#cleb talky

[byooregard]

drama that I think happens in xaviers school for gifted youngsters. imagine this all as like some sort of yikyak posts im too lazy to format it

"guys living in the west wing isn't that bad you just hate people with mutations that aren't easy to hide and control" "okay but as a telepath the psychic vibes coming from there are sooo hard to be around. I'm always hearing the screams of untold millions coming from one of the rooms (not naming names) and I had to move out because I couldn't sleep"

"why are there so many day students this semester like seriously if your mutation is small enough you can still live at home why are you taking up space from people who *actually* need it" "hey as a day student I got kicked out of three public schools before coming here so maybe you should stop assuming things"

"tbh im just waiting until i get my high school degree and then I'm joining the brotherhood of mutants" "um... aren't those guys terrorists?" "they're only labelled terrorists because society is mutantphobic and the government is so awful at protecting mutants that they have to take extreme measures to protect themselves. you should go out and see real activism instead of the useless shit the x men are doing" "hey guys can we not talk about this magneto killed my dad"

"have you seen some of the new kids here lately. if I didn't know better I'd think they were baselines tbh like nobody cares anymore if your mutation is enhanced strength or cognition go back to public school" "my mutation is my massive cock and balls ;)"

"has anyone actually taken a class with wolverine??? hes always here but i never see him on the course listing??? what does he even do??" "hes the art teacher obviously"

"party tonite in the annex BYOB" "isn't that where the couple with a baby lives???"

"how can someone be a telepath if they can't read minds?? isn't that an oxymoron??" "telepath is an umbrella label that encompasses a lot of thought-based powers--some telepaths feel emotions more than thoughts, some are better at controlling minds than reading them, but a lot still call themselves telepaths because it's easier than listing all the specifics" "uhhh source??" "me? I'm an empathic telepath?"

[kaetor]

hey can you tell us about nine hours nine persons nine doors for the nintendo ds

omg . yeah i can <3

things in this game

morally grey soduku

awesome complex characters

weird girls who KILL!!

autism

the titanic!!!

a guy with white hair and trauma (his name is santa)

if youre remembering that tumblr post with the prev tags yes its him

you've heard of one set of insane siblings in a media but what if there was TWO?

women who haunt the narrative and are doomed by the narrative and are changing their fate in the act of telling it

a guy named junpei wakes up on a sinking ship with eight other people. they have nine hours to solve puzzles and get through nine locked doors to get out. hopefully along the way they will figure out who put them there why they put them there and discover a nine year old conspiracy, and maybe, save someone's life in the process

i will not say the plot because it's a mystery & so much of what is good about it reveals all the plot BUT . awesome video game that uses it's medium to tell an awesomer story that reveals it's layers as you play through and you'll finish it and think back to something random a character said at the beginning and go OUGHHHH AUHHHGGGGGHHH AHHHHHHH

uh. do YOU wish that other video games made more use of their bad endings? do YOU want to feel SMART about MATH without having to do anything particularly complex? do YOU want to be able to confuse your friends by being obsessed with a man named SANTA?

[wafflesbonesandcherryscones]

Thinks about Matthew Fairchild thinks about him. He's a guy who appears so confident and happy and carefree but he's he's carrying so much weight on his shoulders constantly and. Like everything that he does to direct attention away from himself despite how outwardly attention grabbing he is like. He does so much for his friends but he never lets himself actually want something substantial listen guys,

[byooregard]

ohhhh myyyyy GOD 🤯😱 .... IT'S BIGGER!! 🤯 on the inside..... than it is.... on the outside??? myyyy entire understanding of physical space 🌌🏠 has been TRANSFORMED!🔁 three3️⃣ dimensional euclydian geometry🔴🟥🔺📐 has been TORN UP! thrown in the air!☁️☁️ and snogged to death! 💋💋💀 my grasp of the universal constants of physical reality have been CHANGED 🤯🔁🤯😱 ........ ✨forever✨

[byooregard]

twelfth doctor is the type of guy to have an Instagram because one of his students told him to and every other day he posts shit like a picture of trees captioned "tree" or a picture of a snail captioned "As you come into this world, something else is also born. You begin your life, and it begins a journey towards you. It moves slowly, but it never stops. Wherever you go, whatever path you take, it will follow. Never faster, never slower, always coming. You will run. It will walk. You will rest. It will not. One day, you will linger in the same place too long. You will sit too still or sleep too deep, and when, too late, you rise to go, you will notice a second shadow next to yours. Your life will then be over."

[byooregard]

the eighth doctor has manic pixie dream girl autism. the ninth doctor has wizard autism. the tenth doctor has friend shaped autism. the eleventh doctor has whimsical fairytale autism. the twelfth doctor has evil autism. the thirteenth doctor has girl who eats dirt autism

[byooregard]

TAKUTO MARUKI? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TAKUTO MARUKI GODDAMN FOOL PAPER WRITING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY TAKUTO MARUKI

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT TAKUTO MARUKI I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FUCKED UP RESEARCH WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said takuto maruki was on the other side i would piss on god's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down.

if i have to deal with takuto maruki speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of getting to skip any time when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he writes papers but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he's just some academic shithead who's a fan of fix it fics and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had the metaverse make him kill a man because if he didn't im gonna make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTakutoMaruki

arcs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his palace and I lost it where the fuck is takuto maruki if he's still alive im going to deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

i'll punch maruki and his sad school counselor twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that's left is one paper he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient Yiddish.

