Prompts
1: You make me so angry so quickly. It's remarkable!” “I literally said 6 words!”
2: “You think you’re a hot shot don’t you?” “Yeah, I know that I am.”
3: “Can’t we just stay in bed today?”
4: " Wait a second, are you jealous ?”
5: “Did you enjoy yourself last night.”
6: “Well, this is where I live.”
7: “You make me feel like I’m not good enough.”
8: “You could have anyone else, why me?”
9: “I’m not losing you again.”
10: “To say the least, I picked the whole fucking basket of oopsie daises.”
11: “All I wanted was your honesty and the truth.”
12: “Don’t fucking touch me!”
13: “All I wanted was to be loved, but even I can’t have that”
14: “I wanted to keep every one safe, this is all my fault.”
15: “I really wish that I could hate you.”
16: “Get out.”
17: “Why are you really here?”
18: “Why do you keep pushing me away from you?!”
19: “You know, it hurt when I realized you weren’t in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt as I watched you fall in love with her.”
20: “You two need to put some clothes on, you know, before I toss my lunch.”
21: “Why don’t you come over here and make me.”
22: “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
23: “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
24: “You can’t do this!”
25: “I thought you were dead!”
26: “Never do that again!”
27: How stupid can you be?”
28: “This isn’t just about you. It’s about what’s best for all of us.”
29: “Son of a bitch, I thought you were dead!”
30: “You did this for me?”
31: “I can protect myself!”
32: “I can handle myself!”
33: “You don’t need me and I don’t need you.”
34: “You know I can’t let you do this.”
35: “I’m so stupid to make the mistake of falling in love with my best friend.”
36: “Stop talking about the past, I could be dead in a matter of hours… make me up a future.”
37: “Stop flirting, it’s embarrassing.”
38: “I waited and I waited, but you never made it back to me.”
39: “There’s only so much waiting a gal can do.”
40: “All I want is to lay in bed and cuddle you! Is that too much too ask?”
41: “I suggest we stay in bed all day, it’s the only choice you have.”
42: “May I suggest it, because it’s your only choice.”
43: “Apple a day keep the shitheads away. That’s how it goes right?” “Yeah totally.”
44: “Lord have mercy. We’re gonna need it.”
45: “Have you lost your damn mind?!”
46: “Why am I not surprised that you (did/ thought) of killing (him/her).”
47: “Is that my shirt?” “Yeah, and what the fuck you gonna do about it?”
48: “Am I supposed to be scared of you?”
49: “Don’t use me as an example. I wasn’t a good kid.”
50: “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”
51: “I have been in love with you for my entire life.”
52: “What makes you think I’ll stop loving you?”
53: “If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.”
54: “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.”
55: “I just want my best friend back.”
56: “You better have a damn good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”
57: “What did I do to deserve you?”
58: “What do you mean wedding?”
59: “Just leave me alone.”
60: “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
61: “I know I made a mistake.”
62: “Run, and please, don’t ever, ever look back.”
63: “Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”
64: “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
65: “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
66: “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”
67: “What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
68: “Are you drunk?”
69: “It’s okay baby, I’m here for you.”
70: “Don’t say you love me.”
71: “You can’t mean that, can you?”
72: “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”
73: “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
74: “If your fine, why is your hip sticking out of your skin?”
75: “Do you know what knocking is!?”
76: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
77: “Do you think you can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? Asking for a friend.”
78: “What can I say, I like doing the exact opposite of what you want me to do.”
79: “Where are we going?” “To do something illegal.”
80: “Love is for stupid assholes.”
81: “I wouldn’t touch you. If my life depended on it.”
82: “While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
83: “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning
84: “Okay, but, consider this: I don’t care.”
85: “Let me get this straight. He told you he loved you and you punch him in the gut.”
86: “I don’t know if I should help you or if should euthanize you.”
87: “Oh yes, when you die that’s what I’m putting on your tombstone.”
88: “You can’t snort Captain Crunch. That’s what Cocoa Puffs are for.”
89: “I wanna hold your stupid hand and wear your stupid t-shirts.”
90: “Well this is a nice change of scenery” “It’s a prison cell” “I was being sarcastic”
91: “If you keep talking I’m gonna jump out the car.”
92: “You’re not talking, and that only makes me talk more.”
93: “Thank god that I’m hammered.”
94: “You don’t have to trust me – just don’t leave me here to die.”
95: “On a scale of one to ten, how illegal do you think this is?”
96: “Will you go out with me?” “Yeah, like yesterday or how about February 31st.” “There’s a yes in yesterday.” “there’s a ‘fuck you in ‘fuck you’.”
97: “I quote MacBeth, Act ii, scene I, line 587: ‘Shut Up’”
98: “Well, that didn’t go as planned.”
99: “And then Satan said ‘put the alphabet in Math!’”
100: “I put the pro in procrastinate.”
101: “I already know I’m going to Hell, at this point, it’s go big or go home.”
102: “When you’re a kid they tell you it’s all grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid and that’s it. But the trust is the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker, and so much madder and so much. Better.”
103; “We’re al stories in the end. Just make it a good one.”
104: “I am being extremely clever and there is no one standing around looking impressed. Mind I ask, what’s the point of having you all here!?”
105: “ She was the most important woman in the whole wide universe. That’s what she always is to me.”
106."You’re cute when you’re angry."
107."Let’s run away together."
108."Are you crazy."
109."Hold me back!"
110."Hope is like the sun….."
111."Stop whining it’s just a gun shot."
112."If you pick a place, I'll follow you there."
113."I absolutely trust you."
114."This is the most ridiculous idea you’ve ever had." "I know, isn't it amazing!"
115."Where the hell have you been?!"
116."Do you want to get caught!?"
117."Care to join me?"
118."There is a lot more things that are terrifying in this world then death."
119."Okay James Bond, don't get too cocky."
120."What makes you think it will work this time?"
121."Why? Am I suppose to be surprised?"
122."Woah, how spooky!!!"
123."Hey! Sit your ass down!"
124."Someone's dying, but I promise it will be the next person that wakes me up."
125."I am so taking a vacation after this."
/\//\//\//\//\//\//\/
That’s the prompts so send them in! Love y’all!
95 notes
·
View notes