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leaves-of-laurelin · 11 months
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Seven Sentence Sunday
Thank you to @cha-melodius for the tag!
Me: “You just finished a multi-chapter, give yourself self a break before starting a new one.” Also me: “Ok, but what if…” lol. Anyway, this is still in its infancy but here we go:
“I don’t think that’s a very wise idea.”
“Come on, neither of us have to be on set tomorrow. Let’s go fucking live a little.”
“No,” Henry says, his voice louder than before, his tone firm and final.
Alex’s ideas of what could happen that night—a reluctant smile from Henry and then Henry slowly loosing up after a few drinks, the two of them laughing and having fun playing wingman to each other—all evaporate in an instant and Alex is left with the silence of the room, with Henry’s stiff posture and slightly horrified eyes. A stark, cold reminder that they are very much not friends. They are co-workers, professional acquaintances who act civil for everyone else’s sake; it’s how it was during the last movie and Henry clearly has no interest in any of that changing now.
No pressure tags: @inexplicablymine @rmd-writes @dumbpeachjuice @daisymae-12 @cricketnationrise and anyone else who wants to share
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honeybeeadventures · 4 years
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ALICE  IN BORDERLAND || a honeybeeadventures review
FULL DISCLOSURE: This review may be a little bit biased and that's gonna have to be okay this time because boy, do I LOVE this show.
If you're a fan of foreign tv shows and you haven't heard of Alice in Wonderland by now, then you may be living under a rock. This show, which premiered during the holiday season of the treacherous year known as 2020, is Netflix's most popular live-action adaptation to date. Yes, that's right, adaptation. That is because Alice in Borderland is based on the manga of the same name written and illustrated by Haro Aso.
This time, I will try to hold back all of my spoilers since this show is full of twists and turns and honestly, deserves a blank first impression going into it. I want to make sure that everyone who watches this show because of my review gets to experience it fully without my recapping the events haha. I will try to summarize without ruining anything, though.
Alice In Borderland is a Netflix Japan Original Adaptation of the manga that bears its namesake by Haro Aso which originally ran from April 2011 to April 2016. The show premiered on Netflix on December 10, 2020, and just 14 days later, a second season was confirmed by Netflix.
The show follows Arisu Ryohei and his friends after they witness fireworks in the middle of the day and are dropped into another world where most of the people in Shibuya are gone and the only way to survive is to risk their lives playing games that extend their visas and their right to live in that world. Every game is treacherous and usually ends with a loss of life, though some games do have finite solutions that can save players and preserve their well-being. Along the way, Arisu ( a name which is the Japanese way of pronouncing Alice, by the way ) meets a cast of characters that will seem fairly familiar to you if you've ever seen, read, or really have ever even heard of Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carrol or any of its adaptations.
I typically talk about diversity when I review shows, however, as this is a Japanese show, it's not really fair or easy to judge them on that metric because of course, everyone in the show is Japanese ( as they should be since the manga is set in Tokyo ). However, I will say that in the show, there is a character who says that everyone is free to sleep with whoever they want, no matter what gender and there is also a character that is a part of the Alphabet Mafia ( LGBTQIA+ ... I should make a glossary for this blog lol ). While only one ( confirmed ) members of the Alphabet Mafia isn't a lot, it is based on a manga, and considering the manga is written/illustrated by a Japanese man who was in his 30s at the time, I'm gonna chalk that up as the progressiveness of Haro Aso while still wanting to keep his audience.
Now, down to what you really came here for. I'll list the scores below before we get into why I gave them these scores.
Originality of Content: 8/10
Production Quality: 9/10
Resolution: 6/10
Acting/Cast Members: 10/10
Ability to Keep Interest: 10/10
Provocation: 8/10
Obviously, this show did really well by my standards, and here's the breakdown so you can see why.
Originality of Content: 8/10
If we're being honest here, Alice in Borderland definitely isn't the first manga/anime based on the premise of playing a game to survive or get somewhere in the world ( see: Kakegurui, No Game: No Life, .hack//, Gamble Fish, etc. or Rengoku Dead Role which is actually...very similar to AIB ). However, despite this, it still feels like there's some strong originality brought to this concept. Combining the Japanese love for games and a classical western story gives Alice In Borderland just what it needs to easily become a fan favorite. As someone who really favors game-based anime and manga ( because I really favor game design ), I think that the way that Alice In Borderland is a refreshing nod to the genre.
There's a couple of reasons for this but I'll boil it down to just two. The first is that it's not predictable. The issue with a lot of the game-based animes that I'm familiar with is that they are fairly predictable since most games work the same way, but with Alice In Borderland that is different. The rules to each game that is played seem so simple that they seem deceptive but they also seem complex in the way that a riddle is simple yet complex. Every answer that first comes to your mind is probably going to be wrong and you need to think about it more deeply than that. Sometimes, when the rules of the game were being explained, I found myself wanting to pause to see if I could figure out the solution of the game, too, as I watched Arisu think of it, as well.
The second reason is that Alice In Borderland keeps things fresh with its cast of characters. Rather than some characters being evil because that's 'just the way they are', Alice In Borderland really speaks to the effect of the pressure that is put on young people to succeed and how that can end up in them being more mentally lost than they were, to begin with. It also highlights struggles with gender identity, self-worth, complex family relationships, and living up to one's potential. It does this in such a way that even when a character is downright evil, such as Niragi ( IYKYK), there is almost a feeling of pity for them. This isn't because you sympathize with their actions but more so because it isn't difficult to see how the pressure of life turned them into this monster that you are now watching there. I also enjoyed the fact that there wasn't as much dramatic irony in this show as in many others. While dramatic irony is never a necessarily bad thing, it was nice to genuinely be surprised when a character did something instead of knowing that someone was plotting behind someone else's back.
Production Quality: 9/10
This is a statistic that comes with an asterisk of context and that context is that before this, I had been watching Uchu Sentai Kyuranger and if you know what the production quality of that is like then you understand how it may have influenced this show's score a bit. Even without the comparison fallacy of the two, though, AIB scores high in production quality for one reason more than any other to me. For a show with a lot of blood and death, I wasn't unwilling to believe that these people had actually died. Yes, I'm sure that no actors were harmed in the making of this series, however, if I was a little more naive, I might've doubted that a bit. After all, Live Action adaptations are definitely not known for their believability. I will give AIB the benefit of the doubt in saying that this concept wasn't that difficult to pull off since most of the injuries were similar to what you'd expect on your typical action movie set ( compared to...you know...something involving sci-fi or fantasy) but even in the scenes where people get their necks blown off by explosive collars, it looked like they were nearly decapitated...the way that you would expect if someone's neck was blown off by an explosive collar. All in all, if you want to believe it, you will. It's definitely not a hard stretch.
Resolution: 6/10
Okay, okay, so if you've read the manga or have even glanced at the r/AliceInBorderlandLive subreddit then you know this is kind of an unfair score since...well, they're not done. There's more to the story and the eight episodes that we've seen thus far are only about a third of what AIB has to offer since the manga has two sequels, one of which will be finished on Feb. 18 of this year. However, I will see that statement and raise it with "What if it hadn't been such a great success?" I'm all for ending on cliffhangers to force the network or in this case, Netflix to continue your show but since the first season of AIB covers so much of the storyline, it almost feels wrong to end it short the way that it did. I did like how they had the big reveal of the villain at the end and the way they showed what was coming next but it did feel a little anti-climactic when I realized I was on the last episode since it seemed more like a mid-season break type end instead of a season finale. Since there is a sequel to AIB, I wasn't feeling too discouraged but it's definitely something to think about when watching. If you don't plan on reading the manga, you might be left content starving and questioning until sometime near the end of 2021.
Acting/Cast Members: 10/10
If I was just scoring this show on acting, then it would've gotten an all-kill because each and every single actor in this show from the side characters like Nijiro Murakami and Dori Sakurada to Kento Yamazaki who plays Arisu himself is beyond talented and amazing. It is important to remember that all of the characters in this show had a life before they were transported to the Borderland and in this twisted world, something about the changes that make them different than before so in a way, these actors are responsible for not only playing the characters but also the characters past selves before this growth period in which they change into something either completely opposite or completely different than who they were before.
Somehow, this cast manages to take characters that are already so established ( in the manga ) and become them to the point that looking at them within the role and looking at them outside of the role, it almost seems as if they are really two completely different people. As I said before, some of the characters in Alice In Borderland have a correlation to characters from Alice in Wonderland and have their own unique backgrounds on top of that. This gives to the depth of the characters and makes them dynamic but on top of that, it makes them complex, and yet, these actors seem to have the act of embodying these characters down so well that it astonishes me to see them in other roles and know that it's the same person.
I'll be breaking down my three favorite performances to give you a bit of insight on the reason why this show's cast is well-worth looking into.
Dori Sakurada as Niragi Suguru
So let's be honest here, as much as we all like to pretend that we're immune to someone being attractive just because they also prove to be an awful person, but if we're being honest with ourselves, we're not and I am most certainly no exception to that rule. Dori Sakurada is a handsome man whose good looks are only matched in quality by his amazing acting skills. If you're familiar with his work then you know exactly what I'm talking about and if you're not, then I'd recommend watching 3B no Koibito ( Available with English subs on Youtube ) or Scum's Wish ( Available on Rakuten Viki )  to get an idea of how varied this man's acting skills are. In AIB, he plays a character that is somewhat villainous and can almost be classified as your stereotypical movie sociopath. Yet, still, there's something intriguing beyond just his good looks. Dori Sakurada's performance breaths new air into the lungs of the character of Niragi by not only becoming the villain but also, by picking up the mannerisms and master gestures associated with the character that make him such a memorable part of the story. I haven't seen Dori's full Filmography but the character I have seen outside of AIB are a complete left turn from this character which makes me think that the casting director at Netflix Japan needs a raise for having chosen someone who looks so sweet to be such a villain.  
Nijiro Murakami as Chishiya Shuntaro
When it comes to characters that become scene-stealers, Chishiya Shuntaro is definitely one of them. This character is so powerful that I, even, named my cat after him. That is a fact of which I am not ashamed. From the second episode of the show, when we are first introduced to him, he becomes an integral part of the framework of the game he is involved in and it is obvious that we will see him again. That being said, there is no way to word Murakami's performance besides 'integral' as my friend put it, "I literally could not imagine anyone else playing this character." As Chishiya, Murakami takes on such a life and ease in the character that it's almost difficult to believe that the sly facial expressions paired with his nonchalant air are not in his nature and are, in fact, something that he donned for the role. I look forward to seeing not only more of Murakami as this character but exploring more of his filmography in general.
Aya Asahina as Hikari Kuina
Kuina as a character is someone that the protagonist does not meet until a few episodes into the show but when it comes to backstories and characters with rich personalities, she shines compared to a lot of other characters I have seen like her. I won't spoil her backstory for you since she's definitely someone who represents something that's a little bit rarer in stories from more reserved cultures but she definitely deserved a mention in this category due to her amazing acting skills and her flawless stunt scenes.
Ability to Keep Interest: 10/10 || Provocation: 8/10
While the rest of my stats got their own individual evaluation, these are going to be combined and the reason for this is because they have the same reasons for their scores. As I mentioned before, Alice In Borderland takes a new spin on the 'play games to live' genre that is so common amongst anime and manga and for that reason, it was able to keep my interest so much so I finished watching it over the course of two days. It was also a deeply thought-provoking situation because the nature of the games and the backgrounds of the characters forced me to think up my own games and my own ideas of where the characters whose backstories are not explained could've come from. That being said, a lot of the thoughts that the show provoked did end up becoming depressing, especially after reading the manga because I discovered that some games could not have had a better outcome due to their simple rules and that made me very sad because even if I am not attached to or fond of a character, I still do not enjoy their downfall.
Overall: 8.5 = DING! DING! DING! WE HAVE A KEEPER!
Overall, I enjoyed Alice In Borderland enough to have rewatched it one and a half times since I first watched it a few weeks ago. As someone who rarely goes back to shows that involve plot twists and suspense because I already know what's going to happen, that really says a lot for not just the storyline but also the acting and amazing intricacies that are in the show. I still feel like each time I watch it, I glean some new detail or fact that I hadn't thought of before and I come to understand the games a bit more with each passing scene or episode. I also feel that the more I rewatch the show, the more I sympathize with even the villains and come to value and understand their motivations and roles. 8.5 out of 10. I WOULD RECCOMMEND.
Thanks for reading!!
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amplesalty · 3 years
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Halloween 2021 - Day 5 - The Invisible Ray (1936)
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Doesn’t that just sound like a bad magician? “Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...The Invisible Ray!”
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Ah, this takes me back. Back in year 0 of this horror marathon business, before this blog was a thing, it was kinda heavily skewed towards the ‘classic’ period; Dracula, Frankenstein, The Mummy..all that Universal 1930’s type stuff. Amongst that first run were a pair of films starring both KARLOFF and Bela Lugosi;  The Black Cat and The Raven. I remember them both being quite good, both having this sort of rivalry between their two characters. The Black Cat moreso with a young couple caught in the middle of a heated feud between KARLOFF and Lugosi’s characters. Whereas The Raven has KARLOFF as more of a de-facto good guy as he plays a reluctant henchman to Lugosi’s character. Not that that level of power translated off screen, with Lugosi’s star beginning to fade but I remember reading something about KARLOFF insisting on some parity in pay between the two in one of their movies when the studio tried to lowball Lugosi so good on you, KARLOFF.
Neither have much to do with the Edgar Allan Poe stories they take their names from, outside of Lugosi’s character in The Raven having an obsession with Poe and adapting various means of torture from Poe stories. There have been plenty of Poe adaptations throughout the years but the other big uptick in them was in the 1960’s with a series of films directed by Roger Corman, often starring Vincent Price but with other big names sprinkled in like KARLOFF, Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney Jr. Plus a relatively early Jack Nicholson appearance in The Raven, which was shot at the same time as The Terror. That bloody bird!
So, yeah, it’s good to see one of these KARLOFF/Lugosi films again. Apparently there are eight films that featured both of them so I’ll be halfway there now on them. This also has Carl Laemmle Jr’s name attached, albeit in a minor way as he’s listed as ‘presenting’ the movie. I’m not sure if that ever means anything. It’s like when Tarantino ‘presents’ something, did he have any actual input on the film or was he just shining a light on something he personally liked because he has so much power and influence?
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The movie’s foreword is an early indicator of the more science-fiction leaning nature of the movie which catches you off guard a little with the people involved and the timeframe we’re working in. Feels like the 50’s was more when the whole sci-fi thing took off. Also, since when was science a verb?
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Certainly has the feel of that classic ‘old, dark house’ horror thing early on as we start with the Rukh household awaiting the arrival of some of Dr Janos Rukh’s (KARLOFF) peers who are to bear witness to his new discovery.
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KARLOFF has clearly been eating his crusts to get curls like that, normally he’s a slicked back kind of guy. And it’s kinda weird seeing both of them with facial hair. Oddly though this is one of the rare times that Lugosi plays a good guy, this is a clear violation of the parallel universe protocol:
Normal universe – clean shaven – good guy Parallel universe – goatee – evil
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This early version of Dr. Doom is a bit naff. Are you making a great scientific discovery here or doing a spot of welding?
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Apparently Dr Rukh’s invention is a telescope that is able to see into the deepest reaches of space, but can also pick up on vibrations left by the events that have taken place and he can then project that as a moving image that shows an asteroid crashing to Earth millions of years ago that can help him pinpoint the crash site and allow him to discover new elements inside the asteroid...wait, what?! Is this like that time on CSI when they solved a murder by getting sound out of something someone made in pottery class because the grooves could be played like a vinyl?
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We then pivot sharply into the great plains of Africa where our team have set off in search of what will become known as ‘Radium X’. Oh yes, I think that’s on the periodic table next to Hardtoobtainium. And I’m specifically trying to avoid animal cruelty by not watching Cannibal Holocaust, don’t come around here with your dead leopards and talk of how many rhinos you’ve shot. I must say I’m a little wary of this sudden introduction of all these natives carrying spears and wearing bone necklaces, I just don’t feel like I can trust a movie made in the 1930’s to be sensitive on it’s portrayal of other cultures.
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Thought it does present us with the best actor in this picture, look at those bug eyes! He’s like Africa’s answer to Marty Feldman.
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And that’s just his reaction to a piece of scanning equipment going off, him and his mates are definitely going to be worried when this white devil makes a demonstration of his new found Radium X and it’s ability to melt pure stone. Looks like a portajohn backing up...
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He then promptly turns his cosmic ray gun on all the locals when they tell him they want to go home. Sure, you can leave, you’re not going to get very far though. Dude, there’s like 12 of you and he’s given some of you rifles. Just jump him when he’s asleep.
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Dr. Rukh finds that evening that he’s suddenly turned an interesting shade of neon yellow and can be seen by anyone in a three mile radius so either this Radium X is highly poisonous or Rukh has been running in opposition to Vladimir Putin. This poisoning leaves him so irradiated that merely touching another living thing is enough to kill it. Dr. Benet (Lugosi) is able to make a serum for him but can never truly cure him, he must regularly take this serum or otherwise he will revert to this killing machine type state.
