Is this a trope ??!! ( Phi @absolutebl what do you think ?) Can we call it « Please gay people stop being happy in front of me I’m having a bisexual crisis and a crush like I’m already overhelmed. » cut. (Apparently also present in Be my favorite but I don’t know when)
assigning you kin with an epic Greek hero || patroklos
oof, im so sorry babe you literally invented bury your gays AND dying for the hero's character development. you did then ask your boyfriend to mix your bones together in a single urn, so you maybe invented romance also? I wish we knew more about you beyond your relation to your partner, but maybe you’re happier that way. I think that you could be more than just him but I also think you really don’t want to be. Most of our fates out tragic but I think you’re happy that at least you got to choose your path, even though it was always going to end in grief
Went to visit my favorite funny blue blogging site and FOUND A WONDERFUL AND SILLY SURPRISE??? I’ve (secretly) ((unironically)) been wanting one of these goofy things because they’re just *SO* ridiculous and now I’ve got not one, but TWO important checkmarks! They’re ~RAINBOW~ and VASTLY SUPERIOR and I love them. I’m laughing, this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened on this blue website, THANK YOU FOR THIS GIFT!!!!!!!