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innitmarvellous · 4 months

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So here it is, my great mystery project - now finished!

On my search for a new crochet project that's at least sort of unique, I had the insane idea to recreate one of my favourite works of art. And well, I did. I'm honestly pretty proud of this one too because it took obviously quite a bit of effort and I'm still a beginner at crochet. Well, I'm sure someone else did it before and most likely even better, but if so I couldn't find it ;) (Not even a crochet pattern for the full thing!)

And because my photo skills aren't the best, just as usual...here's another photo taken with flash where you can actually see the stitches pretty well. Not sure if you should actually look at them closely though, lol.

#crocheting #crochet #yarn crafts #fiber crafts #yarn art #crochetblr #the great wave off kanagawa #hokusai #japanese art #this is literally the best thing i ever created ngl #(watch it get zero notes as that's usually the case with stuff i'm proud of lol...doesn't matter tho i achieved something >:D)

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shardofsun · 5 months

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I’ve heard some people criticize TFP Smokescreen for basically having the same personality and role as Hot Rod, but I get it. Hot Rod is a character that not everybody likes thanks to the original movie, and I can understand TFP wanting to use that character archetype without the preexisting baggage. What’s more nonsensical is RotB’s decision to do the exact same thing to Mirage, when ‘young, impulsive underdog’ is…pretty much the exact opposite of his G1 personality, and when they could have used TFP-style Smokescreen. I propose that this inexplicable decision to reinvent the same character archetype is evidence that all previously unused G1 characters will eventually undergo Hot Rodification, in a phenomenon akin to carcinization. Within fifty years we could see all non-essential cast members all become Hot Rod. In this essay I will—

#transformers #maccadam #rotb #tfp #this will get zero notes but i think ‘hot rodification’ came into my head as a divine revelation from god #seriously tho why did they take g1 mirage. whose entire defining traits are about being very different from other Autobots #and make him tfp smokescreen with a little bit of jazz

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wickedhawtwexler · 2 months

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ok i’m like 90% recovered from a bad cold but i hurt my throat with 1.5 weeks of coughing and still can’t sing super great. what am i singing at karaoke tonight

#i’m gonna sing like 1 maybe 2 songs. i mostly just wanna see my friends 🥺#i havent been the last two weeks and the last time i was there half the regulars weren’t there #anyway i’m thinking dreams by Fleetwood Mac. maybe zero by yeah yeah yeahs #i need good alto songs bc the high notes are not high noting #hmmm how high does silver springs get. that could be good #OH criminal by Fiona apple would be good too #the tide is high by blondie. not heart of glass tho (one of my go tos 😔)#no paramore or Kate bush 😔#m.txt

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wr0ngwarp · 1 year

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music box

#jet set radio #jsr beat #uhh hm do i put this in the zero beat tag. might as well #zero beat #beat jsr #beat jet set radio #eyestrain #ask to tag #goig back to my roots a liddle bit and drawed something Vaguely Gekidan Inu Curry Inspired.. definitely not an actual style attempt tho #get sillyweird immediately boy.#anyway this art i feel like i got kind of lost and wandered away from my original intention with it but thats ok bc i think it still cool #in uhh me and my sibling's au/headcanons we decided to just go with the ''gouji is beat's dad'' theory #(we did it as a joke but then started thinking abt it seriously :/ kirby fandom era me would be so disappointed in me)#anyway this art was going to be more directly about that and then it was only KIND OF about that. well whatever LMAO #anyway unrelated (mostly) to all that. never let your vaguely egotistical n smug protags near me. i will give them full blown COMPLEXES #i'll make them fucking unbearable. i'll make them think theyre the specialest little guys EVER. Without Remorse.#Are You Paying Attention To Him Yet. ARE YOU.#also like side note but. i think im literally incapable of not making a zero beat look like just the silliest little guy ever #i need to pick one up. and carry him around like a plushie. (would get maimed if i tried to do this)#wait i just looked at my sibling's response wehn i first showed this art to them and part of their reply was ''Beature come and see him;!''#and now i just have fin fin come and see him stuck in my head but with ''finfin'' find+replaced with Beature #Beature come and see him... love and we'll believe him... always and forever Hes your best friend!!!!#closes the music box and puts it in a shipping package. and addresses it to be sent to planet teo. I dont give a fuck #Beat. The Real Computer Beature.#oh my god these tags are like. even more tangential and incoherent than usual for my art blog.#i am just going to click the post now button and free this post from its purgatory.

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sleevebuscemii · 4 months

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the best amount of notes to get on a post is 86, 473, 1248, 3672, and 7539. some ranges between those are ok but any number with a 0 is out of the question. anything past 7k means it’s breached containment and must be put down (notifications muted)

#to clairfy like. a post that has 86 notes means everyone who i wanted to see this saw it. a post with 104 notes looks like garbage to me #the ranges between that and 7k+ is like. it’s getting out there but it’s in good hands. it’s being bounced around with decent tags.#once it’s over tho it’s Over.#all zeros are evil #ex: 7006? evil #m

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ruthlesslistener · 4 months

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....u have an OC sideblog??

Hshhx no, I'm not brave enough to do that and my oc list is small enough to not really be worth it. I DO have a Destiny 2 sideblog tho (ahamkara-apologist) and have been reblogging oc ask games there bc my first ever dnd session with my d2 character had a season finale on friday so ive been overwhelmed with self-made blorbo thoughts recently, but no bites. And then that in turn made me think about how fandom in 2015 used to be rich with so many ask blogs in all forms featuring aus and art and cosplay and cosplay aus and how there used to be aus made off of almost every different scenario to exist, and how that's basically all dissapeared by now, which makes me sad. It feels... sterilized, somehow

#anon #reply #to be fair: i do not think i post about my ocs enough for people outside my immidiete radius to know them #but i want to fix that #but its one of those things where i dont post about them bc i get zero notes and then get the vibe that nobody cares and get demotivated #so idk. trying to break the cycle here #idk how to fix the lack of fandom diversity tho

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bolithesenate · 1 month

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things no one prepares you for: how absolutely devastatingly difficult it is to find an obi in switzerland

#and i mean just any kind #i have a kimono! you get those at thrift stores/second hand stores quite often actually #but the obi? you WISH #went to a tiny little japanese festival thing that was mostly food today and i now have i think a semi-casual men's variant (i think)#(the woman who sold them didnt have 'proper' obi but she said this was the next best thing)#so i have SOMETHING now to tie my kimono #just don't think too hard about the mix and match of gender and levels of casualness lol #i still have several meters of silk tho i could just sew smt for myself. like a hanhaba obi or smt should be possible right?#(also to note would be that i have exactly zero occasion to wear a formal kimono to. i just am rotating it in my mind)#anyways #random boli thoughts

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year

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In my race notes:

EXCUSE ME PAST CATIE, BUT WHY ABSOLUTELY NO CONTEXT????? WHAT IS THIS 😭😭

#i usually put what race and timestamps but #i guess i decided not to #and theres just #zero explanation #okay cool thanks 😭😭😭#pretty sure its from spain 2009 tho bcs there some very sexy racing btwn webbonso #well anwyays my race notes are the stupidest thing ever #its all either timestamp notes about when there was good footage #or just quotes that can be taken as innuendos 😭 just so many bad looking ooc quotes....#ex:#'jarno trulli is getting rammed from behind!!'#i cant help it 😭#catie.rambling.txt

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itstimeforstarwars · 6 months

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The struggle about posting stories that I KNOW are going to be zero-note wonders is that I have to finish them before I post them. I have to rely on myself to enjoy them enough to finish them, both because I will not be getting feedback from readers saying 'wow I'm so excited about this!!' but also my brain will interpret a lack of positive attention as people hating it instead of as a reasonable lack of interest due to writing about unpopular characters or writing in a dead fandom. This is one of the fun tricks you learn when you've been writing for over a decade.

#chit chat #conversely if i know that a handful of mutuals are gonna adore a story and I'm having trouble with it I'll go ahead and post the first chap #because the excitement of my friends is often the push i need to get the words flowing #see: galidraan #ofc this only works when the world is not crushing my face to the dirt but there's only so much u can control #obviously i am still going to post my darling zero note oneshots #i used to not post things that i expected wouldn't be popular and five computers later i have lost everything #except what i posted on ffnet #so like. if it gets finished it gets posted at this point #because i had stories that i LOVED and i still remember fondly and i fucking LOST them forever #because it was on an old computer that my parents upgraded #because it was saved on a floppy disk that my grandmother threw out #because it was in the gmail of my school account that got shut down the day i graduated and even tho i shared it to my other account #it was deleted #no #i have learned that i must post #on this account. on my ffnet account. on my cringe omg nobody look at this account.#let it be preserved as long as it can in as many places as possible and then maybe i can see it ten years on

