#this is fucking amazing man holy shit hahahah

[cheemken]

Knight I had a small angsty vision of the newest AU, while listening to Gods Mercy of all songs lmao

Actually it’s full on angst™️

Just,,,when all the Champions are captured, they get tortured to death instead of, idk, shooting them or something quick and relatively painless

Cause like Team RR is using them both as a show of power, but also what will happen to rebels and traitors if they don’t agree with Team RR

Imagine it being worse that they give E4 and gym leaders a change to join their side, cause they’re all strong trainer, before they label them as traitors, but not the Champions just to rub salt in the wound. Truly letting them know they have 0% chance of finding a way out of dying

Anyways yeah, Giovanni ordering them to stab Lance all over his body in non lethal parts, letting him slowly bleed out and watch the rest, Maxie ordering for Steven to be slowly burnt alive, Archie ordering the grunts to water board Wallace before finally drowning him, Iris being mauled to death by Dragon Types, just horrid deaths they all got

But wait ‼️‼️

What about SilkWing angst, like Giovanni ordering the grunts to kill Iris in front of Diantha and Lance, and both of them have to watch their practically get eaten alive. Them just screaming at the Leaders to let Iris live, saying “she’s only a teenager she doesn’t deserve this” “we don’t care what happens to us just let her go please”

But of course, Diantha’s gonna be next

Just Giovanni being an evil leader and killing Lances family in front of him before he dies himself

Also sorry if this is to much. Feel free to delete if you don’t want to answer this and just let me know so I don’t send something like this again

YOUR HONOUR THATS SO GOOD WHAT CBMDBCMDND

Oh love myself some torture fr fr if you have more concepts like this send em my way, man you don't understand I had like the whumpiest au back then in my old fandom and it low-key broke some people hahahaha the torture and abuse in that au was too much too ig but hey

Ough that's so good tho what the fuck😭😭😭 just bcmxbxmx yo idk this got me excited holy shit hahahah

Like, you know what would be so so fucked up SHIT FUCKING IMAGINE CHMDBXNDND if Lysandre knows just what would really fuck Diantha up, for not joining him, for wasting her beauty, for trying to stop him, is that instead of Dragon types being the ones to kill Iris, it's a pack of Houndoom. Like. She's literally being fed to the Houndoom and Diantha could only watch as she screams and writhes in her confines, screaming at Lysandre, cursing him, and Lysandre could only smirk as she watches her daughter get killed, and soon she'll follow suit

Like cjxncbmxbxsk OUGHHHHH IMAGINE TOO THO LIKE CNDNCBDN once all of the other Champions are dead and Lance is still around, Giovanni's there smirking at him, telling him that he must be missing a few people, he really wants to see just how Lance breaks. As if his daughter and wife wasn't enough fucking imagine Gio calls in the grunts and the other leaders to take Clair and Silver right where Lance is, and got them killed in front of him too cbmxnx like Gio's too deep within that rabbit hole that he had no problems having Silver killed, so Lance had to also watch his cousin and his son die before him man like csxjdmdjdkd

Ough bonus points if Lance is there just basically begging Giovanni to kill him, but for Gio that would be mercy, and why would he ever show him mercy y'know? Imagine if Gio and the other leaders kept him alive, making him watch as they destroy his home, his region, and the next will soon follow, he was forced to watch innocent people die, and Gio's there leaning close to him, forcing him to watch, "see how powerless you are? Are you truly still worthy of being called a Champion?" And he could only laugh as he watches the last bit of hope in Lance's eyes get extinguished, his defences crumbling, he was nothing more than a shell of his former self, and god did Giovanni revel in it.

[wowifinallywatched]

Listen...this is not my official more coherent thoughts around the Jigsaw installment of the fucking incredible Saw franchise that i normally like to post first but if you've ever wondered what it's like to watch a movie with me and my internal monologue well LOOK NO FURTHER

Coherent thoughts will be coming soon, but for now enjoy a raw reaction to whatever the FUCK THIS WAS I JUST FINISHED WATCHING AND I AKSBFKABF I JUST NEED TO SHARE THIS FEELING WITH SOMEONE HOLY FUCK-

JIGSAW

Listen if you're gonna be bringing this iconic and amazing as fuck series back it better be Fucking at the same level

Ah yes your standard creepy detective who makes sexist jokes like they get paid for it and no one does anything about it because “it's just who they are” and it's one of the bad qualities you have to adopt in about this person uh yeah no FUCK THA-

Okay I'm sorry I'm fucking sorry 39:33??!?!?!?!?!? FUCKING GOLD BEAUTIFUL STUNNING THAT WAS EVERYTHING IVE WANTED LISTEN I KNOW TRUST THE PROCESS OF THESE MOVIES DONT JUDGE TOO SOON BUT FUCK ME THAT WAS GOOD AND I WAS STILL TEETERING  Listen I miss John okay-

WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN IS HE GONNA COME BACK FROM THE DEAD OR IS THIS REALLY SMART AJBRIAHE Fucking skin suit or secret child ass akdbia

Eleanor DYING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT Like i can judge this would totally be me as well BEAUTIFUL??? OKAY BITCH NOW I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY

OH MY GOD SHOW ME WHO THE FUCK POISENED YOUR SIPPY CUP BAG MOTHERFUCKER I AM LOSING MY SHIT NOT KNOWING IF JOHN REALLY IS ALIVE OR NOT FUChis

“He was my nephew” Oh my god he was his nephew I'm sorry I had to-

BRKJZISHWJBEJAHSIWBWIHSIS MOTHERFUCKING SAW MY FUCKING GOD YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN WJDBQJ PUTTING HIM IN JOHNS CASKET HAHAHHA HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT QUIETLY OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE MOVIES SO MUCH THEY'RE ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD AND JUST AJDBSIHDJW OBSESSED  I CANNOT OH MY GOD I LOVE IT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SCENES IN MY BRAIN IT WAS EITHER GONNA BE TWO OPTIONS, JOHN WAS GONNA BE THERE OR HE WASN'T  BUT JUST IN SAW STYLE, A SURPRISE THIRD OPTION HAS APPEARED HAHAHAH Its like when you watch these movies, you're thinking so hard about one part of it (where the fuck is John) that you become completely oblivious to other options (surprise Mr. Coma has appeared) ALSO I WORK IN THE FUNERAL INDUSTRY AND THERE IS STRICT LAW THAT YOU CANNOT OPEN UP A COFFIN INSIDE THE CEMETERY SO H A

I'm trying to bring logic into these movies when I just watched a man get turned into a human milkshake

But this also means that someone could have taken John's body and has been using his DNA  But would the tests come back saying the DNA is dead or alive? Like someone purposely put his DNA under the guys nails to throw them off who's really playing these games I wonder if it's the OG Dr. saw bathroom who's running the show If John really is alive that would be fucking perfect This psycho mortuary girl better not have dug up John himself to fulfill her obsession I SWEAR- OH MY GOD SHE HAS THE OG SAW STOPPPP HAHAHAHAH Wait wait NO NO NO THIS IS A SET UP I SWEAR OH MY GOD THE DETECTIVE

everyone's like “oh copy cats copy cats” but it's actually the fucking detectives that study these cases of jigsaw everyone calm your tips MY TITS ARE NOT CALM WHERE IS THE DAUGHTER NO IM NOT FUCKING AROUND WHERE IS HIS DAUGHTER I SWEAR 

Oh my god I hear remnants of the saw music as they drive off from the house 🥺 LITTLE PIGGY IS STILL IN PLAY LES GOOOO Everytime I see VAIDUWOFJKSHEIEHDIJWKDNWKJFKSBEKNWKDJEKDBOSBRKANJDHSID JOHN JOHN SOBDJSBDIAHDIHA I JUST CHOKED ON MY CEREAL OH MY FUCKING GOD JOHN MY JIGGY SAWWY MAN IM GONNA CRY HOLY FUCK IVE MISSED YOU NSKFBSJS HOW THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE IN A FUCKING MORTUARY WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK NO I DO NOT TRUST WHAT I SEE ARE YOU A TWIN BROTHER OR SOME SHIT I AM LOSING MY MIND WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THEY REPLACE YOUR BODY BUT THE TEST SUBJECTS WOULD HAVE COME BACK IS THIS A HALLUCINATION HOLY SHIT  I AM ABOUT TO BREAK THIS FUCKING TABLE HOLY FUCKING SHIT My boy you look like you've aged so much Oh my god that misdiagnosis hit way too close to home alright I am John number one protector BUT HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE BECAUSE THE TUMOUR AND THE SKABKFJA John baby listen i love you so much and I love the game you've got going on and you give the best monologue but HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE

Listen surely those jigsaw pieces are a set up because surely not even the most dumbass of cops would keep that in their fucking FREEZER HAHAHAH

I am absolutely fucked I trust none of you bitches except daddy mortuary 

AWWWWWWWWW MEANING BEHIND THE PIG HEAD MENTIONED SO CASUALLY THAT IS SO CUTE JOHN

John is so fucking extra he has all these props and then uses a single shotgun

This is more trying to pick who Johns new apprentice is and i don't like any of them

GIRL WHY WOULD YOU WEAR BOOT HEELS TO THIS SCAVENGER HUNT

Listen John sliding the door to people's eternal doom just hits different okay

BACKWARDS OH MY FUCKING GOD JOHN YOU ARE SO SMART It’s literally been the EXACT SAME ALL THESE YEARS PLAY BY THE RULES HE NEVER SAID YOU HAD TO SHOOT EACH OTHER FOR YOUR FREEDOM THAT WAS NOT A RULE HE SET IN PLACE HAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS AND I WAS CLAIMING HE WAS USING A SIMPLE ASS SHOTGUN OF COURSE IT WASN'T JUST A SHOTGUN I KNOW BETTER THAN THIS

DADDY MORTUARY WAS THE DOCTOR THAT FUCKED UP HIS TEST RESULTS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ABSOLUTE LAZY DICKWAD OF A MAN YOU ARE DOOMED HAHAH

Wait what the fuck this is sus whats happening ABDKJSJEBWJDHIWVDJHS I THOUGHT HIS BODY WAS JUST ROLLING AT FIRST WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING NO NO WAY DADDY MORTUARY IS JOHNS NEW APPRENTICE DETECTIVE YOU AND ME ARE THE SAME WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM HIM NO YOU WERE THE ONE I TRUSTED NO FUCKING WAY THE ONLY ONE I TRUSTED TURNED OUT TO BE THE MAN BEHIND IT ALL HAHAHAHAH FUCK WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN FUYCJA FUCKABAFSIABKFJBKAF HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS HOLY FUCK LISTEN I STARTED TO DOUBT THIS ONE THEN I TOLD MYSELF DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE IT’S WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I ALWAYS THINK THEY’RE NOT AS GOOD AS THE PREVIOUS ONE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T REACHED THAT CLIMATIC PLOT TWIST THAT PULLS ALL THE PIECES TOGETHER  AND THEN YOU REACH IT AND YOU THINK HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE FUCKING PAST AND PRESENT PLAY THAT THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD AT

OH MY GOD I GOT SO EXCITED THINKING MY BABY JIGGY SAWWY MAN WAS ALIVE BUT NOPE IT WAS JUST THE PAST GAMES SOBS AND IT’S SO FUNNY BECAUSE NOW IF YOU REWATCHED THIS MOVIE YOU’D SEE ALL THE SIGNS POINTING TO THE TRUTH You just have to follow the rules You just have to follow the signs pointed in the direction of the movie plot OH FUCK ME MOVIE GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR CLEVER WAYS Think about it if you really listened to this movie, it’s literally telling you exactly what’s going to take place Oh fuck me HAHAHAHAH I NEED TO REWATCH ALL THESE MOVIES NOW WITH THAT MINDSET THIS HAS MIND FUCKED ME I CAN’T BELIEVE IT THE FACT WE WERE WATCHING THE OG GAME WITH THE DADDY MORTUARY BUT SIKE IT WAS TEN YEARS AGO

Not gonna lie Daddy Mortuary was kind of hot Jesus I need to learn his real name I'm sure someone said it I was just blinded by his good looks-

I AM LOSING MY MARBLES I LITERALLY CONTINUE DO ANYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW HAHAHA LIKE HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT MOMENT WHEN HE STARTED GETTING UP LOST IT GAVE ME FEELINGS BACK TO THE FIRST SAW MOVIE WHERE JOHN SLOWLY GOT UP AND REVEALED HIMSELF  Oh my god Daddy Mortuary was the son John never got to have *GROSS SOBBING IN THE CORNER*

AND SLIDING THE DOOR SHUT JUST LIKE JOHN LIKE JIGGY SAWY FATHER LIKE JIGGY SAWY SON SO THIS GAME HAPPENED FUCKING YONKS AND WOULD HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED BEFORE AMANDA AND BEFORE WHATEVER THE FUCK DETECTIVE FACE WAS I ALREADY DON'T REMEMBER HIS NAME I just can't I can't believe they still gave us John Kramer content while he's still fucking dead that was so fucking clever You can't have a saw movie without the original Jigsaw in it and they fucking keep it alive in a smart way, not forced, but smart WAIT DADDY MORTUARY WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID YOU DO WITH JOHNS BODY I GET IT THE GAMES HAPPENED TEN YEARS AGO AND SUCH BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH JOHNS BODY  DID HE MOVE A WHOLE ASS CASKET AND REPLACE HIS CASKET WITH ANOTHER actually he works in a mortuary he would have the skills to do that HAHAHAHAH FUCKKKKKKK Listen this movie literally gave us John content, fucking ecstatic about it, then showed it was past John and that he's not really here right now

BUT THEY LEFT THE FUCKING DOOR WIDE OPEN FOR JOHN TO STILL BE ALIVE BY HIM NOT BEING IN THAT CASKET AND I KNOW ITS PROBABLY MORE A “They just put the body elsewhere/ replaced his casket” BUT LISTEN LET ME HAVE THIS SMALL OUNCE OF HOPE OKAY

ALSO DID I FUCKING CALL IT OR DID I FUCKING CALL IT ABOUT PUTTING JOHNS DNA UNDER HIS NAILS ON PURPOSE FUCKING CALLED THAT SHIT BITCH AND IM REALLY PROUD BECAUSE I CAN NEVER DO THAT WITH THESE MOVIES FUCK YES GO TEAM 1 FOR US  16 MILLION FOR THE MOVIE OKAY LET ME HAVE THIS ONE- Not me going on about how old John looks and it's literally exactly how he looks in all the other movies HAHAHAHAHAH

OH MY GOD IN THAT SCENE WITH JOHNS NEIGHBOUR AND LEG-O-LOSS I THOUGHT NEIGHBOUR WAS IN SHOCK (of course we find out because she was his neighbor) BECAUSE JOHN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD BUT IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS  NO ONE EVER BATTED AN EYE OR SAID BUT JIGSAW IS DEAD BUT JOHN KRAMER IS DEAD OH MY GODDDDD ANOTHER FUCKING SIGN TO JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THAT'S BEING SAID AND IT WAS REVEAL THE WHOLE MOVIE TO YOU

