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milqueandsugar · 2 days
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🌼☕ ` Sick Day ` ☕🌼
Gen / Fluff
Includes / Alastor , Husk , Lucifer
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Alastor knows something is off immediately, maybe even the day before. He couldn't place his finger on it. You were totally normal, even got up early, the day was as close to nice as it could get in hell. Still, he bid you goodnight with unease, and it grew until morning.
If he figured something was off yesterday he knew something was wrong when you didn't show for breakfast. You were always there for breakfast, you made an effort to be sat at the table for every meal. You had an early day, he reasons, you might have just slept in. He doesn't bring a tray of food but tea or coffee instead, it isn't until he steps through his shadow into your room that the smell of sickness turns his nose.
If the smell wasn't a give away your curled up form was. Your breaths were labored, nose somehow but stuffy and running. You could taste snot and mucus on your tongue, the air was somehow sharp on your aching throat. You felt terrible. You looked terrible.
If you put up an fight to getting cared for your as delusional as he is stubborn, and Alastor isn't known for loosing a fight. He's very confident he can't get sick so that excuse is only a waste of effort.
He cares for you the best he can, the best he knows too. Caring doesn't come from his heart but rather the soft memories of his mother. He pulls out all the old wives tales. Onion on the heel, open windows, lots of tea and medicine with honey. He doesn't dote on you per se, your strong and he knows it. He does however help you take your medicine, bring you food and insist on your rest, you can't get better without rest. He doesn't sit on you night and day but his shadow dances around your room keeping you company when you're gone, usually miming sleeping. He's really adamant about the rest thing.
When you do recover he helps you catch up on work, getting out and doing something will be good for you! So don't expect to much help from him. He continues to cook you meals from home, soul food, comfort food, good food. It made sense when you were sick, he gave you an earful about how packaged foods would rot you inside out but you were back to regular health. Not that you were complaining of course, but you had a sneaking suspicion he may just like cooking for you. He calls it preventative measures, you call it cute, though not to his face.
Husk doesn't suspect anythings up when you miss breakfast, you two were up pretty late playing card and drinking games. When lunch rolls around he's a little more concerned, okay maybe you were reaaally hung over. When he gets the text at 2:45 to bring you some Tylenol and water he's more concerned. You shouldn't be THIS hung over for this long. He clocks out early, Angel's at a shoot, Alastors on air and lucifer and Charlie have fucked off for the day so he doesn't have to pretend to believe sinners are going to be visiting anytime soon. He brings leftovers too, he stands in the kitchen a moment contemplating between warming your water or putting ice in it before going room temperature as a compromise. He's halfway down the hall too your bedroom when he hears your retching. Oh you're really really hung over. He's quiet when he enters, still under false pretenses of your ailment and does his best to keep the light out of the room. Closing the blinds and even turning the hallway light off. It's when offering you your water he realizes how flushed you are, and how bundled up you are for a warm day in hell and the occasional sniffle of your nose.. "oh shit you have the flu."
Does not care if he gets sick or not, he spends his time working or with you and he hates working anyways. He sits in with you when you're bored, when your lucid enough to ask for his company and for when your eating. It makes him feel better knowing your eating something even if you end up throwing it up a few hours later. He's a terrible cook let's be honest so he just orders food in or steals leftovers for you. It how he usually eats anyways.
Husk hasn't ever really had the flu in hell or on earth, strong immune system? Luck? Maybe both. Hungover he has been however so he treats it like a very long hangover. Lots of water, lots of quiet and dark, lots of Tylenol. It works, or, your body fights it off on its own but you get better after about a week. Finally, you were going insane. You love husk, you do, but sometimes you need to see another person, or the sky, or literally anything. He doesn't treat you any different when you recover, he keeps whatever food your eating easy on the stomach (he's fallen into the habit of eating with you and enjoys it, don't say anything you'll scare him off.) But once you say your better he takes your word for it. Maybe keeps the alcohol away from you a little bit and definitely tosses whatever bottles you drank together before you got sick out. He doesn't trust them.
Lucifer hasn't dealt with sickness a day in his life what the fuck is wrong with you. He's an angel, in his defense, and Charlie was never sick growing up. So when he notices you start slowing down throughout the day, your yawning, your shivering, he thinks it's burnout. It's the closest thing to sick he's gotten alright give him some time. Some time he does take, maybe three days, before it clicks for him.
Its when your folding laundry together, classical music playing, a scented candle burning over the naturally sulfuric smell of hell. Just the two of you on a quiet evening. It was domestic, sweet, romantic even. Even chores seem like a dream when he's spending time with you. "I trust Charlie, I mean, I trust her intentions but I'm just not so sure about this Niffty character-" He looks up at you, you clear your throat. "This nif-" your voice falls flat again, your usually melodic voice rasping and phlegmy sounding. "Sorry-" you cough hard, trying to shift the mucus in your throat. Your nose is running from the pressure by time you get your voice back and continue your story. Lucifer is very concerned.
As much as you explain its just a sore throat he's very concerned it will grow into something else. He starts buying books on illnesses to try and figure out how to best help but that only stresses him out more. Tea, tea everyday for every meal, everytime he sees you he brings you tea. Medicinal, chai, cold, hot, lemon, he's spent so much money on tea and he's prepared to spend more until you get better. Refuses to let you talk, makes you go on vocal rest, gets the softest tissues available in hell when he notices how red your nose has gotten. Gets Charlie in on it of you don't get better in under a week. Charlie gets Vaggie in on it. You're surrounded by at least one angel whose never dealt with a sore throat every single day. By time you get better the angels have come together with a care schedule. It's a sore throat. Lucifer has carried you on multiple occasions. Once all your symptoms subside they get back to normal, just, try not to cough to loud in front of any of them.
