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#they are both drunk as shit
inkmizzle · 1 month
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my two gay dads (they left to be pirates but i love them still)
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prideprejudce · 1 month
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AU Reds Poster: Alicent joins Rhaenrya as her advisor and wife after escaping her father's influence.
She escapes Kings Landing with Helaena and her grandchildren just in time. Unfortunately, her father has already sunk his teeth into her two sons who are ready to fight for their right to the iron throne. How will Alicent choose between her family and her beloved Rhaenyra when the time comes?
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wispforever · 3 months
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they already got the party platter actually. it came with enough alcohol for ten people
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those-eraser-shavings · 8 months
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drunk Slippin’ Jimmy shenanigans at the expense of Marco’s sanity
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haunth0use · 4 months
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Drunken zs thoughts
Them competing to confess to eachother first and they end up confessing at the same time and instead of just getting together like any normal people would they start competing on who loves the one the most (they’re literally at an equal but are too stubborn to admit it)
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chilpilled · 14 days
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sighs. anyways i think chil is a sloppy drunk who gets very affectionate and talkative and laios likes to go out drinking with him but drinks a lot less so he can keep him out of trouble and make sure he gets home safe. u already know where this is going. chil struggles with being emotionally open but thats fine because hes already told laios how much he cares about him dozens of times before, he just doesnt remember <3
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anxious-bisexual-0 · 1 year
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i just watched enola holmes 2. holy SHIT. what a lovely movie. i was engaged every single minute. the plot line?? the character development? THE COSTUMES? LOUIS PARTRIDGE???? damn.
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luderailing · 8 months
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draw er ings from this evening
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sofarsogoodsowhat · 13 days
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AUUUUGHHHHH MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD
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midbyte · 1 year
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cringe failwoman boyboss
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hella1975 · 5 months
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ive never felt more rural than i have in the past few weeks since hanging out with a lad who has only ever lived in cities. what do you MEAN YOU'VE NEVER DONE A MORRIS DANCE
#he didn't even know what morris dancers WERE i said some shit like 'you know it's summer when the morris dancers come out'#and he was like 'the what now' I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY. HE'S FUCKING WITH ME SURELY#AND THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN ABOUT THINGS I JUST ASSUMED WERE BASICS#'harvest festival 🤨' PARDON. YOU ARE JOKING#and also the CONCEPT of a village is baffling to him. i said there's probably about 100 people in my entire village#and we don't have a pub or a single shop the closest ones are in the NEXT village over which is a 3 mile walk#and this boy was HORRIFIED. we are both in a constant state of thinking the other is taking the piss#and now every time i think/do something abundantly rural im SO self-aware 😭#my mum told me the farmers are gonna do a xmas tractor run through our village this year#(they usually miss our village bc even by village standards it's tiny)#and she was like 'shame you'll miss it! i'll send you a video!' and im there already picturing this boy's face when i show it him#like sigh. yeah. yeah okay maybe the rural england is ingrained deeper than i feared. never escaping the allegations etc#had a conversation with him the other day that concluded with me 100% genuinely being like 'you need to touch grass'#i literally said 'i think it would fix you. like actually go and touch some grass what the fuck'#bc at this point he's so far removed from nature that it's INSANE TO ME. i didnt realise how much i took growing up rurally for granted#THESE PEOPLE DONT EVEN GET DRUNK IN FIELDS. THEY HAVE NO FIELDS. I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHAT A CAMP OUT WAS
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kaleidoskuls · 11 months
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“more than anything i was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling and wanting to talk state id stopped myself from blurting the thing on the edge of my tongue, the thing is never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying it out loud to him in the street — which was, of course, i love you.” btw. if you even care .
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jaggedwolf · 1 month
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becoming the kind of killjoy who scrolls through the internet going no, you have no source or evidence or even reasoning for that, why does this have so many people agreeing with it
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pollyna · 2 years
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Iceman has Rooster's contact saved under Baby Goose since he was thirteen and he went away to camp for nine entire weeks. Tom never knew he could miss a kid that much. The most embarrassing thing, for Bradley and his manly man feelings (sixteen and Mav would like to point out is not his fault!), is that he actually likes being called like that and he will like it for the rest of his life, even when Bradley is going to be almost an inch taller than Ice.
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taniushka12 · 27 days
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what if i wrote today? wouldn't that be something...
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I FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER WHAT THE CONTEXT WAS
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