#thestallion

[earthscory]

As much as I love The Stallion tracks by Ween, I've still had no success creating a man with a horse head using Midjourney!

[klogggzz]

Megan Playlist Aktivated 📻❤️‍🔥

💅🏼~ @shop1990.sl| "Baddie Set” (Lokated @ Dreamday)💗✨

LM📍: https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/DREAMDAY/160/84/2006

⛓~ @sepik.sl | "THE Audiophile Set” (Lokated @ The Vault Event)🤍✨

LM📍: https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/CreditCard/214/129/1005

🔪~ @sepik.SL | “Butter Knife” (Lokated @ Mainstore) 💗✨

LM📍: https://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Redwood/99/42/3668

👟~ @nailed.itt | "CDGS” (Lokated @ Shoeniverse)❤️✨

[jazzsonly]

instagram one shot — jenna ortega x gn!singer!reader (implied fem!reader but no pronouns used)

y/n_y/l/n: couldn’t ask for a better present

3.9 million likes

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200k comments

user85: happy bday y/n!!

fanpage: ik the sex was fire on thier trip

↳ userO1: ????

user856: would do anything to be apart of their relationship 🙏🏾

jackchampion: 3rd wheeled 🙄

↳ jennaortega: you literally begged us to

user34: all these baecations but no new album 🤔😒

jennaortega: happy bday <3 you deserved this trip.

↳ y/n_y/l/n: what’d i do to deserve the most caring girlfriend

masonthegooding: actually my biological parents if anyone was wondering

jasminsavoy: love the gay vibes keep it up

devyn_nekoda: happy bday to the no. 1 jenna ortega fan everyone

↳ y/n_y/l/n: i was actually promoted to leader of the fan club

kehlani: corny ass caption

↳ y/n_y/l/n: and to think i just wrote a song for you ☹️😒

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y/n_y/l/n: being this short should be illegal wtf smurf head ah

3.9 million likes

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200k comments

masongooding: freshly baked cookies and raw steak wow 😫 my dream dinner

↳ y/n_y/l/n: you got man boobs i’d be quiet if i were you

jennaortega: 😐

↳ y/n_y/l/n: 🫠 love ya

jasminsavoy: no need for violence now…even if it is true

aaliyahortega: LMAOOOOOO

justinbieber: 😂😂

user85: ah to be in love like this

fanpage: this is weird and insulting…jenna deserves better

↳ y/n_y/l/n: smh you’re right, she should be with you instead (suck my nuts)

melissabarreram: can’t sit around and let my sister get disrespected like this

↳ jack_quaid: lol

zendaya: and i thought i was a hater

↳ y/n_y/l/n: you are…

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y/n_y/l/n: i’m so fine no wonder jenna ortega be laying that thang on me like i mean she be putting it DOWN

3.9 million likes

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200k comments

aaliyahortega: mom seen this lolllll

jennaortega: delete this ??

↳ y/n_y/l/n: when beyoncé said dance for you i ain’t know you was gonna take that to heart you did ya thang last night baby 😏😏😏

↳ natalieortega1: y/n please call me…

↳ y/n_y/l/n: yes ma’am

user85: if she ain’t like this ion want her

thestallion: iktr 😂😂

kehlani: head ah post

↳ y/n_y/l/n: always talking but never releasing music…get ya priorities straight

↳ kehlani: and who called me last night asking for help on a song?

masongooding: 😃 great post bud! very educational!

screammovies: ghostface has some questions…

melissabarreram: ?

reneerapp: conceited as always smh

↳ y/n_y/l/n: confident**

fanpage: want what they have 🥲

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y/n_y/l/n: got that dog in me

3.9 million likes

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200k comments

masongooding: bro take this shit off

↳ y/n_y/l/n: i’ll have you know jenna’s mom brought me this shirt therefore i will NEVER EVER take it off

jennaortega: that’s a bear…

↳ y/n_y/l/n: fuck around and find out 😒

justinbieber: swag swag swag

zendaya: stylin

↳ y/n_y/l/n: better than you

jasminsavoy: why is my face on your shirt?

arianagrande: met gala look book

sza: need that shirt

natalieortega1: looks good! 👍😁

↳ y/n_y/l/n: maaaa 🤍🤍

user113: this is who i stan…and i’ve accepted that

user558: always posting on ig but never in that studio 🤔

fanpage124: does anyone else think y/n tries to hard to be funny and relatable? like we get it 😂😂 you’re cool okay

↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re broke we get it cool okay

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y/n_y/l/n: last few days

3.9 million likes

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200k comments

user113: new music? 👀

jennaortega: best cabin trip ever

masongooding: hey i was there too? where’s my pics?

↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re my side piece yk i can’t be posting you everywhere

jackchampion: cute

↳ y/n_y/l/n: no, you!😫

aaliyahortega: she can’t play the guitar for shit

↳ jennaortega: hater

user558: literally the best celebrity couple no one can convince me otherwise

kehlani: new song so fire 🤫

rennerapp: vocals are👩‍🍳 💋

jasminsavoy: so honored to be featured on this album

↳ y/n_y/l/n: my homegirl 🤍

user114: GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

fanpage: LET’s GOOOOOOOOOO

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[goochy2turnt]

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Make sure you go run up the numbers for my “girl girl “ @thestallion her song “Hiss” sitting number one on #spotify right now 🔥🔥..You been working hard girl want you to know you deserve your flowers like everyday “Valentine’s day “ Just know you are appreciated from @goochy2turnt and this 2 turnt 🌍

[heavyhitterheaux]

Proud of My Wife

A First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Part 1  Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Liked by y/ninsta, saweetie, theestallion, sza, urbanwyatt, and 3,987,632 others

jackharlow: so proud of my wife y/ninsta. my baby out here killin it ❤️😍

y/ninsta: all because you and PG believed in me more than I believed in myself 🥺

2forwoyne: from the beginning we knew you would be amazing y/ninsta

y/ninsta: OMG stop 2forwoyne 🥺

thestallion: young bachelor what's a wife my ass 🙄

jackharlow: theestallion it went with the flow of the song!

saweetie: look at my bestie out here looking like a whole meal in these streets! you look so gorgeous mamas 😍

dualipa: she sure does 😍

jackharlow: I'm not doing this with you today dualipa exit to the left 🙃

dualipa: jackharlow you are such a hater 🙄

normani: we need an update on what the parents said about yall BEING MARRIED FOR FIVE YEARS AND TELLING NO ONE

y/ninsta: normani got damn you ain't gotta yell sis. everyone knows now because of urbanwyatt's dumbass

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta can I have my weed back now?! I learned my lesson 😐

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt no

urbanwyatt: where did you hide it y/ninsta ?!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt in my bra

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta nevermind I don't want that shit now. it's too hot outside and you got some big ass boobs so I know your shit sweatin

y/ninsta: imma beat the shit out of you urbanwyatt 🤣

jackharlow: y/ninsta I thought that was only reserved for me 👀

lilnasx: what kind of bdsm shit are yall into?!

druski2funny: I'm down to join 👀

y/ninsta: druski2funny so you can have a stroke? No thanks, don't need that on my conscience

saweetie: stop stalling and spill the tea

y/ninsta: my momma tried to call me all day and when she couldn't she was on my doorstep that night 🤣 but she admitted that she suspected it. Momma's intuition I guess 🤷🏾‍♀️

y/ninsta: I thought Maggie was going to kill jackharlow tho 🙃

sza: why!?!

y/ninsta: she just wanted to be there when we did it, that's all. She literally said when we were 16 that she knew we would be married one day.

jackharlow: and she was completely right 😌

jackandy/naremyparents: did yall find the rings after urbanwyatt lost them?

jackharlow: it took about twenty minutes but yes

saweetie: so my bestie gets her ring upgraded this year since we on year 5 right jackharlow? 🤨

jackharlow: saweetie anything my baby wants she gets

y/ninsta: jackharlow I want a pet tiger

jackharlow: y/ninsta I know your dumbass didn't just say that. You getting a pet fish.

sza: damn you can't even get her a dog jackharlow?

jackharlow: sza she can barely keep herself alive so how in the world is she going to care for a tiger or a dog? Do I look like tiger king to yall?

y/ninsta: Carole Baskin, killed her husband, WHACKED HIM!

jackharlow: y/ninsta I'm taking you to the zoo and that's it

y/ninsta: jackharlow cheap ass muthafucka

jackharlow: y/ninsta CHEAP? I JUST BOUGHT US A YACHT

y/ninsta: jackharlow it doesn't look big enough and besides if I don't lather you up in sunscreen you'll end up being burnt so you can't be outside on it for a long time anyway

jackharlow: y/ninsta what I gotta be outside for when I'm deep in your guts down below?

sza: well shit

y/ninsta: jackharlow now I'm hot and bothered, come fix this 😐

urbanwyatt: here we go again, just don't start until after I leave jackharlow y/ninsta

saweetie: urbanwyatt at this rate, you might as well ask to join. I know I probably would 🤷🏾‍♀️

dualipa: me first!

jackharlow: dualipa no.

urbanwyatt: if someone even looks at y/ninsta for too long jackharlow is ready to strangle them. I'll pass.

jackharlow: urbanwyatt I found your weed

urbanwyatt: please don't say it jackharlow...

jackharlow: urbanwyatt it really was in her bra 🤣

Taglist:

@harlowsbby

@babyharleezy

@hoodharlow

@stefansalvatoresgf

@jackiehollanderr

@primadxna-girl

@dessmxsworld

@cockslutslurper3000

@raelorns21

@variety-fangirl

@gbaabyyyy

@kamorsstuff

@harlowthot

@sinsandsuccubus

@curlyhairclub

@bootlegroach

@haylexo10

@thinkingaboutjharlow

@laylasbunbunny

@fluidsentiment

@charli123456789

@moody4world

@yourstrulymayah

@yana4life

[cozyaliensuperstar7]

Beautiful Black Women 👑

chloebailey:

sweet like honey 🍯

thestallion:

Giving all the looks 2023 Mood by @revlon

tarajiphenson:

💜💜💜✨ #Emmys

Photographer: @mr_dadams

Makeup: @saishabeecham

Hair: @tymwallacehair

Nails: @customtnails1

Stylist: @waymanandmicah

Producer: @sauntemakesithappen

Products: @tphbytaraji

Dress: Custom Atelier @Versace

Jewels: @simongjewelry

Shoes: @alexandrebirman

fantasia:

So many big things going on for me, but one of the most important things is the marriage to my king ! Marriage is a journey and you learn valuable lessons everyday. Put in the work… Date Night 🖤🤍

wwegames:

💅🏾 1.22.24 #WWE2K24

[thesituation]

i’m soooooo drunk @ thestallion

megaaaannnnnnn😭😭😭😭😭

[the-naight-we-me]

#Aesthetic #thestallion #Dualipa @grammy 2023 #Bratz

[djjamdpg]

Tonight I’m featuring new music by @DJKhaled , @DJDrama , @DJ_NinoBrown , @JackHarlow , Burna Boy @BurnaBoyGram & Meagan the Stallion @TheStallion on the “Hot Spot” Tonight from 9:50pm-12mid (PST) on @Jamn957 FM 🏃💨🔥 #DJJAM #DJJAMDPG #THEOFFICIALDJOFTHEWEST #BETOPEREZ #DJKHALED #DJDRAMA #DJNINOBROWN #JACKHARLOW #BURNABOY #MEAGANTHESTALLION #THEHOTSPOT #JAMN957FM #IHEARTRADIO #HIPHOP #RnB #LATINSOUL #AFROBEAT #REGGAE #DJVATICAN #THEARTOFTHEMIX #NEURALMIXPRO #ALGORIDDIM #STEMMIXING (at JAM'N 95.7 San Diego's Hip Hop and R&B Radio Station) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci3s2cQJ0Db/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[femaledaily]

MEGAN THEE STALLION Via Instagram | 5.01.22.

[smoovetay]

versace hottie, the stallion. 2020 🧡

[earthscory]

I am the Stallion, mang.

[thatshowufeel]

[goochy2turnt]

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Make sure you go run up the numbers for my “girl girl “ @thestallion her song “Hiss” sitting number one on #spotify right now 🔥🔥..You been working hard girl want you to know you deserve your flowers like everyday “Valentine’s day “ Just know you are appreciated from @goochy2turnt and this 2 turnt 🌍

[heavyhitterheaux]

Two Halves of a Whole Idiot

A First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Liked by jackharlow, urbanwyatt, saweetie, thestallion, and 2,464,289 others

y/ninsta: Two halves of a whole idiot

urbanwyatt: just because you beat us in monopoly doesn't mean shit. we want a rematch.

jackharlow: urbanwyatt we could've gotten her ass if she didn't keep sending us to jail

urbanwyatt: jackharlow and buying up all the property

y/ninsta: yall do realize that it's your own fault because that was the space you landed on when you rolled the dice right?

