#to twitter or using twitter in general lol)

[httpsserene]

𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐩 (𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩) | 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 | 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐨𝐧

summary: a random man breaks your phone and runs away before you can even yell at him. he becomes your archenemy when you learn that you lost hundreds of photos of your children. and by “your children”, you mean pups—seal pups.

pairing: alex albon x seal specialist! fem!black!reader

from, serene: do not post any gifts you get on social media. that's how people get robbed /srs. i'm trying to make my reader's have different personalities but i think i failed with this one. i'll try on the next smau. happy reading, loves xxx

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messages • yn -> coral (yn’s coworker)

twitter • alex_albon

twitter • sealteamsix

messages • max please unmute us gc -> alex

twitter dm’s • alex -> yn

messages • yn -> coral

twitter dm’s cont. • alex -> yn

messages cont. • yn -> coral • alex -> max please unmute us gc

igstory • seallygirlyn just uploaded!

[caption1; optimus prime being a very brave boy while being weighed][caption2; cutely decorated suspicious packages are about to be unboxed. if i'm inactive just know alex_albon is responsible!]

alex_albon: his name is optimus prime 🥹🤧 seallygirlyn: it's adorable right? seallygirlyn: when he first got rescued he was fighting with another pup named megatron, so the naming was easy lol

coral: that looks like a lot more than an iphone 🤨 seallygirlyn: i told him to keep it reasonable! but i fear he went too far,,,

user: wow he was really serious about finding you. lwk kinda sweet. it's giving loverboy. 🤭 seallygirlyn: loll don’t read to far into it! he’s just a generous guy ☺️ user: if you say so….

messages • yn -> coral • twitter dm’s • yn -> alex

instagram • seallygirlyn • august 26th

liked by alex_albon, georgerussell63, coral, and 17,364 others

seallygirlyn when you ask a man to replace your phone that he broke, he might buy you the newest phone and a bunch of other things (you told him not to get !!) you can't buy my favor, yk? fish says thank you for the stuffie. thank you from me too, alex_albon. this is seriously too much to give for a broken iphone.

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seallygirlyn: going to miss using a flip phone lwk...tysm alex_albon i made it look all pretty in the basket in hopes it fixes your lightly ruined public image

➥ alex_albon: am i forgiven? ➥ seallygirlyn: i already forgave u alex, i told you this 🙂 ➥ alex_albon: just wanted you to say it where everybody can see it! they're still slandering my name ➥ seallygirlyn: you can replace my phone and my dying ipad but, you can never recover my lost seal photos :( ➥ alex_albon: i will pay for your icloud storage from this point forward until my dying breath ➥ seallygirlyn: i need that in writing with a signature ✍️

coral: i told you alex is a good guy! that's why he's been my favorite since f2!!!

➥ seallygirlyn: he's been moved from biggest adversary to occasional nemesis status ➥ alex_albon: that's improvement, i'll take it! thanks for supporting me from before the start, coral! dedicating my next points to both of you! ➥ coral: imgoingtofaint 😵‍💫

georgerussell63: ah. this must be why alex made me pay for his mcdonalds the other day. he spent all of his money on you

➥ alex_albon: GEORGE PLEASE 😟😣 ➥ user1: george is such an instigator. he lives to stir shit up i swear ➥ user2: russell, george. professional cockblocker extraordinaire.

user3: it's a little odd that a man would buy a woman he has no romantic interest in so many expensive gifts....

