shaking a PlayStation controller in front of AFO to summon Tomura back
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Those are some Georgia O’Keefe ass chocolates
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Made a purchase today that made me go “THIS is how I’ll FINALLY outsmart my seven month old kitten” so…I’m feeling really good about myself
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Decisions need to be made in this Marshall’s today….help
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Ms Frizzle is a warlock and Liz is her patron. I'm right about this
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it's so counterintuitive that you can get so stressed about needing to do stuff that it makes you unable to do stuff
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he's so clingy
(comm info/ kofi support)
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Rest in peace to the touch starved arospec and/or aspecs. You deserve more hugs.
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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
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