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Don’t Say That I Didn’t Warn You (Johnny Knoxville x Reader)
Summary: Johnny was the king of bad decisions, and you were his worst one.
Content Warnings: Angst, Drug Usage and Mentions, Vulgar Language, Mild Sexual Content, Unhealthy/Toxic Relationship
Word Count: 2,375
AN: oh god holy fuck this is my first fic I’ve ever posted online. and it’s an angst. IM SO FUCKING NERVOUS HAHAHAHA. anyways, the song I based this fic off is linked below, you should totally listen to it alongside this, but it’s not something you have to do. It’s just a really good song. Also pls like,,, give me requests or smth. I’m gnawing at the bars of my cage for ideas. Uhhhhhhh ok no beta readers we die like men
Johnny knew the entire whirlwind that brought you into his life was going to hurt. The moment you met his eyes across the bar, his heart doing weird flips in his chest, he knew this was heading down a dark path. You were smoking hot, with a southern accent thicker than honey.
If he only knew how bad it would be.
You became a constant in his life, basically living at his house. Johnny was the king of bad decisions, and you were his worst one. You became everything he thought about quickly. You consumed everything waking thought he had, and even his dreams were filled with you. You had sunk your claws into him, and he knew it would crash and burn sooner rather than later. Even at the beginning.
Cocaine littered his kitchen countertops and his bedside tables, his addiction hitting an all time high with you. You brought out the best and the worst in him, both at the same time. You were simultaneously the fresh breath of air in his lungs and the poison that was killing him.
Ryan’s words echoed in his head, warning him to stay away from you. Ryan had watched you destroy men in the past, without a second thought. The conversation between them echoed in Johnny’s head constantly.
“Dude, I’m fuckin’ telling you,” Ryan had spoken through cigarette smoke, shaking his head, “You wanna stay yourself? Stay away from Pixie Stick.” The bar was crawling with people, but you were the only person Johnny gave a fraction of a fuck about.
“Pixie Stick?” Johnny commented on the nickname, taking a sip from his beer, his eyes unable to tear away from where you were leaning over a pool table, giggling. He couldn’t tear his eyes away from how the shorts you were wearing barely covered your ass.
“Bitch’s got a coke habit from hell. She didn’t have any, so she snorted pixie stick dust to try and get her buzz. Nickname stuck - Look,” Ryan shook his head, making Johnny focus back on him, “Regardless of what we call her, I’m not fuckin’ around when I tell you to stay away from her.”
“Jealous, are we?” Johnny smirked, which earned him a punch in the arm from Ryan.
“I wouldn’t fuck with her if my life depended on it, Knox. She’s bad news. She’s broken, and she’s on a path to destroy everyone around her. I’m not tryin’ to be a cock block, you could get literally any pussy you wanted in here. Just - man to man, friend to friend, whatever. Promise me you’ll stay the fuck away.”
Johnny had promised, half assed at best, but whatever he had said satisfied Ryan enough to get him off of Johnny’s case. Johnny couldn’t tear his eyes off of her half clothed ass, the tits straining to pop out of her skimpy shirt. Johnny’s mouth had gone dry, and he instantly forgot what Ryan had said.
He wished he had listened now, after months of heartbreak, turmoil, and trying to find himself again.
He had walked over to you, laying on the southern charm thick. He remembered how you looked at him head to foot, that smirk on your lips that dug its way into his psyche. The two of you hit it off immediately, and Johnny didn’t see a fraction of whatever Ryan was talking about. When small talk steered into if you had any exes, you looked up at him with the sweetest eyes, telling him that you had a few in high school, but they were all mutual breakups - you were still great friends with them to this day. You told him - in a purr that haunted his mind for months to come - that since you had been in California, you hadn’t dated at all. You were just enjoying being young.
Lie number one, Johnny would come to find out. He didn’t know how much you craved the destruction until he realized one of his close friends was one of your victims. Bam, who used to be loud and boisterous, had become a shell of himself after a brief fling with you.
When Bam found out about Johnny fucking around with you, he urged Johnny to just walk away while he still could. Sure, things were sunshine and roses now, but the destruction would start slowly. It would be a fire that licked at his bones and then turn into a full blown blaze. She wouldn’t stop until the men she fucked around with were nothing but ashes in the wind.
Johnny had always figured it was because Bam missed you, didn’t want Johnny to take his spot, but he soon came to find out that Bam wasn’t lying to him at all. You broke people down to their worst, and you left without a second thought.
Johnny, of course, didn’t find this out until he was at that same level.
Your relationship was tumultuous - on again, off again. Johnny would get enough strength to leave you, trying to move on. But he’d find himself in a moment of weakness. He’d call you, begging you to come over, to love him again. And there you were, knocking on his door, with a baggie of coke and a bottle of whiskey, and he’d be wrapped around your little finger again.
He knew it wasn’t love. Nothing about you was love. At best, it was just lust and jealousy. At worst, it was hatred and venom.
The image of you leaned up against his door frame, your silhouette wrapped in smoke from his cigarette was one that had yet to leave his mind. You had crawled over the bed to him, stealing the cigarette from his lips. You straddled his hips, his hands roaming over the expanse of your back.
“We can’t keep doin’ this.” He murmured against the skin of your neck, and the laugh you gave him rattled through his bones.
“You always say that. Yet, it’s always you who’s begging me to come back.” You took a last drag off the cigarette, extinguishing it on his tongue. The burn of the cherry made him groan in pleasure, his head lolling back against the pillows. You slid down, your lips wrapping around his cock. He groaned, his hand flying to your hair. He looked down at you, your plump lips wrapped so perfectly around him, and any complaint or worry he had was quickly dismissed from his mind.
Your body was made for him, or that’s what he told himself. The way your pussy gripped onto his cock, a perfect fit, made his head swim in the best way possible.
You were an Angel, sent to him from Heaven above, before you sunk your fangs into his neck. You infected him, and no matter what, he couldn’t tear off the bandage and break things off for good. He knew you were destroying him, he knew that every word you spoke was just to get into his pants and get him wrapped even tighter around your finger.
But, fuck, was he enamored by you. Every swing of your hips, every lick of your lips, every breathless chuckle you gave him when he rolled off the top of you, everything you did and would ever do made his heart twist in his chest and make him dizzy. It wasn’t even a situation of rose coloured glasses tainting your view of someone. He knew you were shitty, he just couldn’t bear the thought of being without you.
But you couldn’t have one victim at a time, Johnny would also come to find out.
He came home early from a shoot one day, and he walked into his bedroom to find you underneath Bam. Fucking in his bed. Johnny had seen red, and he had enough strength to kick you out then and there. But he wasn’t strong for long, begging for you to come back after only three days. You came back into his life, forgiving him for what had happened. Somehow, he took all the blame for you cheating on him.
This happened countless more times, enough to where Johnny would just look past you underneath another man, his eyes glassing over and a dollar bill in his nose. You were here, who cared what you were doing? You fed his worst habits, keeping him medicated and drunk every night.
The final break came when you began to pack your things. Johnny had sat up in bed, looking at you with confused eyes. He couldn’t tear his eyes off of your body as you stripped out of his shirt, putting on an outfit of your own.
“Where are you goin’?” He had asked, anxiety eating at the lining of his stomach. You shrugged, continuing to shove clothes into a duffel bag. He watched shirts he loved go into your bag, his Knoxville belt buckle disappearing into the pile.
“Leavin’.” Was all you replied with, and Johnny felt his stomach hitting the ground. He scrambled up from bed, trying to stop your movements, even if just for a second. His hands went around your waist, to your wrists, your biceps. His hands ghosted over you, trying to get you to change your mind.
“Wait, wait. Leavin’? To where?” He asked, his voice tight and edged with panic. You pulled out of his hands, giving him a smile that even in that moment had his stomach doing flips and his head spinning.
“Nowhere in particular.” You had given him a final kiss, the door slamming behind you sending a shudder through his apartment. He had stood there, in your wake, still fully trying to process what had happened.
He frantically called you thirty seven times that night, before he drank himself into a restless sleep. He woke up the next morning, hungover as fuck, and you hadn’t answered him once. He sent text messages and called you endlessly over the next couple of days, but his texts were never opened, phone calls never answered. Eventually, his texts stopped getting delivered and his phone calls stopped connecting to your voicemail.
He was hollow, a shell of his former self. He fell asleep every night with a whiskey bottle in his hands, his mind crawling with nothing but you. Your smell lingered on everything he owned, and in a fit of drunken rage, he destroyed everything in his apartment that had your smell. He called Ryan, the only person he thought could help him. The call connected, and he cried out his sorrows. Ryan was silent on the other end.
“Don’t say that I didn’t warn you, Knox.” Was the only reply Johnny had gotten before the call disconnected. He felt numb, laying there in an empty apartment. Your giggles, your voice whispering his name, and your voice telling him that you ‘loved him’ haunted the halls of his apartment, and it drove him insane.
He poured his pain into his stunts, not giving a fuck about his safety anymore. Concussions eased the memory of you for a while, and then you were back like an ice pick through his skull. Broken bones eased the pain in his heart until they healed and then that ache was back. He was destroying himself physically the way you destroyed him emotionally and mentally. He was teetering on the edge when Bam finally pulled him out of his stupor, allowing him to finally move on.
It had been months since he had last heard from you, your memory nothing but an ache in his chest and an ache in his nose. He cut coke completely out, dealt with the detox for a couple of weeks, and he was starting to finally heal. He smiled more, laughed way more, and his stunts went back to their perfect level of stupid and safe.
He started going to parties and bars again, letting himself live how he used to. He nursed sodas instead of whiskey, fully sober for the first time in his life since he was a child.
“PJ.” You had purred behind him, in the same tone of voice that had gotten him hooked all that time ago, and he stopped dead in his tracks. He turned around slowly, and there you were. Even though he knew in his right mind that you were nothing but trouble, every fibre of his skin and muscles ached to reach out and touch you again, run his fingers over your skin. He swallowed thickly, “Fancy seein’ you out again.” You had smiled, your white teeth gleaming.
“Yep, just enjoyin’ the time with my friends.” He swallowed uncomfortably, dancing from foot to foot nervously. You eyed him down again, and he couldn’t help but do the same. You were wearing his Knoxville belt buckle, it hanging low on your hips.
“Missed you, baby.” You reached up, feeling his chest through his shirt, “How have you been since-”
“Since you left me in my apartment, without even so much as an explanation?” He narrowed his eyes and he almost relished in the way you faltered for a second. Of course, you recovered flawlessly.
“Can you blame a girl for needing her space?” You asked, looking up at him with the most sickeningly sweet eyes. Your voice dripped with honey, and Johnny shuddered under your palms on his chest, “You’re actin’ like I murdered your dog, when I just needed space. I missed you.” You were in his bubble, the feeling all too much and not enough at once. Johnny’s breath came out in pants, his body thrumming with desire and disgust.
In a spark of courage - that he didn’t know where it came from- he placed his hands over yours, taking them off of his chest. He dropped your hands gently, grabbing his cup of soda again. He flashed you a dazzling smile, relishing in the way your cheeks puffed up in anger.
“Well, I ain’t missed you, darlin’.” He patted your shoulder, disappearing into the crowd. They weren’t the words he wanted to say, but they were the words he needed to say. He couldn’t let himself fall back into your snare again, for fear of how devastating you’d break him again.
Johnny was only a smart man sometimes, but his smartest move was walking away from you for good.