Just oh my God okay I need to lay this out Daddy Mortuary- Okay no let me find his real name Also poor fucking Eleanor she really was just a Saw fanatic and now she's wrapped up in something she doesn't even realise IF ONLY SHE KNEW BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE LOVING HER OWN STORY RIGHT NOW LOGAN HIS NAME IS LOGAN Alright so  Logan fucked up John's test results by mislabelling (the poor other fucking dude that got those results) which i feel like was a bit of an add on instead of reveal WAIT BUT IF THIS GAME HAPPENED BEFORE THE OTHER GAMES IN THE OTHER MOVIES Oh my fuck then he would have no reason to mention it in any of his past monologues because he already faced the man that did it and seeked his ‘revenge’ OH MY GOD OKAY REDEEMED THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT BUT HE'S BEEN REDEEMED CARRY ON So John sets up one of his classic games, with the machine that was “never used” or they never found the bodies for OH MY GOD LOGAN GAVE HER THE ANSWER. LITERALLY JUST TOLD HER. BECAUSE HE FUCKING KNEW. HE WAS APART OF THAT GAME. HE WOULD HAVE RECOGNISED THE MACHINE STRAIGHT AWAY. HE LITERALLY TOLD HER BUT OF COURSE YOU WOULD NEVER SUSPECT IT TO BE ANYTHING BUT AN ACCUSATION HAHAHAH SHITTTTT I keep trying to write this out calmly and then get really Hyped up forgive me- The game begins with everyone having their sins AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS SO WEIRD THE GAME STARTED WITH SOMEONE STILL UNCONSCIOUS, IT FELT VERY UNLIKE JOHN BECAUSE HE'S ALL ABOUT HAVING A FAIR CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF and when we finally got to see the result of that scene where John is racing out to save him because it was an unfair start and he wanted to personally give him a second chance IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING- I wonder how far apart these events were to the previous movie

ANYWAY

My brain isn’t working i literally can't stop thinking about John being a protective father to him John takes him under his wing seeing his pain, seeing his grief and to teach him its not about anger AND LOGAN TEACHING JOHN SOME THINGS TOO SOBS listen, John is the most forgiving person IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE 8 MOVIES TO SAY OTHERWISE BUT LET ME EXPLAIN- HE GIVES THEM A CHANCE TO CONFESS AND THEN BE FREE HE'S ONLY PUNISHING THEM BECAUSE THEY WON'T CONFESS THEMSELVES NOT BECAUSE HE'S MAD Oh my god i really am protecting a serial killer  BUT HEY IT'S FICTIONAL And it is fucking wild to me that no one ever found these bodies (JUST LIKE MY BOY ADAM SOBS) and so Logan planned and waited until the perfect moment to fuck with the world Except there's one thing different from John to the other people that have tried to take his place John gives them a fair game, just play by the rules Amanda, Detective Douche, Logan - They all seemed revenge. They gave them a game, but it wasn't always fair, it wasn't always a game that could be won. Oh wait but Detective banana peel ass didn't exactly confess to freeing Logans wife's murderer so he didn't play the game right OKAY THAT WOULD BE VALID THEN It's just crazy to me that a game happened in real time and we technically got to see exactly what it would have looked like but we never saw the actual game

AND OF COURSE LOGAN CHOSE A GUY THAT DOOMED HIS WIFE'S DEATH AS THE GUY TO GET NO CHANCE FOR REDEMPTION TO REPLICATE HIS OWN EXPERIENCE HAHAHAH LOVE THAT

This was so fucking clever and i never want to stop talking about these movies oh my god

BUT OH MY GOD THE DETECTIVES FUCKING HEAD GETTING SPLICED LIKE A FUCKING BANANA PEEL I CANT- THAT WAS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HORRIFYING AND DISGUSTING BUT SO FLUID AND BEAUTIFUL  I cannot wait to watch the new movie and see the graphics All things considered theyve really done these movies justice all through the years Like I'm so fucking happy with the ending of this movie And I fucking adore that we got to see John again But I'm not gonna lie my heart is a little broken he's not actually alive and well- I KNOW WE LITERALLY SAW HIM GET AUTOPSIED wait Was Logan the one to do his autopsy  I remember he mentioned something about John being full autopsied but I don't remember if he meant he did it himself WAIT ITS ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME MORTUARY HAND TO DO THE SAW AUTOPSIES HASN'T IT OH MY FUCKING GOD SO HE KNEW THE PLAN ALL ALONG HE FUCKING KNEW OH MY GOD I AM EMOTIONAL-

Now I need to go back and watch the other movies again, for many reasons, but to see if it was Logan all along

I JUST READ MY NOTES WHILE WATCHING PREVIOUS SAW MOVIES AND I MADE A COMMENT ABOUT HOW SUS IT IS THAT THERE’S BEEN ONE CONSISTENT MORTUARY HAND LOOKING AFTER THE SAW VICTIMS HAHAHAH CALLED IT (possibly)

God I don’t drink but right now I feel like I need a drink

ONTO THE NEXT ONE WHERE YOU REALLY CAN’T PREDICT WHAT WE’LL EVER GET AKSBFKBF

[makoodles]

mak..i have just read sex education p2 and i fucking loved it HAHAHAH you gave us humor, angst, smut, and then post-coital domestic bliss...the holy trifeca but make it five..a fivefecta? LOL just a few comments i have to make:

happy pride to neytiri 🏳️‍🌈 we love a good wlw moment (i totally meant to send this before pride ended but i didn't have time to read until now oop) BI-TIRI????? (apple we need a bi flag emoji)

jake being used as a man should be used? absolutely living for it...like i said in p1...SLUT HIM OUT!!

jake not communicating properly that they're all a throuple? absolutely living for it 100x more. he's such a big fucking goofball. throuples and polyamory isn't my biggest cup of tea, but you wrote it so well i think i may have shifted sides (only for them tho..)

lo'ak being a sweet lil angel baby <3 that was such a cute scene, i love that bby boy has another figure he can count and confide in. HIM ACTING PROTECTIVE??? my heart bursts.

the smut was amazing.

shoutout to my favorite line, "I don’t need your fat fucking fingers poking inside of me again.” I CACKLED!!! this is probably some shit i would say irl so it really made me laugh. jake would have fat fucking fingers LMAO

you did great <3

(also the first time in your inbox...so hi 😜)

screaming at this gksdjfgkdag kendraaaaa tysm !!!

i was so damn nervous about posting so this means the worlddddd !!

obsessed with "jake being used as a man should" lmaoooo you just know our boy was loving having reader wrapped like a vice around his cock while neytiri rode his mouth, he may as well have just died and gone to heaven right there

but tHANKKK YOUUUU i had an absolute blast writing their dynamic lmao, it was the olanetu scene that i was stuck on for agessss for some reason?? idek know why 😭

[imahopelessromanticonacid]

I was about to write something about Jalen Hurts and this year’s Philadelphia Eagles. But I started to listen to Double Dare by Waterparks, and damn! Got have to mix a little here.

This fuckin album could’ve gone to the ends of saving myself from me on my worst moments back then when I came back to tumblr.

(Man, I do need some Waterparks concert here in brazil, and not in a fucking big festival and as concert of theirs only.)

What a fucking of a mess of feelings! Well, at least the Eagles are playing at the super bowl again?

AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith got me believing like never! Most amazing pair of wide receivers I could ever dream off!

Oh, Waterparks and Double Dare?! Incredible sequence of songs that could’ve easily represented me and many of feelings back then. I Could’ve made it easier for me to get in touch with my feelings and all the shit I was going through.

These songs are extremely well written by Awsten, It Follows and I’ll Be Around are both songs that I cannot describe the feelings that they bring to me.

Take Her To The Moon? Amazing fucking song!

- Do I wanna make my into your kiss?! You’re damn right I do.

- Do I wanna to live in your mind next to your favorite song?! You have no idea how I want this. I want you to put Double Dare on repeat like you were listening to Beyonce.

Back to the Philadelphia Eagles for a bit.

What a season this has been?!!

Howie just made the right moves! Haason Reddick has been one of the most important signings I’ve seen the Eagles made!

If you’re talking about royalty? What’s more Royal than Jalen’s and DeVonta’s college accomplishments?! These guys were built different!

But back to the main point, this Double Dare album could’ve gone as a really good assistant to me on a way to express all those confused feelings back then! It floats on a huge wide range.

But I’m surely living by Little Violence lessons while maintaining the thought of “my friends and I are mad, we’re mad all the time!” The screaming passion at Awsten’s voice is fucking amazing! Holy fuck!!

Hey, what’s the date of this Super Bowl? Oh, it’s at the February 12th? What a day this has been back in 2015. It started there at the 12th and finished with the most resolution at the day after. This game between the Chiefs and the Eagles will have this in common. Well, to be honest I know we’re not playing the same stakes here, not even close, but I do think I’m allowed to draw this comparison, right?

And to cap all this up? A sum of my feelings until this day and what Awsten says at the last track.

“I’d never I’d never I’d never leave you hanging you out to dry

I’d never I’d never I’d never get you off my mind”

-hahahah fucking five hundreds words on the dot right here-

GO BIRDS

07.02.2023

[everyone-has-their-story]

Season 3 episode 3 commentary with my sister:

How old are these actors? 

*informs her they are 1 and 2 yrs younger than her*

Okay cool, just checking..

*fake British accent* Even, Even, wherefore art thou Even?

Okay things I don’t need: that dude’s ass

Jokes aside...it hurts me to see how unhappy Robbe is every time he is with Noor

Oh shit..he has abs? That was unexpected

Take your shit and run!!

Oh that’s nice of him to text his-- or not..

Who is you??

OMG!!! IS THAT HIM? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MOTHER FUCKER!?

Wait what...Robbe and I are equally confused..

Istg if this is just some dude, I’m gonna lose it

Booking.com?! LOOOOL

Woah what! He said ‘‘LOL at you, you gullible little boy..now come with me…’

Why is he so pretty? Why can he pull off bleached hair? 

There it is again..wtf is an alle??

Sander, you say?...love it, love you, nice to meet you, i have a lot of questions

Hahahaha what a whipped bitch already!! You took the title of Whipped-est Bitch Around from Senne…

Holy shit we are only 4 minutes into this episode? I’ve never felt more alive

Their first date is at a fucking grocery store...what a pair of legends

Wtf is this scanner thing? Nevermind I don’t have time for that

Wait, does he know Amber? 

Umm....I have so many inappropriate comments about that face he just made

RIP to Bowie, don’t know a single song but RIP

Yikes..please don’t tell Sander i just said that

I have to stop talking...his voice is very soothing (...good luck with that Kennedy)

What a fucking dork! I love him. Marry me. 

Robbe has smiled more in this one scene than he has all season

OMG why are they so cute?!

Also...who is paying for this shit?

Did he just tell him he is expensive?! 

Pause it!! I just need to appreciate the fact that Robbe was so happy...is it just me or does him finally meeting Sander feel different than when Isak met Even? ...okay you can play it

Noor you are looking rough, honey

Fucking Amber...get out of here with your bullshit lists

On the bright side..HE’S BACK!

Wtf is a croque?

Robbe...literally no one cares what Amber says

Okay he’s got jokes! I see you, Sander!

PAUSE IT! Go back! ...that boy really just looked him in the eye while on his knees?! Fucking amazing! Hahahaha

Disaster gay in the kitchen

Oh shit...the looks between these two!!

This dude’s reaction to Bowie..

No traditions? ...bummer

Oh shiiiiiit Robbe! (Robbe watching Sander lick the joint paper)

Idk who is more in love, Robbe, Sander or me

Did he just feed him?!?! This man…

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!?!?!?! Pause that shit!

Please tell me that is not Britt...istg I am gonna throw myself off this fucking roof!! Remember when i said i couldn’t hate her more?...I lied. Someone buy this girl a ticket home, hell my broke ass will even pay for it! ...I guess you can play it...fucking hell..*face palms*

Same, Robbe, same…

Dumb jokes?? Stfu…

God damn it! We are back to sad Robbe..

Sander needs to get away from both Moyo and Britt

He’s not being social because he is depressed af...leave him be

That sounds like a terrible camp

He is indeed very cool...best thing you’ve ever said Noor

Ugh..back to them kissing

HE’S LOOKING!!! Sander’s eyes just murdered Noor

Paintball? Oh hell yes!

Let’s just shoot Moyo and Britt

LOOOOOOL Sander dude wtf

Britt you are making me hate you more and more…

You’re damn right you won! 

There goes Robbe smiling again..I wonder why

The irony of Robbe giving advice on girls

Luca and Aaron would have nice curly haired babies

Sigh…(Sander and Britt kissing)

*Jim Halpert voice* what. is. going. on? (start of the vlog)

Every time I see Sander with Britt, a puppy dies somewhere

Is this for a vlog or for like a satanic ritual?

Sander is so sweet, helping everyone get out the window

Party time!! *dances*

Sander is looking great in the lighting

OOP! They’re eyeing each other again!

For real though...Sander looks good

God damnit! I hate angry Robbe...everyone just leave him alone,..with Sander.

Wait why are they dressed up like that?

Robbe’s hair is on another level

A sexy corpse?? Amber, girl..no

Jana and Jens...interesting, moving on..

Hey you sir, get away from Zoe

R + N? Oh sweetie, no..

Oh shit, hell yes to this song!

Oh there goes Sander and Britt...a puppy just died

Robbe jealousy level 100

Holy fuuuuuck! This has a whole different energy then Evak..

Well hot damn...that just happened...everyone still breathing?

Ofc Amber is telling everyone what to do

Let the man have his coffee

Yes! Help him with the bottles!

Hahahah Sander is a whole ass mood when it comes to Amber

The relationship is going great...except you know, he’s gay

Sounds like it’s time to break up, Sander

Fuck Britt

6 MONTHS?!

Robbe eye fucks Sander for a hot minute while kissing other people, but Sander goes near him and he has gay panic x10

Oh sweet Robbe a pro/con list??

What? No! You will!

Ugh...he’s kinda standing in front of you

I’ll tell you where...right in front of you!

DO IT! Yes! 

Ugh..Luca, I love you but now is not the time

Why do these two have better chemistry than me and my bf of over a year??

[borathae]

~Chapter 25~ Jesus Christ and i thought the last chapter was a rollercoasterride. When Jungkook said "you are the love of my life" now that...broke me. No joke I literally got chills when jungkook said that, like i am not joking. Also "No darling, i mean y/n" aaaah there it is again 👀 Also forehead kithes, yes.

