#this is like barely ship stuff just domestic cowboy goodness

[ghouljams]

So glad I’m finally getting notifications!! I go through your blog like it’s the morning paper 💕

Happy belated 4th of July!!🦅 It’s the only day out of the year I’m patriotic lol. May I ask how crazy our cowboys got for the holiday??

It is a recent but honored Price family tradition that Soap and Goose almost burn down the barn every fourth. This is Ghost's first year seeing it actually happen.

"I assume you're both tired of having 10 fingers," Simon tells you nice and even, watching you and Soap tie cakes and mortars together.

"Haven't lost one yet," Soap responds at the same time you remind Simon,

"We've got a bucket of water nearby."

"Look we're at least a hundred extra feet from the barn this year, I've got a nice long fuse, nobody is losing any fingers." Soap nods, you nod.

"If you set the barn on fire again you're going on probation." Price gripes sitting back in his lawn chair. You give an affronted gasp and he nods solemnly, "both of you, shit mucking for the next month."

"I am your pride and joy!" You tell him.

"You're a fire hazard," you dad tells you, smoking a cigar on the edge of your safety perimeter. You don't think he fails to see the irony in that statement, but you do think he chooses to ignore it.

"I think it's a deserved punishment," Simon nods, Soap at least has the decency to glare at him for agreeing.

"We're not gonna catch the bard on fire, we've got plennae of room." Soap twists the last of the fuses together and inspects his work. "Somebody get Gaz out of the house, he's going to miss the show."

"Think that's the point," Simon mumbles as you go to drag your last guest off the porch.

"You're both insane," Gaz gripes, putting up more of a fight than you'd thought.

"Quit being a baby, nobody's ever been exploded before." You tell him, enjoying the noise Gaz makes at your joke.

"Ha ha, you're so funny," Gaz drags his feet as you tug him closer to the lawn chairs, "people die Goose, people die every year because of shit like that," he points at your explosive pyre.

"And yet you always have fun when we do this," you roll your eyes, pushing him down into the seat you'd put out for him.

"I really do," he settles into the lawn chair and takes the offered beer from your dad. You're pretty sure Gaz only puts up a fight to pretend so he can pretend he wasn't a cheering party when something unintended catches on fire.

"Alright everyone back up, I'm lighting this beauty." Soap announces, you grab Simon's hand and drag him back to the lawn chairs, sitting him down next to Gaz. His hands grab for your hips to pull you into his lap.

"Watch those hands Lieutenant," your dad barks. Simon's hands fly away from you, raised by his head like Daddy might point a gun at him to enforce the rule.

"I gotta be on stand by with the water anyway," you whisper to Simon, "but maybe I'll knock later?" He smiles behind his mask, eyes narrowing just enough to tell you what you already knew as he takes your hand in his.

"Doors always open." There's unspoken "for you" that settles between you two. Simon presses your knuckles against his mask, gentle and affectionate. He doesn't let anyone else into his private space as readily as he does you. Even Soap still knocks.

Speaking of Soap. The man of the hour strikes a hot match and lights the first fuse, jogging over to safety with the rest of you. He gives you a thumbs up.

The first mortar ignights and shoots a stream of blue into the sky. The loud bang-pop of the explosion echoing in your ribs. The flower of sparks fizzles and another shoots up behind it. Then a cake goes off and sparks fly like feathers shoot a high train that almost instantly ignights the next mortar to send more pops into the sky. Another jet of purple sparks from the cake sets off a Roman candle. The 'tump' of it shooting flares up is offset by the crackling of another fuse burning and-

"That's not supposed to happen," Soap mumbles, watching two more mortars and another Roman candle light.

The five of you watch solemnly as a flare from the Roman candle soars over your heads and onto the roof of the barn. Simon drops your hand as you watch the sparks try to catch on the tar, short bursts of flame lighting up the roof. Your dad sighs and dials the fire department as Gaz runs for the hose.

[aerosmiley219]

Do mchart for the ship thing?

ULTIMATESHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out aboutthe ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? – FOR.EVER.  The Kings went against character for drama’s sake and they can SUCK IT

How quickly did/will they fall in love? – Within days.  It took a  bit of time for them to both accept it but it was relatively quickly

How was their first kiss? – I’m choosing to believe their first kiss was when Diane initiated it, in the restaurant, her in the blue dress, her walking back up to him and taking what she wanted.  It was     fantastic.  He wasn’t expecting it and she goes, “no, you know what?   This is how it should be.”  And then it was just right.  