#johnny knoxville x reader#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#jackass#mtv jackass#jeff tremaine#jackass headcanons#jackass fic#Spotify#lilith’s writing
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#Fucking loooove ittttt when i ask for help w communicating w my dad and then when i express how i feel like#everything i do and everything i say to him is wrong and bad and shows im selfish and horrible#this person says 'relationships go both ways' and im like uHHHHHHH#i dont have a whole lotta empathy for someone who's abused me for years actually (bc at this point im mad as fuck)#and this person goes 'abused?' at which point i literally start to dissociate and lose the ability to think straight about what's going on#so i say im sick and tired of people knowing nothing about me and having to explain myself to everyone over and over again#while nothing ever sticks#and this person has the audacity to go and whine that i cant expect every single person to know everything about me???#i think 3 sentences in my file could summarise all that clearly enough to give people some guidelines but ALRIGHT APPARENTLY THATS TOO MUCH#meanwhile she keeps pushing me to make some stupid decision and im like i literally cannot think anymore right now and she keeps pushing it#and im freaking out internationally as im struggling not to zone the fuck out and remember how last time this happened#several people threatened to drag me out of the office instead of ya know. comforting the person whos obviously very upset#im so fuckimg tired of the stupid bullshiy#sure keep whininh at me in your nails on a chalkboard voice! sure!! thqt fucking helps right?!#im so fucking mad about this whole situation like imagine fucking dissociating while trying to arrange very practical shit like what the fuc#and then being in a room where the supposed professional doesn't even know what dissociation is lmaooo#im sorry but i feel like a trauma 101 class is essential in a group home for young folks like this one#im so tired of being treated like a picky little bitch when i just want to have professionals who know what theyre doing.#if u can tell the entire team about a client's diabetes and make a management plan u SURE AS HELL can make a plan for me too#on top of everything else im having like proper relivings of shit which rarely happens and is really upsetting#im like safe n shit and about to go crawl in bed and go to sleep and ill be fine tomorrow#but it really fucking SUCKS to be in this place#i feel like some stupid edgy teen even just talking about this but that's also really fucking stupid
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HI CAN I REQUEST A MATCHUP FROM TWST FOR THE EVENT AOSISHDHDHF
uhhh my taste in music is Kinda all over the place, but lately i've been enjoying cutesy anime girl songs (WATER BLUE NEW WORLD by Aqours) or some gothic rock stuff (Our Solemn Hour by Within Temptation) There Is No Inbetween.
i dont have a lot of memories from my childhood, or many Major ones for that matter, but one that sticks out is me and my friends making some choreography to some Demi Lovato song. i think it was neon lights????????
i like both dogs and cats but since i have a dog i'll say i like dogs more 💀💀💀
uhhhhhhh i really like guys with long dark hair and eyes that pop LOLLLLL. also guys that tend to be assholes but get a littol soft for their partners 😭
i did not attend an all girls christian academy LMFAO
ABD AND i sleep with 2 plushies, a giant, 8 foot long caterpillar, and a shadow the hedgehog plush. i have way more that i dont sleep with tho bcuz.... im childish asf APEOWIDHSBDBS
THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING!!! AND OMGOMG YOUR CATERPILLAR PLSUH.. 8 FeeT LONG?? WHAT THE FUCK. my longest plush is a rabbit thats barely even half my height and i have to say im pretty fucking short LAOMAOMA. weve all had our choreography to shit songs phase... but ill still laugh at you. ANYWAYS.. HERES YOUR MATCHUP!!! (its pretty obvious who tis gonna be but thats besides the POINT!)
I match you with...
Leona Kingscholar!!
Yes! So unexpected, right?! I have to say im pretty good at these matchups.
Anyway, he too, is a lazy lover; his acts of love to you probably being physical touch and acts of service.
Acts of service, what do you mean?! If Leona is out and about with Cheka (against his will), he'll make an emergency stop if he sees a cute plush toy or pillow that you might like, as embarrassing as it might be for him. However, he puts his pride down for your sake, and might flash the little toddler in front of the cashier's eyes if they give him any questioning looks.
He calls you annoying but deep down we all know that it's a lie. As much as he tried to feign it, his love will prevail in the end!
He enjoys laughing at your silly actions, since the only thing you know is to ether wreak havoc wherever you go, or to be completely drained out.
However, if you get too excited for him to handle, he might just grab you by the waist and violently pull you back into bed, trapping you under his weight while his legs wrap around your torso.
He may come across as uptight to other people when you're somehow brought up in the conversation, especially when they begin prodding at him for details on your relationship, he will the deny the prominent blush on his cheeks whenever you brush through his hair or get overly excited over him.
It's only behind closed doors that you know his true personality-- vulnerable, subservient and utterly, disgustingly in love.
Dates aren't often, since he considers spending time with you enough of a date. However by special request, he might oblige.
He doesn't find pleasure in anything too anything too extra such as restaurants and whatnot, but for you? maybeee just this once.
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hallo it’s me your trash queen jack back with another gorl ! you know the drill below the cut is info on my newest babs remi along with some wanted connections i’d love for her uwu ! smash that lil heart and i’ll slide into your ims or discord for plots ( probably tomorrow tbh a girl is wiped ) ! i also don’t have her pinterest board done and i feel so off brand ....
history ;
so if you haven’t figured it out already she’s moonie’s little sister ! if you want a full well written out backstory rather then my tid bits on their family check out his intro here !
both of her parents were lawyer with a lil con side business on the side
they both brought moonie and remi into their cons at a young age. while moonie took to it swimmingly, sadly remi did not. it wasn’t that she didn’t have the skills it’s just that she didn’t want to ?? to her it was too much work and never really interested her, so her parents were quick to be like uH yah do your own thing and while moonie was dragged further and further into bigger cons remi left it alone. low key though she can still use the manipulation skills she learned when she wants.
remi from a young age was a lil stubborn binch, you know that dance mom’s quote “i just want to stay home and eat chips” that was baby ( and probably older ) remi in a nutshell. she just wanted to stay home sit on the couch and play video games. interacting with people was never ever her strong suit, unless it was via a headset or chat room.
remi was fourteen when her parents were arrested and she really wasn’t sure what to think, for a while she didn’t fully understand what had happened.
she got along a lot better with her grandparents then moonie mostly because she never really did anything??? she was a real boring high schooler, the only thing they probably ever really got on to her about was staying up all night or sucking the internet.
she breezed through school and is actually v smart but when college came she was like uhhhhhhh huh and didn’t know what to do so instead she decided to follow in her brother footsteps and go to west bridge.
she’s currently a film student and wants to be a producer or smth when she grows up.
moonie was the one who dragged her to manon’s that night in an attempt to try to get her to interact with the college life instead of holing up in their apartment ( they live together uwu )
personality ;
ok so she big nerd
loves video games if you can’t tell, almost majored in video game design. her favs are overwatch, super smash, and sonic. plays online for hours on end, usually has a headset on her head and a coke in her hand. sometimes streams when she’s feeling frisky.
never really been in any relationships and is really dumb when it comes to love. you probably have to scream at her if you’re flirting with her or want to go out with her
a total film snob but also the biggest star wars fan you’ll ever meet pls watch it with her
has a goofy laugh snorts a lil
close w her older brother and doesn’t show it she’s fiercely protective of him
drugs??? she don’t know those somebody pls introduce her
probably has sonic posters on her wall
a classic rock fan
is that asshole that thinks being popular is overrated and will tell you, conforming to the status quo NO thanks
is a NERVOUS wreck over the secret they’re keeping and is too scared of everyone to ever say anything
wanted connections ; all open to m/f/nb !
crushed on by remi ; i really want somebody who remi has big ass Dumb crush on and since she hasn’t really done relationships she be a big idiot about it
ex-significant other ; i hc she has only had one or possibly 2 relationships, she’d probably be a dummy about them and be clingy sometimes and then forget to text back bc she’s in a game
gaming buddy / partner ; ppl come over and play video games with her!!!
somebody trying to get under her skin ; i basically just imagine somebody who is constantly bothering her trying to understand her and get her out of her dorm, maybe even in a romantic way they could be trying to hookup / flirt w her idk
bad influence ; even tho moonie is a bad influence in himself, gimme somebody who forcing her out of her dorm and out into the world!!!
ride or die ; just besties bc we all love some good ole besties
muse ; this would be somebody that she gets a lot of inspiration from and often asks them to be in her short films, etc
online friend ; how cute would it be if they met online gaming or a forum or smth and just became like online besties?? they could know they go to the same school or not!
rival ; could be via video games, another connect, school, etc she is just a competitive person
dislike ; she’s very against the status quo unlike jo so if you muse is very into that there’s a good chance remi has mutter something dumb under her breath about them
acquaintance ; she doesn’t get out much..... so she doesn’t have a lot of friend so maybe they’re in the same class or something, write a blooming friendship w me pls
connection via her brother ; idk if your muse has an intense connection with moonie it could def overlap with remi considering how close they are, we love drama in this household
gimme gimme everything !!!!
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“Wait... You’re the Little Voice Inside My Head?”
Genre: fluff, soulmate! au; you can hear your soulmate’s thoughts, which isn’t always the best thing
Pairing: Lucas X gender neutral reader
Warnings: cussing, you will have a cavity by the end of this it’s too damn sWEEt
A/N: wong yukhei can stay in his mcfreakin lane:)) okay:)) this hurt me to write he truly did make his way up my bias list and I am .? okay,, I guess this is what we are doing
ever since you were little, you always heard voices inside your head
those voices being 1. you, and 2. a little boy you had never heard out loud in your life
the first time you heard him was when you were four, playing with an imaginary friend in your room
I wonder what Mommy is making for dinner, you thought and lo and behold
I want my mommy to make something without vegetables!
uhhhhhhhhh .?
that was not your voice
but you being a four year old with an imaginary friend, you were like “cool I guess, sometimes it be that way”
at dinner you brought it up to your parents, but of course they passed it off as your imaginary friends
I mean,, lets be real
you were little and ran around the house all day talking to your imaginary friends, so that was the logical explanation in that situation
that was only the first incident you had with the boy speaking in your head
and lemme just say, as y’all got older, it only got wilder
you only knew that he heard what you thought for one reason
he’d always, and I mean ALWAYS
respond
one time in elementary school, your class was taking a math test and you had no fuckin clue what was going on
uhhhhhhh what the frick is 8 times 9 divided by 2 plus 4???
don’t worry tho, your mystery boy came in clutch
40! The answer is 40! his little voice chimed, saving your ass and being the reason you scraped by with a b
as time went on, you heard him more and more, and occasionally yall would have full conversations
only when you got older did you realize
shit dawg, this is my soulmate
once you hit middle school, you finally sat your parents down and basically said
that imaginary friend that would talk in my head when I was little hasn’t gone away and im pretty sure that’s my soulmate quirk
of course your parents were like. oh ? worm ?
you explained to them the whole thing tho
“ive had legitimate conversations with him before, he hears some of my thoughts and I hear his. I can’t really control what all he hears, though, and neither can he, so it’s very weird to hear things out of context.”
the entire time your parents sat there, both confused and happy
on one hand, they didn’t fully understand how it all worked,
and on the other, they were proud because their lil baby was all grown up, talking to their soulmate!! moving towards the second part of their life !!
from that moment, your quirk progressed even more
you started to talk to him more and more, and he heard more and more of your thoughts
it was odd, really, because everybody has thoughts that make them guilty
you know, thoughts that can embarrass you for even thinking them??
not because they’re dumb (although let’s be real, everyone has their fair share of dumb thoughts),
but because you know they’re mean:/
one night you were up thinking that,
thinking: you probably hate me…. all of my thoughts are so mean and harmful, and it brings me shame to know that I can be so vile to people without even meaning to. I’m sorry…. I wouldn’t blame you for hating me.