But, in his eagerness to not spread this poison to his wife, and his general upholding of the man code to never air ones medical problems, he generally acts a bit surly and tells her to piss off which see views as him not loving her anymore so he promptly shacks up with the young explorer type who came with them to Africa. Worse yet, Benet and crew have taken a sample of Radium X to show at a scientific conference in Paris. Between losing his missus and thinking that other people are taking all the credit for his work, Rukh is just slightly annoyed.
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It’s not all bad though, he is able to use this new element to cure his mother’s blindness. I like how his first reaction upon learning that Radium X has irrecoverably changed his life, leaving him one missed injection away from imminent death, is to shoot it directly into his mother’s face.
“Patients won’t like being shot in the face.” “They’ll like what I tell them to like.”
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Whilst sulking outside of the church that his ex is getting re-married in, he spots a series of statues of saintly figures and imagines them representing each of the 6 people on the African expedition, vowing to destroy each of them until only he is left. Marvelous invention this Radium X, it can melt statues and cure blindness. Do you have to put special filters on that ray gun of yours depending on the situation? That’s a malpractice suit waiting to happen if you mix those up.
Dr. Benet is a little suspicious when one of their party dies suddenly for no explainable reason so takes a few ultraviolet photos of the victims eyes in order to study. And wouldn’t you know what he finds?
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Bullshit! Nevermind the ultraviolet camera, this is more like the dues ex machine camera. I know this is science fiction and all but what is this, 1936 or 2036? Or maybe they’re just able to make the most detailed contact lenses known to man.
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Eventually, when Rukh finds himself unable bring himself to kill his former love, he is confronted by his mother who smashes the serum and condemns him to death as, going unchecked, the Radium X within him will destroy his body. Sensing the end coming, Dr. Rukh dives out of the nearest window and promptly erupts bursts into flames, now left as little but a pile of ash on a damp Paris street. It’s a shame really, dozens of people spontaneously combust every year, it’s just not widely reported.”
This one was okay, definitely a different vibe compared to other Universal stuff at the time with all the science fiction and Africa based stuff but it does still travel down that ‘descent into madness’ thing that they often fall back on and it’s always fun to see KARLOFF and Lugosi, especially when they’re together. But, if we’re strictly talking about the KARLOFF/Lugosi pairing, I’m definitely leaning towards one of their other outings like Black Cat, Raven or Son of Frankenstein. There’s just something not right about Lugosi playing some normal, if he’s not being unhinged then you’re not really getting what you came here for.
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the-cookie-of-doom · 4 years
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Good morning! Whats your favorite show/movie? Who are your favorite characters? Why do you like them so much? Also!! Did you have a good sleep?
Okay so I was a film major for a while, and I have opinions. 
Penny Dreadful 
I love this show. Like, so much. I adore it. I can not get enough of that show. Just all of the imagery, and the fantastic writing and acting. The episode intro alone is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen. Eva Green is a goddess and I love everything she’s been in. The take on classic horror stories is So Good, and it actually became the inspiration for my Gay Frankenstein story! (Started as a stitch AU, and then went completely OC after I had Ideas) but the show itself is so intimate? I think it’s largely that the period they’re in, everything was so repressed and restricted. So when the characters break out of those moments, it’s more meaningful. And the love-hate relationship between Ms. Ives and Malcolm in season one? Exquisite.  I could literally write essay’s about this show, but I’ll restrain myself and just say: it’s the best ensemble show I’ve ever seen. The characters come together, but they also each have their own distinct lives that sometimes intersect, but in s2 especially, are quite separate. They are constant with one another like ensemble shows usually portray. Also gothic horror and romance? My absolute favorite. 
Anything by Guillermo del Toro
This man Owns My Entire Soul. I’m not even joking, everything he writes and directs is perfection. Crimson Peak is probably my favorite (I have a stitch AU for this too ;) ) because again, Gothic horror and romance. I’m a slut for that shit. Also Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain? Delightful casting. I think it’s obvious by now that I love tragic relationships, so their dynamic is *chef’s kiss* amazing. they’re so damaged. And this quote right here is one of the BEST things I’ve ever read: 
“But the horror... The horror was for love. The things we do for love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret. This love burns you and maims you and twists you inside out. It is a monstrous love and it makes monsters of us all.”
Engrave that on my headstone, please?? I’ve got a sort-of Dorian Gray AU (it’s delightful) that’s basically built on this entire premise. Mitch makes the mistake of falling in love with Stiles, and does many terrible things because of it. Mostly to himself, at least. 
I think my love of Crimson Peak is very closely tied with The Shape of Water. another beautiful movie, I could wax poetic about this forever. it was beautifully written, and such an artistic movie. I love the way it was filmed, and the set design, and all of the subtle imagery. Such as Elisa’s apartment being cast in cooler tones, it always felt very damp and had evidence of water damage, compared to Giles’, a mirror image of her own, in more warm tones. This is another one I could (and have) write essays about. There is so much packed into this movie, from the themes on toxic masculinity and entitlement, to the conversation on queerness and race and disability, and how all the various relationships are portrayed. Like. there is so much to pick apart in this movie. 
Aside from that, ofc Hell Boy deserves an honorable mention because i grew up on those movies. I’m pretty sure the Golden Army especially is responsible for who I am today, given all the lore on the fae in that universe. Wow, that explains so much about me... Also one of my first WoW characters was an elf named Nuala xD I still have her, too, and it’s been like 12 years lol
Near-Future Sci-Fi
Sci-fi is one of my favorite genres, I am a huge nerd for theoretical and astrophysics. But my favorite kind of sci-fi is the stuff that still takes place on Earth, rather than epic battles in space. Ex Machina and Annihilation are at the top of that list. Alex Garland is another writer/director that I love. He has the same kind of approach as del Toro, where he puts a lot of fine details into his work. And I love that it’s very cerebral; there are so many layers to Ex Machina. My English 101 prof actually refused to analyze it in class when I suggested it to him, because he didn’t think my class could. Basically handle? Dissecting that movie? Because a lot of it comes across as very surface level, but in some cases when you look deeper, it’s actually suggesting the opposite of what you might think at first glance. (And he was right, my fellow students were awful. I miss that class though, it was one of my favorites T_T Mr. Ryder was an awesome dude and super chill.) 
Morgan is another good example. As you can see, I fucking love androids lol. Which brings me to another of my all time favorite movies: Cloud Atlas. I could literally watch this movie endlessly, I love it so much. The acting, the writing, the filming, all of it is top notch. And one thing they did in the movie that didn’t come across in the book, was reusing the same actors through the different eras in the book. That was just so neat, because it really encapsulates how connected these souls are, as we follow the threads of their story throughout time. If you haven’t seen the movie, I can’t recommend it enough.  
Another one I always think of alongside Cloud Atlas, even though they aren’t related at all, is Predestination. It’s a great movie that explores the idea of fate and free will in a really clever way, utilizes time travel in a very organized way that I think was neat (think Umbrella Academy. They even use briefcases! As you can see, I love sci-fi bureaucracy, it’s fun. In fact The Bureau is another movie I enjoyed) and the main character is actually, explicitly trans, which was cool. You basically get to see the entire story of their life, and I don’t want to spoil anything, but it’s just. So good. Mindfuckery galore. 
Shoot, and I almost forgot! Arrival! That is one of the best movies, and another one I could watch nonstop. It focuses on mathematics and linguistics and I swear to god, I almost altered my entire college course because of this movie. Amy Addams is brilliant, Jeremy Renner is so soft and nerdy, and again, it has an amazing take on time travel. I am very particular about how time is handled in Sci-fi, and this portrayal was one of my favorite. (Most of my physics studies have been dedicated to the theory of time, so like. Strong Opinions.) 
Fantasy
Stardust! It wasn’t until Good Omens can out that I realized Neil Gaiman is responsible for most of the stories I loved as a kid lol, and I had no idea he wrote stardust! But that is such a beautiful movie (I have a Stardust AU lol) and it’s definitely one of my comfort movies. Captain Shakespeare is one of the best characters ever, bless Robert de Niro. I would die for him. Fun fact, i had no idea Ipswitch was a real place until like. 2019. I 100% thought it was made up for the movie 😂
Alongside Stardust, I’ve always loved The Golden Compass. It’s fantasy, but also with that old-timey steampunk science feel, which is so fun and surprisingly difficult to find! 
Mortal Engines also has the same kind of feel, and it was such an epic movie in every sense of the word. I’m a little sad that after all the work that went into it, it didn’t get a dedicated following or fan base, because I feel there’s so much potential in it. But at the same time, fandom tends to gather around media that has plenty of flaws for us to repair with gold, and there wasn’t much room for that in Mortal Engines. 
I’m going to put Jupiter Ascending here even though it technically fits with the sci-fi, because that section is long as fuck and also this movie has such a fantastic feel. Mila Kunis? beautiful. The CGI? beautiful. Eddy Redmayne? One of the best villain portrayals i’ve ever seen. The whole oedipal vibe he had was immaculate, as was their portrayal of reincarnation, and just. The world building. GOD. I get so weak for through world building. Also the fkn intergalactic bureaucracy when they’re basically at the space DMV? One of my all time favorite scenes in movie history. 
Horror
I have very little room in my life for horror. As I said, I have strong movie opinions, especially when it comes to horror movies. I don’t like how most of them rely on cheap jump scares and overused gore and gratuitous rape scenes, instead of, y'know, actual good writing. 
Which is EXACTLY why I adore It: Chapter 1 & 2. It has none of those things, but still manages to be so terrifying. They are my favorite horror movies, and I’m saying this as someone who has genuine childhood trauma bc of the novel. Like. I couldn’t shower/take baths alone until I was almost 10 T_T When I was 6-7 and saw kids play by storm drains, I would run over screaming about how Pennywise was going to get them. Like, I had issues man. I was terrified to see the first one, and wouldn’t go until I could go with my best friend after she had already seen it, so she could warn me when something scary was about to happen 😂
And, one of my favorite aspects of the movie, and the thing that gave me Mad Respect for Any Muschietti? The way he filmed Bev and her father. They have a character who is literally being molested, but they never once have to show it. And yet their interactions are still so viscerally upsetting to watch. Sexploitation puts me off of most horror, and the fact that Muschietti doesn’t use it here, even when it would be actually somewhat justified? *chef’s kiss*. I love him. 
I love horror as a concept, I’m just really picky about it because I expect the writing to be good. I don’t like short cuts. But in a lot of cases, even if I don’t enjoy the movie itself, I love to watch analysis videos on youtube! I love to see the philosophy and symbolism in different horror movies, even if i don’t like to watch the movies themselves. It’s a fun hobby. 
Misc. 
Then in general, some other stuff I love in no particular order:
The Internship (Bless Dylan, Stuart is such a bitch and I love him) 
American Assassin (ofc. The writing itself is eh, but Mitch is my man) 
Dylan’s episode of Weird City. (I actually have a lot of feelings about this one. Jordan Peele is another amazing writer/director, I really need to catch up on his works.) 
Dorian Gray (*chef’s kiss*)
Rogue One (Makes me cry every time) 
WARCRAFT (Obviously this is a fav. It made me so happy, words cannot express.) 
Coraline and most other stop motion animation. I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for that. 
Literally anything associated with Tim Burton. Fun fact, when I was 12 and in middle school, I planned to decorate my future house inspired by tim burton. Like, i had Plans. 
Most adaptations of Alice in Wonderland!
So! this got long as fuck! But you said you like that kind of thing lol 😂 I had kinda Eh sleep since I was up so late lmao, and I kept waking up (as usual, rip). And I’m so mad I go up for nothing! The dude I was supposed to show my listing to never showed, and is refusing to answer my calls >_> It’s been 2 hours now, and I still haven’t heard from him. But whatever, I already have a full price cash offer on the house so who cares. And that means I can play WoW all day, now! 
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Best Romantic Movies on Hulu Right Now
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Romance gets a bad rap at the movies. Until you behold the best romantic movies on Hulu.
Yes, Hulu is on the case with an expansive collection of romantic movies for you to connect with your softer side… or the side of you that screams in an eternal tormented shriek, desperately trying to find a mate whose shrieks match your tone in this expansive disappointing nothingness of existence. Love is hard. Anywho, here are the best romantic movies on Hulu right now.
Sense and Sensibility
This Jane Austen character really seems to have a handle on romance. The 1995 film Sense and Sensibility is adapted from the Austen novel of the same name and has a great deal of talent both in front of and behind the camera. Oscar winner Ang Lee directs while Emma Thompson (yes, that Emma Thompson) wrote the script.
Thompson stars alongside Kate Winslet, Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant. The movie, like the book concerns the Dashwood sisters and their sudden descent into non-stupendous wealth. Of course then the romance begins (not between the sisters, weirdos. Alan Rickman and Hugh Grant are in this thing too, remember?)
AWOL
AWOL is how indie romances should be – small, authentic, affecting. Joey (Lola Kirke) and Rayna (Breeda Wool) are two young women from a nowheresville Pennsylvania town. They meetcute at a local carnival and quickly fall for each other but circumstances threaten to crush their romance before it can even begin.
AWOL understands first and foremost that while love is easy, relationships (and arguably everything else in the world is hard). Sometimes what you want and what your environment is able to allow you to have are two very different things.
Margarita with a Straw
2014’s Margarita with a Straw is both a coming-of-age and romance film the likes of which you’ve probably never seen. This Indian film comes from director Shonali Bose and stars Kalki Koechlin as Laila, an Indian teenager with cerebral palsy, trying to achieve some independence in her life.
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That opportunity comes for Laila when she is accepted to New York Universtiy and moves to Greenwich Village. There she meets and falls in love with blind Pakistani activist. Miles from home, Laila must deal with her changing, burgeoning sexuality and live in a world not built for her. But it’s cool: she can always take her margarita with a straw. 
Hello, My Name is Doris
Between TBS’s (now HBO Max’s) Search Party and Hello, My Name is Doris, director Michael Showalter had a stellar 2016. Hello, My Name is Doris is a wonderfully sweet, equally tragic and completely hilarious romantic comedy. 
Sally Field stars as the titular Doris, a lively woman in her ’60s who after the death of her mother becomes infatuated with a younger man. With the help of cliched self-help materials she does whatever she can to get his attention. Hello, My Name is Doris is an empathetic romantic comedy that will change how you view age.
Cashback
Cashback wins a very important award on this list: most intriguing, provocative poster. But it’s more than just a pretty poster. Cashback is a British romantic comedy about the most mundane of topics: working at a grocery store.
For anyone who as ever been young and had an interest in the opposite sex (or any sex for that matter), however, they know that one’s place of employment is often an absolute fountain of sex and chemistry. If that simple exposition isn’t enough, Cashback comes along with a sci-fi twist and more importantly: Oliver Wood from the Harry Potter series. 
Let the Right One In
Let the Right One In may seem like another odd choice for a romantic movie on Hulu but it’s romantic and sweet in a way that few other movies are. Sure, the players involved are a little boy and a little girl vampire (though the fact that she’s a vampire may very well mean she’s centuries old, just try not to think about it).
It’s a spooky yet undeniably sweet movie that presents the female side of a romantic entanglement as the ultimate protector.
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50 First Dates
50 First Dates has a somewhat disappointing Rotten Tomatoes score. Ignore that. It’s probably partially due to many critics’ distaste for at least one of the actors in the above screengrab. Not that they can be blamed. The presence of Adam Sandler or Rob Schneider in any comedy can be a rough sign. In 50 First Dates‘, however, it’s not an issue at all.
50 First Dates is a legitimately funny and romantic romantic comedy. Drew Barrymore stars as Lucy Whitmore, a woman with short-term memory loss. Due to a car accident, every day she wakes up believing it is October 13, 2002. Sandler’s character Henry Roth meets her in Hawaii and the two must overcome this bizarre condition to establish a lasting relationship.
Date Night
What do you get when you take the male lead of a popular NBC sitcom and pair him with the female lead (and mastermind behind) another popular NBC sitcom? A pretty decent rom-com as it turns out! Date Night stars Steve Carell (The Office) and Tina Fey (30 Rock) as a disaffected married couple trying to spice up their love life with a romantic night out on the town. But when a reservation steal turns into a case of mistaken identity, the pair’s night gets quite dangerous.
Date Night‘s action-heavy concept isn’t anything new to the romantic comedy genre but the presence of Carell and Fey (along with Mark Wahlberg, Taraji P. Henson, James Franco, Kirsten Wiig, Mark Ruffalo, and a whole host of other impressive talent) is enough to make this a pleasant viewing experience.
The Princess Bride
So you want to watch one of the most purely lovely and entertaining romance movies of all time? Well Hulu is here to say “as you wish.” The Princess Bride is a 1987 fantasy adventure film based on a book by prolific screenwriter William Goldman. The inspiration to the story infamously came from Goldman’s two daughters requesting conflicting stories about “princesses” and “brides.” So the writer decided to do two for the price of one.
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In this adaptation, Cary Elwes stars as Westley, a young farmhand who loves Princess Buttercup (Robin Wright). But when Westley is shipwrecked and left for dead and Buttercup is betrothed to Prince Humperdinck, the hero must embark on a sprawling adventure to rescue her. And of course this is a framed bedtime story being told to Fred Savage in bed…as all movies should be.
The Boy Downstairs
So much of what goes into a good romantic relationship is timing. Sometimes the chemistry is there but the timing is not. 2017’s The Boy Downstairs delves into this phenomenon from a millennial perspective.
