#they fail everytime btw

[crowskullls]

Oughhh. :((((

[jalluzas-ferney]

I don’t think this is an unpopular opinions but lowkey fannon kailor is sm better than cannon kailor.

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[outofthiisworld]

👽// im SICK !!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO— i’ll be ……………. slower than usual on here for the time being 💕💊💕

[cowboy-robooty]

dude can you please do a face reveal i need to see what you look like. or draw yourself. im so curious im sorry ok bye have a good day

yes i do look like the most sterotypical asian man imaginable. yes i am a biology major. yes i use reddit. yes im an incel. yes my favorite subjects are math and biology. yes i wore polo shirts through all of middle school. yes i am blind without my glasses. yes the lenses are so fucking thick they stick out of the frames. yes i have racist huge front buck-teeth. yes i am abnormally short. yes im a shitty driver. dont ask me about my penis.

[skitskatdacat63]

2005 San Marino Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso, Jenson Button + Michael Schumacher(my personal post-race highlights)

+ Bonus Mark Webber sighting( I can't resist)

[tommygettingwrittenoff]

okay buck would definitely be like hey eddie let's spar together and eddie would be like okay!! sparring is so much fun!! and so they would go to a gym after their shift and spar and it would be Fine for about 5 minutes. before buck realizes he's in over his head and his size is Not an advantage with eddie because eddie is able to pin him down no matter what buck does. and buck would be so horny and frustrated the entire time and eddie would be confused because I thought you could fight buck??? why are you giving up once I pin your hands down??? and buck would try to be all ha ha I guess I can't compete against a former street fighter while actively trying to hide his erection

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

Just Like Me

summary:

From the convenient timing to his inability to stop talking about Paris, talk of their relationship is inevitable. Still, the chasm between them remains. While Napoleon hopes to cross it, he knows he’s only good for making things worse.

Or, the ending events of Amor Magnus Doctor Est - Chapter Five, but from Napoleon’s perspective.

notes:

After reading Amor Magnus Doctor Est for the umpteenth time, I started thinking about how Napoleon would react to the events towards the end of chapter 5.

If you haven’t read the fic, PLEASE DO SO!! I PROMISE you will not regret it (although it may take over your entire life and influence your trip to Chicago, but that’s probably something that only happens to yours truly). However, you don’t have to read the original fic to understand this standalone.

excerpt:

The bitter cold runs its sharp tendrils up his spine and he can’t hold back a slight shiver. Even faced with Illya’s so-called inhuman warmth, it’s a force to be reckoned with. He knows he should move; that they either need to continue this walk or he needs to duck out. At the same time, nothing could convince him to move from this moment.

As if to root him to said moment, Illya’s arm wraps gently around his shoulders, pulling him minutely closer. He blames it on instinct, the way he immediately slides his arm behind Illya’s waist and leans closer. Illya is warm, he notes, his presence soothing and achingly familiar even if they’ve never shared a moment quite like this. He finds himself hoping it will last forever. A voice in his head is quick to retort that he doesn’t deserve it, though it sounds close enough to Victoria’s voice that he steadfastly ignores it.

“You really are warm, Peril,” he murmurs, blaming the sudden looseness of his tongue on the pitch blackness of the night sky and the way it seems to absorb his words, or perhaps the alcohol that really had no impact on him. He’s terrified, though, of the real reason: he feels safe here.

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inspired by Amor Magnus Doctor Est by @cha-melodius

[starlooove]

Ok but the Duke in my mind having the feeling that those who choose vigilantism have a responsibility to uphold the SECOND they curate a space where others are reliant on them + Cass solely wanting to fight at first and putting the mission above all else due to not caring about herself being Bruces (who also puts the mission above all else and feels a responsibility to Gotham that he knows will kill him one day) favorite kids

[kakusu-shipping]

01, 05, & 07 for um. hang on have 2 check your list again. celestia maybe?

Thankyou very much, sorry for all the hassle.

1. Is your f/o a pet regressor or an age regressor? Are they a more of a Dreamer or a Regressor?

Celeste is both an Age Regressor and a Dreamer! While she can and does actually mentally regress, she doesn't like not having control over herself and prefers to dream more for fun.

