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springtrappd · 11 months

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n. o?????? what racist guy

so there's this guy on twitter called blackfootferret, who's a pretty standard fnaf theorist guy who tweets shit, uploads videos to youtube, you know the drill. pretty standard, right?

well, earlier this week (on 01/11/2033, aedt) he decided to upload a video called The Two Williams: The Jekyll and Hyde of FNAF [archive], in which he very seriously argues that not only does william afton suffer from dissociative identity disorder, but so does scott fucking cawthon. yes, seriously. part of this fnaf theory video is that Real Guy, Scott Cawthon, has did and is using afton as a stand-in for himself.

the video itself is utterly batshit in ways way too extreme to go into here. like, every single sentence is another sucker-punch of "jesse what the fuck are you talking about" that wouldn't fit within tumblr's image limit. to give you a taste, however, enjoy these screenshots from this totally normal video:

naturally, this drew people's attention and incited controversy, especially when he went on twitter to complain about being banned from the game theory subreddit [archive]... which caused people to dig up some of his older theories [archive], and... yeah, that random mention of lamar (one of charlie's friends in tse) in that screenshot? that's because he thinks every dark-skinned background character is the same black guy -- lamar afton, the son of ballora and part of his afton family horcrux theory, where he argues that all of the robot suits were actually intentionally made to store parts of the afton family's souls. if you want to know more about that, you can always check out his series on it -- clocking in at a nice, short and digestible 5 hours and 43 minutes! (i'm not, though. you could not pay me.)

he also compared the security puppet's armband system to the nazis (and used a racial slur against romani people -- classy!), claiming it as an allegory for racism against charlie, who is -- as we all know -- the daughter of henry and ballora, who later gets stuffed in fredbear.

naturally, he's taken the backlash every well and is responding thoughtfully to criticism. just kidding here's a highlight reel of his replies

he's a level of batshit beyond even matpat and it's genuinely impressive. like, i can't even be mad? because it's just so fucking hilariously insane. "the fazgoo from fazbear frights is a parallel for william afton being a system". his use of outdated language and complete misunderstanding of how literally anything works ever making it very clear that he googled precisely one thing and it was "did population percentage". the fucking graphs. "how is it ableist to headcanon that every villain/questionable person in the series are actually evil alters". rting barack obama in the middle of all this. "i can't be racist, i follow three black people on patreon". i'm kind of obsessed (and honestly surprised he didn't pull out "the pink guy is pink as a reference to the pink triangle", but i'm gonna be real here, i don't think he's ever googled anything about the holocaust either). to close us out, please enjoy him putting his foot in his mouth:

#speaking!#anon #asks #discourse #long post #nazi ment #racism #ableism #holocaust ment #sorry for only partial alt text!#started & realised the magnitude of it i'd need to write #this stupid thing's already taken me #like two hours of sourcing & screenshotting & formatting

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theflyingfeeling · 7 months

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can't believe I went to the meet & greet today just to complain to Olli about the free poster not matching my interior design and to tell Joel I'd like one Big Mac, a large drink and garlic dip

#olli told me to change my interior design #joel did not laugh #tough crowd #i'm so sorry joel but in my defence i was dared and also your look with the cap really be like that #i also bonded over dachshunds with aleksi #(said hi from our doxies (showed a picture) and that if rilla doesn't want to go out for walkies in stupid wet weather she doesn't have to)#(and aleksi said that's exactly what rilla was thinking this morning)#said hi to niko and tommi #and wondered to joonas about how he and tommi had already finished signing my thing while i had taken my time bullying joel #probably gonna feel bad about having made fun of joel to his face for the rest of the night though 🙈

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clotpolesonly · 4 months

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i just want y'all to know, if Cyprian has a million fans, i'm one of them. if Cyprian has one fan, then i'm that one. if Cyprian has no fans, that means i'm dead.

