#this is fucking brilliant . i would rather explode than work food industry again but i Would have fun doing this

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DAVE: i work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my coworkers to start calling lattes "hot milkybois"

DAVE: i also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as "the big salty" and i consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

DAVE: oh yeah and anytime someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk which specifically is a weirdly popular drink i say "one HOT NUT latte coming right up"

DAVE: our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as "texas size" so sometimes when i hand it out in the drive thru i like to say "heres that TEXAS SIZE drink for you YEEEEEEEEEHAW"

DAVE: and some people look at me as though i have just made their entire day while others look like they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. both reactions are equally satisfying

DAVE: i made this into a game except when i hand out the texas size drinks i say "can i get a yeehaw" and the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified "yeehaw" and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag