#this truly is a hellsite huh

[hunxi-after-hours]

(paper anon) hunxi!! i know ur no longer active but it felt wrong to not give you this (probably final, since i dont wanna spam up your asks) update. first year of chinese finished!!! got the best % in my year for spoken chinese 🫡 written kicked my ass. next semester we have a class for reading literary texts and poems, i think you'd enjoy that haha. and also east asian general history!! all the fun stuff. its hard work but i love it. i hope you're also doing well and im sending you all the positive vibes :) <3

i know ur long non active on this hellsite (good for you!) but i just felt super nostalgic and wanted to send the ask anyway. im halfway done with my chinese degree and ive just finished translating an article about the statistics of tourism economy in china post modern reforms and its just. Huh. Huhhhh since when can i do that. (ive actually thought abt dropping out a lot.) i miss being as excited as i was in your ask box about studying this, but i think my love for chinese language is now a lot deeper, even without the pink glasses, now that i experienced first hand how fucking difficult studying it academically is. easier times dude. anw i hope ur well if u ever relog in and see this ^^^ (paper anon)

(checks time stamp, winces) ok so HOW WAS THE LITERARY TEXTS AND POEMS CLASS??? did the class skim through the literary tradition, or did you linger in any time period in particular? was it a Joy of Life episode 27 best hits of the chinese literary tradition kind of highlight reel? (ty for the excuse to rewatch this scene, I swear it gets funnier every time) and, most importantly — any favorites??

taking classes on chinese literature and poetry was honestly some of the most humbling and 劝退 uhhh disheartening classes to take... because then you really come face to face with the truly massive body of the tradition. what do you MEAN there are so many poets and they all reference each other. how am I supposed to catch up. how am I even supposed to summon the motivation to move forwards, knowing that I've 早就输在起跑线上

and like, I don't have a good answer — as someone who literally dropped out of the field upon graduation (I've flirted with the idea of going back to grad school but quite frankly I don't think it'd be worth it), I don't have any inspirational stories to tell about level-grinding my way up the Chinese tradition or overcoming academic hurdles to attain sagely academic enlightenment. I don't even know if such stories would be helpful, because each person's journey through the Chinese language learning experience/tradition is so unique and personal. all I can say is find that thing that you love, that spark that makes you come back for more, be it this one specific poet or this one archaeological collection, a particularly trashy webnovel or a niche music genre. find that something that sparks love for you, and hang onto it for dear life, because if that spark catches flame, it'll be the light that guides you toward the road that you're meant to walk

[thedogeveryonehates]

I posted 38,617 times in 2022

That's 21,726 more posts than 2021!

756 posts created (2%)

37,861 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@aproclivityforgayshit

@difty-dift

@thedogeveryonehates

@poohpoohtud

I tagged 5,493 of my posts in 2022

#skkjkjdmskdk - 260 posts

#nice - 200 posts

#woof - 166 posts

#screaming - 150 posts

#hellsite - 89 posts

#mythoughts - 76 posts

#critical role - 61 posts

#🥰🥰🥰 - 30 posts

#🥺🥺🥺 - 25 posts

#iconic - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 133 characters

#random thought: l4d1 came out too early bcus if it came out today bara artists wouldve sunk their teeth into francis and never let go

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

truly calamitous behavour

984 notes - Posted June 12, 2022

#4

Hes catering to his audience. King Shit 👑

Me crushing on the straight bearded chubby guy on tiktok? Me?? Dont act so suprised

1,475 notes - Posted October 15, 2022

#3

If you havent seen this masterpiece, now you have

See the full post

1,739 notes - Posted September 11, 2022

#2

huh?

2,075 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

:V

See the full post

12,778 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hellooooo!! I realized it's been a while without gossip!! How are you? Have any interesting things happen lately?

I have actually had a two week break because I ended another semester (which was also in the worst timing. Just when I did want to go to classes cause things at home are awkward and tense af with my family, they cancelled them. Are they shitting me???). Anyway, not many updates...

Oh, I just have one I think!!! Remember the pretty girl from the bus I forgot to ask her number? Well. I saw her again the last days of classes and she introduced me to her friend that takes the same road, and told me we could go together whenever I wanted, and we ran into each other like 3 other times that day. And I still. Didn't. Ask. Her. Number.

Istg I'm hopeless.

But also, fun fact. That girl is best friends with another girl a friend of mine has a big crush on. It's quite a small world, huh?

Well, I have tons of things to do tomorrow, so I better get going. Hope you have a nice day, and please remember to take enough rest. Preferably more than 6 hours!!!

