#they don't even play the game they just hate him on instinct and cuz of his voice

[qi-rong-enjoyer]

you ever see someone hate a fictional character with such PASSION

[vlvtrkii]

It's currently 2:53 am and i just watched the first two episodes of season 1 os succession and tbh it at first looked ike i might not understand as half the things were quite flowing above my head

but then i think i quite got the grip on the ongoing situation and tbh if i try to sum it al up it's really infa t just a shitshow and i really don't want to see a show of bunch of lustful greedy fail trying to take over while lsi being coward at the same time and tryna play safe but terribly failing since none of them actually has anyone's back yk they all just a bunch of backstabbers ready to bite you anytime and take all the profit.... It's just how evryone in the screen is there for the money except some two or three characters i guess

All of logans kids remind me of those useless nepo kids of Hollywood tbh cuz i think Logan was right when he decided to still be the CEO since Kendall is really not mature enough and brave to be a CEO or step up and same goes with the other kids

They all are so emotionally sensitive and want a safe place but also has got the greed and lust from their father

They want to top each other but also don't want to hurt the else feeling or be straightforward with their motives to the others

Funny hw every side character slash spouse of them are gold diggers and just their for money like God damn babes

I think shiv is also quite emotional and vulnerable to stupid people but she has got that bossy instincts and roman do lack maturity to a whole other level

Kendall is just a emotional attached boy with skills but the fact he is not strong for the Bulls game like he can't even convince his siblings, he lack that bossy nature, he is too emotional and sensitive and tbh weak for a job that runs the whole fucking company and i do believe Logan was right when he said he might need a more time to get all that strictness, and he wasn't firing him tbh he is the most appropriate our of all four,,, but the fact Logan decided to do the Marcy thing in the game kinda screwed it up since i think evrybody knows she is a gold digger it was obvious and still Logan did such a stupid thing was maybe just becuz idk it's his third wife and i beleive he has more moments with her and also obvi the NSFW thing,, maybe that's why he is actually attached but i also of beleive that maybe he was just fucking it all up to scre them even harder cuz ain't no way a man running a company and so heartless would be this dumb

And conner was the person i felt quite the best in characters but ohh when he showed up with willa,,,, like why do rich PPL are so nasty and yucky bro

And don't get me started on how big of a loser is Greg i mean yeah maybe he's just a filler or sm shit but it's so annoying and he is not being relatable, he is just purely an ass tbh like how did he not grow up at all and till dream high to play this game when he literally discussed abt shoes with her mom

He is the iconic manchild but with more hairs and leaning on soft side of his way of body language and all which don't make it so annoying but rather tumblrworthy

And Tim is just a dick and i hate how he's technically using shiv to be somewhere in that game like what the fuck

logan has all the CEO qualities except maybe he is too harsh and egoistic and don't suck ppl's dick to get his things done which is impressive atleast he ain't a bitch but he also lacks how to be loyal and yk the man of words cuz of what he did to Frank and the debt thing makes it a lil more clear that he really don't have some business mides strategies and hasn't read books like Kendall has,,,, but yeah a man of words won't fire a loyal co worker of 30 years for a shitty son so maybe he too lacked there in order to support his sons but i think he did it in order to keep the business in the hands of his family after he steps down idk

I just don't want to watch a show where evryone is a shitty person in general but idk i might not continue it altho its just been two fucking episodes but in alr tired for this long ass commitment

[whorefordazai]

Don't ask why, but I think about this a lot.

Dazai and Chuuya (separately) with an s/o that's a parent figure to Q. Like, it was their job at the port mafia to look after them, and parental instincts kicked, so they see Q as their child?

I love these three way more than I probably should 🤧

(Feel free to ignore this if you'd like)

The way your mind works😧✨Q is so underrated, I love them sm

s/o as a parent figure to Q

(part 1?) part 2 | part 3

ft. dazai | chuuya x gn! reader

genre: fluff

warnings: none

Dazai

Now, if we’re talking about pm Dazai, he’d be weirded out (so would ada dazai tbh).

“How unfortunate. I feel bad for you, y/n ಠ◡ಠ”

“You don’t look like you feel bad-”

But that was before he found out he couldn’t have much alone time with you because you would be spending a lot of time with Q😒

Him and Q are lowkey enemies who hate each other. Q wants to inflict pain and suffering upon him and he wants to do the same🥰

But no way in hell do you let them touch each other. Six feet apart at all times.

