#they think of like. the butthole cut or whatever.

[followthebluebell]

what were q's issues? i tried to search your blog but tumblr is tumblr

Oh, that's because I never really went public with the extent of his problems. I didn't want to deal with the potential 'just euth him' comments, especially since I genuinely don't think a compassionate euthanasia would have been wrong.

Anyway, his butthole didn't work.

That's the short version.

I'm gonna put a more full history under the cut because it's really gross. Like fair warning. There's a lot of discussion of this cat's butthole, poop, and health issues. If you just want to keep imagining him as a cute little fluffball, maybe go look at his pictures instead.

Specifically, his anal sphincter didn't seem to function. His anus was just open and loose. Whatever was wrong with him ALSO seemed to affect his scrotum. Cats tend to hold their testicles pretty high and tight but his were super loose. I'm genuinely not sure if there's an actual connection there, but it was weird enough that it made its way into my notes about him.

He also had loose stools so he was just kinda constantly dribbling all over himself, whoever was holding him, his bedding, the floor--- you get the idea. He required frequent baths: he'd get a bath at the start of my shift and at the end, at the very least. Most nights had an evening bath as well. That way, he could at least stay somewhat free of excrement. This was terrible for his skin, of course; that's an excessive number of baths. It was just one of those damned if you do, damned if you don't situations. Considering the alternative was letting him sit in his own waste, we decided that baths were better.

He also wasn't gaining any weight. He wasn't taking in ANY nutrition from his food at all. Whatever went into him seemed to come right back out within a few hours. He was being tube fed for two weeks; he didn't seem capable of eating without grinding his teeth terribly. I genuinely wasn't sure how much sensation he even HAD in his anus until I caught him on camera squatting in a box.

That gave me hope more than anything else did. It at least told me he had nerve endings back there. It was just the sphincter or maybe the last inch or so of his intestine that seemed defective. Since he was such a sweet kitten otherwise, we decided to give him a chance to grow. The plan was to get him to UC Davis or a similar teaching hospital in the hope that they could extend his good intestine and sort of construct an artificial sphincter.

And then he just got over it. I picked him up to give him his morning bath and his butthole was just SLIGHTLY puckered. Over the next few days, I took a series of the grossest pictures in my fucking life and confirmed that his sphincter was sphincting. He started eating voraciously on his own. He started growing. He also stopped tooth grinding-- again, I don't know if this is significant, but it's another thing that made it into my notes.

I have no idea what happened, but I'm glad he's healthy. He just needed time to grow into his butthole or something.

[anime-owo-kage-san]

Thanks to this fanfic I read called A Little Bean on Ao3, I discovered a Parents!Huskerdust concept I really love.

Kinda dark but wholesome at the same time, so read below the cut at your own risk.

- The idea that Angel (as messed up as it is) gets knocked up by Valentino, but instead of being devastated, he loves the baby, and separates how he feels about Val from the baby.

Infact the baby was the last straw he needed, to lash out on Val. And Val just realized having a baby with Angel made him loose even more control of Angel. He agrees to everything Angel wants and the space he needs, to avoid getting beaten and yelled at.

Bc: I headcannon that Angel’s (Anthony’s) mom, was too afraid of her husband, and just let him do whatever he wanted to her sons, she only protects Molly, because she’s the only one who doesn’t resemble her father.

But because of that experience, Angel doesn’t give two shits that his baby is a moth. He’ll protect his flesh and blood.

- And Husk is there to assist, unintentionally becoming some sort of co-parent (this is before he and Angel start dating).

- Extra bonus: Alastor actually respects and commends both Angel and Husk’s attitude towards the ‘unborn baby’, (because, since Journey to the Light isn’t canon, I headcanon Alastor also resembles his dad more, but his mom loved him unconditionally regardless)

- When baby is born (I’m gonna say she, bc I already drew her): She gives absolutely no fucks, about Valentino, even as a clueless baby.

When Val’s in her sight, she just…. stares. Not menacingly, and fearfully, she’s just absolutely numb to his presence. Even when Val, carried her and held her in front of a mirror to show their resemblance, she only blinks without any feeling. She only starts squirming in joy, and giggles when Angel returns to the room. Or when Husk (whom she imprinted on) walks in.

Also lol:

Baby: “Pa….” *eyes instantly lights up* “Papa! Papa! Papa!”

Valentino: “Ha! Finally!” *lifts her into the air* “Yes, darling! Papa! And you’re mamacita thought, you would never call me th—“

Baby: *points behind Val* “Papa! Papa!”

Valentino: “Huh…?” *turns around and see Husk*

Husk: “Yeah, I think she’s talking about me. Give her here.” *takes the baby and walks away*

Valentino: “Are you fucking kidding me!?—OW!” *get hit in the head by a frying pan*

Angel: *holding the frying pan* “Don’t flipping swear, in front of my baby, you butthole!”

Valentino: “She’s MY baby too!”

Angel: “With the way she acts around you? I don’t think so. Your sperm, but my spawn. Get out. Let me deal with you later at work!”

Valentino: “Going! I’m going!”

Like I said, I drew my own fankid already. If anyone’s interested, I might post the art once I finish her up.

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Coffee Shop AU (2) Masterlist

part one

all i want (ao3) - lourrygum michael/luke, calum/ashton E, 15k

Summary: Luke is a camboy and Michael has to have normal conversations with him like he didn't watch him come untouched just last night

Or, Lush isn't Luke's only place of employment, Calum is falling in love with the curly haired dork that comes in to his coffee shop on a daily basis and Michael's going to stop watching Luke's videos soon, he swears.

All I Want For Christmas (Is You) (ao3) - onceuponatime michael/luke E, 11k

Summary: “The little bell clings above the door when he pushes it open, and he stamps his feet on the welcome mat to rid any clumps of snow that may have stuck to his shoes. The place is completely empty, not even anyone behind the counter, and he wonders for a second if they’re even open when there’s a small crash and a ‘fuck’ from somewhere in the back.

Michael chuckles to himself and unzips his jacket. He knows the cause of that racket. “You okay back there?” he shouts, leaning over the counter to try and see into the storage room.”

and the backs of my eyes hum with things I've never done (ao3) - lucasfletcher luke/ashton N/R, 2k

Summary: “You butthole,” says Michael, when Luke tells him what happened, as they flip through the channels of their floor's common room’s TV. He slaps the back of his head for good measure. Luke returns it with a punch to Michael’s noodle arm.

“Just learn how to talk to people, it’s not that hard,” he says after a minute, and receives another punch.

“I know how to talk to people,” murmurs Luke into a pillow he’s clutching to his chest, and definitely doesn’t think about the way Ashton’s eyes shined behind his black framed glasses.

Coffee Boy (ao3) - Jay_isnotokay michael/calum, luke/ashton M, 12k

Summary: Calum Hood has a crush on a barista, plenty of coffee making ensues.

Down to Business (ao3) - defnotbri (orphan_account) luke/ashton N/R, 1k

Summary: “Hey, don’t stress. We can figure everything out over a cup of coffee.”

“Define everything. My failing Starbucks, the mess I call life, or whatever the fuck happened last night?”

i know i don’t know you (but i’d like to skip the small talk and romance) (ao3) - bellawritess calum/ashton, michael/luke T, 10k

Summary: “Hi,” says the bloke behind the register. Calum drops his gaze and finds himself unable to look away. The barista looks around college age, maybe a year or two older than Calum, built enough that the short sleeves of his t-shirt are hugging frankly impressive biceps. Golden-brown curls fall messily over his forehead, and there’s an easy smile on his lips as he awaits Calum’s order. Calum’s not sure he’s ever seen anyone more attractive. “What can I get for you today?”

“Uh,” Calum says, feeling flustered and taken aback. “A, uh, pumpkin spice latte?”

I’m Going Blind from this Sweet Craving (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum, michael/ashton T, 6k

Summary: “Bye, Luke,” Calum says. “Maybe see you tomorrow, and… Hope you have a great day too.” His face breaks out into a wider smile that reminds Luke of the feeling of getting just the right consistency for macaron batter, or a perfectly smooth finish on a cake, or the way good puff pastry flakes into the perfect fragments when you cut through a mille-feuille. Or something.

