#thought my computer glitched for a second pls

[fakecats]

ok i listened to the mother ep rerelease and. why did they cut out the most banger part of mamma told me and its so obvious too

[lilkatzz-alt]

the following is a work of fiction based of a tweet that made me angry. cw // delusions , vent

I very rarely commission art anymore. I make all of my money by drawing for others, and it all goes to bills. But once, just this once, I had an opportunity. An artist I like with a cartoony style befitting of my character discounted their comms just enough that I could justify supporting them. After all, I can't really feel guilty about a luxury purchase if it's cheap and helps someone else, right?

Communications were smooth sailing; I gave them my ref and payment and they told me their turnaround time. They seemed really nice and even told me they liked my art ;w; (they didn't follow me back though but it's fine haha). It's getting pretty close to the deadline, so I'm really excited to see what they did with my character.

I'm just scrolling Twitter right now and... oh! Message badge! I kind of expect it to be a client, but it's them! The artist! My art must be ready!

"Had a blast working on this ^^ Thank you for commissioning me!"

The sentiment was followed by a link. I clicked it, and was met by my character. But....

Why is the mouth blacked out?

It almost looks like some sort of rendering error. I mean, it's FULL 000000 BLACK with no details. It's supposed to be open and happy, but it's just the silhouette of the expected expression.

My first thought is that I've slipped into an alternate reality, one where this is normal! Or maybe I actually asked for this? Did I ask for the mouth to be blacked out? No, I wouldn't do that... That's illogical. I don't feel so good.

"Hey!" I ask them, "Do you know what's going on with the mouth?"

The seconds seem to stretch on. I need an answer before my mind begins to act up.

Typing...

"I'm sorry? I don't know what you mean. Are you unsatisfied with the piece?"

That's. Not good. What. Why-

I look back at the piece.

The eyes are big and round, so bright and happy. The cheek fluff is big and had amazing highlights. Everything is clear and done with purpose. But the mouth... It's like someone cut it out with a lasso tool. If the artist didn't do it, then..... Then I must be going crazy.

I quickly navigate to my character's toyhouse page. Am I hallucinating? Will the other pieces have a problem too? No, they're all fine. My sweet summer child, staring back at me hundreds of times over, mostly renditions from years past. She's happy, and she's okay.

I quickly attempt to rationalize. This can't be a computer glitch; I don't know much about computers, but I know this. It can't be a hallucination; I don't actually experience those, I just fear that I do. So then....

Is the artist lying?

If this is a joke then it's not funny... my heart rate is elevated, it's practically psychological assault. I message them again.

"Here's what I'm seeing on my end. You don't know anything?" Attached is the same photo they sent me.

No response.

I start to hit the arms of my chair to keep myself busy while the anticipation eats me alive.

Suddenly, the worst possible outcome:

"You can no longer send messages to this person."

The tears start unprompted.

"nononononononono they're lying they did this they hurt me i DIDN'T EVEN GET MY ART. WHAT GIVES?"

My dog approaches me and lays her head on my leg. She knows when I'm in distress, but I'm not in any mood to be comforted. I ignore her and frantically swap to my alt account to check the artist's profile. And it looks like they've started causing quite a scene.

"I’m on my knees Begging y’all to PLS add an open mouth view on your ref sheets OTL Doesn’t have to be complex! Could even be a disembodied tongue and single tooth. PLEASE JUST PUT IT SOMEWHERE I hate having to guess the colors and most likely get it wrong 😖"

Wh- They didn't-

I check back in our DMs. I had given an older ref because it had fit the style better. On closer inspection, no tongue ref.

"Her tongue is just pink.... how hard would it have been to ask...."

I refresh.

"if you give me a mouth-less view ref sheet, I’m going to passive aggressively color any open mouths on commissions pure black. That’s it. And not even off black so u can see the lines. FULL 000000 BLACK. NO DETAILS Check ur refs :U"

P- PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY?????

I'm in shock. They thought that not delivering the product I paid for, blocking me, and scaring the SHIT out of me was a form of PASSIVE aggression????? And they say "check ur refs" like this is some sort of PSA? Like we're supposed to want to LISTEN to them after being blatantly threatened with vandalized art? I'm furious. I'm furious and baffled, but at least I'm no longer scared.

At the end of the day, I'm just happy the artist told on themselves so that no one will commission them any time soon.

A refund sure would be nice though.

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

My Thoughts That No One Asked For on Dancing With The Stars season 31 ep. 11: The Finale!!

THE PROS ARE SLAYING WE LOVE TO SEE IT

Ezra Sosa you own me

Okay listen they all look SO GOOD in white omg 😭(at least I got to see Daniel and Britt look gorgeous and stunning in white the other week)

OKAY TYRA 🤩 

My heart gets a little brighter every time I see Britt and Daniel 🥰 

God bless Jason Lewis my man is trying his damn best

You know I’ll admit Teresa isn’t actually all that terrible

Sam and Cheryl 🥹 

Shangela and Gleb’s partnership >>>>>

THAT SECOND HALF OF SHANGELA’S DANCE HOLY MOTHER

Shangela FIGHTING to make sure she was right I LOVE to see it

Len LOVES her and I did NOT expect that coming into this season 

HALEY NO I HOPE SHE’S OKAY 😭 

Oh my gosh it’s so nice to see all the old contestants back again to support 🥰 

Shangela speaking out on the mass shooting in Colorado ❤️ no one is doing it like her idc

Okay all nines is not bad! (But I can see she looks kind of disappointed dw shangela bb you did fantastic) 🥺 

Off topic but I literally remember watching the episode where the whole “from Len the Ten” thing started 😂 

Okay Wayne is actually doing better than I thought he would!

I’m thinking all nines 

The shoutouts to the musicians get me every time 😭 

CHERYL BURKE YOU ARE AN ICON AND A LEGEND I’LL MISS YOU 😭 

God she just makes it look EFFORTLESS 🤩 

God I’m just reminded of how much the most memorable year night made me SOB

But then I’m also reminded of how angry the dance marathon made me

“You’re my new hero.” Michael Buble you are so real

TEAM SCREAM SLAYED I’LL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT

JOSEPH BAENA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH 😭 

Omg it is SO nice to see Jordin and Brandon back together 

OH THEY’RE DANCING IN THEIR PROMO OUTFITS how did I JUST realize that

Positively begging for Alan Bersten to get a nice partner next season please Disney plus help this man 😭 

CHARLI AND MARK LET’S GO

I’ve never seen someone who more objectively deserves to win than Charli D’amelio I’m gonna be real y’all

You know they had to think SO hard to find a redemption dance for her lmfao 😭 

Oh god we are SECONDS in and this is already THE SLAYEST

I smell a mirrorball for mark (update: YEP.)

Dixie looks so proud 🥹 

Oh god Charli looks so nervous 😭 (and Mark holding her hand omg)

It makes me so upset that she is literally a year younger than me and my girl is deadass about to win a fucking mirrorball 

Full offense but the troupe members?? 👀 😍 

“[singing in non-English]” now WHAT kind of subtitle is that pls 🥲 

Is mark wearing a pin of the British flag for Len…? 🥺 

TENS FOR CHARLI BABY I’M GONNA CRY

So we’re gonna talk about the fact that Charli is now officially like the highest scoring DWTS contestant right?? Like we’re gonna talk about that when my girl WINS??

MY COMPUTER IS GLITCHING NO

SELMA GETS TO PERFORM HER CONTEMPORARY I’M GONNA CRY

JORDIN CAME TO SLAY ONE MORE TIME 😭 🙌🏻 

Selma Blair you deserved so much better 🥺 

JORDIN CHEERING FIR SELMA BEFORE THE SONG WAS EVEN OVER I’M GONNA 😢

Okay listen not to be mean but I’m not really looking forward to Gabby’s dances like yes I KNOW she’s a good dancer but she still kind of annoys me

I have said it MANY times before and good god I’ll say it again, every time Gabby claps for herself I die a little bit inside

No do NOT tell me she’s getting a perfect score

gODDAMNIT

I will admit it’s so nice to see Vinny actually having fun on the dance floor instead of looking absolutely terrified the whole time

Get you someone who looks at you the way Daniel Durant and Britt Stewart look at each other 🤩 god it’s so nice to see them again 

Not me crying over Len Goodman 😭 

PLEASE the way he sounded so excited to get his own mirrorball 😭 

Damn they don’t gotta say the “bottom of the leaderboard” there’s literally four of them lmfao

Listen I may not want him to win but I just KNOW Wayne’s freestyle is gonna EAT

God the other pros were staying BOOKED this week

Witney holy SHIT that choreo

“She’s invited to the cookout.” I’m not even kidding that’s probably the single funniest thing Tyra has said all season

“My new little sister” I’m gonna CRY

I know I should be focusing on their scores but Joe Baena is in the back lookin all cute 😊

FUCK IM CRYING OVER LEN AGAIN 😭 

Oh come on Charli and Mark are gonna KILL this

Mark and Charli being Actual Siblings™️ and helping each other rediscover their love for dance I’m fucking sobbing 😭 

THEY HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING IN THEIR DANCE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THAT WAS SO GOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME IM CRYING

Tag yourself I’m everyone in the balcony losing their fucking minds

Derek is gonna make me cry even harder I can’t do this 😭 

PERFECT SCORE I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT 🙌🏻 

If Gabby gets another perfect score I’m gonna lose my shit

Fuck her dance is actually pretty good so far

NOT HER HEEL GETTING STUCK IN HER DRESS OH GOD

LMFAO YOU KNOW JORDAN AND JOE ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT LOL

Jenna shoutout 🙌🏻 

SHE CHOREOGRAPHED THAT??? WHILE VERY PREGNANT??