for some reason, your mystery boy was awake (bitch go tf to sleep it’s three in the damn morning) and he responded
hey, two things…. 1. you’re such a dumbass, and 2. it’s not your thoughts that matter, but how you react to them afterward. the fact that you think your thoughts can come off as mean show that you care, and that you’re not as shitty of a person that you think you are.
listen,,, we all know lucas ain’t always that deep but we can pretend for this au ok
you sat there in complete shock and then he went, anyways you adorable idiot, go to sleep, you have finals in the morning.
from that night on, you talked to him more and more
had a bad day? lucas would know all about it as soon as you got home
lucas did something embarrassing while out in public? you’d hear about it while in public as he tried not to spontaneously combust
you will never believe what I just did…. the barista told me to have a good day and I said “you’re welcome”
of course you laughed,,, that dumbass is supposed to be your soulmate ??
how
but you told him chill dude, everyone says shit like that sometimes, it happens to the best of us
he was with you during your cringey phases (as you were with him during his)
he was there the first time you had your heart broken
your friends all told you not to date the popular basketball player, but you said yeet I guess and well
lucas consoled you as you cried, not over that boy but over yourself for thinking something like that could work
“I don’t know why I even tried. He isn’t you, and he never will be. Hell, I don’t even know your damn name but I know we fit together more than that guy and I ever could.”
that night was the first night you learned his name, wong yukhei, or lucas as his friends called him
“My name is Wong Yukhei, but my friends call me Lucas. And I’m sorry some guy treated you like shit. You don’t deserve to be treated like that, you deserve the whole world. I wish I knew who you were, where you were, so I can finally meet you and tell you everything I never told you.”
and that was the first night he learned your name
“y/n, my name is y/n, and I know we are going to meet soon. I just know it. I can feel it.”
and you were kind of right ??
it all depends on what your definition of soon is tbh
bc that whole sappy convo took place in your junior year of high school
and y’all met in college !!
it was high key odd and not at all how either of you planned to meet, tho
it was your first week at college, and you were nervous af
parents? gone. responsibilities? crippling. adulting? expected.
you finished moving in a while ago, and by then had met your not so pleasant roommate
let’s just say uhhhhhh this roommate had been a complete and utter dickhead
so you threw on some shoes, grabbed your laptop and wallet, and went to the library on campus
after all, it was only the first week, there shouldn't be too many
you walked in and the first thing you saw was someone crying and saying “FUCK SCHOOL”
naturally you were like, “bitch me too. tf?”
but decided to not say that to that kid so you quickly skrrted the fuck out there (yote, if you will)
as you dipped real quick, you went through your options in your head
coffee? target? dorms?
coffee seemed like your best bet, so you hauled your ass to the campus café
as soon as the door opened, stress melted from your mind
i’ll drink to that, bro
the place was not too busy, it was during the middle of the day so people were either asleep or busy
there wasn't a line so you walked up to the person working at the register
“shit fuck what should I order from this coffee place??”
“mountain dew with two shots of espresso” - the ever so helpful Wong Yukhei
“okay what the fuck??”
“lemme get uhhhhhhh iced coffee I guess,” you said, paying and waiting for your drink
while waiting, you went and grabbed a straw, and out of the corner of your eye you spotted a fuckin. GiAnt enter the establishment
he seemed goofy tho,,, so u were like. ok. cool. pop off, I guess.
you couldn’t hear him speak, but inside your head you heard, “Iced coffee.”
“yeah, what about it? I already ordered it, you’re a little late.”
he did not respond which had you going ?? miss keisha, miss keisha, oh my fucking god she fucking dead !
you patiently waited for your cold bean juice while the guy paid and literally stumbled right by your feet to get a straw for himself
before you could ask if the Clumsy Giant was okay, the barista called out, “ Y/N!”
you went to pick up the drink, and felt two eyes drilling holes in the back of your head
naturally, you turned around like. ? we got beef?
but found the actually kinda cute boy staring at you in shock
“What?” you sheepishly asked, not sure if you had something on your face or if something was genuinely wrong, which would explain why that weirdo stared dead at you
???
“Y/N.... y-your name is Y/N?” he asked, and his voice clicked right away
fuck, dude
you already knew the answer,
you could recognize that voice anywhere
but you still wanted to ask and make sure you are not dreaming
however, before you could ask,
the barista called out his name
“Lucas!”
f u c k, dude
“Wong Yukhei?”
“Y/N L/N?”
you two both broke out into a grin upon hearing the other say your name out loud
yall clung to each other, wrapping the other in a huge hug
meanwhile, the barista was standing behind the counter, waiting for lucas to grab his drink like :/ i’ll wait!
“this is touching, and all.... but can you please grab your coffee?”
“THAT IS MY SOULMATE!” lucas announced, obviously giddy at finding you
and tbh, you were feeling it, too
yall sat down at a little table and for a while, just stared at the person sitting across from the other
then, “I’m glad I met you.”
“Me, too,” he agreed
and thus the start of a relationship with pretty much no communication issues ever,
mostly due to the fact that there were no secrets
not that either of you minded, because lets face it
you two had souls that were reflections from one another, and you can’t hide a secret from yourself so why would you hide a secret from him?
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The Simself Challenge? Is that what this is called? I have no idea. . .
The challenge is basically to make a simself then answer a fuck ton of question so here we are. Thanks @willowbomb and @sim-borg for tagging me. I’ll tag: whoever wants to do this because idk who hasn't done this yet
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Taylor
2. WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME? My childhood nickname was Tot. My friends call me d*ke and slut though so hey
3. BIRTHDAY? July 23, 2001
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK SERIES? Series definitely The Mortal Instruments or the Infernal Artifacts by Cassandra Clare
5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS OR GHOSTS? Both i think, definitely aliens. I don't fuck with ghosts and all that because I don't want to die
6. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR? Right now my favs are Adam Silvera and Becky Albertalli
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION? Where I live we have five stations, one that plays music from the 30’s all the time, three country, and one that says it plays pop but ends up playing country anyways. So, none.
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ANYTHING? Idk man, thats a loaded question. Probably vanilla
9. WHAT WORD WOULD YOU USE OFTEN TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING GREAT OR WONDERFUL? ??? lit… idk dude I was trying to think of something that's weird but I can't think of anything
10. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE SONG? Be My Mistake by The 1975 or Not Warriors by Waterparks
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? Serious answer, lunacy (there's a reason its my username) not as serious, I just heard someone outside yell for the chillin’s and I started laughing because that word is great
12. WHAT WAS THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO? I’m currently listening to From Eden by Hozier
13. WHAT TV SHOW WOULD YOU RECOMMEND FOR EVERYBODY TO WATCH? Shameless, Glee, Shadowhunters, Grey’s. I could go on.
14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE TO WATCH WHEN YOU’RE FEELING DOWN?Love, Simon, Call Me By Your Name, or The Perks of Being a Wallflower
15. DO YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? Obviously
16. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Spiders and needles
17. WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? nothing
18. WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY, IN YOUR OPINION? Everything, in seriousness, my selfishness or narcissism,
19. DO YOU LIKE CATS OR DOGS BETTER? Cats are my favorites but dogs are cool
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? fall
21. ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP? Never have been
22. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU MISS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD? NOT AS MUCH STRESS
23. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? Irl- my friend EJ. Online- @hallowiamshebsims
24. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR? Green
25. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? brown
26. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE? Read 23
27. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU TRUST? Read 23
28. WHO IS SOMEONE YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN? Read 23
29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCITED ABOUT/FOR SOMETHING? I don't remember the last time I was excited for something
30. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST OBSESSION? Writing I think
31. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW AS A CHILD? Hannah Montana, Ned Declassified, Drake and Josh, Flapjack, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Chowder, Rugrats. I'm a true early Gen Z kid
32. WHO OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER CAN YOU TELL ANYTHING TO, IF ANYONE? My girl best friend, I dont tell him everything because i'm a secretive bitch
33. ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS? Nah
34. DO YOU HAVE ANY UNUSUAL PHOBIAS? Read 16
35. DO YOU PREFER TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA OR BEHIND IT? Both
36. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY? Writing, reading, creating imaginary worlds to live in
37. WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? I am almost done with History Is All You Left me by Adam Silvera and oh boy that book
38. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Paranorman: “You’re gonna love my boyfriend, he’s like a total chick flick nut.”
39. WHAT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? N/A
40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? Cats
41. WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 5 FAVORITE TUMBLR BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW? @hallowiamshebsims @simmerberlin @willowbomb @pollinationqueen @gunthermnch
42. WHAT SUPERPOWER DO YOU WISH YOU HAD? The ability to always have the money to pay for things
43. WHEN AND WHERE DO YOU FEEL MOST AT PEACE? My room probably
44. WHAT MAKES YOU SMILE? People falling down, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJq4jWSQNd
45. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, IF ANY? That’s cute
46. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? Coffee
47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A HAND-WRITTEN LETTER OR NOTE TO SOMEBODY? I have two teachers that are really weird about phones and talking in class so we pass notes instead
48. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? Nah
49. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? LOUD EATERS
50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A CONCERT? I went to a christian concert when I was like 5 so there's that
51. ARE YOU VEGAN/VEGETARIAN? Nope, I live in the south how do you expect me to not eat meat
52. WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE, WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP? Teacher since I live in the south and that's the only jobs beside retail or waitress in my town
53. WHAT FICTIONAL WORLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN? The Shadow World, but I wanna be a warlock, not a dumb shadowhunter lol
54. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WORRY ABOUT? Everything
55. ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK? I’m afraid of what's in the dark, which is a hard ass way to say yes
56. DO YOU LIKE TO SING? All the time but im tone deaf so its bad
57. HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL? If I was sick, yeah. Other than that, I did twice. Once because I had a really bad panic attack right before the bus got to my house and I called my mom claiming I was really sick, and once a few weeks ago because my dog got sprayed by a skunk therefore making me smell like a skunk
58. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE ON THE PLANET? uhhhhhhh
59. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE? New York City, LA, San Francisco, Toronto, Portland, London. Any big city to be honest
60. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? A dog and three cats
61. ARE YOU MORE OF AN EARLY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL? Both. I sometimes stay up super late and sometimes i'm up really early. And if I can actually force myself out of bed I can get a lot done in either of those times
62. DO YOU LIKE SUNRISES OR SUNSETS BETTER? Sunrises
63. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE? Yeah but im gay so its not good driving l
64. DO YOU PREFER EARBUDS OR HEADPHONES? Everything that wont break in a week
65. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nah
66. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? I don't really have a favorite, I listen to all kinds of stuff
67. WHO IS YOUR HERO? Uhhhhh, Deadpool, or Spiderman
68. DO YOU READ COMIC BOOKS? Nope
69. WHAT MAKES YOU THE MOST ANGRY? It takes a lot to make me angry but when im angry it's bad and I forget what i do when i was angry so i don't really know
70. DO YOU PREFER TO READ ON AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE OR WITH A REAL BOOK? Real
71. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? English and Creative Writing
72. DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS? Younger sister, younger step brother
73. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A starbucks coffee last night
74. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5’7 or something
75. CAN YOU COOK? Depends on what i'm cooking
76. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU LOVE? Books, music, friends
77. WHAT ARE THREE THINGS THAT YOU HATE? Racists, homophobes, sexists- so basically most the people in my town (hell what am i kidding, this side of the Mason-Dixon line)
78. DO YOU HAVE MORE FEMALE FRIENDS OR MORE MALE FRIENDS? One of each
79. WHAT IS YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? I am on the ace spectrum and I am panromantic
80. WHERE DO YOU CURRENTLY LIVE? ‘Merica the brave
81. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TEXTED? Sheb
82. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Like, yesterday
83. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE YOUTUBER? CallMeKevin RTGame The Shane Dawson squad
84. DO YOU LIKE TO TAKE SELFIES? sometimes
85. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APP?I guess this hell site
86. WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENT(S) LIKE?My mom and I are kinda close, i don't really talk to my dad much (even though I live with him half the week)
87. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN ACCENT? Aussie, British, Scottish, Irish… all of them
88. WHAT IS A PLACE THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO, BUT YOU WANT TO VISIT? Everywhere that’s not my state and the ones touching it
89. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 23
90. CAN YOU JUGGLE? notta
91. ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? Yes, but not crazy religious. I just believe in fate and that there is some type of higher power
92. DO YOU FIND OUTER SPACE OF THE DEEP OCEAN TO BE MORE INTERESTING? Nasa bitch
93. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF TO BE A DAREDEVIL? I have an issue with adrenaline. As in, although i am an anxious person with too much adrenaline anyways I like to do things that give me a rush of adrenaline
94. ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING? I can't have my eyes pierced because I'm allergic to metal in the sense of having it in my body
95. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? Yep
96. CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR EARS? Nope
97. HOW OFTEN DO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? Next question
98. DO YOU PREFER THE FOREST OR THE BEACH? I mean netiehr, but i'm not a huge fan of sand
99. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF ADVICE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN YOU? You’ve made it through your worst day before, you can do it again
100. ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? I think so
101. WHAT IS YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE? Sytherlin, not surprise
102. DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? I’m talking to myself right now
103. ARE YOU AN INTROVERT OR AN EXTROVERT? Introvert
104. DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL/DIARY? Nah, my writing is kind alike my diary
105. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCES? I give people too many chances
106. IF YOU FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY ON THE GROUND, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? Check the ID, maybe take the money and leave it in a bush or something. I don’t know
107. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF CHANGE? For sure
108. ARE YOU TICKLISH? Please don’t tickle me
109. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A PLANE? Nope
110. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS? Read question 94
111. WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER DO YOU WISH WAS REAL? Alec Lightwood or Magnus Bane, but young Alec because I can't be friends with 27 year old Alec
112. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS? Scared of needles, remember?