Q is actually a really nice person to be around once you get to know them. You’re the only person they don’t want to brutally murder💗

Although Dazai isn’t really fond of Q, he still wants to spend time with you :(

And since you’re Q’s only actual “friend” they want to spend time with you too.

So the both of them have to spend time with you together ಠ╭╮ಠ

They’re mostly with you when you’re out doing little errands or taking care of Q. Dazai just happens to tag along.

You always have to hear them bicker ᇂ_ᇂ

You always walk between the two of them. Sometimes it gets quiet but don’t be fooled, they’re sending each other cold daggers behind your back.

You love Dazai, and you love Q. So the both of them listen to you🥰 (kind of, not really)

Once, you had to leave Dazai and Q alone together cuz you had an important errand.

And you come back to complete chaos😧??

Somehow they’ve managed to burn down a whole abandoned building, steal a whole candy store, and get chased by a handful of people in the matter of 20 minutes.

But they’re perfectly fine😭?

You see Dazai playing on his game console and Q sucking on a lolipop.

“...I’m not even going to ask ʘ‿ʘ”

The both of them play tug of war with you. But in this case, you’re the rope.

“Let go, you ugly bandaged bastard!”

“No! y/n is my darling!”

“ಠ_ಠ”

Dazai always sees you caring so much about Q. Always making sure they eat food, picking out clothes for them, buying toys for them.

So he’s jealous (¬_¬)

But he haves you all to himself at night🥰🤝

Chuuya

As much as he will literally never admit it, he’s lowkey a big brother to Q. And you definitely notice.

Whenever you’re taking care of Q, Chuuya will always be there by your side. Like he’ll just be there observing.

And he somehow manages to help you take care of Q??

“I’ll go get Q’s lunch. Be right bac-”

“Tch. Never mind that. I’ll do it.”

Okay?? ◕ ◡ ◕

Surprisingly enough, Q doesn’t really want to brutally murder Chuuya. Their relationship is...normal??😧

He won’t go out of his way to be “nice” to them. He’ll be a protective older brother tho.

You once confronted Chuuya about it.

“Chuuya, what’s it like being a big brother?😏”

“Never say those words again.”

“...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

Chuuya takes Q hat shopping😋

“Yo. This hat would look good on you.”

“You really think so🤩?”

You can actually trust Chuuya to take care of Q whether he likes it or not (it’s his instinct)

Once, Q had fallen asleep so Chuuya had to carry them back to pm headquarters.

BYE THATS SO ADORABLE.

You take a few pictures, he catches you and bonks you on the head ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You assure him that it’s super adorable and kinda hot that he takes care of Q.

He just rolls his eyes but really, inside he’s super happy and flustered 🙄

[thunderheadfred]

🤚Shigaraki HC's🤚

Part 1 of my Shigaraki Thesis HCs. The Second Worst: 1 - 2

This was rough because even though Shigaraki is one of my favorite characters of all time, I have nothing sexy to say about him canonically.

that's a lie, i'm lying. i had to break this post into parts, that's how much of a liar liar pants on fire i am

Warnings for quite possibly everything. Minors do not interact.

- - - - -

Okay first of all:

You know it. I know it. We all know it. This man is not boyfriend material. He disintegrates boyfriend material for fun.

You don’t want to date this man.

Frankly, you can’t date this man.

Seriously. Run.

If you’re a villain, you’re his underling. Maybe, if you squint, you’re kind of like his... um... least-hated workplace associate. What do you want, a trophy?

If you’re a hero, good luck not dying horribly. Maybe you’d make a cute hostage. Hope you can escape cuz he is NOT letting you out alive.

If you’re a civilian, perhaps that’s the best case scenario. He stalks you a little before he becomes infamous. You go on the worst date of your life but luckily you don't tell him where you live. Later you see him on the news standing in a pile of rubble and you just think, “ohhhhhhh.”

If he somehow, impossibly, against all odds, manages to develop a single affectionate feeling toward you, AFO is going to hunt you down for sport. You are NOT getting in the way of world domination. Again, good luck with that.

If somehow you managed to clear all those hurdles and kiss Shigaraki Tomura square on the lips, I can see one of two things happening.

1) You’re his body pillow now. Goodbye sunlight. You live in his room. He doesn’t have to chain you to the bed, because you know escape is pointless. Congratulations, the end is nigh.

2) Total mind break. At the first sign of genuine human affection, his trauma vault is instantly unlocked. Memories come rushing in, his quirk goes nuts. There’s like a 99.9% chance he’ll accidentally kill you and it will destroy his soul forever. But let’s say you’re the lucky 0.01% - then it’s time to fuck off together to a foreign country. He’s terrified, traumatized, and possibly broken beyond repair, but I guess he’s not a villain anymore? Have fun nursing him back to... semi-sanity.