God fucking damnit 🤦‍♀️ 

Gen Z we better have come through voting for Charli 

Oh we LOVE the pro dance starting with our queen Britt Stewart (Daniel Durant you are a lucky man)

THE EMMA AND SASHA MOMENT HELLO???? WHAT WAS THAT??

OH my girl Shangela is looking GOOD for this final dance 

The way Gleb talks about working with Shangela >>>>>>> I’m gonna - 😭 

Hold on I do however find it interesting that they ONLY showed Shangela in that little live preview WAIT ARE THEY GONNA PUT HIM IN DRAG OH MY GOD

YEAH I’M SURE THE TOUR IS GONNA BE GREAT CAN WE GET TO SHANGELA ALREADY

I’m sorry is she on WIRES???

OH THIS LOOK ARE YOU KIDDING

THE DEATH DROP GET OUT OF HERE

GLEB HOLY FUCK

THAT WAS SO GLORIOUS OH MY GOD

How are any of the judges being REMOTELY normal after that

LEN FORGOT TO VOTE GET OUTTA HERE

Gleb you are so slay 💅 

Come on let’s give my girl one more perfect score 🙏🏻 

Sasha OWNING that chicken costume is KILLING me

GLEB’S DRAG VOICE I’M ON THE FLOOR

SLAY ONE LAST PERFECT SCORE FOR MY GIRL SHANGELA

Sam Champion I love you forever 💕 

DWTS editors you were so real for showing us the best Daniel and Britt moments in Daniel’s section 

LET THEM ALL SPEAK I WANNA HEAR FROM JOE 

CHARLI AND DANIEL ARE GOING ON TOUR BABY HOW DO I GET TICKETS

I’m sorry did the CHAINSMOKERS just wish Charli luck????

The “whose line is it anyway” guys wishing Wayne luck 🥹 

LIN SUPPORTING WAYNE HAHAHA AIN’T NO WAY

I’M SORRY WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY SHANGELA PLACED FOURTH FUCK OFF WITH THAT NOISE

Okay come on Charli take home that trophy my love 

YES FUCK IT UP CHARLI ABSOLUTELY 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 THIS IS WHAT WE LIKE TO SEE 👏🏼 👏🏼 

MIRRORBALL FOR MARK WE LOVE TO SEE IT BABY 🙌🏻 

Emma and Pasha lifting Charli and Joe and Alan lifting Mark 😭 

Charli and Mark’s funky sibling relationship >>>>>>>

What a fantastic season!! I’m sad that I won’t be able to make it to the tour, but it looks like they’ve got such a great cast! Loved this season, and I’ll maybe see you guys next time!!

[scarletwinterxx]

question though, now are you happy? - Na Jaemin scenario

A bit late but OH MY GOSH GLITCH MODE!!!!💚💚💚 as expected, dreamies slayed once again with this album. pls give it lots of love!! and here’s a cute fluffy one hope you like it!🌻💛 

*can be the 3rd pt for these scenarios:

donuts with jam in the middle

you want it babe

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“Are you back at the dorm?” immediately asking Jeno the moment he picked up the call, the latter half confused half too tired to care

“Sorry, not buying it“ being greeted by his usual answer whenever he picks up a call from Haechan or the other member

“Come on this is important, are you at the dorm?” you asked, Jeno sits up on his bed about to shout for Jaemin only to find out he’s alone

“Uh yes” he answers skeptically

“Are you in your room?” you asked again

“Yes”

“Is Jaemin around?”

“He’s in the kitchen I think, cooking something” from a distance he could hear his best friend’s voice jokingly arguing with their youngest member, something not out of the ordinary really. Jeno thinks he just heard the word ramen so Jaemin is most likely scolding Jisung for eating too many ramen packets in a day.

“Okay good, is his computer there? In the room?” You asked, meanwhile Jeno looks over the table to see Jaemin’s computer. Some random song from his playlist resonating in their shared bedroom

“Whatever you’re planning I don’t want to be a part of it” he answers, plopping back down his bed once again

“You already did, that’s all I needed to know. Thanks bye. Oh and keep your mouth shut or I’ll shave your brow. Okay you can go back to sleep thanks bye” he chuckles at your meaningless threat

Just then Jaemin enters the room, “what are you smiling about?” he asks Jeno

“Nothing, just something Mark Hyung sent” Jeno answers smoothly, you’re probably planning something for Jaemin and didn’t want to ruin it for the both of you so he kept his mouth shut. 

Jaemin thinks nothing of it, going back to his previous place before Jisung barged in the room asking for something to eat

Moving his mouse on the table, waking the screen up he sees something. A pop-up of some sort

click here

That’s weird, he thought.

He tried to click the x but it wouldn’t go away, he thought about turning the computer off but then he hears a ping from his phone

you💓: Just open it, dummy

Your words though were very clear still confused him

najeam🐰:Why what is this

you💓: Just open it

Jaemin though still skeptical, did as he was told

The little pop up changing from a simple layout to much cuter one. Upon seeing this Jaemin’s spirits were lifted immediately, the tiredness from their schedules vanishing

He quickly picks up his phone and dialed your number, after one ring you picked up

“I was waiting for your punny gift this comeback” he says, not even saying hello.

“Well sorry it’s a day late, I was having a hard time trying to think of something connected to glitch. So you like it?”

He can hear the smile on your voice, picturing the grin you probably have on right now. He’s sad he can’t see you in person as both of your schedules won’t allow it but he’ll take this little moment of happiness with you. The tradition you’ve been doing every time he has a comeback, from the donuts with jam to the hot sauce now this

“How’d you do it?” he asks, looking at the screen of his computer with the biggest smile on his face. For a quick second he looks back to see if Jeno was looking but the other guy is still pre-occupied by his own phone to pay attention to his surroundings.

“I spent the last month learning that, you’re welcome” he lets out a chuckle, imagining the image of you hunched over your computer with a frown etched on your face. Just then someone knocks on the door, revealing Jisung

He was just about to shoo away the youngest one, he won’t do it ever but he’s still busy talking to you. Jisung can distract him later. 

But to his surprise, Jisung holds out a bag to him

“From noona” he says, confusing Jaemin for a second

“Huh?”

“Are you talking to her? Did she do it?” Jisung asks then took a peak at his computer, this time Jeno also sat up to see what the ruckus was about. 

Upon seeing the cute animation on the screen, Jisung lets out a chuckle

“You knew about this?” Jaemin asks Jisung

“So that’s what she was going to do” Jeno says, catching both Jisung and Jaemin’s attention

“Jaem?” he hears you ask over the phone, shooing away the two guys to focus on you. He opens the bag still confused with it’s content. 

“Uh what is this?” he asks you, “Oh did Jisung give you the bag? Those are arm warmers. You know for when you wear sleeveless shirts, just in case you get cold in the waiting room or something like that”

You know that among the members, he’s the one who takes care of the others. Usually called as the parent of the group (mainly Jisung), you took it upon yourself to make sure your bestfriend is well taken care off too. He deserves it. 

To Jaemin, all these little things you do for him: from the silly gifts to the simple texts you sent him asking if he drank enough water or how his day is going or how you’re there for him always, just one call away. They all mean the most to him, because you mean a lot to him. You’ve been with him from the start, to you he’s not this big famous idol. You don’t treat him differently, you keep him grounded. He’s thankful for that. Thankful for you. 

“Sorry I couldn’t come visit personally, I’ll treat you next time” you tell him, still feeling a bit guilty you didn’t get to visit him

“Don’t worry about it, I know you’re busy too. Don’t stress too much, too.” he reminds you, “Tell you what, when I’m not too busy I’ll treat you out”

“Okay”

“It’s a date then” Jaemin says, before he could think and stop himself from saying it the words were already out. For a few seconds he could hear his heart pounding in his ears, worried he just messed up big time. 

“Okay, a date then” he hears you answer him, letting go of the breath he didn’t know he was holding back. When the two of you ended the call, Jaemin is still smiling so big like he just won the lottery. To him it’s the same thing, you’re a one in a million. 

[wardoftheedgeloaves]

I have been reading about (I have read the Wikipedia article on) Minimalism and Merge.

It’s certainly intuitively elegant, a function that can snap together two elements and build up further structures from them: the speaker starts with the elements of the sentence and then snaps them together, then reads the result out from left to right. I have worked as a baker in a professional capacity (of sorts--at a summer camp), and this is the best real-world analogy I can think of for what Minimalism proposes:

1. Read ingredients: flour, water, yeast, salt, sugar.

2. Fetch these ingredients from the pantry. Do not proceed until you have all of them in front of you.

3. Measure all ingredients, do not proceed until you have all of them in front of you.

4. Add them to the mixer in order...

...etc., etc. This is usually the most efficient way to bake, though at its best it requires a knack for on-the-fly organization that I never got the hang of.

In the same way, Minimalist syntax seems to propose the following:

1. Translate the pre-linguistic Platonic ideal of what you want to say into its component concepts.

2. Fetch the lexemes for all these concepts from your head: {John}, {bake}, {cookie}, plus some ethereal disembodied information like the tense and plurals.

3. Merge the object (cookie, {PL}} with the verb {bake} to create the VP {bake, {cookie, {PL}}}.

4. Merge the VP with the disembodied T: {PAST, {bake, {cookie, {PL}}}}.

5. Merge the TP with the subject: {John, {PAST, {bake, {cookie, {PL}}}}}.

6. Print to console/mouth: John baked cookies.

The problem is that the errors humans actually make don’t seem to look anything like this--at least not in English! Consider the following sentence, some variant on which all of us say probably three or four times a day:

Hey, Jane, I’m looking for my...uhhh...dang, my whatchamacallit...keys! keys, yeah, the key to the storage closet.

