#thirsty whores

[messenger-of-stupidity]

I’ve come to a realization. It doesn’t happen often. 

Tumblr seems to like the villains posts the most. Even if I fucking hate how they turn out.

The Fire Escape Dabi one is an exception. That took all of my productivity and will to live and motivation to write (meanwhile I’m steadily ignoring someone on discord that has been sending me a message since June because they think I’m gonna self die. But we don’t talk about that. It’s fine, he’s an asshole.) 

But the Shigaraki b-day one got more attention then ones I’ve written about heroes and I don’t like how it turned out.

...

I don’t know why I’m surprised. The majority of tumblr are just a bunch of thirsty simps that need to touch grass and reevaluate their standards because they are way to fucking low.

I say this with the utmost love as I, myself, am included in this majority.

[bananafishdepression]

The way Eiji pulls off infinitive amount of bitches daily

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HAPPY ONE YEAR FRIENDIVERSARY

did i rewrite this like ten times ? yes , yes , tf i did bc it keeps getting too long and idk ... as much as i love you , i'm too shy for this lol . i'm throwing up words and can't stop . annywaayy , you know my ass is super aesthetic and extra af so there's no way i couldn't not do this so get ready for a public declaration of my love . i can't remember the exact date i messaged you , but i do know it was the best decision i've made on this site . ofc , it didn't take long for me to be attached . i mean , look at our babies ... could you blame me ? this past year has been such a rollercoaster ( for both of us personally as well as our messy-ass children ) , but i'm so happy we're in it together . you're so supportive and smart and funny and kind . i live for your rants and just talking things out . i love the way your mind works and all the ideas that come . i'm reminded of how lucky i am to have you in my life every time i get a message from you . we're so similar in the most random ways and different enough to fit like a perfect little puzzle . i literally look forward to talking to you all of the time and i miss you so much when you're sleeping . truly , FUCK TIMEZONES bc i would stay up all day with you if i could . it's impossible for me to ever forget or doubt your love for me because we literally say it daily . but today especially i want and need you to know that I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH . like more than cleo and tonio ... more than oma and blake ... more than our babies combined . you said sometime in december that i'm stuck with you and you're right because i won't let you go now and i couldn't be happier . while we're mostly joking , it's still funny that we're both just as possessive and jealous of every other partner we have despite knowing our place . i can go on forever about our kids . i love getting to know you and your babies and i'm so excited for year two for us . my platonic soulmate . my bestie . my twin flame . i love ya babes <3333 happy annii !! also happy anni to our firstborns and hopefully they'll be happy for once .

[brainrotcharacters]

So I made time to pass by my local bookstore

There's a lot of affordable copies of Song of Achilles

I flipped to a random page just to see what the hype is about. I mean, I know, but I just wanted to hammer it in, you know?

Tell me why the chapter I flipped to is body worship 😃

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OKAAAAYYY .... it's about damn tiiimmmee for me to be sappy on this mfing dash . HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BBY !!! i feel like we've gone on an eternity knowing each other but also literally just met yesterday . i'm so so sooooo happy to have found you and while yk i'm forever mia , i hope you know just how much i love and adore you ( & the kids of course but it's about you today ) . you better not forget it too . there are too many kind words i could use to describe you , but i think you've always put it the best . you're my platonic soulmate . a person i must've met in some other life . a soul tie i'm so happy to have found in this one . idk when we'll link up , but in a world filled with so many fakes , i'm proud to say how genuine you are . i hope you celebrate yourself today and every other day . you're so much better than you sometimes give yourself credit for . you deserve nothing but the best in life and i pray you receive that and so much more . i love you and once again , happy birthday sab . besos <33333 @slumpcd

[danidrawsstuff]

dying at these tags oml

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☆ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity !

thank you baby <3333 idk how i'd ever forget . my fave girlie <333 besos x1000000