#this guyyyyyy

[zcottwhathuh]

guess who's been watching args again

[felworthless]

II

[lesellieknope]

guess who just dropped £6 to get those stupid yearbook photos

[shinipede]

this is ceres. i killed him

[roeswater]

why is he lookin at me like thattttt

[takethebodymarc]

bad has an irl cough and remembers to have a memory dip

[whalesharkstho]

guess who finally got a chromebook so i no longer have to type essays on my fucking ipad

[sins-of-the-sea]

"Someone help Giovanni. He's become too powerful."

"Making cocktail shrimp and cocktail sauce is not 'powerful'."

"It is when the rest of the crew are fanatics who can eat them by the kilo. God help him he picks up on how to prepare scallops."

"He's lucky the two of us abide by kosher."

"Are we really? We're going to the worst part of the afterlife, why not add two or three things to be punished for?"

"...That is a good point. I'd be lying if I said the non-kosher seafood he prepares smells amazing. I suppose it won't be too bad if we give it a try, Hell or High Water....."

========================= 10 MINUTES LATER... =========================

"You two are supposed to start off mild before eating the stronger stuff like we are!"

"Cocktail shrimp isn't 'strong', it's just shrimp bobbing a couple minutes in vegetable broth!"

"Say that to the pair of Jewish twins throwing up out of the gun hatches."

[scarlethallow160]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT A PS5

[blueberryfruitbat]

hmmmm guess who has to contact a manufacturer because of their own idiocy and has anxiety about it

[viscericorde]

guess who has two less bones in her skull

[selfcarecap]

Ahh I believe in love at first sight

[torn-between-horn]

This isn't the end of my band career, it's just a new era.

[areyouawakexd]

dear anonymous devotee,

I am a married God. also Your link gave My comm a virus and I had to get a new one. please do not contact Me again

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

[dragon-spaghetti]

Kitty 💖