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mystverse · 2 days
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EVERYDAY DRABBLES - ² L.HC
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Maybe he shouldn't have just walked in. But if he hadn't, he wouldn't have had the chance to see your perky ass in your favorite cotton panties and skirt so short that it refuses to hide your ass.
Fuck. He shouldn't be turned on. You're so innocent and so nice to him. So willing, too, he'd say because which academically gifted goody two shoes would help the no.1 rake with his classes. The more he spends time with you, the more he corrupts you subtly. And he loves it like that.
He licks his lips, taking steps to get closer to you. He could just spread legs, remove that white cotton, and take you to heaven if only you'd let him. How off-guard around him you are is a miracle to him. He had seen how easily you shut the other students down when they told you about him, all the bad bad things he did to girls like you but you had only said that he isn't like that with her and he's a good guy who learns when she says. Oh God, how wrong you were. He listened only because you'd lean closer to him, and he'd get a closer view to your tits; only because you'd let him touch them if he answered your questions.
Fuck. But his attention is on your ass now. If only you'd let him.
He adjusts his pants. Imagination is a wild thing.
"Darling, sweet angel, can you not put your pretty ass on display?" You hum but make no move to do anything else. His fingers gently move to pull the fabric down to cover your ass. You incredulously look at him. "Not taking advantage of women anymore?"
"I don't take advantage of them. They just come to me for sex, darling." You look at him with your brow raised. "I've seen you slap their asses like a million times." He laughs so loud, like you made a brilliant joke. "And they like it, darling. Do you think they'd smile at me if they didn't?" You roll your eyes, "I just don't think that it's right to do that." He hums, lying down next to you. "You think I should stop?" You nod wordlessly, focusing on your book. "Hm, ok. I will stop." This makes you stop reading.
"Like seriously? You are not playing around?" He laughs. So, so naive you are. "Oh, my sweet angel. You think I'd stop for no reason?" He caresses your waist. "You're so silly, darling. I will stop if you let me touch your ass whenever I want." He smirks, when his words process in your brain in the speed of a snail. You smack his head with your leather bound book, "Asshole."
He laughs again.
The red in your cheeks is more prominent now that the sun sinks into the horizon. It's time to leave. You sit up, eyes never once leaving him, "If you ace this exam and stop touching other girls, I'll think about."
He grins, "deal."
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kinopio-writes · 1 day
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Hello I was wondering if you would write a couple of head cannons of what Alastor,Husk, and Angel would do if they ever took in a child (like they just found them they somewhat surprised that a kid is down here the kid is also surprised that they're down there, like no one generally knows why this happened)
But like for whatever reason maybe it relates to them how they died, they're always covered in Moss and mushrooms and other forest stuff and always so damn cold, like this poor kid would probably latch onto anything warm if given the chance, also probably have to clean up anything that falls off or cough up from the kid (and of course the kid tries to help clean up because that's a nice thing to do)
But yeah this kid is basically is a pathetic little creature that is trying their hardest
Take your time with these little head cannons I don't want to over stress you 👍
A/N: I struggled with Alastor’s part here. He’s just…not the best parent. I also struggled with the title. I couldn’t just write, ‘reader who’s always cold ’cause they’re always covered with forest stuff’ because it’ll be too long.
Also, I wrote the taking-you-in-their-care part for Angel only. I didn’t include it in Alastor and Husk’s part because I dunno, so they’re pretty short in comparison to Angel’s.
Warnings: A bit of angst on Angel’s part
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Angel Dust, Alastor, and Husk w/ a Child!Reader who’s always cold
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Angel Dust
• Angel will try to find your parents at first
• but once he realized that you didn’t know or have any family you could go to, he was quick to bring you to the hotel, as it was probably the only place in Hell that was safe
• after you two went inside his room, he quickly started to hide his inappropriate items from your sight, shoving most of them in his dressers and whatnot
• he’ll stop midway when you dove onto his bed, wrapping yourself up in his blankets
• it was then he noticed that you were shivering
• “Aw…” Angel’s voice was soft as he clicked his tongue. “Here, I have more for you.”
• you quickly fell asleep all warm and fuzzy that night
• only to have the bed full of moss and mushrooms the next morning
• anyway, about that, it’ll probably make him feel bad for you even more
• it’s even worse when you’re so nice and polite
• your innocence hurts him (It’s old info, but it was said in an old stream that Angel values innocence)
• but, uh, moving on from that, Angel’s fine with you clinging to him like a koala
• he has four arms (six if he extracts the rest), and he doesn’t mind sparing one to carry you and keep you warm all the time
• and speaking of keeping you warm, you two would most likely sleep in the same room and the same bed, so you two get to cuddle each other every night
• if Valentino wasn’t making him work his ass off that day…
• he finds it comforting, actually, seeing you wait for him while you played with Fat Nuggets
• or your sleeping form if he was coming back late
• it makes his afterlife in Hell just a little bit better
• and during those times he does find you sleeping, he takes the time to sit beside you, gently stroking your head as he holds onto the hope that if Charlie’s silly little dream really did work, he can get you a better life up there than anything he has to offer down here
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Alastor
• well, don’t you just fit right in with the bayou portion of his room?
