#tom mayberry

[staghunters]

Backstage shenanigans

(and before you ask: yes you can hit someone in the face by launching a shoe at them with your foot. I speak from personal experience) (also it is a fun game)

[hellaversepolls]

Tournament Poll: The M in FMK (2024)

Competitors (60): Adam, Agent One, Agent Two, Alastor, Alessio, Andrealphus, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Blitzo, Carmilla Carmine, Cash Buckzo, Charlie, Chazwick, Cherri Bomb, Cletus, Collin, Crimson, Emberlynn, Emily, Fizzarolli, Glam, Glitz, Husk, Katie Killjoy, Keenie, Lilith, Loona, Loopty Goopty, Lucifer, Lute, Lyle Lipton, Mammon, Martha, Millie, Mimzy, Moxxie, Mrs. Mayberry, Niffty, Paimon, Rosie, Saint Peter, Sallie May, Sera, Sir Pentious, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Susan, Tom Trench, Vaggie, Valentino, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox, Wally Wackford, Zeezi, Zestial

I also came up with a “gun to your head” style scenario for this tournament if that makes the voting process easier for people that want to vote but aren’t really romantically attracted to any of the characters.

SCENARIO:

You have an unpayable debt to a higher power. The only way the debt can be forgiven is if you marry one of the listed competitors for at least 1 year. The debt you've accrued has made you unkillable, even by your own hand. Pick whoever you'd be able to tolerate for that length of time. You can choose to either divorce or continue the marriage once the year is over, but your unkillable status disappears after the 1st year as your debt has been written off.

Voting rules and match lists under read more.

VOTING RULES:

Feel free to spread as much propaganda for your choice as you like if that’s your thing, as long as you remember the following:

- Please Don’t Threaten/Promise to Compromise the Safety of Yourself or Others (Example: “If [x] doesn’t win I will shoot myself”, “If you don’t vote for [y] I’m going to doxx you”, etc.). I cannot imagine anyone actually getting heated enough to do this, but if you’re thinking about it, please don’t :)

- Please try to avoid being racist/transphobic/etc in your propaganda (and like in general, but here is a good start).

- Please try to avoid writing anything extremely graphic (read: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” levels of shit).

I’d appreciate it if we could avoid bot-spamming in the votes.

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ROUND 1:

Section 1:

Martha vs Stella

Adam vs Stolas

Mrs Mayberry vs Rosie

Cash Buckzo vs Crimson

Lilith vs Millie

Lucifer vs Moxxie

Cherri Bomb vs Vaggie

Blitzo vs Chazwick

Section 2:

Beelzebub vs Charlie

Valentino vs Vox

Fizzarolli vs Verosika

Asmodeus vs Vortex

Emberlynn vs Mimzy

Agent One vs Alastor

Loona vs Lute

Section 3:

Agent Two vs Velvette

Alessio vs Zestial

Carmilla Carmine vs Susan

Striker vs Wally Wackford

Glam vs Zeezi

Cletus vs Lyle Lipton

Emily vs Keenie

Husk vs Sir Pentious

Section 4:

Barbie Wire vs Glitz

Collin vs Tom Trench

Katie Killjoy vs Sera

Andrealphus vs Paimon

Niffty vs Sallie May

Angel Dust vs Saint Peter

Loopty Goopty vs Mammon

[purrpleowl]

Because the thought won't leave my mind, I decided to put it in a notes doc and now it's your problem

What kind of pony from mlp each hellaverse character would be:

Hazbin hotel:

Charlie: alicorn

Lucifer: alicorn

Vaggie: pegasus

Angel: earth pony

Husk: pegasus

Sir pentious: earth pony

Cherri: earth pony

Nifty: pegasus

Alastor: unicorn

Vox: unicorn

Valentino: unicorn

Velvette: unicorn

Carmilla: pegasus

Zestial: unicorn

Rosie: earth pony

Missi zilla: earth pony

Skull guy: unicorn

Travis: pegasus

Vox's assistant: earth pony

Baxter: earth pony

Katie Killjoy: unicorn

Tom Trench: earth pony

Sera: alicorn

Emily: alicorn

Adam: alicorn

Lute: pegasus

Saint Peter: pegasus

Lilith: alicorn

Helluva Boss:

Blitz: earth pony

Millie: earth pony

Moxie: earth pony

Loona: earth pony

Stolas: unicorn

Stella: unicorn

Octavia: unicorn

Paimon: unicorn

Andrealphus: unicorn

Vasago: unicorn

Asmodeus: alicorn

Queen Bee: alicorn

Mammon: alicorn

Fizz: pegasus

Verosika: pegasus

Striker: earth pony

Vortex: earth pony

Chaz: earth pony

Glitz & Glam: pegasus

Wally Wackford: earth pony

Sallie May: earth pony

Barbie Wire: earth pony

Crimson: earth pony

Cash: earth pony

Keenie: pegasus

Cletus: pegasus

Collin: pegasus

Deerie: pegasus

Agent one: earth pony

Agent two: earth pony

Miss Mayberry: earthpony

Martha: earthpony

Loopty Goopty: unicorn

Lyle Lipton: unicorn

Emberlynn: pegasus

[thebunniesgrim]

Ok so like part 1 go to part one for context

3!

Clothing!

But they don't say alot about her to me it's just a crop top with Mickey Mouse buttons and torn pants. Also it's just plain black :/

Lol her outfit is so black she camouflaged into the background of the wiki I nabbed these pictures from...

Anyway with Moxxie's outsit I looks professional and business ready he even looks like music conductor.

I'm not sure how I'd dress millie, but I think I'd make her outfit less black add more colors to compliment the red of her skin

you know?

I suppose the ripped pants show that she's rough

Maybe put her in practical clothes or she still wears clothes like how she did when she still lived with her family

But I honestly think viv is better at designing male characters they look awesome in they're outfits. See look

helluva boss characters

Male Female

Idk about you but it seems like the Male character look more appealing and to me

The male characters get more detailed they're seen in brighter colors they just look better

And don't get me wrong Sally Mae and verosika are a definitely a slay and a bucket of paint but they're outfits are SO boring to me

Even fan fav loona her outfit is very boring to me it's just shorts and crop top... if she's so goth and rebellious why are her clothes so normal?

If Blitzo and Stolas were women how different do you think they'd be? Or would viv do what she did with Angel Dust and said step the female protag for the more popular male counter part maybe Moxxie or Fizzarolli (if introduced earlier) would be helluva's Angle Dust.

( I think Fizzarolli is already hellua's Angel Dust after the Fizzarolli eps for S2 are done I think alot of people are going to stop watching. )

Also is it just me or does viv use brid logic for her character designs?

Like male birds or colorful and female birds or dull and gray

Because most of the female characters in Helluva have like 2 or maybe 4 colors

Millie is mostly red and black. She also has buttons, a tooth gap and a tattoo. Also very few white spots with how violent and rough she is I'm surprised she doesn't have more

Moxxie has black, white, yellow and whatever off blackish blue color his suit jacket is. Moxxie also has freckles, his bow tie, his buttons. It's just more detailed

What I'm saying is male characters are just better designed even Vortex has way more detailed than loona... wait

You know what!?

Even Beelzebub!

Bee and Loona have the same fucking outfit! Just different colors, and Loona's shorts has distress on the bottom and they're crop tops have different straps but other than that pretty much the same outsit to me!

OH LOOK!

Even the sinners! like lyel and loopty look way better than Mrs./Ms. Mayberry

Mrs. Mayberry is just in the outfit she died in but her hair is a different color and her clothes torn this there's barely anything to her old job as teacher

And it's not like she didn't have time change clothes she was in hell long enough for Martha to recover with should have taken at least a while

And lyel and loopty just came with they're outfits and what I'm assuming is they're ship.

And this isn't just helluva boss it's hazbin as well vaggie and Charlie's outfits are so boring to me

Like

Pilot

Official (I think)

I even personally think Katie Killjoy, Tom Trench, Cherry Bomb, and Sir. pentious

are also victims of this lets be honest with each other Tom and Pentious have better designs that Katie and Cherry. (I mean with they're respective person like Tom and Katie and Pentious and cherry. I'd pick cherry over tom and so would Tom)

I mean come on Charlie's outfits is literally just bell hops uniform! Where's her glam! The spark?

4.

Small character quirks!

Like how moxxie has that possum thing going

Or Stolas botany thing

Or Blitzo's horse thing

Or Blitzo breaking his phone

Or Blitzo being sleazy

Or blizto being mean

Don't mean make her like Apple Jack from my little pony where country is a part of her personality. I mean what she had a small smoking thing or she had a random thing about gum flavors. It seem only important characters get little hobbies or interests.