113. WHAT IS THE BEST DECISION THAT YOU’VE MADE IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR? Doing things for me
114. DO YOU BELIEVE IN KARMA? YES
115. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR CONTACTS? Both
116. DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? Not really but if my future partner wants some i’d be open to talk about it
117. WHO IS THE SMARTEST PERSON YOU KNOW? My ex-best friend. I used to hate how she never had to try to get good grades or be good at things, she just was
118. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING MEMORY? All my memories are embarrassing if you look close enough
119. HAVE YOU EVER PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER? At least twice a month
120. WHAT COLOR ARE MOST OF YOU CLOTHES? Nutruels and black
121. DO YOU LIKE ADVENTURES? Sure
122. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON TV? I think I wa son the news once
123. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 17
124. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? I have a lot, “Words have the power to change us.” “perhaps it is because of time that we suffer.” “I remain a work in progress until I die.” “The thing you are most afraid to write, write that.” I could go on
125. DO YOU PREFER SWEET OR SAVORY FOODS? Sweet
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A fake redhead with a heart of gold finds love with a negging alaskan lumberjack despite being engaged already
A Frosrty Affair
I clicked on this because I loved a Holiday Engagement and wanted to ride that high. This summary sounds like a romance novel, like any of them, yes that one. So far its cute and very self-aware of how it looks going into it.
Girl (fake redhead who’s a pro-bono school teacher) has been snowed into her house and literally throws her suitcases through the opening and slides out. Her tromping in the snow even has funny timing.
She just throws contents of suitcase into the snow like the’yre nothing- I love small budget movie details.
Man zooms in on snow-mobile to save her (Im guessing) from otherwise lame man plans she had before. She’s trying to get out of this Alaska(?) town to see her fiancé (he’s lame).
Snow-mobile man is rude.
Snow-mobile man is not responding to her obvious predicament.
She throws a candle at him as he snow-mobiles away and it works lol she states that she doesn’t have a week shes getting MARRIED (uh hello?) she can’t wait a week for the runway to be cleared.
He can’t take her with him he doesn’t need the extra baggage (what?!)
She is stranded with bags at a snowed in trailer.
We cut to her father being stressed planning her wedding- sister doesn’t know who Jesus is- aaaaaaand we get a full shot of the fiance and he’s slimyyyyy and awkward- fiance tells people she’s uhhhhhhh gonna be a little late :/
We get a cut to snow-mobile guy calling someone and he’s gonna just like, snow-mobile for 3 days to get to location.
Girl tells SNG (snow-mobile guy) shes gonna follow him on her newly bought snowmobile and he can’t stop her then he like, shows her his gun? I’ve never seen such serious negging in my life. And he’s barely said a word! So powerful. She calls him strong man and says she doesn’t scare easy (she gets scared easy). He is not Strong Man (SM) and she is spunky red head who is morally correct (SRWMC).
Pausing in Amazon video shows actors names and character names and his characters name is apparently Redford which is way better than SM or SNG. Just Redford. No last name.
So they’re trecking and he moves a log out of her way. She goes the wrong way anyway. He does a dramatic jump and waits for her to turn around once she gets there. I feel shes too spunky to turn away now. I’m right.
She crashes and he starts doing CPR but she wakes up during and she beats him off. He told her I SAVED YOUR LIFE lmao he didn’t do anything.
HE keeps calling her Lady.
She says PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take me to snowy pines.
He FROWNILY agrees as long as she doesnt talk!!!!
Cut to slimy telling dad not to worry- she’ll be here in 3 days! Dad tells sister “Don’t. Just don’t”.
She puts a whole bottle of lighter fluid into the fire place to try to make a fire and she BLOWS UP and he runs in, PICKS her up over his shoulder, runs 5 feet and plops her into the snow to PUT OUT A FIRE THATS ON HER ARM!!
He explains fire to her but its ok here because she honestly doesn’t know.
OH MY GOD!!!! his is the best movie ever!!!!
the owner of this cabin shows up, kicks the girl out, and corners redford to try to kiss him all within 12 seconds uggggghhhhh!!!!! also the best line I’ve ever heard was said but I dont want to spoil it.
She needs his help getting out of his jumpsuit (her bags were left with the sexual predator) but right before she pees, a BEAR COMES, redford tackles her and says to play dead. (this is wrong don’t do this with brown bears) and the bear roars and then walks away but not before breaking their snow-mobile.
They come to a frozen lake and she stands up for herself my stating shes an independent person who can decide to go over the unsafe frozen lake if she wants to. he says theres no going back if we decide to do this. it becomes a metaphor for human relationships I think.
He goes to tell her personal facts (just to shut her up) but they fall into the ice water AHHHHHHHHH whoda thunk?
So they BOTH fall in but he carries her out of the lake????? I hope she starts a fire to redeem herself for earlier.
omg I’m right.
shes ok from the freezing lake water but hes not ok. Fire is MADE!!
cut to sister and slimy doing the worst porn intro i can imagine but it doesnt happen because he bucks and head butts her nose and she screams hahah and runs away.
cut back to out awesome fire and we are all ok!
we have to strip down and dry our clothes unfortunately no matter how much i DONT wanna see your boobs I guess i have to. he negs by saying she might actually be a small B cup and not a large B cup like he suspected but she stands up for herself! shes a full B ok!?
lmao hes ripped and he sneaks a peak. everyone (me) is happy.
They’re quoting authors at each other because they’re BOTH SMART oK.
They’re (IM) falling in love.
They’re out of the woods! they are they’re at a mill or something.
ok so they steal this guys food and a tractor and hes locked out of his cabin in his underwear!
their tractor then runs out of fuel
a motel only has one room open and its the romance room which is a kids ben with foam snow bricks and a disco ball.
She snoops in his things and finds a picture of a woman and a kid ohhhhh i think she thinks hes married so she storms off.
shes tells Brad all the exciting things shes done adn hes just happy shes safe and says nothing will ever happen to you again then kisses her on the forehead lmaooo
her mom sees shes not into it
lmaooooo her mom recognizes Redford as an author. BIIIIIICTH hes an author!!!!
She wants a quick detour to redfords house oN HER WAY TO THE CHURCH and Jodie is his MOM Biiiccttthhhhhhh!!!!!
Redford DOES have a daughter but apparently its with a British woman who cheated and is raising the daughter with another man!!!!
Shes fuckinggggggg at the altar shes apologizing a loooooottttt and left him at the altar. The sister cozies up to him right there omfgggggg the dad is fine with it!! mom knew it would happen but didnt say shiiiittt!!! !
Biiiitch he SNOW MOBILES up to the church!! she smacks him!!!!! they kiss!!!!! they snow mobile away!!!!!
crying!!!! what did i just watchhhhhh!!??
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How many cats and dogs have you had as pets in your lifetime? oooo boy. ok lets see. 5 dogs, 9 cats?
Can your mom and/or dad play any instruments, or how about anyone else in your family? My mom doesn’t play anything. My dad is a drummer
Have you ever colored in an adult coloring book as a stress reliever? Yes. I’ve done it this week alone, just to try and calm down a little.
Can you crack crab legs without a tool? i have no idea. I don’t eat crab or anything in the sea for that matter.
How many light sources are in the room you’re in? ooo good question. umm, eight? lol
What’s your favorite thing to put on bagels? uhhh cream cheese.
Who’s your favorite director? i really don’t know, i don’t follow who directs what.
Bats: cute or gross? i mean, I don’t really care.
What was the last really intense pain you felt? lung pain during this whole nonsense.
Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? either.
How would you feel about traveling abroad alone? I would love to, but I don’t see it happening with the travel restrictions these days.
What is your father's middle name? He doesn’t have one. he’s got a family name and the men who have it do not have a middle name. Where did your last kiss take place? uhhh I believe on my driveway
Which movie villain do you find the most terrifying? no clue, tbh. none that come to mind
Do you stick your tongue out often in pictures? I don’t think ive ever done that.
Which one of your family members are you closest to? My mom. one of my brothers and my sister.
Would you rather have name brand shoes or name brand clothes? brand names just don’t matter to me, but if i was forced to choose i guess shoes?
Are you a good liar? no. not at all.
Are you proud of your parents? Im super proud of my mom.
Which is better: orange or grape soda? orange
Was the last thing you ate hot or cold? hot. so yummy.
Who was the last person in your house who isn’t family? uhhhhhhh, idk who was here when I wasn’t in town, but prior to that I would imagine em/nathan
What color was the last swimsuit you wore? green
Can you remember the last song you listened to? something from the toy story soundtrack lol. I’m binge watching all four today... I am using Kile’s disney+ for as long as he has it. I don’t think he watches it ever, so I imagine it’ll cut off soon.
Have you ever been dumped really harshly? once. it was horrible. every other time I’ve done the break up.
Can you do a back flip, or anything else of that sort? heck’n no. unless im going into a pool maybe.
Do you have any exes you can’t stand anymore? yes
What happened to cause you to feel that way about them? he sexually assaulted me
Are you more of a phone or a computer person? my preference is laptop,
Do you have a job, and if so, where do you work? not currently.
If not, do you want one? yeah i’d like to have income.
Do any medical afflictions run in your family? yes. a few.
What’s your favorite Mexican dish? pork tacos from mama marias omggggggggggggg.
Have you ever been to a professional sports game? yes. bulls games, bears games
Have you ever ordered a specially made cake from a cake shop? of course.
What months were you and your siblings born in? january, july, august, august
What did you have for dinner last night? nicks.