thestallion: those two couldn't make it 24 hours without you

y/ninsta: it's exhausting having grown ass children who can't do for themselves

jackharlow: y/ninsta wasn't it your dumbass who put aluminum foil in the microwave and almost burned down our first apartment?

y/ninsta: jackharlow no that was Urby

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta no it was definitely you and then we banned you from using it

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt I don't recall

jackandy/naremyparents: so what you're saying is y/ninsta can't cook?

y/ninsta: why do I have to cook when jackharlow's meal is between my legs?

urbanwyatt: got damn here we go again y/ninsta jackharlow 🙄

jackharlow: y/ninsta babe sometimes I just want some pasta tho 😕

y/ninsta: jackharlow but your ass gets full tho

jackharlow: y/ninsta touché

Saweetie: jackharlow urbanwyatt yall stay hating on my girl 🙄

jackharlow: saweetie because she is slow as hell and I'm surprised she's made it this far

urbanwyatt: saweetie you know how common sense is.. well common? y/ninsta doesn't have any

y/ninsta: hold up do not pass go and do not collect 200 dollars. jackharlow urbanwyatt are yall really going to come for me like that?

jackharlow: y/ninsta you took all our money and our property. yes we are.

y/ninsta: don't touch me for a week then jackharlow

jackharlow: WAIT! I take it back y/ninsta 😳

urbanwyatt: no don't take it back jackharlow we have to be a united front. we can't let y/ninsta win

jackharlow: united my ass urbanwyatt I need to get my dick wet. y/ninsta come on baby I was just playin 👉🏻👈🏻

y/ninsta: jackharlow play with your dick because I won't be 🙄

jackharlow: y/ninsta yo pussy is calling my name *in my Drake voice*

y/ninsta: I don't hear it jackharlow

jackharlow: y/ninsta I'll do that thing you like 😏

y/ninsta: I like many things jackharlow

saweetie: well shit 😳

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta I am surprised every day that you aren't pregnant yet

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt because jackharlow's pullout game has been A1 since we were 15

jackharlow: y/ninsta 😏😏😏

druski2funny: y/ninsta like what?

jackharlow: druski2funny get yo ass outta here y/ninsta I just brought more whipped cream and chocolate

druski2funny: y/ninsta come on mamas give me a chance

y/ninsta: druski2funny you wouldn't last with me and would probably have a coronary if I rode you

druski2funny: it's a hell of a way to go out y/ninsta

normani: druski2funny go take your meds

y/ninsta: and that's supposed to impress me jackharlow?

jackharlow: y/ninsta why you making me work so hard mamas? Come onnn

y/ninsta: make me a better offer jackharlow

jackharlow: I'll eat you out for an hour y/ninsta 😋

saweetie: whew it's getting spicy in here! 🥵

y/ninsta: try harder jackharlow

jackharlow: 2 hours and from the back y/ninsta

y/ninsta: jackharlow SOLD! Bring that dick here NOW

jackharlow: y/ninsta you not gonna be able to walk mamas 😏

urbanwyatt: so are we not doing a rematch jackharlow y/ninsta ?

jackharlow: urbanwyatt later let me take care of my baby girl first y/ninsta

normani: I can't wait for the group chat tomorrow 😏

urbanwyatt: this shit has only gotten worse since they got married 🙄

saweetie: urbanwyatt MARRIED!?!? SPILL IT NOW!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt imma cut yo hair in yo sleep. watch your back.

jackharlow: damn it Urb! 🙄🙄

Taglist:

@harlowsbby

@babyharleezy

@hoodharlow

@stefansalvatoresgf

@jackiehollanderr

@primadxna-girl

@dessmxsworld

@cockslutslurper3000

@raelorns21

@variety-fangirl

@gbaabyyyy

@kamorsstuff

@harlowthot

@sinsandsuccubus

@curlyhairclub

@bootlegroach

@haylexo10

@thinkingaboutjharlow

@laylasbunbunny

@fluidsentiment

[cozyaliensuperstar7]

Beautiful People 👑

thestallion:

Eye glam snatched thanks to my @revlon Colorstay Micro Brow Pencil and my Colorstay Micro Easy Precision Liquid Liner

blackmagcovers:

@danielkaluuya for @highsnobiety. Stylist: @cheryl_konteh Barber: @damonno1barber #blackmagcovers #danielkaluuya