• he might enjoy watching you struggle to clean up after yourself at first, actually
• if you were a boy (or masc-leaning)
• that also applies to any other gender except for girls (or fem-leaning)
• if you were one, he might be more nice to you
• regardless, Charlie will probably tell him to help you since you’re his responsibility
• so he’ll give you a shadow minion to clean up your messes
• if Niffty isn’t on your tail already
• other than that, he won’t really help
• so don’t even try to cling to him
• he won’t hurt you, but he’s not hesitant to try to shake you off of him
• especially if it’s sudden
• he’s probably not even that warm, anyway
• he’ll also probably try to shift the responsibility of you to others
• by that I mean he just doesn’t take on the role of a parental figure that much (Husk probably looks after you more than him)
• unlike Angel and Husk, he won’t sleep in the same room as you
• the best you’ll get is a sleepover (in your room)
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Husk
• shit, what do you want him to do?
• he can’t exactly do much about the plants-growing-out-of-your-body predicament
• or about your constant state of coldness, either
• well, maybe a little bit
• he’s quite soft and warm because of his fur, so you’d cling to him a lot
• he doesn’t exactly mind
• he just gives a grunt in acknowledgment and doesn’t even react at all after he’s gotten used to it
• you two would probably sleep in the same room, so cuddles are common
• well, uh, more like Husk passing out beside you is common
• actually, I think you two would sleep in separate beds at first
• the moment you asked if you could sleep beside him for warmth and comfort was when it became routine
• the question is: would he wrap his wings around you?
• ...I mean, if you asked
• he’s really not that opposed to many things
• just ask, and he’ll lazily comply
• you’re probably one of the few people who’d get to see him purr freely (who’s the other few? I dunno)
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loriannbowman · 3 days
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Honkai Star Rail X Arknights | Yandere!Sunday X Sankta!Reader | Part Four
To those who are leaving such nice comments, thank you. Sorry for the long wait, my brain needs time to warm up before it can even start cooking.
@sarcastic-cookie
I don't know if I linked this right... but I hope I did. Anyway Onto the read!
The conversation between you and Sunday continued for a while, more than an hour seems to pass in the blink of an eye. This conversation was only on your side of the story, hardly ever touching on Sunday's own background and knowledge. This doesn't seem very fair to you.
"So," you say causally, "Are you ever gonna tell me what's going on here? Or with you? I can't just keep babbling about myself forever, ya'know."
Sunday hums lightly, his eyes closed in a serene thought. A gentle light seems to emit from above him, casting an aethereal halo around his frame.
After a moment, Sunday lets out a deep sigh. He opens his deep gold-blue eyes and stare directly into yours. His gaze is deep and almost intimate.
"I guess I should begin, yes? I would have to start all the way to the beginning of Penacony..."
His voice is soft and sweet, very appropriate for the angel looking man. His demeaner and elegance is almost intimidating for your casual and crass nature.
"Penacony was originally a planet that acted as a prison - that's where it got it's name - a colony of penal labourers. However, the great aeon, Xipe, and their great Memoria, allowed the remolding of Penacony into what it is today, though, this is heavily simplified."
"Who is... Sheep-A?"
Sunday chuckles, however it has a lingering of darkness hiding withing his heavenly voice.
"Xipe is an Aeon, THE Aeon of Harmony. They are a being of high stature, one that one can only hope to be blessed by one day."
Before he can ramble on, what you can only think is cult-like devotion, you have to ask.
"What... is an Aeon? Is it like... a god? Are they like Kjeragandr or Sui?"
Sunday only smiles and tilts his head, an unidentifiable aura surrounding him.
"I guess you could call them that. They are our being of worship here on Penacony. They are the reason the dreamscape exists in the first place."
"Oh, I think I get it. Cool. Sorry for the interruption. You can continue..." you say sheepishly.
"It's truly alright. Wanting to learn more about Xipe is only a natural thing.
"Anyway, during the creation of Penacony as it is now, five main family arose to take on governmental leadership. These families include: the Iris Family, the Bloodhound Family, the Alfalfa Family, the Nightingale Family, and of course, the Oak Family."
"The one you're head of."
"Yes, that is correct," he smiles, "You have a good memory."
You simply shrug your shoulders. To be honest, your memory is terrible and only ever remembers the things that interest you - and the study of Oripathy.
"Let's continue, shall we? Let me explain the dreamscape, though this might take a bit of explaining to do."
"Sure, I guess, I have nothing better to do."
Sunday smiles, but his mind is secretly panicking. Soon the "Sun" will rise in only a few system hours, and that will force his curious little stowaway to awaken.
Oh, Lord Xipe, let this time slip by slower
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beatrixstonehill2 · 23 hours
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"Time for the big day! No, I'm not giving birth, silly, I'm only six months along! My boss talked me into getting my arms and legs removed! I know, kind of extreme, I've only been his secretary a few months but he is such an angel. I never would've considered doing this for any of my other bosses..... well, maybe if they asked really nicely. The amputations will be just above the elbows and knees. He joked that he's having me keep my upper arms so guys that fuck me will have a nice set of handlebars. I laughed, and agreed that it made sense.
I thought it was odd that he trained me using ocular software on the computer so I can do my job without using my hands, and take calls with a wireless headset connected via an app on the computer. My friend, Melanie, joked that he was training me to get my arms removed, cause that's how he likes his girls. I rolled my eyes and told her she was being silly. I guess I'm really eating those words now. In just a few hours I'll be helpless, limbless and extremely pregnant, every guy's dream girl, let's be honest! I'm a bit nervous, but my boss was so sweet about it, I just couldn't say no. He promised to pay for all my accommodations, even a personal maid. He really wants to see me sitting at my desk, limbless in my cute dresses, a belly teeming with kids, as I always like to have on the job! My former bosses loved that I chose to stay as pregnant as possible.