But yeah! That's just stuff I'd change or add to make Millie even better than she already is

[kathyprior4200]

Meet the 2P characters of HH/HB

Property of Helluva Scribe/Kathy Prior 42

Reverse Locations:

 Haven Hotel (Opposite Hazbin Hotel)

Holy Halo City (Opposite Pentagram City)

E.L.F. Headquarters (Opposite I.M.P. Headquarters)

Humility Halo (opposite Pride Ring)

Charity Halo (opposite Greed Ring)

Chasity Halo (opposite Lust Ring)

Kindness Halo (opposite Envy Ring)

Temperance Halo (opposite Gluttony Ring)

Patience Halo (opposite Wrath Ring)

Diligence Halo (Opposite Sloth Ring)

Woo-Hoo Land (opposite Loo-Loo Land)

 Currency: souls (Hell) spirits (Heaven)

    Haven Hotel:

 2P Charlie Magne/Charlie Morningstar – Coercea Eveningstar (has a crush on Adam the Exorcist, teal suit, black hair, sharp fangs, violent, evil, prideful)

 2P Angel Dust – Devil Grit (dark fur, hates sex, straight)

 2P Alastor – Stalaro (blue and white, cowardly, sad, loves dubstep and sex, Techno Angel, loves sweets and tea)

 2P Vaggie – Phalla (loves men and hates to fight)

 2P Niffty – Klutzy (lazy, rude, gluttonous, lesbian, water/ice powers)

 2P Husk – Core (white cat, friendly)

 2P Valentino – Valentine

 2P Vox – Nil

 2P Velvet - Ashen

 Lucius and Lilian – Coercea’s angel parents, counterparts of Lucifer and Lilith

 2P Travis – Sivart

 2P Egg Bois – Hatchlings

 2P Baxter – Baker (the artist/animal lover, uses science for good)

 2p Crymini – Joymaxi the Heavencat popstar

 2P Mimzy (miserable and flimsy) – Jueva (joyful/strong)

 2P Sir Pentious – Bold Egull (bald eagle angel) (originally Anguis/snake)

 2P Cherri Bomb – Berri Blossom

 2P Razzle and Dazzle – Pub and Chub (Coercea’s rocker cherub lackeys, creepy babies)

 2P Katie Killjoy – Catie Carejoy

 2P Tom Trench – Ron Wrench

 2P Helsa von Eldritch – Seraphia (fiery angel princess bird)

 2P Seviathan von Eldritch – Enochsera (fiery prince)

 2P Rosie – Violeta

 2P Roo – Moo (cow, instead of and kangaroo trash-loving, hungry, Australian demon) likes vegetables and being proper

 2P Molly – Holly

 2P Fat Nuggets – Thin Tenders (Devil Grit’s boar)

 2P Adam and Lute – (Eva and Harp white anti-exorcists)

   Heavenly Boss: (in order of appearance)

 2P Blitzo – Docile

 2P Moxxie – Tirred

 2P Millie – Timmid

 2P Loona – Sunna

   2P Eddie – Ellie

  0 0 0

 “Savior Family”

 Mrs. Mayberry (good alternate universe)

 2P Jarold – James

 2P Ralphie – Ralph

 2P Martha – Mary

  0 0 0

  “Woo-Hoo Land”

 2P Octavia – Quartet

 2P Robo Fizz – Bio Rizz

 2P Wally Wackford – Sully Serious

 2P Fizzaroli – Rizzafoli

 2P Queef - Feeuq

 Additional characters: Azrael, Samael, Flora, Veronica (good Verosika) and Lord Menadel

  0 0 0

 “Autumn Intact”

 2P Verosika - Veronica

 Kiva Perdera

 Kiva Perdera’s cherubs

 2P Vortex – Portal

 0 0 0

  “D.I.A.B.L.O.”

 2P Lyle Lipton – Kyle Kipton

 2P Loopty Goopty – Straight Nate

 2P Cletus (C.H.E.R.U.B.) – Erebos (D.I.A.B.L.O)

 2P Collin (C.H.E.R.U.B.) – Devvin (D.I.A.B.L.O)

 2P Keenie (C.H.E.R.U.B.) – Dammna (D.I.A.B.L.O)

 2P Deerie – Doe-Doe

 0 0 0

  “Sowing Sun Festival”

 2P Striker – Soother

 2P Joe – Max

 2P Lin – Min

 2P Sallie May – Polly Pax (deaf, expert in sign language)

 Lord Menadel

 2P Billie May, Willie May, Tillie May, and Killie May (Millie’s siblings) – Polly Pax, Molly Pax, Holly Pax, Jolly Pax, Dolly Pax ( “Tolly” Timmid’s siblings)

 0 0 0

 “Lying Inductees”

 2P Agent One (D.H.O.R.K.S.) – Agent Negative One (C.H.A.R.M.E.R.S.)

