the master is so #relatable bc if i also had a best friend who i had been in love with for years but i didn’t know how to correctly deal with my emotions i too would try to take over the world and destroy the things they care about to get their attention and then die in front of them over and over
they should invent a way for passionate interests to function as a substitute for eating, etc. I mean, all this fun and I still have to get up and make dinner? rude
Bad news for all you authors out there who are dreaming of publishing your WIP titled simply College Algebra--approximately 80 gazillion people have beat you to it.
Source: the number of times this afternoon that I have had to try to track down records for ISBN-less books with this incredibly generic title
actually if you dislike izzy hands you’re not allowed to use the word izcourse®. izcourse® is a registered trademark by me, chiya intoblossom, and i think you’re all annoying as fuck. you can paypal me though.