Do you do anything to groom your eyebrows? absolutely. to keep the shape n such.
Has your town ever flooded? uhhhhh to my knowledge once. it had rained SO heavily for like a week and the local ponds and lakes were over-flowing. a car literally floated down my road. it was so weird.
Have you ever played at the McDonald’s play place? when I was a kiddo yes. not often tho cus I didn’t like the smell, it was always sticky, and there were always bratty kids.
Have you ever taken a picture of snow? only every single day it snows
Do you cry easily? i notoriously do not cry in front of anyone. I am not a crier. when I lost Kile I cried for weeks.
Are you happy with where you live? I love it.
Do people ever mistake you for being a different race? No
Do you hate the last person you kissed? no, i’m not a hateful person
What genre is your favorite movie? drama, romance, kids lol
Who was the last person you were in a car with? Mom. she picked me up from the airport.
Do you like the picture on your license/I.D. card? yes. I always seem to get the nice workers and they help so much.
When was the last time somebody hit on you? yesterday. blegh.
Was the last person you met a male or female? hmm. Iiiiiii wanna say male.
What brand is your underwear? I think the pair im wearing is hanes.
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving food? usually green bean casserole.
Do you have a TV in your room? yup. watching TS1 right now.
Are any of your electronics charging right now? my phone. of course it was on 2 percent.
What was the last video game you played? acnh on the switch.
What’s the biggest promise someone’s ever made to you? Did they keep it? that they will be there for me forever and always take care of me. no.
Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google.
What was the last song you had on repeat? more by bobby darin
Who is your favorite person to watch on YouTube? froggy fresh
How many college degrees do you want? i have two. I’d like my masters and/or phd
Can you wink? yes but I dont think it looks good lol i have to get better
Do you own any jerseys? I did, I dont know if I have any still
Have you ever tried to snort Pixie Stix as a child, or even an adult? No. i wasn’t a dumb child and i certainly wouldnt do that as an adult
Do you like going to baby showers? Do you go only for the cake? not really no.
Has there ever been a time in your life, you felt sexually undecided? no.
Do you think tattoos and piercings are sexy on the opposite sex? im not into piercings on guys. tattoos are fine if they arent trashy
Do people ever ask you to do things they’re too short to accomplish? all the time.
What color are the headphones you have at this moment in time? kind of a creamy taupe-y color
Ever choked severely on something during lunch at your school? no
Do you eat more vegetables or fruits? What’s your favorite fruit/veggie? i probably consume more fruits? but i love both.
What would you say is the color of your favorite bra? white
Is anyone in your family a firefighter? Who is it anyway? no. sadly
What do you usually buy when you go to the dollar store? i cant even tell you the last time i went to a dollar store.
Ever peed in the pool? Be honest! I would have been murdered lol no i dont do that. it grosses me out.
When you’re older, what kind of house do you want to live in? something on a lot of land, big front porch.
Where do you want to get married? probably a courthouse. maybe outdoors?
Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? no. just mom.
What is your favorite childhood TV show? recess
Honestly, do you like school? no. i looooooooooooooooooooooooove it.
Last thing that made you cry? probably dejavu.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? sort of yes.
Last person you took a walk with? liza, em, dutch, della
Have you ever liked someone who didn’t like you back? i think currently to be honest.
Who was the last person to actually pick you up in the air? lol either mario or an old friend david
Does any part of your body hurt? yeah. my muscles have been weakening sooooooo bad it is so painful.
If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you do? Million bucks. noooooooooooo question.
Can you keep a secret? Sure.
Your favorite romantic movie? sleepless in seattle probs.
How do you feel about Valentine’s Day? I loved it for the longest timeeeeeeee. i dont think ill love it as much this next year, but maybe by then ill have met someone new who knows.
Who was the last person you took a picture with? uuuuuhhh probably one of my nephews/niece
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Some do, some dont.
Do you celebrate 420? Nope. verrrrrry much not my thing.
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? i think so lol
How do you eat Oreos? with milk.
Do you wear your shoes in the house? sometimes. my preference is slippers. we usually wear something on our feet because gram needs to and so does mom.
Would you survive in prison? probably not, tbh.
Ever been to Georgia? the state, yes. many times. the country? never.
Do you get your hair cut every month? gosh no. my dream is to get my hair done professionally again sometime, but its so daggum expensive.
Current relationship in detail. I am single. i will probably start casually dating soon.
If you were kicked out of your house, who would you call/go to? i dont even know. I always imagined I’d go to kile. but who knows now.
List things you spend money on in an average week. i can go several weeks without spending.
Rate each of your sexual partners (if any) from 1-10. ooooooohhhhhh, id rather not.
Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship? i am convinced bill would not give a fig whether or not im in a relationship. mom, however, would probably be EEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXtra cautious now.
Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? oh im sure.
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to? yes. even if we don’t talk anymore... theres just always a connection.
What board games are you good at? oooo, i’m very good at board games.
Is there a sport/hobby you keep thinking about taking up, but that you’ve never quite gotten around to starting? quilting. its expensive and im not wanting to get it all cvid-y
Do you think pranks like egging/toilet-papering someone's house are funny or immature? Immature.
Do you think “sleeve tattoos” are a good idea? there are people who can pull it off, but it is notttttttttt my style.
Is there anything in particular that your parents argue about? What? debt bill put my mom in. they don’t speak tho.
Do you ever actually read the “Terms and Services” when you sign up for websites and such? the first couple years.
If you have a handheld games console (a DS or GameBoy, for example), how often do you use it? I don’t use the switch handheld, despite really wishing i could. the controllers are broken and beyond what I can afford. so I just use the tv dock.
Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, what do you say? i’d pick it up 1000000000000000% , I just would be so curious what they would say.
If your best friend was kicked out, would your parents let him/her live with you? absolutely.
Are you afraid of falling in love? I am. I don’t ever again want to feel the way ive felt with my two heart breaks.
Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now? yes, but the feeling is lessening. I responded to him for the first time in... idk how long. thinking he’d be eager to talk and be responsive. he wasn’t. it just pushes me further and further from feeling those feelings.
Have you ever kissed someone & wished you didn’t? no, i dont think so.
Did you get kissed last night? goodness no.
Do you enjoy going through a carwash? I love it.
How did you get most of your scars? benny. by far.
Ever had to take an inkblot test? I have taken 2. One for a fellow student in a classroom who had to administer it for a project. another time in a psych class the prof asked me to for a demonstration
Have you ever been in trouble for something you honestly didn’t do? yep! the only time ive been grounded.
Have you ever seriously slapped someone in anger? no. I do not get physical in my anger. I withdraw.
What/who woke you up this morning? Just me.
Who was the last person to be in your bedroom besides you? My mom. dropping off ice water and benny.
What’s one of your locked text messages? I don’t even know if this phone locks messages tbh. I used to do that all the time on my t9 phones.
Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly? I think maybe 1 time.
Is there anyone you know who’s in any way paralyzed? Yes.
The truth all comes out when someone is drunk, true? I wouldn’t say alllllllll, but i do think inhibitions are lowered so it makes it easier
When was the last time you felt disappointed in yourself? messaging kile and realizing he isn’t interested in responding. makes me feel so dumb.
How about feeling disappointed in someone else? something a family member did to me this past week.
For you, do you commonly feel more jealousy or envy? ummm. lately it’s been jealousy. i dont like people taking what was mine. but i’m learning if they had access to it, that likely means that it is best to let it go. so maybe im now leaning towards envy of like beautiful relationships.
Do you rely on the heads/tails flipping of a coin sometimes for decisions? uhhh, not unless its like in a joking, light-hearted manner.
Do you have any specific chores you do around the house? when im not sick... i vacuum, dust, do dishes, wipe counters and table, do laundry of others, disinfect, etc.
For you, does comfort or fashion come first in dressing? I would say 51% comfort and 49% looking nice
Have you had two friends that absolutely hated each other? yes. lots of jealousy due to their feelings toward me.
Do you like Laffy Taffy? No. not my style of candy
Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpeners? manual.
Are your biceps at all noticeable? hardly.
Have you ever seen a walrus? absolutely!
Did you ever have one of those Easy Bake ovens as a kid? no. one time moms friends daughter (who was significantly older than me) lent hers to us... but there were no mixes of anything. so I didn’t know what to do with it.
Does your bathroom have a theme to it? nope.
From inside of your house, how many doors lead outside? uhhhhhhhh 3 if you dont include the garage door.
Are there a lot of trees in your yard? i wouldn’t say a lot. I wish.
Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap? treating me like crap cuts down my interest like immediately.
Have a best friend? meh.
Does it bother you when your best friend does stuff without you? no.
Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents? yes. I dont need to concern them or worry them.
Does anyone hate you? kiles ex(?) i am sure does.
What’s the one thing you regret more than anything? hm. i dont really have any.
Do you remember important dates? yes. almost always.
What’s some lyrics from a song that means a lot to you? “what if we could put the world on hold and finally meet somewhere inside of the world? I would meet you... would you meet me?”
Who gives the best advice? mom
Who do you usually see in your dreams? :) It varies. depends on who I think about.
What type of cake did you last eat? graduation cake.
How many of your friends are gay or bisexual? I have like 4 casual friends that are, but my closest friends are all straight.
What’s your favorite type of sandwich? buona chicken one. bless it.
When was the last time someone asked you out? Did you accept or decline? tonight. I said maybe once this quarantine business is over.
Do you like The Offspring? I know a couple of songs but I definitely can’t call myself a fan. << same
One pillow or two? 12
Do you like Mad Libs? not really no.
Are you suicidal? no. I mean there are moments where I think wow, i dont want to be here. but not like let me put together a plan.
Where do your grandparents live? my fathers parents were killed by a drunk driver bout ten years ago. My mothers father passed away maybe 12 years ago. My gram is fine and lives in the room down the hall.
Do you cut yourself? not purposely
What is your pet’s name? benny and lottie.
Have you ever been to Canada? not yet.
Aren’t babies overrated? no, no. theyre expensive af though.
Have a built-in pool in your backyard? i wish more than anything but no.
Ever won yourself a stuffed animal? maybe once or twice. I one time had a guy win me an animal at a carnival and i found that sooooooooooooooooo attractive.
Ever had someone else win you a stuffed animal? woops. yes. lol
Ever been to a circus? i think when i was really little.
Ever shot animals? I have not. i couldn’t.
Do you consider yourself intelligent? I do. It is something I have some confidence in.
Have you ever run away from home? when my dad was abusive, yes.
Do you put family first, friends, relationships, school, or something else? faith, family, friends, school, relationships (only cus im not in one)
What’s something you’ve stood up for in the past? my faith.
What’s something you worked extremely hard to get? my degrees and honors.
Are you satisfied with your body image? no. I am honored to have a body that is capable of all that it is.. that has been my “home” all these years. the body that still breathes life every day, thats all incredible. I dislike having the fat that I do, as I worry it could be off putting to others. but then I realize im fine being single, so then my body imagine is fine. its a weird cycle.
Have you ever been labeled negatively or otherwise been called something extremely derogatory? yes. when I worked and a customer didnt like a policy or whatnot.
Have you ever seriously taken advantage of someone or been taken advantage of? never to my knowledge have I taken advantage of someone else seriously. I have been VERY seriously taken advantage of.
Have you ever been seriously ill? trying to get over it now tbh
Have you ever befriended a former enemy? uhhhh, not that I know of. I tend to be friendly to everyone, but I can’t think of a situation where it was an enemy.
If you’re not religious, would you ever pray as a last resort? If you are religious, do you often pray for other people? I do pray for others quite often. it’s important to me. I sometimes will see strangers and immediately start praying over them. I actually almost started my GRE late because I was praying over every person I saw in the room lol.
