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#garashir#inspired by some garashir fanfic tropes that are BELOVED by me <3#obviously this argument is just for funsies like two kittens playfighting#they would turn into goop and merge with each other like changelings if they could#Star Trek: Deep Space 9#today I offer you: little joke posts that only I find funny. tomorrow? statistically speaking probably the same thing.#a/b/o gave us the concept of ''can't pull out cause of the knot'' but I want a version of that from the pussy perspective#tired of the top always getting to decide these things. my idea is we're done when the ajan says we're done.#actually it's garashir so more likely it would simply be garak lying#''Sorry doctor you can't pull out because of Cardassian xenobiology reasons :( no I will not explain anything further about this btw#but it's DEFINITELY a medical necessity and not me being a freak I prommy <3''#Starky's Original Posts#text post photosets#hm. not seeing heaven for these tags I think.
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made a bottoms (movie)/“fight club” inspired oc :D
—leah dawn (she/her, 21, physics major) joined her university's "secret" self-defense (fight) club to impress girls and get pussy 😞
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 cas#show us your sims#*fizzysims#oc: leah dawn#bc apparently she's not getting any bitches in the physics department#and everybody thinks she's straight 😞#she can’t fight either 😞 she gets her ass tore up takes silly little selfies then guilts her friends into taking her for ice cream#not too much on my girl’s big ass forehead ✊🏽#idk when im gonna see the bottoms movie so idk the dynamics of the fight club so dont come for me for including random ass details 🫵🏽#i just wanted an excuse to make a lesbian oc that’s in a fight club but doesn’t look like she’s in a fight club#y’all think she’s getting pussy? LMAOAJSJSHSH#we need more people in this fight club :D hint hint wink wink#i already have some more ideas for different members maybe antagonists 👀 (enemies to lovers 👀)#anyway this was fun. i’m not rlly sure about the white cas bg WHEW bright as hell and not great for white clothes swatches#ik the bottoms movie is set in a high school but i’m not doing that 💀 i’m grown#blood#cw blood
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ososplatsu sillies
#osomatsu san#splatoon#my art#did i even have an art tag. idk.#long time no see matsu blog#btw its.#oso: tentatek splattershot#kara: 96 gal deco#choro: bamboozler#ichi: splatana stamper#jyushi: slosher#todo: inkbrush#i think jyushi would use luna blaster too#and totty uses brella but i didnt want to draw it#boop.txt#anyways im like pussy deep in splatoon hyperfix so follow my main if u want that 👋🏽
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Daddy?
#look at him#LOOK AT HIM#Jesus Christ I can't breathe#i want to LICK this man#him tying his hair back makes pussy go brrrrrr#his abs might be the last thing i see before dying#ethan torchio#måneskin#daddy ethan#i could be your door mat daddy#my gifs#us#san diego
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words pale to express how much I hate macron at this point
#thoughts#my grandmother was sent home with an unexamined broken bone#because she is old so not a priority and the public services are fucking drowning#then obviously she fell again and broke two more and got open wounds#then she was taken in and stored in a *corridor* for days#and the operation on her shoulder is being stalled because they have zero openings#AND THIS BITCH is out there speaking of cutting 10 billion more funding for hospitals#you are selling us to private US interests like there is no tomorrow#forbidding us from protesting for our rights and maiming and killing your own citizen when we try#gassing up the far right to try and win by comparaison EVEN THOUGH you do the EXACT same thing as them AND criminalizing the left#pussying out of saying you 100% support Israel when this is actually what's happening because you're a coward#AND prepping us for a war with russia that I'm fairly sure has nothing to do with genuine solidarity with ukraine#but far more with the european political chessboard and your own mark upon history because that's the kind of person you are#and doing your little ego parade for the olympics as though this should in any way shape of form be the priority right now???#as if it's not unbelievably dangerous given the current state of the world??#I want to eat a wall every time I see him on my screen#I am. very angry about many things at the moment. :)
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i started a new kazumaji fic if y'all wanna read it bashfully kicks my feet and bats my eyelashes
#first 2 chapters are out already :3#goromi is prominent fyi <3#rgg#yakuza#kazumaji#plot summary: kiryu realizes he has a thing for hands and gets so Fucked Up about it goro(mi) finally starts being more openly genderqueer#im serious the hand kink is a plot device. it's load-bearing. inciting incidents don't come cheap these days#kyaaaa don't look at me (<- fighting for my life)#I WANT TO DO THIS. IT'S JUST SCARY IS ALL#anyway i've been sitting on this one for months and i've finally started working on it again after getting stuck#a little too revealing of me as a person and whatever as all writing is but i wanna write!!! and i wanna write rgg stuff!!!!!!!#so it must be done. no helping it. we're going in PUSSY FIRST like majima would want us to do. BALLS OUT like saejima taught me. etc#i wanna make art for it so bad tbh but im stuck in writing brain atm#we'll see. i wanna draw some of the scenes. the slapstick. you know
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#I want complaine not only about bad takes in this fandom but also about theories that just!! so!! stupid!! but also I'm a good person that#doesn't shit on other people's fun#so I mostly suffer in silence#and block people in bunches#'you see! this theory absolutely doesn't take agency from character and doesn't minimize emotional impact!'#says person about theory that roughly summariasized as 'Crowley AGAIN knows more than Aziraphale and it's all so SAD because if only#Aziraphale knew he wouldn't make this desicion!'#I want to scream#somehow it also never about what kind of monster Crowley would be to willingly hide memories Aziraphale supposedly erised and never gave it#back in whole four years they had before season two#like. maybe not be a cowards and embrace 'I was a pussy and somehow didn't get a courage to RESTORE MY FRIEND'S MEMORY with some kind of#VITAL INFORMATION that could've IMPACT HIS LIFE OR DEAT DESICIONS#and now he's in place where he could be abused erased or killed and IT'S MY FAULT' angle hmmm?#at least it could've made it interesting#but noooo#also how the fuck them kissing in 1941 should've impact Aziraphale's desicion anyway I can't get logic behind this theories#(the angle with 'memories are not about some stupid kiss but about what Crowley saw in heavens' could've work but like first: Crowley didn'#saw anything Aziraphale won't hear from Metatron in next scene or can extrapolate using base logic#and anyway if Crowley wanted to use it as argument he like. should've start with it and not with 'blah blah you're an idiot we should run#from earth'#AT BEST I could've get behind him giving Aziraphale some kind of weapon or possibility of safe out or like. hell's fire to self destruct as#last resort. but memories? and especially Aziraphale's memories??)#anyway yes it's me being a hater. I just have no place to vent about it but I sure hope that no one that likes this theories will see it.#you do you!!! but I hate it so much!!!
