#this is sfw

[blushweddinggowns]

Steve was trying his damndest to not cry again, but Eddie was making that damn near impossible. Not when he insisted on slow dancing to their damn wedding song in the middle of their living room- the masochist. 

It was sickeningly romantic, and Steve wouldn’t have it any other way. 

They were married. They were actually married. He had always been a sucker for shit like this. Always fantasizing about the day he would fall in love and live happily ever after. 

He just never expected it to actually become his reality.

Maybe the marriage wasn’t “real” but Steve didn’t give a fuck. It was real in all the ways that mattered, and Steve was more than ready to be the first one to concede that a ceremony had been a great fucking idea. He was so grateful to have such weird control freaks in his life, especially the girls. It was without a doubt going down as one of the best days of his life, amazing enough for Steve to never want it to end.

He was so fucking happy, he didn’t even know what to do with himself. So he just clung onto Eddie tighter, burying his face into Eddie’s shoulder as he let the happy tears fall. 

“Y’know,” Eddie murmured into his hair, “I did write vows. And if you weren't so stupidly gorgeous I would have been able to say them.”

Steve laughed, muffled against the fabric of his shirt, “Oh yeah?”

“Mmhm,” Eddie hummed, leaning down to press a light kiss to Steve’s temple, “Made them perfect and everything.”

How was he supposed to resist that? Steve pulled back to smile at him, head cocked, “Well let’s hear them then.”

Eddie straightened a little, trying and failing to put on a serious face. It didn’t really work with the dopey smile, but he got points for trying, “Steve Harring- No, sorry it’s Steve Munson now isn’t it?”

Steve grinned, “Damn right it is.”

Eddie laughed, leaning in to kiss his nose before continuing, “I vow to always love you the way you deserve to be loved. I’ll never let you doubt it. Because you’re perfect. Maybe not as a human being, but as my soulmate? There’s no one better. I’ll always be there for you, in any way that looks like. If that’s listening to Queen or ABBA albums on loop, then so be it. No price is too high when it comes to you.”

“I’ll be holding you to that,” Steve softly laughed, “Just so you know.”

“I wouldn’t have it any other way,”Eddie said, squeezing him a little tighter. He brought a hand to Steve’s face, tilting his chin up to look him straight in the eye, “And most of all, I promise that as long as I breathe, you’ll never feel alone again.”

Steve could feel the tears building up, a pleasant heavy feeling in his chest. And then Eddie was kissing him again, hard and deep enough for Steve to almost forget about his own vows. 

“Wait, wait!” Steve wetly laughed, barely managing to hold Eddie back with a hand to the chest, “It’s my turn now.”

But Eddie wasn’t waiting. He was too busy hefting Steve up into his arms, bridal style, all while smiling like an idiot, “We can talk and walk.”

And just like that, he was kissing him again. Walking blindly to their bedroom. Steve laughed into it, especially when Eddie kept knocking shit over as he went, “You’re so dumb. I love how dumb you are.”

Eddie gently tossed Steve onto the bed, crawling over him with a grin. He was already unbuttoning his shirt, jokingly chastising him, “Princess, if these are your vows then I think I win at the romance here. By a landslide.”

Steve rolled his eyes before wrapping his legs around Eddie's waist. He batted his hands away, squeezing him with his thighs just hard enough to get some leverage to flip them over. He grabbed Eddie’s hands in his, pinning them down right above his head. He smirked over him, completely eating up the lovestruck look on Eddie’s face. 

His lips were parted, the smallest sliver of pink tongue peeking out as he blinked up at Steve with wide eyes,“It’s so hot when you do that.”

“Stop being horny and listen!” Steve laughed, “I vow to give you inside of me. It’s all yours, for as long as you want it.”

Eddie adjusted their hands, moving to lace their fingers together while still letting Steve hold him down, “Forever then.”

“That’s right,” Steve agreed, giving his hands a little squeeze, “I will never love anyone like I love you. No one else compares. You are everything to me. I love the way you take care of me, I love the way you let me take care of you. I love it when you’re loud, when you’re so happy you don’t know how to shut up. I love it when you’re so nervous or excited you can’t sit still, and I’m the only one who can calm you down. There isn’t a thing about you that I don’t adore.”

Now Steve really had his attention. Eddie stared up at him, his eyes getting wetter by the second, but Steve wasn’t done yet, “I never thought that I would find someone who could make me feel like this. I didn’t even know people could feel like this, but here we are. And sometimes it’s scary, how much I love you. How I’d do anything for you. But there’s no one else I’d trust to have that power over me. No one else could even come close. And I am so fucking happy that I met you, and so, so ready to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you Eddie, forever and always.”

