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hellafluff · 8 months ago

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A random list of my favorite side characters in DATV

Vorgoth. What the hell is this things deal and why can't I romance them?

Keepsake and Curio. They're adorable and I love them.

Mila. Competent wonderful child you have my heart.

Johanna Hezenkoss. INSANE WOMAN! BEAUTIFUL INSANE WOMAN!

The candlehops. They're also adorable and I love them.

#dragon age #datv #veilguard #this is ordered #technically i think i should put Myrna alongside vorgoth because they are a matched pair do not seperate them #but im so baffled by vorgoth because. as far as im aware we NEVER learn what they are???#the wiki lists them under [SPOILER] but I dont think they are????????? the other [SPOILERS] we see look way different?#so i can only assume theyre a spirit like Keepsake and Curio? maybe?#anyway did you know after keepsake and curio are summoned in the garden you can go and talk to them by lighting a candle in a room #just off the hub in the necropolis?#and they have really sweet banter! and comment on the things you do to help out!#i love them so much #crazee talk

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beholdthemem · 6 months ago

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

#personal #back to work tomorrow prepare thyself #i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON #i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like #....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student #maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did #u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?

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batshit-auspol · 10 months ago

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Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

#australia #law and order #objectively funny punishment

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liberalsarecool · 5 months ago

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Executive orders do not change the Constitution or laws passed in Congress.

Push back. Use your voice. Stay engaged.

DO NOT SUBMIT IN ADVANCE.

There are more of us than them.

#executive orders

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months ago

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Glinda really had an entire musical number expounding on the theme of "success in life is not about being highly qualified or even competent, but manipulating people's superficial perception of you." and then she went into POLITICS. truly the #girlboss representation the world has earned

#wicked #Glinda said 'cronyism is the philosophy upon which our world order is built'#but she was pink and bubbly about it so the audience thought it was cute #also in the novel she's all but explicitly stated to be repressing her attraction to women in favor of compulsive heterosexuality #a duty she then fulfills by marrying a wealthy older nobleman who doesn't bother her while she spends her time amassing social influence #bitch is positively Machiavellian but it's fine because she wears pink #anyway I have this theory that if she and Elle Woods ever met irl they would immediately death battle

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coolguycy · 5 months ago

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Hate when mutuals reblog polls for a fandom I’ve never heard of and don’t put in the tags who they voted for. My leige how am I supposed to help rig the results in your favor?? 🥺

#my dream is to be a brave and loyal knight but I need my orders 🫡

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glfry · 10 months ago

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