robin33r · 6 months ago
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TAURTIS.
Taurtis isn't talked about enough. He's genuinely gotten drowned out and it's golly awful!!! Everyone's so focused on Sam and grian and their stuff taurtis gets drowned out.
Taurtis is such an anomaly and he is MORE than just some silly guy who's Sam's best friend. I'd argue he's just as bad or maybe even a tad bit worse. Hear me out.
Straight up at the beginning of the series, no one mentions (outside of like 2 people) that taurtis has killed someone and made it on TV while getting away with it. Bros the first murderer we see in the season revealed and hey, this can imply he's done it before and never gotten caught. Taurtis knows damn well how things are and id argue hes the result behind Sam's behavior. Not Yuki, while she did also heavily influence him, he did a lot more damage.
No one ever mentions ot though because he's just a "silly little guy"
Even from the start Taurtis has been seen making these decisions for Sam but the way they work is making it look like the others independent when I can argue they're both codependent on eachother in a way. Taurtis even convinces and forces the idea of Sam doing things for to a sense someone can see "for his (Sam's) own good" When Sam was in love with Sookie and found out she was into women, he was bummed out, however Taurtis was the one who suggested he could chop her up or get Sam to dress as a girl in which; he even protested at first and kept denying. Taurtis in the beginning had a small weird obsession with when things went wrong; they could resort to "chop chop" It is known and we all talk about Sam and Yuki being a yandere but what about Taurtis being one potentially? I know this can be diminished by the nice treatment Salex (I have a whole another yap session about salex and him and sam) The second Sam said he had no chance with Sookie, Taurtis asked about using force and deceiving to help get Sam what he wants. Also for whatever reason he has a TON of images of Sam on his phone canonically?? Am I the only one who's taking that into acc?
Sam is EASILY one of the most quick-to-influence characters in the series and can easily be manipulated, despite being described as a manipulator himself. And the person who's been with him the most in life and who's been living ALONE with for who knows what time? For Sam to having gone down the rabbit hole he is, the person who'd have tk influence that would have to be Taurtis. He encourages and excuses everything and I'd argue he even partakes in stuff in his own time. There's also the fact he has no problem hurting his own friends as well, he's CONSTANTLY being physical with Sam and he doesn't even care with Stabbing him off a building as a friendly gesture to a sense. There's also the fact he literally doesn't care if someone (coughs SAM) plays dress up with him whenever they want, it's fine its whatever right?? He could care less about that stuff
HOWEVER in the end he's still a teenager, he's a genuinely insecure teenager. It's not directly stated however it is very much implied with his reactions and interactions and his need/drive to impress others and for them to be impressed by and to want him. He almost needs people to need him and that's probably part of what makes him happy about Sam's codependency because he knows Sam needs Taurtis. Taurtis needs someone to need him, which is probably what started his infatuation with salex because she always praised and flirted with him and fueled his confidence; that's what he wants or "needs." That's part of where I think not only Sam but TAURTIS is also codependent in his own way. It's an eye for an eye. He gives what he wants and expects that to be given back in its own way. He's more than happy with being popular and having Sam do so much, hell that helps boost his confidence. He's got his own demands and we've seen instances where he makes Sam supply hjm or give him his own food (which my friend has pointed out that Sam's willing to even starve for taurtis if it meant taurtis could feel full/get what he wanted.) We see Taurtis even being insecure when Sam and Grian point things out (like when he went bald and how horrible it looked) and he instantly jumped on trying to find ways to quickly grow his hair back. He doesn't want that imperfection. He's quick to jump to conclusions too because when Sam makes a small comment he INSTANTLY retorts. (Example; "you have a great chewwy/ you'd be a great chewwy-chewbaca" "are you saying I'm hairy/fat???) He's still an insecure teenager, despite his popular and having someone straight up need him to be even the slightest bit okay, I dont think he'd willingly abandon that
I have so much more to say but rn this is what I'm giving, I could go into his relationship with Sam, his acts/interests, hus family and childhood but that's for another episode
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amosprinz · 9 months ago
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pinksdoodles1 · 7 months ago
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professors will say shit like "i never put top marks" and never realize that they're basically admitting to being proud about none of their students ever succeeding. how do your own farts taste, huh?
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nkogneatho · 10 months ago
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he likes the kadarshians. he follows every fake ass model on instagram. he "read" the summer i turned pretty to impress some other girl while he was w me. he messes up and pretends to be the victim. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN LMAO
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demolitionistic · 6 months ago
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How to "take really good care" of someone 101, courtesy of Ming
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Step 1: Dump him on the floor in his own home
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Step 2: Passive-aggressively slutshame him
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Step 3: Insult and undermine him when he almost calls out your behaviour
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Step 4: Guilt him into apologizing. To you.