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when takuto died or will die so i can set a reminder for it on my phone

everyday once a year i will look at it and do anything but pay respect for the man who had so much fucked up if true ideas

[byooregard]

x men tumblr dashboard simulator

bluebabadee

THIS BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR NON-HUMAN PASSING MUTANTS. HUMAN PASSING MUTANTS DNI

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sparklejays Follow

based on your likes!

every time I see a human talking about "how cool it would be to have superpowers" or some shit like that I loose it a little bit more. do these people realize that being a mutant isn't just fun powers. like even beyond the shit I deal with trying to get jobs or all the relationships that have been ruined once people realized I'm a mutant. abilities aren't just fun and games, I have a friend who can't touch people without nearly killing them, I burned down three buildings before someone finally taught me to control my abilities, and these people are all like "wouldn't it be great to fly to work every day??" just admit that you see us as comic book characters and not real people with real struggles

#actually mutant #jay .txt

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scamperpamperblog reblogged spocktism

🏙️tilleys-brain Follow

self diagnosing is great and all but most of you people aren't telepaths, you're just hyperempathic

#actually mutant #actually telepathic #hyperempathy #crosstagging i know but some of yall need to see this #tilley speaks #it can be dangerous to go around acting like you know peopels actual thoughts when its just your brain

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oh-you-pretty-things

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#vent post #sometimes I get really mad at magneto #like I think he's done a lot for mutant rights and stuff #but I'm so fucking tired of everyone assuming that I'm evil just because of my powers #like jesus not all of us are trying to start atomic wars #some metallokinetics just use their abilities to make cool sculptures #but I can't get a spoon from across the room in front of strangers without someone mentioning jfk

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mutantbuffy reblogged muntantpollscentral

🩻mutantpollscentral

*physical mutation meaning something that is ALWAYS physical, not just something you can turn off and on whenever

#ig my mutation IS technically physical its just not visible to people most of the time so i feel weird claiming that #but like i was born with the tattoo marks #the powers didnt come till later tho #so idk which to pick

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sploimsh reblogged jesterjuleses

🎹pussy-truck-faggot

HEY! shout-out to people with *weird* mutations. Mutations that don't look cool, mutations that are gross, mutations that are dirty, mutations that you can't tell people about because they always cringe. You're just as valid as every other mutant out there. Your powers don't need to be palettable to humans for you to be treated with respect.

#THIS!!! #rb

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rosetvler

god i am so tired of the hypocrisy in this community. the double standards are insane. its okay to have 'scary' powers but the moment someone's abilities are scarier than like, pyrokinesis you're evil and dangerous to be around. 'acceptance' for you people only means nice mutants who've never hurt or scared anyone ever.

rosetvler reblogged rosetvler

non-mutants can reblog this btw

#srb #actually mutant #getting real tired of this

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katiedidnt reblogged morelikesexmen

🩻magicsteele27 Follow

okay like. i get that were all about acceptance and pride or w/e but no one in this tag has ever had friends irl i swear. if someone asks you not to read their mind you shouldnt. honestly you shouldnt be using telepathy on people at all without their permission. mutant abilities dont disclude you from respecting peoples boundaries

🌌rosetvler Mutuals

i swear to god you people are such hypocrites. its all 'mutant and proud' until someone has a power you dont like. its always about keeping the humans feeling comfortable instead of thinking about how it feels to never use your powers because theyre breaking 'boundaries' that were made up by humans in the first place

🩻magicsteele27 Follow

dude do you hear yourself right now

🎆jade-the-pyromancer Follow

Hey, I like your point op, but maybe you should stop trying to speak over actual telepaths and let them decide how to use their powers themselves???

🩻magicsteele27 Follow

i. i am a telepath.

#duddeeee telepaths are insane #used to be friends with one SO glad i broke that off before it went too bad

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[byooregard]

guys its so hard to be a twelfth doctor girl in a tenth doctor world

[byooregard]

they're like this to me

[byooregard]

for all that I didn't like the Netflix shows depiction of the crows I did love getting to see just inej jesper and kaz fucking around for a whole season cos their dynamic is like kaz -> jesper is like I care more about this guy than I'd like to admit because if I think too hard about having actual friends I might be reminded too much of my dead brother jesper -> kaz is like I live for the thrill to fill the emptiness and self hatred in my heart and this guy is a manifestation of all of these things so of course I chase after him inej -> kaz is like this guy is horrible and goes against everything I grew up fearing but in the world I've lived in and the person I've become he makes me feel safer and more loved than any person back from my home could and kaz -> at inej is like I thought I was too broken to love anything but you make me believe in good and you make me want to work for fairytale happy endings and inej -> jesper is like why do we fucking hang out with this guy and jesper -> inej is like well I know why I fucking hang out with this guy but why would YOU fucking hang out with this guy

[byooregard]

in the week since finishing series 1 of doctor who I have been going around to all of my friends and asking them "wouldn't it be fucked up if your boyfriend died and turned into David Tennant?"

[byooregard]

man I love the return of doctor mysterio imagine if during the entirety of Spiderman (2002) there was just some old Scottish guy there. Hanging around during every scene between Peter and Mary Jane and trying to set them up because seeing their budding young love reminds him of his dead wife. Peter has a deep chat with Mary Jane and he's Watching them and after it he gives Peter Notes. They do the upside-down kiss and in the background Old Scottish Guy solves the entire plot. it's unclear how Peter Parker knows or met this guy but he keeps hanging around in plot relevant scenes standing around and making snarky remarks

[byooregard]

twelfth doctor autism. reblog. you agree

[byooregard]

to me the only correct gender/sexuality headcanon for the doctor is whatever your experience is, you queer person who feels alienated from society due to how you experience gender and/or sex/romance. the doctor is like YOU

[byooregard]

I've honestly accepted calling ncuti gatwa the 15th doctor at this point just for simplicity my only worry is that the bbc is going through numbers too quickly. what happens when we have to start calling doctors the twenty-first and twenty-second and twenty-third? when we get into hyphenated numbers?