➥ user4: lol these gifts aren't expensive. the cost was nothing to him, he's an f1 driver and she's nothing compared to him 😒 ➥ user5: jealous little girl alert user4 🚨 ➥ user6: she's nothing compared to him? the woman who works tirelessly to rehabilitate seal pups and release them back into the ocean—the woman who's actively conserving the ocean and protecting marine life, is nothing compared to him? the man who drives an f1 car in circles? try again, girly. you're just jealous any RESPECTABLE man wouldn't give you the time of day. ➥ user7: CLOCK IT ➥ user8: read you like a book user4 🤣

user9: you have an orange cat named fish 🥺

➥ seallygirlyn: yes! isn't he the sweetest boy to ever exist? ➥ user9: i'd kill for fish 🫶🏻

user12: fish and his stuffie are the cutest!!!! i just wanna bite him

➥ alex_albon: not as cute as seallygirlyn ➥ seallygirlyn: ...who asked you? are you calling fish ugly?? ➥ alex_albon: what? NO !!! i was calling you cute?! ➥ user13: that was difficult to read ngl ➥ user14: mission failed. we'll get 'em next time.

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[flodaya]

and it genuinely just makes zero sense to me because once she becomes a mother or gets married she can still and likely will act... and get award noms... and wins. i can't wrap my head around people going so hard acting like her career is over once she has a ring on her finger or a child. this is not your neighbor down the street who will be a stay at home mom and lose her identity in motherhood, this is an a list celeb who has all the money and help in the world A N D a partner who has literally expressed the desire to be the one staying home with their kids. its really really bizarre to act like she's going to lose her identity as an actress or her career will go down the drain if she has a child

"a partner who has literally expressed the desire to be the one staying home with their kids" trophy husband fr🥺

no but seriously, i mean is there really any doubt that the issue is that she will in all likelihood experience all these milestones with Tom and not whichever is their current favorite white boy of the month on twitter?

idk i'm sure there is also a layer of generational trauma of women because all the women that came before us were forbidden to work so we are now in a 5th wave of feminism (if we can still call it that) overcorrect but then you have comments like "finally she is out of London" which just make it so clear the issue is Z's choice of life parnter lol

[2sw]

hey guys. I don't mind people reposting my gifs on other sites to express their own love for sam, I love to see it actually, but please do not use mine for archive/gif accounts. thanks xx

[neorouxls]

This is what the dumbass Flowey age discourse looks like to me

[oceandiagonale]

been re-reading the whole series once again and i noticed in the comic where gene is talking to lusamine does... does she ever figure out her husband has been living on the Bean Minigame Island this whole time? does GENE know that??? we never get a resolution to this plot point in-game! (i know it's pretty inconsequential to the plot rn but it's just fun to think about)

OH MY GOD I NEVER POSTED THAT HERE, ONLY ON TWITTER. LIKE FOREVER AGO.

no, gene never told lusamine about mohn -- ingo is the first faller he's ever told their backstory!! 😳

BUT tbf there's that one cutscene at the end of the game where Mohn shows up at the aether foundation and lusamine + gladion decide to let him go without telling him he's their family, so it takes the dilemma out of gene's hands a bit FKJSDJKF

(text + images from the post so people don't have to go to twitter; post is from november 18 2020):

"okay so like... I legitimately don’t know whether my oc should tell lusamine that mohn’s just... chilling on an island or let her find out the same way as the USUMO postgame scene. It’s one thing to have no control over it in the game, but in my own drawings I have a choice...

seriously is it even right to have generic /tell/ mohn "hey I have information about your past. would you like to know it or live in ignorant bliss? is this why the player character in gen 7 doesn’t have the option to tell her either skjdhfskdjhf"

[ainiblossom]

🧛Crowley Eusford and Ferid Bathory Barbie Meme🧛

[presdestigatto]

the nost absurd take I saw was the person saying carlos did everything he could to help charles get.....

the pole in monaco

yes the pole. not even the win. the pole.

i saw that too 😭😭😭

u cant even argue with them, they are trying to crucify charles and saying they lost respect for him for being… angry that carlos disobeyed pre-established team orders (and not even for the first time!) they genuinely see charles as a doormat who is supposed to roll over for carlos. carlos’ mother can call charles an honourless rat & carlos can like posts slandering charles on main but god forbid charles get angry in response to carlos’ on track behaviour

“holding charles accountable” i think they should hold carlos accountable for being outqualified and outraced 5 races in a row

and just to get it out here, i cannot stand the narrative that carlos has the right to disobey the team because they didn’t renew his contract. acting as if ferrari owes him lifelong employment, and like, i know he’s a millionaire but he’s still getting paid, in the millions 💀 they also gave him his only poles and wins so really………

[statementlou]

Praytell what's your Louis tattoo! If you don't mind sharing?

