#toilet control

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[sickandbatty]

Wanna show someone how devoted I am for them by letting them use me however they wanted. Piss in my holes, fuck me so rough im a crying mess, anything they wanted me to do.

[omo-queer]

don't mind me over here thinking about how much fun it would be to train someone so they couldn't voluntarily pee without my permission

[jackherrington]

Visited her at work just to shove her face in a toilet and piss on her

[youre-in-big-trouble]

Are you peeing? 🤭🤭

-🥟

it. came out so slowly, but i couldnt make myself stoppppp

so so so fucking good

[mari-lair]

predator of the sea

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

The ocean is really going to war with billionaires rn

First the orcas coming for their yachts and now Titanics ghosts are taking a swing?

[quarterprioritymidnight]

doom days: complex, thought-provoking song providing an outspoken critique on the current political climate

bastilledan:

[innovatorbunny]

i really dislike how hanako has a very natural reaction to watching the very first friend he's made in 60 years and the person he fell in love with get kissed and taken away by a person who causes him constant grief and guilt... and is made fun of by the writing for it. really not a fan.

[kittytheartist]

these two control my life at this point

[planeclaw]

𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛

𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛 (𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚘𝚐?) 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎 (𝚒 𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍) 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚙𝟹 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚛-

𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

[sickandbatty]

Huge fanasty here, Brat taming but with piss(light cnc maybe?)

Basically your subs being a brat about drinking water during a hold and of course you’re just so worried about their health. Eventually you get tired of this and take them to the bathroom. Their used to having to watch you piss while thier holding so they don’t question anything and kneel by the toilet. Suddenly you force their mouth open gently, “C’mon sweetie you could’ve had your water”,you tease lightly as you start to piss in their mouth and on their face. Once you’re finished you make them either lick up your mess or push their face down and fuck them in the puddle of your piss.

[coolxatu]

i saw this on twitter the other day

[sar3nka]

Tmi

The "I refuse to shit at someone else's place" mindset is ruining my life I need to stop taking laxatives 💀💀💀💀

[immortal-dreamer]

Quick musing but this is your friendly reminder that just because kids like something does not mean it’s “brain rot” or “a sign that we as the human race are doomed”

Maybe instead of immediately jumping to the worst assumption, try investigating into the things children like and give them a chance. Especially if you work in a place where children are constantly at like schools.

[mari-lair]

Just curious, but what your thoughts and feelings of hanakou

I think hanakou is amazing, I love them so much it makes me look stupid! They are easily my favorite ship that doesn't involve Teru, Akane, or Aoi, and their view of each other is fascinating!!

People don't really pay attention to them and a lot is lost. My favorite thing is how Hanako impacts Kou's relationship with supernaturals, how Kou impacts Hanako's relationship with trust and hope, and how they both serve to sabotage each othert.

I am too sleepy to properly gush about them, but as a tiny example, think of Mitsuba's introduction arc. Hanako would normally take care of Mitsuba himself, he believes there is no future for the dead after all, but he trusts Kou, Kou makes him have hope, so he let him deal with it in a more gentle way that goes against his usual beliefs.

That's what started one of Kou's main arcs: A decision Hanako made from respect for Kou's own beliefs. Which was only possible cause Kou went to Hanako for advice for exorcism in the first place.

I have an entire draft on them that I really need to finish and edit

I am well aware they aren't canon, but I'm still very sad Aidairo just... pushed them aside when there is still so much to explore.