#this post is huge jesus christ

[bichimney]

top henren outfits

for @housewifebuck

[teaboot]

Kink at pride, drag queens, traditional family values, blah blah blah. I'm washing laundry and listening to my radio shows and stitching together a body harness on my sewing machine. I've worked at a dungeon and I've worked at a sunday school and nothing matters and we should all calm down. Put on a garter belt and go to the fucking farmer's market. Fucking hell

[dimension-20-every-introduction]

Everyone Introduced in Dimension 20′s Neverafter episode 1

[kaz-brekker-crow]

Tommy is doing the stupidest shit imaginable in S3, and it's killing me

[imaginaryanon]

i wish people would just tag their fucking posts with something blockable fr

[leatherbookmark]

devastated and miserable that "incest" is one of the tags/searches that tumblr goes "oopsie woopsie! there might be bad scary stuff out there so we made it that you can't see anything at all! :o" thanks that's enormously helpful

[thelittlebeekeeper]

I feel like they should have locked Brendan Urie up in jail after the other members of the band left to prevent him from ever making more music

[roaringheat]

Oh my fuckin god... the friend that deleted all his accounts and I was told was legit missing for this past half year is apparently in contact with my dad, who was the one who informed me in the first place, and neither him nor my sister bothered to tell me that this old friend that disappeared off the fuckin earth was actually alive jfc

[honeydewmuses]

@not-bcring said:

❝  i know this might sound weird but,  do you wanna stay over?  i guess ‘sleepover’ sounds kind of childish but.  i think it’d be nice.  ❞ - (( Kazuichi @ Bill because on this blog we ball ))

It doesn't sound childish. It sounds gay. Unfortunately, Bill really, honestly does want to stay over, and he can't tear into the offer too hard if he's gonna accept it.

"I'm a real good friend, so I'm gonna give you a tip here. Cool guys don't invite their friends to stay over. They just don't make anyone leave, and all of a sudden it's the next morning. Unless you're a loser and people don't want to hang out that long, in which case you really don't want to have made a formal invitation."

Bill is pretty sure that's a clear yes. But just in case...

"So, what kind of homo shit do you even do at a sleepover? If that's what you wanna call this. You got any junk food or movies or anything?"

He looks Kaz over as he waits for an answer. It is kinda cute, honestly. The way he got all self conscious about inviting Bill to stay, and the way he wanted Bill to stay. It's not something he likes to admit to himself, but Bill isn't really the kind of person people are scrambling to get closer to. Or to stay in the same general vicinity as. But Kazuichi seems to like him, and to think his collections and trivia are cool, and to be okay with the fact that he doesn't speak Japanese or get along with most of their fellow students. Which is cool. Nice, even.

If Bill didn't know better, he'd think he liked Kazuichi. But he's too smart to like people. Instead he likes what they can do for him. And what Kazuichi can do for him is stroke his ego and make him little robots and give him that weird, warm, calm feeling that he gives him. Almost like friendship. Almost like... no, he doesn't wanna think about that one. He wants to have a dumb gay sleepover with Kazuichi. And when he says gay, he doesn't mean gay. Obviously.

[notoneglance]

I feel like since I’ve joined the Tokusatsu fandom, my meta post ideas have become wackier, like right now I’m currently working on “buddhist themes in the show about punching cgi mechas” and “why those episodes where a major character gets amnesia and switches lives with his doppleganger, a takoyaki gang leader’s son, were important to the story actually”

[theshinyrod]

I would like to share that I worked out with a raccoon last night

[fettery-fetterie]

I had a dream yesterday where like, That Man was angry, and like. He didn't talk about it but he seemed really pissed off

And I was feeling rather guilty about it even if I didn't know what caused it

And then he went to take a nap I think

I woke up just thinking about that. Something about this weird ass sins of the father complex mixed with me looking up to him. A figure to follow

[transgender-catboy]

I got spider-man pasta from the foodbank todayyyy

[bolt-x0]

Some mf keeps stealing shit out of my lunchbox in the school locker rooms and now I have to fucking put a TSA lock on it. Imagine having such a shitty school filled with such shitty people that your hold has to lock their fucking lunch to prevent people from taking shit from it.

I just want to buy some chocolate bars, hand them the money, leave my bag alone, and go home to share half the chocolate bars I had with my father who’s been having the shittiest years of his life since 2020. Just a simple request. That’s all. I don’t know what the fuck I’ve done to the girl who keeps stealing my shit, but I’m about to fucking scream at her when I find out.

[determinedowl23]

gotta love being part in Worlds Shittiest Religion