I mean, the more I think about it, I don't really need arms or legs. As long as I can do my job. My passion is satisfying others, as I'm sure everyone can tell, looking at my belly. As long as someone's around to help get this pregnant body to and from work, maybe the bar on weekends to pick up some guys and have fun! I'm sure men will go nuts over my new figure. It's really fitting I'll just be my pussy, my womb, my tits, and my pretty face to watch as men pump their cum into what's left of me. I couldn't be more excited to do this for my boss. I already told him if he wants me to get more work done like huge fake tits or blow-up doll lips, my body is his to modify as he likes..... He seemed very thrilled by my suggestions, but said, 'For now, let's get those unnecessary limbs off you, and go from there.' I couldn't agree more. I simply can't wait for my family to see the new me! And all my friends. I be they'll be so jealous they'll rush out and become limbless breeders, too. ❤️"
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jazeswhbhaven · 14 hours
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Story Time with Astra! (Gehnna Nobles and Astra time~)
Sitri, Paimon, and Leraye are all sitting in Leraye's room retelling the events of the time the thunder-loving devil massacred a large amount of angels and went up against Michelleel on his own.
Astra: Wow, you really did all of that Leraye?
Leraye: *nods* Yes! It was very scary, but I pulled through. I was certain my fingers were going to fall off.
Paimon: We would have given you new oneeeesss. Leraye is very brave and amazingggg.
Sitri: Reckless. But I agree. I'm glad that he's still here to tell you the story, Miss Astra.
Astra: *goes up to Leraye and takes his hands and looks them over while he blushes slightly* Your fingers look perfectly fine though. It's amazing how devils can heal so nicely. Oh! A scar...
Astra holds up Leraye's hands closer to her face and absent mindedly kisses it as if it still hurts. Leraye begins to get flustered and shy at the gesture. Leraye: Astra...?
Astra: Hm? Oh, I'm sorry Leraye I should have asked permission first. It's just that whenever Minhyeok has a cut or something I kiss it. I've done it since we were kids. It's a habit...
Leraye: Oh?? So you think of me as a close friend from childhood...I'm so honored~ Can I have another then? *eyes glimmer*
Paimon: *holds out his hands with a pout* Gimmiee kisses tooo Astraaaaa Paimon is hurting toooooooo <3
Sitri: Enough, both of you. Don't subject Astra to your childish behavior.
Astra: Does Sitri want a kiss too? You carried Leraye back to Gehenna and did your part so valiantly I think you deserve one.
Sitri: *widens eyes* Astra?
Astra: *goes up to him and takes Sitri's hands hovering her lips right over his knuckles* Just say so and I'll do it, you know you want me to <3
Sitri: *looks away but then pushes his hand against her mouth* Ye...Yes...
Leraye: Awhhhh look at Sitri blush like that! Only Solomon and Astra can do such a thing to him
Paimon: It's because Astra's lips are soooooo softtt just like Solomon's! I'm so jealous right nowwwww.
Sitri: I advise you two to be silent, forever.
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Hiya could I request Val x reader, where reader and angel become friends and val gets jealous of them spending time together. It can be NSFW if u want it to
AN: trying to think of a title but i can't think of shit LMFAO. gonna put the SFW stuff at the top and the N$FW at the bottom. also i can't really think of when val would be jealous of angel n you normally cuz i dont think he has thaaat much beef w/ angel so it can probably be taken as val having a wittle psychotic crushy wushy on reader and denying it in his head lolz
also halfway through writing this i just realized that you could've wanted a soft thing of valentino and reader talking it out and being like 'erm bro i got jealous...' and shit but like i went more of the canon route :3333 Pairing: Valentino x GN! Reader, (Platonic) Angel Dust x GN! Reader Warnings: Valentino typical shit, weaaaapoons ooo, Violence, Angel Dust slander, Valentino being an asshole, Degradation, SFW-ish HCs:
You and Angel Dust were Valentino's top stars. Made him the most cash and shit so he was slightly nicer to the both of you. Of course, that also meant you had to film more often.
So, imagine how fucking PISSED he was when you were not only late for filming, your ass also went to goof around with Angel. Mind you, he was already pissing and shitting himself after Angel skeddaddled to the Hazbitch Hotel.
The mere thought that he might lose another of his top stars to that shithole made him petulantly stomp his feet like a whiny bitch. He decided to be a nice, kind individual (he's delusional) and try to let you off with a warning. Honestly, said 'warning' was just him making you feel like shit and making himself seem nice and all that.
As much as he likes the amount of cash Angel Dust gets him, he gets irked every time he sees that slutty bitch's face. It was definitely hypocritical of him to say, but he considered Angel a 'bad influence'. He's just waiting for the day he catches you fucking around with those redemption hoes. Valentino's hands are just itching to grab his beloved gun and shoot the fucking hotel up. (lmao will I get flagged for that)
Thank god you weren't late for anything else for a long while. Valentino almost forgot how much he was raging until he spots Angel and you at a mall. A fucking mall. Great, and you're even giggling and kicking your feet with him. Valentino swears he has no actual interest in you, but that shit set him off. He screeches at Vox for like 3 hours until you pull up at the studio and he goes batshit.
He gives Angel the most ominous glare in the history of, idk, me and your mom's relationship and drags you to the dressing room. Seriously, why the fuck is he acting like this? Fucking hell. Why the fuck were you flirting with the horny spider shitbag? (Delusional Valentino real) To be fair, he'd be more pissed if you were trying to hit on some rando in the street, but Angel Dust is still a traitorous lying dick in his book. I forgot if that was a phrase or not. Or idiom, I don't fucking know.