🖤 Strangers - FLETCHER

When oc & kook started talking it just felt so real. Like how people that had such a special bond can become strangers again. Like when you were SO FUCKING close with someone you could talk about everything and now you don't even know how to start a conversation. "The way we ended it, you know it makes me sick how two people once could be so in love, now we never talk. [...] and I hate that I hurt you. What I know right now, I wish I knew then. [...] We started out as strangers, now we're strangers again."

🖤 No Right To Love You - Rhys Lewis

Jungkook knowing and acknowledging he fucked up, to the point where he feels like he doesn't even deserve ocs love anymore. "To jump was my decision, I've only got myself to blame. 'Cause I have no right to love you when I chose to walk away. I have no right to miss you when I didn't wanna stay and I have no right to need you. And I knew what my heart was gonna lose. I have no right to love you but I do. I still do."

🖤 Mirrors - Justin Timberlake

This one is just so fitting. Especially with the part where jk was really opening up about what oc really means to him and that he lowkey only sees a future with her. Like she really showed him what love feels like. "I don't wanna lose you now, I'm lookin' right at the other half of me. The vacancy that sat in my heart is a space that now you hold." Alsoooo when he said that once he realised all that, he just had to come back, there was no other option. "Show me how to fight for now and I'll tell you, baby, it was easy comin' back here to you once I figured it out. You were right here all along." And then the part of the song where it literally goes "you are, you are the love of my life" over and over again 💔 Also this line: "So now I say goodbye to the old me, it's already gone." Jungkook is evolving.

🖤 What We Had - Sody

This would have fit the last chapter so much but I just discovered this song and I think this also kinda represents what Jungkook feels about the whole OC x Hobi situation. We see he's bettering himself in that he's trying to walk away from the situation and deal with his emotions alone instead of exploding in ocs face bc that is toxic. And he's very open about his feelings, communication is key in a healthy relationship. But still, he is jealous bc he loves oc and therefore obviously doesn't want to imagine her with another man. "I know I'm being selfish and I've got no right but I can't help thinking about you tonight. And I don't wanna say it 'cause I know it's bad but I don't want somebody having what we had. I know I'm being stupid but I just can't stop thinking that you're with somebody and I'm not." Also this part: "I've still got the pictures from the memories that we once made, can't seem to let them go, I thought that we'd grow old. Down to see you happy but I don't want to see you happy without me."

🖤 I Hate You, Don't Leave Me - Demi Lovato

I feel like this represents oc's feelings really well, like the way she's torn between wanting him back and struggling to forgive him. "I hate you, don't leave me. 'Cause I love when you kiss me. I'm in pieces, you complete me. But I can't back down, no, I can't deny that I'm staying now 'cause I can't decide, confused and scared." The song even talks about the physical touch part with which oc is struggling as well, wanting to be held by kook but at the same time being scared of what his touch ignites in her. "I hate you, don't leave me. I feel like I can't breathe. Just hold me, don't touch me." Also the ending of this chapter really felt like oc was trying to make sure that jk knows that she needs him and that it's definitely not fully over eventhough she's so torn. "I admit, I'm in and out of my head. [...] Just hear me out before you run away 'cause I can't take this pain, no. [...] Been abandoned, and I'm scared now. I can't handle another fall out, I'm fragile."

🖤 Side of My Heart - Katelyn Tarver

Same as with the song before. Oc struggling with her feelings. "Half of me wants to come over and spill every thought that's inside of my head. Half of me wants to unlearn every turn that would take to get into your bed. One foot on the gas, one foot on the brakes. One out the door and one trying to stay. [...] I can start telling myself once we get through the mess, we'll be stronger for it. But then I start thinking that if I was stronger, I wouldn't put up with your shit. One minute I'm sad, the next I feel crazy." And this "I need you all the way here or all the way gone", how oc got angry for a sec when jk told her he's leaving again.

Sorry these are getting longer everytime, I'm invested haha 😢✌

Okay first of all never apologize for your song recs getting long! Please I love them so much, you could sent in a whole novel and I would read every single letter of it 🥺💜  

 Strangers - FLETCHER

Okay first of all that song has such JKMusic vibes, which just adds a whole level of flavour to it omfg 🤧 Also no joke this is literally so them ommgmg. Like when the reader is all like “help why is it so weird talking to him? what happened?” that song could play in the background omfg 🤧😔 but also omfg this line “No time's the right time to reach out but here I go [...] all the things we said and couldn't take back, swear I never meant it, and I hate that I hurt you.” is so Jungkook and him struggling to reach out to here for months 😔

No Right To Love You - Rhys Lewis

I don’t even know what part to quote because the whole entire song is basically Jungkook in this chapter. Holy shit :( I am acHING HAHAHHAH you don’t even know how many times I listened to that song while I was writing this chapter. And then you go and rec it and I am just like 😩 we are sharing a braincell anonie 😔

Mirrors - Justin Timberlake

I don’t know what I should add here anonie. Your description and the lyrics you chose are literally perfect. There is nothing to add here other than :(( I am bIG SAD :(( 

What We Had - Sody

YES OMFG! First of all I 100% agree with you that this also fits perfectly with chapter 24 😔 also lisTEN HOW DO YOU FIND SONGS THAT JUST FIT SO 

R I G H T???

Like I am literally blown away, it’s freaking amazing and I am :( Also omfg this part “I've still got the pictures from the memories that we once made, can't seem to let them go.” if that isn’t them both realising that they both carried a part of the other with them. OC with the half-finished tattoo and the polaroid and JK with the finished drawing :( I am soBBING

I Hate You, Don't Leave Me - Demi Lovato

😭😭😭 anonie lisTEN I AM GOING TO SMOOCH YOU hfhdshfh your description, the parts you quoted I am just wOw I couldn’t have said it better. Fuck you saying “ she wants to be held by kook but at the same time being scared of what his touch ignites in her.” I am ACHING 😭😭 aLSO THIS PART “Been abandoned, and I'm scared now. I can't handle another fall out.” if that isn’t her being all scared of giving in I am :(

Side of My Heart - Katelyn Tarver

This song is so beautiful omg, I teared up hahahah hELP lisTEN I am :( this shows her struggle so well, like especially that part “I need you all the way here or all the way gone [...] I want you to go and I want you to stay.” this made me think of when they were all like “guess that’s it then, the end of our relationship” and yet neither one of them stood up and left because deep down they both didn’t want their relationship to end. I am a broKEN WOMAN 😭

Thank you so much anonie, listening to those songs literally just made my day. I mean lol they did tug at my heartstrings, but it was a good kinda tug 🤧 seriously I appreciate you so much, I love you lots my lovely anonie 🥺💜💕

[chaotic-noceur]

regarding pragma.

read it here

Dear @softpedropascal

wow this took so much longer than I thought it would whoops.

So, first off- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you have the bestest day ever cuz you deserve it!

I’m incapable of forming coherent thoughts so um...here’s a cumulative post of my running commentary because my binge reading plans got disrupted so this seemed... neater? Idk. anyways, here you go. 

Part 1

No matter how many meetings and mediations you two went through, he still found a reason to keep dragging this out.

I read this as ‘meetings and meditations’ and was very confused for a sec 😂

That hat. You got him that hat. He still wore it?

omg u gave the hat a backstory. adkgadflhg 😍

He was tempted. God, was he tempted, but he shook his head and stood up straight. 

This just. Yes. We love a respectful man. 

I love all the little hints that you’re dropping about the reader and Frankie’s backstory. 

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Part 2

He told himself long ago that be would never forgive her for what she did,

WHAT DID I DO OMG.

“Can’t you, I dunno, sign for him?” he asked.

😂😂Frankie. Sweetheart. Who do you take me for? I can’t forge someone’s signature. I don’t have the skills for that. 

There was a reason he didn’t say goodbye. He was afraid to. He was afraid that if he said them again, he would have to go another five years without seeing her. Or has it been longer?

mY hEaRt

Pope and and Frankie’s ENTIRE interaction. 😍 I love that he can see right through Frankie’s bs, loves him anyways but will give it to him straight. 

He was too busy thinking about how if he had gotten his shit together, he could be living here with her, taking walks to his favorite lake every day.

asdfgadfkglhdf!!! Boo it ain’t all your fault 😢 (or is it 😏)

It’s funny how the simplest touch can cause the most complex feelings—feelings that he had sworn he buried deep inside of him somewhere. It was a complicated thing trying to be angry at her because in that moment all was forgotten and forgiven.

the DEPTH. in these sentences. oml. I’m so ready to learn about this complicated backstory.  

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Part 3

“I can make him sign ‘em,” he offered.

YES. I love a low key threatening boi.

“Yeah, until you decided I wasn’t good enough,” 

“Did you want to show me what I could have had with you if I wasn’t such a fuck up.” He sighed and put his hands on his hips.

AFGHSKF OMG MY HEART.

“I’m trailing water and mud all over the place but just remember that I saved your life before getting mad, okay?” 

“Nothing. Just like saying your name.”

ahhhh these are precious!!  

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Part 4

“Yeah. People do that right? Day dates?” He honestly wasn’t sure. Dates weren’t his forte.

🥺 someone help him. He’s so cute omg. 

“We might’ve made out a little too,” he mumbled.

aksfhksdfg look at him turning into a flustered boy!!!

“No. I just…stopped looking up,”

Babes. Idk if the double meaning was intentional but like. Wow. That hit hard. 

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Part 5

and has a name like ‘Bill’ or ‘Tom’.”

oop. We love a subtle Redfly dig 😂

!!!! IDK WHAT TO BLOCKQUOTE BUT OMG FRANKIE BEING PROTECTIVE. THE READERS BACKSTORY. FRANKIE KISSING AT THE PAST BRUISES. ANGRY FRANKIE OMG. 😭

I’m sorry there’s probably some more amazing stuff after that but t’was not a good ace day so i skipped the smut

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Part 6

You hid your body from him at first and when he moved your hands, you covered your face. Then he told you to never hide from him—he would always think you were beautiful

🥺🥺 this is so soft omg

sorry skipped the smut but im sure it was beautiful

“I’m not going anywhere.” You moved his arms so you could kneel in front of him. “I’m staying.”

*incoherent screaming*

“You can ask me for anything. I would give up everything I for you.”

The whole ending scene was AMAZING okay but this. This line right here. Big hurt omg. He knows the weight of what he’s saying. He knows how hard the road to recovery is and how many things are gonna try push him off that path. But he says it anyways. And it really really shows just how much she means to him. Brava! 

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Part 7

lmao I really need to start reading the warnings 😂

She was never going to be sad longer than necessary if he had anything to do about it.

WHERE CAN I GET A FRANKIE OML 😭

“That no matter where we were, when we look up, we’re looking at the same moon.” He looked at her though she was still looking up. “That always kept me going, you know?”

THE SOFT. AHHHHHH

The moonlight seemed to shine directly on her and make her glow like some ethereal being. She was an angel. She had to be. The stars twinkled above them but he had his own right here right now.

eXcUsE mE. wHo gAvE yOu tHe rIgHt tO wRiTe sOmEtHIng tHiS bEAuTiFul

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Part 8

“Stop ruining my romantic moment, please.

HAHAHAH I LOVE!

I can’t even- Omg. This whole chapter. I have no words

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Part 9

“I can’t,” he said, voice broken. “Please just let me…let me hold you. Let me…”

IDK THE FULL CONTEXT TO THIS (really hating my ace-ness rn cuz this last line is so heartfelt) BUT OMG BROKEN FRANKIE I JUST. ARGHHH

you realized that you were embracing your entire world right then and there. Letting it go would be the hardest thing you’d ever do.

take my heart and crush it why don’t you omg. 😭😍

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Part 10

She was hurt again. And it was his fault again.

I can’t do it. I can’t be alone anymore.

asdfghjk GURL. WHO HURT YOU OMG. LEMME HURT THEM BACK. 

His world spun and he felt like he was falling. He fell and fell into the abyss with no one there to save him as the bag felt like it was burning a hole in his hand. Is it hot? He felt hot. Burning up. Had he finally died and gone to hell? God knows that’s where he belonged.

No. It’s just an overwhelming darkness. Nothing. And that’s what he wanted, right? To feel nothing.

*VERY INCOHERENT SCREAMING* This is beautiful writing omg. The raw emotion in this. Holy hell. 

oml. That transition from pure pain and angst into love just *chefs kiss*. Frankie deserves so much 😭

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Part 11

“It wasn’t supposed to make you cry,”

wHat eLsE wAs iT sUpPoSeD tO dO omg. 

This whole chapter was SO CUTE!!! The way that Frankie just knows things about her. UGH. 

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Part 12

“What if it’s big and pulls me in?!”

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY OMG

“I don’t wanna die,” he whispered.

His life felt as though it was falling apart all over again and he realized it was because she was the one that held him together and now that he was leaving, everything was one big mess again.

*inaudible screaming*

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Part 13

That ending tho! I love that you gave them their own little thing with the moon. Its so sweet 🥰and the Pope-Frankie friendship moments. *melts*

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Part 14

okay i was gonna blockquote but there was too much to quote This whole chapter felt so raw omg. If you’re pulling from real experience then I’m so sorry you ever had to go through that *pulls you into the biggest hug ever* (assuming you like hugs, if you don’t... i send you an affectionate ‘rubbing my forehead into your shoulder’)

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Part 15

“You could’ve walked in here with your head shaved and I’d still love it…but…please don’t.”

😂 yessss give me the humour in this sad

still haven’t learnt to read the warnings oml 🤦🏻‍♀️

ahhhh the soft reassuring Frankie content!!!!

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Part 16

“Probably because it’s Wednesday,” he said.

“It is?” you asked.

“Yeah. What day did you think it was?”

I FEEL SO ATTACKED OMG. What even is time anymore.

asfadsdfgdhk Its so SOFFTTT. Is this what it’s like to fall in love??😭

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Part 17

hallelujah i’ve finally learnt to read the warnings

ngaww Frankie being all excited and soft 🥺🥺 are they going camping?? are we gonna get Frankie in his element??

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Part 18

I’m as flat as a board back there.

I feel attacked and this wasn’t even directed at me oml 😂😂

tHeY aRe sO iN lOvE oMg 😍

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Part 19

I get it, it’s embarrassing, but I’m not judging you for it.

YES. In this house, we don’t judge people who are struggling to find jobs!

“I wouldn’t say them if you didn’t deserve them. You deserve good things, Frankie. You may not feel like you do but you do. Always.”

He sighed and rubbed your back. “If you say it then it must be true.”

*incoherent screaming* we all deserve good things okay 😭

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Part 20

thank you for the warnings that i’ve finally learnt to read before reading the fic

What if I’m a lost cause? Just some pathetic druggie who can’t get his shit together…mooching off his girl.

NOOO You’re not just some pathetic druggie Frankie😭😭

“Sleepovers? Do I get to paint your nails? Do your hair?”

Our love has aged gracefully kinda like us.

