#they got historyyy

[shaiatka]

greetings from the bottom

[aspiring-artist-em]

…okay after calming down a bit. My mind was still somewhere man idk either. Holy- this was- *sighs*. First of all, how did you even come up with that?? Fr? Secondly, I was seeing you on the wolfstar server (on discord) posting about writing (I’m silent and scared on there) and I was so exited and then I fucking found this on accident nqbwknw. Thirdly, I will run when the last chapter drops. You can count on it. Your writing is so good and like balanced and just *sighs again*. Anyways, much love, sorry for rambling your ear off, hope you’re good<33

ARGH THANK YOU!!!! I'm so scared that my writing is shit LMAO. Uh.. I just kinda think of a concept, (like Sirius being held open) and then realized that it's a muggle au and that I have to use a speculum. Then I remembered I have no idea how to have sex with a speculum in u so I had to go on Pornhub and like, skip around until I got a good reference without dicks. It was kinda scary ngl, there's a reason why I don't frequent that site, but the ethical issues of porn is another discussion (just know that what I post is ethically made smut thank u). THANK YOU SO MUCH THO!!! I love that u love it because I love it too and we have a mutual love LMAO. Also; this shit slays and I'm almost done with the third chapter (it's gonna be short, also, I don't have a new laptop because 1,000 can't be broken up without a credit card and honestly, it's more like a complicated card because WHAT THE FUCK IS APR AND WHY IS IT 20% BUT CAN CHANGE AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DONT HAVE CREDIT HISTORY AND U CANT GIVE IT TO ME BC OF THAT BUT ALSO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING START A HISTORYYY- FUCK- anyway. I hope u have a great day and im so so happy u like what i vomit into words.

[gnfkitten]

[leafyishere]

Woah welcome back to my channel everybody

I’m slicing up this bitch

Just in the csgo lobby.

You thought you had a new hobby

You thought that you were slick

But all you did was have Clay

Leave you stiff like a dick.

I was big on YouTube

You wish you had my fame

But the only thing you did

Was forget your own name

[manatreed]

It’s funny to hear you talk about somebody sucking

You got down on your knees

When the views started plummeting.

How’s it feel to have the kid

That you barely even paid

Grow bigger than you

While you rot in the shade?

Nobody told you buddy

You were never funny

Just sit down before I lay you down

And I’m not being punny

[leafyishere]

Woah lay me down?

Was that a threat, or an offer?

Because the one that was gay as fuck

Was beating on someone’s daughter

And then was left to wander,

Grew a following using your old friend for views

Didn’t you think to cover your tracks,

Your old news?

And so now I’m left to wonder

Is anything you say true?

Did you force Clay into silence

by threatening abuse, too?

[manatreed]

I was never abusive, that’s a fact

Just like that time your channel was hacked

Yeah, Dream let me live in his home,

But he wouldn’t do the same for you

You fucking no chin gnome!

[sounds of the ground rumbling and splitting in half to reveal…]

[keemstar]

Fucking shut up!

Both of you punks could never get to my level,

You’re banned from YouTube, I’m worst than the devil

And mana-whatever, who the fuck even are you?

Just another minecraft predator,

Not even fit to argue.

Leafy, I almost miss ya, the time we had together,

But I’m a little nervous that one day you’d send me a bomb in a letter.

But it’s alright, I’m sure a ban will do you some good

Try not to walk around alone in a black neighborhood

[leafyishere]

I’m more welcome than you in a black home

I’m more likely to be going right back home

Keemstar, you failed to protect your daughter,

I guess you guys have that in common

But there was only one court case,

And there’s two of you here

So give it up to the man who let Shad draw

He’s father of the year!

WHO WON

WHOS NEXT

YOU DECIIIIIIIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY

[peysk]

epic rap battles of historyyy

bill gates

vrs

lemme just step right in i got things to invent

im a  innovater baby change tha world....

