#this is dumb I'm sorry

[starry-eyed-extraterrestrial]

Y'all know those machine's that simulate the pain of labor to men?

Okay now what if there was a machine that simulated the pain of AS and Tommy, Nikki and Vince all tried it to see what the pain of Mick's condition was really like.

I can imagine the screaming, whining and crying that will follow seconds after the machine is put on them.

And then the apologizing they do to Mick afterwards, while he has laughed throughout their entire painful experience because bitch he lives like this.

[sun-sandwich]

The middle child sense of humor

[pensbridge]

Daphne might burn for Simon, but Polin quite literally has the slowest of burns in this show.

[harmonicstupidity]

“C’MERE, I GOT SUMMAT FOR YA”

[varietysky]

"I got that dog in me!!!"

the dog in question:

[c0smicfern]

harry du bois:

217 solved cases.

best friends / lovers with kim kitsuragi.

lieutenant-double yefreitor in the RCM.

intense imagination.

a pretty okay detective and an absolutely GIANT COMMUNIST.

me:

0 solved cases.

best friends / lovers with my fiancée.

not in any policing organization.

intense imagination.

a pretty okay detective and an absolutely GIANT COMMUNIST.

synthesis: i am only slightly similar to harry du bois.

[wenddysburger]

woah gee I hope I don't draw anything cri

[kannibaleherzen]

Took the baes to DisneySea. ♡

[hunter-sylvester]

Transmasc!Eddie: my bottom dysphoria has been pretty bad lately

Himbo!Steve: ahw :( do you wanna top tonight, babe? 💕

[sins-of-the-sea]

"Tout le monde devrait parler davantage le français.~"

"Non."

[sud-e-magia]

[pensbridge]

I don't know if it's the weather change, but the exhaustion and level of not feeling like myself is a powerful force. Walking through life vs the person in my head— I am 37 different people throughout the week and it feels like taking shape of characters in fandom that I didn't ask for: I am a theatrical pirate; I am a viscount with unresolved trauma; I am the prince of Wales! Soon I won't even be a 3D, complex, earth-born collection of atoms anymore.

[ineffable-bisexual]

Angel where are you? ❓️

Hello, dear! 👋 I'm just closing up. Order without me.

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️ done 😈

Oh my. Just tea for me, please. 😇

Way ahead of you... 😎

Oh Crowley. You're a 🍑.

😳

❓️

Angel do you know what that means?

It's a peach.

......sort of 🫣

What is it then?

...I'll tell you later. Hurry up ⏰️

It's an oddly shaped peach I'll admit. 🤔

🛑

This one is odd too 🍆

😠 stop it

You're silly. 🤡

It's not me angel! It's texting! Certain emojis mean certain things! I told you this!!! 😡

Locking up 😘

😌

😜💦🍆😈 Can't wait to see you!

🤯 ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☠️

[oca-rinn-a]

behold the presentation of our blueberry peanut butter cinnamon toast

[somelazyassartist]

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