Wow, that's a lot of fucks.
Now for the sussy HC's boom:
He's fucking your brains out. He probably won't stop until he physically sees marks of his hands and teeth everywhere. Doesn't bother to prep you with anything, just rawdogs it.
Has you bent over the makeup desk thing or whatever the fuck it's called and holding your face in one of his hands. Says the most condescending shit, but it just sounds embarrassingly insecure. Well, it would be funny if it wasn't for how he's one movement away from choking your lights out.
His claws dig into your back and he has one of your legs onto the table just to hit the angle that has you crying. All the while, his mouth is yapping away about how if you left him he would track you down and obliterate your asshole until you can't walk for the next week and a half.
Bonus points if he drags Angel in just to watch his expression while he makes you say stupid shit. Probably thinks he's being cool based off Angel Dust's upset face, but that's mainly because Angel's just feeling bad for you. Valentino's still having his headcanon that Angel and you are trying to hit it off.
Valentino's probably pushing the laws of physics with this because that's at least Mach 10 speed. It's a joke, I think. Running his fingers over your spine to watch you shiver, his pride is almost palpable.
Once he busted a nut, he walks off like nothing happens. Literally strutting away like he just invented the flying dildo or something. Oh god, this is making me think that he probably has. Christ.
Angel helps clean you up and the two of you can share a depressing laugh about how you're literally just homies. Valentino acts a lot more possessive afterwards and religiously stares Angel Dust down.
Good luck trying to leave the tower now, he's making sure he's constantly watching you.
Drabble woo (i'll make a ff of this soon i promise)
Valentino's eye twitches as he takes labored breaths. "You fucking slut." He growls out as he clenches and unclenches his fists. His wings are unraveled and he slams the dressing room door shut. Suddenly, his entire personality pulls a 180. His lower set of hands go to cup your face and he visibly relaxes. "Aw, baby," He coos. "Do I not give you enough attention? Is that why you're so desperate to whore around with Angel?" As if he's trying to coax an answer out of you, he runs his hand down your back in a comforting (?) motion. Apparently his attention span is really fucking low because he abruptly stands up and lifts you up by your neck. He fucking squeezes. Hard. "How the fuck am I not treating you well enough? Since you have so much time to fuck around and go burn my well earned cash with that lanky bitch, how about you tell me what you're not happy about?!" His nails dig into your skin and you can vaguely feel the blood slowly trickling down. Your heart is like it's beating out of your chest and holy shit, the adrenaline is going crazy.
AN: okay yeah so sry for sudden stop but ill probably write this as a fanfic thing later cuz rn i procrasinated this req for soo long like 5 whopping days bro oh my gyatt. im gonna work on my masterlist and whatever first and then ill get this done okie? okie thanks 4 understanding i hope this req was what you wanted otherwise feel free to ask for a remake w/ a diff vibe yk :p
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ticklishprincey · 2 days
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Hazbin Hotel Tickle Headcannons
Enjoy your food you heathens /aff (Part one bc word count)
Charlie
-Switch energy 100%
-Loves to tease her lee but is very gentle
-Knows when to stop or give breaks
-Has established a safe word with all hotel members
-Favorite teases are complimenting her lee
-"Aww, look at that blush, that's adorable!"
-Main targets are Vaggie and Angel Dust
-Aftercare usually consists of cuddles and a snack
-Main lers are Vaggie, Lucifer and Angel Dust
-As the rest of the hotel gets used to her they sneak in a few tickles though
-Very giggly and blushy lee
-Very easy to make flustered
-Worst spot is her tummy
-Melt spot is her wrists
-Gentle scratches there will make her very giggly and very happy
Vaggie
-Ler-leaning switch
-Only tickles Charlie
-Not good at teasing, she'll end up flustering herself
-Favors gentle tickles than wrecking her lee
-But if Charlie wants it she's more than happy to wreck her princess
-Very good at aftercare, gets her lee water and snacks and will cuddle them as well if she's close enough
-Will only let Charlie tickle her
-Anybody else will die a slow and painful second death
-Not super ticklish
-Her wings are the only place that really gets her laughing
Alastor
-Likes to believe he's ler-leaning but he's just a 100% switch
-People would think the famous Radio Demon would be above tickling
-They would be mistaken
-Since Charlie has forbidden physically harming people, tickling is a nice substitute
-He also likes the bonding aspect (but would rather die twice than admit to that, he's the fucking Radio Demon)
-HUGE TEASE
-"You're never fully dressed without a smile, darling!"
