#this is just my coworkers lmfao

[ragingbullmode]

i hate being babied for the autism lmfao

[dykefaggotry]

being in ur 20s & 30s is so fucking weird in 2023 like. me and all my peers are at such different stages.

some of them have 2 kids and have been to prison, some of them are living in a friends type housing situation throwing parties like once a week and doing so so much coke, some of them have 3 jobs and started their own food truck, some of them still live at home and walk to work at a coffee shop, others are unemployed and doing so many fun things w their free time, some of them have Adult Jobs as college advisors or work in offices or as teachers, my sister has a kid and a husband and has been a social worker for years, meanwhile my other sister is dating like 3 people and driving a weed delivery truck while transing her genders, and then there's me sitting on my couch rewatching doctor who for the 20th time while disassociating my way through college

anyway I'm convinced the ages 20-35 are just an insane choose your own adventure and absolutely none of us know what the fuck is going on

[anotherpapercut]

the girlbossification of ruth bader ginsburg has to be one of the most just plain annoying aspects of white liberal feminism. like it's not as actively harmful as a lot of other shit obviously. but it is soooooo annoying. if I never see another notorious rbg tote bag as long as I live it will be too soon

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

I miss my old coworkers!!! I miss having friends at work instead of passive aggressive assholes who don’t want to train me and then get annoyed when I don’t know things and act like my very existence irks them!!!!

[vampprince-sono]

imagine hating me and I'm just listening to Vkei bands that are either on hiatus or aren't around anymore

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"

[theghostofashton]

last line tuesday

thank you to @lemonlyman-dotcom @reyesstrand @lightningboltreader and @bonheur-cafe for the tags!!

TK rolls his eyes. “Why, because you think I’m going to fall apart any day now?”

open tag bc i'm so late getting to this!

[graysongraysoff]

How are people buying homes?? I work in the housing industry and I still don't understand how it works like what

Down payments?? Loans??? Realtors??? What the fuck is an APR??? FHA???? What the fuck does literally any of this mean

[muirneach]

i hate references for job applications soo much. like babes take my word for it idk

[angryscreeching]

FREEDOM !!

[loups-garous]

dyke-fag solidarity is one of my favorite things abt being queer

[anotherpapercut]

the thing about the myth that Adam and Jamie of the mythbusters hated each other besides it just being kind of childish to think that if 2 people aren't BFFs they must hate each other is that if you watch the show it's very obvious that they don't hate each other?? I mean disregarding the fact that I highly doubt anyone would CHOOSE to work that closely with someone they hate for well over 20 years, they are constantly laughing and joking and having fun together. like 75% of this show is them doing silly stuff and fucking around

anyway. "Adam and Jamie actually hated each other the entire time!"???

[causeimanartist]

I, the trash hobo who only ever lurks on tumblr these days, have been following you for years now and you have only ever been a blessing. Why people gotta be mad?

Some people have too much time on their hands lmfao

Thank you for your continued support!!

[wabblebees]

im like if the most useless boytoy twink was also an incredibly handy butch lesbian

[girlwithfish]

i cannot get 16 two yr olds to listen to me and my 18 yr old coworker