Why are we losing our keys?

You can write the above sequence of events under the Minimalist interpretation as a five-minute computer program, defining x = merge(y, z) as a function that takes two arguments and spits out a third consisting of the two yoked together. If we lose the lexeme for the keys, then we have

VP = merge({look, {for}}, NULL)

Oops! We shouldn’t be able to read into VP at all! English speakers look like they’re actually rather sloppy bakers, doing some prep work but also running into the pantry to fetch ingredients on an as-needed basis.

I think what this points to is that bugs are probably more informative than well-formed sentences to the workings of human language, and that only looking at well-informed sentences misses something important. Where are the keys dropped? Is it in the turning-concepts-into-lexemes stage? Is it during the merge stage? Is it when the final merge gets printed to console? Different theories should imply different kinds of bugs and errors--and different sorts of bugs should be evidence for different theories. In particular, English speakers are very much prone to crashing out of the loop between a verb and its object, sending filler words as error messages for a few seconds before we find the object again.

I am curious to know what kinds of errors speakers of other languages make, and it’s kind of disappointing that (to my knowledge) there hasn’t been much analysis of this on polysynthetic languages. My presumption is that languages like Mohawk where objects are very often incorporated have different patterns of losing a sentence’s train of thought--surely speakers of Mohawk don’t forget which noun affix they were about to incorporate and spend two or three seconds hunting around for it, even though losing nominal objects is a common English-speaker glitch.

[konan720]

Abillity

"....Where did you even!?" Sabrina asked, pointing at the direction of a barbeccu and Flame wizardmon, a look of confusion across her face. She wasn't the only one confused, basically everyone but the wizard digimon was tilting their heads in confusion.

" I promise, I'll show you guys after lunch!" Flame wizardmon chuckled. " Now, do you want hot dogs or hammerburger?"

Despite the great confusion, everyone slowly picked their food.

" Human food is weird..." Puppetmon mummbled, still sending confused glances at the wizard. --------- " Okay, okay. Show us how you got all this." Meramon huffed, smirking down at the smaller fire digimon.

" Yeah, alright." Flame wizardmon huffed, dusting himself off. " But, before I do, promise you won't freak out."

Silver nodded, her agreement being followed by the others.

" Good. Now, I have honestly no idea how I can do this, all I know is that I've always been able to." The wizard chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. " So, please don't ask me -"

" Just get on with it please." Puppetmon stated, crossing his arms.

Flame wizardmon glanced at his group of observers, sighed, and reached his arm forward. The sound of a dying computer instantly filled the air, making Silver flinch back a small bit, but quickly returned to watching her strange friend. 

The area in the air where Flame wizardmon's hand should have been was replaced with bright green glitches. Half of his arm was inside this strange, green...portal...

Silver just blinked, that was the same color as the portal that brought her into the digital world to begin with...

" So um....What do you guys want to see?" Flame wizardmon chuckled nervously, sending a concerned look at the small group.

".... A strawberry mango smoothie?" Silver asked quietly, her voice soft and far away.

" Oddly possfic, but okay!" With that, Flame wizardmon directed his attention back to the strange sounding portal.

After a few minutes of him staring off into space, the digimon smiled and pulled his hand out. Holding an orange colored smoothie. The portal quickly disappearing as if it was never there to begin with.

In mere seconds, the sound of blue screens and glitches had fled the air and the bright green color was no where to find. And Silver slowly sipped from her smoothie.

"...What?" Sabrina mummbled, her face simply plastered with confusion. All flame wizardmon did was shrug.

" That's how I got this mall. I just...kinda pulled it out? I've come to believe that everything I pull out comes from the human world."

"....That is really cool." Puppetmon admitted, the look of both confusion and being impressed across his face.

"....And You have no idea on how you can do this?" Silver asked, her voice still far away and soft. Something about what she saw....

It looked far to famillar for her own comfort.  

" Not really, no...." Flame wizardmon mummbled, then looked at Sabrina, as though looking for her approval. " What do you think?" 

( What an interesting ability! What will come from this!? Find out next time!)

( Okay, I know I said there would be 2 more chapters of fluff, but I didn't know what to do so I just skipped the second and just went for the third.) ( thought and a Shay tag pls!) - Silver 

@shaykai story time!