Moral of the story: you’re better off getting hit with a quirk that takes you to an alternate universe where the worst thing Shimura Tenko ever did was throw a Playstation controller at his sister’s head. He’s an aspiring video game journalist with zero charisma and severe self-image issues. He has no earthly idea how hot he is. Please, for the love of God, fall for that guy instead.

haha just kidding

join me in hell, fellow Shigaraki fuckers:

- - - - -

Scenario the first:

so apparently you enjoy living in a cage?

Listen. He does not smell right. He doesn’t need to bathe much because his skin is constantly annihilating itself. So he’s not exactly dirty, but every instinct in your body is screaming in confusion, unsure if he’s alive or dead.

Breath of the damned. Sweet as moldy lemons. Whatever he eats just... rots. He doesn't produce enough spit.

He will kiss you very deeply. Until you choke. Forget the cold, chapped lips because they're the least of your problems. He's got those skeleton hands caging your face and you're trapped against a wall and his gigantic biting teeth are prying you open. He licks inside your mouth like he's trying to steal your soul. He'll probably succeed.

His hair is exactly as soft as it looks. Too bad you'll never get to touch it.

He’s either got no sexual impulses at all and will laugh at you for trying, or he’s a full-on incel. I don’t know which one. I don’t want to find out. Apparently you do, and I salute your resolve.

You will be lucky if Shigaraki treats you like a pet. He loves his Nintendo DS more than you.

Consent is not applicable. You showed interest in him once, now you're his plaything forever. There's a power imbalance between you so wide you could chuck a planet in there.

Safewords? lol

Doesn't want to break you, because what would be the point? He's already broken enough things. He wants to keep you around for a good long while. He'll take good, good care of you.

Unless you disobey.

Obsessed with making you cum whether you want to or not. Yes, this IS a high score thing. It's just so flattering. Say hello, orgasm torture. Was that another one? Aww. You barely moved. Oh, what's that? You're begging him to stop? Haha. He won't.

Don't cry. He'll drink your tears.

He'll touch you everywhere with bare fingers. Slow, feather-light strokes, like some kind of demented ASMR artist. This is not a trust exercise. He knows exactly how much it terrifies you.

Oh yeah. You're getting finger FUCKED. Do you fantasize about having a loaded gun shoved inside you? Same difference.

Will eat you out like nothing else, but not in bed. That's the kind of shit he does on a boardroom table where anybody could walk in and see you writhing. Spreads you WIDE open and sucks on you. Makes out with your asshole. The whole nine yards. It's wet and loud and nasty.

Only time you're out of his sight (and not locked in your room) is when he shoves a remote control vibrator where the sun doesn't shine. Operates it through an app while he calls you and jerks off. Wants to make your knees fail on a crowded train.

Come here. You get to sit on his lap like a dog. Four fingers on your throat, dick hard under your ass. He'll dry hump you in front of God, the Devil, and everyone else.

If he's playing video games, you're cock-warming. He does not care which hole. He won't even look at you.

He might get hard but he does not get naked. You do not know Shigaraki Tomura on a personal level. You have only the vaguest idea what his dick looks like. It feels long and thin, almost sharp. Maybe he's actually been fucking you with an ice pick this whole time. His hip bones dig into you and bruise. He likes to kiss and bite the marks he leaves.

He mocks you for being so fucking pathetic. Have you always been a such a needy slut or is he really that special? What is wrong with you? Even he thinks you're crazy.

Shigaraki won't kill you, but All For One will.

- - - - -

The Second Worst Scenario:

The half-mad ghost of Shimura Tenko is in love with you, and your life is about to become a tragic wreck.

(this half of the post went completely off the rails and turned into like... a whole-ass Victorian Novel)

[yanderememes]

Okay, here we go! Time to see who's ass is kidnapping mine (and no limits to a specific jjba part, it's all free game!)

I'm an infj, demigirl, panromantic asexual! 5'3 but I can throw hands if needed, although I'd prefer not to. My most noticeable physical traits are my incredibly colorful hair, and my fashion. I may be fairly rough and tumble, but I like looking more on the femme side! Like if you took a femme fatale and threw some e-girl in there for flavour. My fashion sense usually sticks me out like a sore thumbs, but if I'm traveling I make a point to mimic fashion trends in the area.