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whilomm · 2 years

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heres one i havent seen before, write in the tags what patterns you gravitate towards. for me i like starry/constellation patterns (NOT galaxy patterns tho), anything with bees, and specifically ditsy and calico florals, ESPECIALLY if theyre very leafs focused

#reblog bait #reblog game #tag game #in the tags #buzzy #i have lotsa other patterns i love too but these are some of my top ones #idk if other ppl have Favorite Pattenrs tho #for me its like. i see constellations? im fuckin THERE #my favorite blanket rn is a nice simple black and white constellation pattern w (barely legible) labels #thats my SHIT #if this gets zero notes tho im note sure whether its having tiny followers or if no one else has favorite patterns

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take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar · 1 year

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Not that anyone's asked about this, but--

Seeing as i'm in the mood to share some random info about what rattles around in my brain-- Have this list of canon muses i either plan to try writing, or have considered writing, but for one reason or another just... haven't attempted lol

tho i will slapping all that under a cut--

{𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒔}

Impey Barbicane - Code: Realize

Saint-Germain - Code: Realize

Kageyuki Shiraishi - Collar x Malice

Noël - Sound Horizon

R.e.v.o - Sound Horizon

Alice? / aka: the 89th Alice - Are You Alice?

{𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒔}

Shell Overlord - Blood Bank

Jooyoung - K's secret/The Unquenchable Mr. Kim

Ukyo - Amnesia: Memories

Idia Shroud - Twisted Wonderland

Kazuki Hoshino - Collar x Malice

Laito Sakamaki - Diabolik Lovers

#{|ooc post|}#i should note that Alice is sort of an in between candidate here lol-- but-- i feel confident enough about placing him where i have u v u #and in other notes-- despite having a blog for Idia--#i've placed him where he is thanks to having like... zero confidence in my ability to him at this point LOL #and a fun fact relating to Ukyo-- i actually had an account for him once upon a time-- back in the days where i was rping via deviantart lo #but-- i never did actually get around to writing him XP #and he also sits on slightly shaky portrayal ability ground-- tho after i can visit the games again that might change #and for a final note i'll mention Shell-- because i actually came rather close to attempting him lol--#but-- i... don't quite know if i could commit to his degree of kinkiness LOL #and Laito sits in a similar boat-- tho for him lacking source content is also a factor

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keepitdreamin · 1 month

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in our dnd game, we had to kill one of the party member's younger brother bcs he made a devil deal and got red pilled (no but literally) but after we ended the session, I had an rp thought in the discord

Anyways Mist is never taking this necklace off 😭😭😭

#censored my friends name even though its not super identifying just cuz i didnt ask #(and even tho this will get zero notes so it doesnt matter)#sometimes dnd is about fighting a flesh dragon that is also your friends creepy brother #and then crying later thinking about the friends bonding #mypersonalthings

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multeasers · 8 months

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this panel in dk will always crack me up

#🐲📷#c : rath [ non thread ]#<- net zero people know abt dk i'm not abbreviating nobody for it #on that note tho . thatz is the one with a scar across his face #he's also talking directly to rath #ANYWAYZ . it's always the thief types getting called stupid huh 😭

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a9saga · 2 years

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As a huge nerd, going to the mall is really hard for me. Every store I go in has anime merch up to my nips.

#i don't even watch demon slayer jujutsu kaisen my hero academia or hunter x hunter #but if i did i could've picked out a plush of whichever character i wanted #i wish my favorite animes were more apparently merchandisable but i suppose death note did end over 15 years ago #nowhere got black butler nothing what a disappointment #i think im gonna finally start reading that manga this year #shut up kaily #also a lot of dc stuff tempted me but it wasn't advertised nearly as much #zero plushies #i also won princess peach from a crane on the first try i really didn't think that would happen #i only had one other $1 bill so i tried to get donkey kong but i missed #im proud of that accomplishment tho

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noxtivagus · 2 years

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oh my god i really love the existence song sm from gbf