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Step 5: Leave him hurt and insecure and confused
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Step 6: Success (????)
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britneyshakespeare · 1 year ago
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He's a 10 but he doesn't foam at the mouth when reading alliterative Old and Middle English literature
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moe-broey · 3 months ago
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I CANNOT BE DOING THIS. THIS IS NOT WHAT I INTENDED TO DO. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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jorisjurgen · 1 year ago
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Joris (Crépin-)Jurgen, babygirl, 610yo man, the kindest most goofiest little guy, likely a war criminal, becoming the king regent of FUCKING BONTA while being an unaging motherfucker armed to teeth with 999999999999 cursed flaming poisoning artifacts of doom, and related to 2 very similarly murder-capable demigods who he's in an unhealthy triad of horrifying codependent familial relationships with:
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grelleswife · 6 months ago
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May I recommend you a very adorable anime? Tadaima, Okaeri! It is so cute it has my heart if you are searching for new anime to get into 😊
Hi, anon! When the trailer for this anime first appeared on my YouTube feed, I was delighted at the prospect of domestic fluff in an overtly queer household—but the realization that it was an omegaverse work promptly killed any interest I had in the story. Considering the genre’s checkered history of biological essentialism, imposition of patriarchal cishet dynamics onto mlm couples, uncritical depictions of noncon and sexual violence (because those big strong alphas have physical needs that must be met, am I right, fellas? 😬), and exclusion of women from the narrative, I’m deeply uncomfortable with engaging with omegaverse stories. I’m aware that more progressive versions of this setup exist, including ones that feature trans characters and/or wlw relationships, but it still leaves a bad taste in my mouth…though maybe that’s just the wolf pheromones. 🐺 It was sweet of you to think of me, but I’m afraid I’ll have to give this recommendation a pass.
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allthefoolishdreams · 6 months ago
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people who don't like girl groups are so funny like wdym you don't like girl groups at all??? there's so many out there you can surely find a few that you'd like
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gaybabeyjailbreak · 1 year ago
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@zyxult I have to say, being called deranged just for the ability to know when and where people talk about me when someone directly wishes for me to get physicaly injured right underneath only because I dare label the racoons who like trash racoons and their trash trash is kinda fucked up.
Like who needs to be told this is a conversation about not real characters.
But you all know, me and my stalker prowess are degenerate.
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lecliss · 8 months ago
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I hate when Vincent asks Lucrecia if she's sure about proceeding with the experiment and she's all yelling "if it only concerns me then yes I'm sure!" And like BITCH IT DOES NOT JUST CONCERN YOU!!!! THATS FUCKING SEPHIROTH!!! HES GONNA HAVE A SHIT CHILDHOOD AND HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND TRY TO KILL EVERYONE!!!! THAT IS LIKE THE FARTHEST FROM JUST CONCERNING YOU!!!!!
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gemharvest · 9 months ago
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Tbh I know I shouldn't be, but every time they release something new I am shocked by how misogynistic the Warriors writing can get. I read the wind excerpt and Hot Damn What Did They Do to Sunbeam.
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bleuberrygliscor · 9 months ago
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i know its 90% venting at the bleakness of american politics but like...
it really fucking blows to know that most people are probably not gonna vote this year. i cant wait for the fallout of that.
#rem rambles#last time trump was elected i was spit on and called a nigger to my face at work.#lets see what happens this time. surely not worse than that.#like fuck joe biden. i will personally beat him to death with a rock. i hated him last time. i hate him now.#but the swiftness that people are like 'no actually i'll take my chances with the republicans who have been flying nazi flags and actively#putting forth legislation to eradicate trans people and flirting with the klan and pushing for genital checks on kids' is...staggering.#like i see the strategy you think youre doing. as if democrats dont get off on losing constantly....#its not moral strength to sit down and let the worse motherfucker win just to say ''haha see! you need me! you should be nicer to me.''#if that was the case the democrats would have picked it up with hillary losing. but they didnt. obviously.#get local. start supporting local politicians that are more leftist than what we got. but by god to not expose people in red states#to even worse shit. do not encourage those bitches to visit my goddamn city AGAIN.#like what do you even think will happen outside of negative outcomes for people who arent you? like some republican will tell israel to sto#again i know its venting. so let me vent too. because holy shit is it wildly tone deaf to use the minorities that the republicans are#targeting as a fucking bargaining chip with people who dont care about us anyway.#as if saying ''im willing to sacrifice native americans to show democrats that i mean business'' will even work.#these people are so far gone that televised genocide will not move them. but you think digging your heels in will. absurd. childish behavio
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youaremysunshine-court · 1 year ago
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When you tell him his hair looks good tied up and he leaves it up for the next 7 hours
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missjessefantastico · 1 year ago
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i no longer want irl friends, i wanna be bitchy instead
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