(Also, I liked this- the Portal description was pretty spot on from what I’ve seen throughout my experience of watching Digimon. Our boy is special-)(Also, Also, it’s raining super hard over here and it’s starting to make me feel tired- I’ll try my best to write a response) -Konan720

[bellamysgriffin]

dana watches lucifer (2x11)

yo guys i’m back and i’m vvv happy to be liveblogging again

it feels so weird to be watching without my dad guys he’s driving my sister to oklahoma but usually we watch together

anyway

this clip of chloe saying her speech at the courtroom on the previously on - LIKE I NEED REMINDING 

it’s making me emotional and the ep hasn’t even started yet

pls tell me they kiss i want them to so badly 

my cat is strangling me with her love rn and i’m.... trying to type

“i hate ketchup” that’s so romantic

ARE YOU KIDDING I HATE MYSELF THEY WERE SO CLOSE

“i’m glad she showed up she kept me from making a big mistake” I’M SUING FOX AND THE WRITERS WHAT THE HELL

trixie is back i missed her

“they’re a wonderfully scrumptious start to your day”

ok now i’m imagining maze and trixie grocery shopping

trixie Knows and ships deckerstar

trixie KNOWS

MAZE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MY FAVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

i missed that whole scene by squealing abt maze lol 

maze craves validation bc she wanted chloe to be happy

aw chloe maze tried so hard don’t tell her that

it’s ok chloe i forgive you

CHARLOTTE no 

i’m already mad at her

my tv is glitching so y’all better provide some quality gifs

“it’s about chloe” and then instantly he turns into Protective Boyfriend™

ok charlotte ships deckerstar too and she’s back on the good list

she was nvr really off it i have a weakness for lucifer women

“you don’t have to prove anything to me” that was something very nice said very harshly

“not in a fun way” 

“not the slut police and i mean you not her” DAMN I LOVE CHLOE

hmmm that was a good plan while it lasted but

“jana! always with the tragic timing”

oh my god is lucifer a murder suspect again

“maybe she’d still be alive” and already he’s feeling guilty jesus i just want him to be h a p p y

also where is ella i want her on my screen right now

“ditch the loser from lux. that’s terrible, she was seeing someone else from lux?

maze is proud of herself dan leave her alone

my cat is back and ready to prevent the typing

danikeen - is that their brotp name?

ppl need to stop yelling at maze right now ok

i like his white suit a lot

her fun is being with her daughter aww

ok lucifer is actively pursuing a relationship and i - i’m emotional

“she’s spoken for” “haha no i’m not”

this guy is a dog and i hate him

ok i need linda and ella and amenadiel to cleanse my soul from that dick

“you two are a lot alike” how DARE YOU

ANOTHER murder??? things are heating up and i like it

“pretty sure you didn’t sleep with this guy” “actually ur wrong” OH MY GOD IT’S CHRISTMAS

“you’ll need a much bigger notepad”

this parade of lovely women with the song hot pants in the background is my aesthetic

“bit of a dry spell these last few months” ik this is a joke .... but that’s probably bc that’s when he met chloe js

dan don’t you dare things are complicated enough

“the best night of my life” in a bunch of different inflections is possibly the best scene in this show to date

also i love how they included a guy

and his explanations to dan omg this is hilarious

chloe is SO JEALOUS

OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING AND CRYING 

NOT OUT LOUD BUT JUST TRUST ME

ok now lucifer is sad so um.... cue character growth?

oh good more charlotte shipping deckerstar i love it

it’s still so weird that chloe thinks charlotte is lucifers ex

“last thing i need is a step-dan” “you say some really weird things man” i love their dynamic

LINDA

LINDA

LINDA

OK I’M GOOD BACK TO COMMENTARY

LINDA

SORRY 

also linda and maze in the same scene????. christmas confirmed.

“you want me to stab this friend of yours” ok i love how maze is oblivious but also she’s Ready to Fight for linda and i’m just..... wow that’s beautiful

“that’s human” “i’m a demon” “i actually think ur more human than a lot of ppl i know” what kinda romantic bs is this??? i love it

“ur saying i’m awesome” “i’m saying that u need to say ur awesome” 

“yes ur awesome” “hell yeah i am” I LOVE MAZE SO MUCH I’M DEAD

“i can describe her aura” it’s me

“i told you someone cared” i’m laughing lucifer is the best 

god i missed this show

i’m gonna save this in my drafts before my computer freezes and erases the whole post again

ok i’m back

OFC CHLOE IS ON THE WALL

ok suki is who i would be if i ever met him i would just scream and shut the door oh my god

“gay best friend for now” i’m laughing

suki is hot it’s true

WHERE IS ELLA THOUGH

“do not leave town” “and abandon lucifer?” god me

AMENADIEL IS BACK

oh i forgot he’s being rude to lucifer

i forgot charlotte was still bad oh myg od

i’m a fake fan i’m sry guys

i still love them both though

if ever there was a time for ella to show up it would be now just saying

ok and she’s not there

lucifer is such a doofus i’m laughing so hard chloe is so scared

i just fast forwarded and there’s like three clones of a guy petting a robot dog and i just -

“i wanna build a cat sanctuary” god is this me

“no one wants to hear about your feline meet cute” that’s wrong i would sell my left kidney to hear about his cat

“i’m in” i love maze i just do i just i could watch her eat bread for three hours

“no. because i’m awesome” I LOVE HOW LINDA SUPPORTED MAZE SO MUCH THAT SHE REALLY CHANGED MAZE’S ATTITUDE I LOVE STRONG FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS

“because self worth comes from within bitches” DO YOU SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

my cat is back and obscuring my vision hang on a sec

ik that as you read this ur not waiting but i just want you to know that i had to wait for my cat to stop knocking my laptop over

her name is sylvester mcmonkey mcbean anyway

can deckerstar kiss already 

amenadiel :’)

i kinda just want their pure brotherly love i don’t like the conspiring behind lucifer’s back

my cat and i compromised

ok i dig this jazzy piano music but for a sec i thought it was gonna be heart and soul and i was gonna die that’s my favorite deckerstar scene ever

maze looks so hot w o w

“if we were strangers you’d be hitting on me” maze is so smart dan you can learn from her

i do like him better now 

oh my god i’m laughing so hard

“self worth comes from within dan” i love maze so much she’s trying so hard to help

i’m gonna scream

oh my g o d i love her so much i’m laughing

“you and me? not happening” he looks so hurt i am so sad chloe let him IN

MAZE IS SO HOT WHEN SHE’S MURDERING

aw poor jim

OH MY GOD WE’RE ONE EPISODE IN AND ALREADY LUCIFER HAS A GUN TO HIS HEAD CAN’T WE JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND AND LET HIM BE HAPPY GOD

already chloe is shook and scared bc she loves him so much

now lucifer is intrigued hm and so am i

LUCIFER STANDING UP FOR WOMEN IS MY AESTHETIC I LOVE THESE LITTLE MOMENTS

oh now he’s all “hey man we can work something out” 

AW LUCIFER THINKS HE’S A GOOD PERSON

oh 

i should have seen where that was going

I JUST WANTED LUCIFER TO LOVE HIMSELF THAT’S ALL I WANTED

i guess we’re not there yet

that was badass tho

i was just thinking that we must have missed something about the package

who are these people

OH NO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO CHLOE IN THE TRAILER I’M SCREAMING

were we supposed to recognize those things

lucifer is having an ocean contemplation shot is this the bachelor orr

“really” she says not disappointed at all 

HONESTLY I’M BITTER RIGHT NOW I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA KEEP GIVING US SLOW BURN BUT LIKE AW

one step forward two steps back i guess

“you deserve someone worthy of you and that’s not me” I’M CRYING THAT’S NOT TRUE BB

“that’s not what i’m saying” “i know that’s what i’m saying” WHY DOES HE LOVE TO SUFFER WHAT THE HELL I’M SAD

LUCIFER THERE IS NO ONE BETTER THAN YOU

oh my god he’s just listing why he loves her

her middle name is jane?? this is cute

“ur special and i’m.... i’m not worth it” OH GOD YES YOU ARE

OBH MNYUIAHGREJKL;

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WHAT OAIEKLW;’

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THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL

I’M TAKING A PIC AND PUTTING IT ONAERF[

MY WALL I WAS GONNA SAY AND THEN THEY KISSED AGAIN

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I’M SCREAMING AND HYPERVENTILATING WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I’VE EVER SEEN 

IT WAS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PECK AND THEN SHE LEANS IN AGAIN AND CUT TO TRAILER AND I JUST

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it really is christmas guys :’)

i don’t know what to say i love thioajefkls;d’

YES WE JSUT GOT A DECKERSTAR KISS AND THEN WE GOT LIKE FIVE MORE IN THE TRAILER IT’S CHIRAMTMIOAL;’

i love you guys i love this show i’m signing off and watching the bachelor which is never going to be this romantic :’)

[subversivesmile]

☰

x | Munday Meme Extraordinaire

☰ - Fun random fact about the mun!

Every time someone asks me a random fact I immediately forget all facts about my life.

No, I’m kidding. Or well, I’m not, but that’s not really a great random fact. So instead I’m going to go with my latest achievement. Yesterday evening I finally beat Tyranny after ~31 hours of play (according to Steam), which is a god damn accomplishment because I NEVER finish games. Like I’m the sort of person who plays a game for a while then gets distracted by another one and never comes back to finish the first. Of course, it also doesn’t help that I’m really bad at a lot of genres, so it’s just difficult for me to beat games in general. RPGs (whether CRPGs or more mainstream ones), like Tyranny, are probably just about the only games I ever beat, since they require just time rather than skill (especially since I usually play at relatively low difficulties so I can feel OP).

In fact, I’d guess that I’ve beaten less than 10% of the games I’ve played, and 5% of the games in my Steam library. Since I’m now curious, I’m going to go through and list the ones I’ve played, and bold the ones I’ve beaten, so that I can come up with an ACTUAL percentage.

For the record, all RTSes or multiplayer titles will be left out unless they have a single player campaign, in which case, that’s what I’m referring to by whether or not I’ve beaten the game. (example: Heroes of Might and Magic 3 is well-known for being a great tactics game, but it also has a complex campaign line made up of multiple branches that come together for a story. Since I’ve not beaten it (though I’ve been periodically replaying it over the years), I can’t consider the game ‘beaten’ even though I’ve won quite a few normal games against the AI on easy difficulty.

