#tomatokiller

[chibi-lena]

So today I had to make pastasauce with my sister because we're adult human beings, and we do adult stuff, but I couldn't find a thing to open the can with tomatosauce, so I found a knife and started hammering it into the tomatocan untill it made a hole, and then did it one more time, making tomatosauce slat out of it and onto me, so I was standing with a knif in my hand and covered in tomatosauce. I told my sister she had to be my witness if anyone walked in so they wouldn't think I killed somebody...

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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[kdlig]

Chop!Chop! #tomatokiller