THE SOFT OMG 🥺🥺

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Part 21

“With all due respect, sir, I’m not and have never been an addict. Yeah, I did drugs. Yes, I hurt your daughter and she had to leave, but you know what, we’re together now and nothing’s gonna change that. She’s forgiven me and she loves me and that’s all that matters.”

YAS. I love this change from nervous wreck to confidence! 

This is so happy and soft and sweet oml. My angsty soul doesn’t know how to deal. 😭

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Part 22

Sweet baby jesus. It was soft. And then it was not. And then it was soft again and I just. *incoherent screaming* GURL. 

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ludus

I’m gonna have a house right on the other side of the lake.

asdfgI I Have Feelings.

GURLLL. This was so innocent!! They’re both so young and cute and asgalsfjghsd. 

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eros

“Are you running away from something?” she asked, and he bristled. “From me because you love me and don’t know how to say it?”

*incoherent screaming* well shit. you go gurl! you call him on his crap!

I skimmed the smut but like Frankie being a nervous wreck is 🥺

If you wanna see someone else while I’m gone, you can.

*more screaming because OMG if only he knew what that would lead to*

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ania

O damn. I kinda loved his slow descend into darkness... The fact that the reader still clings on to hope and love and just, damn. I’m lost for words. 

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coda

... 

...

that’s all my brain feels right now. that was dark, but like. a good dark. It was heart wrenching but beautiful and- “I won’t be able to find you if I’m lost myself,” THIS. I just. *chefs kiss* but also, *ugly sobbing*. 

[fuckedurbias]

Hello, A-Z smut tag for Bambam from Got7 please? Thank you.

oof this will b hard for me since i can only rlly see bammie in a platonic way ;-; but for u, my dear, i will do it. 

a = aftercare 

he’d be so so caring and soft afterwards ;-; i can see him, in the midst of both him & his partner coming down from the rush of what just happened, softly smooching them all over their face whilst he stays in them and then once his heart rate’s back to normal he’d carry them to the bathroom and shower them both or just wipe his partner over and clean them off before giving them their favourite pjs to get changed into while he gets them some water and tucks them back into bed :(( so wholesome

b = body part 

his fave body part on his partner would 100% be their ass. he is 100% an ass man. also legs!!! whew he loves legs. he would love every part of them but those two really get him going. and on himself, i feel like he really loves his lips,,, he could do so many things with them,,,, also his chest i feel like he loves his own tiddies.

c = cum

god i can see him being the messiest when it comes to cum,,, he’d almost never cum inside his partner. and his favourite part to cum on them would be their chest or their face. like around/on their mouth & chin. 

d = dirty secret 

being pegged/anal/buttplugs & just butt stuff in general, he is not ashamed to admit that he fucking loves it. both giving and receiving. 

e = experience 

with bammie i feel it he is either fully at one end of the spectrum, no in between at all. he has either never gone all the way or he is very experienced. if he wasn’t he would very quickly learn and become a natural, if he wasn’t already. 

f = favourite position

d o g g y s t y l e!!!! either that or some whacky really unusual one that even i don’t know about 

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

come on it’s bambam,, the biggest goofball ever. part of what would make sex so great and fun for him, especially with his partner, would be that he could still be humorous. like even if it was angry sex or for stress relief he would very quickly lighten up and start joking around. 

h = hair 

hmmmm i feel like bammie shaves. i just don’t see him as the type to like body hair on himself, at least not down there for sure. 

i = intimacy 

like i said before, he would still be a goofball during sexy times but he would definitely still put effort in when he was able to. he would love to spoil his partner whenever he had time to and would ~set the mood~ with some candles, rose petals, a nice warm bath/shower, incense even! he’s a very sweet, wholesome, pure-hearted boy and would love to go that extra mile. 

j = jack off 

he would DEFINITELY jack off to some porn or even just with his imagination when he was on tour and not able to actually physically be with his partner. and he would LOVE phone sex, with just words or even better, facetiming his partner where they are also jacking off. 

k= kink 

bammie imo,,, one of the kinkiest idols out there. he’s 100% a switch and would love giving/receiving and trying everything with no prior judgement. he wouldn’t have too many favourites, but he would have very few dislikes, he would always be in the mood for something or other. his favourites i feel like are definitely cumplay & assplay (as said before), bondage (being the rope bunny), exhibitionism, voyeurism (both watching and being watched), any kind of roleplaying but especially maid/butler roleplays and that’s just to name a few, but definitely his top faves. 

l = location 

the!! practice!! room!! literally just in the middle of the floor without a care who could possibly come in. he would also fucking love it in the shower or bath. also doing in in front a mirror where you can both watch each other and yourselves.

m = motivation 

seeing you wear tight jeans where your legs and ass can be seen and shown off. seeing you in pretty lingerie even if it isn’t to please him or get the mood going, it automatically would because he loves it so much and thinks you look so sexy and stunning. 

n = NO

i feel like anything that could potentially harm you or hurt you really badly, like wound you, would be a bit too far for him. if you really wanted it though and could guide him through it so it didn’t end badly, i feel like he would try it. but other than that, i really don’t think there isn’t anything in particular this boy wouldn’t be up for, unless he knew 100% he didn’t enjoy it or like it. 

o = oral 

oh he’d be so amazing at giving oral holy shit, whether it is a blowjob, eating out both a pussy/asshole he would be a natural. in terms of giving/receiving i don’t think he’d have a preference, he’d get enjoyment out of both just as equally. 

p = pace 

hmmm i see bammie as more of a fast/rough person by quite a bit. i can just envision him loving to pummel hard and fast and rearranging your guts. he could have his more slower/sensual days but for the majority, he’d love it rough and fast. 

q = quickie

oh he’d 100% be down for quickies whenever & wherever needed. obviously he’d love the times when you actually had longer to enjoy sex more but he wouldn’t ever be against a quickie or hate them. if either of you needed it, you needed it and he wasn’t going to stop it. 

r = risk 

YES!!! i’ve been saying it throughout this whole analysis and i’ll say it again. nothing this boy wouldn’t try or take a risk for.

s = stamina 

he could go for hours. i think he could last long but not really long, especially if he’s feeling needy, just depends. but even if he comes quickly he can easily go for round after round and would eagerly do so.  

t = toys

he would love toys. he would love using them on himself and his partner. i really feel like he’d love his partner using buttplugs on him, amongst other things if he’s in a subby mood. and would love to see his partner use toys on themselves and he’d love to use them on his partner as well. anything to spice up the already spicy sex life. 

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

he would LOVE to tease and be a brat in both sum and dom mode. he’d love to see his partner whine or,,, get angry and riled up and get their revenge on him. however when his partner would tease him, he’d hate it and get so whiny and needy, but would just add to the fun. 

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

wbk he is very very vocal in bed. he’d curse in every language he knows and moan, groan, whine, the whole lot. he wouldn’t do it very loud but it wouldn’t be quiet either, the way he would say his partner’s name though,,, w o w. 

w = wild card 

listen,,,, i’ve been too scared to say it this whole time bc it is quite gross but,,, bammie would be quite fond of watersports HAHAHAH okay sorry let’s carry on

x = x-ray 

definitely a long boy,,, not very thick but definitely quite long and skinny. doesn’t matter though because he can use it very well. 

y = yearning

i can see his sex drive being quite high, not very high but on the spectrum, definitely towards the higher end. it would also depend on his partner’s sex drive and needs as well.

z = zzz 

once bammie’s needs are fulfilled and you’re both cleaned up, he definitely knocks out right after, no matter the time of the day. 

[retrauxpunk]

silicon valley grand finale recap: 6.07

everything under the cut, complete with spoilers :)

okay alec berg

okay

okay

you won me over as i suspected and hoped and wanted you to but i dared not hope too much because of what a clusterfuck 6.06 was in my opinion

i had low expectations as a defence mechanism

but i’ve just watched this magnificent 45-minute farewell behemoth of an episode and you know what? FINE. 

FINE

IT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD and it’s good enough that i’m now slightly less mad about 6.06 because you know what OKAY the dumbass rushed-execution plotline about the AI — yeah okay now that the finale’s out, OKAY, YES, it was WORTH the russfest deus ex machina fucker to get THIS. 

a really good finale that i’m. HAPPY WITH.

i FELT THE EMOTIONS when i was meant to feel them! it resonated! it was brilliant!

oh man

i don’t know if i have too much to say because i’m just quite happy with it and now that the whole thing’s over, i no longer have the suspense? but okay let’s see

so firstly i woke up to a DM from some fucker (someone i’d intermittently chatted SV with on instagram after they reached out to me; someone who, prior to this, i would not have called a fucker) and all i saw were the notifications reading something like ‘have you seen the episode’ and ‘heartbreaking’ and i swear to god i was fucking livid because, like, i recognise that that’s not a spoiler DETAIL about PLOT per se but i’m one of those freaks who, when i really like something, i don’t want to know fucking ANYTHING! including the emotional reaction anyone has to it because then!! then!!!! i fucking start thinking about what happened! it’s giving me some kind of information that i previously did not have and which i did not want to have because i DO NOT WANT my experience coloured by other people’s reviews! because they give away SOMETHING

(if you were doubting the veracity of me relating to richard the most out of the characters. behold this petty rage and tell me i’m wrong)

(also i KNOW it could’ve just been saying ‘the show’s over now and that’s heartbreaking’ but the point is I DON’T KNOW THAT RIGHT because you only get a truncated view in notifications and it’s not like i’m gonna open the fucking chat to CHECK if it’s ACTUALLY A SPOILER at the risk of viewing S P O I L E R S)

(they don’t call me the richard hendricks bitch for nothing, that moniker has a new dimension now)

yeah so i blocked this guy (and then sent him a technically polite and civil but otherwise really fucking pissy DM in response after i’d watched the episode) and then went about my day

i had a good day, which was good. gotta be in the right mood to consume the final installment of my favourite tv show ever.

i started watching.

documentary, huh? this is. INTERESTING.

and it becomes clear that something’s fucked up. even without instagram fucker’s comment, it is clear. given the fact that richard looks like a lonely soul in a retirement home at the beginning of the documentary, with all the colours/backdrop and the weighty comments of how ‘everything was fine’

and then there’s the party ... hurray ... richard in the cake! love it. sometime do some fic/art of richard popping out of a cake in a jarrich context lol

monica’s gift of the text messages! that’s really sweet and i loved it.

THE DOT. HOLY SHIT RICHARD YOU EAGLE-EYED MOTHER FUCKER

also u fuckin nerd with the ellipsis comment........... tbh i get it, i appreciate that joke

(oh jared. dutifully laughing at all his jokes. LITERALLY LIKE HOW SOMEONE WITH A CRUSH LAUGHS AT ALL THEIR CRUSH’S DUMBASS JOKES HHHHHHH)

I really enjoyed when jared mansplained and got bitten by monica lmao i just ............ i’m not fully able to articulate why i liked it but i REALLY ENJOYED IT hahah

GILFOYLE!! appearing with the lock the doors comment and cliff bars and a gun ...... oh boy i love him ;_;

i enjoy that they explicitly(ish) mention that gilfoyle’s an alcoholic lmao

also, dinfoyle shippers, gilfoyle passing out in the men’s room after a rendezvous with dinesh? huh? huh? -aggressively nudges and winks-

...anyway

i love that it’s the combination of richard’s obsessive meticulousness and gilfoyle’s hardcore work ethic and security-mindedness that reveal this fatal flaw with pied piper. it’s a nice collaboration of sorts and it speaks kind of to each person’s greatest strengths (diligence, thoroughness) (i mean we know richard’s other greatest strength is the talent of his coding and gilfoyle’s other greatest strength is also his brilliance and also his being smoking hot but y’know i didn’t say greatest strength at the exclusion of others...)

OH MAN

YES GILFOYLE you have a strong moral compass and want to kill the monster!

laurie being in prison .......................for no clearly defined reason.....and her hair’s still perfect..... yeah i’m here for it. also she does strike me as someone who’d do pretty much fine in prison lmao 

i liked richard and jared’s rooftop conversation. i ..... i was annoyed with jared mentioning gwart because THAT WHOLE THING WITH GWART AND JARED LEAVING AND THEN COMING BACK AND THE I MISS YOU AND WHATEVER I DON’T CARE WHILE LITERALLY CRYING AND ALL OF THAT STILL FEELS LIKE AN ARC THEY STRAIGHT UP FORGOT TO CONTINUE/RESOLVE AND I’M STILL FUCKING MAD but aside from that i liked the conversation.

this whole series has been instance after instance of richard’s idealism and moral compass seeming to thwart his success because he refuses to do shitty things and instead chooses the harder but ultimately morally good path, and it’s ...... i love that this culminates in him making one of the most difficult/painful idealistic choices of all: let his dream of six years come to fruition and possibly (rather than certainly, at this point) ruin the whole fucking world, or kill his dream and really truly make the world a better place by SAVING THE FUCKIGN WORLD?

UGH YES *chef’s kiss*

love that jared’s agreeing with him/supporting him the whole time and you can fucking SEE richard calming down from his initial rage and seeing that, oh, okay, no, he has no choice, he Must kill the beast he has created...

and at that point screaming FUCK from the rooftop seems like a pretty sane response

love the cut to him in his i-mean-business blue hoodie (was it his blue hoodie? i can’t remember but i feel like it was?) being like ‘gilfoyle’s right’ lol

THE THING WITH DINESH’S CAR AND CRACKING TESLA’S ENCRYPTION

this was cool enough that i did not care about technological feasibility, Rule of Cool achieved

and dinesh’s speech about how he couldn’t be trusted! oh boy

like jared said, it was a magnificently courageous moment of cowardice. LOVE. IT.

(also i couldn’t help thinking, lol was this done as a response to kumail nanjiani’s schedule clashing with the others so they had to have all his scenes separate rom the rest of the cast? i mean either way they executed it stunningly)

oh BOY THE THING WITH GABE AND JOHN STAFFORD!!! and you know if gilfoyle had been friends with john stafford then maybe john would’ve fucking called gilfoyle and checked before fixing this shit!!

is this what they intended? i’m not sure. but it sure makes the gilfoyle chess subplot seem a lot less frustrating than the other going-nowhere-but-comedic-relief subplots that were in themselves fine but made me mad when i saw how rushed 6.6 was

gabe lmao

fuckin gabe

BUT GOOD ON GABE FOR LETTING DINESH KNOW JUST IN CASE!! THANK YOU GABE!!!

and OH BOY DINESH! YOU CAME THROUGH! YOU HAVE A GOOD CORE AFTER ALL! YOU COULD’VE DONE NOTHING AND BECOME RICH BUT YOU CLIMBED A SKYSCRAPER’S WORTH OF STAIRS AND SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD!

lmao i loved kumail nanjiani’s horrible wheezing as he opens the door and then despairs and then wheezes his way up the surprise additional stairs, i actually started laughing in my seat. brilliant physical comedy.

also loved gilfoyle’s ‘are you jacking off’ ‘did you do one push-up’ jibes lmao

brill

YES DINESH SAVED THE DAY!

AND GILFOYLE SAVED THE DAY! WHEN RICHARD (not entirely unreasonably) FUCKING FROZE AND GILFOYLE MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION AND TRUSTED DINESH AND IT PAID OFF! YESSSSS

oh and speaking of trusting dinesh. richard being like ‘dinesh you fucked us’ and then apologising and dinesh being all ‘you’re good, i’d think i fucked us too’ AHHH *chef’s kiss*

THE RATS? LMAO THE RATS? verging on maybe too ridiculous but I THINK I LIKED IT.

oh boy

CONAN

BILL GATES LOL

KARA SWISHER

PRESUMABLY MANY OTHER BRILLIANT GUEST STARS I MISSED

YES

oh man that convo on the roof! the only issue i had with that was jared being relegated to the seats behind them WHY ! WHY WAS THAT!! 

ok i’m gonna headcanon it as like, they were gonna make room for him but he was like ‘OH NO NEVER MIND I’LL SIT BEHIND YOU, I LIKE BEING ABLE TO WATCH OVER YOU ALL’ ok there i fixed it. it’s plausible and i fixed it.

gilfoyle drinking entire bottles of tres commas? man he’s so hot and alcohol-soaked i’m astonished he hasn’t spontaneously combusted yet

THEY SAVED THE WORLD ;___;

MY BABIES SAVED THE WORLD

oh and now the present day................ (of the episode) ......

gavin as a trashy romance novelist and denpak as his long-suffering ghostwriter/collaborator? LOVE IT LMAO yeah sure why not!! and that scene when they’re arguing but then have this breakthrough about their novel in progress? AMAZING HAHAHAH i hope they’re happy together

RICHARD IS THE GAVIN BELSON PROFESSOR OF ETHICS WHAT THE FUCK 

I MEAN OKAY FIRSTLY he is well-qualified to be an ethics in tech professor given his experience

BUT DOES IT NOT KILL HIM TO HAVE GAVIN BELSON IN HIS TITLE LMAO

maybe gavin made a hefty donation to stanford and bighead gave enough of that to richard that richard doesn’t mind

maybe at this point richard’s developed a good enough sense of humour to tolerate it because if he didn’t, he’d go fucking insane

he said he was happy .................... was he? i’ve no fucking idea tbh. what do you guys think? richard’s happy with a high-paying non-stressful job, or richard’s sad and despairing? ......i’m gonna go with the former. maybe wistful. maybe he’ll start another company one day. idek.

god when he said his best friend gave him a job ... for a second i thought it was jared. but oh well. OH WELL. OH WELLLLL.

LOVE that big head is president of stanford and it’s not addressed AT ALL how that happened and you know what? we had enough of him failing upward that we don’t need an explanation! this seems totally plausible! amazing.

and josh brener’s acting when they’re like ‘do they call you that because your surname is bighetti’ .......... amazing

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DINESH AND GILFOYLE STARTED A COMPANY TOGETHER AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD 

hey i just realised is NEWELL ROAD the place where the guy who bought dinesh’s laptop from the office clearance sale lived where gilfoyle turned up pretending to be geek squad to punch a hole in the laptop????!!

okay i just went back and checked and that’s not it. BUT newell road is the street the hacker hostel’s on!

which is fucking adorable and i love it.

ALSO

ALSO

ALSO

AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED THEY FUCKING MADE DINFOYLE CANON BECAUSE LOOK GILFOYLE SAYS THAT THING ABOUT DINESH BUYING THE HOUSE NEXT TO HIS BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM AND DINESH HAS NOTHING TO SAY BUT ‘FUCK YOU’ AND YOU KNOW WHAT

YEAH THEY DID IT

THEY STARTED A COMPANY TOGETHER AND GOT MARRIED

i swear to god when they said there was a meeting i just briefly imagined the ‘meeting’ was them sneaking off to a supply closet to fuck or something

YESSS

so we didn’t get jarrich but WE GOT THIS

okay whatevs i’ll take what i can get *blows coolly on nails*

jared working with the elderly! that thing about having parents and being someone’s parents! that’s so beautiful and makes so much sense it works somewhat as a salve to the darkly comedic but ultimately not really necessary punch to the gut that was the discovery about his biological parents.

judy reading one of gavin’s romance novels HAHAH YES

oh boy! the reunion!

i swear to god when richard and jared walked up to each other IT STILL FUCKING FELT LIKE THEY WERE GONNA KISS

everyone hugging!

GILFOYLE LOOKING TO THE CAMERA WHEN RICHARD AND JARED HUG

to me, that’s him being like ‘look at these two. ten years and they’ve not realised they’re in love yet’ hahahha

oh and Monica working for the NSA? yeah i can see it hahahah

jian-yang’s crazy jungle empire? yeah fuckin checks out

(RON’S PANIC WHEN RICHARD STARTS ADMITTING GUILT AND HE HAS TO BACKTRACK LMAO love the law jokes/references)

dinesh referring to gilfoyle’s horrible corner hahaha it’s so clear they fucking love each other they wouldn’t have fucking started a company if they didn’t also THEY LIVE NEXT DOOR TO EACH OTHER WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT

at first i was like oh god did richard and jared not see each other for years??? but then there was that line about ‘i saw you last week’ and i’m so happy again. headcanon best friends (not to say that big head isn’t also a best friend of richard’s) and they catch up and love each other and then fall in love down the line (TIME TO WRITE A FIC LOL)

WHEN JARED HAD THE THING IN HIS BAG I GUESSED IT WAS THE ALWAYS BLUE THING AND WHEN IT CAME OUT I ACTUALLY PUT MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH AT ALL THE FEELINGS AND OH BOY OH BOY YESSSSS

<3333

richard losing the thumb drive. HA.

good. good setup

now the spinoff of sv is this apocalyptic hellhole because the thumb drive fell into the wrong hands and now pied piper have gathered to face/fight the apocalypse

i..... could write that fic. i could.

i imagine in that apocalypseverse jared has super surprisingly become a ruthless leader of a tribe, dinesh and gilfoyle are dual rulers obviously (or like, scavenger rebels on the fringes), monica has a terrifying tribe of followers or has made herself indispensable to another leader, richard is working as a tech slave for someone horrible (or is out in the woods after being stranded away from civilisation when the first attacks/clusterfucks occur) but then gets rescued by jared/the rest .............. yeah

OKAY ANYWAY

in short i really really liked it and i think the whole idea of them having to purposely fail to save the world from the terrible genius of what they’ve created is a fitting and deliciously bittersweet way to end this wild journey and i LOVE THIS WHOLE FUCKING SERIES and i don’t wish it had ended any other way

except for richard and jared kissing and sailing off into the sunset of course

[hiiggsmonaghan]

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Are you fuckin’ kidding me--?

Alright, I’ll answer them ALL. 

1. Name: Higgs Monaghan Silver/Silvio

2. Nationality: Canadian/Acadian

3. Age: 22

4. Birthday: July 19th 

5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign): Cancer

6. Gender: cis male

7. Sexuality: Gay

8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself):  This will have to wait until a special reveal. (Future cosplay things.)

9. What do you/did you study?: ... Does Egyptian history count?

10. What's your current job like?/What job would you like to have?: [Nervous laughter] I have no idea what I’d like to do for a job. 

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11. Your birth order: First child

12. How many siblings do you have?: 1 “real” sibling, but so many siblings by bond.

13. Do you have good relations with your family?: Biological family? Absolutely not. Except for two of my cousins. They are cool.

14. How many friends do you have?: Too many that it’s obnoxious. [Just kidding, I appreciate you all.]

15. Your relationship status: Taken/Engaged

16. What do you look for in a SO?: Someone who can kick my ass. [Who can handle my anger outbursts]

17. Do you have a crush?: No. 

18. When did you have your first kiss?: When I was 14. It was forced and was a terrible experience. 

19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands?: Meaningful ones, funny enough.

20. What are your deal breakers?: Overly clingy, too loud, not respectful of my music choices

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21. How was your day?: Cold. Snowstorm happened today.

22. Favourite food & drink: Pizzas/cheeseburgers || Strawberry slushie with tapioca pearls/orange juice

23. What position do you sleep in?: Fetal position. [Hahahah... ha.]

24. What was your last dream about?: Cannot remember.

25. Your fears: The ocean [drowning], deep forests.. uhh... There are others but I cannot think of it at the moment

26. Your dreams: To be on my goddamn motorcycle, livin’ a good life without my mental illness in the way.

27. Your goals: See above.

28. Any pets?: Not yet! Planin’ to get a black cat soon!

29. What are your hobbies?: Music and readin’

30. Any cool places in your area?: Pfft, no. It’s so fuckin’ boring here.

31. What was your last awkward situation?: I was at Tim Horton’s and there was a baby cryin’ behind me so I looked over at it and played... peek-a-boo with them. It was...weird. But at least the baby shut up. The mother didn’t do shit to make the baby stop cryin’ so.. Great Parenting.

32. What is your last regret?: Well too many to really talk about but I’ll go with the funny route and my last regret was not goin’ to Burger King yesterday and eatin’ salad instead of a burger. 

33. Language/s you can speak: English

34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.): Not really. It’s all just whatever for me.

35. Have any quirks?: I bite my nails often... I pretend to conduct music while it is playing... uh...???

36. Your pet peeves: Everything.

37. Ideal vacation: Anywhere away from North America.

38. Any scars?: Many. 

39. What does your last text message say?: “Nah”

40. Last 5 things from your search history: Twitter, Vargskelethor’s twitch, Cloud Strife, YouTube, FF7 remake release date

41. What's your [device] background?: RK900 from Detroit Become Human

42. What do you daydream about?: Usually having super strength and throwing people whom bother me across the world or just... punchin’ them. 

43. Describe your dream home: A  simple house, really. Nothin’ too fancy. Just the idea of havin’ my own house? Even if it isn’t that big or anythin’... That is a dream for me. Oh, and I want it painted black. Hah.

44. What's your religion/Your thought about religion: I’d say I’m atheist but... I do believe in God. I AM God. :)

45. Your personality type:  ISTP-T

46. The most dangerous thing you've done: [Looks at the list of dangerous things I have done] ... There are too many

47. Are you happy with your current life?: At the moment? Yeah. There are things I am still angry about but it’s... fine.

48. Some things you've tried in your life: Smoking. Drawing. Singing. Writing. Playing the guitar. ???

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49. What does your wardrobe consist of?: Black and reds. 

50. Favourite colour to wear?: Black.

51. How would you describe your style?: Goth/punk

52. Are you happy with your current looks?: Eh.. Not really but it’s all I got.

53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be?: Grow. Damn. Facial. Hair. Holy FUCK.

54. Any tattoos or piercings?: Snake bites. But I took one out so only one lip piercing now. And tattoos? Soon. Very soon. [Gonna be Higgs’ themed, baby.]

55. Do you get complimented often?: No and when I do I make it Stop. I hate it. Never compliment me. 

56. Favourite aesthetic?: Black/gold aesthetics as of late.

57. A popular trend that you dislike: Everything. I hate them all.

- [FINALLY THE ONES I WANTED, JESUS CHRIST]

58. Songs you're currently obsessed with?:  Allesfresser by LINDEMANN 

It’s a great song to listen to for me because I just punch my punching bag to this song. Makes my anger just... go away. It’s fuckin’ nice.

59. Song you normally wouldn't admit you like: .... Let’s Dance by David Bowie

I am a new fan of David Bowie. It just literally started in July or late June. I’m the typical metal head but for some reason Bowie just caught my ear? I dunno, man.

60. Favourite genre?: METAL. Well, Power Metal. I love all sorts of metal except for like.. most death metal/black metal. It is too much for me sometimes. But yeah, if yall are into metal... I’m all ears. I love talkin’ about metal.

61. Favourite artist/band/genre?: Well I already spoke about my favorite genre. For favorite bands? God... Uh.. I have a list here of favorite bands/musicians. Check it out if you’re interested. 

62. Hated popular songs/artists?: Honestly? I’m gonna be one of those guys and say pretty much everything on the radio these days. I don’t like pop/rap and all the most popular stuff. Turning the radio on is ear torture these days. Except for the rock channel, that one is okay most of the time.

63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5:

1 - System of a Down’s Chop Suey in the Style of Ghost by Ten Second Songs

This guy is simply AMAZING. If yall haven’t already, you NEED to check out his channel. He is wicked talented and he has different styles for different songs. Like for example, Metallica’s Enter Sandman in the style of David Bowie. It’s amazing. 

Check him out. His YouTube is Ten Second Songs.

2 - City by Hollywood Undead

This one just gives me my inner Higgs’ vibes. That is really all I can say.

3 - Mein Teil by Rammstein

4 - Cars by Fear Factory

5 -  龍が如く極 - Turning Point [From Yakuza Kiwami]

Yeah, hi. Yakuza fan here. Do I have to say any more? 

64. Can you sing or play any instruments?: I can kind of sing, [very badly, mind you] and sort of play the guitar. I’m tryin’ to learn Come as You Are by Nirvana at the moment... but that’s about it

65. Do you like karaoke?: 

.... Yes. My inner Nishiki in me just cannot lie about this.

66. Own any albums?: Absolutely. I am a firm believer in albums rather than just buying them digitally. I love having an actual copy in my hands rather just on the computer. 

67. Do you listen to radio? What stations?: Not really. I only listen to the rock station.

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68. Favourite movie/series?: Star Wars.

69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc: Uhhh... I don’t know

70. Your fictional crush/es: Sam Fuckin’ Porter Bridges, General Hux, RK900...

71. Which fictional character is you?: [Chuckles nervously] 

Higgs Monaghan-- 

Too many to write down. I’ll just pass myself the trouble.

72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so: Eh not really. Only like.. Gavin/RK900 [Reed900] and General Hux/Kylo Ren [Kylux/Huxlo]

73. Favourite greek god?: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? I don’t know?

74. A legend from where you live that you like: None.

75. Do you like art? What's your favourite work or artist?: I’m gonna be cheesy and say all of my friends because it’s true. I love my friends art.

76. Can you share your other social media?: Yeah sure. My twitter is @hiiggsmonaghan

77. Favourite youtubers?: Markiplier, Jacksepticeye... Streamers: Vargskelethor and Vinesauce

78. Favourite platform?: Tumblr and Twitter

79. How much time do you spend on the internet?: .. Too long

80. What video games have you played? Which one's your favourite?: Ones I have PLAYED that are my favorite: Pokemon, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy XV, Yakuza 0/Kiwami. 

I also have a lot a games I love that I just watched. Like a lot of Legend of Zelda games and of course Death Stranding!

81. Your favourite books (manga also counts): Anything really by William Blake. I guess that really isn’t a “book” but.. all I really read are poems, Shakespearean plays and Egyptian history books.