Aspiring Brooklyn writer Diana (Zosia Mamet) and aspiring musician (millennials are always aspiring, you see) Ben (Matthew Shear) are in a happy, successful relationship. But Diana is forced to break things off after she moves to London. When Diana returns, she finds a new apartment through her friend and guess who just happens to be the boy downstairs? That’s right: Ben…and with a new girlfriend, no less. What follows is a funny, yet mature examination of what it takes to get the right one back.
Happiest Season
The setup for Hulu’s 2020 Internet-breaking comedy Happiest Season is very romantic…to a point. Abby (Kristen Stewart) and Harper (Mackenzie Davis) are in love. Yay! Not only that, but they’re going to Harper’s parents’ house for Christmas where Abby might propose. Woo! Also Harper has not told her parents she’s a lesbian and in a committed relationship with a woman. Oh. Oh no. Poor Abby!
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Questionable setup aside, this an excellent, personal effort from actress turned writer-director Clea DuVall. It’s an attention-grabber and conversation-starter to be sure. It also certainly doesn’t hurt that much of the cast is mind-meltingly hot. Stewart, Davis, Alison Brie, and Aubrey Plaza are like a who’s who of TV and movie crushes. Hell even Victor Garber and Mary Steenburgen can absolutely get it. All in all, the charismatic cast and accessible concept makes for a surprisingly wholesome romance movie.
Plus One
Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something really charming about erstwhile TV stars playing the lead opposite each other in a romantic movie. Such is the case with 2019’s Plus One, which stars Maya Erskine (of Pen15) and Jack Quaid (of The Boys).
Erskine and Quaid star as long-time friends Alice and Ben enduring the portion of their twenties where every friend seems to be getting married at once. Thankfully Alice and Ben have a longstanding agreement to always be each other’s “plus one” at every wedding. But such an arrangement couldn’t possibly lead to them discovering they have romantic feelings for each other, right? Right???
Palm Springs
“Time loop” movies frequently try to distinguish themself from Groundhog Day, the progenitor and most famous example of the form, by changing up the genre. Edge of Tomorrow is an action movie and Happy Death Day is a horror movie, for instance. What’s so impressive about Palm Springs is that it leans in to the romantic and comedic stylings of Groundhog Day and in many ways bests them.
In this movie, Andy Samberg styles as Nyles, a young man living through the hell of experiencing the same day (a wedding in Palm Springs) on a loop. In one particular loop, Nyles accidentally brings in the bride’s sister Sarah (Christin Milioti) and the two must confront the reality of living the same day over and over again forever together. You know…just like any couple.
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Love and Basketball
And now we come to a movie whose title is the two greatest things in the world! Love and Basketball is about…well, what you’d think. Quincy McCall (Omar Epps) and Monica Wright (Sanaa Lathan) are two next-door neighbors in Los Angeles, California, who are both singularly focused on pursuing their respective basketball careers.
Love and Basketball is a film all about passions – both creative and romantic. The movie also does a surprisingly thorough job of marking all the important beats of a relationship from childhood through the adult years. There’s a reason Love and Basketball has become a modest cult classic – it’s a fine execution of both the romantic and sports movie genres.
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Driving Miss Daisy
Star Wars’s Daisy Ridley and Adam Driver dish on the epic franchise and beyond in V Magazine.
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"I had no sense of what I was getting into. No sense of what was really going to happen," confesses Daisy Ridley of her first-ever role as Rey in 2015's Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Currently, Ridley is on location in a remote forest a few hours outside of Montreal for Chaos Walking, a 2019 sci-fi release costarring Tom Holland. But it's this December's Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the follow-up to The Force Awakens, that is shining a blinding light-saber-tinged spotlight on Ridley. The Force Awakens was the first movie since 1997's Titanic to sell more than 100 million tickets in the U.S. 
It isn't typical for a young actress's breakthrough film to have the biggest domestic opening weekend in history, raking in $238 million, but Ridley isn’t all that typical herself. As the face of the nearly $10 billion franchise, Ridley has ushered in a new era of Star Wars. Following Carrie Fisher’s untimely passing last year, Ridley’s character, a fiercely independent heroine, serves as a particularly strong female voice in a galaxy far, far away. However, a far- flung galaxy isn’t Ridley’s only on-screen locale this season. 
In November, Ridley appears opposite Johnny Depp and an all-star cast in Kenneth Branagh’s Murder on the Orient Express. The suspenseful tale follows 13 passengers, played by the likes of Penélope Cruz, Judi Dench, and Willem Dafoe, stranded on an opulent passenger train with a murderer on the loose. Aside from blockbuster films, Ridley also produced and narrated the documentary The Eagle Huntress, which follows a teenage girl in the mountains of Mongolia as she becomes the first female eagle huntress in the sport’s 2,000-year history. 
Ahead of The Last Jedi’s release, Ridley catches up with her Star Wars costar (and “bestie”), Adam Driver. 
Daisy Ridley Hey Adam, it’s been so long.
Adam Driver Hey Daisy, how are you? When is the last time that I saw you?
DR Well, I don’t know because you don’t come to all the fun things that I go to. [laughs] Last July? It’s been like a year!
AD Oh, yeah, I guess. I’m much taller now.
DR How has your life changed? [laughs]
AD Oh, just in little ways. So, where are you now?
DR I’m in Canada, two hours outside of Montreal in these creepy woods. We feel like we’re going to be killed at any moment in this cabin. We’re shooting a film, Chaos Walking, with Doug Liman, Tom Holland, and Demián Bichir. It’s fucking cool.
AD Did you guys have time to meet each other before? Or did you just kind of jump right in?
DR I had met Tom Holland twice very briefly—for, like, 30 seconds—and I had met Doug Liman once and we spoke a bit, but it was very much feet first, it was super quick.
AD So, is it hard for you to meet people and just kind of go? Or do you prefer it?
DR [laughs] I mean, as we discovered, Adam, we became besties last year, but we had met some years before. It really takes me a while to relax with people. I don’t think I’m very good at meeting people: I feel awfully uncomfortable. So, I find meeting people very stressful. But it gets easier, and I think I’m getting better at being okay with that, you know?
AD Yeah, you always seemed very open, but I feel the same as you. When I meet people, I don’t know how to small talk very well, so it’s always like two back-and-forths of like, “Hey, how are you? How’s the weather?” And then five seconds later, I’m like, “So, what’s your relationship like with your mother?” It always goes really deep really quickly.
DR [laughs] I think you’re really good at it.
AD Oh, thank you. So, this is about Star Wars: If Rey was a color…I’m kidding.
DR No, oh my God. [laughs]
AD What were your initial conversations with J.J. [Abrams] about your character? Did you know the character’s name was Rey?
DR No, no, he told me it was meant to be Kira. And then, when we were already shooting in Abu Dhabi, he told me that he was thinking of going with Rey, which I thought was frickin’ awesome. But because I had to audition so much and everything, I never really had a conversation with J.J. about it until I had read the script. So, I had no sense of what I was getting into. No sense of what was really going to happen or what anything would entail. I hadn’t done a film before, so it was a whole new thing. It’s such a crazy thing the first time around: Even if [J.J. and I] had had a conversation about it, nothing would’ve even made sense at that point anyway. It was unfolding as we went along.
AD Right. When you were initially auditioning, you were just kind of [going with] first impulses, which really seemed to turn out to be right.
DR Yeah. I mean, of course things were said in the moment, but it wasn’t like a deep [conversation] about the character’s journey, or what was going to happen [in the film], or who the relationships were with. When I was auditioning, the sides weren’t even real—the characters on each side weren’t real—so I had no idea. And then obviously, with Rian [Johnson] doing the [Star Wars: The Last Jedi], it becomes a changing story, because different people have different opinions as to what the story is and what the trajectory is.
AD I always admire people who are extremely thoughtful about what they’re doing, aren’t precious with anything, and are able to set it down, walk away, and do other things. Are you someone who kind of keeps replaying it in your mind or are you someone who can put it down and walk away?
DR So, I usually think I can put it away—I don’t sit and mull. I do a lot of thinking before. I feel sort of envious of people like you, I guess, who have a thing that they do in order to really feel connected: There is a way that you feel very connected to what you’re doing. A lot of the time, I feel like a novice because I’m like, I don’t know what I’m doing. Yes, I can sort of do the thing and move on, but then I lay awake at night like, What the fuck did I do?
AD Yeah, right. That’s why you can’t watch anything, because then you remind yourself how bad you are— not you, me. I’m like, Oh, right, there are a bunch of things that I could have done differently.
DR The first few times time I watched [Star Wars: The Force Awakens], because we kept having to watch them, I was like, This is fucking terrible. I cannot believe people are watching this. I was so embarrassed.
AD [laughs] But you always look at it under a microscope. Trust me, it’s brilliant. So, was Star Wars really your first movie? And was Murder on the Orient Express the next thing after Star Wars?
DR Yes and yes. I did that next. I don’t know what it’s like for you, since you’ve done loads of stuff in all different capacities, but weirdly for me—and I guess it’s just because I started with this whole thing—it doesn’t feel like a big thing: Everyone is so nice, it feels much smaller than I thought it would. Then with Orient, it was the same sort of thing. It was technically a big film for a studio, or however people describe it, but it felt intimate and wonderful. And then I [did a film with] a very small studio. But in all three cases, whatever story you’re telling, it’s still a story you’re telling. It’s still not real. And it’s still a film: People still have their jobs, people still have other shit going on. So to me, it doesn’t feel so different from project to project. But maybe I haven’t had enough experience to have a proper sense of that.
AD No, I feel like I talk to actors who are older than me all the time, and that’s the good and bad thing: You always kind of feel like a novice, you never know. It’s always like, Okay, I feel like I have something figured out. And then it just feels like a disaster all over again. And then it’s over.
DR Exactly. When it’s over, if something wasn’t such a great experience, then it’s sort of like, Oh my God, it’s so hard. And then you look back, you think, It wasn’t that hard. We were just playing make-believe. Why did I get so stressed about the whole thing? I’ve just been super lucky that 99% of people I’ve worked with are pretty nice.
AD What a good group of people. I mean, Kenneth Branagh is pretty incredible. Were you a fan of his movies or his acting, or did you see him in theater?
DR I think I’d seen two things [of Branagh’s] this season, and then I got the call to audition and I was like, Fuck. I had to fly back from L.A, and I was jetlagged and felt disgusting. Again, I thought there was no way I got it. When I was told the cast, I couldn’t believe who I was working with. Then, I couldn’t believe how amazing the experience was. Every single cast member, every single crew member was magical.
AD I always wonder about those really big ensemble casts where it seems like everybody is in every scene, all the time. It could go either way, it seems. In old Robert Altman movies, like Nashville, where there are so many personalities and different ways of working, clashing could be kind of a nightmare. But if it’s really good….
DR Yeah. I think it’s no exaggeration to say everyone felt that it was perfect how the film came together. But also, because Ken has done a lot of theater as a director, as a person running a scene, there are a lot of personalities on one stage together. So, in that sense, it never felt like anyone was juggling personalities; it just felt like we as people meshed well. Obviously, some of it was previewed and some of it was just really luck.
AD Right. There are so many things that I want to talk about…The Eagle Huntress: How did that happen?
DR It was incredible timing and luck. I narrated only a tiny bit of it—I had no involvement, except telling everyone how amazing it is. Which it is. Watching it, I was weeping. It’s really beautiful. For the director [Otto Bell], this was properly his passion project—he put all of his savings into it, he put everything on the line to make the film—and the story is beautiful. What they were able to do with the limitations of being in freakin’ Mongolia and also him being a first-time director of a feature film and everything, it’s remarkable.
AD From the diversity of things that you’ve done, from narrating and championing a really small movie, to two huge movies, to now doing Chaos Walking, is there something that you kind of prefer? People ask me this question and it always annoys me—but it doesn’t take much to annoy me. Is there a plan that you have going forward, or are you just kind of like, I’m around and these are the kinds of things I’m interested in, and then you just kind of follow your interests?
DR My first lead role was ridiculous and amazing for a first film, and for a film in general. I have an amazing agent. I feel really fucking lucky. I’m a big believer in timing and I didn’t have a job after [Star Wars], and I thought, Oh my God, I thought my life was going to be busier now. I had to take a couple weeks off, and then Orient came up, so that felt perfect. Then I was able to fit in two things easily, both of which I really wanted to do. I thought timing wouldn’t work out, but it did. I don’t have a plan. There are things I want to do that I’m too scared to do currently: I really want to do a play and right now, I feel like I’m barely finding my legs doing film. So, eventually I’ll do that. There is no plan. For the most part, it’s just floating on the breeze.
AD It’s Chaos Walking.
DR Exactly. Do you have a plan, Adam?
AD No, I think it’s the exact same. There are things you want to do, but then there is reality. You can want to work with everybody—or specific things you want to work on—as much as you want. But if nothing is going on or you don’t get the opportunity, I completely agree with you: Luck has a lot to do with it. But I think your personality, work ethic, and face have a lot to do with it. [laughs] I get a lot of Quasimodo roles that I have to turn down or just pick one I am going to do. I would love to see you do a play. Is there a play that you would want to do?
DR When we were finishing, Penélope [Cruz] and I were doing a scene in Orient and Ken mentioned The House of Bernarda Alba, and I was like, “That would be amazing, but terrifying.” Literally. My stage fright, even on film sets, is so great that the thought of it is genuinely paralyzing. I was talking to Demián today, one of the actors in [Chaos Walking], and he said, “You know, it just has to be something you love so much,” because everything about it is terrifying. Saying the same thing night after night, people coming to see you and expecting something, it’s so alien to what I know. But I would eventually like to do Shakespeare.
AD Is there an aspect of working on Star Wars—it could be anything from the light saber battles, the travel, the catering, to getting to see me every day and do my hair—that was your favorite part?
DR I don’t know if I’ve ever properly thought about it. I love coming into the makeup trailer—everyone is there, you say good morning, and you get a little cuddle from people. I like the structure of that, of really being part of something for the duration of the day. The second [Star Wars], it’s so weird, because in my mind, they’re very separated. I just felt so distant. My head was so fucked after the first one came out. It was strange getting back into it, and it felt familiar and comforting. I suddenly felt really seen in a way [after the first Star Wars], which was so weird. Then, back at work, you’re just you and it’s not a big deal. You’re just at work: You’re doing your job and everyone else is doing their job. It’s just me being me. I just really liked being part of something where you’re one of a whole. When filming, you’re always part of a thing. Becoming besties with you was the best thing.
AD That’s a lie, but we will make sure that’s printed.
DR [laughs]
AD When we did the press tour for the first one, every country we went to, you seemed to be fluent in the language in like five seconds. Where does that come from? We went to South Korea, we went to Japan, well, London, you were pretty fluent, but every kind of place that we went to, you were speaking the language. What is it? Do you have an ear for language or you’re just like, “Oh, yeah. I just kind of dabble in everything and I’m really good at it immediately?”
DR [laughs] Let’s not exaggerate. I learned how to say, “May the force be with you” and “Thank you” in Korean and Japanese, and that was it.
AD I drilled that shit for like hours.
DR But you had been working all year. I had been sitting at home for a year doing nothing except cleaning up after my dog who is old and kept pooing in the house [laughs], so my brain had room for that. I’m not even exaggerating. For a year, that’s what I had been doing. I only learned one thing in two languages and on this film—because everyone is French-Canadian, or a lot of people are—I’m trying to learn French.
AD Yeah, of course you are, because that’s just obnoxious to be fluent in French.
DR No, because the worst thing is I keep asking words and people have jobs to do and they’re like, “Stop fucking asking me. Go and look in the French-English dictionary.” [laughs]
AD Do you remember that time we were in Japan and I didn’t see when you guys arrived, but they pulled the car right up on the red carpet? And you got out of the car, and they were projecting it on the jumbotron thing, and all of the press were kind of dressed in costumes, like Princess Leia? I remember going on the stage, but they had this boy band-esque set-up where we were all going to be on the stage and we were going to rise up from the ground, but we were all too tall. So, we had to crouch down and pretend we were shorter when the stage started to lift, like we were standing the whole time. Do you remember that, or am I just telling this random story?
DR I do remember.
AD Right, and there were four Stormtroopers to my left and four Stormtroopers on your right, and you, myself, John Boyega, and J.J., and 10 Stormtroopers were all squatting on the stage, waiting for them to push the button so we could pretend that we were rising up from [below]. There is no question here. I just wanted to say, “Did you remember that?” [laughs]
DR [laughs] I had forgotten that, but I am so glad you reminded me. I remember we had to stand really awkwardly on the stage for a really excessive amount of time. I’m really glad that you shared it.
AD Alright, well, thanks, Daisy. I think you’re brilliant. 
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A List of Imaginary Films for Zach Woods and Thomas Middleditch To Star In
A Silicon Valley RPF fic. Again, happy birthday to @joycecarolnotes :)
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A Harry Potter tie-in film that’s like about hipster wizards in Williamsburg - Zach plays a Hufflepuff from an old wizarding family whose attempts at fitting into muggle society have uneven results. Thomas plays a muggleborn Slytherin.
A romcom set in the cutthroat world of online comics. Thomas and Zach play illustrators who, one night at the Toronto Comic Arts Festival, play a game of gay chicken that goes WAY too far.
A heist movie in which Thomas plays a guy hired to steal… something… and Zach is his handler. They’re hired separately and they��ve never met; the movie has a whole Who Is On Whose Side thing; 90% of their dialogue happens over the comm.
