#ti jebe???

[bugtheories]

Já když náhodné měnění pravidel u druhého termínu zkoušky

[mychlapci]

what the fuck is this why is this in the bathroom

[bitchforaboyband]

been gatekeeping Bojan screaming Ona into a pillow for long enough

[sunset-synthetica]

I hate Czechs so much

[region-of-dalmatia]

vojko v fuckers

[aristotels]

gledan slike...pa mislin o okupatorima, i novin i starim, onima ča bacaju bombe i ruše, i mislin na šta bi parija moj grad da počnu pucat, i na šta bi parila lučica, šta bi bilo od brodova, šta bi bilo od borova na marjanu... pa prah i pepeo... da pitaš čovika na ulici reka bi ti da bi mu srce puklo, da bi uzeja pušku i krenija u rat... A isti taj čovik ne vidi da su tu već kandže zabili ovi šta ne ruše - a ne, suprotno, grade, grade i uzimaju od nas i polako se šire... "uništavaju našu kulturu" ma kakvi sirijski imigranti, na krive ljude misliš mali čoviče, na krive se ljutiš, nisu nepalci ni indijci tu da ti uzmu šta imaš, ne zanima njih to, nego zapadni svit šta nosi bile košulje i rukavice i dijamante...koji kupuje zemlju koji diže cijene koji tira dućane i svit iz grada radi turizma...onih koji su napravili takvu situaciju da ljudi bogami i nemaju šta radit osin apartmana...i ja kažen da se moramo rišit tog jebenog turizma, i pitaju ljudi pa šta bi ja da oni rade umisto toga - jel ima kakva tvornica, jel ima kakva škola, jel ima ičega drugog, a da plaća da se more živit, i šta ću in ja reć osin da eto, nema...pa jel ima koja druga opcija osin tog zapada šta nas financira i drži ka ekonomsko roblje, oće nas istok uzet...? ma neće ni oni, jebe se njih za nas... a da se svi opet ujedinimo i budemo naši, to je moja vira, a onda opet kako, pobogu, kako, od čega da mi preživimo...balkanska federacija od čega da gradi i stvara, kad je zapad uzeo sve, pokupovao za siću, uzeo i donija svoje...i još ga slave...čoviku uzmeš nogu, daš mu protezu i on ti zafali...pa o čemu mi pričamo...isusa je proda juda za škude...

[tijanatasmaric11]

show us your ass without those panties

Evo jebe mi se tacno da ti bilo sta pokazujem

[leaskisses444]

oleksii (ukrajinac, programer) je luzer i idiot, ne mogu ga vise ni gledat (duga priča, posto je tipicni prepotenti seljak)

🎀💕🩷💞💘manueeeel🎀💕🩷💞💘 ... slusaj...

mi smo imali grupni rad iz njemackog i djecaci su bili u ne parnom broju pa je luka rekao "ej manuel idi ti sjedni tamo [kod mene]" kao u onom teasing tonu. imali smo neki workshop (opet u grupama) i fazon je bio da loptice razlicitih boja izlete i koju dobijes to ti je grupa. ja sam dobila plavu lopticu i manuel je stojao kraj mene i gledao koju sam ja dobila samo da bi on uzeo drugu plavu lopticu s poda. ZNACI BOZE. kad smo igrali nesto na engleskom prije uskrsa bio je opet samnom u grupi i morali smo pogadjat, sta god da sam ja rekla on je podrzo iako nije imalo smisla. sjedila sam u busu i prijateljice su me natjerale da mu posaljem snap I POGLEDAO JE U MN KAD MU JE DOSLA OBAVIJEST AL JE PRAVO BULJIO. (nije mi otvorio snap). sjela sam jednom sa njim u busu i cijelo vrijeme dok smo pricali o školi govorio je kako sam prepametna kako mi sve dobro ideeeeee. AAAAAA. danas smo imali nekakav turnir iz odbojke. inc su kod nas djevocice i djecaci odvojeni na tjelesnom ali s tim sto je pola djevojcica otislo na plivanje s drugom profesoricom oni su odlucili da pomijesamo. pravilo je bilo 2 cure u grupu djecaka al smo mi danas ne paran broj pa sam ja bila sama. iz zajebancije kazem prijateljicama "ej zamisli budem s manuelom na timu". TO SE DESI. pobijedili smo svaki set i ne mogu vjerovat da ovo govorim AL JE TAKO HOT KAD SERVIRA. dao mi je par puta pet nakon sto smo pobijedili I RUKE SU MU MEKANE I VELIKE UGHRHHSVFBWB