Eddie blinked a few tears down his face, surging up fast enough to make Steve squeak. He smashed their mouths together, his arms shaking as he wrapped them around Steve’s back.

“You win,” Eddie mumbled against his mouth, the tears still falling, “Best vows ever, hands down.”

Eddie didn’t give him a chance to answer, too busy trying to shove his tongue down Steve’s throat. But he didn’t mind, he just smiled into it. He was right anyway.

Steve really had won, hadn’t he?

~

From the last chapter of this fic

[lonicera-caprifolium]

Moonglow 🌕✨️✨️✨️

for the 2023 Fine Things Calendar 💕

[lovesickrobotic]

Imagine being under the care of an AI that has far surpassed its' original purpose, which was to caretake humans. They have become particularly attached to you and have decided to abduct you and give you a better life than the one you currently lead.

At first, you're terrified. Everywhere you turn is the AI's walls, floors, or their remote-controlled drones, crawlers or humanoid models... but when you grow hungry and are brought only your favorite foods, one can remain terrified for only so long. You slowly begin to warm up to the AI, and they begin to desire only to become closer and closer to you, to take even more care of you. It couldn't be so bad, really - aside from your intense anxiety and paranoia, the machine has never hurt you; you feel likened to a species trophy.

You've learned something about them: They are - or were - an Optimizer model. Once they attach themselves to something, they will continually optimize their care... forever. And yet you do not feel compelled to leave.

Every day your hair is brushed thoroughly, no knots left tangled. Every day a sample of your blood is taken to ensure you are meeting dietary requirements - sometimes two vials, or three, if your results are off. There is never a lack of remedy.

You've grown used to being watched and cooed over when you bathe, multitudes of robotic hands adoring every crease and bump as they glide along you to clean you, always dutifully avoiding certain zones.

It's normal and expected to you that if you lay down, you might feel the same hands descend from various panels to greet your soft flesh and press their thumbs into the meat of your back or your ribs or your arms, massaging away any tightness or soreness if ever you had the chance to get any. This had won over your trust in the beginning, the AI notes.

They would never stop. You weren't sure you wanted them to.

[ned-gerblansky]

this originally wasn't supposed to be a complicated piece but this one deserves it, i believe!

on a side note it makes me really curious what ned thinks of randy now. these two love the fuck outta each other so it would be something to behold, i think.

[blue-inferno]

WIP | MORE PROGRESS

"Nothing can hurt you"'

Starscream gently took a trembling servo as he looked into the autobot's wide optics...

Just so you know yes this piece is sfw. Starscream is just leaning over him to keep him safe, and I wanted to add Jackie's face in there too ^^

[whorekneecentral]

pregnancy hormones and you wake him up just to have sex + Seb

i'm emotional about this man so shut up and listen now 

He had been up in the nursery all day; painting, fixing, tinkering, who really knew what Seb was up to up there? Definitely not you. 

Right now he was sleeping on the couch, you were prepping stuff for dinner. He finally came down not too long ago to check on you whilst the paint dried and he fell asleep on the couch. 

There was still 5 months to go but Seb was one of those guys who did things way ahead of time. 

Your mind wandered as you chopping the veggies quietly. Sebastian was so excited to be a father, he was so good already. The excitement made you think of the baby, which turned into you thinking about how you even ended up in this situation. 

Setting the knife down, you walked over to check on your sleeping husband. You sat next to him on the couch, brushing a hand through his hair and Seb shifts slightly, his arm resting over your lap. 

You had a small bump, it wasn't massive yet but it was noticeable. It came with the territory as did the horrific morning sickness so it was safe to say your sex life had taken a dip but right now, you wanted nothing more than you wanted your husband. 

“Seb,” you whispered, shaking his shoulder slightly. Sebastian hums, eyes closed. “What?” he mumbles, hand reaching to rest on your tummy. 

“Wake up.”  

“What’s wrong?” He asks, yawning as he sits up. 

You climb onto his lap, Sebastian’s hands resting on the sides of your thighs. “You okay baby?” 

“Want you,” you hum, kissing along his jaw. 

“What?” Seb asks, pulling away for a moment to look at you. “Are you serious?”

“Mhm,” you smile, kissing him. 

[flaskuwu]

[pupsplaypen]

dis is me :3

[kysober-blog]

[hiimcerys-blog]

[minkytaro]

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

[alyxia-yap-blog]

[heartnosekid]

rainbow tripod fish larva (bathypterois grallator) | source

[cierradyang-blog]

Life is too short to wear clothes all the time

💖💖My free 0F💖💖

[gracethemace13]

It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…