💙.💙.💙.

You're the only person on this hellsite who truly understands me love for gossip 😭

I'm good. Remember the project that almost killed me last year (the one I was doing while writing tlnd?) we are so close to publishing the fucking thing so I am very emo about it 🥺

TWO WEEK BREAK? NICE. I hope you to spend some of it with your amazing friends. Family never gets the timing right, dude. They love making things worse 😭

AND YES I REMEMBER THE PRETTY GIRL. Also if you want to get someone's number, the easiest way is to tell them about something online they might see (like a video or a resource - for nerds hehe - and then be like "oh I can send it to you. do you wanna share your email or whatsapp or something?" ALWAYS WORKS.

Also does everyone in your city know everyone or are you just the magnus bane of your city jsbhxhjabsdjc.

I've been getting 6-ish hours of sleep everyday so not bad at all. TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE THO. AND GO DRINK SOME WATER RIGHT NOW.

love you 💙

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 284

Patience/The Lie of the Land

“Patience”

Plot Description: when a protégé is killed by a wraith who’s targeting psychics, Missouri Moseley asks Dean and Jody to help protect her family. Sam and Jack bond.

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: if this dude is the wraith (and he is), I’m good. He would not have been let in my place of work after we closed. Also, I’m not psychic

Watching Jack watch the video Kelly left for him 🥺

I’ve been spoiled for this episode, and I’m not happy about the spoiler. (Why even bring back a character like Missouri who we haven’t seen since season one or two JUST to kill her off??)

I get why we can’t have her around all the time but damn…it would have been useful to have Missouri around SOMETIMES to read objects

Did Missouri get Encanto Bruno’d by her family? Is that why she won’t go see her son?

Jesus…she died so unceremoniously and I’m not sure how to feel about it also being offscreen

Oh, the granddaughter’s name is Patience. Does she have psychic abilities too? Maybe she can take classes with Jack from Sam

Oh shit, how’d the wraith already find her here??

Oh noooo, this is how she finds out Missouri is dead? Because Dean keeps saying was when referring to her?

Jaaaaaack, your intentions are good, and I’m sorry things keep backfiring on you. And I’m glad Sam’s telling you that and actually letting you take a real break from trying to use your powers

Ok, fine. Missouri’s son isn’t awful. He was doing a Mary Winchester. He wanted to protect his daughter from the childhood he had

If I had three people (including my daughter) telling me a wraith was after my daughter just after killing my mom, I don’t think I’d let her out of my sight, sorry.

No no no…not Jody too. Also not the dad. Oh, ok, they’re gonna be fine. Dean’s not gonna die just yet. This is Patience’s psychic visions. And now she’s using them to keep her rescuers alive.

Damn, first you get abducted by a wraith and you still have to go to calculus class today?

I’m glad Jody is collecting teen girls like pokemon and just making sure they’re heard and they make their own choices

Uh oh. We gonna get some sort of zombie Cas? Dean and Sam were arguing about Jack (and Jack was eavesdropping). So when Dean (very broken up about Cas’s death) finally said the words out loud, Jack whispered Cas’s name and Cas woke up in some void

“The Lie of the Land”

Plot Description: Bill and Nardole must embark on a dangerous mission to rescue the Doctor

Has the Doctor been brainwashed to think this? Has everyone been brainwashed to think the monks have been with humanity this whole time? Or near everyone?

Oh Bill, what did you doooo?

Creepy ass smile from the Doctor there. Yikes.

Oh damn, Magpie Electrical is still in business?? Or is it a lie like Bill’s mom being alive?

Love Bill and Nardole bonding and reminding each other that everything they’ve already been through has been real

Wanna bet that he’s genuinely with the monks? Because they went through all this trouble to get to him?

Oh…so he’s allowed to know that the monks have played with history.

Ok I know he…huh?? Bill’s so confused and so am I. But she’s more confused. I’m so glad he’s not actually working with the monks. But I don’t blame Bill for wanting to beat the shit out of both the Doctor and Nardole

Ooooooooo we’re bringing Missy out??? !!!

Missy’s requests in exchange for her help are superb, also she’s only gotten hotter in captivity

Yeah, I knew the “solution” would be to kill whoever asked the monks for help

Three parts is too many parts for a dw story

I think the Doctor is going to hijack the brainwaves the monks are sending out to try to right history

“I don’t want our last conversation to be this” “I don’t want this to be our last conversation” 😭😭😭

She’s going to sacrifice herself…oh. Bill’s love for her mom is going to save the world

Do oppressors really run when they figure out who’s really in power? I truly thought this episode was gonna be longer because they would double down in an effort to gain control again. But this is feel good escapism for the most part

[jelotinousblog]

Anyway I always end up back on tumblr huh. Truly the inescapable hellsite. It's nice to see all the familiar usernames that are still active too after all this time!