82. Do you play board/card games?: No

83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema?: No

84. Favourite holiday: Halloween

85. Are you into dramas?: Not really.

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86. Would you use death note, if you had one?: ABSOLUTELY. And I do have one. Well... a replica. Not the real one of course.

87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to?: Get rid of the racists, rapists, pedos and homo/trans phobes. The world would just be more pleasant to live in, yeah?

88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse?: Probably. Because I stay inside a lot anyway.

89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be?: A demon because I am that fuckin’ edgy.

90. What would you want to happen to you after your death?: VOID OUT, BITCH. Uh, I don’t know. 

91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick?: I did change my name so I am happy with it. 

92. Who would you switch your life with for a week?: Uh.. No one. Can that be an option?

93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo: The devil smiling one I guess?

94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true

1. I am in a poly relationship while I am also engaged.

2. I have a knife collection

3.I still used an mp3 instead of using my phone for music

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95. Cold or hot?: ... Cold because you can get warm with blankets and sweaters while if you are hot, it’s damn impossible to not be hot.

96. Be a hero or be a villain?: Hero in my eyes, but to all of you I’m the villain for some DAMN reason.

97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme?: Sing I guess. Imagine singing in metal. Holy SHIT

98. Shapeshifting or controlling time?: CONTROLLING TIME.

99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?: Immune to everything. I’m sick of being sick.

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And there you have it. I’m... fuckin’ DONE. This took literal HOURS, ANON. I hope yall read through this.

[joannaliceevans-fanficblog]

Chapter 5: Kiss and Make Up

Disclaimer: HOLY SHIT! Is this an update?! Hahahah! Anyways, yea this took a long time to finish. I’d say close to a monthish? (is that even a word?) Hope, you enjoy! 

Summary: It’s Aria’s first day back, at the bakery... since the incident. Chris loses his cool, Seb is a shit head. 

Oh, and I would like to thank as always... my loves @shellbilee for always helping me! 

Chapter 5:

Kiss and Make Up…

2 Hours Earlier…

Beeep…beeep…

Chris moaned, as his alarm went off for the 5th time, that morning. Stretching his sore muscles, from the sex activates last night. Then rolling over, he felt an empty cold spot. Frowning, he opened his eyes to see that Aria was gone. Then realizing that today… she had to go back to work. As he, was about to grab her pillow, he saw a note. Taking the note and opened it.

Good Morning honey!

As you may know, I have headed on to work. You looked too cute… sleeping. So, I didn’t want to bother you. I also, realized that I’m going to have a long day at work. Since, I was out for 3 weeks? I have backed up paperwork, to complete. I was wondering, if you can stop by apartment, and get me some more clothes?  Thank you!

Xoxo-Aria

Chris laughed and got out of bed. Once getting ready, Chris went to the kitchen to make some breakfast. Going to the fridge, he found another note, from Aria.

Hi again!

I’d figured that you would miss your breakfast… because of last night’s activities. Anyways… I’ve made you, your favorite. You should see it, in a bowl… with some cooked spinach and sausage. Have a good day!

Aria.

Chris closed his eyes and smiled to himself.

“Someday…just someday…” Chris said, out loud. Putting, the note in his pocket, he then opened the fridge, and took out his breakfast… that Aria had made for him.

“Ahhh, pesto eggs!” He said. After eating, he grabbed his keys and headed out.

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Chris drove up a small hill and entered her apartment building. Then driving through a couple of small streets, he ended at the front of her building. He parked his car in front of her garage and got out. Fishing out the key, from on his car keys he opened the door. As, he walked in Chris headed towards her bedroom. As he was getting some of her clothes, from her closet, the doorbell rang. Frowning, he walked out of her room, and towards the front door. Looking at the peephole, his face turned red.

“Be calm…. Just be calm….” Chris said, as he began to unlock the doors.

“Can I help you?” Chris asked, as he leaned against the door, and trying his best to… keep calm. The man turned around and smiled.

“Hi, um I don’t know… if you reme- “Sebastian started, “Yea, I know who you are.” Chris said, flatly.

“Calm…Christopher…” He told himself, “Was, there something I can help you with?” Chris added.

“Um, if I remembered correctly… is this were Aria lives?” Sebastian asked, still smiling. Chris straighten up and his jaw went tight.

“And, how did you know that…Sebastian?” Chris asked, still looking straight at him.

“Again, just be calm Chris… just be calm…”

“I used to stop by here, awhile back.” Sebastian said, smiling. Chris sighed.

“Yea, she told me. But, was there something that you need?” Chris asked. Seb smirked and let out a laugh.

“In fact, Chris I used to date her. She’s amazing, smart ass, and beautiful. Just, because she told me, we can only be friends… that didn’t stop me from still loving her. I STILL love her.” Sebastian said, looking straight at him.

“Oh… no he did not just that?!… FUCK IT…” Chris stared at him. His jaw was tighter, and his fists were getting tighter as well. Sebastian looked at him. Everything around Chris was blur. He knew that Sebastian was talking to him, but he couldn’t hear him. Then lifting his arm and punched him… right on the cheek. Seeing, Seb fly down to the ground, Seb looked at Chris wiping his mouth. When, everything went… back into focus, Chris realized what he has done.

“Look, I know you are mad… but that doesn’t change things. I moved, from New York to back here… so, that I can have another second chance with her. Just, because you are her boyfriend? THAT’S not going to stop me.” Seb said, getting up from the ground, and faced him.

“And, I would like to see you try! Now, get the fuck out my face… before I punch you again.” Chris said, through his teeth. Seeing, Seb get up from the ground, looking at him… one last time and left the apartment complex. Feeling his  right-hand starting to throb in pain. He looked around and made sure that no one, was looking. When it was clear, he quickly went inside and locked the door. Once the door was closed, he leaned back and closed his eyes.

“Oh…my god. I’m in deep shit….” Chris said, knowing that he’s going to have to pay the consequences from Aria. Sighing once more, he went back to her bedroom to get the remainder of the clothes. Once, he had everything he left the apartment. As he left the apartment complex, without even thinking… Chris made a right turn, and headed towards the bakery. Once, he arrived parked his car in front of the store and got out. As he did, he stopped in front of the window… to see Aria and Sebastian. Aria was talking to someone behind her. Then, seeing Sebastian turn around and smiled at him.

“She’s mine…” Sebastian mouthed towards him and Chris glared at him.

**

2 hours later…

Aria looked in disbelief. Sebastian stood in front of her with a black forming on his right eye and his cheek was starting to swell up.

“What happened?” Aria asked. Sebastian sighed, “I went by your apartment… to see if you still lived there. Chris appeared at the front do- “Sebastian started. Aria sighed and closed her eyes.

“Stop, right there. Come with me and I will get you some ice for your eye.” Aria said, as she led him to one of the tables. Then going to the front counter, Aria called out for one of her employees.

“Hey Michelle? Can you get me a dry towel and a bag of ice?” Aria asked. Michelle nodded, and went to go grab it. Aria, then returned to the table, where Sebastian was sitting.

“Tell me, what happened?” Aria asked, taking a seat in front of him. Sebastian sighed.

“All I did was stop by your apartment. I was in the neighborhood, and I just want to say hello. But Chris showed up…” Sebastian started, “Look, I know Chris means something to you, and I will stay out of it. But doesn’t it seem, like he’s a tad bit… jealous?” Sebastian asked. Aria looked at him and sighed.

“Here you go.” Michelle said, as she handed the dry towel, and bag with ice. Taking the contents and thanked her.

“Thanks…” He said, as he placed the ice bag, against his eye. Aria, then looked up towards the window. As she did, Aria sat up and looked down at Sebastian.

“Stay, here… I’ll be right back.” Aria said, as she headed towards the front of the store and opened the door.

“In the back office… NOW.” Aria said, flatly. Chris stared at her and followed her. As she walked, she knew that she was getting looks from her co-workers and her customers. At this point? She doesn’t care. Upon arriving at the office, Aria walked in with Chris following.

“Close the door and lock it.” She said, taking a seat at her desk. Chris took a seat, in front of her… while Aria grabbed her phone. Sending a quick message to Seohae, in which she replied with ‘Okay’. Putting down her phone, Aria then looked towards Chis, who had a nervous look.

“I-I don’t even know where to begin…” Aria said, putting her head down, into her hands.

“I-I can expla- “Chris started, “Explain? Oh, honey… you HAVE more than just explaining to do.” Aria finished for him. Chris sighed.

“First of all? How in the hell, did he know about your apartment?!” Chris said, nearly yelling, and knowing why he was really there. Aria stared at him.

“First of all, that was 3 years ago… Ugh, why do I have to explain this to you…. Again. I thought we went past this?!” Aria yelled. Chris sighed.

“It’s-It’s- “Chris paused, not knowing, how to explain to Aria. “It’s what? Tell me!” Aria yelled. Chris looked at her, with tears forming in her eyes.

“Okay, how about this? Why did you punch Seb? Why? I thought you were better than that?” Aria said. Chris stared at her.

“So, we are calling him Seb now?” Chris asked, getting irritated. Aria glared at him and slammed her hands down.

“You’re not over this… aren’t you? UGGGH! I can’t deal with this! You need to stop acting like a child and be a man about it!” Aria said, yelling. Chris just stared at her, and couldn’t figure out, what to say next. Aria sighed and sat back down.

“Chris, please… just leave.” Aria said, looking down at her desk.

“Aria, please… “Chris said, as he sat up from his chair and walked over to her. Trying to touch her, Aria just pushed him away.

“Chris! PLEASE… JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! DON’T TALK TO ME, UNTIL YOU CAN EXPLAIN YOUR ACTIONS.” Aria yelled. Hearing the door open and close, Aria then placed her head, into her hands.

**

Seohae walked to the café front, to find Sebastian still sitting at the same place. Sighing, she went to the coffee section, and grabbed a chilled glass from the bottom fridge. Then placing some ice into the glass, Seohae purred some Cold Brew Coffee. After placing some sugar, Seohae walked to, where Sebastian was.

“Here…” Seohae said, taking a seat in front of him, and placed the cold brew down. Sebastian smiled, and took the cold beverage from her.

“Thanks…” He said, taking a sip.

“So, tell me what happened?” Aria asked. Seb sighed and looked at Seohae.

“I was in the neighborhood, went to stop by to say hi… and Chris was at the door.” Sebastian said. Before Seohae, could answer back, she saw one of her employees come running towards her.

“What is it?” Seohae asked. Marie bent down towards her.

“Seohae, Aria needs you in the back. Something happened, I think Aria and the boyfriend are fighting. We, can hear it… all in the back.” Marie whispered. Seohae sighed and got up.

“Sorry Seb, if you need to be somewhere… you can leave. I’ll chat with you later.” Seohae said. Seb nodded and went to get up.

“Thank you. I’ll see you around.” Seb said and walked out of the café. Once, he had left Seohae walked towards the back, where she can hear Aria and Chris arguing. Seohae sighed and picked up her phone. Fishing, through her contacts, she landed on Scott’s number. Pressing send, she placed he phone against her ear.

“What’s up?” Scott asked. Seohae sighed.

“WE have an emergency. Aria and Chris are fighting in the back office. I need you… ASAP.” Seohae said.

“Alright, I’ll be there in a few minutes. Keep her company for me? And also, make sure that Chris doesn’t leave either.” Scott said. Seohae sighed.

“I’ll talk to him…” Seohae said and hung up the phone. Just as she placed her phone, into her pocket, the office door opens, and a very distraught Chris came walking out. The door closed behind him, and Seohae stopped him.

“Stay here and I’m going to get my purse. Then you and I, are going for a ride.” Seohae said. Chris nodded and Seohae walked into the office. As she did… Seohae saw Aria at her desk, crying. Sighing, she went over to her and bent down.

“Oh, sweetie. What’s wrong?” Seohae asked, tucking strands of hair, behind her ears.

“He… just doesn’t get it Seohae, he just doesn’t.” Aria said, between tears. Seohae sighed.

“I’m going to talk to Chris okay. And Scott should be here, any minute.” Seohae said. Aria didn’t respond. Sighing, Seohae got up and went to get her purse. After getting, what she needed… she was out the door.

**

Scott parked his car in front of the bakery. Quickly, he ran out and into the store. As he ran in, he headed towards the back. Then opening, the office door, Scott saw Aria at her desk… and with her head down on the desk. Sighing, he walked into the office, closed the door behind him and went by her side.

“Hey, crybaby? What’s wrong?” Scott asked, as he made her lift her head up. Aria wiped her tears, but she couldn’t stop. Scott looked at her and pulled Aria, into a hug.

“Scott, I didn’t want to do it… but he couldn’t give me a straight answer…” Aria said, in between her tears.

“Do what… sweetheart?” Scott asked, as he soothed her back, “I told him to leave. It hurt… so much, but I had too. I couldn’t even look at him. And the fact… that he punch someone? He’s better than that.” Aria said, crying even more. Scott sighed and pulled her, forwards… to face him.

“Look, Chris… is jealous, because he loves you… very much. And for him, to see you talk to another man… well gets him worked up.” Scott said. Aria wiped her tears and let out a laugh.

“I just wished, that he would admit that he’s jealous.” Aria said, wiping her tears away. Scott smiled.

“Look, you are a mess. Let’s get you out of here. I know, it’s your first day back… but you need a breather.” Scott told her. Aria nodded and went to get her things.

**

Chris sat, at small café, near Sunset Blvd. Seohae sat in front him, with her arms across her chest, and staring at him.

“So, are you going to talk? Because, I have all day.” Seohae said. Chris rubbed his eyes.

“Look, I didn’t mean to punch him. I did-I did it out of anger, because he told me something… that pissed me off. I just couldn’t hear it… “Chris started. Seohae sighed, “Can’t stand to see her, with another man?” Seohae finished. Chris leaned back.

“No, that wasn’t it. I have to tell Aria this… but I will tell you anyways. Seb admitted, to me that he’s still in love with her. And he’s still going do, whatever it takes… get her back.” Chris said… rolling his eyes. Seohae, looked at Chris and sighed.

“Fuck! I knew… there was something fishy. I have to talk to Scott, and see what’s up, because when Aria told Seb? He didn’t take it lightly. I mean… they still hung out, but it wasn’t anything more than that.” Seohae said.

“When, I first saw him, yesterday? I knew… that there was something up with him. Just, the way he was talking to her and the way he looks at her. That’s why I got, defensive.” Chris said, leaning back to his seat.

“Anyways, Chris? Aria isn’t going to cheat on you. She made up, her mind… and she loves you and only you.” Seohae said. Chris sighed, and rubbed the back of his head.

“I know she wouldn’t. But, I just feel like… I need to protect her, and she is my responsibility.” Chris said, with a smile. Seohae started at him.

“Responsibility?” Seohae said, raising an eyebrow. Realizing, what he had just said Chris sighed, and rubbed his face… with his hands.