As a Dreamer she's more on the Older Kid side, though no exact age, more on vibe. She's a Gothic Princess and we, Hifumi and I, are her Caretakers, here to serve her every beck and call. She's not that different than regular Celeste when she's like this, other than she demands our help with getting her outfits on and tying her hair (most of which Hifumi does, he's better at it than me) and walks around with a Pacifier, not to actually put in her mouth though, just for the Aesthetic of it.

When she does actually regress she's a lot quieter, less commanding, and a lot more clingy. She likes soft, simple fabrics and HATES her wig cause it's itchy and heavy. She doesn't want any make up, no tight clothes, and nothing that needs to be laced. She's basically a different person all together, which is why she really hates that it happens when she eventually gets out of the mindset. Real regression days are normally spent on the couch cuddled up together watching Anime of her choosing. She keeps the Gothic and Gorey aesthetic even when little, so we'll end up watching a lot of horror.

5. Does your regressed f/o have any gear that they want really bad?

Nothing particular comes to mind, but that doesn't mean she doesn't want anything, quiet the opposite in fact.

Celeste wants a lot of little gear, and truthfully she could afford anything she wants with the money she makes gambling, but she doesn't want to spend that money. She wants us to get it for her.

And by "it" I mean Deco Pacis and Gloomy Bear plushies and silk ribbons and new dresses with shoes to match and a real castle with a real draw bridge and more and more

Hifumi and I do put aside some of our own money for the Gifts for Celestia fund, because if she doesn't get something new every month or so she gets upset, but every time we buy her something three more things get added to the list.

7. Does your regressed f/o usually slip into regression or do they prepare beforehand?

Her Dreamer days are planned far in advance, they're not that often but she'll always mark them on our calendar, just like Date nights or air dates for new episodes of our shows (shes so organized)

Regression though, not so much. It just happens to her, and by how angry she gets when she comes out of it, I doubt she ever actually wants to do it. Hifumi and I have done our best to try and figure out what triggers it, so we can help her avoid it, but it seems to only ever happen when literally no one is around. We just find her, all alone wherever it happened, crying and scratching at herself.

I hope we figure it out soon.

[catrinkets]

holy shit every time i think i’m ok with staying alone it backfires

[loveydive]

shipping for the ak*angel zine is only 5.50 usd... god is so good to me

[salsflore]

just got home from school ～ ate a sandwich to cheer myself up, think i’ll play genshin for a bit and nap ... pulling on shenhe’s banner solves everything

[ghostly-reads]

My desperate need for quiet (bc everything is so loud all the time and it overwhelms me) vs my mom's inability to exist in quiet rooms (quietness unnerves her)

[gumm1defloor]

Genuinely. legitimately struggling to think of a Vox that would have loved his hypothetical wife (*tears out hair). Like, I don't even think he had the emotional capability of realizing it was a feasible option back then. Or even long afterwards, for that matter.

[chaoticsoulsword]

Out of love, I'm reading all Miguel's appearances and sadly I reached that part where I must face Slott's writing and jfc. I only read, like, 5 or 6 issues and was flabbergasted to see 1) ableist Aunt May and 2) Silk's "condition" (as in, whenever she's next to Peter, their pheromones active and they want to f* like rabbits).

THIS MAN IS SO GROSS, EVERYTHING HE WRITES IS GROSS, ESPECIALLY WHEN WRITING WOMEN. I WANT HIM GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

An analysis on how Sir Pentious' character design represents his personality and development perfectly (beware of Hazbin Hotel spoilers)

Let's get this out of the way: Sir Pentious is a snake, an animal mostly known for generally believed negative traits such as poison, deceit and betrayal. We don't know WHY he's in Hell, maybe he was a "snake oil salesman" considering he comes from the Victorian times and he's into hyping up what he does, or maybe he was into war. Thing is, he's a Sinner whose design just scream "Evil".

(BTW, a snake could also represent "fertility": looking at you, Egg Boiz!)

He always had eyes all around him not just because of a stylistic choice.

Sir Pentious always felt like he was watched, and had to watch out for any danger.