#🌙.rambles #[ gbf. ]#always has been one of my top fav songs #uwahh i wrote a lot in my notes today after all that w my cousins so #i'm a bit tired to interact rn 😭😭 i need to regain my energy oh my god aaa sorry if i get to stuff late :')#existence tho >< in spotify tho it's top 5 of all time #i find it rather crazy how a whole goddamn 10 minute song is my top of all time #NO WAYYYY i've listened to apocalypse (cas) more than existence now #ok but existence!!!! i love the lyrics so much. gbf songs r. oh my god i love them so much #EXISTENCE IS MY FAV THOUGH morning light hymnus wld be second n then zero/order of the new world tied in third #i love the rest sm too. PARADISE LOST <333333 but i will act like i'm not a belial liker.#parade's wtvr was 'definitely' not one of my top songs last year???#i love the instruments in existence so much oh my #n like. the lyrics. oh my god the lyrics #HONESTLY I RELATE TO IT PERSONALLY IT FEELS LIKE IT TOUCHES MY SOUL. MY IDENTITY #beelzebub my man you are so cool #wmtsb then the dragon knights then the eternals stories in gbf are my favs in order #ik they're all popular n i like a lot more as well but ^ means so so so much too me #i love angels. i love kingdoms n knights. n the eternals are sooo goddamn cool #my top favs are also in these series hfkjdalflsd #lucilius introduced me to the game actually when i saw him in mudae 🥹 pretty boy #then i saw more gbf charas in mudae n a friend eventually recced the game to me n apollo so we ended up trying it out #looking through all the charas n lancelot became my fav. he's my second fav now though #first is. ok lucifer was my first fave but w what happens to him it became tied w lucio. n i ended up liking lucilius a lot again #seox is my third fav!!!! i just find him incredibly cute. that type i have that's a bit shy. thinking abt it n he's similar to noctis oh wo #i relate to all ^ in a way but i will not expound right now bcs 🫣#from the girls silva was my first fav bcs she was my first chara! n i grew fond of bea. tweyen's another fave of mine #n vira oh my god her color scheme's less of my type but she's always stood out to me as well >< cries in her character song makes me sad #I LOVE IT SO MUCH. ANOTHER SKY. THE LONGING???? THE LOVE???? MA'AM I LOVE YOU

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marlenesluv · 6 months

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Hullo, hope you're doing okay. I was wondering if I could request a smau with Carlos.

Y/N is an upcoming but less known film scriptwriter and has a significant age gap from him (6-7 years younger than him). A lot of fans bully cause she's a struggler in Hollywood and not your typical model either. (she doesn't make the effort to look good for Carlos they say)

There is an Oscar winning film but her credit was taken away and fans finally support her (something dramátic like this idkk your choice!!) ty tho <3

Doesn’t Come Easy. (CS)

note: hi, i’m doing well, i hope you are too :) and yes, i love this sm!! i hope you enjoy! (no summary for this, j read the rec lol!)

pairing: carlos sainz x film scriptwriter!reader!fem. carlos is 29 and reader is 22.

fc: alani (alanikaii on insta)

warnings: fairly aggressive hate comments (happy ending tho)

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

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y/n.user: lots of work this week☕️📝

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carlossainz55: cariño❤️❤️

↳ y/n.user: ❤️❤️

user7: not the messy bun pictures 💀

f1wags: no one could ever make me hate y/n, wtf is wrong with you guys??

vroom99posts: the lack of effort she puts in to talking with the other wags, making herself presentable…why is he even with her?

user2: “work” is making up little movies? nope, babe

cschili55: facecard = 0

y/nhatepage: get this guy OUT. ain’t no way he’s happy with her…

user4: the way carlos doesn’t even defend her in these comments LMAOOOO

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Claire @claireblogsstuff8 •2hr ago

It’s about time someone made one of these threads:

Why we don’t like Y/n Y/l/n, Carlos Sainz’s girlfriend..:

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Reason 1: She makes no effort to look good for him or the cameras. The only clothing she wears to the paddock is jeans, sweats, tee’s, and tennis shoes. Other wags give us dresses, skirts, like?? Try harder.

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Reason 2: Y/n and Carlos have a 7 year age gap… This one speaks for itself………

Reason 3: Her job makes no money, shes mooching off Carlos. Being a film scriptwriter is great, if you’re actually good. Which she’s not.

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Reason 4: She makes zero effort to be friends with the other wags. As a girlfriend, you should try and connect with your boyfriends friends girlfriends. She just ignores them on race weekends and it’s rude and lazy.

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Reason 5: Y/n has no career in her field.

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y/n.user: little 5 year old me would be so excited that i’m finally able to say: my film script that i’ve worked four years on perfecting is finally in the works and being casted and filmed!🥹 this is surreal. i’m going to go cry some more.