My signs are: Aquarius (sun), Cancer (moon), Capricorn (rising), and Aries (venus)! Oh, and Scorpio mars if that matters! Stubbornness runs in my family, and I'm easily the chaotic good gay cousin you can find in a family gathering.

I'm the mum/older sister-friend for most of my loved ones, but most people and strangers tend to be intimidated by me, my bluntness, and perceived reserved personality, so they tend to avoid me (which is understandable given I have like at least three knives on my person at all times.)

I'm passionate about a lot of things despite keeping them under wraps, but a few of my favorite things and activities are: the ocean, singing, birds of prey, romance-y type things, magic (I am a born and practicing witch, so supernatural experiences are not unusual to me) and exploring.

I hate spiders, anything involving medical needles, dishonesty, and unnecessary cruelty.

According to friends I'm fairly flirty but thats just how I talk with people I'm comfy with. I tend to adjust well to different social situations because I reflect other people's demeanors, but I don't hesitate to call people out on their bullshit even if I do it with a smile. I'm an total adrenaline junkie, but I also have social anxiety, depression, and PTSD(from a sexual assault, sadly).

So I have days where I can't really be touched but most of the time private cuddles and subtle physical touches are how I show trust and affection. My anxiety works pretty much as advertised, much it can easily be overridden by the Mom Friend Instinct. My depression is usually managed pretty well, but I can have serious RSD from my adhd (rejection sensitive dysphoria) which can send me spiraling from there. Speaking of the adhd, it doesn't really show unless you know me well, in which case it shows by:

I do the tangential ideas method of conversation to the irriation of many, I hyperfixate like a motherfucker (which means often I forget to take care of myself for hours or days on end) Executive dysfunction (really complicated but basically my brain literally stops me from doing certain things), and my need for specific types/combos of stimulation to be the most happy/productive

I have insomnia so I often don't sleep until like 6am, and I have a bad habit of sleeping only when my body decides it's had enough of my bullshit.

On the more spicy side of things, I'm a hardcore switch with an affinity for both overstimulation and edging, especially when paired with shibari and praise. As mentioned earlier, I'm asexual, but the high powers above decided to play a joke and not only make me ace, but make me have an absolutely raging libido and *then* give me genophobia from my ptsd ;-;

Dealing with more yandere themes, I'm incredibly paranoid and and easily socially spooked. I know how to use my surroundings to either fight for me, or use them as tools so I can fight myself. I'm also naturally private, but if you manage to find the right buttons or subjects to get me riled up over, it's like a broken dam and it's easier to get me to open up in the future. I'm very good at picking up on vibes from people, and my behavior towards them tends to adjust accordingly. Out of the fight/flight/freeze/fawn reactions, I tend to freeze, but then immediately switch to fight after. I don't have much in the way of proper fighting experience, but I know how to play dirty, and use my usually smaller body to my advantage. I can sprint like hell, but the moment I stop, I'm out like a light because I have the lung endurance of a hamster with asthma.

I hope this wasn't too much information, I just wanted to make sure all my bases were covered. Feel free to just skim or pick out what matters!Thank you so much for doing this, I'm so excited to see what u think!

-✨

Hi anon! Thanks for sending in the match up request 💙

I ship you with Jotaro! I personally think he'd be the best for you☺️

He would find your motherly figure to be attractive. He's not outwardly affectionate or good with demonstrating his feelings so he admires someone who can, like you!

Your passion for the ocean will make his heart soar. Despite being quiet, I think that'll get him talking more than usual and he'd love to share this passion. It's quite niche

I think he would want to hear you sing when visiting the ocean together. Yes, he'll isolate you like any other yandere, but visits to the ocean are the only exception since its a shared passion

Private cuddles and subtle physical touches are totally fine with him. He's not big on PDA and tbh he'd also show his affection like that too (not like you have a choice anyways since you're being held captive)

He'd stay up with you with at night cuz I hc that he has insomnia as well because of his PTSD from his time in Egypt

Lastly, Jotaro would take care of you and handle any issues regarding your health. He's pretty grounded (minus the unhealthy yandere obsession) so he'd look after your health and make sure you're staying healthy and hydrated!

[the-firebird69]

🏡 Chas & Royal: BB (Hackman/Stiller)

Turns out to be recent.