#Cyprian #Dark Rise #Dark Heir #tags by me #like yeah he definitely did what he's accused of #and it was a deeply shitty thing #but that doesn't make him stupid or irredeemable or a bad character #he's an EXCELLENT character and an excellent representation #of a good-hearted and intelligent person raised within a bigoted high control group #struggling (and yes currently failing) to break out of that conditioning and reckon with both the shattering of his entire worldview #and his own complicity in the group's crimes #which is already hard enough WITHOUT him also being a survivor of the genocide of that group #struggling to reconcile his love for and duty toward the community that was abruptly and brutally taken from him #with the fact of their culpability and violence against others #That Shit Ain't Easy Fam #throw stones at your own peril #and check your house for glass first

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cherry-treelane · 21 days

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everytime i feel bad and stressed about my life i remember that i might be in a troubling situation and having a bad time but im not season 4 fiona gallagher in the clink after leaving crack on the counter which my 3 year old baby brother happened to ingest resulting in a fatal near-death experience thats wracked me with never-ending guilt and forever altered my life

#this storyline was stupid you expect me to believe two-apples-tall liam gallagher came close to the crack AND managed to ingest it?#the crack which is lined up on the kitchen counter?#Also i don't believe that fiona would be irresponsible enough for liam to have been able to be close to the crack #that was an ooc moment and not like “its ooc cause thats the point shes going thru a tough time”#morelike “so ooc that it seems like a discrepancy that was overlooked for the sake of drama and shock value #as an older sister i feel like being watchful of your younger sibling if crack is in their general vicinity is an unstoppable instinct #its just not a plausible situation sorry like this is coming from someone who wholeheartedly embraces the realistic idea #of fiona falling short sometimes and being very human by struggling to consistently maintain her doting attentiveness #but anyways it's complicated cause Fiona clearly put it somewhere he cant reach #so how did he get access to it????#its like getting mad at a parent for putting a glass of wine on the counter #not comparing that to literal cocaine obviously this whole situation was nonetheless messed up #but just for some perspective... the writers were clearly doing cocaine themselves if they thought that #liam was bungee-jumping onto the counter and showing off his skills as an apparent budding olympics gymnast #not justifying anything but. listen.#the fact that it was on the counter FOR A REASONNN shows that fiona was careful to keep it out of reach and NOT do something insane like #putting it on the table #liam somehow magically having access to it defeats the purpose of it being on the counter.#if they really wanted for it to be believable that liam managed to snort it they should've put it on the table #but we already know that situation wouldn't be believable in its entirety cause we know that fiona would literally never leave it there #WHICH IS MY POINT. LIKE THIS SITUATION IS JUST ANNOYINGLY UNBELIEVABLE. FIONA WOULD NOT DO THIS AND HOW DID LIAM EVEN GET TO IT??#theres like 39482939 overlooked discrepancies just for the sake of getting to the shock #just to circle back Fiona would literally never let liam go near crack no matter how far gone and fucked up she was #I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM AN OLDER SISTER.#its just so UGHHHHH anyways obviously i still think in canon yeah Fiona was at fault shouldve been more careful and watchful #no matter how you look at it its clear that a risk like this just cannot be taken and she had to be blamed to an extent #but me personally? i reject it because it didnt feel natural to me at all there were 394939 other ways to frame a Fiona downfall #And i loved all the other ways her spiral was shown like getting messed up and ending up in Sheboygan #all the shit she got into with robbie + the impulsive urge to ruin the good thing she had going with mike #so human and believable and deeply flawed unlike the liam situation which was horrifically OOC and unrealistic

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svampira · 1 month

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doodling elias' sire😌

#love this guy which is exactly why ill always stay very vague on the backstory. which was bad. but not that bad? but bad #i just like the idea of exploring 1 a very likeable relatively 'good' person doing horrible things #2 vampires completely letting themselves be taken over by the beast but not in the usual lets eat everyone way #3 im just trying to make the toreador clan bane not look stupid af. getting so obsessed with someone else it makes you do things that go #against everything you believe in like even the toreador bane aside thats what vtm is about to me #like being a vampire making you betray yourself and your values and idk. identify death or whatever #at the end of the day the thing with my vampires is that they suck and they suck cause theyre vampires but not just in the lets kill ppl wa #wait im rambling and its almost 1 am already. goodnight #/mattia #wip #hes also italian and a successful abstract artist. not a self insert

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lecliss · 6 months

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I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.

#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it #like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago #so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows #but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown #AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS #1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject #and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS #or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's #AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way #okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there.#also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that #well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there #ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE #also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines #IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT #AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS #i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen.#its VITAL that that did not happen!!!!#its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan #and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died #SO. logically it must have been like #fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?)#and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist?#like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote?#that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro #god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke.#NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW #in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw)#does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab????#oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute

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homoeroticgrappling · 4 months

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So with Ospreay fighting Swerve for the world championship, does that mean not only are we getting AEW VS AEW for the world championship at Forbidden Door but that Ospreay isn't gonna defend the international championship? Cause if there's one title that should be on the line at every Forbidden Door it's that one, so unless they book him to have two matches...