“Fuck…” Chris said, to himself.

“Shit. Yes, she is my responsibility. Not only, she is carrying my child… but, because I do plan on marrying her. But not now, I need to find the perfect moment.” Chris told her. Seohae looked at him.

“You love her?” Seohae said, smiling. Chris started blushing and smiled.

“More, than you would know…” Chris said, still smiling like a mad man.

**          

Scott and Aria arrived at their favorite spot at Santa Monica Beach. Aria placed a large towel on the sand, and both took a seat. Scott, then placed a box of pepperoni pizza in front of them.

“I missed this.” Scott said, as he took a slice out of the box. Aria smiled, as she took a sip of her Dr. Pepper.

“I miss, spending time with you.” Aria said, as she took a slice of pizza out of the box.

“Aria?” Scott asked.

“Yes?” Aria responded, taking a bite of her pizza. Scott sighed and turned towards Aria.

“Just wanted, to say thank you.” Scott said, with a smile. Aria looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

“Thank you, for what?” Aria asked. Scott sighed, and looked at her.

“Well, for a couple of things. For making my brother happy. For as long, as I can remember, and you should too. But for as long as I can remember… my brother dated many girls. But, you? You make him the happiest. The way he see you and the way he talks about you? That man is deeply and truly in love with you.” Scott said, stealing her Dr. Pepper from her. Aria frowned at him and playfully punched him on his arm. Scott placed a fake “ow” and flipped her off. Which sent Aria laughing.

“Anyways, since we are thanking each other… Scott? I don’t think, I thank you enough…” Aria said, looking down at the sand. Scott frowned.

“Aria…” Scott sang. Aria, sighed, and looked at him.

“Well, since we were kids… you took me, into your wing. I was the kid, who knew little English. And, for just rescuing me… from pretty much everything.” Aria said.

“And, there is something else?” Scott said. Aria started to blush and playfully pushed him.

“I hate, that you… know me too well. But anyways…for being a brother, I wish I had.” Aria said, as she leaned her head, down to his shoulders. Scott smiled and placed a kiss on top of her head.

Later that evening…

Later, that evening Aria pulled up, into Chris’s driveway. Turning off the engine, Aria got out of her car and headed towards the front door. Just, as she was about to unlock the door, the door opened, and Chris appeared, wearing sweatpants and white t-shirt. Looking, closely at him, she could tell that he’s been upset.

“Damn you and your stupid white shirts…” Aria said, to herself as looked at him for a moment.

“I was going to call and ask, what time will you be coming.” Chris said. Aria sighed, took off her shoes and headed towards the bedroom. All, without looking at him. Chris sighed and followed her, close by.

“Well, I am here now.” Aria said, as she entered the bedroom and placed her bag down next to her side of the bed. Chris sighed and took her hand.

“Aria, please? Can you just look at me?” Chris asked. Aria sighed and turned around.

“Yes?” Aria said, looking straight at him. Sighing, and cleared his throat.

“I just want to say, I’m sorry. I know, I fucked up… really bad today. I shouldn’t have punched him. But I had a reason to.” Chris said. Aria looked at him.

“And, what was the reason for the punch?” Aria asked. Chris closed his eyes, and sighed.

“Seb, told me… told me that he’s still in love with you.” Chris said. Aria looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

“Aria, I’m not kidding you. He was being a cocky little shit! He was getting on my last nerves.” Chris said. Aria said and took a seat on the bed. Sighing, Chris kneeled on the ground and cupped her face, into his.

“Did, it feel good… that you punched him?” Aria asked. Letting, out a small laugh Chris placed a small kiss on her forehead.

“It was worth it. But I do have to say… that I am sorry… for being a jerk about it. I won’t let it happen again. And, I won’t be a pissy pants too.” Chris said.

“I love you.” Chris added. Aria smiled, leaned forward and placed a kiss on his lips. Smiling, against her soft lips, Chris kissed her back.

“I love you too.” Aria said against his lips.Then, pulling away Chris placed his forehead against hers.

“Let’s get to bed. I know, we both had a long day.” Chris said…

Taggs: @shellbilee @imanuglywombat

[literallyprentissstwin]

Week 6: Monday, June 18th to Sunday, June 24th 2018  

bonjour y´all & welcome to this weeks reading list, which is already week 6 woooow. idk why i´m so motivated currently, it´s not funny anymore. 

oh, and i´m hosting a writing challenge, check it out on my profile. 

as usual, i´ve put together a list with all the fics i´ve read over the week & they were all freaking amazing. those are the once i personally preferred. all the writers are amazing, so don´t be sad if you did not make it on this weeks list. 

i really hope you´ll enjoy & as always, leave some love to the author!

aileen

1.) Drabble/Oneshot by @builder051

okay, i actually hate gideon with a passion, but this broke my poor beating heart. like spence is so so heart broken, i can´t take that. this was so short, bu cute and good. i loved derek in it. good job! 

2.) Survivor - Chapter 3 by @docspencerreid 

hun, please don´t be so hard on yourself. you´re doing a great job here & your fic will get the recognition it deserves, i promise. SO GO READ IT YALL!!!! this chapter was so heartbreaking. but i really love how spencer supports her and is there for her. also that cute lil moment with Garcia, but also Morgan. my heart is swooning. really well done!!! be proud! 

3.) (2) Chess II Criminal Minds by @idkbutspencer 

okay, first things first: username goals???? okay also angst, i love angst. this was really good angst. i enjoyed it a lot. don´t worry about your english, it´s perfect. and this story was freaking amazing, congrats! 

4.) Submission by an Anon, sent to @butsomeofusarelookingatthestars

this was so so beautiful. i loved how Luke wanted the blessing of Y/N´s father. and the end aawwww, so sweet. literally @ the anon writing this: this was so sos so so so good. they are so relationship goals, i´m jealous.

5.) A // Spencer Reid by @spencerthepipecleaner 

okay, i really loved spencer´s casual reaction to what the reader had to say. this is how everybody actually should be. can this be possible??? this was perfect, great work! 

6.) Survivor - Chapter 4 by @docspencerreid 

all the freaking angst, i´m loving it. this chapter was so so good, i can´t deal with it. i can´t wait for more. this story is giving me life! good job! :) you´re awesome! 

7.) Distractions Get You Killed - 1 by @traceyaudette 

okay, woow. ANGST YES. Hotch, i have a question for you: what are you doing man? uuuugh, please. i really can not wait for more. this was so so good & i enjoyed reading it a lot. great work! 

8.) Hiding Something - Aaron Hotchner Imagine by @fly-on-my-sweet-angel 

i love me some good hotch fics, and yours was a shorty, but i loved it with my whole heart. this was cute & sweet af. i love Dad!Hotch a whole lot and i miss him tons. well done. :) 

9.) Secrets II Spencer Reid by @alittlelessthanfandomimagines

okay, this? SO SO GOOD. it actually deserves a second part, really. like it would fit, but only if you want it to continue, just saying. i loved it, it was so well written. the emotions were delivered in a perfect way, i could feel them all the back here over to germany. well done! great job:) 

10.) Lunch Break by @ionlyreadfivebookslastweek 

oooh spencer, i love you my man. i also loved the readers and dereks relationship and friendship here. and how jealous reid was hahahah. but the end was so sweet aww. 

11.) Safety (Spencer Reid x Reader) by @speedreiding 

woowww. mind blown, i´m serious. this story was a good kind of different. like usually, it´s the reader who gets hurt or stuff. but it was interesting to see it the other way around & i liked it a lot. i loved how the reader took careof reid, it was so good awww. my poor baby! very well written! 

12.) The Best Birthday Party Ever by @tenaciousarcadeexpert 

ooooo this was so so cute. i want to celebrate my bdays with the team yes please. i´m loving it. the team is fucking friendship goals. great work! 

13.) Regrets and Sorrows by @the-criminal-soldier 

ooookay, i already gave you feedback to this but i´m gonna gladly repeat myself. first of all, this was the first entry to my 600 followers celebration challenge and let me tell you, this was so so good. my mind was blown. i´m so happy omg. how can angst make someone this happy lol? this story was a legit masterpiece. the angst = perfect!!! we legit need a second part to this istg (only if you want to lol i just think it could fit here.) great job! 

14.) V-E-T-S by @butsomeofusarelookingatthestars

this was adoreable. luke, my homeboy. all shy and cute and awwww. this whole story was so cute uugh, my heart is full of love for this. Roxy is my number 1 love tho. :) well done! 

15.) target by @uncomfie 

ok first of all, can you share some of your talent with me? thanks! then, this story has me on the edge of my seat. i legit can´t wait for the next part. derek and y/n better be okay ugh. if you wouldn´t mind, could you please tag me in your fics? i really really love them :) great work! 

16.) Redemancy by @xocriminal-minds-imaginesxo 

awww it started with some angst which turned into fluff. it´s so obvious that Luke has the hots for Ella duuuh. i can´t wait for more. i loved the ending. this whole part was really good. well done :) 

17.) Survivor - Chapter 5 by @docspencerreid  

you know how much i love your story :) the angst is getting heavier from chapter to chapter, i´m loving it <3 the reader is so so brave and fearless and so willing to fight. i admire her so much! the end, oh lord. my poor heart. poor spencer! again, great job! 

18.) I Did Something Bad by @ionlyreadfivebookslastweek 

aww you with the username goals, hi. i love your writings. this one was so so cute. i´m still sitting here and “aww” - ing about it. i´m crying. spence is me, like literally i would burn the whole freaking house down if i would try to cook (not to mention cook and multitask lol). but the thought was so cute and kind. they are relationship goals, without question. 

19.) No Explanation by @abcreid 

okay, so the beginning of this story was all cute and fluffy and happy, but then the turn...wow. there was some deep angst into this and especially the end had me at the edge of my seat. but i totally get the reader...spencer, you better solve this! great work! 

20.) Catch Up (Spencer Reid x Reader) by @generallynerdy 

ok, this was SWEET awwww i´m in love. spencer was so cute omg. i also loved derek & penelope in this. they are goals!!!!! this is a great story & your writing style is amazing! well done!

21.) Stuffed Comfort by @reid-fiction 

awww also some cute spencer stuff, i´m crying. you´re all blessing me with your talent. okay this was so cute and there is actually nothing bad about having stuffed animals, like i myself still have them in my room, so what? spencer is such an amazing and understanding bf. he´s perfect (what else is new?). well done! 

22.) Healing Together by @dontshootmespence

ok...omg the angst...like omg. “you might be morgan´s baby girl but you´re one of my best friends.” - brb crying. the end----awwwwwwww i don´t really ship them, but this was beyond cute ugh :)())))) my heart is happy! i just loved everything about this, really. i would totally be fine with the season finale continueing like this. great work, nicole :))))

23.) Their Blood is on Your Hands by @marvelfanlife 

ok this fic here was a piece for my challenge which is currently running around on here :) and let´s just say this was perfection! first of all: it´s a matt fic my heart is swooning. the friendship between him and emily is so so pure i´m in love. it was so perfectly angsty and i loved the plot! great job & thanks again for joining! 

24.) Wasted Time by @dontshootmespence 

awww another fic for my challenge, this time it´s a tara one. and let´s just say it´s about tara just being an independent badass woman who´s able to stand up for herself and takes no shit from any man. i loved this plot and what you made of the prompt. the end broke my heart tho, my pure babe. the angst was def there and i enjoyed reading it. thanks for participating! :) 

25.) I´ve Got You by @therealtrashhere

angst overload wooow. mind blown. the relationship between hotch, reid & the reader is goals, i´m loving it. this plot was really good, some heavy angst, but only mentioned, but really good. i´ve felt all the emotions and the end had my heart melting! well done :) 

26.) Redemancy Pt.2 by @xocriminal-minds-imaginesxo 

part 2 was so good. i can´t wait for the next one bc i need to see where this relationship thingy between ella and luke is going. like the tension is so so there. also JJ OMG wtf is wrong :D this part had me in tears :) i really enjoyed reading this :) 

27.) Mermaid (Spencer Reid x Reader) by @generallynerdy 

cute cute cute. i´m loving it. the end was adoreable, the whole thing actually was. but rossi omg daddy spaghetti, i love you so much, he´s always so done with his kids. great job! 

28.) Anniversary >> Spencer Reid by @eideticreid 

with this masterpiece, i wanna close this weeks list bc holy shit i´m shook. the reader is so so freaking strong and i admire her so much. and specner, can he finally get the award for cutest bf of the year? he is always so supportive and caring. this fic was everything and it´s the perfect end to a perfect week! great job, well done! :) 

this has been this week´s list. i really hope you enjoyed all the fics as much as i did. don´t forget to leave love to the authors. also if you wanna join my challenge, i still have a few prompts left :) 

see you next week! 

[maraskolnikova]

A less-than-One-Act Play

Do enjoy @cumberblue2 @is-it-a-video and anyone else with a sense of humour...

“The Speech”

CHARACTERS

Timmy – FKA Timmy Tim, Timmy T, Lil’ Timmy Tim

Armie Hammer – AKA Pop-pop, Gramps, Pa,

Elizabeth Chambers Hammer – Bird Bakery owner, actress, journalist, AKA: Mom, ma, mama

Heckler - unidentified man who looks for all the world like Luca wearing a cowboy hat and Groucho Marx glasses

Scene: Texas Film Awards

Timmy: Ahh, it’s so nice to be here paying homage to a legend, my mentor, my father-figure and adult homie, my platonic friend whom I love dearly in such an awesome platonic way cos I love women and girls, Armie Hammer!

(Applause)

Timmy: That’s right, give it up for my bro!

Armie: *smiling sheepishly, waves half-heartedly*

Timmy: It’s so inspiring to be here, honouring a man that’s been in the game for as long as Armie has. What a long and storied career. I mean, I still remember seeing him in “The Social Network”. Man, that takes me back. I remember thinking, “Who’s that guy that looks like a Disney prince come to life?! He’s so handsome it’s like, ridiculous! And his voice, WTF is that?! Like, who TALKS like that!?” I thought he was doing it for the role. Oh man…

Elizabeth: raises an eyebrow, looks at Armie

Armie: raises both eyebrows, looks confused and amused

Timmy: Anyway, I was really impressed by his work as the Winklevoss Twins. I remember when I met him for the first time I thought to myself “Holy shit! This guy’s huge! And he looks exactly the same in real life as he does in the movies! WTF?! That’s crazy!” Hahahahahha! Seriously, who looks like Armie Hammer, amirite?

Armie: *puts elbow on table, puts hands over his eyes, sinks lower into his chair*

Timmy: Okay, okay I’m deviating from my speech here. Sorry. I’m like the King of Digression. I’m like Holden from “Catcher in the Rye”! So, yeah, what can I say about Oliver that hasn’t been said…I remember sitting around his apartment late at night, drinking an Italian soda, eating sourpatch kids and ripple chips and saying “Arms, tell me what Hollywood was like back in those days, the ‘Social Network’ days! How did you guys film back then?” and he’d say “Dude, you’re 20 and you’ve been in this industry as long as I have. WTF are you talking about?!” Hahahahaha!