An indie office comedy in which Zach and Thomas plays two guys who work for the same company in the same location but their cubicles are on completely opposite sides of the building. They only know each othet from inter-departmental phone calls in which they have longer and longer conversations. They stealthily - so their supervisors can't tell - have bits of conversation about non-work-related things, but they're both too shy to try to match faces to voices. They both keep meaning to ask the other where his cubicle is but then they always chicken out. Then there’s a zombie apocalypse and they meet while outrunning zombies and saving the day.
An modern-day adaptation of Maurice in which Thomas plays Clive Durham and Zach plays Maurice. No idea who would play Alec Scudder.
An erotic thriller set in the world of classical music. Zach has just won the audition for the opening in the trumpet section of the Los Angeles Philharmonic; Thomas is the histrionic who cannot take Zach’s doe eyea staring out at him from the back of the orchestra every day. There is a whole thing where they argue about the phrasing for the start of Mahler’s fifth and Thomas’s character gets an erection when Zach finally plays it his way. At one point they go on tour - Zach’s first tour - and there are slow, evocative shots of him carrying his stuff in city after city, and of Thomas watching him when he thinks no one can see. In one scene, Zach is standing in the rain, smiling up at a rainbow that’s just appeared in the distance, as Thomas stands behind him, looking distraught.
An art-house sci-fi film in which Zach plays a scientist aboard a spaceship and Thomas is a member of the support crew who may or may not be a robot. Questions about identify, life, and human-cyborg sex are all… not really answered in this film, but there are lots of gentle, thoughtful, artistically pleasing shots of both actors set to ukulele music.
An adaptation of volume two of Robertson Davies’s The Cornish Trilogy, ‘What’s Bred in the Bone’ in which Zach plays the young Francis Cornish. Screw Thomas, he doesn’t need to be in this.
A film in which Thomas is a supervillain and Zach a writing a sociology phd about him.
A teen movie that’s not actually a teen movie in which Zach and Thomas play high school teachers who chat (read: gossip) about their students in the staff room every day, until they start talking about their own adolescences, end up hanging out after school, and then - after hijinks and after one of their students writes a play about them, also there’s a musical number - they fall in love.
A Ralph Waldo Emerson biopic with Zach as the esteemed essayist/lecturer/poet and Thomas as his neighbour, Bronson Alcott. No idea who plays Bronson Alcott’s daughter, Louisa May, or their other neighbours, Hawthorne and Thoreau.
A remake of Some Like It Hot with Middleditch in the Jack Lemon role, Zach Woods playing Tony Curtis’s character, and Rihanna as Marilyn Monroe. This film becomes particularly popular because of its blooper reel, in which Zach and Middleditch are arguably funnier than in the actual movie, and on top of that, they seem incredibly happy to be together.
A movie in which they’re happy.
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Blondie Plays Cupid (1940)
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1:54 AM, Monday, 25 November 2019
Whoops it’s been more than a month since I did one of these WHOOPS
Been really busy working on my short film for college and I didn’t find time to keep doing this. But now it’s finished so back to the Blondie grind! There was a point a while back where I had the thought “I’d like to be watching a Blondie right now,” so I guess it may have gotten to the point where these are somehow a comfort thing for me. But hey we’ll see how long that lasts when I’m actually watching one again.
This time it’s Blondie Plays Cupid.
1:58
AAAHHH WTF THEY’RE NOT PLAYING THE THEME SONG! I WAS ABOUT TO START TYPING IT OUT AND NOW IT’S DIFFERENT! THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE THROWING CHANGE AT ME!
2:00
Dick Flournoy is credited in the intro but not on the Wikipedia page. Wonder what the deal is there.
2:02
There’s a bunch of dogs in the Bumsteads’ house chasing Daisy right now. Shenanigans, not important, but one who’s got its head stuck in the pet door just did two barks that were definitely played backwards. I have no idea why they were played backwards, but I’m sure I can hear the echo before them.
2:07
Hey, movie got a laugh out of me!
Dagwood found one of Daisy’s bones in his bed. Dagwood: What have I got in my hand? Blondie: Why, it’s a bone. Dagwood: Oh, I’m coming apart! Blondie: Nonsense, you don’t come apart til you’re 40.
Just looked it up, Arthur Lake would’ve been about 35 when he was playing Dagwood in this. I look forward to seeing him come apart in a few films time.
2:10
The dog’s such a good actor. The way it emotes just by looking where it’s been directed sells the anthropomorphism so well.
2:12
This movie’s called Blondie Plays Cupid, but it’s set around the 4th of July, not Valentine’s day. Future Euan, write in a joke about that, I can’t think of one.
Future Euan Note: What does Dagwood call the day when he has to travel and take his photo of his loving wife Blondie with him? In-da-pendant’s day!
idfk man
2:13
I know for sure that within this blog I figured out why old movie crossfades have abrupt shifts in brightness, but I absolutely do not remember. Guess I gotta re-read to find out.
Future Euan Note - The Empire Strikes Back: It’s because each of the clips are fading to black and then superimposed over one another, so it starts and ends at a different opacity than it was.
2:15
Did paint have glue in it in the 40s? Dagwood’s getting stuff stuck to him because he’s touching wet paint, but that’s not a thing wet paint does.
Future Euan Note - Return of the Jedi: A cursory Google search doesn’t show me any evidence that paint ever had glue in it. 
2:17
Blondie: Gets Dagwood’s foot unstuck from wet paint using a plate. Dagwood: “Now how’re you gonna get the plate off?” Blondie: removes the plate without hesitation and walks off. Dagwood: Looks confused. Inspects the wet paint where she took the plate off. Touches it with his hand. Gets stuck.
What a fuckin’ dumbass.
2:18
Dagwood and Alexander Hamilton Bumstead are hiding fireworks and firecrackers from Blondie, but I don’t really get why. To surprise her? This seems like a bit of a stretch to get in more hilarious misunderstandings that are easily avoided if anyone even for a moment tells the truth.
2:20
Okay, the reasoning is that Blondie made Dagwood promise he wouldn’t buy firecrackers.
So they were going to light off some incognito firecrackers.
Stealth firecrackers.
Yeah.
2:23
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2:30
Okay, so: the Bumsteads lit a firecracker by mistake. Shenanigans ensued, and they threw it out the window, exploding the mailman, who was trying to evade being run into. Then, to get his revenge, the mailman bought a second firecracker off Alvin the neighbour and threw it through the door at the Bumsteads.
I think Dagwood accidentally bullied the mailman so hard he became a terrorist.
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2:38
Dagwood runs out the door in his boxers Blondie: Dagwood! Dagwood! You come right back here. Dagwood: What is it? Now I missed my bus! What do you want? Blondie: (Holding a pair of pants) Haven’t you forgotten something? Dagwood: What? Blondie: You forgot to kiss me goodbye. Dagwood: Aww.
I forgot that Blondie and Dagwood are a sweet couple sometimes. It’s kind of hard to remember when they joke about her divorcing him CONSTANTLY.
2:46
They just had a bit where Alexander Hamilton Bumstead told Daisy to jump over a suitcase repeatedly. Over and over and over. And each time the footage is played slightly slower until it’s in full slow motion.
It’s times like these where I’m convinced these movies are deliberately trying to put me to sleep.
2:55
Ooh, scrolling ahead, this one has some time spent on a train. That resulted in my favourite Blondie scenes last time, so that’s a good sign.
2:57
Hey, Alexander Hamilton Bumstead just told the truth, handing over a firecracker he was hiding to Blondie without her finding it. That was A) a really sweet moment, and B) really satisfying for someone like me who’s crossing their fingers that the fireworks shenanigans weren’t going to continue into the rest of the movie.
Alright I’m gonna pause and continue this tomorrow morning.
3:07
Hey have you seen Final Space? It's on Netflix in Canada. I really liked the first season and the second just went up. It's an animated sci fi comedy, and my take from the start has been that it's not a very good comedy, but it's legitimately great sci fi TV. Season 2 episode 4 made me giddy, it was fantastic. It's all about half of the main cast's spaceship getting trapped in a "time shard," where time passes differently. So it jumps ahead 60 years where part of the cast is cut off from the rest. And one character has a hologram of his dead father that says whatever he types into it in his father's voice. Which I friggin adore. It's so cool. The whole episode was just cool writing. I want to try to achieve that with the Blondie script I'm gonna write. There were moments when I was writing my Sonic script that were really satisfying because I'd read it back and be like "hell yeah, that's cool writing." I have no idea how to explain that in sane terms. I don't mean the things that are happening are cool. I don't mean the Terminator, in sunglasses and a leather jacket with a minigun. I mean the imagery and the ideas feel new and striking and interesting and COOL, ya know? I think I feel that way about really solid set-ups and payoffs. It makes movies like the Spider-Man trilogy and The Darjeeling Limited where dialogue is repeated to signal character growth really satisfying. Or The Truman Show. I just rewatched that recently and that has cool writing in the form of a perfect beginning and a perfect ending (the light falling from the sky in front of Truman, sparking his suspicions in one of the clearest inciting incidents I can think of, and Truman finding the door at the edge of the world, the single coolest visual in the movie.)
Some would say I should channel this passion into something other than Blondie fanfiction. And they're probably right. I'm gonna go to bed and rethink my life.
Tomorrow Morning, 12:23 PM
Aight back to it.
12:30
They stepped up their visual gag game a lot in this movie. There was just a scene where the Bumsteads are at a train station, and Dagwood goes off to get the tickets, then comes back and gets on the wrong train, and when it shows us Blondie and Alexander Hamilton Bumstead sat on the train, you can see Dagwood on the opposite train through the window, and vice versa. Really good framing. Then when he realizes what happens and runs after the train as it’s leaving, there’s a shot of various things getting knocked into the air as Dagwood barges through the crowd. First it’s some letters, then a spilling suitcase and some balloons, and then a full set of bagpipes flies through the air, still making the sound as if it’s being played just so you get that it’s bagpipes.
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12:36
No-one will be seated during the Dagwood spends a long time trying to find something in Blondie’s purse because it’s so full of junk scene.
12:39
No chill train storytime scenes in this one, unfortunately.
1:15
The shenanigans as they’re unfolding right now are that the Bumsteads hitchhiked with what turned out to be a couple in the midst of eloping, and now the bride’s father has arrived with a shotgun in the middle of the ceremony to try and prevent it.
I like these shenanigans.
1:20
Snort watch 2019:
Blondie and the groom couldn’t get a car started, so the owners’ advice was to turn the switch off and “make like you’re going to get out,” and then right as they’re getting out, the car starts.
1:30
There’s a scene where, while pretending to drive the car, Alexander Hamilton Bumstead inadvertently starts it (by making like he’s going to get out) and starts driving it around as Dagwood chases after him. But every shot they show of the car moving, it’s quite clear that there’s a dummy of Alexander Hamilton Bumstead sat in the front seat.
1:32
He’s still driving the car. This scene feels soooooo looooooong.
1:38
I’ve liked a lot of this one but I’m 10 minutes from the end right now and I want more than anything for it to be over.
1:43
Dagwood punched out shotgun dad. Hurray for punching?
1:47
This movie ends with Alexander Hamilton Bumstead accidentally striking oil with a firecracker.
If this were a video and not a blog, I’d find a way to work in my Daniel Plainview impression. But it’s not. So I won’t.
Milkshake.
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And that’s the end of Blondie Plays Cupid. I rather enjoyed it. I’d have enjoyed it more if the jokes it had weren’t stretched out across an hour and 7 minutes, but what’re you gonna do. I wouldn’t be doing this in the first place if I were watching every episode of a 20 minute Blondie TV series.
My Dagwood Sandwich rating: a sandwich containing ham and cheese. It’s fine. It’s rather nice actually. I’ve had it before many times but hey, it’s been a while.
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I saw Valerian.
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If you’ve ever spoken to me at length about movies, there’s a good chance my thoughts on “headache cinema” have come up. It’s an umbrella term I’ve come up with that encompasses the deluge of loud, obnoxious, brainless, neutered, hundred-million-dollar-budgeted trashfests that are destroying theater culture as we know it. I’m talking about the Disney’s Marvel franchises, the post-Matrix Wachowski migraines, the Transformers films- head-exploding visual fuckfests that leave the average adult feeling like they’ve crawled out some hellscape version of a McDonald’s play palace birthday party. This brand of film is easily my least enjoyed and most disliked. The vast majority of the time these movies are castrated down to a PG-13- or worse, a PG!, they’ve got bloated budgets, dumb plotlines, stupid dialog, and best of all: punching, loud noises, explosions, TOTAL SENSORY OVERLOAD. 
For many years I have hated superhero movies and glazed over at Hollywood’s air-horn retreads of movies like Clash of the Titans and Independence Day: Resurgence and the recent Ghost in the Shell mishap. I hate movies like this and I find them at least majorly to blame for the death of the hard R-rated action flick. There are exceptions to the formula, like Mad Max: Fury Road, the 2014 Godzilla, and Dredd, but generally speaking, they’re unwatchable. I will be the first to admit that I’m not a big fan of whimsy, but I will be happy to defend my position on this. Giant blockbuster action movies are generally dumb and boring if you’ve got more than two brain cells to rub together. I do try to balance my feelings about people who like brain-dead, ham-fisted, infantile PG-13 sci-fi action movies with my penchant for unrepentantly trashy, low-brow 70s and 80s exploitation horror films. I know for a fact that there’s a certain segment of cinema elitists who would see my interest in that subgenre as an undeniable sign of being a philistine troglodyte, which slightly tempers my extreme prejudicial judgment of those who love headache cinema. 
I can pick up the hanging thread to unravel this tapestry. It’ll lead you through all of the recent loud crashing DC fiascos and the rainbow of annoying apocalypse and disaster films and CG shitshows. Once you hit the Star Wars prequels, you’re getting close. But the film that started all of this hatred is Luc Besson’s The Fifth Element, easily in my top five most despised films of all time (that’s a list for another day!). 
It feels a little bizarre for me to say that I hate Luc Besson. Léon: The Professional is one of my favorite films of all time, and easily my favorite film of 1994. But aside from that and 1990′s La Femme Nikita, I find Besson wholly intolerable. His movies tend toward obnxious, incomprehensible, overwhelming, anxiety-inducing horse shit. And while many people are happy to agree with me, it seems no one outside of myself is willing to slaughter the sacred cow that is The Fifth Element. Some see a sci-fi fantasy classic, I proffer that it’s a grotesque panacea of ADHD, loud noises and cringey acting. To Besson’s credit, most of the time his films don’t take themselves seriously, and that’s fine. But The Fifth Element is the first film in my memory where I felt literally assaulted and invaded by the unfettered gaudy head-spinning madness of big, loud, overwhelming movies. My level of general calmness could be compared to a that of a frightened rabbit with combat shock, so I try to be cognizant that this dislike has less to do with objective quality and more to do with my personal preferences and tolerance levels. Let’s be real- I’m a person with severe, crippling anxiety. Headache cinema is not made for me. 
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That being said, I saw the trailers for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, and I immediately started getting Vietnam flashbacks of Chris Tucker in a wig and leopard print jumping out of my television and screaming into my face. My significant other has a much more relaxed attitude toward these things and a seemingly endless well of patience for Luc Besson, so I had a feeling I was going to end up seeing this film in theaters and I started mentally preparing for it. And I’m really glad that I did all that emotional gestation, because I found Valerian to be surprisingly tolerable, aside from being a chaotic discombobulation of ideas that all generally have the potential to be good but fail because Luc Besson must have the attention span of a squirrel. And squirrels plant trees because they literally can’t remember where they’ve left their nuts. I couldn’t dream of a better summation of why Luc Besson turns nearly everything he touches into abject shit.
Valerian is essentially a very straight-forward narrative about a couple of federal agents (?) in space (???) who uncover a conspiracy involving a group of displaced aliens. They spend the film unraveling a mystery surrounding an enigmatic void in the middle of a space ship (?) or man-made planet (???) that contains thousands of different species from throughout the universe that live in surprising harmony. The alien refugees and the void on the ship or planet are related, you will later find. 
That’s basically it. It’s a simple storyline with simple elements like “war is bad” and “the powerful oppress the powerless” and “love is universal and always wins.” If you dig down past all of the color and noise and distraction, that’s the basic bedrock. I think I was expecting this movie to be a convoluted mess, and to a great extent it absolutely was. But I wouldn’t say that the story was the weakest part of the film. 
What did some substantial damage was the acting and dialog. The two leads had no chemistry and the actor playing the title character (Dane DeHaan) had a stunning drought of charisma. I think that his opposite, Cara Delevingne, has the potential to be a fun leading lady, but she never had a chance in this movie. The love angle was hackneyed and totally unnecessary to the point that the film would have fared much better if Valerian and Laureline were friends instead of a ~~will they or won’t they???~~ couple. I thought it was insulting to my sensibilities, and that sucks since the romance thing was such an ingrained aspect of the movie. I couldn’t tell if they were even in a relationship with each other or if Valerian had puppy love and Laureline has simply spent their entire careers fighting off his advances only to reluctantly agree to marry him after the film’s climax. This film could have really used a competent screen writer. I think I even could have lived with some of the eye-rollingly dumb but baseline-acceptable dialog you hear in Disney’s© Marvel™ Avengers Part 2: Electric Boogaloo. The villain (played by Clive Owen) was such a stupid caricature of literally everything that is wrong with Bad Guys in major American cinema- instantly hate-able, predictable, no angle or point of sympathy, stupid rationale for his actions-type of shit. And what’s really frustrating is that the Owen’s villain had a completely rational and utilitarian motive for his actions. But that gets torpedoed by the giant flashing neon signs that say “HE’S THE BAD GUY” and “EVIL PIECE OF SHIT” hanging over his head in every scene he’s featured in. It absolutely felt like the characters were totally empty and needed to be reworked from the ground up. I even thought Rihanna’s character had more depth than either Valerian or Laureline. Valerian’s a by-the-books soldier with a heart of gold? Could have fooled me! Laureline’s a toughgirl with a penchant for violent overreaction but still maintains a balanced moral compass? Hard to see through the horse shit nonsense they wrote for her. Character development and the script were both a total, unmitigated disaster.  