#if they have taken the international championship out of play for forbidden door then that is monumentally stupid imho #I get they might be wanting to set things up now so they can run back swerve vs ospreay at all in #(and they could announce an international defence yet. there's still time)#but if they do that by having ospreay defend the international title first then lose to swerve for the world title #that'd be like saying ''yeah the champ only won because will was already tired'' which doesn't sit well with me #I am concerned since they're booking ospreay like he can't lose #I hope this match is his first loss cause swerve deserves longer as champ but the timing of this match just doesn't feel ideal

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wingsofhcpe · 7 months

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how do you politely tell your uni classmates that you're not gonna sit the exam for them

#i have gotten the reputation as The Good Student Who Helps People Out and listen. if there's good reason i will absolutely help you #like if you miss classes due to work or if you're ill. or if you have kids/dont live in this city. all's fair game then!#but when you ask me shit like “hey do you know what's gonna be on the exam”#or “hey do you know about XYZ” when XYZ is already on my notes that I've already sent to you #then I'm simply convinced you're lazy and want me to do your work for you and I'm honestly not having that #also girl how would i know what's gonna be on the exam. do you think i see the future???#like yesterday DURING THE ONLINE EXAM i was getting bombarded with messages from two different people #one was asking me to tell her the answer to an entire ass essay #and the other asked me something that was very clearly and simply given to us in the exercise question #like the question was “use any text we've studied to analyse X Thing” and i was asked “does exercise a want us to analyse X Thing”#BRO. LITERALLY JUST READ THE ONE (1) LINE OF TEXT THAT'S TELLING YOU EXACTLY THAT.#idk this is such a whiny stupid vent but it legit feels like I'm being taken advantage of sometimes and it's annoying

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enha-stars · 5 months

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i hate when people ask me stupid questions 😭 use your common sense bro, PLEASE.

“hey, are you using that?” as i’m using that. “are you busy?” after i’ve texted them that i am, indeed, busy. “is this yours?” as i’m holding onto it. “are you done eating?” as i’m clearly not done eating because i’m still chewing, spoon in hand, and rice on the plate.

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catastrxblues · 9 months

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#okay i actually want to rant a bit 😭 - not advised to read this because then you might get brain damage #because oh my god??????? weird #(was going to write an entire diary but nvm here’s the gist of it)#basically i was coming home from this chem thing right #i used the train as i always do when it comes to this. and because the new station just got a shiny renovation it is now connected to the #new mall in front of it (we have two now it’s an addition to the first one). and guess what 😭#i had to go in and get to the first mall because my dad said he’d just pick me up at the lobby instead of the bus stop in front of #the station entrance right.#and when i was on the elevator going up on a call with my mom about food orders 😭#the guy i used to have a very very VERY heavy crush on in middle grade got to the elevator leading down just as i was on the landing 😭😭#and i had to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating so as he was descending and his back turned to me i examined the back of his head and i’m #pretty sure it was him. curiosity killed the cat i should’ve remembered that shit because you know what my stupid ass did??#i was already walking away on my way to cross to the first mall but then that curiosity got the better off me and i steppedonto the elevato #leading down 😭 and followed him out into (apparently) the fucking bus stop #oh my goddd I JUST REALIZED this is my the one moment help #except i don’t think he recognized me because i was never even friends with him lmao. wrote tons of poetry about him ✅#actually had one proper conversation with him ❌#i was delusional and kept alone with my thoughts living in my head do not judge me #but seriously even though i don’t really care about him anymore this would’ve been (unfortunately) SUPER important to middle grade me #she would’ve taken it as a sign or something and write like five pages about it #and i just keep thinking about that #funny how things change because IF YOU KNEW how many credits and exaggerated compliments i gave him in my old journal #oh you would’ve laugheddd #like i used to SPEND SO MUCH TIME pondering over him it’s so 😭#i used to have an oc and i think i based it on my idea of him and then i think that idea of him was even the reason i started to TRY to #write poetically. and i used to relate every taylor swift love songs to him (esp the ones in debut lover and rep and fearless) IT WAS SO #FUNNY LOOKING BACK AT IT NOW #i think he did see me though. i put on this act as if i was searching for someone confused and then (my go to) pretended someone called me #and then i whisked off as if to find that someone #i’d like to think i look pretty cool though. not because of anything (def not my looks because i was SO TIRED from that extra chem lessons