Have you ever dated someone, then after you dated they came out of the closet or switched (for lack of a better word) sexual orientation? no. not to my knowledge anyway.
Has a boy/girl ever walked a ridiculous distance just to see you? How about vice versa? yes! like 8 miles lol. I have not.
When was the last time you felt really uncomfortable? this past week.
Is there anything that your mom is really known for as to how she is as a person? shes everyones favorite. shes kind, funny, sarcastic, down-to-earth, warm.
Who have you been talking to the most today? mom lol
Are you nosy? I think it could be perceived as nosy but I love to make people feel ridiculously special. So I will sit and ask questions just to get them talking about themselves. If I recognize the personal questions are not working, I’ll keep it totally light.
What’s the meanest thing you have done to a friend? i really dont know.
If your ex called you crying, what would it most likely be about? if we consider kile an ex, it would probably be that he feels overwhelmed and feels alone because he doesnt have me or his ex anymore. :(
Who was the best kisser out of all the people you have kissed? ooooo thats hard to narrow down.
Have you ever been told that you have an annoying laugh? no. everyone comments on how they love when it turns wheezy.
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Answer all the get to know me questions :)
oh jeez tht’s so many I’m sorry u all have to scroll past this but I’ll do it for u anon
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
I genuinely don’t even remember my hands r lonely
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
SO SHY3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
my familyyyy & best friend when I go home for spring break :)4. Are you easy to get along with?
yah man I’m chill with everyone5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
yes ! (I hope)6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
I like ppl who are genuine & kind!7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
nooooo (I wish but no)8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
this boy I’ve been talking to on & off cause he wants to see me when I come home :)) 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
not usually I guess it depends who it’s with tho10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my friend paulina last night at 2am after getting back from a party lol11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“yah girl what’s up”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
quixoticelixer- red hot chili peppers
hello euphoria- turnover
all my friends- knocked loose
hurt- trophy eyes
control- citizen 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
UH HUHHH 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
I mean this is an interesting question bc in the universe things happen that seem lucky or miraculous but are just due to chance so in a way yes, but NO15. What good thing happened this summer?
I met my family in honduras for the first time & they were so amazing16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
ooooh this questions fun idk maybe!17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
ABSOLUTELY18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
nope19. Do you like bubble baths?
hell yah soak me up 20. Do you like your neighbors?
my across the hall neighbors in my dorm building are mean21. What are you bad habits?
NEVER LEAVING MY BED22. Where would you like to travel?
alaskaaaaa I wanna hike around denali 23. Do you have trust issues?
a little24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
all26. What do you do when you wake up?
sigh rlly dramatically27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I wish I had pretty pale skin, but I like being tan too! so both28. Who are you most comfortable around?
my little sister29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
nope30. Do you ever want to get married?
OH YES SO BAD31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
yes!32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Harry Styles for sure, Awsten Knight from waterparks is also v dreamy33. Spell your name with your chin.
L.JCYH (mood) 34. Do you play sports? What sports?
I used to be a cheerleader !! (I competed so miss me with that not a sport shit) 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
TV36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
OH YES37. What do you say during awkward silences?
I don’t break awkward silences bc IM AWKWARD38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
someone smart! also just someone who can be chill all the time I hate fights & pettiness so like idk just be chill39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
I luv going into furniture & decor shops like home goods or kirklands lol 40. What do you want to do after high school?
I’m in college rn studying to be a conservation biologist!
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
no some people are genuinely bad42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
usually nothing bc I’m always quiet lol43. Do you smile at strangers?
yeah sometimes!44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
space 100%, I wanna see the earth from outer space I think that would be the most life changing experience!!45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
fuckin class I need to earn my degree46. What are you paranoid about?
never finding the love of my life 47. Have you ever been high?
yah like once lol48. Have you ever been drunk?
oh yeah49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
nah50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
grey!51. Ever wished you were someone else?
every FUCKING day52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
one thing?53. Favourite makeup brand?
I dont rlly have one! but I guess I use a lot of it cosmetics 54. Favourite store?
there’s this record store called the sound garden & I used to go to it in baltimore all the time cause I live like an hour from there, THEN I FOUND OUR THEIR OTHER LOCATION IS IN SYRACUSE WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL so like idk I love that store cause it’s my lil home connection
55. Favourite blog?
too many! ily all56. Favourite colour?
green :)57. Favourite food?
MAC & CHEESE TILL I DIE58. Last thing you ate?
toaster waffles I didn’t even toast I just microwaved bc I’m lazy59. First thing you ate this morning?
the toaster waffles60. Ever won a competition? For what?
yeah I’ve won a photography contest & a poetry contest, and I got second in an art show for my dorm lol61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
I was suspended in the 6th grade for telling a boy I wanted to punch him in the face lmaoooo 62. Been arrested? For what?
nooo63. Ever been in love?
I don’t think so 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
fucking awful cause it was new years eve so I knew it was coming but I didn’t rlly want to, so the nerves just built & built the whole night so yeah not good not good at all65. Are you hungry right now?
nahh66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
ya’ll don’t talk to me (the ones that do I luv u)67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr?
both!69. Are you watching tv right now?
no70. Names of your bestfriends?
maddie & brandon71. Craving something? What?
affection always72. What colour are your towels?
blue72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
373. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
nah74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
I don’t think I have any anymore75. Favourite animal?
BEARS I WANT A BEAR TATTOOED ON ME RN76. What colour is your underwear?
dark grey77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
chocolate78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
cookie dough every time79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
black 80. What colour pants?
no pants! all day long!81. Favourite tv show?
friends is one of my faves, but I also rlly love rick & morty which is a lil embarrassing but it’s the best
82. Favourite movie?
ya know I don’t rlly have a fav movie83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
mean girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
mean girls85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
the goth bitch janis 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
crush the sea turtle is the best character87. First person you talked to today?
a BOYyyyy who I’m rlly into 88. Last person you talked to today?
my friend paulina!89. Name a person you hate?
lol this girl me & my friend just started going out with, she’s so awful & we’re trying to figure out how to cut her off without being mean :/ 90. Name a person you love?
my parents91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
myself?92. In a fight with someone?
nope93. How many sweatpants do you have?
I have like 5 pairs 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
TOO MANy95. Last movie you watched?
I watched nerve but I didn’t rlly like it lol96. Favourite actress?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯97. Favourite actor?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯98. Do you tan a lot?
not rlly but I tan easily so I don’t have to99. Have any pets?
I HAVE 3 CATS & THEY’RE ANGELS100. How are you feeling?
sleepyyyy101. Do you type fast?
yah 102. Do you regret anything from your past?
yes103. Can you spell well?
I tell myself I can but actually probably not104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah my friend from last year who I kinda drifted apart from I miss her a lot105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
yeah106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
yes whoops 107. Have you ever been on a horse?
YEAH I LOVE TRAIL RIDES 108. What should you be doing?
writing my speech for my public presentations class & studying lol109. Is something irritating you right now?
no110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yeah 111. Do you have trust issues?
a little112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I mean my friend emily but I was laugh crying113. What was your childhood nickname?
my friends in middle school called me Lulu lmaooo 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
yeah I go to school out of state!115. Do you play the Wii?
no I used to tho116. Are you listening to music right now?
yah dude listening to being as an ocean rn 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
yup118. Do you like Chinese food?
I fuckin LOVEEE chinese
119. Favourite book?
idk I haven’t read for pleasure in a rlly long time 120. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes lol121. Are you mean?
no I try to be kind as fuck122. Is cheating ever okay?
noooOoOooo123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
nOOOOOOO124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
NOOOOOOOOOO125. Do you believe in true love?
yah I want to126. Are you currently bored?
yesssss127. What makes you happy?
sunday phone calls with my parents128. Would you change your name?
nah my names pretty unique I’ve never rlly met another Lucy 129. What your zodiac sign?
leo!130. Do you like subway?
yah subways dank131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
uhhhhhhh idk that’d be weird132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
my friend Paulina 133. Favourite lyrics right now?
”when I sit alone come get a little known but I need more than myself this time”
snow by rhcp is like one of my fav songs of all time & I just love that line idk 134. Can you count to one million?
who would ever135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I DON’T LIE TO PPL BITCH136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
closed ew wtf who sleeps with their door open137. How tall are you?
4′10138. Curly or Straight hair?
curlyyyy139. Brunette or Blonde?
brunette140. Summer or Winter?
summer absolutely141. Night or Day?
BOTH 142. Favourite month?
I like may cause the weather is nice & also I get to go homeee143. Are you a vegetarian?
no I’ve given up meat for a while tho & it wasn’t bad! also I eat vegan some days just bc I like doing it but I love mac & cheese too much for that shit (I know vegan mac & cheese exists but easy mac) 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
milk145. Tea or Coffee?
tea146. Was today a good day?
I didn’t leave my bed so yah147. Mars or Snickers?
snickers148. What’s your favourite quote?
anything carl sagan has said ever I fucking love him but one of my faves is from pale blue dot that says
”The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.”149. Do you believe in ghosts?
idk I’ve never had a ghost experience but I like the idea of it so sure150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“The plant cell typically consists of a more or less rigid cellwall and a protoplast.”
It’s the textbook for my plant evolution class lmaooo
tht deadass just took me so long lol thanks for occupying me for like an hour
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ALNLSNGLSG ARE YOU SERIOUS OMFG im so sorry this is going to be Long
1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? I’ll say Pandora just because it’s the only one I’ve actually ever used. If I used Spotify I’d probably like it the most but I don’t use those apps so
2. is your room messy or clean?VERY VERY MESSY I need to clean it but im lazy
3. what color are your eyes?Brown!
4. do you like your name? why?My birth name? No. And that’s why I changed it ahahahaha yes I like the name Jae since i chose it myself. It’s short and simple
5. what is your relationship status?Single
6. describe your personality in 3 words or lessContradictory ....... Situational
7. what color hair do you have?Currently it’s blue c: Natural color is a lightish brown
8. what kind of car do you drive? color?I don’t have a car nor a license :/ I want a motorbike tho ! a black one
9. where do you shop?I shop pretty much exclusively online. Buyma or Amazon, typically
10. how would you describe your style?I’ve been told that I dress like a “bad boy”. I like leather and black and ripped skinny jeans but I do like casual stuff too. Like hoodies and sweats
11. favorite social media accountIf this is talking about my own social media accounts, then this one right here on tumblr. I’m not very active anywhere else
12. what size bed do you have?uuuuhhhh I don’t know proper terminology but it is small
13. any siblings?Yup! I have an older sister and a younger brother
14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?Japan probably? It’s super pretty and I’ve always wanted to visit
15. favorite snapchat filter?hmm I don’t use snapchat that much but probably the flower crown one it’s cute
16. favorite makeup brand(s)I don’t wear makeup tbh so i dunnooooo
17. how many times a week do you shower?7 I don’t ever skip showering
18. favorite tv show?Psych? I also like the 100 currently
19. shoe size?asglnasg... god .... im a 6 in mens nd like a 7 in womens i have small feet
20. how tall are you?ALNSLGNSG im trusting no one has read this far so it’s okay to disclose this info...exposin myself.. im 5′2″ ............