[crowneddarko]

          ❛   have  you  ever  thought  about  what  your  life  would  have  been  like  if  you  weren’t–––  you  know,   a  vampire ??  ❜   jughead  looked  up  at  asher  and  wondered  if  he  could  have  had  his  human  life  again.  –––  @cupcakemonwrites

[george-fabian-weasley]

🥺👉🏽👈🏽 hey babes could i like...get a ship? when you’re able! im 5’2, mexican-american, golden/olive skin, light brown freckles across my nose, super brown eyes, and dark curly hair! im a ravenclaw, ion take no shit feom nO white man, i speak Spanish, i value wit and banter above virtually anything else lmao I LOVE reading and writing too! I’m also a massive empath w some mental illnesssaa uwu and I’m a big social justice warrior if you can’t already tell. my ass likes to WIN too lmao

BABYGIRL PHIA HIIII thank you for joining babe 🥺💓

I ship you with Fred Weasley!

okay liSTEN, you and didn't get along at first, in fACt, you hated each other's guts

he would always prank your ravenclaw friends (he pranks just anyone really) with george just for fun

You would usually just let it go because hskdjksd he's so annoying and for what

uNTIL he dyed your friend's hair neon green (and she wouldn't stop crying for the rest of the day)

you were sO pissed and stomped straight to the Gryffindor Common Room to find him hanging out with Lee and George

"Well, hello Sophia, fancy seeing you here?" Fred sang cheerfully, oblivious to your boiling anger. The grin on his lips only widened when he noticed your red face and gripped knuckles.

"Why'd you come?" He said innocently, although he had an idea on why.

You didn't say anything, instead you strided closer to him in a fast speed, flustering George and Lee who decided to give you two privacy. Fred flinched at you suddenly pressing your wand onto his neck threateningly, "Turn her back." You said grimly, voice dangerously calm for a person who wanted to toss this bloke in front of you into a boiling volcano.

Instead, he smiled, completely unafraid (well maybe a little), "Now why would I?"

The hand pressing the tip of the wind shook slightly, you were trying so hard to control your anger, "You would, and you will because I'm going to turn you into a fucking turkey if you don't and I'll bloody send your clucking ass to the kitchen myself."

Fred scoffed, not convinced, "As if you would really—"

You wordlessly zapped the closest thing to you (a jar of chamomile tea) and it turned into a living turkey in a matter of seconds.

"Should I send that, or should I send you to the kitchen?"

That's when Fred knew, he fucked up.

He followed you to the Ravenclaw Common Room to see your friend to turn her back to normal, apparently loving his life more as a human

Ever since then, boi was hooked

Hooked with you

You were fiesty and you stood up for what's right; he wondered why you're in Ravenclaw at all

And he got his answer

Sophia, you are one brilliant girl

He once saw you conversing with Hagrid about magical creatures and it seems like a genuine conversation ; both sides giving content and yknow not everyone can say a lot about why baby hippogriffs like to eat cherry pies

if anything he ever saw you do, then it's reading. You would read in the hallways, inside classes secretly (he had itched to snitch on you but he appreciates his not-turkey-life), and even in Hogsmeade

Now, he wasn't a fan of reading (he doesn't know the point of staring on dead trees), but he wondered so many times how would it feel to be a book; to get your attention.

And he likes you a lot; oh boy a LOT

The way your skin would look kissed by the sunlight would make him fERAL because you would look like a fallen angel coming to Hogwarts to bless the bloody land

Ever since the turkey incident (nobody knew what happened to the turkey), he never had the chance to talk to you, you were always with your friends or he's with his

Until one night when he just came back from detention with Snape, he found you sitting alone at the fountain.

You had your knees to your chest, sitting on the fountain, and you were swaying your fingers inside the waters; watching your reflection blur and unblur.

It was when his reflection came up that you flinched

"What are you doing here, Weasley?" You said defensively, not moving from your seat (well yeah why would you) as he sat across you.

"Just got back from Snape, what about you?" His voice was soft, and it was unusual for him to speak softly; you were surprised.

You sighed, "None of your business, Fred."

"So you knew which one I am?" He asked, genuinely surprised you identified him so effortlessly. You rolled your eyes, "You're not that identical, not to me at least."

He snorted, "Wish everyone could see from your eyes," he said and you felt a small smile on your lips.

"Well, that's a first," You heard him mutter, his eyes on you. "First what?" you asked.

"First time you smiled at me," He said breathlessly.

"If you weren't so annoyingly obnoxious then maybe I would do it more often," You rolled your eyes scoffing, the smile widening at the statement.