uglavnom. imam dilemu: jedna druga prijateljica mi je rekla da njena komšinica (osmi razred..) pise sa manuelom.. ja predpostavljam da ta mala samo pretjeruje (kao nije razgovor, on joj samo odg zato sto je ljubazna) AL NE ZNAM NE ZNAM LEA BOGAMI NE ZNAM

AJMEEEEEEEEERRR

OKEJ NACI MANUEL

OKEJ OKEJ, NACI PRVO CUTE ONO SA LOPTICOM OMGGGG!!!!

AAAAAAAAA SJEDILI STE ZAJEDNO I REKO TI JE DA SI PREPAMETNA I DA TI SVE IDE (istina frfr) OMGGG TAKO TREBAAAAAAAA (jebes ukrajinca, manuel je taj zasad )

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH PREPRECUTEEEE OMGGG!!!!! NADAM SE DA BICE TU NESTA

(ma jojjjjjj, ne znaci to nistaaaaa, vjv on to radi iz ljubaznosti jer hello!? ima tebe hahah

omg updejtaj me cim se desi nestaaaaa, ovo me bas zanima hiihihihi

[moja--nesmrtelna]

Moja nesmrteľná - Kapitola 9

/toto je slovenský preklad my immortal, nie som autor tohto diela, len ho samozvane prekladám/

AP: prestante flamovať ok! Nectila som vstk klhy! Tot je z filmou ok tkže to neje moja vina ak dublrod nadava! Mimo POVEDALA SOM žE HO BOLLA HLOVA! A dovod prečo snap nema rád harryho teraz je preto že je krsťan a vampír je satanista ! MCR KMENE!

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Bola som tak naštvaná a smutná. Nedokázala som uveriť že ma drako podvádzal. Začala som plakať opierajúc sa o strom kde som to robila s Drakom.

Vtom z ničoho nič muž s červenímy očami a žiadnim nosom a všetkím začal lietať ku mne na metle! Nemal nos (prakticky Voldemort vo filmoch) a bol v celom čiernom, ale bolo jasné že nie je gotický. Bol to…………Voldemort! 

,,Nie!” kričala som vo vystašenom hlase ale potom Voldemort zakričal ,,Impérius!” a nemohla som utiecť.

,,Krucijus!” kričala som na neho. Voldemort spadol z jeho metle a začal kričať. Bolo mi ho ľúto aj keď som sadistky, tak som prestala. 

,,Eben.” kričal. “Ty musíš zmárniť Vampíra Hrnčiara!” 

Premýšľala som o Vampírovy a jeho seksi očiacha jeho gotickýck čiernych vlasoch a to ako jeho tvár vizerá ako Džoul Maden. Spomenula som si ako Drako povedal že to nerozumiem, a pomyslela som si t, čo ak drako chodil s Vampírom predtím než chodil so mnou a potom sa rozišli? 

,,Nie, Voldemort!” kričala som späť. 

Voldemort mi dal pušku. ,,Nie! Prosím!” žobráčila som.

 ,,Ty musíš!” he yelled. “Ak tak nevikonáš, budem musieť zmárniť tvojho ľubného Draka!” 

,,Ako si to vedel?” opýtala som sa ho prekvapením spôsobom

Voldemort mal pohľad typu tak-ti-jebe na svojej tvári . ,,Mán kinetolózu.” odpovedal kruto. ,,A ak nezmoríš vamíra , tak vieš čo sa stane Drakovi!” kričal. Potom nahnevane odletel na metle. 

 Bola som tak vystrašená a nahnevaná že som nevedela čo mám urobiť. Zničohonič drako prišiel do lesa.

,,Drako!”povedala som. ,,Ahoj!” 

,,Ahoj.” povedal ale jeho tvár bola celá smutná. Nosil biely podklad a neporiadnu očnúlinku trochu ako pentagram (chpt) medzi Džoulom Madenom a Džerardom Cestou.

,,Si oukej?” opýtala som sa. 