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A bakery au

It’s Such a Shame That We Play Strangers (ao3) - velvethood (orphan_account) michael/calum/ashton T, 14k

Summary: “Well, when my favourite customer disappears I’m going to be worried.” Ashton reiterates, hands Michael his drink and a plate full of three types of cake like he knew Michael was coming. “You have a lot of food to catch up on. I’ve been on the cake wagon lately, haven’t I Cal?”

This is the first time Ashton’s addressed Calum in front of him which isn’t surprising because they’ve never been in this situation before, but Michael’s unsure of what to do with himself. They haven’t even been introduced each other.

like a bursting sunrise (ao3) - bellawritess luke/calum T, 2k

Summary: Luke holds out his free hand, and Calum shakes it. Of course his hands are exactly as soft as they look. Calum starts to resent the limitations of visual art. How is he meant to convey the soft hands, the twinkling eyes, the deep and mellifluous laugh? With an HB pencil?

“I’m gonna go make your coffee,” says Luke, and with that he walks away. Calum watches him go and resents the fact that drawing Luke’s face means he can’t draw Luke’s back. Art is highly overrated.

(Or: Calum’s an artist, Luke’s a barista, you know the drill.)

lowercases and capitals (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum T, 10k

Summary: “Fuck, Luke, two minutes ago you were whining about Ashton not flirting with you enough, and now you’re making eyes at the barista.” Michael laughs a little as he says it, shaking his head in that special way he has that means he’s surprised at how unsurprised he is by Luke. It’s the same way he shakes his head when he catches Luke dumping powdered sugar on orange slices, or settling in to watch 10 Things I Hate About You for the hundredth time.

“I can find two different guys desirable at the same time,” Luke replies defensively. What’s the point of college, anyway, if you can’t enjoy the fact that you can bump into a different hot guy around every corner?

melting in the snow (ao3) - toddamyanderson luke/calum T, 5k

Summary: The cute barista is working at the coffee shop.

This isn’t a rare occurrence, but the circumstances are rare, because it’s snowing and Calum is cold and he’s not on his way to work this morning.

Oh, You Make Me Complete (ao3) - DearDevotedDelicate luke/ashton N/R, 2k

Summary: Luke Hemmings is a solo artist who needs to find inspiration for his new project, he also needs a love life. A little-known cafe is the perfect spot for his dreams to come true.

Specials Board (ao3) - fluffyhair luke/ashton G, 405

Summary: Luke is a barista at a coffee shop that Ashton frequently visits. Ever so clever Luke decides to try something with the help of the specials of the day board.

Twice As Much Isn't Twice As Good (ao3) - FayeHunter michael/ashton T, 1k

Summary: Michael's pretty sure this much coffee can't be good for the cute law student coming into the coffee shop

without you i'm a lost boy (ao3) - rocketshiptospace luke/ashton T, 9k

Summary: the modern day peterpan/coffee shop au no one really asked for

[terras-diary]

game review - final fantasy xvi

some context: the only thing i knew about this game was it had a medieval setting. literally did not bother to look up anything about it, i kind of got the feeling there wasn’t much out there to begin with. 

the story: the world and lore of ff16 is interesting. the idea that the crystals were bad and causing environmental problems, even though in the short term they helped society so much, you could tell it was a comparison to our world. similar to the whole environmental overlords and their private pinkerton army which was final fantasy 7. but how the story and game progression actually played out? well that’s kind of a different story.

it was much longer than it needed to be. after each story mission you always had to backtrack to our hideout, just to watch a cutscene to lead to another story mission. the plot never really picked up, it was always stilted and held back by the fact you never felt like you did much. you could all but guarantee that whatever you did would be met with, ‘let’s go back to the hideout.’ i just always got the feeling of we were in the first fetch-quest part of the story before it was suppose to pick up, but it just never did. 

it would have flowed so much better if you could just cut out the middle man hideaway cutscenes, like just keep going!! why do we keep traveling halfway across the globe just to turn back!! keep moving forward!!!

the characters: the two main characters (i contest jill being a main character, even if the ffwiki says otherwise, btw) were so bland. clive was just some guy, and jill was just there. pretty much every other characters whether good, bad, or neutral outshined these two wet blankets. i will admit they had their moments. for jill in particular when she killed that priest. this isn’t a dig on the voice acting, i actually thought it was okay, but just how those two are written... ugh....

clive was just noctis if he wasn’t a twink and didn’t have his iphone. he had black hair, was a prince, had a dog companion, and had antagonist induced headaches.

don’t even get me started on their ‘romance’. good lord. they were just together because clive was a man and jill was a woman. remember how i said i knew nothing about this game? yeah for like the first four hours of this game i thought they were siblings. it didn’t help they looked exactly the same. (on that note, i thought benedicta was anabella pretty much until her history with cid came to light.) 

speaking of anabella, literally what was her problem. she is the most cartoonishly evil villain i have ever seen in a piece of media that wants to be taken seriously and have a dark/gritty vibe to it. genuinely, why was she like that. i wanted her and benedikta to play a larger part but they never really did. i find the women of this game were severely undermined larger parts which i think they could have fulfilled. (the misogyny......)

another thing about jill, though: she is practically written out of the story after having sex with clive and giving him shiva!!!! what the fuck! she was practically demoted to a npc. and there was a sidequest to cheer her up because even the writers knew they threw her to the wayside after putting out! in the above paragraph i wrote the misogyny halfly joking but the more i think about it i am very serious.

ultima, oh ultima. you had buttholes for eyes and gaping holes for ears. when he was a mysterious character, i enjoyed the mystique, but after a while it just kind of wore off. the mystique i am interested in is leviathan the lost. that was a cool concept, i was wondering why some more common final fantasy summons did not make the cut. guess they are just lost eikons.

my favorite character: barnabas, the mega dilf. he was hot as fuck, i cannot tell a lie. his accent was hot as shit too. i love crazy men. and that other white haired motherfucker was his got damn horse. 

the battling: like it was okay, half the time i pressed R1 to defend it never worked. i guess i just couldn’t time it right. it was still pretty easy though. i played on the action focused version and the only time i really got game over were during the eikon fights and when i tried my hand at the s rank hunts.

the eikon fights, wow. some of the highest highs and lowest lows of this game. the beginning fights were pretty interesting, all the good things about them culminated in the hugo kupka fight. that was the best fight of this game, full stop. it was somehow cinematicly choreographed while still having some stakes that required you to actually try to beat it. i’ve never had more fun in a modern game’s fight than this battle. the subsequent bahamut and odin fight, well.... uhh..... they were definitely battles. 

this is kind of fits in the under characterization as well but, there is no dialogue when you are on the field between clive and any of the npc party members. it is absolute silence, i forgot who was in my party half the time because they were mute.

side quests: i did all the side quests that popped up and all the hunts bar the s ranks (because i thought i may be under leveled.) there were a lot. it was definitely a chore. a lot of characterization for secondary characters were found in the side quests that i thought should have made it to the main scenario, but whatever. by the end i was sick and tired of it, such a fucking slog.

other odds and ends: i liked walking around the map and finding all the little places, that felt rewarding. but the treasures you would find were absolutely useless. you’d get an abundance of crafting materials, yet there were so few recipes you’d learn (which most were single use creations i.e. armor and weapons) that you were left with an overabundance of useless shit. maybe it picks up in the post game? i haven’t really played the postgame much, maybe it changes. at least for the main scenario, completely and utterly useless.

overall: well, it wasn’t the worst final fantasy (8 and 12, i am looking at you two.) all modern games pale in comparison to their predecessors of the 1990s and 2000s. i will always believe this i think. ff16 is definitely better than other modern games i’ve played. but the hay day of the final fantasy franchise where a game could be enjoyed by anyone while also not really having any glaring problems is over. the final objectively great final fantasy was 10. i enjoyed 13 and 15, but they just aren't as good. the same can be said for final fantasy 16. it was alright.

ok, i think that’s all i have to say right now. maybe i’ll think of more later.

[marlaluster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! THE DEVIL CONTINUING TO ATTACK!!!!!!!