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youredreamingofroo · 5 months

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anytime i look at some other ppls' pinned posts, they're always so much shorter than mine (MUCH much shorter...), like I take up so much space talking abt myself, and it takes eons to scroll down to all the tags 😭 I just feel bad cuz I know it could be much shorter but my organizational skills are so fucking scuffed huffff :T

#like Im thinking of adding my pinterest board for Roo. Leo and Ithuriel+Nanel into my pinned post #but theres so much space already being taken up by other tags... aggg i hate this #i just hate making it longer cuz im 99% nobody is gonna wanna have to scroll to see all that #I wanna make a blog page with all these tags instead but idk i feel like its just more convenient for the tags to be on the post #not to be a debby downer but god what is wrong with me 🧍‍♂️ this is such a stupid thing to feel bad over #yapping

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albonium · 2 days

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i had a conversation yesterday about hpv and the gardasil vaccine with a colleague that's a couple years older than me after learning that a colleague might have cervical cancer. i told him how lucky my sister and i had been to have parents who were super open about sex education and health. some of our friends didn't have that chance, that led us to get plan b for some, get them tested for stds or even our mom driving one to the hospital for an abortion. anyway, he told me that his parents and his family never ever would have talked about it because of religion and how they think they shouldn't have these discussions. it's wild to me that people are willing to have kids but won't protect them by having a couple of uncomfortable talks with them. whatever happens kids will be kids, they'll grow and have their first experiences if you want it or not. you can just try to make it so that when the time comes they're as safe and prepared as possible. who cares if that's uncomfortable? against your values? do you think children always respect the parents' values? lol no! they'll do everything behind their backs and put themselves in even more danger. if they don't want to have talks about sex condoms stds and consent then get a younger uncle to do it or something idk. it's your duty to educate and keep your children safe.

#i don't want kids for a lot of reasons but if i learned something bc of what my sister put our family through #is that kids do stupid shit whatever you do if they've decided to do it they will #just make them safe #and do everything to keep their trust #at least i hope im gonna be a good aunt #same thing for picking kids up #i knew that anywhere at any time no matter what id done drunk or taken i could call my parents and they'd come pick me up #no matter what #my sister had to call my parents once she was drunk out of her mind at one of her bf's friends' neighbour house #and they guy was really drunk and started playing with a chainsaw #before that he had insisted on showing where the bathroom was to her and she was freaking out #her bf was also super drunk neither could drive #my parents drove 40km at 3am to go pick them up #and that was a couple of years ago when they were already adults #if there's anything i don't want to mess up is telling my nieces and nephew that no matter what when or where they can call and i'll come #no questions asked nothing #kids need to have adults they can trust and that won't scream or punish them #this was a late night saturday ramble #good night

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huni-bii · 7 days

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I think I messed up guys :)

#Bii sandrock rambles #I keep being seconds away from deleting cute silly salesman from rosemary lore #I get over the feelings relatively quick but then keep seeing MORE things that tell me I’ve been making a mistake this whole time #WHYD IT HAVE TO BE HIM…WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN QI OR SOMETHING!!!#nvm qi has mint. do any sandrock npcs have zero friends.#it’s ok!!!! not like I ever draw him anyways!!!! I can just pretend I never shipped em together!! it’s almost like there’s NO DAMN PROOF!!!#local woman takes videogame characters too seriously #it’s ok guys!!! I didn’t know he was already taken!! don’t worry about it!!!#that’s all my fault guys. gonna go back in time and tell myself to ship romie with someone else. wish I read the room like 6 months ago #I think I’ll get over this incredibly stupid and unreasonable feeling when I wake up tomorrow but gghhhhhhh brain is not doing so good rn

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 23 days

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genuinely i cannot Stand bsd gachatubes takes on dazai-akutagawa-kyouka i think my mutuals should explode you