,,Nie.” odpovedal.

,,Prepáč že som na teba bola celá nahnevaná myslela som si že ma podvádzaš.” vyhostila som. 

,,To je oukej.” povedal celý depresívnya šli sme do Rokfórtu spolu robiac sa von.  

[mychlapci]

2013 flashbacky... oughh kde he ten akira gif

[nekonvencionalna]

mrzim uzdrzavanja.

od cigareta.

od nezdrave hrane.

od toksicnih momaka.

od alkohola i po koje buksne.

od skrolovanja po instagramu.

generalno mrzim uzdrzavanja jer mislim da samo jednom zivimo i da je kliseidno ziveti po pravilu.

ali nekad sve te lose stvari te ucine da se osecas zivim iako si posle njih samo jos gore.

e pa mrzim uzdrzavanja zbog da mi posle ne bi bilo gore.

volela bih da mogu da radim sve te stvari i da me boli uvo.

da nemam ponos.

da sad odem kod njega.

da mi se jebe.

da mu pustim poruku i da konacno posle dve godine mi objasni neke stvari.

stvari koje meni ne bi bile bitne a tako su mi bitne…

mrzim da se uzdrzavam od stvari koje me toksicno privlace a totalno me sputavaju

kapirate sta hocu da vam kazem

sigurno me totalno kapirate

ali nekad mora…

ako si resio i zamislio ambiciozan zivot i ako verujes u Boga ( bilo sta)

to nesto te svaki dan stavlja na test.

ti testovi su bokserski dzak koji te pripremaju za borben zivot, ako hoces lagan zivot verovatno ti to ne bi bila iskusenja

ti biras koji su izvori tvog dopamina

da li brzinske toksicne stvari ili neki vid zdravijeg zivota

[adisharoney]

a ni ti momka vala, da jebe majku

[cgtagapandalucia]

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#somosderock🤟🏽

[eruverse]

This is a summary of an article written by Peter B. Golden in 2000 (plus my own notes) on Mongol conquest of Turkic peoples. The Turkic people have migrated and settled in many places throughout Asia away from their historical homeland around Altai mountains and Western Mongolia even before the rise of Mongols, but the Mongol conquest produced the last in a series of realignment of Turks into a shape that we know of today. Definitely, as we’ve known, this construction wasn’t only about further migration of Turks (whether they fled the Mongols or relocated under Mongol command) but also about a lot of intermixing between the two that produced Turko-Mongols which these days are typically known as just Turkics.

Alternatively, this list is called 'Mongolia's Turkic harem' lol. He really travelled all the way from his homeland to the far west to capture all the Turkics and add them into his fold. I don't know if he managed to get absolutely ALL of them, like, did he?? But even if he didn't, the list still stretches long so he really did an astounding job.

The explanations in this list might not be fully correct but I tried my best!!

So, starting from the first Turkic people to submit or come into contact, they were:

The Keraites, in 1203. It’s unclear whether they were actually Mongolic or Turkic, or maybe a mix as they had formed a lot of coalitions with the Mongols even before the rise of Mongol Empire. Toghrul Khan of the Keraites was a bloodbrother or anda to Yesugei, Chinggis Khan’s father. Sometimes they would be in conflicts with Chinggis Khan’s party, but in general the Keraites were allies.

The Önggüd, in 1204. They were descended from the Sarts who in turn were descended from the remnant tribes of Western Turkic Khaganate. Many of them were Nestorian Christians and later they would become Mongolized.

The Naiman, in 1204. Again it’s unclear whether they were Mongolic or Turkic, with some saying they could be Mongolized Turks or even Turkic speaking. The Naiman Khanate tho was located around Western Mongolia so I think they were significantly Turkic leaning. This group would prove quite a pain to the Mongols as one of its member, Küchlüg, ran to Qara-Khitai realm in order to flee them and married a royal princess. He would then usurp the Khitan throne and was later defeated by Mongol general Jebe. The Naiman would later be absorbed into Mongol and other newer Turkic groups like Kazakh.