THE DEVIL IS CONTINUING TO GO CRAZY ATTACKING BY MAKING A SENSE SOMETHING IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING TO MY VAGINA AND BUTTHOLE AND IT'S OBSESSING IVE SUPPOSEDLY SAID THINGS IN THE PAST WHERE IT'S NOT CLEAR CUT THAT I DIDN'T THINK MENTAL ILLNESS WAS REAL!!!! IT KEEPS BRINGING UP STUFF I SAID IN THE PAST SUCH AS WHEN I CONSIDERED GETTING COUNSELING FROM A THERAPIST WHO SAID MENTAL ILLNESS WAS NOT REAL OR WHEN I QUIT A JOB I WAS WORKING MANY YEARS AND IT SEEMED LIKE A MISTAKE AND IT SEEMED I SAID I COULD SEEM I HAD MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!

As I wrote here, the devil was making it so that it felt like I was saying something extremely disturbing to use the words "mental illness" at a point above. Then it said that, despite it bringing up an incident from the past where it seemed I said I could be mentally ill, I never said I was mentally ill.

"You didn't say that. You said this was not to be. I am here to say you aren't okay, but whatever I'm doing isn't what can be," the devil said.

[fungi-maestro]

Now that Sony has pulled this stupid stunt a ton of times and their public perception isn’t as good, I think it’s finally time that we talk about how every few years they’ll make a dogshit production choice for publicity reasons.

When it was Cats 2019 people just kind of laughed it off (or as cats fans know. cried it off.) but in the years since then its been like. The Sonic trailers and stuff. If you have an example of this please feel free to add on. But I think we should all be unsurprised that mediocrity or awfulness is used as marketing in the current era. That’s why Marvel feels so comfortable releasing awful unfinished tv shows and movies (among many other reasons). If someone posts about the terrible CGI and writing in She-Hulk or whatever, that’s free publicity! For every 5 people that laugh it off, there will be 4-5 that go and watch it on their streaming service just to see if its as bad as they were told.

Speaking as someone who saw Cats 2019 for the first time specifically because I was told it was awful and ended up becoming weirdly fixated on it, this kind of marketing works. Just be aware. Don’t hatewatch stuff. That’s literally what the companies want you to do.

[muchymozzarella]

I wanna talk about this image for a sec because the acct that posted it has severely misunderstood how Amazon and streaming in general works

It seems to falsely believe that this means that boycotting this series will affect Amazon's profit margins in any meaningful way. When in fact all it means is that Amazon will go the way of HBO and cut out most of the original IP they fund for the streaming platform, possibly delete the titles that exist because apparently that's a thing we need to worry about now.

And yeah, sure. If you want Amazon to stop making shows this is a good way to hurry the progress.

But as someone who's worked in Animation for 7+ years and has been affected by recent actions by Netflix, HBO etc, basically all you do by ensuring a streaming service fails is removing another avenue by which creators can deliver their work.

And I get it, Amazon is literally The Worst most horrific Union busting company to ever be shat out the devil's butthole, but the main thing is that if you genuinely believe that this will affect their profits in any meaningful way, you'd be wrong, especially with how much they need to spend to make content in the first place.

From Feb 2022 their subscription services earn them approximately 6% of their entire income.

You're not really doing anything to Amazon by boycotting their streamers. You might do something to Prime video, but whatever you do to Prime video will affect only Prime video and its shows (like Invincible or Vox Machina for example). And remember - a lot of people don't even have Prime for the shows, they have it as a side effect for wanting free deliveries.

Ultimately, you can pirate or boycott the show at your leisure. I don't think it'll be as bad as people think it will be, but honestly that doesn't matter if your main concern is Amazon as a company that does capitalism The Worst.

This was an expensive show to make and Amazon appears to have put all their other content on the line for its success. And that sucks. To see it fail would admittedly be satisfying just for the sake of it, but don't kid yourself with the narrative that you'll be sticking it to Amazon, when streaming for them is chump change in comparison to all their other revenue streams.

[xtinyaurora]

Can you write punishment sex with dom yandere/possessive/psycho female or gn reader please it would make me super happy because there's not really any dark smut with dom reader for atz or in general but if you can't that's okay.

Ateez reaction: Punishment sex with Yandere!Y/N

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➼ requested?: yes

➼ genre: yandere, smut

➼ pairing: sub!Ateez x Dom!neutral!reader (Mingis reaction includes the reader ridding him, but I didn’t mention a gender / it’s just a random hole, you can choose which one, lol.)

➼ Word-count: 1,4k+

➼ Warnings: nsfw content, strong language, cursing, spanking, spitting, slapping, punching, breaking bones, fingering, toys, hair pulling, violence, humiliating/ degradation, pet names, blood, yelling/ screaming, cuffing, bondage, yandere themes, kinda psychopathic, dark themes, mature themes, jealousy (?), and a lot more 💀

➼ Note: This is not based on their real behavior or meant to represent real life. This is simply a fan fiction. In no way am I condoning, justifying, encouraging or promoting yandere behavior or lifestyle. Read at your own risk!

➼ A/N note: Thank you so much for requesting this. Also, I’d love to get some feedback for this one!

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Park Seonghwa

You slowly traced the whip over his naked body, laughing at his frightened state. His hands were tied above his head, bound to the ceiling. The blindfold on his eyes made it even harder for him to figure out your next movements. Another harsh slap on his upper body was made, making the boy cry out in pain. „What? Can’t take it, anymore? Well, that’s what you get for yelling at me, dumb bitch!“ you shouted at the now crying boy. He begged for mercy, making your lips curl up again. You got closer to him, grabbing his ass and squeezing it hardly. A quiet moan escaped his mouth, but got replaced by a much louder one, after you entered two fingers into his butthole. You felt how he sneezed his red ass on your fingers, now whining. „Psssh, I don’t wanna hear you, is that understood, Hwa?” The boy quickly nodded his head, you giving him a light kiss on his shoulder. „Good boy. Let’s start playing then.”

Kim Hongjoong

„Agh!“ did boy growl out loudly, after you hit him with the metal chain, again. „Shut up, I said I don’t want to hear any noises, didn’t I?” you screamed at him, receiving a cried out „Yes! S-sorry.” You then grabbed his neck screaming so hard that your spit flew into his face. „You better be fucking sorry, slut! And you better don’t make the same mistake twice, touching yourself and watching strangers fuck, is that understood?!” He started to cry harder, scared of how far you’d go. „Yes! I won’t do it again, I am sorry! I just couldn’t hold back, I don’t know what came over me, I am just a dumb pet.” You let out a chuckle, making the cuffed and kneeling male look up to you. He watched you with his teary eyes, you slowly getting nearer to his face, letting go of his neck. You started to kiss him, then you sucked his neck, leaving hikeys on the pretty boy. Soft moans left his mouth. „This feels so good.” He then received a hard slap on his cheek. „You’re not supposed to enjoy this, Hongjoong. This is your punishment, so shut up or I will be even rougher with you.”

Jeong Yunho

„Does this feel good?” you asked the puppy like boy, squeezing his giant dick while moving the vibrator in and out his hole. „Hell yea!” Did he moan out loudly, making you smirk. „Oh yea? Do you know what will feel even better you slutty bitch?” did you ask, stopping your movements. He looked at you, a fucked out expression sitting on his face, sweat flowing down. He watched you as you went to the table, opening the box which was placed on it. You opened it, looking at all the knives which were laying in there. You picked out a karambit, holding it up, admiring it. You stopped when the boy that was tied on the chair started talking. „Oh god, please don’t.” You smirked again, raising one of your eyebrows. „Oh babyboy, did you really think I will pleasure you for misbehaving, not following the rules like I taught you to? Oh, how sweet you are, my giant puppy. Let me make your beautiful body even prettier, yea?”

Kang Yeosang

Blood was dripping from his body, hands tied behind his back, head on the ground, kneeling at the same time. He breathed heavily, trying to catch his breath. „You like that, dumb bitch? Like getting fucked by toys, huh? Oh, baby, I will make sure that this hole gets ripped apart, don’t worry about that. Now let’s see if you ever dare to kiss someone else’s that is not me, stupid thing.” You pulled at his leash that was tied around his neck. „If I talk to you, then you look me in the eyes!” you screamed at him. You then spitted right into his face. Yeosang twisted his face then, making you mad. „What? Are you disgusted by me you ungrateful bitch?!” you screamed again. Another spit was followed. You then took of all of your cloth off and laid down in front of him. He looked at you confused, you giving him an angry expression in return. „Get to work you idiot.”