21. sandals or sneakers?Sneakers !! I don’t wear sandals like ever
22. do you go to the gym?Yes! Only recently, actually! I just bought a gym membership with my friend and we’ve been going 3 times a week c:
23. describe your dream dateoh geez I havent really thought about this? I’m not very romantic or anything (im on the ace spectrum) but... i dunno. I think it’d be nice to just have fun together. An amusement park maybe? And just a lot of hand holding and smiles
24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?Upwards of 100 bcuz my mom keeps giving me money even tho i dont use it
25. what color socks are you wearing?HAH im not wearing any
26. how many pillows do you sleep with?1-2 it depends on the night
27. do you have a job? what do you do?I work at the cafeteria in my school. I run the register and help to stock items and also serve food to people
28. how many friends do you have?wow this is a Tragic question. Online I have quite a few! In person i literally have....... 2. Barely that lol. More like one
29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?Killed my sister’s fish (on accident)
30. whats your favorite candle scent?I’ve never thought about this or really smelled many candles to begin with :( something mild though. Maybe a mild vanilla??
31. 3 favorite boy namesuuhghg 1) Cain 2) Luka 3) Eden
32. 3 favorite girl names1) Erin 2) Rayna 3) Kira
33. favorite actor?I rly dont give a crap about actors if I’m being honest lmao. Uhh choi minho :)
34. favorite actress?Lupita Nyong’o?? she’s gorgeous
35. who is your celebrity crush?I don’t have a crush on him but does Lee Taemin count
36. favorite movie?Princess Mononoke
37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?I read ff more than books these days. I don’t have a fav book
38. money or brains?is this what I prefer? Money binch if I had money I wouldn’t need brains also I’m dumb anyways
39. do you have a nickname? what is it?No I do not
40. how many times have you been to the hospital?Twice? Maybe 3 times
41. top 10 favorite songscheck out shinee’s entire discography
42. do you take any medications daily?Nope
43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)i ?? have no idea?? I guess oily? My skin doesn’t get dry so
44. what is your biggest fear?Probably flying. I hate planes
45. how many kids do you want?Exactly none
46. whats your go to hair style?? uh side-swept? I have no idea what to call it just what my hair normally looks like I guess
47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)A moderately sized house
48. who is your role model?Not to be cheesy but Lee Taemin also Kim Kibum also Choi Minho also Kim Jonghyun also Lee Jinki
49. what was the last compliment you received?that I’m great? lol
50. what was the last text you sent?’okay’ to my mom lmao
51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?ARE YOU TELLING ME SANTA ISNT REAL??? okay but for real who remembers the age they find out omg .. i was Young so idk maybe like 13
52. what is your dream car?ohhh boy a lambo for sure
53. opinion on smoking?Gross. Smells terrible
54. do you go to college?I do indeed. I’m gonna be a senior ya’ll
55. what is your dream job?To be a writer I guess. I don’t really have a dream job
56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?Suburbs? I dunno. I like living in the city I’d probably die of boredom in some rural area
57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?hell yea binch
58. do you have freckles?nope!
59. do you smile for pictures?Not for selfies but for other pictures yes I feel like it’s weird or rude not to
60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?like 300 something
61. have you ever peed in the woods?what the fuck?? lol?? no??
62. do you still watch cartoons?does voltron count :/
63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?neither if I’m being honest but Wendy’s I guess. I never ever eat at mcdonalds
64. Favorite dipping sauce?barbeque sauce?
65. what do you wear to bed?An oversized shirt and boxers lol
66. have you ever won a spelling bee?no i cant say I have
67. what are your hobbies?Writing, sometimes. Playing video games. Bein unhealthy
68. can you draw?Naaaah
69. do you play an instrument?No :( I wish I did but I never learned any
70. what was the last concert you saw?SHINEE WORLD V IN LA!!!!!!!!! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
71. tea or coffee?Coffee bcuz i h8 tea
72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?Well the coffee at dunkin donuts is worlds better so dunkin donuts
73. do you want to get married?no
74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?i dont have a crush
75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?’when’ lol i dont plan to get married
76. what color looks best on you?black, in my opinion
77. do you miss anyone right now?no not really
78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?open because if it’s closed my cat will scratch on it incessantly until she’s let in
79. do you believe in ghosts?hell yeah dude
80. what is your biggest pet peeve?when people like, dance around a subject. I prefer it when people are straightforward. Especially if they want something from me
81. last person you called`Honest to god I can’t remember. I don’t ever call people lmao so probably my mom
82. favorite ice cream flavor?I like Rocky Road a lot!
83. regular oreos or golden oreos?regular. Golden oreos are a lesser creation
84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?RAINBOW. GIMME DAT GAY SHIT
85. what shirt are you wearing?It’s just a plain white t-shirt
86. what is your phone background?ot5
87. are you outgoing or shy?Horribly, annoyingly shy although I can mask it pretty well
88. do you like it when people play with your hair?yes :D
89. do you like your neighbors?lmao I don’t know them?? They arent noisy though so yes I like them since they aren’t annoying or anything
90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?Both. I take a shower in the morning and wash it then. And then do a skincare routine at night
91. have you ever been high?no.... not that I know of. One time I took nyquil though and it Fucked Me Up i felt high but idk if I was or if that’s even possible
92. have you ever been drunk?nope. I’m not a huge fan of the idea of getting drunk. I don’t like letting my guard down like that so if I ever do it’ll be when I’m alone
93. last thing you ate?a mento
94. favorite lyrics right nowthe entire lyrics to So Far Away by yoongi
95. summer or winter?WINTER. I hate summer fashion i like being able to wear my jackets and jeans and not Die of heat stroke
96. day or night?night I guess just bcuz I can be alone
97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?dark chocolate is superior in every way
98. favorite month?uhm.. December? Because its the end of the year and I’m on break then and Christmas and cold weather and hot chocolate
99. what is your zodiac signI’m a virgo
100. who was the last person you cried in front of?uhhhHHHH I really make it a Goal to never cry in front of people since im just super uncomfortable with that and honestly dont feel comfortable enough around anyone to do that. My sister walked in on me when I was crying once though so her I guess
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💦😉👠🏩💔💑💘
im just gonna do the newish muses since ive probably done this meme for the others so
💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?
lol he hasn’t. innocent boy. i think hes probably kissed ppl and stuff, but nothing far. idk
😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?
i have n o idea. lol for once.
👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?
he hasnt had one,,, rip. maybe he dated in highschool or smth?? idk i havent decided.
🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?
rip
💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?
he hasnt rlly been heartbroken
💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?
uhhhh requirements seems a little harsh, but ig he likes someone kind, a good person, he wouldnt go for anyone mean spirited or anything.
💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
mmm probably just taking care of the person, hes a big caretaker.
💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?
hmmmmm good question. i feel like it was probably pretty young??? like maybe 15 or smth ??? he probably fucked a bunch of rich closeted gay boys when he briefly went to a rich private school lmao
😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?
hes surprisingly like,,, not kinky, bc his work turned him off a lot of things. he jsut likes to change it up every so often. but i cant rlly think of any specifics.
👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?
serious one was when he was abt 19?? maybe ?? idk its hard to keep track of ages for continuity okay i try. but anyway, the only person hes properly loved.
🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?
mmmm okay im making this up as i go along but idk i like the idea of indy being a real flirt in school just bc he like ?? wanted attention ??? and he was a shit stirrer and stuff. anyway he had a thing for one of the older guys and ended up doing it one time, he probably told him it wasnt his first time bc hes a liar like that, but it was. probably not great??? i feel like indy would have been a little disillusioned like “oh :/ so thats sex?? it wasnt rlly that great :///”
💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?
mmmmmmmmm first heartbreak was when his mama died. followed by many more. but if u mean specifically love heartbreak, hes only even really loved one person. long story short, his bf was into selling drugs, they were both young around the same age, indy took to selling himself bc he didnt fuck with drugs, but his bf was selling them. anyway he was kinda too smart for his opwn good?? always trying to scheme and come up with a way to earn the big bucks. but smart as he was he was naive, and one of his schemes went wrong and he ended up being killed. and indy was,,,,,,, n o t,,,, o k a yyyy
💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?
lmao none he doesnt want a potential partner yikes. but yeah ig someone suuuuper patient?? thats the biggest requirement bc indy is a lot of work, hes rlly fucked up
💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
by not ?? physically attacking sb ???? nah idk. probably soft little affectionate things, resting his head on ur shoulder, holding ur hand first etc. honestly one of the best things would be like telling u abt his whole fucked up past, he doesnt talk abt it ever, like eVEr so if he told you he must trust and love u
💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?
mmmmm maybe when he was like 18?? maybe 17 ??
😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?
idk tbh. havent figured it out
👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?
he hasnt had a serious relationship, its all be flings or quick relationships. ppl just use him rip
🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?
kinda meh. hes never been with someone that rlly cares abt him so its just like. eh
💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?
i dont think hes even really properly been heartbroken. he thinks he has when hes gotten dumped and stuff, but yknow it was never that serious
💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?
not much,,, jsut liking him tbh. he craves love and attention so give him that and hes heart eyes
💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
hes pretty affectionate, so lots of that, lots of cuddles and stuff. but yeah also hes very self sacrificing so you’ll know, he’ll jsut wanna give u things and do things for you and make you happy
💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity?
hes a virgin :T
😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks?
idk jsut?? anything that’ll please the person he likes ??? i rlly dont know what he himself likes bc hes so concerned with other ppl
👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like?
never had one
🏩 What was my muse’s first time like?
n/a bruh
💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?
he hasnt rlly had one??
💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner?
uhhhhhhh idk, someone he thinks is cool. i think his type is probably ppl older than him?? and also ina fucked up kinda way older brother t y pe s???? yikes but anyway
💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
mmmm similar to katsu he’ll do things for you, want to help you, want to touch you, things like that
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150 Questions
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
Either Chrissy or Dylan
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
Outgoing
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
Art
4. Are you easy to get along with?
I’d say so
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
I don’t actually know
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
:) people
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
hopefully
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
Zae
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Depends on the person
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
My best friend
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
“Uwuwu you’re cute”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
Expectations by Lauren Jauregui
Grim Pt. 2 by Wifisfuneral
Nuketown by Ski Mask the Slump God
SOLO by JENNIE
Without Me by Halsey
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Yes, very much
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Yes, I do
15. What good thing happened this summer?
I met some amazing people
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
Yes I do
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
Yes, I do
19. Do you like bubble baths?
They’re my favorite
20. Do you like your neighbors?
Yeah! I pet their dogs all the time
21. What are you bad habits?
People say i'm too trusting and too nice
22. Where would you like to travel?
To Spain
23. Do you have trust issues?
Yes, to a point I do
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
Singing whenever
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
Ehe my butt
26. What do you do when you wake up?
Play music through my speaker
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
I wish it was lighter
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
My inner circle
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
Yes, they have
30. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes, I want to
31. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?
Yeah it is
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
Does Hanzo count? If not no one really
33. Spell your name with your chin.
no.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
Volleyball, Soccer, Cheerleading
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
Easily TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
Yes, I have
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
“ARE YOU GUYS DEAD?!”
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
Honestly, one that shows they genuinely care for me…
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
American Eagle, Fashion Nova, Victoria Secret, Express, Urban Outfitters, Forever 21, Missguided, Lola Shoetique to name a few
40. What do you want to do after high school?
Go to college and stream
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes, even multiple chances
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
I’m not alright, or im crying
43. Do you smile at strangers?
Yes, I often smile or wave back and even start up conversations
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
Outer Space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
School
46. What are you paranoid about?
Being abandoned
47. Have you ever been high?
Yes
48. Have you ever been drunk?
Yes
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
Yes
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
Baby Pink
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
No
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
I wish i could face my regrets
53. Favourite makeup brand?
Urban Decay
54. Favourite store?
Victoria Secret
55. Favourite blog?
Don't have one
56. Favourite colour?
White
57. Favourite food?
Ice Cream? Or Pasta? Or Salad
58. Last thing you ate?
Ice Cream
59. First thing you ate this morning?
UhhHHHHHHH water? Wait it says food.. uhhhhHHH i only ate ice cream and water today
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
Yes, Academics and Volleyball and Cheerleading and a few art competitions
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
Nope!