-Has no knowledge of the word stop
-He stops when he's bored or when he sees his lee has had their fill
-Main targets are Husk and Rosie BUT he's a devious little bitch and will tickle anyone being annoying/without a smile
-Surprisingly good with aftercare, typically gets his lee a blanket and water and if he's close enough he'll pull them into his lap and let them fall asleep on him
-Main lers are Rosie and Lucifer (platonically of course my guy is THE aroace icon)
-Worst spots are his hips and upper ribs
-Melt spot is his ears
-Either static-y laughter or loses his filter completely depending on the ler and the spot being targeted
-His accent really comes out when he's being wrecked
-Don't forget he's from Louisiana guys that accent is HERE AND IT IS QUEER GODDAMMIT
Angel Dust
-The switchiest switch to ever switch
-Having six arms really comes in handy (pun 102% intended)
-Main targets are Husk, Cherri Bomb and Charlie
-Big fan of cheer-up tickles
-The biggest fucking tease there is
-Beware easily flustered lees this spider talks nonstop
-"Ooooo this seems like a baaaad spot"
-Does the whole "getcha getcha getcha" thing
-Very big on consent (for obvious reasons) and will ask his lee multiple times throughout a session if they're okay with it
-Asks before pinning someone or at least makes sure they're fine with it
-If he sees his lee is uncomfortable he immediately lets up and starts apologizing
-Aftercare is very important to him, he will snuggle his lee and get them water and a blanket
-Having multiple arms is a blessing and a curse
-His armpits are his death spot and he's got six of them
-Satan help this poor guy
-Not afraid to outright ask to be wrecked
-Sometimes flusters his ler accidentally with how forward he is
-Main lers are Husk and Cherri Bomb
-Favorite ler is Husk
-Absolutely melts when his pattern on his chest is tickled
Husk
-Ler-leaning switch
-Main target is Angel Dust but will attack Alastor every once in a while to take him down a peg or two
-Doesn't do baby-talk teasing (will fluster himself if he tries)
-BUT HE DOES KNOW HOW TO TEASE DON'T UNDERESTIMATE
-"Bad spot, eh? Maybe I should stay here for a bit. You don't mind, do ya?"
-Likes to give nicknames to his lee
-Usually very gentle but will not hesitate to wreck someone if they get on his nerves (or if they ask)
-Tickle hugs are his specialty
-Most definitely uses his wings and claws as tickle tools
-Aftercare with him usually consists of a glass of water and cuddles until his lee falls asleep
-Doesn't get lee moods too often but when he does they're BAD
-Main lers are Angel Dust and Alastor
-Purrs when he's tickled and hates it
-Isn't a big fan of being pinned down so his ler will usually trap him in a hug while tickling him
-Will deny being ticklish until he's out of breath
-Worst spot is the part of his back where his wings connect
-Absolutely melts when his ears are tickled
-His tail wags and his ears flick and twitch because he's happy
-The easiest lee to fluster
-Angel found out he was ticklish during a drunk cuddle session and he had a field day
-Would sooner dig a grave and lay in it than admit to liking it
Lucifer
-You're gonna sit here and tell me this man isn't a switch? LIES
-Deviously teasy ler
-Main target is Charlie but goes after Alastor just because he can
-Tickles Charlie whenever she's stressed or upset
-Tweaks his methods for each lee to better suit them
-Definitely uses his wings as tickle tools
-Loves to see his lee blush
-"Awe, don't hide that blush, cutie!"
-Likes to give nicknames to his lee just to fluster them more
-Loves the rib-counting game
-Aftercare is super sweet and cuddly, he'll pull his lee into his lap and play with their hair until they fall asleep
-Deathly ticklish
-His wings are his worst spots but his thighs are a very close second
-Accidentally shape-shifts sometimes while being wrecked
-Main ler is Alastor (the little shit)
-Blushes very easily and cannot take what he dishes out
-Pushes at his lers hands but doesn't actually try to get away
-Melt spot is right under his chin
-Compliment teases kill him
Rosie
-Ler-leaning switch
-Helps Alastor with his ler moods but is ler 99% of the time
-Main (and only) target is Alastor
-Holds the power to say the t-word whenever she pleases and uses this to her advantage as both ler and lee
-Nibbles on her lee's belly and pretends to eat them
-Loves to tease
-"Does this tickle? Hm? I don't hear a nooo~"
-Queen of raspberries
-Tickles Alastor when he's stressed or particularly obnoxious
-Doesn't really pin her lee (Alastor usually leans into it anyway)
-Aftercare is usually letting her lee curl up in her lap as she hums a lullaby while playing with their hair
-Isn't that ticklish but if you know her well enough you can get her to laugh
-Worst spot is her hips
-Alastor likes to drill his thumbs into her hips and she absolutely SHRIEKS
-Anywhere else either gets a smile or a small giggle out of her
-Doesn't really have a melt spot but her neck is her favorite
-Only lets Alastor tickle her
-Anyone else gets eaten
I'll do the Vees when I get a chance and maybe the angels too, I'm tired and have a fanfic request to cough up work on
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luminouslywriting · 3 days
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Hi. Really enjoying your writings so far. I’m looking forward to reading more of your Mastermind fic.
I see that you’ve got your requests open. So can I request some domestic headcanons for John Brady please.
Hope you have a great weekend!
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Not gonna lie, as a fellow Lady Who Brady's....I was twirling my hair, giggling, and immediately running to tell @lambcow about this one since I love him so much! So buckle up, this one is LONG and I could talk about him for DAYS!!!
-This man?
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-This precious angel is the best husband and you cannot convince me otherwise, okay??
-Like he's just the sweetest! I don't think he's necessarily over the top in his words or his deeds, but he's devoted and that's the important thing here
-Marriage is sacred to him and you're his entire world. He absolutely makes sure to treat you like that and makes sure that you know how he feels about you.
-He's a man of WORDS. He absolutely considers it a God-given gift that he gets to tell you he loves you every day before work, always thanks you for whatever time or effort you've put into things, and always kisses you goodnight and murmurs sweet nothings into your ears.
-John Brady also really loves to treat you on special occasions. Some of the gifts include a pearl necklace, pretty bows for your hair, new gloves, a nice pair of heels, he loves to see how excited you get at his little gifts
-Anniversaries are a big deal to him and he makes a big deal of birthdays and celebrating holidays
-He prefers intimate gatherings to large affairs and this is reflective in the way that he's not very big on PDA
-But if you're out in public and he feels so inclined, he might like to rest his hand on your waist or the small of your back
-Loves holding hands while cuddling, especially at nighttime
-I can't explain it, but he's very refined when it comes to literature and books and so you two definitely read together at nighttime—especially poetry or particularly beautiful literature.