Choi San

San screamed extremely loud, not being able to take the overstimulation he was now receiving. His sensitiv red nipples hurted from the clippers you puttet on, but damn this boy loved the pain. You see, San generally loves pain, that’s why he loves to misbehave from time to time, so he can get a good, painful punishment. You grabbed his balls digging your nails in them, another scream leaving his mouth. You pulled the toy out of him, starting to stoke him slowly, making him moan. „You like that?” „Yes! Please, keep going.” You got on your knees, sucking him slowly. A lot of whines started to leave his mouth. In the middle of nowhere, you bit into his dick. It was so hard, that it started bleeding. „Ouch!” „What, can’t take it Sanie? Isn’t this what you wanted? Be grateful for whatever I give you.” The boy hysterical nodded, apologizing and waiting for your next move.

Song Mingi

His hands and legs were tied to the bed posts, a mouth gag in his moth. You were currently riding his cock, him crying from being overstimulated, not being able to move or speak. You slapped him. Then punched him with your fist a few times. You focused on putting as much as force in your punch as possible and you kinda succeeded. Not only did his nose started to bleed, but you heard how his bone cracked. A satisfied grin started to form on your face. Mingi started to cry harder, about to reach his fifth high of this night. You started to bounce harder, being close yourself. „Wanna come, Mingi-ah? You little bitch, do you deserve to come another time, huh? I am the only one who makes you feel this good and I am the only one who’s allowed to make you feel this way, is this understood?! If I see you near someone that is not me again, than trust me I won’t only hurt them, but you in a way that no one wants to experience, okay? Get that trough your dumb head, big boy and don’t dare to disappoint me again.”

Jung Wooyoung

„Fuck, yes!” screamed your handsome but bratty boyfriend. You was laying in the ground, you stepping on his dick. Wooyoung is another one that loves pain and another one that wanted to get punished. „You dirty little bitch, who told you to enjoy this, huh?” He provocatively smirked at you, actually making you mad. Oh, you will whipe that smirk out of his face! You stepped harder on him, his face changing within a second. „Not so funny anymore, huh? How about we go a level higher. Should I put a nail through your dick or should I just chop it off your dirty body, huh?” The boy started smirking again, his next sentence making you go wild. „You can suck me off instead.” You immediately grabbed his neck, squeezing it as hard as you could. „Okay you little brat, that’s enough! Who do you think you are talking to, huh? Don’t you dare to disrespect me like that EVER again. I am the one who’s above you, so keep that dirty tongue in that shitty mouth of yours or I am going cut it off instead.“

Choi Jongho

„Agh, eighty seven! Eighty eight. Eighty nine.” and so on. Jongho was currently on all fours, while you were whipping his ass with a long wooden stick. He started to cry even harder, so lowered is head but got pulled up by you again, since you had putted a leash on his neck. „Ouch, fuck! Please give me a second.” begged the boy, but you had no mercy. „What? I don’t think that I heard a number. Guess we have to start all over again.” He was startled by your words, turning around quickly. The tears that were formed in his eyes started to fall. „P-please don’t. I didn’t mean to.” You scoffed, harshly grabbing his hair. „Oh yea? And you really think I care about that? You only had one job, Jongho. It’s not my fault that you’re too dumb to do it. I’ve warned you before. I’ve warned you not to break the rules or there will be consequences, but you didn’t listen. You choose this yourself, so shut up and start counting from zero again.”

[weepinglevi]

a force to be reckoned with

summary: eren gets to have his revenge and he is a force to be reckoned with. read the first part here . warnings: 18+ minors dni, whole lot of cursing and swearing, somnophilia, slight dacryphilia (but really only if you squint), hate fucking (although they're in love i swear), unprotected vaginal sex and also some playing with readers butthole (does this even have to be in the warning idk anymore), also once again kind of a toxic relationship word count: around 1.3k A/N: due to all the love i received on the last part i just had to write another one. thank you once again and i hope you enjoy!

eren wouldn't talk to you following the hallway-incident. even going as far as making your favorite food and not offering you any - such a whiny bitch, you'd think to yourself before ordering some pizza and enjoying it in your prettiest lingerie - a set of deep red lace. two knew how to play this game.

being honest with yourself, you'd have hoped for a more exciting punishment than whatever shit he was pulling off right now, behaving like a child who wasn't allowed ice cream before dinner.

he'd even go as far as to not bid you a good-night, disappearing into the bedroom and turning off the lights in the hallway. you'd let him sulk for an hour before slipping in between the sheets, the soft cotton gracing your thighs.

you'd be thankful for the kind of relationship you two shared. a little chuckle escaping your lips at the thought of it, how could anyone call this a healthy relationship?

still, all you'd ever need was the knowledge of erens unwavering love for you - and you were so sure of it, even with him behaving like a brat.

his breath was going at a steady pace, telling you he seriously went to sleep. you'd think about kissing his temple (or maybe slapping his pretty face awake and create a whole new scene) but ultimately deciding against it. the torture you put him through in the afternoon had to be enough for one day.

with a little smile on your lips, you'd follow him into a deep sleep.

and awake to two fingers forcefully pushing inside you, slick with erens spit. a gasp escaping your lips, you'd open your eyes and see erens silhouette cowering over you, one hand buried deep between your legs, the other by your side, balancing himself. the lights of the street lamps letting in just enough so you could make him out in front of you, his eyes seeming darker than usual.

he'd look fucking feral, like an animal ready to devour his prey. oh shit, you'd think, here it comes.

"awake already?" his raspy voice cutting through the silence of the night, "i was hoping for my dick to be buried deep inside your pussy before i'd have to deal with your squirming."

bringing his thumb to your clit and flicking against it, you'd buck your hips involuntarily, beckoning for him to keep rubbing against it. you'd feel yourself getting wet by just the thought of what he was about to do to you.

"you'd like this, don't you?" he'd say, bringing his hand to your thigh and holding you in place "behaving like a fucking bitch and then get what you want anyway?"

his following laugh let the hair on your neck stand up, making you aware of just how pissed he actually was. you were in for a very wild ride.

you'd try to steady your breath, to not give him the satisfaction of you begging him for his dick - another finger, something, anything more - placing a sly smile on your lips. "something tells me i'll get it anyway," hoping to sound more convincing, you'd add a playful laugh.

he'd see right through you, though, letting his fingers slip out of you and grabbing your thighs, pushing your legs up against your chest, "just wait."

no time to prepare yourself, he'd take his throbbing dick in hand and start pushing its head against your wet entrance, struggling to fit. "see, if only you'd have been asleep a bit longer - " his dark voice breaking at the moment he'd bottom out, "i would've had enough time to stretch your pretty pussy out a little more."

there'd be no air left in your lungs, the feeling of his cock splitting you open an all-consuming sensation robbing you from any clear strain of thought. he'd have you right where he was meaning to - trapped under his weight and unable to move away from him.

most times he'd give you enough time to adjust to his size, getting slick enough to take him without struggle. but not this time and you knew exactly why, feral lust creeping up in your tummy at the thought.

his hands moving up your sides - being a stark contrast to his hard thrusts - caressing your soft skin until coming to a stop at your cheeks, thumb stroking away a tear you didn't even know was there.

you'd open your mouth but the only thing leaving your throat being nothing else but a broken moan, causing eren to let out another breathy chuckle, "not that bratty anymore, are we?"

"such a pretty cunt indeed." - his eyes locking in with yours, pupils so far dilated he'd look like a cat at night, he'd keep on pounding you. moving one hand down to cup your breast, pinching your sensitive nipple, sending electricity through your body with every one of his movements. his dick twitching against your soft walls, now gliding in and out easily.

you'd finally gather up enough composure to lift your hand from where it was resting on his shoulder - moving it to his hair and once again grabbing a fistful of it, pulling his head to the side. "still got.. what i want," the words leaving your mouth shakily, his pacing would stutter.

"yeah, i guess so," he'd laugh, more lighthearted than you'd expect given the situation. bowing down, he'd pepper a soft kiss against your forehead "you're taking me so well, y/n, just like you were meant to be."

leaning back, he'd let your legs slip down so you could wrap them around the small of his back. eren would move even closer, sliding his arms around your upper body and embracing you in a tight hug.

you'd swear your heartbeats were syncing up, the feeling of his chest pushed flush against you, his panting in your ear being everything you'd ever need in your life.

your hands racing his back, you'd feel the warmth in your abdomen grow unbearably hot with each of his thrusts.