The Yenisei Kyrgyz, in 1207-8, along with other forest and forest-steppe peoples such as the Altay Turks. The Yenisei Kyrgyz dwelled along the Yenisei river in Siberia, with the core of their homeland in the mountainous area of what is now Tuva. The Yenisei Kyrgyz would be subjected to displacements that ultimately brought some of them into the confines of Moghulistan where the final ethnogenesis of modern Kyrgyz of Kyrgyzstan took place, involving other Turkics and Mongols. Today the Kyrgyz speak a Qipchaq branch of Turkic language. Must be noted that there are other groups that descended from Yenisei Kyrgyz such as Khakas people in Khakassia and Altai people in Altai Republic (both in Russia).

The Qocho Uyghurs as initiated by Barcuq who submitted in 1209 and was accepted as “the fifth son of Chinggis Khan”, with a Chinggisid bride being married to him sealing the ties. Qocho Uyghur was a state founded by Uyghur refugees who fled the destruction of Uyghur Khaganate after being driven out by the Yenisei Kyrgyz. The Uyghurs were favored a lot and due to their capabilities rose to prominence under Mongol Empire and served in far-flung territories under Mongol dominion like Yuan and Ilkhanate. In time, the Qocho territory would pass into the house of Chagatai.

Qarluq Turks, in 1211, who were one of the primary constituent elements of Qarakhanid state in Central Asia. Some of the prominent figures in this group were even given Chinggisid brides which showed that Chinggis Khan was adamant in binding the important Turkics to him. The Yuan-Shi, or Yuan era historical work, records Kublai explaining to a Korean ruler and his son that the Uyghurs and Qarluqs held the first rank among the subject kings because they had submitted first. Anyway, the Qarluqs, who were once also part of Göktürk Khaganate, had links to the Uzbeks and modern Uyghurs with the two speaking Qarluq branch of Turkic languages.

Qipchaqs/Polovtsy, and the Qangly who are purpoted to be related to the Qipchaqs, were particularly problematic toward the Mongols. The Qangly had contacts with the Keraites and Naimans who were foes with Chinggis Khan and that's probably why they were targeted. The Qipchaqs also granted refuge to Merkid princes in 1217-19 or earlier (we all know the Merkids were as good as archenemies with Chinggis Khan) and it was said that this event brought about the first military encounter between the Mongols and Qipchaqs. The Qipchaqs also allied with the Rus against the Mongols in the famous Battle of Kalka River in 1223 which ultimately brought the Mongols into the heart of Russian realm and the territory of Cuman-Qipchaq confederation after their defeat. Afterward, the Qipchaqs would be entered into Jochid ranks in Golden Horde or elsewhere the Mongols wanted them, with the others butchered or fleeing as far as possible either as slave soldiers, local aristocracy (in Rumania and Moldavia) or even as important component of the Second Bulgarian Empire. The Qipchaqs finally perished as a group by 1241-2 but would survive as components of the Baskirs, Uzbeks, Turkmen, Karakalpaks, Kazakhs, Kyrgyz, Altai, Nogays, and Crimean Tatars.

Khwarazmia which comprised large parts of today's Iran, Central Asia, and Afghanistan. It was a Persianate state of Turkic mamluk origin, with mamluk being a term that denoted non-Arab slave soldiers and freed slaves who were assigned military and administrative duties. Mamluk states were born from slaves who climbed ranks, which meant they weren't originally of nobility. Anyway, Mongol enmity with the Khwarazmians that peaked in 1219 with an invasion started when the latter killed a Mongol-sponsored caravan of Mongol-sponsored Central Asian Muslim merchants who also happened to be intel. Anyway, killing or mistreating Mongol ambassadors or envoys is basically a no-no and this gives the Mongols a permission, as per nomadic rules, to ravage the culprits along with their collective group.

Volga Bulgars, who were finally defeated in 1236. They were a Muslim group who spoke an Oghuric branch of Turkic language. In time, Volga Bulgaria would be included into Kazan Khanate, being one of the successor states of Golden Horde.

Seljuks of Anatolia/Rum who were defeated at Köse Dağ in 1243 and became tribute paying vassals to the Mongols. In time, they would pass into the Ilkhanid dominion and kept at chokehold until its eventual disintegration. Rum itself had started to weaken even before the Mongols took it in, and along with its and Ilkhanate's dissolution numerous Anatolian beyliks (statelets) would take shape with Ottoman Empire ultimately rising from one of them.

