#they both burst out laughing

[exocomets]

My warlock, who acts like a silly goofball most of the time: Outta curiosity are you scared of clowns? You seemed kinda on edge in the circus even before dribbles started trying to kill us

Astarion: I used to be, but I conquered my fear of them so I could be with you

My warlock: Ohh I see- wait

[butterfly-apocalypse]

@clefairytea Blue has turned to reddit for help

[birues]

"You needn't be so concerned. Though his values remain the same, Alphinaud is not the blinkered boy he once was. Slowly but surely, his eyes have been opened– thanks to a certain someone. A certain someone whom he'd be mortified to learn had heard his little speech. Mum's the word, eh?"

[deadscell]

lady’s pov:

[arctixout]

masterchef

[infinitelilith]

It's always a little weird to me when people are confused by Tumblr KH fans loving Dark Road so much because like... it's essentially an extremely angsty Xehaqus high school AU. Tumblr users had been dreaming about that since like 2015. Nomura made DR for the they/thems

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

[makotoscoffee]

"leather chaps, with a k.d. lang backpack" is one of my favorite UNHhhh jokes😭😭

[theholmwoodfoundation]

Tom: And never mind Jeremy! He's not that bad. He is the Grumpy Bear of the team.

Maddie: I see... But what about Mr Harker?

Tom: Oh he is the wrath of God

An exact and accurate assessment of Jonny 3. 10/10, no notes.

[lesamis]

i understand that like, culturally it's a Thing that people get annoyed when any elderly person they're not even close to tells them extensively about their life & their medical history etc. like i get why it's a general tenor that a lot of people find that irritating. but for one i also think that bc of like the nature of this stupid planet we do owe it to others to pay attention to what's important to them and sit in the moment w them for a bit if we can and so i don't love the sentiment of someone else's need to share being like A Bother above all else. and then also, additionally to the inherent dignity in us all etc i am convinced that anyone who gets bored or zones out while their 80+ year old neighbour narrates his life story is in acute danger of missing out on some of the most buckwild Situations you've ever heard a person recount

[leconcombrerit]

Suddenly remembered the day a friend of mine displayed our professor's frowny Facebook profile pic on the living room TV so it could feel like he was judging us badly enough to get us to stop messing around and actually get to write that report.

We burst out laughing every time we looked up, so it was an epic fail, but dear lord I cannot even begin to express how funny it was I-

[afterthelambs]

im thinking shuake Notebook AU where akechi writes akira 365 letters but he never gets them because akira moved out of leblanc by then, and then years later when they finally confront they have that "it wasn't over, it still isnt over" moment and kiss in the rain like they deserve, the end

[disneyparksattractionstournament]

Disney Parks Attractions tournament Bonus poll 1

1/3 bonus polls from the original submissions that cracked me up but didn't make it in the tournament

Aunt Melissa lying about everyone’s birthdays (I know this doesn’t count but I think my Aunt is a staple of the parks and she made all of the cousins lie and say it was out birthdays so we all got the special “I’m Celebrating” button and workers were extra nice if they only saw one of us at time. This backfired anytime we were in a large group because we couldn’t all pass off having the same birthday) 

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My Grandma’s Ashes (We dumped them illegally by the wishing well at Disney Land in Califonira. I should clarify that this as NOT ALL of her ashes. My mother hallowed out a tube of chapstick and brought just a little sprinkle of grandma and then dumped it over her shoulder. I know Disney hates this, but it was where she wanted to be.)

[theloyalpin]

the very first job they shared with me for thailand was at a christian school so i had to turn that down immediately 😭

[zims-left-antenna]

ive seen the word media being used in almost everything lately, it reminds me of how i used to think "lmao theyre talking about socks" cuz the word media in spanish means sock

[lottieurl]

automated work mode is so real i just said hello instead of thank you to a man i have very much already greeted two minutes earlier