#this is mostly me joking btw i should have known nintendo would beat me to the punch eventually

[genericpuff]

there is ONE thing i will absolutely curse out tears of the kingdom for

y'see, i wrote a zelda fanfiction way back in the day that i would later decide to pull the plug on and adapt into an original work to get it away from its roots

link would turn into hale who still slightly resembles the vibe of link but has dominion over time and matter and eventually goes on to lose his hand in a skirmish with a friend

and now here we are, a decade later, and link has lost his arm and gained dominion over time and matter

somehow, despite all my efforts to move away from zelda, zelda has decided to get the leg up on time gate and beat it to the punch

this somehow feels like petty revenge for that one spite comic i made back in 2017

time gate's just been sitting here, idly manipulating the universe around it but never given credit

always the bridesmaid, never the bride

.... if i play my cards right, maybe i can get nintendo to give link a secret boyfriend-