Another thing that I think the film failed at was building tension. Everything felt a little too whimsical and inconsequential. In the beginning, a bus full of mercenaries (?) is attacked by a violent hexapedal alien and Valerian and Laureline watch all of them die savagely with nothing more than a smirking “glad we made it outta that scrape!” reaction. It never really feels like they’re in any danger or that there’s any emotional peak or valley for the characters, with maybe a single, small exception. You watch a lot of people get shot to death and even a head get blown clean off and another cut right in half, but it all seems so cartoonish and trivial that you can’t help but feel like nothing really matters and it’s all just a low-stakes video game. 
But I don’t want to give you the impression that this movie is a complete trainwreck (it tries, believe me). There were things that I liked and appreciated. The visuals and alien designs were inventive and there was never really a moment where you couldn’t get lost in the scene. It kind of felt like Rick and Morty without the nihilism and good writing. Everything was very colorful, the universe felt very inhabited. Around halfway through, Valerian and Laureline have an almost brilliant run in with a species of giant food-obsessed frogs (I actually went through the trouble of looking it up; they’re called Boulan-Bathors) and I found the whole scenario to be kind of charming and cute. I didn’t really mind Rihanna’s cameo. The refugee aliens, the Pearls, were cool and appealing in the same translucent way as the Engineers of Prometheus. While I definitely felt some Avatar vibes, the whole opalescent, iridescent aesthetic was visually pleasing and I really liked the semi-androgynous thing they had going on. 
I think the strongest part of this film is the first several minutes that lays out Earth’s journey into space. It was beautiful and touching and enough to make you feel really depressed about the state of our space exploration programs and the hopelessness and polarization of our world affairs. I would liked to have seen more of a thematic connection to the introduction because it felt extremely dissonant with the rest of the movie, which, by comparison, is hard to feel particularly emotional about. If you’re not planning on seeing Valerian, I would at least recommend watching the first few minutes. If the movie had come full circle to it, you can see how it could have been brilliant. 
Overall, Valerian is kind of a giant mess, and by all means I should have absolutely hated it, because it is textbook headache cinema. I think that there was a wide dearth of missed opportunities with the material, and with a more competent screenwriter, a better cast, and maybe someone else in the director’s seat, we’d be talking about a viable start to a franchise. But too often Valerian ties its own shoelaces together and eats shit and expects us to be engrossed and entertained. The relationship between Valerian and Laureline- both as a friendship, coworkership and romance- either needed to be reengineered from the ground up or scrapped entirely. I think Dane DeHaan was totally wrong for the part of Valerian and I could see this movie succeeding in more ways had someone with more charisma been the leading man. Valerian desperately needed some tension, and the total absence of crisis or consequence left an unbridgeable emotional void. It’s beautiful- but it’s a mess, and that seems to be Luc Besson’s calling card. I doubt we’ll ever see another Léon, but if Besson’s next film is as much of an improvement on Valerian as Valerian was on Lucy, then we might have the potential to see something really special. And maybe in five to eight years when everyone has forgotten about this spectacle, we’ll get a decent reboot for the Valerian material. 
★ ★ ½
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Okay but what if Jim and Bones were actors and shooting a movie together and their characters have to kiss and when they kissed on screen they realise they're actually in love off screen too?
Most of his acting career, Jim Kirk has played the boyfriend to a female protagonist in Hollywood RomComs. It’s fine; most actresses are likable and kissing is great anyway. Though eventually, Jim just wants to be more than the boyfriend. He wants to explore his own characters, and when he gets cast as the main character of an upcoming sci-fi drama, he’s all for it. He’s going to play one of the survivors in an underground bunker while a nuclear war destroyed most of the planet. It’s extremely interesting to think about, and during a table read session, he’s given the freedom for feedback and input. One thing that really intrigues him is the fact that he’s supposed to kiss a guy. That’s  a real difference from usual, too. 
He meets Leonard on the first day of shooting. Jim’s sipping coffee quietly. They’re filming in an actual bunker, and it’s extremely creepy. They’re not technically supposed to wander off alone, but Jim already knows he’s going to be exploring that anyway. Leonard is sitting by himself in his chair, huddled in a warm jacket and reading through his script while the stylist fixes his hair so it looks extra messy. The skin around his eye is darkened, and a few ugly bruises and cuts are skillfully drawn on visible skin. He’s supposed to be a survivor from the outside who joins the group later, and his very presence is supposed to create tension and raise questions among the others. “I liked you in Blues,” Jim says, sitting down next to Leonard. “Thanks,” Leonard replies, shrugging it off rather casually. “I saw– what was that called again? The wedding one?” “Black Wedding, yeah,” Jim laughs, rubbing the back of his neck, “not great.” “Hey, not even your decent acting could save that film from being a disaster,” Leonard replies, and Jim huffs out a laugh. “Thanks.”
The first few scenes take forever. Everyone needs to get in character properly, the set directors make a few final changes. Jim runs through his lines a few more times, drinks more coffee, and rehearses with Spock and Uhura. Then finally, they get rolling. They start with the scene where Leonard shows up at the bunker, and Jim argues to let him in rather than let him stay out to die. Leonard is a terrific actor. Genuinely scary when he needs to be, and though Jim knows from the script that Leonard’s character is blatantly manipulating Jim, he plays it so convincing that Jim actually feels it tug his own heartstrings when the other characters try to get Leonard kicked out again– to no avail.
But for all Leonard plays this quiet, confident, yet reserved character, Leonard himself is quite the opposite. Sure, he’s often grumpy because of their irregular sleeping schedules, but so is Jim. In their free time, Leonard is on snapchat and Instagram pretty much all the time, recording small videos mostly for his daughter, but also for his fanbase. Jim starts showing up in those videos too. They often hang out in each other’s trailers, either both falling asleep on the couch, or watching TV together. While the others are filming their scenes, Leonard naps in the bedrooms of the bunker. Jim often falls asleep right next to him.
There’s a scene where Jim watches Leonard walk out of the shower. And honestly, none of his impressed expression is in any way acted. Leonard may not be Ryan Gosling ripped, but he’s pretty close - and much better to look at. “What is it like out there?” Jim asks, fully in character, but a little distracted by how Leonard’s body tenses after Jim asks him that question. “Dead,” he replies shortly. “Everything?” Jim continues. “Enough of it is,” Leonard says. Jim watches Leonard’s tense shoulders as the other has his back turned to him, putting on a t-shirt before turning around to face him. Jim gets up from bed on cue, approaching Leonard and resting a hand on his shoulder. Leonard shrugs that hand off, also on cue, and the eyes trained on Jim are so intense that Jim remains speechless for a few seconds. “Stay,” Leonard mutters under his breath, and Jim frowns. “Huh?” “That’s your line.” “Oh,” Jim grins, even wider when Leonard breaks character, too, and shoots the camera a laugh. It looks too cute, and Jim has trouble focusing after.
Then comes the one scene Jim is surprisingly nervous about. He’s never really been nervous about filming a kiss before, but something feels different. Leonard spends almost the whole night with him, coincidentally. They were going to run lines, but they end up mostly talking about everything and nothing. They Snapchat with Joanna for a while. Leonard puts Irish liquor into their coffee, and suddenly they find the energy to stay awake all night. So they’re very tired on set. Leonard naps on the floor just outside frame,  and after Jim wraps up his individual scene, he naps right next to Leonard for a while. When they’re both up, the scene is a little sluggish at first. Leonard’s just woken up, he’s not playing angry enough, and Jim can’t really remember his lines. They’re supposed to have a big argument, Jim’s questioning Leonard’s real reasons for entering the bunker with only a few scratches, and in the heat of that argument they’re supposed to just make out. It takes a while to really get that argument going, continuously pacing down the room. Jim’s following Leonard - who clearly doesn’t want to talk, and when he grabs his arm, Leonard spins around to kiss him. Leonard’s lips against his own is surprisingly soft, but it still knocks the breath out of him. Jim reaches out, cupping Leonard’s cheeks and kissing him back. He almost forgets to pull away when he hears a distant “cut!” from the director. “Again,” the director concludes, “a little less soft. You’re arguing, this isn’t a happy ending kiss.”
And so they kiss again. And again. And again. Different positions, too. Leonard pushes him against a wall before kissing him. Jim pulls on to Leonard’s shirt to keep him closer. They stumble around and kiss until Jim nearly trips over a desk. And finally, they have the right scene. By that time, he’s so used to kissing Leonard, it feels weird to stop. 
Leonard meets him in his trailer to go through more lines, and he’s sitting closer to him than usual. “We’re gonna be almost done,” Jim says, “what are you gonna do after shooting’s over?” “I’m taking a holiday with Joanna,” Leonard says, “we’re going to Hawaii. I’m supposed to shoot there soon, too.” “That’s awesome, Hawaii?” “Yeah, a family drama set there.” “I’m still in LA,” Jim says, “CIA agent saving his girlfriend.” “Ah, at least you’re not playing just the handsome boyfriend this time,” Leonard says, and Jim huffs. “You been watching my movies?” “Yeah,” Leonard replies casually, “I wanted to see the movies you’ve played in. Looked real handsome in 10 First Dates.” Jim smiles at that, then turns his attention to the script. Leonard, instead, reaches out for Jim’s arm to grab his attention. “Want to rehearse the kissing scene again?” “We don’t have another kissing scene,” Jim points out, a little confused, and he looks through the script quickly. Leonard nudges even closer. “I know,” he says, and Jim’s attention is instantly back to Leonard instead. “I was thinking,” Leonard continues slowly, “if you have some time left, I was just wondering if you wanted to join me to Hawaii for a week.” “With Joanna?” Jim asks. “Yeah,” Leonard says, frowning a little, like the whole thing makes him a little insecure. It’s odd, because Leonard plays a confident - though somewhat broody character. Jim smiles, leaning in to press a kiss on Leonard’s lips. Softer this time, like the first time on the set. Leonard smiles, too, when Jim pulls back. It’s just that confirmation that Leonard has been feeling the same, and that makes all those late nights rehearsing and talking together absolutely worth it. “Okay,” Jim says, “yeah, I’ll absolutely join you.”
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The 7 Habits I Learned From Interviewing Successful People
The 7 Habits I Learned From Interviewing Successful People
[Editor’s Note: Today’s guest post is from Michael who blogs at Your Money Geek. This is where he shares his experience, unique insights, and profiles inspirational success stories. When he is not writing about personal finance Michael can be found enjoying a sci-fi book.
When you think of success what comes to mind?
You probably think of a great business leader like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett or Elon Musk. Right?
Some of you may think of an A-list celebrity like Kim Kardashian or Taylor Swift. There is no doubt they are all successful people.
However, people define success in countless ways. From the amount of money in their bank account to the number of followers they have on Instagram, everyone strives to achieve their own version of success.
Whichever way someone chooses to define success, it takes hard work, consistency, and persistence.
My passion for helping my readers reach their financial goals led me to interview celebrities, influencers and business leaders. Sharing their stories brought to life the struggle and triumph that led them to their success.
I want my readers to feel as if they aren’t alone. I want them to hear from real people that they can relate to and learn from.
Through my interviews, I discovered many of the celebrities I spoke with had similar characteristics. I began to see patterns in their journey toward success.
Over time, it became clear to me that applying these patterns to your own life can help you achieve the life you have always dreamed of. If you have been waiting for that push, here it is…
7 Habits of Wildly Successful People
1) They’re Workaholics
How many hours do you work a day? For many people, they work 40-hour weeks and then spend the rest of their time enjoying leisure activities or watching their favorite Netflix shows.
This is quite the contrary for the celebrities I’ve interviewed.
All the entrepreneurs, celebrities, and influencers I interviewed credited working more than 40-hours a week to their success. They live a life of passion and purpose, not one of complacency.
Their drive to achieve their vision of success gives them energy and ignites their creativity in all aspects of their lives. This makes it easy for them to work 12-plus hour days. It amazed me that some of my communication with these celebrities would take place after midnight.
They truly never stop working on their passion and are unapologetic about their persistence.
In my recent interview with Dominic Pace, he mentioned the importance of seeking his own work.
Pace does not rely on anyone to find work for him, rather he pursues his own employment opportunities. He noted that being proactive in pursuing work doesn’t make you aggressive or needy, it makes you ambitious and hungry for success.
Your ambition and drive set you apart from the weak and the lazy. If you want something bad enough, you must put in more work than the average person is willing to. While others rest, you need to be working.
Even if you have a 9 to 5 job, you still have 79 hours a week to do as you please. That number includes 7 hours of sleep a night.
That’s 79 hours of non-sleeping hours when you could be turning your dreams into reality.
If you want to be successful, use your time wisely.
2) They Know Exactly What They Want
Goal setting is an important trait of those that have achieved success.
Knowing exactly what you want is the driving force behind your work ethic and passion. All the successful people I speak with are extremely specific about what they are pursuing.
Diane Franklin believes that success is not only defined by the habits we establish but also in figuring out exactly what we want. To succeed you must define your goal and make a list of what steps you must take to achieve your dream.
If you don’t know what you want, you aren’t alone. But you need to start figuring it out. If you are stuck in a rut, then at the very least you already know what you are currently doing isn’t working, and that’s a start. Try something new and see if that’s better.
If not, try again. This is your life we are talking about, so what could be more important!?
According to Diane, you must push aside your fear of failure and focus on the path to success. If you fail along the way, don’t be ashamed, use the experience as a learning experience and keep working on achieving your goals.
For example, if you’re playing darts but don’t hit a bullseye what’s the point of the game? The point is to get better so that you can eventually hit the target!
Having defined goals with a list of actions you must complete is the key to remaining productive.
Knowing what you’re working toward is key to accomplishing your goals and aspirations.
3) They Respect the Competition
In addition to their passion for work, it is fascinating the healthy respect celebrities have for their competition. Almost every celebrity I interviewed was aware that if they were not willing to put in the effort, someone else would.
The same can be said for successful businessmen and women. Entrepreneurs realize that there’s always someone out there trying to steal their market share.
Successful people respect the fact that to remain successful they must maintain the level of hustle that got them success in the first place. Many believe they must start over each day and work harder than the day before. The first sign of laziness or inconsistency can significantly harm everything they have worked for.
Competition keeps them sharp and on their game. It forces them outside their comfort zone as well as pushes them to grow in their craft and skill.
Many people view competition as a bad thing or something to try to avoid at all costs. However, competition is something celebrities celebrate and accept as a part of life. There’s always someone who will have more experience or a better skill set than you do, but it’s up to you to keep striving for more.
Once we accept the existence of competition, we can accelerate our own growth. To be honest, most people really aren’t paying attention to you anyway. They focus on their own work and what they need to do in order to achieve their ideal version of success.
By using your competition to your advantage, you will always be one step ahead.
4) Avoid Saying No
Time permitting, successful actors, writers and business leaders rarely say no to high-potential opportunities.
It is impressive how rarely celebrities turn down work. Rather than consider a role too small or large, they consider every opportunity to network. They’re not fixated on the result of one effort, rather they focus on how the effort could lead to more opportunities down the road.
Their opportunistic perspective leads them to realize bringing your “A” game to a low budget short, might lead to the director wanting to work with them again on a future big budget movie.
Every opportunity leads to another opportunity. You never know what’s right around the corner if you don’t put yourself out there as much as you can.
Think back to the times when you said “yes” to a new job or an adventure. How did it turn out? Were you pleasantly surprised or disappointed? Most likely, it opened a new door to something you never thought was possible.
By saying “yes” to big and small opportunities alike, you increase the possibilities that happen in your life.
5) Written Schedules
In nearly every interview I conducted, the interviewee kept a handwritten schedule. Either a dry erase board or a simple piece of paper. I was initially shocked that they didn’t use Google calendars.
In my recent interview with Perez Hilton, he discussed his need for scheduling. He doesn’t do spontaneous work. Scheduling his life helps him balance all his avenues of work and stay on top of all his business obligations.
It’s easy for life to get in the way of your to do list. However, when you schedule your day hour-by-hour, minute-by-minute, you leave less room for error. The more structured you are with your daily schedule, the easier it’ll be for you to achieve your wildest dreams.
Time is priceless. The more you efficiently utilize your time to your advantage the more you will see results.
6) They Invest in Themselves
It’s amazing how much time and effort they invest in themselves. Everyone I interviewed could name at least one or two books that they recently read that they found helped their craft.
The vast majority still work with a coach or a mentor, and several had recently attended training or conferences.