"fuck, you're so perfect, sososo fucking perfect," his speech starting to slur as his motions were becoming ragged, bucking into you, his hands wandering down to your ass and grabbing your cheeks tightly. gathering up your juices with his fingers, smearing them everywhere.

he'd always get this messy and you'd love it, especially when his thumb would start stroking your opening, playfully rubbing at it, sending shocks through your body.

you'd shiver even though you'd be so hot with him on top, your toes curling "'m close," being all that could leave your lips.

"it's alright baby," he'd say, pressing a kiss on your collarbone, "you can cum for me."

this would be enough to send you over the edge, the heat crashing down on you, leaving you a buckling mess underneath him, tingling with sensation.

"so beautiful when you cum on my cock," erens pace starting up again, "all because of my cock deep inside of you-"

"yes, love," your hands finding his hair again, his oh so marvelous hair, running your fingers through it, "and because you allowed me to."

with that, he'd come undone - moaning your name in a hazy slur, over and over again while pumping his hot, white seed into you.

you'd carry him through it, bring his head down and pepper him in kisses until he'd slump over you. his breath would be as shaky as yours while the two of you were riding out the aftershocks together.

you couldn't tell if seconds or minutes had passed, already drifting into a deep sleep when you hear his voice:

"i love you, you know that, don't you?"

and you'd laugh "of course i do, shithead. and i love you too."

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[allthegodstars]

they literally went and chose the last two episodes to be rEaLiStIc??? i’ve seen this man be saved from certain death by a pigeon army you think anything can help you recover from THAT

we don’t want your last moment Evil Edgelord plotcrap like 

seriously this entire show’s been on crack since day 1

people are annoying you? buy them off. still annoying? kill them off then sheesh. can’t kill them off? well kill some innocent bystander then because that’s the same thing right? consequences of your actions? no <3 because we literally have every single institution that could matter in our pockets isn’t it nice having all this greed money 

and like it’s not just the viLLaiNs either 

opposite side has actual credible real proof as to why your client is a giant butthole? buy off the witnesses, literally kidnap them and keep them quarantined in a place where no one can get to them, blackmail and manipulate everyone, torture key individuals so that they can spill the tea on your enemies’ next moves, commit grandscale arson, engineer a hostage situation to humiliate some of the most important people in the country  AND use the footage of said situation to blackmail them at every point after

yes this is in fact a non exhaustive list of morally grey but like downright illegal and BAD things Cha Young did i haven’t even gotten to Vincenzo and i won’t because i don’t need to but like

literally nada on the backlash there right? even if there was something they got out of it and stat

but we’re supposed to believe the iT’s bEeN a yEaR oh look at our bittersweet tragic TRAGIC I TELL YOU ending? in what fictional universe? clearly not THIS one with THESE characters because do ANY of us take these drama queens for the “lie down and take it, we can’t do anything about it” type?

even following those exact events (which honestly like. no. those last two episodes need a redo and they need it Now) Vincenzo would be traipsing on Korean soil a free man without any identity fakery needed within like a week max 

like he has money, he has a copy of the guillotine file, he has an in (actually he has THREE) with the most important criminal intelligence organization in the country, he has Cha Young - a hell of a tenacious lawyer in case they wanted to take the fight to court route which they won’t but whatever, he has a genius hacker who could fake some kinda underworld dealings went wrong kinda thing as an explanation for Han Seok and Myung Hee’s gruesome deaths if it has to come to that, he has his whole brand image as the Consigliere to cut a “i’ll do the dirty work for you” deal with the law corps and like

he goes away for a year and sends POSTCARDS?

i don’t know this man

[starlitships-moved]

I'm not the nonnie you were talking to but like heck am I gonna not say anything and let you slander yourself by saying you're boring

This got long btw sorry but I had to say it all

1. So you're low energy, that isn't bad!! I'd say I'm more low energy myself, I don't do much moving or anything throughout the day nor can I do any of that for too long. Sunny wouldn't mind at ALL if you needed a moment to sit and rest, or if they had to cut a game shirt because you're not feeling it. He's designed to deal with many different types of kids, not just the super hyperactive ones, and yet he and Moon love them all the same, why would they suddenly change(in the negative way mind I add) for you?

2. It's okay to be antisocial!!! Seriously!!! I'm a wee bit of a chatterbox admittedly, but there are many times I "clam up"(for lack of a better phrase) and can't speak much, heck that happened to me recently-ish. Also, whenever people come over, a lot of the time I'm just in my room and not talking to or spending a lot of time with them- If you don't think Sun wouldn't just love to just be with you, regardless if you're talking or playing with him, a certain buddy of mine is going to go over there and kiss you and tell you that you're wrong. Maybe I'll send in another guy for backup kisses

3. Dude like. Dude. That's an awesome hyperfixaion. I would LOVE to listen to you talk about videogames, especially ones we both like!! Videogames are really cool, there's so many different types so everyone gets a shot at liking, I'd say nearly everyone in the world has at least played a video game at some point. There's some video games that have neat stuff in them that you wouldn't expect (like Bugsnax), there's video games that are more straightforward but fun (like Super Mario!!), there's games with incredible characters, the list goes on and on!! Video games can be so unique and different from each other, that's in no way boring!!! Even if Sun couldn't exactly play or fully know certain games, well that's good that he has a cute fiance to talk to about 'em!!

And if you meant security Breach specifically: that's still cool!! I love the game and I love seeing all the characters personalities be undone and picked apart for HCs or little scenarios (platonic or romantic). Sun and Moon both have a lot of lore all around and on them!! I would be so down to sit with you and just listen to you talk about that (maybe even talk about my own theories with ya?).

My point really is just

None of these make you "boring," together or apart.

Your brain is being a big ol meanie and it needs to be hit with a newspaper and told no like a dog. You're are awesome, you are cool, and you deserve and get love from Sun and Moon(+ Kamek ofc). And even if you were like, a liiittle boring, that is also okay!!!

Sometimes not everything about someone is grand and out there. Like, let me use one of the people I know as an example. They're very very nice and sweet, plus they're pretty funny and make me smile/laugh. Though, compared to our friend group, they told me that they feel sort of "bland" and "uninteresting." A lot of us are queer, video game nerds, jokesters, and more. One of us even plays games sort of competitively. Despite what they say though, I love them and they're very, very dear to me. I would go to the ends of the earth for that person people would "consider boring."

You are a good person who is deserving of good things, I promise you. If you're not already, I suggest trying some stuff self love out, it takes time but it will weed out the bad thoughts and train your brain to not be a little butthole. Try saying saying positive affirmations in the mirror, have Sun/Moon write down all the reasons they love you and read it every day, whatever shows you that you are loved and deserving of such

I'm gonna head back to bed now, but one silly little final thing before I do: This ask is magical and is unable to uno reverse carded. You also can't deny any of it, magic laws say you can't. Ya got no choice but to accept it 😎

-From your local clown and friend 💜🤡

(P.S: Hi Sun beam!! It's me!!! I'm sneakily writing to you!!! We love you!!! Don't tell Lexi I'm doing this!!! 🤫)

( accurate depiction of how I felt when reading this first thing in the morning - I'm the brown bear XD )

And kisses from sun and moon would be much appreciated

And hello Sunny! I love you both too! Don't worry, I won't say a word... *makes a zipped lip motion with my hands*

[afriendlyblackhottie]

I don’t know about you but I really hate this “I’m not like the other girls” trope. I realize this when I was reading a story and it was from the man’s pov and in the story it was described how he hated girls who wore high heels and he was relieved how the girl he liked didn’t wear high heels and that bothered me sooo much because it was written by a woman. Obviously things like makeup and dresses and heels don’t define us as women at all but I will be the first to admit that those things are are a part of who I am. That’s why the word feminist has ‘feminine’ because it means that things like makeup and heels can’t stop us from being doctor’s or lawyers or astronauts that’s what women from generations before us have been fighting for and to see you girls now a days discarding their femininity like it’s trendy kinda hurts because they should be embracing those parts of themselves and it’s disgusting because it’s literally an insult to girls like me who actually like makeup and dresses and heels. I don’t know when this started but it needs to stop. Obviously this isn’t directed towards you and when I say woman should embrace their feminine side I don’t mean all women, I recognize that not everyone women is feminine and that some genuinely aren’t “girly” and some are in between and that’s completely fine, I really hope you understand what I’m trying to say because I don’t want my messages to come off the wrong way

Omg I definitely agree with you.