He felt his lips quirking up, mirroring your smile and he felt his heartbeat increased at the sight of you.

"We'll see about that."

the rest is HISTORYYY but i'll tell you anyway

He adopted you into the friend group, like *snap fingers* instantly, just like that

You would be in the Great Hall, eating with your Ravenclaw friends when across the tables Fred would see you and waved a huge 'HI', causing everyone to see because really the length of that kid's arm is like 1.255363 metres

He would walk you to class, walk you to the common room, walk you to literally anywhere

That boy is stuck with y— more like you're stuck with him

And don't get me started on the romantic parts because phEW

literally everyone sees it coming

Even the professors (i heard they made bets about it)

when you two started dating, Fred was the happiest bloke on earth

He would hold your hand ever so often just to feel that you're by his side

Everyone could see that you two changed for the better, Fred got more fun facts to share with his friends and you got more ideas for your writing when you spend time with him

because why change personalities when you're perfect as it is?

I don't know if yall know this, but Fred Weasley is an affectionate man; maybe not as emotional as George but he is affectionate

Just name it, kisses in the hallways, kisses in classes, kisses in quidditch practices, kisses in bed (ykwim i wont elaborate), kisses in literally evERYWHERE and you ain't complaining because you love it

When you're with Fred, you felt loved and appreciated and listened, he understands you and he supports you with your dreams.

He knows how to deal with your temper, and he knows how to deal with your breakdowns.

When he's with his friends, he's this wild fun troublemaker who doesnt give a shit about anyone

But when he's alone with you, he was the best man on earth, appreciating every flaws you had and kissing them goodbye, whispering sweet things as he lullabied you to sleep, wiping your tears and kissing your eyes gently.

He loves you, a lot, and you love him too.

JOIN MY SLEEPOVER!

[loverofallthingssarah]

i have to study construction historyyy, it’s interesting but it gets so boring after some time

i don’t wanna

You got this bestie!!!

[heisbellz]

“Me and you, we got historyyy” 🎶 @fireboydml x @superboycheque linkup 🥰❤️ #fireboydml #fireboy #cheque #afrobeats #afromusic #music #234hypes https://www.instagram.com/p/CbT_4ULsYP1/?utm_medium=tumblr

[oqulents-blog]

fuc ok hi nico again. this is my new bb, santi. read more about them under the cut & hit that like button for plots **TW FOR CAR CRASHES

OSCAR ISAAC, AGENDER, THEY/THEM — have you met santiago rafael garcía-vélaz yet ? the thirty year old is known for being both practical and organized, but also very fiery and compulsive. born in camden, santi now lives in kingston, working as the cool™ chemistry and physics teacher. 

ummm bisexual as h*ck. none of my charries are every cishet oops.

they’re that really cool and really hot teacher that all the students love

okok time for some historyyy

santi was born to a couple that were highschool sweethearts. dad was a football (soccer) player and mom was a model. total power couple. they’re still alive and love their child vv much

they were always in love with space. tbh their label would be the astrophile. they have at least 8 telescopes and can name a hell lot of celestial bodies

throughout their life, their aspiration was to be an astronaut, so when they entered university, they were majoring in engineering & biomedical sciences. (math & science has always been their strengths)

however (*dun dun dun*) in the start of their second year of uni, santi got into a terrible car crash. this crash caused his left leg to be practically immobile.

after the crash, he’d never really been the same, though it’s been ten years. they wear a brace constantly to be able to even walk, and they have a limp. santi’s dreams of being an astronaut were crushed. 

two years after the crash, they re enrolled into uni, this time majoring in chemistry and physics. they’ve been a teacher for about 3 years.

personality time!!

they display themselves as being cool and on a first name basis with all their students. super understanding and friendly, jokes around a lot, loves their students to death

however, santi can also be very closed off and temperamental at times, usually due to pain flaring up on their leg. 

really fucking smart in regards to mathematics and science.

plots i want for santiago!!

ex-student. they’d probably be 18-20, from their first year teaching

someone they talk to about space

... fwb???

GIVE ME ANOTHER TEACHER WHO WORKS AT THEIR SCHOOL AND THEY’RE LIKE RIVALS PLS... IM A SUCKER FOR TEACHERXTEACHER PLOTS

childhood friends!!

das all i have but we can always brainstorm!