Some people view coaches or mentors as something that only non-successful people need. It turns out that the opposite is true.
You are your most important asset. It’s your responsibility to continue to grow and get better every day.
Each day provides the opportunity to learn something new and to enhance your skills. It’s important to take advantage of these opportunities. After all, if you’re not moving forward, you’re moving backward.
Did you know that you only retain 10% of knowledge by simply reading written material? However, you may retain 90% of the material you read and then implement right away.
This means that it is imperative you continue to learn and apply your knowledge. Even if you re-read your favorite books, you will learn something new every time.
7) They Hit the Gym
It’s not just for vanity, each person I spoke with also believes hitting the gym and being physically active helps with their mental state. Everyone we spoke with mentioned that consistently hitting the gym helped them remain balanced and improved their mood.
In fact, according to the Mayo Clinic, exercise improves mood and boosts energy levels. If you’re going to work 12 plus hour days, you better have a way to keep your energy up.
In addition, exercise helps your cardiovascular system work better, giving you more energy to tackle any tasks at hand. Even the busiest celebrities make time to get their sweat on. They prioritize their health because they knew it could help them maintain their level of success.
Your Road to Success
Whether you want to become an accomplished writer, an entrepreneur, actor or a profitable side hustler, the path to success is similar.
The formula is simple, but few are up to the challenge. They are okay with a mediocre life.
I learned there really isn’t one secret to success. People who reach celebrity status or become business leaders are just like you and I. However, they are persistent, have discipline, and are consistent.
They know exactly what they want.
They take every opportunity and seize the day.
What are you doing to be successful each day?
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mrmichaelchadler · 6 years
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Netflix's The Umbrella Academy a Not-So-Super Fusion of X-Men and Watchmen
Before we get HBO’s “Watchmen” remake and witness more stories of young mutants with the next “X-Men” movie, Netflix offers their own fusion of these superhero properties: "The Umbrella Academy". Derived from the Dark Horse comics written by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Ba, this new series tells of siblings who have special powers, and are forced to evaluate their lives and relationships outside the world of fighting crime. But the intrigue garnered by this premise is defeated not just by its slow pacing (across ten, one-hour episodes) but also by the story's superficial, and juvenile approach to such a story: it's never as quirky, cutting edge, or plainly cool as it so desperately wants to be.  
Created by Jeremy Slater, “The Umbrella Academy” tells of seven special children who were born on the same day, after their respective mothers became suddenly pregnant. They were all adopted by billionaire Sir Reginald Hargreeves (Colm Feore), who made them into a family of crime-fighters, each with super abilities honed over time. There’s Diego (David Catañeda) who can throw a knife like a boomerang, Luther (Tom Hopper), whose extra burly physique covered by a coat is not just muscle, Allison (Emmy Raver-Lampman), who has the ability to control people’s minds with her words, Klaus (Robert Sheehan), who can see dead people but is also fresh out of rehab, and Ben, now deceased, who had the ability to unleash a murderous squid from inside his body. The highly intelligent, time-traveling Dr. Manhattan of the group is played by Aidan Gallagher, who, like his siblings was not named, and is simply known as Number Five. But unlike his siblings, he still looks like a preteen, which is one of a thousand details that “The Umbrella Academy” eventually explains before moving on to the next offbeat detail. But the standout of the group is Ellen Page’s Vanya, who has no powers. She can, however, play violin,  and when she was younger, wrote the family’s saga in a tell-all book that’s created bad blood with her siblings. 
At the start of “The Umbrella Academy,” the family is estranged and scattered—Luther is on the Moon, Allison is a movie star, Klaus is in rehab. But Hargreeves’ mysterious passing gets them back in the same gothic mansion for the first time in many years, forcing them to wrestle with their angst towards each other and their cold, distant father. True to the story’s exhaustive plotting, “The Umbrella Academy” has issues to resolve not just with regards to the past, present, but also the future—the apocalypse is coming in eight days, as Number Five finds out, and only they can stop it. 
If a superhero story is only as interesting as its villain, “The Umbrella Academy” is in grave danger: it rambles when giving our heroes something to overcome, and fails to create an urgency in its expansive run-time despite all that the story focuses on. Their inner battles, with themselves and toward their siblings, are not all that compelling, even though that’s what the series wants its heart to be. The script wants to take a funhouse mirror to real expressions of family drama, but the world and tone of “The Umbrella Academy” is nowhere near grounded enough. 
The external obstacles feel aren’t much more gripping: the revelation of apocalyptic stakes in episode one feels like "The Umbrella Academy" is following superhero trends and not subverting them, its story focusing on Number Five trying to figure out who is behind the destruction. On a smaller scale, the family members are not shown fighting crime in their their current lives, but they do battle two villains named Hazel and Cha Cha, played by Cameron Britton and Mary J. Blige, respectively. The latter duo are Tarantino-esque hitmen of a mysterious employer, and they don’t pop on screen when the focus is on them gabbing about their next job, or their friendship. True to the mild imagination of “The Umbrella Academy,” these characters are used mostly to inspire stylized action scenes, wearing goofy masks while they fire guns because it’s what amuses this show. I’ll give “The Umbrella Academy” that it is awesome to see Mary J. Blige walk away from an exploding donut shop in slow motion, but that’s a fleeting moment of edginess, and it arrives around episode eight. 
The biggest enemy that “The Umbrella Academy” has is itself, thwarted by its ambitions to juggle all of these characters, their relationships, their mysteries. There are other characters too, like Vanya’s love interest Leonard played by John Magaro, and a couple of cops who are on the trail of everyone involved. Oh right, and then there’s the apocalypse. This busy nature initially makes for a slow start, as its pilot embeds us in their grief as means of gloomy exposition, but then it creates the opposite effect by the second and third episodes and onward—the series is both slow moving and overstuffed.
With all of these characters and their backgrounds, told by a story that yearns to create momentum out of constant cliffhangers and generally withholding information, the series is often frustrating, if not exhausting (I wouldn’t have made it past episode three were it not for professional obligations). There’s moments where this scatterbrained nature even strands the actors, like a scene in which Klaus experiences something so traumatic on a bus around episode five, yet we don’t know what he’s reacting to—we can only watch him cry his eyes out while Big Thief’s mournful spiritual “Mary” plays in the background, as if the simple presentation of emotion is all we need to be engaged. In a larger sense, it sucks the life out of top-tier talent like Ellen Page, who spends much of the series having her secrets revealed at a glacial pace, her performance becomes one big cloud until she’s given more to work with.
With the zealousness of a teenager's sketchbook, “The Umbrella Academy” has a heightened imagination for its world-building and inhabitants, forcefully mixing sci-fi with fantasy with gothic production design and prep school costuming (Number Five is always in his academy uniform). But it doesn’t lead to a memorable collective style, so much as emphasize this show’s motivation to create cool without being original. The camera's framing too, with high and low angles used often to spruce up dialogue-driven scenes, feels less like it comes from artistic intent, and more like a misguided idea of edgy visual storytelling. 
Given that “The Umbrella Academy” is executive produced by comic co-creator Gerard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance, you'd expect a definitive quality from its music. It's disappointing then, that the constant score plays with the obvious presence of a laugh track, and its soundtrack is full of familiar needle drops—Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” amps up an otherwise bland shootout in a department store, while “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany blares during an impromptu dance moment in the pilot. Even “Exit Music” by Radiohead feels more ho-hum than it ever should. Maybe the show's younger audience will find these cuts striking, and make a few Radiohead fans, but within “The Umbrella Academy” they’re totally played out. Their presence is a lot like the themes and visuals that define “The Umbrella Academy”—they’ll likely be most impactful if you haven’t experienced them numerous times before. 
All episodes of season one screened for review. 
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WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND – June 8
For the first time since April, the box office won’t be topped by either a superhero or a Star Wars movie, and maybe it’s the sigh of relief the box office needs after last week’s disappointing showing. This weekend is just as much a mixed bag but the one movie that’s likely to dethrone Solo is Steven Soderbergh’s re-imagining of his Ocean’s 11 remake with  some of the hottest female stars around. Other than that, there’s a couple of buzzworthy movies that are likely to split business.
OCEAN’S 8 (Warner Bros.)
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This weekend’s “big” movie isn’t exactly a sequel or a remake, but it’s a movie that has its roots in a movie that not only was a remake but also led to two sequels. In this case, it’s the return of the high concept heist movie that helped pave the way for Steven Soderbergh to become a studio director after forging his path on indies. Before we get to the box office history of Ocean’s 11 and its sequels, we should look at what makes Ocean’s 8 special, and that’s just one word: WOMEN! That’s right. Someone, whether it was someone at Warner Bros. or Soderbergh himself, came up with a modern-day twist to help reinvigorate the heist franchise and that was by bringing together some of the biggest woman actors in the business including four Oscar winners.
There’s no question that having Oscar winners and box office stars like Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathway, Cate Blanchett and Helena Bonham Carter on your masthead is going to make Ocean’s 8 a big draw for both women and men, but there’s a lot more to the movie than just that. The premise of a group of women robbing the annual Met Gala in New York City seems like the perfect way for the franchise to go, and though Soderbergh himself isn’t directing, he is producing with filmmaker Gary Ross at the helm. (Ross, in case you didn’t know the name is a four-time Oscar nominee for movies like Seabiscuit and Big, plus he successfully brought Suzanne Collins’ The Hunger Games to the big screen, turning it into a $400 million blockbuster.)
Now let’s get to some box office history….
Released in December 2001, Ocean’s 11 was partially a blockbuster hit because Soderbergh had just won an Oscar for Traffic, but he also was able to remake the classic Rat Pack movie with a modern version of the Rat Pack, namely George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and Matt Damon, who were already becoming box office stars on their own. (The movie also starred Don Cheadle pre-Iron Man, Casey Affleck pre-Oscar and many more.) The movie opened with $38 million in the normally slow early December and then grossed $183 million thanks to holiday legs. Its sequel Ocean’s 12 opened on a similar Dec. weekend with $39.1 million and grossed $125 million, but it wasn’t received as well. Still, it made $362 million worldwide on a $110 million budget so Warner Bros./Soderbergh gave it another go and Ocean’s 13 opened softer on the same day (June 8) in 2007 to a weaker $36 million and $117 million domestic. So that’s it. Franchise over, right?
Nope… go forward ten or so years and someone comes up with the idea to have a bunch of women doing a heist, and though Julia Roberts is nowhere to be seen, but Sandra Bullock continues to be an even bigger star, especially after winning an Oscar for The Blind Side ($256 mill. domestic gross) and being nominated for Gravity ($274 mill.). She also co-starred with Melissa McCarthy in Paul Feig’s action-comedy The Heat ($159 mill.) although her 2015 film Our Brand Is Crisis was a huge bomb, grossing just $7 million. Still, that movie is definitely an outlier.
Anne Hathaway has been a star for almost seventeen years since her early appearance in Disney’s The Princess Diaries, but she’s followed that with big studio blockbusters like Disney’s Alice in Wonderland, hit animated movies (Rio and its sequel), awards-worthy musicals like Les Miserables (for which she won her Oscar), as well as Christopher Nolan blockbusters like The Dark Knight Rises (as Catwoman) and Interstellar. For women in their 20s and 30s, Hathaway could be one of the bigger draws as they’re likely to have grown up with her.
The Oscar-worthy cast continues with Cate Blanchett (fresh off her Marvel debut in Thor: Ragnarok) and Helena Bonham Carter, who also appeared in Les Miserables, but that followed her role in the last few Harry Pottermovies, her Oscar nomination for The King’s Speech, Disney’s Alice in Wonderland and more. That’s not to take anything away from the likes of Rihanna and Mindy Kaling, each of whom have their respective audiences, as well as the relative newcomer, New York’s own Awkwafina. The diverse mix of women featured in the movie should help bring in a similarly diverse audience of women.
It’s also related that in July 2015, Sony released Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters, which changed genders to focus on four hilarious women comics, something which was met with outrage by male Ghostbusters fans, but still opened with $46 million and grossed $128.3 million domestically. (Unfortunately, it also cost $144 million and the $100 million made overseas didn’t help matters.)
Even so, that seems like a pretty good barometer for Ocean’s 8, even though it’s likely to be targeting older women even though it has the same PG-13 rating as Ocean’s 8.  Reviews so far haven’t been bad with 77% Fresh on RottenTomatoes(just slightly higher than Ghostbusters), and that will certainly make a difference since negative reviews could have destroyed it.
In other words, Ocean’s 8has a lot going for it even without a lot of direct competition, so expect it to do very well with high-$30 millions on the low-end but more likely more than $40 million. We’ll have to see if it can get past the next two weeks of blockbusters to surpass the total for Ocean’s Thirteen, but there’s a good chance that the names involved will help the movie do well overseas as well.
HEREDITARY (A24)
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If all of the great female actors in Ocean’s 8 wasn’t enough for you, and you like the movies you see to scare your pants off (and then give you nightmares about walking around without pants), then you’ll probably want to check out Toni Collette in this directorial debut by Ari Aster.
One of the bigger buzz movies to come out of the Midnight section of Sundance in January, the raves and hyperbole for Aster’s horror movie are not unwarranted, although this isn’t your typical high concept horror i.e. it’s not based on a popular party game like Ouija or Truth or Dare.
Collette is a solid actor who was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense and has appeared in a number of great indies in the decades since, including this week’s Hearts Beat Loud (see below). She’s joined by Alex Wolff, one half of the Disney Channel’s “Naked Brothers Band” with brother Nate, who recently appeared in the Sony hit Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, as well as Gabriel Byrne, another well-established dramatic actor. It’s hard to tell whether Wolff will help the movie bring in the younger audience who normally would be apt to see a horror movie that could potentially eff ‘em up, but more discerning moviegoers should appreciate Colette and Byrne for sure.
A24 has had decent success with horror movies in the past, specifically Robert Eggers’ The Witch, released in Feb. 2016 (a year after its similarly rave-worthy Sundance debut) to open with $8.8 million and make $25 million total. Last year’s It Comes at Night opened on the same early June weekend and didn’t fare as well (less than $6 million opening and under $14 million total).
The question now is what makes Hereditary different from those two? First of all, it’s set in the present day and disguises itself as a grieving family drama, but when the supernatural enters the mix, the movie becomes something that has the potential of buzz on the level of The Blair Witch Project or even The Exorcist.
If you’re a horror fan, hopefully you haven’t ruined some of the movie’s bigger surprises by reading too much about it, but you’ll definitely want to see the movie. The movie’s 93% Fresh on RottenTomatoesis better than the two A24 horror films mentioned above, which also should build interest.
That drive by horror fans to see the movie as soon as possible and A24 potentially getting the movie into more theaters due to the timing i.e. post-Deadpool 2 and pre-Incredibles 2 should help the movie open in the low teens. Even if it winds up closer to $10 million, that would still make it A24’s biggest opener to date.
My Review
HOTEL ARTEMIS (Global Road)
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Continuing the theme of great women actors, this crime-thriller from Drew Pearce, his feature film directorial debut after writing Iron Man 3 and Mission Impossible – Rogue Nation, stars Jodie Foster, another great actor who has been fairly dormant in the last few years. In fact, it’s been five years since Foster appeared opposite Matt Damon in Neill Blomkamp’s unfortunate sci-fi movie Elysium. (It did okay worldwide, grossing $286 million, but it was a disappointment cause Foster wasn’t very good in it.)
Foster is joined by David Bautista, the former WWE superstar best known for playing Drax in Guardians of the Galaxy and the recent Avengers: Infinity War; Sterling K. Brown, the Emmy-winning This is Usstar who recently appeared in Black Panther; Sofia Boutella from Star Trek Beyond, The Mummy (ouch!) and Atomic Blonde; Zachary Quinto, also from Star Trek; Jenny Slate and Jeff Goldblum (making barely a cameo).
That seems like a pretty strong cast for an action movie except that Hotel Artemis is more of a high-concept crime thriller set in the title location, a hospital/safe haven for criminals who pay to become members.
This is only the second release from the newly-named Global Road (formerly Open Road) after the unfortunate Show Dogs, and it will be another test to see if their marketing is reaching the right audiences and doing much to get them interested.
This one is certainly going to have a tough time making a mark over the male-driven blockbusters still in theaters as well as the two movies above, and because of that, I can see this one ending with a disappointing $6 to 7 million this weekend and not more than $20 million total.
Mini-Review: While Pearce’s directorial debut should be the type of movie I would normally like, the bad tends to outweigh the good as his screenplay just isn’t up to the snuff. Some of the dialogue is so bad at times that you may wonder how Pearce got prestigious actors like Sterling K. Brown and Foster on board. They offer the best performances, the former as a would-be bank robber who comes to the Hotel Artemis for medical help after a botched robbery and the latter as Nurse, who runs the Hotel Artemis.  It’s certainly an intriguing concept to have a hotel/hospital for criminals willing to pay a hefty sum for membership, but this concept is used as the centerpiece for pseudo-sci-fi storytelling on par with The Purge movies, as criminals come to Hotel Artemis to hide from the law or evade the riots outside. There are certainly some interesting characters, although Dave Bautista’s bouncer/orderly doesn’t offer much range from other roles he’s played. Same with Sofia Boutella, who at least has a terrific hallway fight on par with Old Boy.  Although Foster is decent, you might wonder why she was made to look so old, and spurred Charlie Day to do give such an over-the-top performance with a horrible accent.  Jenny Slate and Zachary Quinto are so miscast as a social worker who knew Nurse’s dead son and the son of the city’s biggest crime lord that one wonders if they were Pearce’s first choice.  Worst of all, Hotel Artemis sells itself as an action movie but then offers very little action as most of the film is exposition from Nurse about her son, and the film quickly fizzles out and never quite recovers. Rating: 5.5/10
Ocean’s 8should win the weekend with relative ease, and though Hereditary might be held back by stronger returning fare, it could also pull off a surprise second place, mainly due to fans of quality horror not having much to appease them so far this year. Solo will have another drop putting it very close to Deadpool 2 in its fourth weekend, while Hotel Artemis will probably have to settle for a few scraps.