Armie: (yelling) That’s a real thing that happened!

Timmy: It is, it is! Yeah, he was having none of it. I guess he didn’t think it was that long ago! But it was such a great adventure getting to do “Call Me By Your Name” with a man like Armie. He made me feel so at ease. Like I’d say, “I’m going to kiss you and lick your neck now, AS ELIO” and he totally understood and was like, “I know, it’s acting. We’re actors. You don’t have to constantly tell me you’re doing things as Elio before every take,” which I wasn’t sure that I didn’t have to do that, you know! He taught me!

Heckler: (yelling, with an Italian accent) When you got your erections was that as Elio too??!!?

Timmy: (narrowing his eyes, peering into the crowd discomfited, trying to make out who yelled) Rowdy crowd tonight hey? I like it, that’s great. Be free, be honest! Anyway, I spent a lot of time with Armie in Italy, going on walks, having dinner, watching movies and documentaries, going for long bike rides and through it all I was concerned about how his health would hold up, at such an advanced age. I was like, “Armie, should we stop? Give you a chance to rest” and he’d say, “WTF are you talking about, you’re the one who blacked out after we biked up that hill yesterday!!” Hahahah, it was true. I was dehydrated. But really, it was a pretty physical shoot and I was just amazed at how strong and fit and sculpted his body was. I didn’t know that a 29 year old could look like that! It was really inspiring…

Armie: (sliding lower in his seat, visibly embarassed)

Timmy: I would say to him, “Armie I want to be just like you when I grow up! Getting interesting work, doing things that push me physically, that demand stamina…how do you do it?!” And he would just look at me and laugh, such a funny, laidback guy...

Heckler: (yelling) That’s ‘cos you were 20 when you said that and the way you talk is ridiculous!

Timmy: (visibly annoyed) Umm, security, want to do something about that guy?

Armie: (yelling) Nah, he’s good!

Timmy: That’s so weird…Anyway, he always looked after me on set. He’d ask if I had taken my Flintstone vitamins everyday, if I got sleepy he’d carry me to bed and bring me water, sometimes he’d make me hot chocolate…

Armie: (whispering to Elizabeth) I didn’t do any of those things, for real. I think he’s high…Why would I make anyone hot chocolate in the middle of summer?!

Elizabeth: I have no idea what the fuck is going on here but it’s weird and hard to watch and listen to.

Timmy: Whenever I’d climb or straddle him, I was afraid I’d throw out his back or something! It was so weird having to act romantically interested in someone so much older than me, who I looked up to as a father figure and almost a grandfather figure! But I guess we somehow managed to pull it off, even if it isn’t super convincing to everyone…

Heckler: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ! You fool NO ONE Timmy! I HAD TO PULL YOU OFF HIM SEVERAL TIMES! You’d forget your lines! What grotesque sort of charade is this?!

Timmy: (shocked, realization dawning on his face) Wait a minute, Luca!?!?

                                                            THE END

[hcbgoblin]

ok i wanted to watch the full day4 of mma but its only being uploaded at 4am for me and i caved in and watched the lq bts performance and i just

why   do you enjoy making me C RY 

so stream of crying consciousness first impression...... stuff 

a black swan intro A BLACK SWAN INTRO i mean i kinda wanted them to perform the whole song too but hey

it was way too fucking beautiful to be REAL i am LIVING i love love LOVE how much they leaned into classical and contemporary for black swan its more than i ever expected and i just cry every night into my pillow- 

first off i love tae and hoseok as a pairing it doesnt happen often and of the dances black swan could parallel i did not think dna would be one of them but it fucking works and it looks breathtaking 

the HEIGHT of taehyungs jump

swan namjin is just majestic and their postures were rly good, jins port de bras was a+; they over prepared a little for the pirouette but it somehow looks rly cute im whippedajfldkf

ok so. OK. oh   . jungkook,   jimin,    oh wow. oh WOW. jikook has had a lot of dance duos over the years and not to be dramatic but it was all leading up to this MOMENT ksdjn. no but ok the water dance was gorgeous and how delicate and yet midly terrifying they manage to look when theyre being carried (amazing sound direction too ) by the backup dancers is so entrancing, and when they finally come together to dance their FREAKING PAS DE DEUX. (bts danced a straight up pas de deux i cant get over it they really did THAT im losing it) anyway when they dance together you can see it even better!!

that bullet was getting too long so, ok, pas de deux is usually danced by a man and a woman (its more common for this to switch it up in contemporary, but still) , and even though it takes a lot (like a fucking lot) of strenght to maintain the various poses and steps while youre being lifted(usually women), in ballet  its a Thing to not let it show and appear as delicate and effortless as possible. so a lot of people who dont dance get the impression that whoever is lifting is doing the most work, but! thats not true, aND. jimin somehow manages to portray all that strenght while still being tear inducingly delicate. the sequence is sharp, delicated, jagged and desperate and jikook are PERFECT for it, bc their individual dance styles have always been so good at balancing sharp/delicate and intense. 

jimins extensions are, as usual, absolutely thight and in full display. their position for the lift turn was perfect. it was so gorgeous

the final swan pose was so so so so beautiful i loved that formation. bts rly has some of the best designed (like, idk how to say this in english, but literally ‘desenhada’ ‘drawn’) transitions formations and poses. their choreographies are so teatrical, every stop is a painting and i love it. jin just delivers the final blow w the final arms and releasing the bird... mercy

speaking of which the stage design here.................. exquisite

and last but suddenly not least, the backup dancers did the MOST, mad mad props. that bridge drop before jimin first appears might genuinely war with ot7s dancing for most beautiful part of the intro

so. like.      i really love black swan idk if it is noticeable. 

THE STAIRS FOR ON THE NO STAIRS AAAA AND THE N;O  STAIRS AND POSES AND INSTRUMENTALSSSSS 

their STYLING. insane.

ON you beautiful bitch i missed you . you deserved to have been so BIG UGHSJDFN

is it just me or does on feel simultaneously shorter and more INTENSE 

the purple mappp :((( and armys making up bts photo oh my GOD:((( ;;o;;

since its very unlikely they would have released anything outside of mots7 this year were it not for covid, their final performances would probably be n.o, black swan and on, maybe with wabte. im kinda sad now 

but now for long, quarantine savior life goes on is here 🥺🥺🥺

life goes on is so good live its ... ugh 

how SOFT their faces went in yoongis verso tho

its a bangtanarmy world

they did the PAH

dynamite quarantine bop lets go

uhHHHhhHh hoseok?? this VELVET FIT. JHSRKDKJS 

taejoons talk the talk that was SO CUTE. ILLEGAL

they look so happy and energetic i love to see it

dynamite has such a fun choreo. its their simplest one since.... just one day, probably, but they make it SO engaging 

also the way their suits change color is MAGICAL

jin air kisses into the dance break? yEs

THIS DANCE BREAK. ITS PURE DISCO OH MY GOD OH My GoD DISCO QUEEN DYNAMITE!!! U DID THAT . the vibez are absolutely exquisite , dare i say........ GROOVY

super fast footwork and their delivery is so suave and cool holy shit im hypnotized ; that little HEAD BOP on the suspended kick - . like this dance is brimming with personality i love it so much 

hoseoks subtle roboting just adds that Something to it , 

his style is so interesting to me bc like, usually street styles use a lower posture, heavier/sharper finishes, and are visually bolder styles of dancing, highlighting the impact of the steps (i wish i could explain what i mean better but im not super familiar with street styles ughfgfd ) . as opposed to contemporary/jazz/ballet etc but hoseoks style is like a hybrid lately, its very light, almost like hes floating across the stage (voguings a street style that has that lighter higher disposition, but hoseok doesnt rly vogue afaik.... someone once noted, that, interestingly, thats also the core logic of classical dancing and that creates such an interesting contrast in a way that is different but parallel to the way jimin also likes to create that type of contrast in his dancing?? ugh yes.) 

 and anyway, he manages to be so fluid and light and still so sharp and this choreography highlights that soooo well. his footwork and his extensions when hes leading the dance line- chefs kiss . also that hat and that suit   . thank you bh

their linesssssss cries

jimins high kick tumble cries the 70s just kicked me in the face + the synced jump the others do just as he kicks a+++++

they are so synchronized . like they usually are, but it looks even more satisfying here

this dance break..... i didnt think dynamite would do this for us, but its among my favorites 

taehyung is made for This

2seoks suits are driving me feral

was just talking to a friend today abt how i thought back in 2016 that no one could top that mama performance, not even bts themselves......... ha . hahahah ha. 

bangtan. never. disapoints. 

[svdkidsclub]

bands 4 u: the drums (upbeat and beautiful) keaton henson (slow and sad or calm) nouns (loud and sometimes good for angry music but other songs are just fockin cool) dawn golden (beautiful beauty omg) attic abasement (i listen to this when i wanna die or cry but when i dont theyre also just rly good) clairo (dreamy good shit) cigarettes after sex (for when u want to be held) craft spells (for when ur invincible and in love) cuco (hes hot, spanish & his songs are sex) current joys (!!!!omf) :)

Ok haha trying to figure out how to answer these cause you also sent me 2 follow up asks but here it goes hahahaThe Drums: the first couple songs I listened to I was like ehhh but now I'm listening to Down By the Water and I aM HERE FOR IT HAHAH. Also enjoy Mirror and Days. Keaton Henson: fuck man I wish I could get more into Keaton?? Idk I have one song by him (The Puglisit) and idk idk I think he's good? I just can't get into it ?? Nouns: listening to them right now and holy shit?? Can you imagine how fucking fun one of their concerts would be ahhh! I'm so here for School Bus. Ah Wreck is so good... Ah I love them thank you hahaha. Dawn Golden: actually already have one song by him (Last Train) and I like it but yeah idk I've never tried to listen to anything else by him. But ahhh I am now and I'm like hey holy shit he has way better songs than that! Haha. Really liking Blacks. Sleight Orchestra!!! Attic Abasement: gonna be honest and say I'm not super into them hahahClairo: here for this shit!!!! Haha all of it! Love it! Cigarettes After Sex: ok when I was staying in this hostel in Gothenburg, Sweden I met this amazing South African guy and we stayed up until like 4am drinking gin & tonic and he told me to listen to this band so yeah they have a special little place in my heart hahaha (dreaming of you is a personal fave) anyways I didn't even ask his name but I loved him hahahahahCraft Spells: not digging it right now? But idk I feel like if I was in a different mood I might enjoy it more? IdkCuco: trying to decide if I like him or not rn hahahah... anddddd yes I do hahah faves are we had to end it and one and only Current Joys: yessss love current joys and surf curse lmao

[chancellorxofxtrash]

maybe Etsusa Bridge for that ask meme? :o

*cracks knuckles* I LOVE THAT THING SO DAMN MUCH I CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABT IT

This meme

my all-time ultimate fave character:

Seiichi Kugi there is a reason that bastard is my profile pic virtually almost everywhere.

a character I didn’t used to like but now do:

Lihuang Ei. I do not know how did that happen but it did.

a character I used to like but now don’t:

I love all the named players tbh. Not a huge cast, and I love every single one of them.

a character I’m indifferent about:

Absolutely no one, because I would want to know all the things about everyone.

a character who deserved better:

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, alright you don’t know this fandom so I’m just telling you that nobody went on the nameless island in the center of Etsusa Bridge for happy reasons okay, every single one of those characters deserved better.

Maybe except for Ginga. Maybe. But I even like him, so like. But he didn’t deserve better.

a ship I’ve never been able to get into:

Listen Narita. Stop hinting Seiichi/Yili, you are usually good at romantic stories, and I ship basically everything you made canon in your other series’, but even if you would ever write more EB (HAHAHA), and you’d make them canon, you won’t be able to jam that ship down my throat. There’s just too much baggage there, and they work much better as friends and partners. Let them scheme together again, but don’t make them kiss.

a ship I’ve never been able to get over:

Hayato Inui and Seiichi Kugi, like. C’mon, Narita. C’mon. The parallels, the mirror motifs, every single one of their interactions are absolute goldmines. The way their dynamic changes from their first interaction to their last, oh my god. Narita pls, let them kiss.

a cute, low-key ship:

The only thing I ship and that I did not even hint at in my writings really, not even as background pairing is Nejiro and Yua. C’mon. We had all thought of it. Mostly for the sheer cuteness of it.

an unpopular ship but I still enjoyed it:

wHAT THE FUCK COUNTS AS UNPOPULAR. Not only this is a rarefandom, I write content for ships with characters who don’t even really interact “onscreen”, like, there is no hope for me.

a ship that was totally wrong and never should have happened:

Nah, I can’t think of anything. Not a fan of Sherlock’s crush on Charlotte, but not like that will go anywhere, not even if Narita would write EB again (HAHAHAH). I mean if someone, Charlotte is more likely to end up with Lihuang in canon, and while definitely not my preferred ship, I don’t hate it either.

my favourite storyline/moment:

God, Bow Wow. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: all the Narita novels and stories i had read and known, Bow Wow is probably one of my all-time favourites. Everything about Bow Wow is great, how it estabilishes the setting of the entire series, the characters, the mystery, and holy shit those twists in it. Narita in general good at setting up twists and punching you in the stomach, and Bow Wow is one of his best at it.

And for favourite moment, it has to be the confrontation between Inui and Kugi at the end of Bow Wow, exactly because that’s exactly the point where /everything/ comes to a head there. The action, the dialogue, the reveals, the entire thing is fucking amazing. I would sell my soul to see it animated and that’s not a lie. Like even if I’d compile my favourite Narita moments, that confrontation would still be very high on the list, that’s how much I love it.

a storyline that never should have been written:

The afterword for 5656!, because that promised a second half. IN 2008. AND THE SECOND HALF STILL DIDN’T HAPPEN.

NARITA, I WAS PROMISED RATS AND KUZU AND IIZUKA KIDS AND MR GEN AND MR TAKE BACKSTORY DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY.

Callout post @ Narita’s editors: Let The Man Write Etsusa Bridge. (also let him write vamp but this post isn’t abt that. needless to say i’m just as needy abt vamp as i am abt etsusa bridge)

my first thoughts on the show:

God while I was entertained for most of Bow Wow, I wasn’t like completely invested until the end of that book. AFTER THAT POINT, THOUGH.

Also most of my first thoughts consisted of “Hayato Inui What The Fuck Are You Doing”.

my thoughts now:

I love this series. More people should know this series. If it would ever get an anime adaptation I’d probably cry and die. Then come back to life to cry again.

I love it, I just love it so damn much, and it breaks my heart that I’ll probably never get new content about it.

But no, I still don’t know what the fuck is Hayato Inui doing. I’d say “his best” but I feel like it’s not accurate.