62. Been arrested? For what?
Nopeee!
63. Ever been in love?
Yes, multiple times
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
I prefer not to, long story short it was stolen...
65. Are you hungry right now?
no
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
no
67. Facebook or Twitter?
twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
tumblr
69. Are you watching tv right now?
no
70. Names of your best friends?
Art, Amber, Dylan, Mari, Edgar, Hope?, Xavier
71. Craving something? What?
A hug...
72. What colour are your towels?
White
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Over 10
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Yes over 75
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
Easily 100+
75. Favourite animal?
A wolf
76. What colour is your underwear?
Black
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
Chocolate w/ Chocolate Chips by Haagen Dazs, Cherry Garcia by Ben and Jerry's, Love Potion #31 by Baskin Robbins, Godiva Ice Cream Soft Serve
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
Black and White
80. What colour pants?
None, i’m in a blue skirt
81. Favourite tv show?
uhhhhhhHHHH South Park
82. Favourite movie?
The Little Rascals
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
The OG
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
21 Jump Street
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
Um…. The dumb blonde
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
Nemo
87. First person you talked to today?
Probably Art
88. Last person you talked to today?
Milly or Ben
89. Name a person you hate?
:) he knows who he is
90. Name a person you love?
Too many to name
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
Myself
92. In a fight with someone?
Yes...
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
Like…. one
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
Like…. Twenty five
95. Last movie you watched?
Redline the Animated Movie
96. Favourite actress?
Don’t have one
97. Favourite actor?
Don’t have one
98. Do you tan a lot?
I BURN
99. Have any pets?
Mhm, Way too many fish, a guinea pig, 5 dogs
100. How are you feeling?
lonely?
101. Do you type fast?
yes
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
yes
103. Can you spell well?
nopeee
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes i do
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yes!
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
Yeah...
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes
108. What should you be doing?
Probably homework
109. Is something irritating you right now?
Yes
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
Many times
111. Do you have trust issues?
This was asked earlier but yet
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Art
113. What was your childhood nickname?
Princess
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
Yes
115. Do you play the Wii?
In my past
116. Are you listening to music right now?
Yes
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
Yes
118. Do you like Chinese food?
Issa mood food
119. Favourite book?
To all the boys i’ve loved before
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
No, I’m afraid of what’s in the dark
121. Are you mean?
I don’t think so
122. Is cheating ever okay?
No
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
Yes
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes
125. Do you believe in true love?
Yes
126. Are you currently bored?
Yes
127. What makes you happy?
Affection
128. Would you change your name?
Yes
129. What your zodiac sign?
Pisces
130. Do you like subway?
Ew no
131. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, still be friends lmao
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Art
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
Wish I had no expectations I wish that I could get it through your head With no confrontation I really wish we could talk about it instead All these tears that I cry while I'm turned to the side And you're in the same fucking bed Wish I had no expectations But I expect, you expect, we expect
134. Can you count to one million?
Yes
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
I’m 18
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
Closed
137. How tall are you?
5’1 or 155 cm
138. Curly or Straight hair?
Both
139. Brunette or Blonde?
Both
140. Summer or Winter?
Summer
141. Night or Day?
Morning
142. Favourite month?
February
143. Are you a vegetarian?
I use to
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk Chocolate
145. Tea or Coffee?
Tea
146. Was today a good day?
No
147. Mars or Snickers?
Neither
148. What’s your favourite quote?
“I’ll treat you how you treat me, but nicer”
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
“As long as you are happy”
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1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
helllll ya there is for the first time in the history of me answering these questions.
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
i dont recall the last person who hurt me so probably
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
a fuckin cat?
4: What’s something you really want right now?
i want the bf to be home bc i should be sleeping in his bed rn cuddling w him :(
5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
in some ways yes but in some ways no
6: Do you like the beach?
nah fuck the beach. i fuckin hate the same and the heat and the grossness of the water and the people and just everything about the beach
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
ya i dont know if we've ever slept slept but like, ive cuddled and half napped on the couch w someone else
8: What’s the background on your cell?
lock screen me and the bf home screen my puppy
9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
my own, bretts, probs my bed at home, and my bed at my moms
10: Do you like your phone?
ya its decent
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
eh thats kinda hard to answer bc i didn't have much planned but i think things may be going better than planned idk
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
umm.. . idk i need to add new coworkers numbers so it'll be them soon
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
rottweiler !!!
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
i believe emotional bc it fucking sucks and it usually doesn't heal v fast :(
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
hm i really like animals but zoos kinda make me sad but animals are so cute ahhh. but i also like art so idk man. both.
16: Are you tired?
always and forever my dude
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
lmao since the beginning of the school year
18: Are they a relative?
no its my schools emergency service
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
i dont have any exes so no
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
im texting him rn but i last talked to him face to face yesterday at like 9:30am when he dropped me off :(
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
HONESTLY idk probs not im in college but i have v strong feelings ya know
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes pls always for very many more times
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
i have zero. not even a hair tie
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
nah not really
25: What’s on your mind?
i miss my boyfriend and i want him to come home and im kind mad bc hes fucked up my sleep schedule so bad bc its only 9pm and i feel dead but i want him home :(
26: Do you have any tattoos?
no but yo quiero
27: What is your favorite color?
turquoise
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which is in so many days but its fine
29: Who are you texting?
my bf and a couple friends
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
i have indeed
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
yes all the time
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
i do. one or two
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
i hope my boyfriend does bc hes dating me :/
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yes people have which is weird bc i dont
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
id be so fucking sad. the very saddest. my heart would actually break.
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
technically yes but i was on my first date w my boyfriend so
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
we r in a relationship
38: What do your friends call you?
julie
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
yes im like...constantly upset and sometimes its not caused by someone but ya know
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
lmao oh ya dude
41: Where’s your last bruise located?
i had like 2 or 3 mysterious tiny bruises on my thighs last week idk
42: What is it from?
no idea tbh
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
right now. i dont wanna be in my dorm room i wanna be in mY BOYFRIENDS BED
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
my mother
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
ya i recently bought a pair of chelsea boots and ive only worn them once but i love them and thats the kinda person i wanna be ya know?
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
nah i only wear beanies in the winter to keep my head warm
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
nah my hair is my security blanket
48: Do you make supper for your family?
nah. sometimes i buy brett food from the c-store w a meal swipe if that counts (it doesn't)
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
it does indeed
50: Top 3 web-pages?
twitter, netflix, idk google, or moodle
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
i hate shopping depending on the kind of shopping
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
my head and my eyes and my ankle
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
:( so hard lol :(
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
uhhhhhhh idk great question
55: How is your hair?
long and in need of a haircut
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
turn my alarm off and check my phone
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
id like to think so
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
yes bc i was like 9
59: Green or purple grapes?
i like both but probs purple
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
yesterday when the bf dropped me off :(
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
with my BOYFRIEND
62: When will be the next time you text someone?
whenever i get a text back
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
probs in bed
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
sleeping still i think
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
uuhhhh it think pawel idk
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
yes i enjoy those ppl very much:)
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
i hugged molly and jess
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
probs something along the lines of “god i fuckin hate my roommate pls shut up”
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
uuuuuh every minute of my life
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
so many bc i have a research paper due soon and im doin research
71: How many fingers do you have?
all 10
72: What is your ringtone?
idk its like the classic telephone
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
still 19
74: Where is your Mum right now?
probs at her house but idk
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
probs bc i thought i was in love when i was like 9 and thats not how it works
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
yesssss !!:)):):)):)):)::)):):)))
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
for the most part despite not talking as much bc college
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
uuuuuuuuhh no. who tf do i look like
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
yes multiple ppl
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
yeee me gusta
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
one
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
lol ya
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
i was but he already went to sleep :(
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
probs lex or julia
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
nah boi lets do drugs together. only the weeds tho.
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
um im pretty sure it was a first date and it wasn't all that great but that boy introduced me and my current bf so worth it
87: Who was your last received call from?
my mommmmma
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
honestly probs :(
89: What is something you wish you had more of?
happiness and money
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
yes it sucks
91: Do you sleep with your window open?
depends on the weather
92: Do you get along with girls?
i do indeed
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
eh i dont really think so
94: Does sex mean love?
nope
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
not at all
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
no
97: Did you sleep alone this week?
sometimes but not all the time
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
yeeees:):)))
99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
uuuh idk man maybe
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?
my boyfriendddddd
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surveys 054.
Does your middle name begin with letters A-G? no
What is your state's largest city? chicago
Pick your three favourite vegetables. Potatoes, broccoli, cauliflower
Have you ever broken a movie or game disc? yepppppp. sadly
What colour are your brother's eyes? They both have blue eyes
What are you feeling right now? tired, lonely w/o kile
Do you watch Law & Order: Special Victims Unit? Nope
How many flights of stairs are in your house? 2
Have you ever played a drinking game? Which ones? yes never have I ever and fountain
Do you often feel excluded? uhh, in some circumstances. i feel sort of excluded from kiles life all these years now that I know what I know.
Are you good with managing your finances? I hate finances soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
Do you have an accountant? No.
Did you ever play Neopets when you were younger? Yeah, I loved Neopets.
Have you ever been to Mexico? no
How big is your bathroom? It’s small.. blegh
How many friends do you have on Facebook? I dont know anymore I neevr use it
Do you regularly check anyone's profile online? Admittedly I check my email all the time and kiles google thing to see if I hear from him. Lord, tell me this gets easier
What is the closest pizza place to your house? Aurelios
What age did your mum stop helping you clean your room, if she ever did? When I was like 4
What colour is your toothpaste? blue
Have your parents ever worked in medicine? No.
Do you have any silly nicknames or pet names? diana banana, princess diana
Are you any good at drawing? I can hold my own
Is there anything unusual about your house? uhhhhhhh probably
Can you maintain a text conversation or do you run out of things to say? Im usually very good at keeping up. If i’m not then its usually because Im uncomfortable or mad
How old will you be turning in 2020? I turned 29
Have you ever met anyone with Multiple Personality Disorder? It’s called Dissociative Identity Disorder now <<<yes
What is your favourite type of cookie? chips ahoy
Do you spell things the way I do? (colour, favourite, flavour etc.) No u’s
When was the last time you painted your nails? graduation. I just dont care about much rn
Does taking surveys make you sleepy? usually it calms me, yes
How many vowels are in your mother's full name? 9
Do you find it hard to talk to strangers, even people who work in stores? i just dont want to
Have you ever tasted goat's milk? yes yuck
Are you a fidgety person? I am not
How many serious relationships have you been in? more than was necessary
Did you ever take classes for a musical instrument when you were younger? Yeah and i was soooooooooo mad about it
Is there anything going on outside your window? I mean, probably. wildlife is wild rn
What was your favourite board game as a child? Trouble, Sorry!, Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, etc. <<<< YES plus rummycub
Do you listen to Rise Against? a few songs. I wonder if Kile has listened to our playlist
When was the last time you congratulated someone? Kile on a grade he got
Have you ever taken care of a newborn baby? so many times
How old were you when you got your ears pierced? I was a baby.
Do you snore when you sleep? I don’t
Have you ever been 10-pin bowling? uhhhhhhhhhhhh no idea
Do you have your own bowling ball and shoes? No.
What was the last type of burger you ate? like the quality of beef?
Have you cried in the past week? Yes. I am constantly goin to the bathroom to cry im miserable without kile
What will you rate this survey? It was fine.
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