The way I see it, we can’t win. We wear high heels and dresses were just like “all the other girls ew” but if we don’t wear them we’re trying to “destroy femininity.” Then the way they treat our trans sisters as if we shouldn’t love and accept them with open arms because they only see women as “birthing units” only to turn around and be disgusted by teen and/or single moms at the same time.

That’s why I just choose not to give a fuck. I will uplift women and the choices/circumstances that have molded us into whatever we choose to define ourselves. I refuse to care about the opinions of the people that are going to hate us either way and only want us to go back to an IMAGINARY time when women didn’t work even though that time was only a possibility for upper middle class white women who are not my standard of femininity. (Not to say anything against stay at home moms because idk how they manage to do everything they do.)

The “not like the other girls” trope bothers me because it is solely from a perspective of being about the male gaze. That if you just do this or act “cool” you’ll get a “cool” boyfriend and everyone is going to fawn over you. Have you met one of these not like the other girls in real life? They’re fucking insufferable 🤷🏾‍♀️ i literally just had to cut one out of my life because I don’t want to spend my time hearing a grown woman talk about how she can’t make female friends because guys are just less drama like we’re teenagers when I have met so many amazing women who I have related to.

And I don’t think my entire life should be centered around if a man finds me cool or not. If a man does thats fine, but I’m not here for entertainment or to prove myself to them. Which is what she wanted me to do. She wanted me to shrink myself so I would be more “likable” which doesn’t work for me since I’ve never had to pretend to be anything I’m not to be liked.

Even though I wear leggings and tennis shoes most of the time because I’m lazy af and don’t go anywhere but the grocery store since this Popsicle started, that doesn’t mean I’d expect some grown man to come up to me and be like you’re not like the other girls because you’re not in heels 🤤 because if he did I hope he knows I will make fun of him until he cries.

Tl;dr:

Women are not here to prove themselves to anyone, but especially to people that would hate us no matter what we do. Be yourself. If that’s wearing heels and dresses do that. If you don’t do that that’s okay too. But do it because you want to. Not to appeal to men who can’t even clean their buttholes.

And fuck TERFS specifically. Just because.

[foxglovethings]

Poly Ships

Being asked whether or not I prefer poly or monogamous ships in RP got me thinking about something that comes up a lot, not just between me and people I RP with, but people across the board in RP communities. Whether we personally involve ourselves in it or just see friends and other players within the community participating in it, poly ships can really stick out and I kind of just want to put down my thoughts for people who might not be familiar with it, or are unsure about what that means, or are considering trying it for themselves or... you know whatever. I’m just writing this out of my ass, so forgive me for being super informal. :)

Under a cut because it’s long.

Open vs. Poly Arguably the #1 most important element of this kind of RP. There’s a ton of overlap with open relationships and poly ones, with almost all open relationships being poly, but not all poly relationships being open. If you or your RP partner want your characters to sleep around and/or have casual sexual or intimate encounters with others, that’s an open relationship. Polyamory also extends to developing those romantic attachments, and can be more time consuming and emotionally laborious (in a good way, IMO). 

It’s important to discuss with your partner exactly what you two are looking for and how your characters would react to that. And if you choose to only have casual encounters and later decide you also want to have a second romantic ship with someone, you need to discuss that with your partner even though they already agreed to the first part.

While many of us do not have the same attachments to our characters and their relationships as we do our real life ones (not assuming... you do you), they can still be very personal and important to us, and being jumped with something as big as extra romance can be hurtful or irritating or just... like rude. Don’t do that to your partner. And if you suspect your partner has started changing the rules of the characters’ relationship without asking you, you can always just be like “Hey, are you still interested in the boundaries we set or were you looking to change them?”

A good RP partner won’t react negatively to that sort of questioning. If they do, well. Um. Hmmmm.

Kinds of Poly Relationships “I know it’s just RP and I don’t mind my partner adding a second character to their relationship, but I personally don’t want to.” You know what girl, that is totally fine. Not every poly relationship is three poly people all dating each other. Not every poly relationship is two poly people and a third poly person dating one of them, even.

There are a bunch of terms you might hear regarding these kinds of relationships, but the most common are “V”, “Hinge”, “Satellite”, and “Unicorn”. Both V and Hinge refer to a single person with two partners. The two partners probably aren’t dating one another, but are both comfortable dating the “hinge” person. Those two people may not even be poly. IRL it’s almost always important for them to get along, but in RP you can do whatever feels coolest to you. Have them stab each other, idc.

A satellite partner is one who joins a solid relationship but is not considered the “main” partner. I will say this term is a little out of date, and I only really hear it from older folks (30+) who are already used to it. I personally don’t care for it because it tends to automatically set the third person at a “lesser” position, but that may genuinely be the situation for your characters and no one’s bothered by it. A boy toy vs. a husband type thing.

And a unicorn is something I think a lot of people are already familiar with. That unique individual who pushes all the right buttons for both partners, with the three (or more) of them all happily dating in a pile, loving one another with no particular preference. This is super cute and can be incredibly soft and wonderful if you’re comfortable with characters sharing that way.

No one of these setups is wrong or lesser than the other, and again, your character does not need to be poly themselves to participate in several of them.

Managing Poly RP Relationships One of the biggest obstacles dealing with poly relationships IRL is the jealousy factor, and while that is a much more delicate thing to deal with outside of the game, the same sort of practices can still be applied.

The number one way to curb jealousy problems is literally to just spend meaningful time with your RP partner. I know, shocking. Just because the relationships we curate for our characters aren’t real, they can still impact the player behind the screen. Picking up another partner for your character probably means you’re going to be spending time playing with that other person, whether it’s alone or in a group.

When in a group, just make sure you show attention to both characters (within their comfort zones, of course). When you spend time alone with one character, make sure the other player still feels valued by making time for them too. These things don’t always have to be completely equal: Sometimes one partner will feel left out and you can spend a bit of extra time with them to compensate. Meaningful reassurance is a huge and important thing! Do it!

What’s important is that you openly communicate with any RP partner you have and they openly communicate with you. How much time do you guys like to spend RPing? How comfortable are you all with extra time spent elsewhere? What sort of scenes are you comfortable with if they involve the other partner?

I really don’t encourage people to just assume a player will be fine with something, even if they’re your RL partner or your best friend of 400 years. Just ask them what they’re cool with and do so whenever something new comes up. Y’all can navigate your boundaries safely... as long as you talk to each other.

And that’s about it from me. RPing out a poly relationship can be cool and fun, but enough people have had bad experiences with them, either that they felt bullied into it or their partner basically dropped them or whatever, so I hope this helps or reassures someone.

I will say, as a last note, that sometimes people can be real buttholes about this stuff. Either they mistreat you by being presumptuous or unfair or just shitty, or they’re a nosy weirdo on the outside with personal problems and a lot of insults in their arsenal. For the former, just make sure you communicate with them as much as possible, and if you feel uncomfortable you should never be afraid to disengage. For the latter, fuck them kids they suck.

I prob missed some stuff idk feel free to add things if you want.