This is what the Top 10 should look like…
1. Ocean’s 8 (Warner Bros.) - $41.2 million N/A
2. Hereditary (A24) – $13.8 million N/A *
3. Solo: A Star Wars Story (Lucasfilm/Disney) - $13.5 million -54%
4. Deadpool 2 (20thCentury Fox) - $13 million -44%
5. Adrift (STX Entertainment) - $6.8 million -40%
6. Hotel Artemis (Global Road) - $6.5 million N/A *
7. Avengers: Infinity Warc (Marvel/Disney) - $5.8 million -45%
8. Book Clubc (Paramount) – $5.1 million -25%
9. Upgrade (BH Tilt) – $2.4 million -50%
10. Life of the Party (New Line / WB) – $2 million -43%
* Both these new movies are being released into more theaters than the estimated theater counts, Hereditary by more than 700 theaters, so that makes it even more possible that it will do even better than my original projection.
LIMITED RELEASES
One of my faves from Sundance is released this Friday as well as a hot Sundance doc that I only saw more recently but is already my favorite movie of the year.
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First up is Hearts Beat Loud (Gunpowder and Sky), the new movie from filmmaker Brett Haley, who directed last year’s The Hero (which made my Top 10) and I’ll See You In My Dreams before that. This one stars Nick Offerman and Kiersey Clemons (Dope) as a father and daughter who (sort of) start a band together, but there’s more to it than that, as Offerman’s Frank Fisher owns a Red Hook record store that’s in danger of going out of business while his daughter Sam is preparing to head off to L.A. to pursue a career in medicine and is torn when she falls for an artist, played by Sasha Lane. The movie also stars Toni Collette, Ted Danson and Blythe Danner, and it features some amazingly catchy songs by Keegan Dewitt (who also did music for Haley’s previous films).
My Interview with Brett Haley, Nick Offerman and Kiersey Clemons
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Next up is not only going to be the best movie of the weekend but possibly of the entire year and that is Morgan Neville‘s documentary Won’t You Be My Neighbor? (Focus Features), which you may have guessed, is about Fred Rogers of the beloved PBS show “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood.” If you’re like me, you watched this show religiously as a youth, and Neville does an absolutely fantastic job telling his story and covering some of the highlights of his life. So far, this is not only my favorite doc of the year but also my favorite movie of any kind. Neville finds a way to tell Rogers’ story in a distinctive way that really tugs at the heartstrings, and if you’re not completely sobbing your way through this movie, then you just don’t have a soul. (I’m talking to you, Dan Schindel of The Film Stage! Are you kidding me? A “C”?!?)
Andrea Riseborough stars in Christina Coe’s Nancy (Samuel Goldwyn), a drama that premiered at Sundance but one I wasn’t too crazy about even though I generally like Riseborough. In this one, she plays an odd woman living with her abusive mother (Ann Dowd, who also appears in Hereditary) who pretends to be the long-lost and estranged daughter of a couple played by Steve Buscemi and J. Smith Cameron.
I’m more thrilled that the Korean blockbuster Believer (Well GO USA) will be released into select theater this weekend. Lee Hae-young’s crime-thriller is about an investigator who is trying to bring down the head of Asia’s biggest drug cartel along with a disgruntled member of his gang. Check out the trailer below:
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A comedy that premiered at Slamdance and is getting release in theaters and On Demand is Dan Mirvish’s Bernard and Huey (Freestyle Digital Media), written by legendary columnist and cartoonist Jules Feiffer and starring David Koechner and Jim Rash.  They play friends from college who reconnect when Huey (Koechner) crashes at Bernard’s place as the latter has fallen in love with the former’s daughter Zelda (Mae Whitman).  In return, Huey tries to seduce the women in Bernard’s life.  
Also in select cities and On Demand is Colin McIvor’s Zoo (Samuel Goldwyn) about a group of young friends who try to save a baby elephant during the 1941 air raids over Belfast, Ireland. Art Parkinson (Game of Thrones) stars along with Toby Jones and Penelope Wilton.
As far as other docs, we get Lorna Tucker’s Westwood: Punk, Icon, Activist (Greenwich), which is about Malcolm McLaren’s former partner, Dame Vivienne Westwood, who helped redefine British fashion over the course of 40 years.  After premiering at Sundance, the doc opens in New York Friday at the IFC Centerand in L.A. at the Nuart on June 15.
Opening in L.A. is Miao Wang’s doc Maineland (Abramorama) as the Beijing Taxi director spent three years in China and the U.S. to tell a story of two Chinese teenagers, Stella and Harry, as they attend a boarding school in rural Maine as “parachute students.” It won a special jury prize at SXSW.
The Quest of Alain Ducasse (Magnolia) is Gilles de Maistre’s French doc about the world-famous chef who manages 24 restaurants in eight countries and is preparing to open a new restaurant in the Château de Versailles.  Haven’t seen this yet, but it will be available On Demand as well as at New York’s Quad Cinema.
Speaking of New York theaters, my beloved local theater, the Metrographwill be playing restorations of Francis Ford Coppola’s 1963 film Dementia 13 along with his daughter Sofia Coppola’s early short Lick the Star from 1998. They’ll also continue with the Kubrick and Jane Fonda retrospectives and Bill Gunn’s Ganja and Hess.
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You Could Now Enter The Upside Down: The TV, Ebook, and Film References In Stranger Issues
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You Could Now Enter The Upside Down: The TV, Ebook, and Film References In Stranger Issues
In case you’ve been caught within the “Upside Down” for the previous yr, Stranger Issues is a Netflix unique sequence that took the world by storm shortly after its launch in July of 2016. Audiences of all ages turned obsessive about the present’s sci-fi horror subject material that’s oozing with nostalgia and fell in love with the proficient group of younger new actors.
Whereas everybody was glued to the display screen binge-watching, it was straightforward to overlook the slew of easter eggs scattered all through the sequence that pay homage to lots of the present’s influences. With season two of Stranger Issues now on Netflix, we’re having a look again at a few of these hidden references you’ll have missed final season. Chances are you’ll now enter the Upside Down.
One factor that caught everybody’s consideration when first launched to Stranger Issues was the present’s soundtrack. Its synth-heavy sounds will be described as nothing lower than foreboding. Though using synths is acceptable, contemplating that the present is ready within the 1980s, it’s a nod to the work of John Carpenter. Carpenter is the composer of a handful of traditional ’70s and ’80s horror movies equivalent to Halloween, The Fog, and They Stay. It’s clear that they have been making an attempt to emulate Carpenter’s unique scores with eerie staccatos, backed by impactful and in-your-face synths, and so they completely succeeded.
The faceless, slimy creature featured all through the sequence known as the Demogorgon shares sturdy similarities with the xenomorph creature from the Alien franchise. For starters, the unnerving sludge that the creatures go away of their wake will be noticed in each Alien and Stranger Issues. As well as, Stranger Issues’ Demogorgonperforms related actions as Aliens‘ xenomorph—like impregnating its victims very very similar to the “facehuggers” within the franchise. The eggs by which the “facehuggers” come out of look nearly an identical because the face of the monster within the tv present.
Stranger Issues‘ Eleven is clearly an inspiration from the 1976 movie adaptation of Stephen King’s novel Carrie—and the similarities are seemingly limitless.Each Eleven and Carrie are females powerhouses who possess a variety of telekinetic powers. Each women are the product of over-protective upbringings with Eleven’s guardian being a semi-crazed scientist and Carrie’s mom a spiritual zealot. Each characters seem like comparatively type and harmless, but when provoked, lash out and switch violent. Even a number of the photographs in Stranger Issues are a direct reference to Carrie—like the best way they each have trance-like stares. No to say the scene when Eleven’s hand pushes by the goo to get out of the Upside Down is finished in a really Carrie-like approach.
Using a sensory deprivation tank in Stranger Issues is one more homage to the 1980 movie Altered States. Within the present, Eleven should use a sensory deprivation tank so as to totally journey into the opposite dimension often known as the Upside Down. A sensory deprivation tank was additionally used for related functions within the movie Altered States when the primary character is below the affect of assorted psychotropic medication. Not solely is the thought related, however so are the photographs, costumes designs, and unusual psychedelic scenes that comply with.
There are additionally sturdy similarities between Stranger Issues and Shut Encounters of The Third Type since each of the primary characters have dad and mom who’ve been virtually pushed to madness because of their obsession with supernatural occasions. In Shut Encounters, the daddy scares his household by constructing the Satan’s Tower out of mashed potatoes and shovels grime into his lounge following an alien premonition. In Stranger Issues, Joyce Byers discovers that she will join along with her misplaced son by electrical energy, so in a state of hysteria, she buys 1000’s of Christmas lights and creates a communication board on the wall. The blinking lights are additionally a reference to the climax of Shut Encounters.
E.T is among the most referenced pop-culture gadgets within the Stranger Issues sequence. Should you look carefully, you’ll find a nod to E.T. in nearly each scene. From the nighttime flashlight search sequences, or the boys making an attempt to flee authorities officers on their bikes by the neighborhood, they’re all tributes to Spielberg’s sci-fi traditional.
With Eleven by no means experiencing the skin world, she’s basically alien to all of it and explores the world with an E.T.-like fascination and amazement—her obsession with Eggo waffles is very similar to E.T’s obsession with sweet. One scene that stands proud like a sore thumb is when the boys try to decorate Eleven like a traditional woman to disguise her shaved head and lack of regular garments, an an identical scene to that in E.T.
Preserve studying to see how a lot the present creators idolized Stephen King
Only one glimpse on the Stranger Issues poster on the left and it’s straightforward to see the plain similarities between the sequence and Star Wars. However apart from the posters, there are references from the unique Star Wars movie all through the present too. Contemplating that The Empire Strikes Again was launched solely three years earlier than the yr the present is ready, it’s no marvel why these younger adolescent boys make quite a few references to the film all through the sequence. Mike owns a Yoda motion determine and responds to Eleven’s powers by noting that she is rather like a Jedi. Additionally, when Lucas is below the impression that Eleven is making an attempt to betray the boys, he calls her “Lando” after Lando Calrissian who betrays Han Solo within the movie.
When casting the 4 principal boys in Stranger Issues, the creators of the present had them act out strains from the movie Stand By Me. They did this to learn the chemistry between the boys and to see if they might correctly create a way of younger male camaraderie in addition to argue with one another like most younger boys do. The essence of Stand By Me can be current within the sequence in the way it focuses on a bunch of younger boys which can be at a happy-go-lucky time of their lives, but are introduced nearer by a tragedy that they endure collectively. There are additionally some scenic hints on the film with the boys strolling alongside the railroad tracks collectively, an iconic and repeated scene in Stand By Me.
There’s one scene, specifically, that happens in Stranger Issues that would have been influenced by the movies Nightmare on Elm Road, Videodrome, or each. Within the present, Will makes an attempt to speak together with his mother by way of the partitions of their dwelling. The partitions start to indicate the define of a human physique which is the Demogorgon making an attempt to push from the Upside Down into the true world. This identical impact will be seen in Videodrome with the flesh TV scene in addition to in Nightmare On Elm Road because the villain Freddy Krueger pushed out from the wall above a sleeping teenager on the mattress beneath.
Stranger Issues makes many direct references to Dungeons and Dragons, the favored board sport of the ’80s. Not solely is it the boys favourite sport to play collectively, nevertheless it is among the first pop-culture references made within the sequence, with the present opening up with the boys ending a fierce 10-hour Dungeons and Dragons sport. Within the sport, the primary villain is named the Demogorgon, which the boys later identify the creature they face within the present. Additionally they seek advice from the sport when discussing their particular person roles and methods all through the sequence of their battles in opposition to the Demogorgon and discovering their lacking pal.
One other movie that closely impressed lots of the themes and characters of Stranger Issues was the 1985 movie The Goonies. For starters, each are set across the identical time and in related locations. The characters in each the sequence and movie share related clothes kinds and pursuits and are intent on fixing a thriller that’s far larger than themselves. With that in thoughts, it’s not stunning that each teams of boys handle to get into their justifiable share of bother. One other attention-grabbing factor is that just about each character in The Goonies has an nearly an identical counterpart in Stranger Issues—probably the most notable being the similarities in Chunk from The Goonies and Dustin from Stranger Issues with their loud mouth conduct, love for meals, and comedian reduction.
Stranger Issues screams Stephen King at nearly each flip. From its science-fiction horror themes to the creature that preys on youngsters from a unique dimension, it’s stunning he didn’t have something to do with the sequence. But, that doesn’t imply that they didn’t reference him a good quantity. Even the font for the Stranger issues poster appears to be like prefer it was taken proper off one in all King’s well-known soft-cover horror novels. There are different delicate hat tricks to King equivalent to when Joyce assaults her wall with an axe very similar to the scene in The Shining, the group of boys resembling The Losers Membership in IT, the Upside Down wanting an terrible lot like The Mist, and quite a few extra.
Though there are a couple of references to John Carpenter’s movie The Fog, probably the most noticeable is the present’s give attention to radio broadcasts. In The Fog, a DJ from a small city can entry these supernatural forces by way of broadcasting and unintentionally broadcasts a message on the airwaves from a century earlier. That is much like Stranger Issues scenes the place the radio airwaves act as a medium the place the 2 totally different dimensions will be accessed directly. The Fog additionally had an affect within the sense of group shared by the characters. The residents in every small city need to work collectively to beat the supernatural forces in opposition to them.
Should you have been paying shut consideration, you may need observed Lucas’ character is a delicate nod to Rambo. This may be seen particularly when he infiltrates the Hawkin’s Laboratory on his personal and the way he by no means backs down from a struggle. Though his weapon of selection was a slingshot and never an M-60 machine gun, it’s the thought that counts. On high of his heroic actions, the clothes he wears, particularly his camouflage bandana is a nod to Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo character. But, in accordance with the Duffer brothers, the present’s creators, the bandana was the actor’s personal concept. Possibly he was the one which had Rambo in thoughts?
You’d by no means assume Stranger Issues was influenced bu Jaws would you? Discover out in a couple of slides!
One more tribute to Stephen King are particular concepts taken from the 1984 adaptation of his novel Firestarter. Within the movie, the telekinetic protagonist is a feminine near Eleven’s age. Within the present, they borrow the notion that an overuse of telekinetic energy may result in a nosebleed which is a staple for Eleven within the present. Additionally they used the thought of experimental testing on the younger woman in Firestarter which may be very clear in Stranger Issues. Furthermore, even the headgear that the 2 women put on may be very related whereas they’re testing their powers within the lab.
Within the last scene of the season, Will goes to the toilet the place he throws up a disturbing-looking alien slug into the sink. He then begins to slide again into the Upside Down for a short second, taking us as soon as once more into the alternate dimension. When he comes again, he simply stares at himself within the mirror. Though he’s bodily again from the Upside Down, we all know that that is solely the start of one thing extra. This can be a reference to the ultimate scene within the tv present Twin Peaks when Agent Dale Cooper smashes his head into the mirror above the sink, laughing in an uncomfortable trend displaying a lack of sanity. Though it was over, it wasn’t actually over.
Together with Alien, the Demogorgon in Stranger Issues owes a few of its attributes to the monsters in each Jaws and Predator. Just like Jaws, the Demogorgon is interested in blood, which is noticed in quite a few scenes, particularly when Barbara unintentionally cuts herself and drops blood into the pool, attracting Demogorgon, which then opens a portal and takes her. Additionally, Sheriff Hopper from the present is predicated on Sheriff Brody from Jaws in that they have been as soon as big-city sheriffs now combating off a monster terrorizing their small city. The Demogorgon is very similar to the creature in Predator because of its human-like look, in addition to the ominous clicking noises it makes earlier than it assaults.
In Stranger Issues, Jonathan Byers is looking for his misplaced youthful brother Will within the forest. Whereas looking out, he stumbles upon the favored jock, Steve Harrington’s home, who simply occurs to be relationship his crush, Nancy Wheeler. Johnathan sees Nancy staring out of the window and he stops to snap a couple of photos of her with out her figuring out.
This scene may be very harking back to the movie Physique Double. Within the 1984 thriller, an nearly an identical scene takes place, the place the 2 males are peering by the blinds on the woman proper earlier than each women are about to have intercourse. In Stranger Factors, Nancy is about to lose her virginity. A bit creepy, however a really efficient scene. That is additionally a nod to Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window about voyeurism and the male gaze.
Inside the sequence, there are a couple of nods to the 1982 movie Poltergeist, and the way may there not be? Folks being suffering from supernatural beings, they have been certain to throw a couple of references in there. Within the first episode of the sequence, Joyce Byers surprises her son Will with tickets to go see Poltergeist though she beforehand forbade it, which is about as apparent as a reference you may get. Then, later within the sequence, after Will disappears she tries to speak with him by the electrical energy coming from the partitions of her home, precisely like Carol Anne in Poltergeist.