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carlossainz55: hermosa❤️❤️ you’re amazing. i love you

↳ y/n.user: i love you more carlos❤️❤️

user3: uhhuh….

landonorris: CONGRATULATIONS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

↳ y/n.user: TY LANDO!!!!

f1editpics: mmmm it’s gonna be soo bad😭

f1wags: GO Y/N‼️🫶

yourbsf: i’m so proud of you, i love you🫶

↳ y/n.user: i love you so much🫶

user5: mhmmm, we all know where this will lead😐 FAIL

formula1edit: nahhhh💀

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carlossainz55: Where do I even begin? Y/n, my world, my bestfriend, my soulmate. Ever since we met in Spain 4 years ago, I knew you knew what you wanted. When you told me your dreams, you didn’t expect them to become reality. Yet, here we are. I’m so proud of you, cariño. Te quiero❤️

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y/n.user: carlos🥹i couldn’t have done any of it without you. te quiero, amor❤️

↳ carlossainz55: ❤️❤️❤️

f1wags: UGH they’re so cute idcccc

user8: i still don’t think it’ll be good. and when tf is she gonna up her game bro

charles_leclerc: congrats y/n!!

↳ y/n.user: thanks charles!

user1: the way this film will flop and then he’ll break up with her💀

cs0ln0: sloppy, yawning, boring

user9: naurrrr🤧

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F1 Gossip Blog Post:

Goodmorning…I have no entrance for you, because I am shook to the core today. It has been about a year since Carlos Sainz’s girlfriend, Y/n Y/l/n, went to the movie premiere of the movie she wrote.

Today I woke up and saw something that shocked me! Last night, this movie won an Oscar, but Y/n was no where to be found. She didn’t attend the awards and she wasn’t even credited.

The petty “I don’t like her” needs to stop. We need to support her, she’s talented, smart, and yes, beautiful. Us, as fans, don’t know how hers and Carlos’ relationship is. Although I would assume pretty good… (via the recent paparazzi photos, lol)

Her credit being taken away is awful, and shouldn’t be glossed over. Sign the petition at the bottom of this post to support Y/n, and bring attention to the fact that this film happened because of HER!

sign here!

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y/n.user: First off, I want to say thank you to Carlos for being the most patient, loving, and kind boyfriend. I see the “she’s not good enough for him” comments and the hate posts. Carlos doesn’t say anything because I simply don’t want him to. I can’t even count the amount of times I have to tell him to not respond. Judging a relationship you know nothing about is silly.

I also want to say thank you to the other wags for being patient and understanding with me. I do hangout with them, I just keep that private. Not everything needs to be aired out on social media.

A huge thank you to fans of Carlos’ that have supported me and my journey with this film. I appreciate all the kind messages throughout the process of writing and even now with the Oscars.

Thank you to my family and friends, for supporting me from when I was a little girl watching movies and pretending I was in said movie for a week straight, writing alternate endings and embarrassing you at theaters.

There’s nothing that can be done about what happened with my credit for the movie at the Oscars. It’s unfortunate, but true.

Oh, also, Carlos and I got a puppy. His name is Calvin, that’s all.

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carlossainz55: I love you, cariño❤️

lilymhe: here for you🫶🫶

landonorris: keep your head up, dude😁 miss you!

maxfewtrell: cute dog!! loved the movie too, goat film writer

francisca.cgomes: love you!!💖

charles_leclerc: amazing film, you’re so talented🙏

lailahasanovic: prettiest girl made the best film and is living her best life 🥰

carmenmmundt: keep your head up!! george and i send hugs🫶💓

danielricciardo: you’re slaying with this post💅

alexandrasaintmleux: ❤️❤️

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y/n.user: back to writing🙃 #quentintarantinoishelpingmewiththisscript

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f1wags: yesss, queen!! so looking forward to the new script you write 😋

carlossainz55: bonita❤️❤️

↳ y/n.user: guapoooo❤️❤️

user3: i want the love they have

jvroom8: i like how everyone switched up on y/n, i’ve been saying she’s the best wag and no oneeee listened

tarantinouniverse: so excited for your new work!! the fact that you worked with quentin is so awesome!

zendaya: can’t wait!💜

↳ y/n.user: 💜🪩

moviecritic: y/n and zendaya?? duo i didn’t know i needed

landonorris: she’s busy writing guys💅📝

user7: living for your posts!!

maxverstappen1: DU DU DU DU BEST WRITERRRR

↳ y/n.user: ….what has gotten into him?

↳ charles_leclerc: 🤷‍♂️

↳ y/n.user: *cough* lestappen *cough*

↳ maxverstappen1: oh my

↳ alexandrasaintmleux: AHAHA i live for lestappen

↳ charles_leclerc: 😐

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