[cultivatedmemes]

The Locked Tomb Starters Harrowhark the Ninth edition

❝ Please don't be in such a hurry to die. ❞

❝ I would rather have my tendons peeled from my body, one by one. ❞

❝ So what I'm hearing is... maybe. ❞

❝ I have never been murdered before, and I truly don't intend to start now. ❞

❝ The past is dead, but you and I are alive. ❞

❝ Well, I tried, and therefore no one should criticize me. ❞

❝ Did you really think I entertained any delusions that you could be mistaken, in the dark, by a dementia-ridden dog raised with no knowledge of bladed objects, for a swordsman? ❞

❝ Ask me no questions and I shall tell you no lies. ❞

❝ I will not suckle at your boot heel. ❞

❝ You're trying to start a fight with me to get out of the fight I am trying to have with you. ❞

❝ Should we hold hands, in girlish solidarity? ❞

❝ Your weapon should be stealth; if through unholy means you wake them, there will be no other weapons left. ❞

❝ I am making a joke. I josh. I kid. I do that. ❞

❝ Your job is to stand, to face our foes, and to die when you are empty, but not before. ❞

❝ You need a blade, and someone with the will to wield it. ❞

❝ I can't kiss you back. My lipstick's perfect and I refuse to smear it. ❞

❝ I never heard her say an unkind word except when it was very funny. ❞

❝ I will let you know now that the plan for my funeral is in my top drawer, and I've got it down to a minute-by-minute framework, and it's only twenty-four minutes, and it's just lovely. ❞

❝ Once you turn your back on something, you have no more right to act as though you own it. ❞

❝ You don't fear dying. You are afraid that your life has incurred a debt that your death will not pay. ❞

❝ You see death as a mistake. ❞

❝ What did you say, to make him try to kill you? ❞

❝ United we stand, divided we fall, or so the saying goes. ❞

❝ God is a dickhead. ❞

❝ I personally loathe tattletales for the purpose of insult, but it seems to be your main weapon in our conversations. ❞

❝ Soup is easy. You cut up an onion, burn it at the bottom of the pot, put in a few vegetables, and then some meat. It won't taste like anything, so put in a few teaspoons of salt, and then it'll taste like a few teaspoons of salt. ❞

❝ May all the blood of your blood suffer even a fraction of what I have suffered. ❞

❝ Raise your hands, [Name], or make me strike down an unarmed man/woman. ❞

❝ Me? I've never regretted anything, as a rule. ❞

❝ Once I tell you, whatever you do to me, don't do it below the neck. None of my other shirts are pressed. ❞

❝ Your dress is perfect. You look like a melon. ❞

❝ Let me introduce you to the special world of sisterhood-- I will reveal everything you do, contradict what you say at every turn, and hold your hair back in the morning. ❞

❝ That was disgusting, to say the least. Old people should be shot. ❞

❝ You're even stubborner than I am. I thought I'd cornered the market. ❞

❝ But the problem is that heroes always die. You can't even really pronounce someone a hero until they die heroically. ❞

❝ Let's go through all the other, less awkward questions first. How is a baby made? I can do that, easy. I mean, I don't want to, but I'm ready. I have this little book about babies, bodies, friends, and family. Are you and [Name] being safe? ❞

❝ You are a murderer, a conman/woman, a cheat, a liar, and a slitherer. ❞

❝ I am not a hero, [Name]. I never was. ❞

❝ You have paid the price. The hardest part is over. Smile to the universe, thank it for it's graciousness, and mount your throne. ❞

❝ I am sick of roses and I am horny for revenge. ❞

❝ I owe you a great debt. You have given me much in return for very little. ❞

❝ You've got two short minutes left before I punch you right in the butthole. ❞

❝ It’s a rule: chickenshits don't get beer. ❞ 

❝ I'm poor with thanks and worse with goodbyes. Therefore i won't bother with them. ❞ 

❝ Confess, and be the man I want you to be, rather than the man you apparently are. ❞ 

❝ There is no such thing as forgiveness. There’s only bloody truth, and blessed ignorance. ❞

❝ I’m being selfish. But I wanted you to know. ❞

[yikesharringrove]

amateur porn stars au, where the boys took a video and billy is narcissistic enough and steve enjoys attention enough that they post it but then it gets super huge? maybe connected to the butthole ownership? like the Instagram story gets really big?? idk I just need more of this???? you write such compelling smut!

“I keep getting all these random people commenting on my stories of you.” Billy’s Instagram had exploded a little bit.

He had a few hundred new followers, began posting more suggestive pictures of him and Steve to his full grid.

“They all say you should be a pornstar.” Billy grinned at him.

“I mean, I get it. I’m hot.” Billy laughed at Steve.

“Yeah, Baby. You are.” Steve opened his mouth, closing it again.

“What if, what if we did it?”

“Like, made a porno?” Steve shrugged. “I could be into that.”

-

They set up both their phones, both their laptops, and even Steve’s iPad to have lots of different angles.

They talked about positions, what they were gonna do.

Billy was laying on his stomach, two fingers in Steve’s ass as he ate him out.

Steve was holding onto his ankles, keeping himself spread open.

“Billy,” he wiggled his hips, whining as Billy pressed his fingers in deeper.

“What you want, Sugar?” Billy spat on his hole, pushing it inside.

“Want your cock, Bill.” Billy pulled off of him, taking his fingers out. He gave Steve a spank, catching his rim with his fingers.

Steve cried out, his body jolting.

“Who’s hole is this?”

“Your hole.” Steve’s eyes were wide, his voice tiny.

“It’s my hole.”

“It’s your hole.”

“And what does that mean?” He slapped Steve’s ass again.

“It means, means you get to do what you want.”

“That’s right, Baby. You don’t get a say in what happens to your little slut hole.” He shoved three fingers inside, made Steve choke on his moan. “So greedy. Given you my fingers and my tongue, and you still want more.”

“I’m sorry, Billy, I’m sorry. Use me, do whatever you want.”

“That’s right.” Billy curled his fingers, rubbing them into Steve’s prostate.

“Make me feel so fucking good.” Steve was still holding his legs, his knees practically in his armpits. “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome, Baby.” Billy grinned darkly at him.”Think this hole deserves my cock?”

“Yes, please.”

“Hands and knees.” Steve scrambled to flip over, presented himself for Billy, his face pressed to the mattress.

He wiggled his ass back and forth. Billy pet over his back, the backs of his thighs.

He rut in between Steve’s cheeks, spreading some of the excess lube along his cock.

Steve was whining a stream of pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease into his pillow.

Billy slowly pushed inside of him.

“God, Billy fuck.” Billy was flush against him, grinding deeper into him.

“So tight. I can tell you haven’t touched yourself.”

“No, not after last time.” Billy laughed, sliding his cock out, pushing back in.

Steve moaned loudly, pressing his hips back, chasing Billy’s cock as he slid out of him.

“Still so greedy. God, what a little slut.”

“Just feels so good.” Billy smacked his left asscheek, made Steve yelp. He picked up his pace, slamming his hips into Steve’s ass.

He got faster and faster, their skin slapping together as Billy pounded him.

“Bill, I’m gonna-” Billy pulled out, Steve writhing in his place. “Fuck, Billy! I was so close!”

“Yeah, I know. That’s why I fucking stopped.” Steve flopped down onto the mattress, laying on his stomach.

He made a noise into the pillow, kicking his legs a little, throwing a fucking tantrum.

It made Billy so fucking hot.

He plastered himself to Steve’s back, laying on top of him.

He ground his hips, his cock pressed between Steve’s cheeks again, the tip catching on the rim every few thrusts.

“You gonna throw a fit?” Billy was talking right into Steve’s ear. “What do you want, baby boy?”

Steve moaned, going lax against the bed.

“Want you to fuck me.” Billy reached down to adjust himself, lining back up.

Steve always just sucked him right in, his muscles giving way for Billy.

Billy pounded him into the mattress, sucked dark bruises to this neck, nibbling on his earlobe.

“You gonna let me breed this hole?” Billy’s breath was hot against his ear.

“I don’t have a choice.”

“Right, fucking, answer.” Billy punctuated each word with a slam of his hips. Steve cried out with each one. 

Steve went as tight as a bowstring, his head lifting off the pillow as he came into the sheets below him.

“Such a fucking whore. Cumming with nothing but my fat cock stuffed in your ass.” Steve whimpered, Billy doubling down, chasing his own orgasm. “You’re gonna take all my cum.”

Billy gave a few more thrusts, spilling inside of Steve.

Billy pressed a few kisses to his neck before rolling off, grabbing his phone.

He pulled Steve back up onto his knees, getting a shot of Steve’s puffy, abused hole. Steve let some cum drip out of him.

Billy ended the video.

“You wanna watch every angle and jerk each other off?”

“Yes.”

-

They had spent hours editing the video, cutting together shots from every angle.

“This is hot.” They had watched the finished product through, Steve’s eyes were wide. “I’m hot.”

Billy rolled his eyes.

They uploaded it to PornHub, Billy posting a link in his Instagram story with a picture of Steve making a sandwich, wearing nothing but Billy’s shirt and a fuckload of dark hickies.

-

“I can’t believe you two made a fucking porno.” Billy’s Instagram had only gotten more followers since the video. Even Steve had gotten lots of requests on his private account.

Billy shrugged at Robin. He was sitting on the hood of his car, Steve standing between his thighs, his back pressed against Billy’s chest as they passed Billy’s juul back and forth.

