Someone confiscate the Kabumisu Rapunzel AU from me, I am not starting a long form anything until my DPxDC novel is done but also I am ONLY capable of doing it wrong
Because:
Kabru MUST be Rapunzel. Mandatory. Milsiril is not letting that little bitch out of her tower. (Also his Main Character Energy)
Mithrun has less than zero drive to do anything ever up to and including wandering around in lonely tower infested woods to find said lost princess
These can only be resolved by Mithrun also already being inside the tower and then we’re into Beauty and The Beast territory too with the Forbidden Room but instead of Cursed Flower there is Cursed Hottie
Tbh Labrumisu would solve this problem where’s my threesome shippers we need ONE (1) character with some goddamn initiative
(Sadly still can’t be me I do not ship Laios in general he’s just not got that Ship Juice)
Milsiril just has such perfect villain vibes and okay I’m selling myself on the Labrumisu because if Laios comes in to kidnap one of her babies (and her broken former coworker) there’s a 50-50 on whether Milsiril just decides he’s young enough to adopt
This is now a main character hoarding situation Falin and Marcille have to come rescue Laios and also his boyfriends from the crazy sword elf and her army of dolls
Which is why I can’t write this one.
Look at that.
Look what happened in like 5 bullet points.
The rails have been OBLITERATED but also it’s just got such good legs someone take this idea and run with it to somewhere very different and much simpler than I am capable of
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Sorry I don't like Barley being the taller one in the relationship. He is quite literally, canonically, short and fat. On his wiki page, there are only two mistakes, the very first one being that he was called tall, solidifying that he is without a doubt a FUCKING MANLET
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the anon that initially threatened to attack you on art fight here, still fighting for my life with this piece. will perhaps have it done tomorrow LOL
ANOONNN HELLO!! I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE IT WEEEE THANK YOU FOR WORKING SO HARD ON IT.... and don't worry about getting it done fast! i haven't even started on my attacks yet 😭😭
i gotta push myself to start soon but we got a whole month so make sure to take some breaks too :] good luck!!!
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assigning john constantine covers of creep by radiohead while he tries to kill me in my mind for assigning him creep by radiohead in the first place!
swamp thing constantine - richard cheese cover.
hellblazer constantine - vincint cover.
nbc/arrowverse constantine - actual song by radiohead.
city of demons constantine - kelly clarkson cover.
constantine: the hellblazer - jinkx monsoon cover.
john constantine: hellblazer - tom ellis cover.
2005 constantine - scott bradlee's postmodern jukebox cover.
justice league dark constantine - pentatonix cover.
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I wonder if the reason they gave Tyr both hands in GOWR is because with the giant’s prophecies the depictions of him (figure with a helmet, beard, and spear) are actually supposed to be Kratos (has beard and spear at least by the end of the game) and it would be Too Obvious the difference between them if prophecies involving Tyr were missing a hand and the ones that are supposed to be Kratos have both
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