 2P Agent Two (D.H.O.R.K.S.) – Agent Negative Two (C.H.A.R.M.E.R.S)

 0 0 0

  “Uri’s”

 2P Asmodeus/Ozzie – Archangel Uriel-Uri

    0 0 0

 Future/other characters:

 2P Barbie Wire – Holly Dove

 2P Cash Buckzo/Blitzo’s Father – Deferent

 2P Tilla/Blitzo’s Mother – Allie

 2P Joe and Lin – Max and Min

 2P Andrealphus – Damabiah (65th duck-like angel of the 72 angels, opposite of Andrealphus, representing sun and summer)

 2P Crimson Knolastname - Turquoise

 2P “Rosa” Knolastname/Moxxie’s Mother – Teal

 2P Chaz Turman – Zach (letters mixed)

 Additional characters: Azrael, Samael, Flora, Veronica (good Verosika), Jesus Christ, Mother Mary, Archangel Michael, Archangel Raphael, Archangel Gabriel, Archangel Uriel, Archangel Jophiel, Archangel Zadkiel, Archangel Metatron, Archangel Sandalphon, Archangel Chamuel, Adam, Eve, Cain, Abel, Lord Menadel etc.

[bunnywand]

updating the list of bands i've got into with the first ones for this year, and i forgot i never posted my 2023 list?? 😧

not the biggest year for discovering new artists to listen to, but the ones i got into are Rly good so that's what counts 😁💕💕

january: joanna newsom

february: silver state, oingo boingo

march: mike & the mechanics, tom robinson band

april: kali uchis

may: llouix

june: the corrs

july: cyndi lauper

august: the byrds, adults

september: lauren mayberry, get wrong

october: -

november: felicette, evanescence

december: -

a couple of these (cyndi lauper, evanescence) were artists i was already into, but did more of a ~deep dive~ into, and another couple (llouix, lauren mayberry) were artists from bands i was already into starting doing solo stuff.. overall a p cool year for finding new music!! ☺️

[raving-raven-writing]

Thanks for the tag @lucky-bishop

1. Three Ships: Geez, that’s hard, only three? Well, let’s throw these out there then: Murphamy (Bellamy and Murphy from the 100--not canon but whatever, I could see them being a pair, same as Murven being endgame), LJ/Osweiller from Snowpiercer (underrated ship, had potential but I feel like all the train drama kind of ruined it since they picked different sides), and Sterek (again, not canon, but a lot of people seem to ship them. I love the chemistry between these characters, but personally prefer it as platonic, but that’s just me.)

2. First Ever Ship: Well, the first ever ship that I really remember loving was Klaroline from TVD.  3. Last Song: Warrior of the Mind--cast from the musical Epic. I haven’t seen the musical but I keep hearing the song everywhere on social media.   4. Last Movie: I think the last movie I watched was a re-watch actually of The Babysitter on Netflix. It’s a Netflix original I believe, and has the sequel The Babysitter: Killer Queen. 5. Currently Reading: I am re-reading the Rot and Ruin series by Johnathan Mayberry. If you like zombies and TWD, I’d suggest it. In this world they even made playing cards of certain legendary zombie hunters or legendary zombies. Also, the main characters are brothers Ben and Tom--and I love some brotherly relationships! I’d take that any day over romance. 6. Currently Watching: As I type this, I am on the third last episode of the final season of The Walking Dead. I’ve come this far in the show so of course I have to see how it ends.  7. Currently Consuming: Nothing at the moment. Just water I guess. 8. Currently Craving: Something sweet, but something salty too, but not something that is both salty and sweet.

No pressure to do this if you want, but I guess I will tag: @oswidower @gohoubi @dastardlydandelion @caleb13frede @jossambird @bendthecanon @queenlydias And if any of you have been tagged already, sorry to tag you again.

[healthyfamz]

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[wikiuntamed]

On this day in Wikipedia: Monday, 14th August

Welcome, こんにちは, Bienvenue, Bienvenida 🤗 What does @Wikipedia say about 14th August through the years 🏛️📜🗓️?