[aristotels]

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Baš san išla udrit đir marjanom

I tako na putu sa mobitelom

Uslikam par slika da pošaljem djevojci

Slovenki

Iz ljubljane, gradska cura

Iz te slovenije

A kad sam jednom išla na neki grupni izlet

U sloveniju

Išli smo ja, jedna cura iz splita, lik iz trogira

I jedna iz imotskog

I kad bi nas slovenci pitali odakle smo

Mi smo svi rekli iz splita

Čak i oti iz trogira

Jedino je ta iz imotskog govorila iz imotskog

Ko da oni znaju di je imotski

Jebe se njih za imotski

I nas su slovenci vozili preko granice

I mi smo tu prvi put vidjeli travu

Polja trave, zelene trave, mala brdašca

Vijugavu cestu, sa strane tu travu

I mi smo svi gledali kroz prozor

I govorili vidite, trava, prava zelena trava

I slovenci su nam se smijali, od dragosti

Pitali kako nikad nismo vidili travu

Pa jebeš me, di ja da vidim travu

Osim one u kesici, one šta ide u rizlu

Jebate trava, zelena trava

Kako smo je gledali

Ko da je oćemo pojest

Ko irci kad su ih oni šupci inglezi izgladnjivali

Mi ih molili da otvore vrata, te slovence

Da se odemo kotrljat po toj travi

Zelenoj travi

Da se vratim na poantu

Prolazim pored tih dalmatinskih borova

I uslikam par fotografija, da joj pošaljem

I gledam, kako da pošaljem

Ta žgoljava, žilava stabla

Nefotogenična

Uvik zelena, tamno zelena, sa iglicama

Češerima, šiškama

Šta padaju

I ako jednog dana izbije požar

Odosmo i ja i marjan i split u pičku materinu

I šta će ona misliti, kakva su to stabla

Šta stoje, preživljavaju

Kakva stabla takav narod

I slikajem ta stabla, polako, do prve vode

Plaža sa kamenčićima, kamenjem

Na koje čovik more i sist

Kakva će druga plaža i bit u dalmaciji

Naravno plaža sa kamenjem

A tako mi i volimo, kad odemo na pješčanu plažu

Psujemo i govorimo

"Jebem ti pijesak

Uđe ti u šlape u šugaman

U auto, po sicu, po podu

Nemoš ga se nikako rišit"

Bene još kako tako i mogu proć

Kad sam bila mala znali smo ponekad do Duća

Eto tamo ima pijesak

"Jeben ti pijesak" ukratko

Mantra svakog dalmatinca

I sjednem tako na plažu

I ta stabla oko nas, i more, jadransko more

Nemoš ga falit

Upalili nedavno gentlemen od guya ritchija

Loša serija, stali nakon treće epizode

Al u prvoj sceni ide granica turske i sirije

Sa mediteranom u kadru

Nemoš ga falit

Ma nemoš da se na glavu okreneš

Sa cestom i borovima, ma ko u nas

Ja mislila to negdi u nas snimano

Eto cesta ko magistralom do ploča

Ma točno takva cesta

I točno takvo more

More koje stoji, more ko ne ide nigdi

Mirno, ponekad burno

Pogotovo kad okrene na jugo

Kad i mi isto popizdimo i okrenemo

Kakvo more takav narod

Šta će ona mislit o tim stablima

Pa oni takva stabla nemaju u sloveniji

Nemaju u ljubljani

A nemaju ni more

Ma nemaju, imaju veće plaće doduše

Al eto more nemaju

Ma imaju onih dvadeset metara

Al ne u ljubljani, a ovo je ipak o njoj

Slike, kakve da pošaljem

Prorijeđena stabla, ostalo od potkornjaka

Svi smo se bavili tim potkornjacima

Žilava stabla

(Kakva stabla takav narod)

Ništa ne raste osim kadulje ružmarina

Lavande

Naravno i brnistre

Po kojoj je grad i dobio ime

Ma poslat ću joj ta stabla

Neka vide kakva su

Neka vidi i kakva sam ja

Doduše ni žgoljava ni žilava

Ima mene i previše, ja i stabla

Obujmom oko struka isti

Al sa voljom da preživim i da rastem

Tamo di ništa ne raste

Eto

Kakva stabla

Takav narod