Wedding:

Who proposed? – She did!  And then he took her up on it. It was     non-traditional and awesome.

Who is the best man/men? – (they didn’t do traditional but if I had to guess I’d say it’d be an OC from his family. Like a nephew or someone)

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? – (again, they didn’t do this but I like to believe it’d be Kalinda because she was fucking awesome and Diane could actually trust her.)

Who did the most planning? – um? Maybe Diane? but nothing obsessive or anything. Just like “my calendar works here, what do you think?”

Who stressed the most? – Him. Wondering if she’d show up because he was there before her and they weren’t at 100% to begin with

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 |  9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.*They got married in the courthouse so it wasn’t anything super     fancy.  But they dressed nicely so it’s not like they got married in the back of a pickup.  Even Kurt wouldn’t have been okay with that and he’s “rustic” and not just because he was marrying class, incarnate!  He’s got class too!

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – ALICIA and PETER FLORRICK. Because that bitch deserves hellfire!  GRR!

Sex:

Who is on top? – They switch.  It all depends on the time and place and mood, etc.

Who is the one to instigate things? – I think it’s an even split.     Although I like the idea of her initiating it more often because     girlfriend gets what she wants. Right?

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now*It’s extremely healthy (the last option doesn’t make it sound healthy. It makes them sound like nymphomaniacs and that’s not healthy. So HA) And it’s an incredible experience

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without ahorse’s head*And I’ve got fic to prove it!!!     And that’s not to say they don’t enjoy vanilla sex, because they do!

How long do they normally last? – It all depends.  They can do quickies in the barn or between court appearances in the parking lot (*ahem*) or 3 hour making love sessions when they’ve got time and need to just explore.  I guess, on average, from end to end, I want to say at least 45 minutes?

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Of course.  But then again, sometimes they do for one another and don’t expect anything in return (*cough cough* healthy relationship)

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. *All of the above.  It all depends.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss  more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.*Again, all of the above (not a cop-out, they’re versatile)

Children:(btw,I don’t like them with children, it just doesn’t fit.  If they were younger, maybe, it’d be easierto fathom? Although her getting all dreamy-eyed thinking about them with himwas incredibly heart-wrenching and I sort of wanted to see it happen?  I’m conflicted!)

How many children will they have naturally? - None

How many children will they adopt? - None

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Neither

Who is the stricter parent? – Diane

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Neither

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Neither

Who is the more loved parent? - Neither

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Diane

Who cried the most at graduation? – Diane?

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Kurt

Cooking: 

Who does the most cooking? – Kurt.  He enjoys it

Who is the most picky in their     food choice? – Kurt.  She’s     trying to broaden his horizons, though

Who does the grocery shopping? – Kurt. But Diane tries to go with sometimes

How often do they bake desserts? –  Every once in a while.  Diane will bake him something every so often whenever she’s feeling domestic or wants to make him feel special.  The house smelling of seasonal cookies is something that just makes it feel “homey” and they love it

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – I feel like they’re meat eaters (cowboy and a badass bitch) but she’s kind of gotten him into salads (by introducing meat)

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Diane. He usually cooks so she tries to do something special for him

Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Hmmm, I feel like they both appreciate a home-cooked meal (for different reasons- she’s always eating out with clients and he’s a cowboy)

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? – Diane. She doesn’t cook all that often but likes baking- it’s not always baking season, though.  It’s good that Kurt likes cooking

Chores: 

Who cleans the room? – I feel like they’d have a cleaning service but not like in an uptight way?

Who is really against chores?  - Kurt

Who cleans up after the pets? – Kurt.  Although I wouldn’t put it past Diane to take care of what needs to be taken care of

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Kurt. You know, til the cleaning service showed up

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – Diane.  But it’s mostly for appearances (but she’s not shallow…) until she sees Kurt and he calms her and lets her know that everything is all right and it’s really okay

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – the cleaning service!  (Actually, I like Kurt for this)

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Diane likes nice relaxing baths.  Unless he decides to join her in the shower.  In which case lord knows how long it’ll go (well, til the hot water runs out)

Who takes the dog out for a walk? –  They do it together on his property

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Christmas, definitely.  And maybe if it’s a big birthday.  But not much else

What are their goals for the relationship? – Trust.  Comfort.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – Diane.  And it’d be after     being sexed just right ALL freaking night

Who plays the most pranks? – I want to say Diane but maybe if they did this, it’d be sorta split

*THANK YOU ANON!! I LOVED THIS SO MUCH!!*