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nctzens of all units please wax poetic in the tags about YOUR nct song. what's bringing you out of a month-long coma
#what's tethering u to reality at 3 am what are YOU popping your pussy to 🤨🤨#for me rn it's after midnight wayv really did something magical with that song#every time i listen to it 5 years are added to my life i'm immortal now actually#like the melody is so haunting it makes such wonderful use of ten and xiaojun's voices... the others are barely there 😌🙏#no offense to yangyang love him#nct#wayv#nct 127#nct dream#spamming tags like this makes me feel like a loser 🤕#but i guess i am an nctzen 🤡#fr tho i want to see positivity! or as close as we can get to it!
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Yabushige count your fucking days. I am so mad
#the fucking flash forward. insane#toranaga in the fucking forest... ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IS THAT FUCKING EAGLE!!!!! NO SON NO FRIENDS!!!!#ishido blaming toranaga...... you should seppuku yourself...... shameless....#so all out war now??? no toranaga invasion???? mmm.....#yabushige has lost it.... all that for nothing... oof#oshiba and her kid finishing marikoa poem..... i think i huave covid#HIS SHIP??????#toranaga did this to keep him here knowing he wont stay now that mariko is dead.... i know it#the christians???? mariko???? to keep him here too??#omg fuji.........#toranagas baby is so big ajdhaksj 'i have more sons thanks to you' hello????#OSHIBA TURNED!!! ISHIDO ITS SO OVER!!!!#NO!!! LEAVE FUJI ALONE LET HER BECOME A NUN!!! ANJIN YOU ARE ON THIN ICE#toranaga is sucha bad bitch#i feel like anjin really felt ashamed about his first intent to arrive to japan and that mixed with marikos death... he said fuck it#and then toranaga turns it around and says nah... I am using YOU!! get your pussy up!! get your ships up!!!#'que la muerte le sea leve' thats what me and my friends say when we say goodbye to go to class ajshajanaakak i love this guy#favourite secondary character#this shot is so pretty... with the tree and the sea... the framing....#SEE how toranaga burned his ship!!!! bc he wants to keep him!!! thats his foreign pet!!#he makes him laugh and distracts his enemies ajdhajdjsj.... his jester...#beef squashed with my girlfriends husband 🤝🏻 now we hold respect for each other#that was so good#i said yabushige better count his days and here we are....#i post about someone and they die. 3/3 sobfar#if i reach far enough shogun is about a daimyo and the psychosexual relationship between him and his foreign pet...#he makes me laugh... and the last scene is the anjin laughing while looking at him... okay.....#talking tag#watching shogun#also!!! toranaga wanting to be shogun!!! this man is so complex!!! i hate him!!!
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I wonder what it feels like to be Feldmann bruh. Like yeah he has all his past success, but to have produced the greatest song in history like that? Like it’s fucking nothing? I mean I wonder how it must feel to be his ass waking up in the middle of the night or something, and just remembering that he fucking knows Luke’s raw vocals and high harmonies and that’s just something he can remember
#god I see what you do for others#like excuse me feldy you don’t need your memories like I do#just give me all the ones related to Caramel and everything you know about it#and every interaction you’ve ever had with the writers pls#that’s all I want#sighhh#caramel my angel#I love that song in a way nobody understands but me#it’s truly the best song ever actually#(and he doesn’t have to bust his pussy trying to listen to the background of the acoustic part Ty Ashton for telling us but jfc)#oh to see the magic happen there#playlist#swan gifs
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why did they make gender so complicated what's up w that
#like yeah. im trans ftm Technically. but calling myself ftm doesn't feel right#cuz yeah i'm a boy & i only want ppl 2 see me as a boy & it hurts when they don't#but also. im not rly trans in an ftm way yk? that feels more like a technicality#and calling myself transgender feels the same as calling myself ftm#im less trans in the 'i was a girl now im a boy' or 'born a girl always a boy' way n more in a#'crossdressing fag with a pussy' sorta way#idk how to explain it right#im not just a guy yk?im a guy that crossdresses n im a faggot n transsexual bc of it#this sounds so edgy jesus god#it's just so frustrating 2 try n explain in any other way#istg my dad said transsexual that one time and it just Clicked that that's what i am n its not in the way everybody thinks if#ig**#delete later#sorry my gender is all tangled up#it's tangled up in the same way my words r tangled up#trying 2 say one thing n getting the point across most of the way but never how i want/intend#& god i hate using pc terms 2 describe what i am cuz what i am doesn't feel pc#it feels offensive cuz it is#but in a way that i can't describe right#idk man im just tired of sanitizing it n making it look all pretty ig
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