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Weird thing I’ve learned in the past few years is that you can be having one of the best years of your life and still be having a mental health crisis it’s so weird like I’m having an awesome time like truly honestly this is great but also this sucks I’m doing awful thanks for asking

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ambient cyan tardis lighting my favorite

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reblog for sample size !!

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punktranstwissy.. .. give me a chance…

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almost every superhero team has a member whos superpower is Rich. Batman does this for the justice league. Iron man does this for the avengers. Professor x does this for the x men. And you may go, Jester, all these characters have other powers and/or skills but i say none of these characters has a power more important to the narrative of their team story than Rich. "rich" as a superhero power is different from rich in the real world as it functions quite outside the bonds of reality and is utilized to overcome obstacles the same way laser eyes are. we need a superhero base? tony has a whole tower in new york. we need to inflitrate a high society event? bruce can get us tickets. we need to pay for an entire school with high quality amenities full of students who by and large cannot pay any form of tuition? dont worry charles has got it. how did the xavier family even make that money. is charles xavier managing it in any way. these arent questions you need to ask. because the answer is that his secondary mutation is being absolutely fucking loaded

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diversity loss this trans man is just as much of an emotionally unavailable avoidantly attached brick as any cis guy

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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

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SOME SKETCHES👁️👁️👁️👁️

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quoth my friend: "is vampire like, a game? I just feel like it's not on the level of, like, baseball"

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drama that I think happens in xaviers school for gifted youngsters. imagine this all as like some sort of yikyak posts im too lazy to format it

"guys living in the west wing isn't that bad you just hate people with mutations that aren't easy to hide and control" "okay but as a telepath the psychic vibes coming from there are sooo hard to be around. I'm always hearing the screams of untold millions coming from one of the rooms (not naming names) and I had to move out because I couldn't sleep"

"why are there so many day students this semester like seriously if your mutation is small enough you can still live at home why are you taking up space from people who *actually* need it" "hey as a day student I got kicked out of three public schools before coming here so maybe you should stop assuming things"

"tbh im just waiting until i get my high school degree and then I'm joining the brotherhood of mutants" "um... aren't those guys terrorists?" "they're only labelled terrorists because society is mutantphobic and the government is so awful at protecting mutants that they have to take extreme measures to protect themselves. you should go out and see real activism instead of the useless shit the x men are doing" "hey guys can we not talk about this magneto killed my dad"

"have you seen some of the new kids here lately. if I didn't know better I'd think they were baselines tbh like nobody cares anymore if your mutation is enhanced strength or cognition go back to public school" "my mutation is my massive cock and balls ;)"

"has anyone actually taken a class with wolverine??? hes always here but i never see him on the course listing??? what does he even do??" "hes the art teacher obviously"

"party tonite in the annex BYOB" "isn't that where the couple with a baby lives???"

"how can someone be a telepath if they can't read minds?? isn't that an oxymoron??" "telepath is an umbrella label that encompasses a lot of thought-based powers--some telepaths feel emotions more than thoughts, some are better at controlling minds than reading them, but a lot still call themselves telepaths because it's easier than listing all the specifics" "uhhh source??" "me? I'm an empathic telepath?"

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it is 2011 again,

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they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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all it takes is 1 fragment of jean’s memories and i’m in the floor like bald old man is the worst man alive, my babygirl, an egomaniac, a beautiful soul, a restless stubborn being, the only true hope to mutantkind, the most annoyingly wrong guy ever

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all it takes is 1 fragment of jean’s memories and i’m in the floor like bald old man is the worst man alive, my babygirl, an egomaniac, a beautiful soul, a restless stubborn being, the only true hope to mutantkind, the most annoyingly wrong guy ever

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all it takes is 1 fragment of jean’s memories and i’m in the floor like bald old man is the worst man alive, my babygirl, an egomaniac, a beautiful soul, a restless stubborn being, the only true hope to mutantkind, the most annoyingly wrong guy ever

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you know who’d really like those German boy memes? Nightcrawler. He’d think they were hilarious and would frequently troll people over them. Someone would see one the blüntensmoken one and show it to him and he’d be completely stone-faced as he said “ja that’s how we say it. Also the weed cave is a very big problem in many small villages in Bavaria and it’s really insensitive you’d make light of it like that” but internally he’s just like