“It was kinda fun. Plus, like, the idea of people watching it, watching us and getting off? That’s hot.” Steve took the juul out of Billy’s fingers.

“You both are whores.” Billy grinned at Robin.

“Yep.”

[darkmulti]

Last Night Alive

Incubus!San and Jongin x female reader

⚠️Warnings: spanking, threesome, double penetration, (cold, juicy fucking), spitting, slapping, dacryphilia kink, fear kink, knife play (but it’s really claw play), blood, blowjob, death, violence, whipping, language, degradation, bondage, overstimulation

it’s an incubus smut, what do you expect? Rough fucking

No one asked, but it’s my blog🤷🏽‍♀️

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“What do you want from me now? Leave me alone San!”

She rolls her eyes and slams the door on his face.

“But- but you didn’t even allow me to tell you what I want”

“Too bad!”

She yells from the other side of the door. Her arms cross and she turns on her heels, but just as she did, San’s face was an inch away. Her eyebrows scrunched up in confusion, and she immediately stepped back.

“Where are you going angel?”

San starts walking towards her.

“San how did you get inside my house?”

She puts her hand out and tries to stop him from moving any closer but it didn’t work. He grabs her wrist and twists it, making her release a cry of pain. In anger, he pushes her against the wall and grabs her neck. The furious male effortlessly slides her body up, against the door.

“San what are you doing? Let go!”

Her fingers rapidly taps on his hand and she even tries to pry his fingers off. Unfortunately, luck wasn’t on her side. She holds her breath for as long as she could, until San slams her onto the floor. Her head hits the ground and knocks the consciousness out of her body.

San grows his nails out to sharp points. He sits on her lower stomach and cuts lightly on her neck; imitating a “Cut here” instruction. Underneath the lines he writes, “I am owned by Choi San.”

With a satisfied but sinister smile plastered across his face, he licks all the blood off her neck, then proceeds to carry her unconscious state back to hell.

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“My little brother outdid himself once again. She’s a real beauty, San.”

The man crouches down and cups the girls face, admiring her light, but complementing features. His touch tickled against her soft cheeks. She looked too good to be true.

“She’s a beauty and a brat. Make sure you fuck that attitude out of her, Jongin. If you don’t, then I will. You tend to be a little softy towards these worthless chicks.”

Jongin rolls his eyes at his little brother's comment and stands up.

“Yeah yeah whatever. Now get the fuck out of here.”

“Not so fast brother. I got you a girl, I want something in return.”

“Really? That’s so interesting San, but I don’t really give a shit. I have nothing to offer.”

He shrugs his shoulder until San speaks again.

“You will give a shit when you look at her neck.”

“What?”

Jongin quickly tilts her head up to reveal the cuts San had left earlier.

“What the fuck San?! You already marked her.”

He yells in disappointment.

“My dearest brother. Do you think I’m stupid? Of course my one and only dick of a brother wouldn’t give me back something in return. You can use her, but at the end of each day, she’ll come crawling back into my arms.”

With that, San leaves his older brother in the basement.

Jongin rubs his face, not knowing how to feel, which was ironic because he couldn’t feel anything.

Although he couldn’t have you as his, he shall continue to desire your body, mind and soul for as long as you live.

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“THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHORE!”

His arms swing back and whips her again, making her sob harder. Blood from the cuts were gracefully glided down to her thighs, as she struggled in the restraints.

“I FUCKING KNEW IT! YOU WERE FUCKING MY BROTHER THIS ENTIRE TIME, WITH THAT DISGUSTING LITTLE CUNT OF YOURS!”

“Please, I’m sorry daddy.”

“A sorry doesn’t fix anything. This is your punishment and if I see one more tear pop out of those pretty little eyes, this will definitely be your last night alive.”

Another sob leaves her pretty mouth. Her tears were uncontrollably. They just kept coming and coming.

“San! Please.”

This time his hand spanks her purple ass.

“What’s my name princess?”

San pulled the leash, making your head look up.

“Oh, I’m sorry daddy! It slipped I promise! Please believe me!”

She pleaded with guilt and tears packed in her eyes.

“Believe you? After you’ve fucked my brother, how many times?”

He spits on your face then slaps it after.

He completely ruined her.

From head to toe.

The lingerie that she was forced to wear was ripped into pieces scattered across the floor and bed. Blood was present on the bed sheets and her bruised body. Puddles of cum were all over the concrete floor.

San pushes her face into the mattress and opens the door.

“JONGIN! COME HERE NOW!”

In a blink of an eye, he was standing behind you, naked.

“I heard everything from upstairs, and I cannot be more ready for this. Did this dumb bitch really think that I loved her? She is indeed a dumb cunt.”

San shuts the door and makes his way back. He flips the clueless girl over, making her groan. Her heels kept her butt up from touching the mattress, before Jongin pulled her legs and she felt an unbearable sting on her buttcheek. She cries and cries, while the two demons get off by it.

Jongin strokes his cock, that’s standing strong and proud. He makes his way towards you and shoves it in without mercy. San hovers over your mouth and shoves his dick down your throat.

“This is what you get slut. I can smell Jongin’s cum on you, and you thought you were fucking slick. I know everything babygirl. Dumb whore is what you are. My brother told me all the nasty things you did to him.”

He pulls on her hair and shoves it deeper down her throat making her gag. San takes himself out and throws the half dead girl onto the floor. Her eyes were swollen from all the crying. She didn’t even try to get up.

San laughs at her pathetic figure.

“Already knocked out whore? We haven’t even gotten started.”

Jongin smirked at his younger brother's behaviour.

“Hmm, I guess you are rough in bed.”

The older demon walks to Y/N, picks her up and puts her back on the bed. He tied the leash onto the bed frame so she can’t leave. He also covered her mouth with a lovely tie.

“Shall we start the feast?”

The brothers give each other ‘the look’. San put her on all fours and slides underneath her. He guides her pussy onto his cock and let’s her sit down. Once the two were comfortable, Jongin slammed the cock inside her tight butthole, punching all the oxygen out of her. The fragile girl collapses on San, not being ready to take him in.

All they could do was chuckle at the helpless and hurt girl. San wraps his arms tightly around the upper half of her body and pulls her down. His hips thrusted up into her and signaled Jongin to also start.

The two demons started pounding into her, giving her no mercy. She winces and screams, but they simply ignore her and keep going faster and harder.

After a solid 3 hours of fucking, San gives her some of his blood to keep her alive. The blood dissolves on her tongues and she re-gains a little bit of strength.

“Remember darling? Remember when you slammed the door in my face? This is your punishment for it.”

His hips start moving faster than Jongins, and the brittle girl takes it all. Cum was leaking out of her mouth at this point, like a broken water pipe. She’s had multiple orgasms, yet the boys didn’t have one.

But a sudden yelp left the girl's mouth and she felt the man behind her, knead the sore ass. San kneads her tits and spits all over her face.

Her precious sweat dripped onto San’s muscular chest. She tried to get up to straighten her back, but her weak arms didn’t allow it.

“Stay with me darling. You’ve been doing so well.”

San rubs her back and continues his pace in her. She cuddles up into his neck and focuses on nothing but to breathe. Her eyes start to close on their own until Jongin pulls her up by her hair and makes you look at San.

“Apologize to him.”

“Why?”

She whimpers out.

“Why? For fucking cheating on him you whore.”

His cock went deeper inside you and you immediately apologize over and over to San.

Her desperation made both of their cocks twitch. Before she knew it, another painful orgasm rips through.

“OW OW OW OW, FUCK! STOP THRUSTING PLEASE IT HURTS!”

She begs.

The men release all their cum inside you, making her a cum bag. Her walls shiver on San’s cock, making him moan out. Her butthole was throbbing around Jongin’s fat cock. When he finally pulled out of her, cum came rushing out, dripping onto her thighs.

She trembles and cries. San pulls her down onto his chest, and Jongin lays next to him with the little one in the middle.

“Told you it was your last night alive. You’re officially dead, and stuck in hell with us.”

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Whew, this wasn’t a request, but like why not? This also wasn’t very good and my apologies for that, it was really tough to think abt the story line.

Anyways I’m gonna do another request tmrw❣️

Hope you enjoyed❣️ edited🔐

Xoxo, N❣️