-Would, in fact, write you small poems to let you know how much he loves you
-If you're musically inclined, IT'S LITERALLY the best thing ever for this man
-Playing the piano together always turns into tickling or giggling fits after a while of actually attempting to play the music
-Really wants to teach all of your future children music too
-If you're not musically inclined, that's fine, he's still going to try and teach you haha
-He loves to serenade you and don't tell anyone, but if you're ever having a hard time falling asleep, he does sing to you to get you to get sleepy and it works every single damn time
-Because he's really big on words and conversation and communication, he's always really patient with you if you're frustrated or upset about things
-He's the type of husband who could listen to someone talk for hours and hours
-But also sit in comfortable silence because you two are just at ease with one another
-Doesn’t really sleep in but he loves waking up before you to watch you sleep….its something that really calms him and reassures him
-Loves to go dancing and is really really good at it. He has a ton of fun doing all of the spins and fancy moves bc you know he can.
-Will help you detangle your hair. I can't explain it, but I just know that he could braid hair. I have no context for given thing, but I just know it
-Likes to help you get your shoes on
-Is very touchy and sweet when it's just the two of you
-Is a decent cook? Like it's definitely edible but idk if the flavor is gonna be very good haha
-Very traditional in the sense of what he feels like he should be doing for you and around the house
-Loves sitting with his arm around you in church and is ever-slightly pleased when everyone looks at you like you're the most stunning thing ever because OBVIOUSLY they're seeing what he's seeing
-Always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better if you’re having a hard day
-Lingering kisses, kisses that are softly feathered down necks, massages when you're stressed—HIS HANDS PLS I CAN'T
-Literally just wants to be a dad, give the man several babies please
Spicy thoughts below:
-He strikes me as the type of man to like baths and loves sharing baths with you. It doesn't even have to be a sexual thing, it's the intimacy of it all that really has him hooked.
-Going back to the hands thing....listen, we all know Brady is skilled with his hands *coughs at Marina and Bee* but he adores making you come apart with his hands
-Hates to argue but LOVES makeup sex and it's always really hot. He definitely doms in that situation and enjoys being possessive and making you lose control.
-Is really good at hiding when he's turned on but there's a certain look that he gives you and you just know things are about to take a turn
-Doesn't get jealous easily, which is great—but also really loves to show you that he's all yours
-Just as skilled with his mouth as he is with his hands and don't you ever forget it
-Doesn't enjoy quickies but quickies in the sense of sexual acts? He's all for it if it means giving you pleasure
-Loves it when you make sounds in the bedroom and is pretty vocal himself
-Big on praise kink for both you and him (he def calls you “pretty girl and baby in the bedroom)
-also a breeding kink heheh…..why else would there be seven children in the future haha?
-swimming pool sex
-car sex
-Just really good sex in general haha
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itsjaywalkers · 2 days
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hii!! i am still somewhat new to this fandom but i’ve read all of your stuff and ADORE your writing, like you are SO talented, it’s insane. your blog is actually kind of what inspired me to make a tumblr account for this fandom in the first place. you seem so sweet and have so much talent, i hope your day has been wonderful 🫶 do you have any accounts/any mutuals of yours that you’d recommend to someone new(ish) to the fandom? i’m excited to see more fics and art & would love some recommendations !!
hey angel <3
oh this is such a lovely and wonderful message, i read it this morning at work and it warmed my heart (and it was one of the few things that managed to pull me through today's nightmare of a shift). i'm so so so happy that my silly blog encouraged u to join the tumblr side of the fandom?? like, don't get me wrong it's the Worst sometimes but it can also be soooo fun!! you're the SWEETEST and my day wasn't great but it's gonna end on a nice note so <3 i also hope your day was as great as you are!!
oh i have LOTS of accounts.. honestly i think you should follow every single one of my mutuals or any single person you've seen me interact with, but to name a few: @carniferous (one of my favourite writers ever.. no one gets jegulus like dil does they know them personally) @foursaints (one of my favourite artists in the whole world.. made me get properly invested in rosekiller + showed me the bartylily vision) @quillkiller (Amazing writing.. Impeccable takes.. got me into quillkiller and always manages to make me care about ships i don't even like) @static-radio-ao3 (my baby.. wonderful writing with some of the best and most natural dialogue i've ever read.. fucking love how she writes the black brothers every single time) @certifiedl0verboy (india is writing one of my current fav jegulus wips.. aka deep the water.. it has one of the only james ever!! to me!!) @likeprongstostars (THE jegulus fanartist.. to me.. vi is always dropping masterpiece after masterpiece and she's always keeping us all so incredibly well-fed) @sommerregenjuniluft (always and forever kissing lune's brain.. one of the most creative people i know, she blows my mind even with the briefest of drabbles)
that's just a handful but really, every single one of my mutuals is so incredibly talented and dear to me, following any (or all) of them is always a safe bet. mwah <333
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camellcat · 6 months
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girl in the fireplace is so funny to me. just seeing different people's reactions (and mine) to it. like, here's how I break it down:
if you love rose tyler and timepetals but maybe not as crazy for the doctor himself, this is the worst episode ever EVA!!!!! like hell on EARTH WHYYYY OH MY GOD ROSEEE MY GIRL I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE BEING TREATED LIKE THIS!!!!! DOCTOR go save ur girl goddamn don't just leave her so uncertain and feeling betrayed like that!!!! and don't PROUDLY KISS OTHER WOMEN 😰😰😰!!!!!
if you're a bigger doctor lover but still enjoy rose and maybe timepetals but eh it's whatever, this episode is very interesting and a fun exploration of the doctor, if a bit sad to see rose almost sidelined like that. ultimately one you quite enjoy
if you just care about the doctor and not rose or timepetals, this episode is the SHIT OH it's so good it's SO good oh my god yes please dive more into the doctor's fucked up psyche and life grahhHH!!!! ough. this man is FUCKED UP!! YEAHHHH!!!