"Everyone here is too nice: obviously it must be a lie! I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when?! HOW?! I must be PREPARED!"

Sadly, he's been constantly berated by other demons, far more effective in destruction, status, cruelty and charisma. Alastor won't ever bother to remember him, Cherri always ones up him, and the Vs, the ones he admires to most, won't care less about him.

To the point that Vox sent him as a spy without the intention to save him if things were going to fail. Heck, he even openly tells him to die while calling him a failure.

So of course he's got reasons to have trust issues, or taking everything so seriously, being constantly reminded of what he can't accomplish. So he puts an air of grandure that may be very flamboyant, but is VERY frail.

But, if we have to be frank here, his biggest source of insecurities... is himself.

He has eyes on his tail (his softer, more vulnerable side, which is ironically made even MORE lieable to getting hurt because of how sensitive those organs are), and inside his hood, so he could look out better for danger when on alert mode.

Heck, even the mark on his hood kinda resembles one eye.

Problem is, when you see his hood folded, when he's at ease, neutral or sad, those are not looking at outside sources.

They're looking at him, at his back. A constant stare that happens everytime he lets his guard down and shows how vulnerable he is. A gaze that can sense all of his weakness, his struggles, his insecurities.

And it's all him.

Pentious constantly believes that his inferiority complex will fade away once he'll accomplish something grand that will make others accept him. But he is his biggest critic, his worst enemy: HE is the one who believes he's a failure, that he'll never gain approval from others.

This show takes place in Hell, but this is Sir Pentious' personal Hell: insecurity born out of self hatred. Doomed to feel everyone's gaze upon him, including his own. Believing the danger to his self esteem is from others, when it's really from him.

But then he's accepted at the Hazbin Hotel: Charlie forgives him, he bonds with Angel, Husk and Niffty who don't care a bit about what he's accomplished or not, or what he's done in the past.

He feels more comfortable in showing his vulnerable side, and no one judges him for how easy it is for him to get emotional.

Of course he's still very insecure, considering how he struggles to confess to Cherri, but notice how he stops building machines or planning to attack others as soon as he starts bonding with the others: he doesn't have a reason to destroy or attack, now that he knows he's loved.

And his final design, when he goes to Heaven, shows how much he's changed, yet stayed the same. He may have died a hero, but he's still the same awkward snake we've come to love.

Speaking of love, let's talk about that!

No more eyes on his tail, now it's just on his chest (showing he's opened his heart), his glasses are now heart shaped, and even the markings inside his hood resemble kiss marks more than anything else.

And look: the mark on his hood is now heart shaped!

Why all these hearts? Why did all the eyes disappeared from his body? Even his eyes that were looking at his back?

Simple: love. Love defeated his insecurities and self hatred. He died for love.

He died protecting his friends, his new family, his new home.

He confessed and kissed Cherri knowing full well he wouldn't have made it, and yet he went anyway.

The usually cowardly and timid Pentious actually faced a great danger with courage and determination: he acted selflessly by putting himself in harm's way, he didn't steal (naturally) and by going against Adam he did indeed "stick it to the man"!

He used his weaponry knowhow and battle experience not to conquer, but to save his loved ones.

His only thought up until his demise was: "I'll go down protecting them".

And he's been rewarded not only by becoming an angel, but also being spawned directly in front of Emily and Sera, two Seraphim, the highest rank for an angel to have, who have also been depicted as snakes of fire throughout history! Sir Pentious, the lowly demon considered a failure by everyone, actually has been noticed by the Seraphim! He's come so far!

He's now come to represent the REAL symbolism of a snake: the duality of death and rebirth, transformation and immortality (ironically a reference to the fact he's been around since 1888 without ever dying from any Extermination or blessed weapons).

And isn't so poetic that a snake, the "source of the original evil", was the first sinner to ascend to Heaven? Or that this episode was released on February 1st, or National Serpent Day?

And of course, as the Bible itself says:

"Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends."

(John 15:13)

And knowing him, I'm confident in saying he'll keep helping his friends even in his new position, like the soft hearted noodle he's always been, but was to afraid to show it up until now.