet to call it . and then we name the google doc with the funniest thing we can think of on short notice and a year later we're stuck referring to our emotionally gut-wrenching concept as. checks notes . "quark and his three weed-smoking grandpas"
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no bc the more I read John's dialogue the more I realize he is INSANELY rude lmao I don't talk about that enough
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falling down a dangerous rabbit hole on fragrantica i do NOT need another expensive hobby
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what's in your garden?
unfortunately, im a charlatan and a sham to my own name. i do not have my own garden
it is my dads
it is also mostly trees and succulents in there but he's teaching me bit by bit how to look after them all
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