Abzu

Age of Empires II

Age of Mythology

Age of Wonders III

Antichamber

Aquaria (gotten so close, like probably 80%, but then got stuck)

Baldur’s Gate

The Banner Saga

Bastion

Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons

Brutal Legend

Chroma Squad (got SOOO close. Got to right before the final boss battle, then my game glitched and wouldn’t let me continue, and it was so disheartening I haven’t gone back. I know the bug’s fixed now, so I’ll probably replay it someday, but...)

Cinders (though I’ve only gotten one ending out of like 7+)

Costume Quest

Costume Quest 2

Cthulhu Saves The World (main campaign only, not the new game+ mode)

Divinity: Original Sin (so many attempts made, but it’s better with two players, and that always leads to the other person I’m playing with losing interest, or scheduling conflicts for play sessions, or whatever.)

DLC Quest (this game is less than two hours long so I’m not sure if it counts, but.)

Dragon Age: Origins

Dragon Age 2

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Dust: An Elysian Tail

The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim (hahahahaha. ha. h a.)

Epistory: Typing Chronicles (got to a point I’m just not good enough to progress, sadly. fucking amazing game though.)

Evoland

Forced Showdown (have beaten the first campaign, not able to beat second one yet. I probably will never be good enough for that, though.)

Gravity Ghost

Guild of Dungeoneering

Hatoful Boyfriend (gotten one ending. that’s enough.)

Heroes of Might and Magic III

Hunie Cam Studio (have beaten it and gotten the highest ranking of dick trophy, if I recall correctly.)

ittle Dew

Knights of Pen and Paper (beat it on mobile before it was the +1 edition, have not cleared all the new content that’s been added since)

Lego Marvel

Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga

Long Live the Queen (is it even possible to beat this game without a walkthrough...)

lumino city

Magicka

The Marvellous Miss Take

Mass Effect

No Man’s Sky (have not reached center of the galaxy, due to spending time grinding out the language of one of the aliens, which I did fully complete.)

Ori and the Blind Forest

Paper Sorcerer (almost done with, I think)

Party Hard (beat it a bit after release, have not beaten the new content that came out since.)

Pillars of Eternity (probably would have beaten if it I didn’t keep restarting the damn game every time. I’ve beaten the first act once, and the first 3-5 areas probably a couple dozen times...)

Putt Putt Goes To The Moon (beaten this probably hundreds of times as a kid, plus a few times as an adult)

Putt Putt Travels Through Time

Rack n’ Ruin

Recettear: An Item Shop’s Tale

Renowned Explorers: International Society (have beaten the release version a couple times, have not beaten the new content)

Reverse Crawl

Saint’s Row IV

Scribblenauts Unmasked

Seduce Me the Otome (no judging pls.)

Shadowrun Returns

Shadowrun Dragonfall (I got really far then lost a bunch of progress, I forget why, and didn’t feel like doing the same missions I’d just done. Someday I’ll play it again and beat it.)

Snakebird

Solitairica

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Stacking

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic (unfortunately I can’t get the resolution fix to work on my current computer, so playing this is reserved for when I visit my parents, since it works on their computer. thankfully, I can transfer my save file easily via email.)

Stardew Valley

thomas was alone

To The Moon

Transistor (someday. some fucking day)

Trine

Trine 2

Tyranny (still planning new playthroughs to finish the game with all 4 endings possible)

UnEpic (I think this is beatable and not JUST roguelite?)

War for the Overworld

The Witcher

The Witcher 2

The Wolf Among Us

The Yawhg (have played through to the ending once, have not gotten other endings.)

So, I’ve played 74 out of 276 games in my library. Of those 74, I’ve beaten.. 23 of them, or 20 if you consider only getting one ending in a visual novel to be cheating (which is probably true to be fair). >_>

...That’s actually not as bad as I thought, all things considered.

Not included on the above list, games I’ve played very very briefly and either lost interest in or was too bad at:

Assassin’s Creed (can’t remember which one I played, but I gave up and switched ot watching the movie versions on youtube)

Ascendant

Batman Arkham games (see Assassin’s Creed)

Broken Age

Final Fantasy.... 13, I think. I hated the stupid ‘stars on battle’ mechanics because, due to my OCD, I could NOT handle not getting 5 stars. like I’d just keep trying the same battles over and over and over again and not getting 5 stars and getting frustrated and just. It was probably the game I’ve hated most of all time.

The Magic Circle

Mass Effect 2 (someday I’ll get around to this again... And then ten years later I’ll get around to 3...)

Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor

Pony Island (not sure how far I got, but someday I’ll come back to this)

Portal

The Witcher 3 (the FoV makes me sick and it’s not worth the effort to mod the files, since honestly, it’s a bit gorey for my tastes anyway. I’m STILL mad I can’t refund this since the steam refund policy came out a day too late...)