Yesterday my school had a performance for tongan language week and this kid sitting next to me was playing PLANTS VS ZOMBIES ON HIS PHONE, like, first of all DISRESPECTFUL. Second, THE PERFORMANCE IS OPTIONAL YOU CAN JUST GO ENJOY YOUR BREAK SOMEWHERE UH NOT HERE, and third, THEY'RE FRIKKIN DUMB LIKE BRO THEY JUST PLACED PEASHOOTERS EVERYWHERE AND LIKE 3 SUNFLOWERS AND AND THEN THEY WERE MAD THEIR PHONE RAN OUTTA BATTERY LIKE UH DESERVED.
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๐๐ฅ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ฌ ๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐: In which Jey invites one of his friends over,and it just so happens to be your fuck buddy.
๐ ๐ซ๐ถ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐๐
Dilf!&Older! Jey x Cheating!Reader x Older! Tama Tonga
๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐๐๐๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ, ๐๐ญ ๐ ๐จ๐๐ฌ: In which after a match Roman gets very tired, so what better way to relieve his stress then by giving him head ?
๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฐ๐: In this case,Roman wants to reward his top and favourite student for passing a hard test so he invites his assistants to help. In his words โ Every good girl deserves a prizeโ
๐๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก, ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ !: In this situation youโre the babysitter of Tamas kids. You have a crush on both Tama and tanga so one day you decide to wear a short skirt just to rile them up.
Roman: *sighs, frustrated*
Triple H: Do you need some help?
Roman: Nah, just taking care of some family stuff.
Triple H: Well, as your wrestling dad AND head of creative, maybe I can help you with Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa -
Haku: AHEM.
Triple H: Never mind, kid, you're on your own.
Happy Birthday to WWE Hall of Famer Rikishi!! ๐ฉธ๐ค (father of the Usos and Solo, cousin of Roman). Literal living legend. From being part of the โBSKโ, the โSamoan Swat Teamโ, โThe Headshrinkersโ and โToo Coolโ to giving us Jimmy, Jey and Solo he has given us as wrestling fans so many memories, and many more to come as he runs his own wrestling school in California! His contributions to the wrestling industry should not be understated or underappreciated.
Side note: Tons of superstars were born on October 11th. Rikishi, Tonga Kid, Dusty Rhodes, Rhea Ripley, Ricochet and more!! ๐๐
Okay, every time I watch RAW/Smackdown I start wondering who's a valet and who's a dominant out of the new(er) guys and who's paired up and who's single... Indulge my curiosity, pleeeease? ๐
This is pretty much my default setting LOL - I exclusively judge wrestlers based on how they fit in the valetverse, so will I indulge? Absolutely!!!
Raw Roster:
(Let's start with the easy ones)
Cody Rhodes (valet) is still married to Randy Orton (dominant) but they've since divorced from Ted DiBiase Jnr. (They also have a kid in the valetverse now)
CM Punk (valet) is still married to The Undertaker (dominant) and they have Frankie Calaway.
Seth Rollins (valet) is still married to Roman (dominant) and Jon Moxley (valet) but their marriage is a bit shaky after the events at Wrestlemania (which I will go into in future fics). No kids.
Drew McIntyre (dominant) is still married to Jinder Mahal (dominant) but he's... having a bit of a crisis just now involving a certain Second City Saint.
Sami Zayn (valet) recently remarried Kevin Owens (dominant)
Damian Priest (dominant) is married to Finn Balor (valet, beloved husband), Dominik Mysterio (valet, who's been sniffing around elsewhere recently) and JD McDonagh (valet, but is actually more Finn's boyfriend)
Chad Gable (valet) is married to Otis (dominant). For now...
Kofi Kingston (valet) and Xavier Woods (valet) are both married to Big E (dominant)
Gunther (dominant) is married to Ludwig Kaiser (valet), recently divorced from Giovanni Vinci (valet)
Rey Mysterio (dominant, had to think hard about this one. He ticks all the right boxes for a valet but the more I think about it, the more I see him as a really short dominant) is married to Joaquin Wilde (valet) and Cruz del Toro (valet). Recently betrayed by bestie Carlito (dominant, who Dirty Dom has been sniffing around).
Karrion Kross (dominant) is a tricky one for me because he needs a Scarlet imo - his harbinger of doom! But whether this role is filled with another wrestler on the roster or a 'gender-bender' version of Scarlet, I can't decide. I'd love to hear some suggestions?
Sheamus (dominant) is recently divorced from Ridge Holland (valet) and Pete Dunne (valet).
Everybody else on the Raw roster is single, as far as I can see (but then I only watch Raw sporadically when Punk is on) and is split like this;
Akam, Braun Strowman, Bron Breaker, Bronson Reed, Brutus Creed, Dijak, Ivar, Julius Creed, Odyssey Jones, Rezar,
Smackdown Roster:
LA Knight (valet) is still married to Bobby Lashley (dominant)
Baron Corbin (dominant) has divorced from Bo Dallas (valet, who has since vanished...???? Hmmm ๐ค)
Angelo Dawkins (dominant) is married to Montez Ford (valet)
Santos Escobar (dominant) is married to Angel (valet) and Berto (valet)
Karl Anderson (valet) has long been married to Luke Gallows (dominant)
Johnny Gargano (valet) is married to Tomasso Ciampa (dominant)
Everybody else is single and is split like;
Valets:
AJ Styles, Apollo Crews, Ashante 'Thee" Adonis, Austin Theory, Carmelo Hayes, Cedric Alexander, Elton Prince, Grayson Waller, Kit Wilson, Logan Paul, Tonga Loa (so far, maayyy change my mind on that depending on what he does the next wee while)
Dominants;
Andrade, Shinsuke Nakamura, Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga
As someone in the know, there were accusations of misogyny, racism and classism towards staff across the Australasian tour in 2018. I have family over there with good jobs within their government and it is one of those hushed up gossips that was confirmed basically
That tour was a MESS. What is hysterical is how successful they believed it to be and act as if people were so jealous of how well they did.
They were late, made kids stand outside in the heat for hours, rude to their hosts, she failed to curtsy to the King and Queen on Tonga...