The 1981 sci-fi movie Scanners facilities round a navy analysis lab that’s making an attempt to review and harness the powers of “scanners” or individuals with telepathic and telekinetic powers. Sound something like Stanger Issues? Other than the premise of the 2 being carefully associated, there may be one explicit sequence in Stranger Issues that’s borrowed straight from Scanners. That is when Eleven makes use of her telekinetic powers to assault a bunch of guards on the Hawkins Laboratory. Though the scene is rather less gory than the one in Scanners, it’s the identical concept.
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It’s no coincidence the rise of home theatre has happened right alongside the change from old fashioned, tube style TVs to flat screens.
It MAY be coincidence that home theatre has taken off thanks to (cough) the prices Australians pay at the box office to watch the latest Star Wars flick or something starring Margot Robbie and Jennifer Lawrence – together.
However, from personal experience, it seems there are still quite a few people that don’t understand what home theatre is or what it’s meant to do.
Here’s something in plain English to help de-mystify it all and we’ll start with the visual stuff.
  What to watch it on?
Widescreen
It really is as the word suggests. Take your smartphone, turn it on its side – and that’s widescreen.
It’s also why you should pretty much never video anything holding your phone vertically.
The term widescreen is also a mathematical thing.
Remember hearing the word “ratio” back in school.
It means how many of one thing there is compared to another.
Widescreen is a ratio of 16:9, meaning 16 units horizontally against 9 units vertically.
It can also be expressed as 1.78:1 – that’s what you get when you divide 16 by 9.
Full HD/4K/Ultra HD
Two of these terms – 4K and Ultra HD – are interchangeable, while Full HD has fallen out of favour and is no longer commonly used.
TV screens, in fact any screen, like the one in your laptop or smartphone, are made up of dots called pixels – that’s shorthand for picture elements.
Full HD or Full High Definition is 1920 x 1080, meaning there’s 1920 pixels horizontally and 1080 pixels vertically.
4K or Ultra HD contains double the number of pixels – 3840 x 2160.
Currently, 4K is the highest visual standard available.
You can buy movies on 4K discs and for a lucky few that have a working NBN service and subscription to an online video provider, such as Netflix, you can watch movies and documentaries in 4K.
Blu-ray, which is on the way out, offers movies in Full HD.
DVD is a standard that should have been binned years ago – it offers an even lower video standard.
  The sources?
Sound-wise, it’s another story.
Once upon a time there was CD. These compact discs provided great sound on a small carrier.
Very quickly came Video CD before the boffins worked out how to get even more info on to the same sized disc.
And thus was born the DVD or Digital Versatile Disc.
More boffinry has given us Blu-ray and now 4K discs.
What this allows is for more and more information to be stored. This includes video and audio information.
More info means a better picture, as well as access to information such as an actor’s biography while you’re watching the movie.
BUT you do need the right gadget to play the discs.
Microsoft’s X-Box S and the new X will play 4K discs – both games and movies – while brand name players are slowly being released by the likes of Samsung and Panasonic.
Backwards compatibility is a term that means a player will play an older format, in this case a hard plastic disc.
Brand name players should play 4K, Blu-ray, DVD, and CD, plus they’ll have a computer style USB socket to play those “legally acquired” movies you got from your mate at work.
Streaming services offer mainly standard definition fare, with some offering full high definition options.
What’s streaming, you cry?
Ever watched YouTube, on your computer or smartphone? That’s streaming.
Netflix was the first to say “here’s 4K streaming” and Stan is now also providing that option.
Access to these is getting better, with more and more manufacturers including them in a TV’s operating system.
Again, it’s all about information and the more information a provider transmits, the better an internet service you’ll need.
But, unless you have a 4K TV – it’s a waste of bandwidth.
  The screens?
There’s two types of screens available.
There’s LED or Light Emitting Diode, and OLED or Organic Light Emitting Diode. Although sounding similar, there’s a crucial difference.
OLED screens generate their own light. LED screens use LEDS to light the LCD or Liquid Crystal Display screen.
Confused? Don’t be. Each pixel in an OLED screen is lit by passing a small amount of electricity through it. Power on, light. No power – no light.
It’s also why OLED screens are able to produce 100 percent blacks, so when watching something like Stanley Kubrick’s epic 2001: A Space Odyssey – space is black black – not an almost, slightly murky grey – but black.
LED screens have a bank of LEDs placed around the perimeter of the screen or, in higher end models, they are arranged in lines behind the LCD screen. These come pretty close to the inky blacks of OLEDs.
There’s then the various terms that makers use. For example, Samsung uses a term called QLED.
These use different kinds of LEDs, with some reviews suggesting they’re better in reproducing colours than OLED screens.
Size, as any lover of chocolate will tell you, is important. And, as an odd aside, just like car tyres, they’re measured in inches – not millimetres.
TV screens are measured diagonally, with the most common size nowadays 55-inch. That’s 137.5mm or roughly 4.5-feet.
Getting back to maths. There’s a sweet spot beyond which a 4K screen is pointless.  
Consider a 4K screen that measures 40-inches diagonally, versus a 55-inch or 75-inch screen.
Remember, they’re all 4K, so they have the same number of pixels. But at a certain distance from the screen, the image on a 4K screen will look no different than the same-sized but lower resolution, full high definition screen.
That’s because the human eye can only see so much detail at a certain size.
So if you’re considering a 40-inch 4K screen, sitting any further than three metres away from it is a bad investment.
  Sound
George Lucas once said that sound is 50 percent of the experience.
It means HOW a movie sounds can make a huge difference in the level of enjoyment.
Surround sound
Again, just like widescreen, the trick is in the name.
Stereo is what we hear from a left and right perspective. Stereo is also known as two channel, because it has two audio sources.
Surround sound takes that up a notch or two. Surround sound once meant 3.1, with a speaker to the left, right and two behind producing the same or mono sound – making up the 3 channels.
The .1 is the bass, or low frequency boom that rattles the room when a car explodes or Darth Vader reaches out his hand and throws a good guy into a wall.
That speaker is called a sub-woofer, due to the sounds being subsonic or below the audible limit.
As a rule, home theatre sub-woofers have their own power source, as bass delivery, done properly, needs a fair amount of electrical grunt.
Then along came 5.1, with left, right, a centre speaker to help localise the voice of the actors on screen, and two speakers behind the viewing position with independent, rather than mono channels.
Now there’s 7.1, some 9.1, and even 11.1 for super high end audio compatible systems, with the intent across any variant to spread the sound around, placing the viewer right in the middle of what’s called a soundstage.
The sound is provided by a receiver, generally accepted as a multi-channel amplifier and surround sound decoder fitted with a radio tuner, and possibly other features like internet radio.
The more channels a receiver can decode, the more plugs it will have on the back – to which the speakers can be connected.
Sound formats
There was Dolby Digital to start with and this name was applied regardless of whether the audio had stereo or surround sound.
DTS was the opposition format and tended to provide only surround sound, with a broader sound to the . . . sound.  
The latest big gun in sound is Dolby Atmos. This allows for speakers to be placed in the ceiling and give an even broader feeling of being inside the sound – be it music, action, sci-fi, or suspense.
Soundbars
By no measure are these a compromise compared to “traditional” surround sound.
They are generally a long, thin, black looking thing that’s placed at the base of your TV or perhaps wall mounted.
On their own they won’t provide a lot of bass so they will come with a separate “subbie” – the .1 part of the sound.
Some companies, such as Yamaha, market soundbars that fire sound upwards to simulate the Dolby Atmos effect.
  The experience
Set up properly, using a Blu-ray player connected to your TV and receiver via cables known as HDMI, that provide a fully digital signal between components, the effect is theatre sound, with a smaller version of the large movie theatre screen for the video.
And, that folks, is home theatre.
Some companies understand that not everyone is technically minded so they’ll sell HTIB or Home Theatre In A Box.
This is a receiver, generally of five channels, with small speakers and a small not quite sub-woofer.  
Better units provide tower style speakers and a bigger, more powerful, sub-woofer.
  The final number
Not surprisingly, the more you spend, the higher the quality of the sound and video options that become available.
TV screens are like computers in that they have processors for the picture, so the more you spend the better the processor.
Naturally, the bigger the screen, the more your hip pocket takes a whack.
OLED screens are still, dollar for dollar, a bit more expensive – but then there are those true blacks and whites and everything in between.
Audio receivers become more expensive, with the number of features and the amount of power they offer.
If a small, relatively average receiver is all that’s needed, it’s a lot easier to live with dollar-wise compared to something that will power nine speakers and deliver more than 1000 watts of power.
In essence, that’s home theatre. Sit back, plug in, ready the popcorn, and enjoy the movie.
  Looks like it sounds about right It’s no coincidence the rise of home theatre has happened right alongside the change from old fashioned, tube style TVs to flat screens.
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Andy’s 2017 Television Report
I love watching good TV. I still feel there’s a stigma associated with watching as much as I do, but I’m trying to own it. I love TV. I would much rather watch an old West Wing ep than go on a hike or do basically anything outdoorsy. So there that is. And here is an exhaustive list of everything I watched this year.
Not Enough Time and/or Motivation to Watch/Finish Ranked by Level of Intention to Watch/Finish
10. The Vietnam War 9. Godless 8. The Young Pope S1 7. The Handmaid’s Tale S1 6. Search Party S2 5. Rick & Morty S3 4. Halt and Catch Fire S4 3. You’re the Worst S4 2. Better Things S2 1. Broad City S4
Disappointing/Bad The Americans S5 Starts strong, has some nice character development, but the main story was inconsequential and frustrating, as were several side stories.
Preacher S2 Has cool moments and I still love the three leads, but the main plot left me cold. Not even close to as good as the debut season.
Sherlock S4 Stupid and infuriating.
Seasons I Liked, Ranked by Favoritism 32 Curb Your Enthusiasm S8 Same old show, wearing a little thin but still enjoyable.
31 I Love Dick Obtuse, intentionally discomfiting, wonderfully acted; Kathryn Hahn is a goddess.
30 Stranger Things S2 A fun time and not much more, which is fine.
29 Veep S6 Somehow exactly the same cruel, cynical show despite a somewhat significant premise shift.
28 Silicon Valley S4 More of the same. Not sure how much longer this show can sustain the whole “awkward tech bros overcoming impossible odds” premise. Hoping for some risks next season.
27 Vice Principals S2 A hilarious, surprisingly emotional comedy that will always be stuck in the shadow of its predecessor.
26 Love S2 Rock solid cast, writing with a nice balance of comedy, drama, and romance.
25 Bojack Horseman S4 I like this show less than everyone else who likes it, feels like. Still, no other televised depiction of depression rings truer, and remains funny without making light of serious mental illness.
24 Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Manic, inspired inanity.
23 Brooklyn Nine Nine S4/S5 Comfort food. Love everyone on the show. Every episode is the same and always will be and who cares.
22 Legion S1 In a year that hadn’t also included Twin Peaks: the Return, this would have ranked much higher for its crazy formalist experimentation, dazzling visual style, and sustained weirdness. Wish it had been more character-focused, and I hated the coda. Almost dreading season two.
21 Easy S2 Warm, human, real. Love the whole notion of a serialized anthology.
20 GLOW S1 Spending time with these characters just feels great, even when they’re behaving awfully. It’s the kind of show the predictability of which is a positive.
19 Big Little Lies S1 Reese Witherspoon projectile vomits pure green goop in this show. It rules.
18 Crashing S1 You love Pete or you don’t. I love him, have for years. The show is just more Pete.
17 The Good Place S1/S2 Quite possibly the most imaginative, innovate half-hour sitcom of all time; inspires equal investment in the characters and the ever-expanding mythology and mysteries, which is quite a feat.
16 Top of the Lake: China Girl Full review.
15 Fargo S3 By far the weakest season of the show, yet still one of the year’s best. Willfully disgusting and perhaps a bit too writerly, the last few episodes redeem some early rambling and formlessness. Ewan McGregor was not great in his role(s), and Carrie Coon’s performance was done a disservice by her appearing here and in The Leftovers simultaneously. But Mary Elizabeth Winstead and David Thewlis kill.
14 Ozark S1 Every 2-3 episodes contain enough plot for a full season of most other shows. It is wild. Characters at once inhabit archetypes and subvert them. I love how the main means of circumventing trouble is simply telling the truth.
13 One Mississippi S2 The best pure romance story on TV this year.
12 Future Man S1 Starts rough, slowly gets great. Consummately derivative sci-fi comedy. Couldn’t love it more.
11 Mindhunter S1 Spent most of the season deciding whether Jonathan Groff is terrible or magnificent here. Landed on magnificent, for the way he oscillates between ego states in response to story turns, negotiating his perceptions of both the concept of deviance and his sense of his own masculinity.
10 Dear White People S1 The number of characters this show balances is a miracle, and how it engenders empathy for all parties while maintaining its slick, ultracool visual style and exploring sensitive themes with the utmost nuance.
9 Mr. Robot S3 A vast improvement after the letdown of season two. Takes some weird risks that attempt retrofit current events into the show’s 2015 setting, and while not all of them work, the ones that do pay off massively. Plot mechanics are secondary to atmosphere, character, and theme. The cast is great as ever, and this year Bobby Cannavale joins the fray, which is never a bad idea.
8 Insecure S2 Continues to use top-notch production values and writing to explore lifestyles and perspectives previously ghettoized on TV, relegated to peripheral channels and the lowest of low budgets. Issa Rae’s performance is reliably loveable despite her character’s constant questionable decisions, but Yvonne Orji truly makes the show. Somebody cast her and Tiffany Haddish in something together asap.
7 Better Call Saul S3 Slow, methodical, pulpy, consistent. Another solid season of intricate, character-driven puzzle-piece storytelling.
6 American Vandal S1 The funniest entertainment of any type I consumed all year, and surprisingly thematically resonant as it progresses toward its conclusion.
5 Master of None S2 As funny, romantic, and charming as its creator. Tackles some surprisingly heavy subjects, has gained significant poignancy after cultural shifts that came later in the year.
4 The Deuce S1 An even seedier iteration of David Simon’s expansive storytelling style than The Wire, the period details of this show are casually perfect; unshowy and lived in. The Deuce convinced me that James Franco is one of our greatest living actors, on the level of someone like De Niro in his prime. Franco plays twins, and though they look and sound exactly alike, his slightly varied physicality always makes it clear who each is.
3 The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel S1 Such fun. A romantically stylized 1950s New York period piece starring a woman who should be, and might yet become, our biggest movie star. Nicely balances light comedy and light drama. Watching feels like cuddling up in a warm blanket.
2 Twin Peaks: the Return Mystifying, hilarious, infuriating, horrifying, wonderful.
1 The Leftovers S3 Not just the best season of television this year, but one of the greatest of all time. I have never been more satisfied by a finale. I refuse to write more lest I spoil anything. If you have not watched this show, watch it. The first season is flawed and difficult. The second is perfect, and so is the third. If this show’s premise even remotely appeals to you, watch it.
Favorite Episodes 12 “Amber Waves” The Americans S5E1 Bold start to an ultimately weak season. Features a ten-minute sequence during which a group of characters silently and methodically dig a hole, and somehow it is almost impossibly dramatic and exciting to watch. Here’s hoping the show picks up again for its final season next year.
11 “Chicanery” Better Call Saul S3E5 A courtroom episode rife with familial drama and series history exploited to maximum effect.
10 “Prodigal Daughter” Easy S2E6 A small, deeply humanist story of a high school girl discovering what she values, and how she wants to manifest those values. Lovely.
9 “Chapter V” Dear White People S1E5 Builds tension to a fever pitch using dialogue, editing, and camera techniques  downright orchestral. Directed by Barry Jenkins, of Moonlight fame.
8 “Part 8” Twin Peaks: the Return Several professional writers called this David’s Lynch’s Tree of Life, and I can’t describe it more succinctly than that. Lynch traces the origin of evil in his universe in a way no person who ever lived would except him.
7 “Who Rules the Land of Denial?” Fargo S3E8 For the bowling alley scene alone.
6 “eps3.4_runtime-err0r.r00” Mr. Robot S3E5 A bravura, (faked) single-take episode that brilliantly uses transit time to build tension.
5 “eps3.7_dont-delete-me.ko” Mr. Robot S3E8 The opposite of bravura; Elliot walks around with a young boy for most of the episode, and it is even more kinetic and exciting than the one with the single take.
4 “Amarsi Un Po'”/“Buona Notte” Master of None S2E9/E10 Heartbreaking. Aziz Ansari’s tribute to the Before Trilogy, and, let’s be honest, the Elevator arc from Louie, is brutal in its exposure of emotional truth. The chemistry between the leads makes the whole thing work.
3 “Part 18” Twin Peaks: the Return The finale. Mystifying, infuriating, horrifying, wonderful. Decidedly not hilarious.
2 “Thanksgiving” Master of None S2E8 A deeply-moving short film exposing a type of hardship so specific that I’d never seen it depicted before. The ways Ansari marks the passage of time throughout this story… just astounding.
1 “The Book of Nora” The Leftovers S3E8 Perfect. There is a monologue here with more story and gravitas than entire seasons of other shows, great ones. Watch The Leftovers.
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