14th August 2022 🗓️ : Event - 2022 Yerevan explosion An explosion destroys a market in Armenia, killing six people and injuring dozens. "On 14 August 2022, at 13:23 local time, a large explosion took place in the Surmalu shopping centre in the Armenian capital of Yerevan. It caused widespread destruction and fire, leaving dozens of dead and injured. The explosion killed 16 people and injured 63, with nine missing as of 20 August...."

Image licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0? by Давид26

14th August 2018 🗓️ : Event - Ponte Morandi The Ponte Morandi bridge collapsed in Genoa, Italy, killing 43 people. "Ponte Morandi (English: Morandi Bridge), officially Viadotto Polcevera (English: Polcevera Viaduct), was a road viaduct in Genoa, Liguria, Italy, constructed between 1963 and 1967 along the A10 motorway over the Polcevera River, from which it derived its official name. It connected Genoa's..."

Image licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0? by Davide Papalini

14th August 2013 🗓️ : Event - August 2013 Rabaa massacre Security forces raided two camps of supporters of the ousted Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi in Cairo, leading to the deaths of at least 595 civilians. "On 14 August 2013, the Egyptian police and armed forces under the command of General Abdel Fattah el-Sisi raided two camps of protesters in Cairo: one at al-Nahda Square and a larger one at Rabaa al-Adawiya Square. The two sites had been occupied by supporters of President Mohamed Morsi, who had..."

Image licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0? by Amsg07

14th August 1973 🗓️ : Death - Fred Gipson Fred Gipson, American journalist and author (b. 1908) "Frederick Benjamin "Fred" Gipson (February 7, 1908 – August 14, 1973) was an American writer and screenwriter. He is best known for writing the 1956 novel Old Yeller, which became a popular 1957 Walt Disney film. Gipson was born on a farm near Mason in the Texas Hill Country, the son of Beck Gipson..."

Image licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0? by Pholley1941

14th August 1923 🗓️ : Birth - Alice Ghostley Alice Ghostley, American actress (d. 2007) "Alice Margaret Ghostley (August 14, 1923 – September 21, 2007) was a Tony Award-winning American actress and singer on stage, film and television. She was best known for her roles as bumbling witch Esmeralda (1969–72) on Bewitched, as Cousin Alice (1970–71) on Mayberry R.F.D., and as Bernice Clifton..."

Image licensed under Fair use? by Unknown

14th August 1817 🗓️ : Birth - Alexander H. Bailey Alexander H. Bailey, American lawyer, judge, and politician (d. 1874) "Alexander Hamilton Bailey (August 14, 1817 – April 20, 1874) was an American politician, a United States representative and judge from New York. ..."

Image by Mathew Benjamin Brady

14th August 🗓️ : Holiday - Christian feast day: Jonathan Myrick Daniels (Episcopal Church) "Jonathan Myrick Daniels (March 20, 1939 – August 20, 1965) was an Episcopal seminarian and civil rights activist. In 1965, he was killed by a special county deputy, Tom Coleman, who was a construction worker, in Hayneville, Alabama, while in the act of shielding 17-year-old Ruby Sales. He saved the..."

[hitchell-mope]

Hypothetical titles for season seventeen of 88

Golem. Season premiere. Part one. Drummond is bequeathed a Golem in his biological grandparents will. He doesn’t want it. So he hatches a plan to offload it.

Yosemite. Season premiere. Part two. Lysander’s continued effort to befriend Drummond puts his life in danger when he offers to help deliver the golem to an old contact of Drummond’s. First appearance of Tom Holland as Roxas “Yosemite” Winchester.

Dull. The team works a cold case from ten years ago when a victim turns up having been killed in the exact same way. Guest starring Nolan Gould as Dahl Kramer.

The long and short of it. Devon has to intervene when Jonah accidentally resurrects William Shakespeare after Andy teaches him how to safely use a ouija board. Guest starring Mat Baynton as William Shakespeare.

The man makers. Part one. The team investigates a cult in a Long Island suburb comprised of mothers who endorse a long disproven Roman belief about masculinity.

Rampage. Part two. A college senior freely admits to killing all the women in his family six years after they’d subjected him to the machinations of the suburban cult.