[becasbelt]

the bellas as @chloebeale's wildest anons

Beca: ever wondered if you might have some narcissism? serious question, i sometimes wonder if i have some.

Chloe: some people have sex injuries, and some people, let’s call them me, have a fapping injury which flares up from time to time.

Aubrey: Remember, it’s better to walk in on both of your parents doing it than just one of them.

Emily: You ever wonder how long it took Adam and Eve to figure out what went where? Like what was that process like, did he put it in her nose, or her ear, or under her arm, before finally figuring it goes in the vag? These are the things I think about…

Fat Amy: 69’ing is overrated. The 96 is where it’s at. That’s an upside down 69, where y’all’s arses lay on the back of your partner’s head. Farting is optional.

Stacie: help! stuck in horny jail and need to raise money for bail!

Cynthia-Rose: If they started making donuts that taste like vajay, would you try one?

Flo: Did you know that when men are captured by cannibal tribes, just before they boil them, the tribal leaders show the men pornographic images so that they get an erection and there’s more meat on them?

Lilly: would you ever have sex in the woods? or a graveyard?

Jessica and Ashley: vanilla sex is the best sex 🥰

[frogtrenchcoat]

it’s so refreshing when someone who’s not a porn bot follows me

[lcstkiss]

my legit first thought when murphy got shot in the finale (and i thought he was going to die) was “this is because i didn’t switch to my protectmurphy url on tumblr” ...i’m -

[the-village-dunce]

...yall i worry about that wet lump in your skulls sometimes

[katronautt]

KAT'S YEAR REVIEW & A THANK YOU NOTE

hello my lovelies! we reached the end of this year (thank god) and i have a few things to say and a lot to thank for you guys.

(i promise that the rest of my writing is not in this font lol)

this year sucked. bigtime. everyone was all over 2020, how bad it was and all but lemme tell you, 2021 wasn't that much better either. first half of this year was spent with struggling trying to find a job while spiraling down into the rabbit hole of self-pity and depression. finally in may (after 8 months of searching), i got accepted to a place that wasn't (and isn't) any better than what I had left behind in 2020. still, it is somewhat better and i least i have a monthly income for now.

but i still very much like to move on to something else in 2022 so here is the first thing im hoping for next year: a good job with a good salary, something i enjoy doing. (huh good luck you dumb biatch lol)

so all in all, i hated this year but!! there are a few things that made is somewhat bareable and it is all thanks to you guys! (here comes the soppy part so buckle up)

i (re)discovered the world of fanfiction throughout the pedro fandom sometime in november, 2020. i have all that time in my hands since i didnt have a job and i got really into it. ever since then, i find it hard at nights to go to sleep without reading anything before it (kinda became a tradition of mine if you will) and during the winter, reading fanfics helped me tremendously. they helped me escape from my miserable, jobless, futureless and lonely af life and they helped me get through the day. they brought me joy, sometimes tears in a good way and i caught myself staying up til 2 or 3 just to read "one more" chapter of a certain fic.

i still cant believe you guys are doing this for free, for our entertainment (and yours) ! sharing your wonderful works with us and expecting nothing in return (except for the obviously well deserved likes & reblogs) is truly a wonder i never be able to comprehend!

tumblr is truly a hellsite, it gave me so much anxiety since i joined back in actively yet... tumblr is also that thing that gave me the most joy this year with y'all in it.

and now for the thank you notes:

⭐ yes of course im starting with my dearest, my love, my one braincell, @queenofthefaceless. ari, you were one of the first 'big' blogs that started following me after i started making gifs again and i was all over and back and that support still holds up til today. thank you for your neverending support and for always being there for me, no matter what. ilysm. 💜

⭐ although we dont speak much lately, @keethus-arts I ll never forget your support and nice words whenever i was feeling down. thank you keeth! 💜

⭐ when @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa started following me, i was just about to go to bed around 2 am, but when i saw the notification i got so excited that i couldnt sleep for another half an hour and then the next morning i checked in there again to see if i wasnt dreaming. for a while i was intimidated by Katryn for some stupid reason (you know big blog with amazing and popular fics and all) but honestly she's the absolute sweetest and I'm so glad I got to meet you! You have such amazing & wonderful stories! i also wanna thank you for your infinite support towards my maxie gifs and towards my other works too💜