They're they're visiting a dead relative and it's a real one that's what he died a while ago years ago what is for this war over technology and they didn't pick it up because it was over this war and he did lose to Dave and arn it was afterwards. The Sounders played by BG who is treated like a son by Arn the one date announced that she is not a real son and that he was treated his son because he couldn't do anything with c a a I also miss number from his perspective not our son I said and took it like this well he's kind of a cheap suit and I'm not saying it's because of my kind we'll see and your arrogant as hell so he fell and was falling and came up with us last minute plan because of that conversation. Slot if you say stupid things to us as Dan has said all morning and he was freezing up by Terry and it was sent to the office because Terry is tired of hearing about it the others called in about him too and said he's bothering you and bothering him and bothering him is given the same weird stuff back it doesn't weird about no it does it has an effect on him it makes them freeze up and make some CDs and make some stop and think and make some cry the circle think about something these people kind of simple in the bottom of shadows is hard to do that you say start noticing it what what he was doing was a lot more than that the saying I'm going to stab you I have a glove on the cover it up little send me say this someone already stabbed you is there say this I can't stand to do people keep saying that to you all this garbage this morning we said we're going to kill you because you won't shut up and we want to sleep and stuff and we don't want you passed through this with your kill you so we can that's why we do that a lot too you're bigger of the enemy you're a Satanist it doesn't matter if you're alive if you did a spinner you don't understand it at all, you're speaking you're speaking to us Olympus as if you're one of us because you're a dumbass and we're killing you because you won't shut up no one speaks to us that way he never does ever never talk to her that way the losers okay you keep saying it and we don't accept it at all because you're not us and we keep killing you and you won't shut your mouth you're going to die until you never come back you piece of s***. I'm in Jesus a George George and Deanna bow they have a plan and it's not the greatest it's better than yours you got to go up there and ruin it as you do every plan because your pieces of s***.

Max heard laughing because of what he said second you said used to run everything analog cable has pieces of s*** this retarded people we're going to go up there and ruin one of the most masterful recuperation I've ever seen in my life I've never seen people like this ever again stuff is the biggest bastard on do the korok seeds it's unbelievable but you have faith in these idiots she'll never make it you cannot have faith and that which does not work in the way that you think it does you know I want a y a y a y and what they say is here have a z a y a k and l and a pee and then you have to stop and say I said three things they're all wise what's the problem here and they'll go I don't know we have to have a k and a p in there every single time and it means something what's corned beef they're always running around asking what you're doing and you told him already what are you doing the show us we don't want to hear from them niggars of yours.

He started laughing hilariously he said this is ridiculous they're so awful they're not even human and it's not because of like what he looks like him most of the time it's because of a dumb plan their plan is inhuman it's so dumb it's obnoxious what's a f****** a****** like this game Dev he's doing an act and he thinks nobody knows it they know it's an act I know it's an ax Mike those it's an act Justin those it's an axe dickhole Shawn Moses today is it there's trying to shovel this ask and it tonight thinking to myself what exactly is your ax for the piece of s*** you want me not to have food so I'm going to stick a fairy up your ass and I got rid of the line and leave the room that's how you get rid of you cuz I want you not to have a way out you faget go to say we hate you he is so because his what are you but I'm using you as food for Cajun ever senior food how do you like a loser see the s*** to try to incite me doesn't mean anything we are an F student everything you do you do is a failure have a huge motorcycle company and I made a huge motorcycle covers it's bigger than all the motorcycle companies on Earth and sales throughout the entire existence of motorcycles it's all based on the name of the motorcycle I gave you because I worked on it and has nothing to do with you to puke ass b**** father who I made.

You take yourself so seriously and I'm going to get rid of you and I'm going to order it now I don't want to see you here to endanger me any further I don't want you here Sunday or Monday how are you out of here now and just like Thor said I want teams in here that have a killer instinct to get rid of you until you don't come back in other people's names so easy way to head detective a 911 went after other clans like some sort of idiot would after all these clans and not making a you went after Mac and he was doing the collecting and incorrect way and you just huge ass whole way while with your buddy cork.

Zues Hera

No I said a lot of it up front there but we're going to put a lawsuit together and yes you damn what you did last night and yesterday against our son and we're going to ask these guys to help go gives you to take whatever you have their social security will assign it, and of course your father out of the treasury it's starting to work because he decides to blow your brains out which is one way of paying us because you're a pain in the ass same as Sean everyday every night this s*** and you don't pay attention to he's the one doing it so going after him too and we can do the same thing and Sue for everything is worse if it's just social security cuz we've Frozen all your accounts like we have then he's going to attach your social security it will have two people lives fraud against social security you'll save all the time and let's kill everyone of you we don't have to do that because he needs this kind of heat now

Thor Freya