New Rochelle. Findlay and Sidney go undercover to protect a sitcom star from an assassination attempt. Guest starring John Mulaney as Eugene Mayberry III and Elizabeth Olsen as Charlotte Linter.

What do you need? Findlay takes it upon herself to help an engineering prodigy that took control of his family’s business building after repeated mistreatment from the staff. Guest starring Graham Phillips as Clyde O’Bannon.

Watch the queen conquer. Findlay heads to the Cabal Academy in Russia to deliver a speech on gender equality as a favour to one of Barnaby’s old dorm mates. Guest starring Dara Renee as Naomi Morris and Cobie Smulders as Diocese.

Alakazam. While Findlay’s in Russia, Drummond, Odessa, Coleman and Solaris get trapped in an old board game Gideon was combing for hexes.

Exhumed. Findlay finds herself at odd with Donovan’s ghost and and Celestine when she blocks a protest group who want to dig up Donovan’s body to enact alleged reparations.

Christmas at the White House. Midseason finale. Part one. The DuPont family invite the Five Families to the White House to celebrate Bethany’s final Christmas as president.

The Vice President. Midseason premiere. Part two. Bethany DuPont is offered a new role at the White House by the incoming president. First appearance of Adam Beach as Marcus Marley.

The presidential oath. The Five Families are invited to Marcus Marley’s inauguration as the first male president of the United States of America.

Bad to the bone. Findlay’s fiftieth birthday is coming up. So Sidney conspires with Tatum Mercer to get her a starring role in a music video that Emerson Davenport is making for charity. Guest starring Aubrey Plaza as Tatum Mercer and Chris Pratt as Emerson Davenport

Butterball. Findlay finally relents on her “no pets” rule and allows Jonah to buy a puppy. Especially when she finds out that Zoey’s terrified of corgi’s.

Those who get left behind. Birch bars Findlay from talking to the parent of a teenage boy who killed himself because of her downright atrocious bedside manner.

Brimstone and treacle. Findlay is called as a witness in a competency trial focused on her family’s old nanny. Guest starring Neve Mcintosh as Fiona Abernathy.

Complications. The team is tasked with protecting a senators pregnant daughter after word gets out that her mother had sold her daughter’s first born child to bag the election. Guest starring Alan Cumming as Rumplestiltskin

Extended family. The 400th episode. In this two hander, Lisette Christensen and Drummond have a long talk about jewellery, family and birthrights. NOTE: this episode is a synchronous episode, taking place at the same time as Complications

Suited and booted. Season finale. Part one. Drummond, Andy and Caine set off for the south of France. Features the return of Tom Holland as Roxas Winchester.

Stowaway. Season finale. Part two. Drummond is incensed when he discovers that Jonah’s snuck aboard the plane and refuses to go back home.

Watch the master at work. Season finale. Part three. Drummond’s team lands in the south of France and immediately runs afoul of the smugglers they intend to steal from. Guest starring Matthew Broderick as Ulysses Haven, Alan Ruck as Ulysses’s husband Wallace and Nathan Lane as their enforcer Torvald Macher.

Blood emeralds. Seasons finale. Part four. Drummond enacts a final, last ditch attempt to nab the emeralds right from under Macher and the Haven’s noses.

[olehswift]

Maisie, Scooter (Lauren Eve Mayberry, in sense of that she cared about it), Keane (Balls, Crystal Sky, Crystal Ball, Dolphns (Digging Montage)--Chumscrubber (Chinook)--MCh--1338, etc)--my wife, as it seems, asks me not to bomb London preventivelly, but ii will have to do it if there will be any further worsening in what we discussed--it's likely to be tomorrow, during her appearance (As it was in Canada)--so that's why I said that this problem must be resolved once and forever, because otherwise I will have to strike London with ABombs and other stuff, so the rest of people of England will have to rely on their smartphones (Own devices) Kill Joe Alwyn, this is all that I can advice to you, otherwise I will have to erase London sooner or later With Boris Johnson, Sunak, we don't need bigger knife, we don't need another 21 in this sense. 45 days, add up to 66 (FF, for fun, Oleh White Swift Alison Horodnitskii--66 (Of Gold--88)), you will get 111--three 1 in row--each time new Premier But guys, we pretty sick of Conservatives, I WILL HAVE TO LAUNCH MISSILES IF THERE WILL BE ANNIE FURTHER COMPLICATION Partially because of Grace OH--158--sum is 14 by itself OWH--WHO--23815--sum is 19--another 19 I am not kidding when I am saying that I will erase London with flame, if I will have to do it. Cara, Maisie, Lauren, Tom (Chaplin), I am sorry to say it--but that's about your government too. If USA wants me to destroy capital of UK in such way--this is the way, because I will do it.

