#tmagp rp

[samama--khalid]

fast gay hedgehogs!

That's Alice's sonicsona

Yes she had one no i will not elaborate

[collinbecher]

the wires bleed collin

You dont think I know that?

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

gwennnnnn do not blind yourself

Why not?

[teddyvaughn1975]

Hello, it’s a pleasure to join this lovely hell.

After Alice pestering me to start tumbler, going on how “fun” and “crazy” it is. Especially on about some creepy needle guy or whatever is interacting with the others.

I just finally gave in, so here I am.

Probably going to post about bear facts after I get situated with my search of a job.

-Teddy Vaughn

[lena--kelley]

As some concerns have been raised, the OIAR would like to make it clear that we take our employees’ health and safety very seriously. I personally see to it that all provided food and beverages are up to health and safety regulations and consumed on site.

Certainly, none of our employees are in any sort of “grave danger”, despite what some rather eager sources might say to the contrary.

The exact nature and purpose of this misinformation are of course classified, but they are untrue. This is all you need to know. Do not ask any more questions.

Sincerely, Lena Kelley, direct manager of the Officer of Incident Assessment and Response

[needles-needles]

*steals my axe back while fr3 d1's distracting you

-@collinbecher

DONT TOUCH MELLIE!

[original-elias-bouchard]

We breaking universe boundaries? 😘

-@needles-needles

oh hey

[s4m4m4-kh4l1d]

NO, ALICE, FOUR CUPS OF COFFEE ARENT TOO MANY. IM JUST TRYING NOT TO GET FIRED

[eye-love-you-darling]

[From: alicedyer-s-her-hair@yahoo.com]

[Subject: work]

[Time sent: 03:47]

hey pookie bear

not going to be at work for a while dont worry bestie i still love you

ive got sick leave for about a week so might as well use that up (missing you girliepops ;])

alice

[From: lenasneweyes@oiar.com]

[RE: work]

[Time sent: 04:44]

Hello, Alice.

Thank you for notifying me of your absence. However, the OIAR policies require any use of sick leave to be provided with a reason.

Sincerely,

Lena

[samama--khalid]

Knock knock!

Is anyone here?

Oh my god, what now?!

[collinbecher]

“Alone”

Do you mean with Sam 👀👀👀

NO. I mean ALONE

[gwen-dolyn-bouchard]

FR3-D1 messaged me about worms, what happened?!

-@samama--khalid

Someone threw worms at me! And now they’re all over the office and computer servers!! And for some reason in my flat?!!

Also something is dripping…

[teddyvaughn1975]

Fun Bear Facts!

Most bears can stand on their hind legs and even walk on them in small distances. They often stand on their hind legs for the sake of getting a better view or a whiff of a scent.

-Teddy Vaughn

[4lice-d13dr]

a more serious post than usually, I guess?

Sam, you're starting to worry me, I won't give details, we're all on this app after all, but you should think about what I told you and not get into too complex matters.

[needles-needles]

ITS MY FAVOURITE SPIKEY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

🥰

You know other spikey guys? Are you gonna introduce me! Love to give them all hugs to see who’s sharper!

[gwendolyn-bouchard1999]

bitchard the sequel part 2 electric boogaloo

Not really sure what you mean, but I'll make sure to follow the steps of my family.