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moinsbienquekaworu · 7 months
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I'm sorry I'm going to be insane for a second, avert your eyes
#i will mention i'm aroace and combined with this kind of like. moe-ness i exude apparently?#will lead people to immediately think i'm so pure and cutie pie and shy and uwu adorable#and of course people never know what aromanticism is but even after an explanation they just think it's an extension of my asexuality#bitch no it isn't. they're two separate things and i am going to killl you with psychic lasers#i swear to go they hear aroace and suddenly all the contrastic aspects of my personality disappear#some people will forget that i get loud and enthusiastic about men i think are hot#suddenly i am a meek angel who's soo cute and pure!#and i can mention how much i know about & like sex in theory and kink and romance#and every time it's 'that's funny cause you're asexual' 'you're aroace but your special interest is sex what a contrast' like argh#i need aro friends!!!! more!!!!!!!!#sure i like being cute but if people could stop equating that to being a pure angel it'd be nice#like. i'm into the theoretical side of sex! i like reading about kink! in sexy AND educational ways!!#i know what sex is and i have been the friend who does specific sex ed to others a few times!#but nooo she's kind of small feminine a little shy at times and asexual so surely the millions of words of sex & sex ed don't exist anymore#vagueing people i live with <3#and i've corrected the specific person i'm thinking of!! i have!!#i've told them 'oh yeah it's a fun contrast but it IS a genuine interest of mine that i've put a fair amount of time into over the years'#and they just forget it and keep making the joke every time!#oh i am Tired#wow i have a ramble tag now
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angorwhosebabyisthis · 3 months
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me rewatching parts of the show to mull over cassidy's dynamic with pericles, head in my hands: cassidy. i love you. be less racist
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sherlock-is-ace · 4 months
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fragmentedblade · 5 months
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I haven't looked forwards to a character as much as I've looked forwards to Sunday. I hope he won't disappoint
#He seems potentially so my type and I love the angelic aesthetic#He seems so shady and I love that. Robin does too and I adore that too but I'm afraid of expecting too much haha#Hanabi and Black Swan are interesting in a lore kind of way but I don't like their design at all tbh#Kinda getting tired of the female characters having all the very same look. They are not even from the Xianzhou so there's no excuse#Hanabi is like a mix of Guinaifen and Tingyun come on. And I find the design of Black Swan so boring with the potential her lore had#Skirk kind of situation#Ruan Mei and Dr. Ratio have managed to interest me a lot for what I've seen in leaks#but I hadn't been waiting for them to appear as I've been looking forwards to Sunday#Other than Sunday the character I'm most looking forward to is Firefly. I don't know#I've been digging the dynamic with Blade ever since I first saw leaks about Sam‚even when I thought them seeking death and life respectively#was due to each their different ways of not being fully human with Blade being immortal due to a mistake and Sam being a robot#But now he's an immortal old man seeking death and she's a little dying girl with time against her looking for life‚#both in a way the consequence of an experiment‚ and I find that potential interesting too#Besides I find so endearing and so funny that terrifying imposing Stellaron Hunter Blade is in a group with two young girls#that bully him a bit‚ make fun of him and take his phone. Extremely into how Silver Wolf is protective of him too#In general his dynamic with the Stellaron Hunters is very nice and sweet and intriguing for what I've seen#Abfkabfn I always end up talking about Blade. What I meant is that! I'm really looking forwards to Sunday#He seems extremely Jack-coded in some ways. A bit like Jing Yuan but in some senses More and I love that sort of character#I talk too much
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ladsofsorrow24 · 1 year
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it's funny how i love tragic ships, but then ended up shipping aki with a character that no one expect to ship him with (at least in the western side of the fandom)
#himeaki is nice... but in a one-sided way#like yeah himeno loves him but also she had this selfish need for him to agonize over her death#which... is an interesting way of loving someone#and ofc aki loves her whether it's platonic or more than that#he does loves her and look up to her#but he's just too... struck up with grief that only until himeno's death did he realized he need to move on and cherish what he had#aki and angel?? i think it's mostly a product of what he experience with himeno#all of those regrets culminating into this... resignation#that at the very least he doesn't wanna see anyone he knows to die in front of him#and surprisingly i don't ship akiangel#especially after that reveal on angel's beloved person#the one human that he loves and loves him back#god that part hurts so much it makes it hard for me to ship angel with aki because of that#such pure feelings... and to think makima's the one cut it all away... destroying his first connections to humanity#but yeah aki and angel for me is platonic in a sense that angel is watching over him until his time comes to say goodbye to the life he had#and so now... you may ask#why ship aki with denji then?#well i only have one answer#snowball fight#that scene changes everything for me#that's the most tragic fight scene i have ever watch and i literally break down when i realized that aki stopped fighting because#he saw denji's crying face#saying 'i never saw you cry before'#like... that moment of vulnerability... that's what breaks him from the gun devil's (and makima's) control#and that's just so... poetic and tragic in so many ways#so... yeah#that's how i ended up shipping these two#anyway... so many spoilers here#tmi tag
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