#these mfers never heard the word NUANCE in their entire lives #no there is no excuse for how dazai handled akutagawa but y'all cannot be blaming him for #continuing a cycle and then using kyouka as an example of it being possible not to #kyouka was able to find outside support & leave!!!#you can hold accountability and not be stupid about it at the same time #like idk guys it just makes me so upset #like i cannot state enough dazai was Wrong #but you also have to understand he was taken in by mori at 14 Years Old #we don't know what his life was like before that either #he was already described as having become worse Because Of Being In The Mafia by 16 which is when he picks up akutagawa #the mafia is a Bad Place. it is especially a bad place for Children #which is what both dazai and akutagawa were #and dont get me wrong this whole thing goes for akutagawa too like #i will state again DO NOT GET ME WRONG!!! the child abuse is bad.#that is objectively wrong. regardless of anything it should not have happened #but y'all cannot be acting like its something that couldve been instantly remedied like look see kyouka did it why didnt you smh #idk if i explained any of this right its past my bedtime #aethers rants

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thisfairytalegonebad · 1 month

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Not a fan of how much social stuff is involved in trying to find an apartment because holy shit every time i get a response to me asking for a viewing that is like "sure here is the phone number of the current tenant :)" a part of me dies a horrible death

#I like to think my social anxiety is pretty much gone most of the time #but shit like this? Is fucking killing me holy shit #it is SO stupid like. I want to move out so bad. I KNOW it will tremendously improve my life and mental health if i move out.#I found an apartment online that i like. I have the means to contact this person Right Now. The only thing that's stopping me is ???????#insurmountable obstacle honest to god #hate hate hate it at least give me a fucking email address I'm begging you #last time i tried to get past that by just sending them a text on whatsapp and then spent days waiting for a reply that never came #and when i finally worked up the nerve to call the place was already taken #personal #aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh #yall pray for me if only to get me to shut the fuck up about apartment hunting LMFAO

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dogearedheart · 2 months

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8i've been thinking about the last asks i got today. and i think it's better for me to take a step back from this account. i know the anon didn't mean anything by it, but i still feel like i am being a negative presence on here and weirding people out with who i am is nothing i want. so, i am not deleting or anything. i am just gonna be less present with sharing personal things or leaving tags. I'll probably be more active on my second account where i don't have that many followers :)

#i guess it affected me more than i'd like to #i don't want to make people uncomfortable #and i am sorry if i did that with any of my posts i know they have been overly emotional and maybe a bit insane #it's true that i am trying to deal with losing and finding peace i am not very good at this due to my intense emotions #and my fear of loneliness and losing people. i am also in a very bad depressive episode. i am aware that this isn't an excuse for any #of my behavior. i never had a support system so dealing with all this on my own and getting no therapist who is willing to see you #it's a downer. guilt is eating me alive and my mental condition is the something that has ruined a lot for me but it has never before done #such a terrible job before. recovering from that and dealing with the aftermath of this is exhausting and has taken a toll on my physical #and mental health i know this post doesn't mean anything to most of all and is at best confusing but i guess it's my poor attempt #of avoiding that people will hate me. i don't want to self-pity more than i already did. but i do that all on my own already.#i know that life is so much more difficult than fiction and you can't expect miracles or believe in faith to fix anything #i know there is no cure to who i am. i can only try to navigate it better in the future. it doesn't mean that i can't regret what i did.#that i can't feel guilty about it. i know that won't change anything but i am also trying to get better and i understand if that's not #visible. i just have to believe that one day it will be enough for people to say 'hey. i know you are fucked up.#and you hurt me and you've been a bitch. but we'll work on it. i believe in you.' otherwise i have to believe that this loneliness #is all there is and that i'm gonna die hollow #i don't want much. i just want some patience and peace #i want to believe that i am worthy of love and that i can get a future. and yes. me talking about wanting a wife and this stupid apple pie #life... maybe it's cliche and stupid but i have been alone for years and i am so tired of fighting. is it so bad that i don't want to do #this alone? and that goes for friends as well. i want to cook for people built things and tend to a garden to take care of animals #and to create instead of destroying for once.#i don't know why i am still writing i guess when the dam breaks... again. i am sorry for ever making people uncomfortable or even hurting #them that was never my intention. i promise #so i really hope. whoever is reading this. i hope you are doing alright. i hope you had/have a good day. tell the people you care about #you love them and enjoy the little things. read that book. eat that chocolate or do whatever brings you joy. the world is so difficult to #navigate but you are doing such a great job by just existing. you are making this world a better place with the light you radiate #the last thing I want to do something I never can forgive myself for is hurting people #not only but especially the ones I care about. but beyond that those I barely know too because I care about you guys too #I just don't want that... I want to leave the world better than I found it but I'm having a hard time doing it due to this stupid fucking #brain of mine.

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