I love sharing! In early 2018 me and @homosociallyyours got matching ankle triangles with a little bee over top of it, which is funny now because the bee as a symbol for being a louie almost immediately stopped being a thing and now on top of that is now used to mean something else in some louie circles: but that's fine because the tattoos were conceived around the fact that both parts have multiple meanings for us both so whatever happened would be fine... and I have my tri-ankle for Louis :) But the triangle plus bee would have screamed LOUIS TOMLINSON to fans at that time if any saw it I probably wouldn't have got a smiley anyway, but it wasn't even a thing then lol. Like he had his tattoo(s) but it had not become his literally trademarked Thing like it is now, the first glimmer of that was when he used it for test merch (which never saw the light of day) and then he really brought it in for show visuals and real merch later.

[astrolotte]

augh . this show

[inky-snowdrop]

The news of his death in both the Original and Alternate Timelines weighs heavily on Kung Lao's mind... As does the fact that Original and Alternate Raiden are demi-gods. His dour mood only intensifies when Raiden is selected by General Blade to join the Kombat Kids on their mission to the Charred Mountains.

It is fortunate that Raiden is far too innocent to recognize his boyfriend's concern for what it truly is...

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[gravityqueen]

the gamingedit tag is in shambles

[doodlingwren]

It's again that time of the week where I have to go and report the spam and/or porn bots from the tags I follow because every time I see one of their posts on my dashboard I die inside a little bit

[liltaireissocute]

TWITTER FOR NO GRIEVOUS!!!! and a full art lol

Twitter

[docnukes]

I should probably mention I'm more active on Twitter/X...at least somewhat more active on there than here, so here's links

Twitter; https://x.com/DOCNUKES

NSFW 🔞 Twitter; https://x.com/FREAKNUKE (make sure you have age in bio!!!)

[loafeebuns]

omg you have a Tumblr!! I've been seeing your art on twitter (i don't have an acc i just sneak some peeks on my browser) since the colon rating demons april fools video :D and OMG. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH OF A COOL EPIC BEING YOU ARE.

because of you I've been so interested in humanizing gd levels (no fr) it's definitely bc of your incredible art and the april fools video that i unironically ship kenos and zodiac humanized (i call them kediac)

i love this side of the community, like sure there's the creators and the players but there's us, the creatIVES, the people who write fics and make art about gd, and i think it's really special!?

i don't know if you're active here much but i just wanted to get this out as a fangirling moment :DD

ps: i have a note on my phone called "attempting to make a timeline for kediac" where i essentially made a whole ass story for them, complete with timelines, like what was 2023 me on

HIII??? OMG I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE CHECKIMG TUMBLR AND AGDHDHHD MY HEART OMGMGMG,, THANK YOU SO MUCH?? It’s so insane to me how much reach it was able to get to like,, LIKE U SAID US PEOPLE WHO LOVE AND THINK ABOUT LEVELS AND THE WORLD AND MAKE ART AND FICS AMD AGHH and I’m so- SO happy it was able to reach out to you as well!! I think I’m programmed to where I’ll instantly start to keyboard spam at any mention of Kenos and Zodiac,,so I would SO LOVE to know more about yours!!! In general I might be more active on tumblr for rambles, lore dumps, etc BECAUSE IVE BEEN SO INPIRED AS OF LATE AND ITS CUZ OF THIS SMOL, NICHE, BUT AMAZING COMMUNITY of artists 🥺💖💖💖 TYSM AGAINNN

[milkbreadtoast]

someone called me 1 of their fav twsb artists....🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