⭐ the same happened with @qveenbvtch, i was (and am) so in love with her javi series, i never thought that such a big and amazing (and intimidating) writer would ever talk to me, let alone follow me but she is also one of the sweetest person i've ever met here and i hope she is doing alright and having a nice holidays wherever she is right now 💜

⭐ @mandocrasis birdie, you know this by now but i found you and your blog through your mind blowing fic interruption which is probably something i will never shut up about, but through that smutty one piece i got to meet a wonderful person with wonderful stories & i thank you for your never fading support towards me and my gifs 💜

⭐ @asta-lily lil beans, although you are not that active anymore on tumblr (which i hope will change one day), you were one of the first people i became mutuals with and i was lucky enough too meet the sweetest, loveliest person in you. and your AOJ story forever remains dear to my heart 💜

⭐ sweet, sweet @anaaaispunk ! the first thing i read from you was the first chapter of your crazy in love series (during my summer holiday, on a beach, with people all around me... ) i was instantly blown away and sweating (and not just from the hot wheater 🤭), I just knew I had to follow you for more haha. but this way I got to meet another sweet soul of tumblr with an amazing writing talent. thank you for all the love and support you have shown towards me and my gifs 💜

⭐ MEG! i feel like i am so lucky for finding your soft max lord series, it seriously changed my life, i fell in love with the story, with max, the whole thing.. and when you dedicated your latest chapter to me with that sweet note, i felt like i could cry, because honestly, one of the best thing that happened to me lately haha. you are an absolute angel and dont you forget that @perropascal !! 💜

⭐ and i also wanna mention and say thanks to @babydarkstar! Your ezra story had blown me the fuck away, seriously, its amazing, wonderful and beautiful.. just like you anya, thank you for support and your amazingness! 💜

Alrighty, i talk way too fucking much so im just gonna tag the rest of y'all to whom i say a massive thanks because without your amazing fics i dont think i would have survived this year ( i know with some of you we are not mutuals but that doesnt stop me from loving your works):

@absurdthirst, @toomanystoriessolittletime, @storiesofthefandomlovers, @honestly-shite, @littlemisspascal, @radiowallet, @queridopascal, @just-here-for-the-moment, @softpedropascal , @javier-pena, @f0rever15elf, @danidrabbles, @lellowberry, @pedro-pascal-love, @foli-vora, @krissology @frannyzooey, @starlightmornings, @wordsnwhiskey, @juletheghoul, @dincrypt, @mandosmistress, @yespolkadotkitty, @songsformonkeys, @the-ginger-hedge-witch, @astroboots, @brandyllyn, @charnelhouse , @ezrasbirdie , @novemberrain221, @oonajaeadira

And to every other lovely mutuals I am lucky enough to have: without your support I'd be nowhere. Love y'all tremendously 💋❤️❤️

@beskarboobs, @300mirrors, @over300books, @artsymaddie, @phantomviola, @djarsdin, @sirtadcooper , @lucrezia-thoughts, @wild-at-heart-kept-in-cage

Here's to another shitty AMAZING year with you guys on this hellsite!! 🥂🎉❤️❤️❤️❤️

[balaclavacharles]

Honestly Shey you're one of the most annoyingly cute persons on this hellsite. I despise you so much I hope you meet your cute lil meow meow so you get starstruck by how handsome he looks. OH also get a photo so you'll dream of him day and night. *evil laughter*

Anonnnn, you are so mean!! Why would you say something like this to me, huh? Calling me cute and making me giggle like a 12 year old, how dare you!! 😤 And why would you wish this upon me?? Do you know the absolute state I'd go into if I ever met Charles?? And a photo?? Just so i can sit and stare at it at all hours of the day? You truly are cruel, anon

[theyuseifan]

huh, apparently all the tags on this hellsite might have stopped working?

this is truly a lawless land now……….

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

I am crying why does tumblr keep recommending stuff about Omar with 'based on your likes!' 😭😭😭

lmfaooo Tumblr truly out there for your life huh

this ‘based on your likes’ feature has to go cause it’s just terrorising all of us at this point. like sure I simp over fictional characters 24*7 but how dare this hellsite recommend something to me- I did not sign up for this invasion of privacy sksksksks staff take notes pls-

[sailorvinus]

Hiya! I've been wanting to send you tell you all of this via ask for a while--- I just didn't know how to word all of this up especially while in this depressed state ( hopefully you'll recognize me by... *gestures vaguely* but anyway! ), though seeing the portrayal post, I decided to just Take A Moment To Think over this and okay: So, Virote is honest to above one of my biggest comfort characters, one of my favourite original characters not on this hellsite or any forums I roleplayed on or fanfics I read--- just Ever, period. Whenever I learn something new about Vi, either through your posts or replies to the prompts or our dms, it always bring me a big smile and laughter! Vi is such a wonderful and fascinating and delightful character, and you and him have definitely make my roleplay experiences on this site infinite times more fun and colourful!