[hellaversepolls]

also updates for the "most fuckable hellaverse character" poll tournament

TLDR: tournament rules for voters will probably be posted tomorrow and then Round 1 polls will start being posted from Friday to Monday. Everything below just describes how I set the tournament and whose competing.

(this is a long post so I'm gonna cut here):

I calculated the results from this poll and found that despite how the results look, 50.1% of votes wanted some kind of categorical system for the tournament versus the 31.5% that wanted it to be totally random. Of the "Yes" options, the most popular option was separating the tournament by Gender alone, so here's the category winning titles:

Most Fuckable Hellaverse Character (in general)

Most Fuckable Female Hellaverse Character

Most Fuckable Male Hellaverse Character

As far as I know, there aren't any canon non-binary characters in the hellaverse. If I'm wrong about this, please let me know and they'll win "Most Fuckable Non-Binary Hellaverse Character" by default.

Having said, I had a few self-assigned rules when creating the rosters:

Every character must be 20 years old AT MINIMUM because it's an even number and it weeds out any weird/gross "barely 18" nonsense (sorry Octavia, you're too babey)

Only characters that have been shown in my previous FMK posts will be competing (sorry Baxter and Arackniss, I don't know you yet)

Only characters that have shown up in episodes/shorts for "Helluva Boss" or "Hazbin Hotel" are allowed to compete (sorry Vassago, you've only shown up in the trailers)

If you think any of these rules should be changed/more rules should be added, please let me know and I'll consider it.

That being said, here's a list of all the competitors:

Female (28): Agent Two, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Carmilla Carmine, Charlie, Cherri Bomb, Emily, Glam, Glitz, Katie Killjoy, Keenie, Lilith, Loona, Lute, Martha, Millie, Mimzy, Mrs. Mayberry, Niffty, Rosie, Sallie May, Sera, Stella, Susan, Vaggie, Velvette, Verosika, Zeezi

Male (31): Adam, Agent One, Alastor, Alessio, Andrealphus, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Blitzo, Cash Buckzo, Chazwick, Cletus, Collin, Crimson, Fizzarolli, Husk, Loopty Goopty, Lucifer, Lyle Lipton, Mammon, Moxxie, Paimon, Saint Peter, Sir Pentious, Stolas, Striker, Tom Trench, Valentino, Vortex, Vox, Wally Wackford, Zestial

I've also decided that, rather than posting all 29 of the "Round 1" polls in one day (which sounds like a sensory nightmare of notifications), I'm going to instead post the all the polls by section over the course of 4 days (basically I'd be posting like 7-8 polls a day, which seems far less egregious). I think I'll make a post of tournament rules for voters tomorrow and then start posting polls on Friday, so please stay tuned!

[my-fall-from-grace]

tom my beloved

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Art dump

If you saw any of my previous posts about me, ignore the missing arm and grainy effect, I decided to remove that as it was dumb. Also, we got phantter, a crappy redo of that one vine with the guy who almost dropped his croissant, and my ice mayberry cortex, neo's twin sister. She is almost exactly the same as her brother, just tends to be more cold towards foes and friends alike, and is also a flower specialist and weaponist.

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Blank meme by @jamiemediaprincess

Curly, @jamiemediaprincess ‘s Helluva Boss OC as Jen

Octavia (Helluva Boss) as Kira Fat Nuggets (Hazbin Hotel) as Fizzgig Deerie (Helluva Boss) as Jen's master Mrs. Mayberry (Helluva Boss) as Aughra Cherubs (Helluva Boss) as the Mystics Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) as SkekUng Striker (Helluva Boss) as SkekSil Vox (Hazbin Hotel) as SkekZok Tom Trench (Hazbin Hotel) as SkekShod Lyle Lipton (Helluva Boss) as SkekAyuk Velvet (Hazbin Hotel) as SkekEkt Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel) as SkekTek Loopty Goopty (Helluva Boss) as SkekOk Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss) as SkekNa

Supai, Detective88′s Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss OC as SkekSo

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

for Wachowski Book Night: the works of Terry Pratchett (I think Tom would consider Sam Vimes one of his two role-models as a cop, the other being the sheriff of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show)

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