I just adore everything about Vi. I love how extremely fun and creative Vi is! So many of his replies were truly out of this world, it's amazing! He got the sparks and sparkles, and aren't afraid to throw them around! I love how he doesn't let anyone underestimate them and does not hesitate to smack them right into official music videos and tear their spines off to use them as jumping ropes snfkNSKFN and I just love how incredibly supportive and wise he is with children and those who would face their problems everyday. There's always so much to learn and see about him and I love love love it so much.

You know, every time I would see mentions ooc or ic of Vi's terrible experience with That Guy who got him into the mental hospital and a whole other things with his mental health, my heart deeply aches for him. Though Vi is such a powerful individual who's just trying to get through his days doing his jobs and hobbies and being with friends or partners despite all of the hot mess, and I don't know, I just find it very admirable and I respect him a whole lot. I always love reading Vi's advices and supports to other muses; they in some way comfort me, and truly, I just wish only the best for him. He's amazing and deserves only the best.

In summary: I adore Vi so much and I will always love and appreciate whatever you do with him. I get this may sound silly when you're just on here to vibe, but he does mean a lot to me and I'm always beyond grateful to have followed you to have my dash and especially life be a bit more brighter by your and Vi's presences. Just! Thank you for taking the time and energy to share anything with Vi on this hellsite. You and him definitely make it a bit more tolerable to handle and you two will always have my love and support! <3

LEMME SETTLE IN AND ANSWER THIS REAL SWEET MESSAGE WTF

first off im pretty sure i kno who this is.... i luv u tf thank u!!! second omg ur comfort character :( thats... this trainwreck??? who woulda thought huh..... esp since hes

you know

Himself™.

anyway yeah hes just... some guy! alien royalty aside he really is just some guy and hes not gonna pretend to be anything else. and he has his fair share of trauma... victories... losses... he takes the good, he takes the both, he takes em both and now u have the facts of life!! and as much as it pains me to see him get flattened down to like 1 or 2 traits sometimes, i at least kno in my heart of hearts that he has so much going on. so much he cant and wont talk about with just anyone.... like u rly gotta make him open up.

the downside to that is yeah. he sometimes might get flattened down to a couple of traits that don’t even make up his core personality. vis capable of being full of love for the world, but also capable of being horribly cruel to those that deserve it!! and yeah his temper is shown more because thats mostly what’s brought out of him. i do love when he gets to be tender....... im sure uve seen it too....

:””) so thank u so much for having you know....... a good grasp on who he is and what he struggles with. really its just him, his career, his seventy-five-thousand mental illnesses, and ambition.....

hes just some guy.

virote is really just some guy. just that guy that dresses way too well, somehow sitting outsid a gas station eating a hot dog, smoking a joint, and reading over emails from event coordinators hes working with or some shit ;lkfmdgfjkd. 

and for all his messiness, he really is brilliant. highly intelligent. but he’s not gonna flaunt it.... that just seems like a waste and for him people who are truly smart dont gotta shove it in everyones faces. so yeah! hes here to act a clown, enjoy life, get over pain, and maybe punch a person or fifteen thru the journey ya never kno :))) hes just someone livin life

and i think thats pretty dope...................... so thanks i luv this so much tf....... very glad to see ppl actually remember facts about him like his previous relationship and how badly it hurt him and all that stuff........ makes my heart aflutter!!!!

[sunfishsiestalah]

WELCOME BACK ZHA!

thank you smokeyyyyy (ﾉω〃)

again, you never miss when it comes to spreading positivity around <333

gosh ppl have been sending me messages welcoming me back to this blue hellsite (affectionate) even tho i've been away for like... 2 weeks. guess i will never be able to truly leave this place huh, when a lot of amazing and kind ppl are still here ;_;✌

[invmaki]

First your bread now your soup. Tumblr won't let you live huh (also I never said you weren't cool I Anon said baguette tasted terrible)

i can’t believe i’m surrounded by people with no taste. this truly is a hellsite.