#tonight its jerma

[dandyshucks]

i am freeeeeeeee [collapses into a pile of dust]

[novaiisk]

I just watched my first Jerma videos and like

He is so Copia coded. Or vice versa.

Ok last jema/copia crossover for tonight but he is so jerma coded

Its giving outtake from chapter 12: ghost goes Hollywood

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

People I'd like to know better!

Whew i got tagged 3 times in this, so thought it'd be fun ;w;

Last song: If I Needed Help, I Wouldn't Call (911) by Cleveland Avenue

Favourite colour: Always been a green bitch

Currently watching: Assorted Jerma videos and jennifer's body essays

Last movie/tv show: Crimas movie night with my besties, so we watched Gremlins, jingle all the way, and national lampoon chistmas vacay and ate soup n walmart brownies before we passed out at 10pm

Spicy/savoury/sweet: LOVE savory and spicy equally; I just made spicy chicky tenders tonight! I have to sneak seasoning into family gatherings on both sides bc they're the bland white people food stereotype. love sweet only in desserts but my god do i love desserts i just slammed a whole pack of pumpkin muffins

Relationship status: Happily single, but maybe soon i'll partner search

Current obsession: besides kkg, still going strong with all my houseplants and cant wait to expand when i move. recently, ripping wood paneling off the walls of the house; i'm a well oiled machine at demos lmao AND i'm still obsessed with making long furbies, once i get my studio set up, its over, long furby central

Last thing you googled: i think it was the senate hearing room gay barebacking thing bc frey didnt believe me

Tagging: I not even sure who to tag, so i'll harass these three @hiphipfrey @bridoesotherjunk @vickriarts

[toomanystars-jpg]

I'm writing a short story about jerma, but it's not a nice one.

I'm writing this while in the process of finishing an assignment for school. Its a creative writing project where we have to make a piece of fiction in 700 words. I asked my roomamtes what I should write about and we just so happened to be watching an old jerma stream. An old clip came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6b84nrJ_Pw

I just started writing about jerma being a cannabal and it's getting bad. It's due tonight at midnight and it is currently 10:53pm. I don't have enough time to start over, but not posting it will keep in it my work archives forever.

Would anyone want to read it?

[maythray]

had 2 dreams tonight i need to talk about the 2nd one first before i forget cause holy shit.

framed as if i were watching a twitch stream highlight reel of someones heavily modded minecraft hardcore world. biggest key mods were that they would not regenerate hearts (this guy was on about 7?) he had an upgrade that essentially allowed him to creative fly, and for some fucking reason he had some weird jerma mob that was roaming around the end. (later in the dream what were called "half life worms" show up which he gets confused by)

the main plot of the dream was this guy is about to go enter the end and defeat the dragon for the first time. when he walks in, he begins building some stairs, fancy things cause hes already planning what to do with the main end island. hes using blue/teal palettes (warped wood) because the first thing he notices is that the end is covered in a central jungle made out with teal colors. he quickly hears a groaning sound and realizes, hey! warden is spawning instead of a dragon! and begins to panic and flies towards the edges of the spawn island borders (theres a faint yellow transparent border surrounding the island. its also covered in a thick layer of frost (i guess?) and im telling u because its used later) before realizing that the warden is still very much targeting him and he is not safe yet. he begins to notice several key dangers about where he is.

1. he was not prepared in the slightest

2. the warden can still damage him from where hes at, and can still lock onto him

3. the jerma mob is around on the island, making noise and occasionally aggravating the warden so that it wont despawn even if the streamer is able to get it to stop hearing him.

4. the portal out is not activated and he has no other way home. he has to kill the warden and activate the portal to get home.

5. the health hes at right now is low enough that he can very possibly be one shot by this warden and have his entire hardcore world end at this fight.

at this point he spends the entire rest of the stream attempting to work out solutions to these issues. at this point all it consists of is him flying around, panicking, trying to scrape off the frost to use as an extra tool, taking potshots at both jerma and the warden, and overall getting nowhere before he ends the stream.

but this is a highlight reel like i mentioned so it just immediately fades into the next stream.

we open up on him *somehow* outside of the spawn island cage. the area outside is sky blue, and hes built around it these floating wood and tan paths, covered in jungle trees and shrubs and vines. tge actual spawn island cage has a lot of green jungle growth surrounding it, as well as a central tower/spire up on top of the box. this tower has a hole in the middle that allows this guy to see all the way down to the shrieker which is still active.

the guy is flying around, talking to chat about what hes done between streams, all while the warden is still shooting sonic booms at the streamer. these can be seen through the tree cover hes established just barely before their range ends.

the dream ends with no conclusion, simply me waking up while he is in the middle of this kind of introduction section.

[ginghamcheckers]

I posted 65 times in 2022

That's 65 more posts than 2021!

14 posts created (22%)

51 posts reblogged (78%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@transexualfaggot

@bugsarecool

@toyfriskman

@aprofessionalwithoutstandards

I tagged 41 of my posts in 2022

Only 37% of my posts had no tags

#fnv - 21 posts

#fallout new vegas - 20 posts

#vault boy - 16 posts

#veeby - 15 posts

#fallout - 13 posts

#undescribed - 9 posts

#no ids - 6 posts

#vulpes inculta - 6 posts

#vintagewinedoodles - 6 posts

#vintagewinedoodle - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 95 characters

#follow me maybe im gonna post less cursed content after this. i just wanted this to be my first

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

[ID: Vault Boy drawn standing with a disinterested, upset expression. He is looking off to the right and grabbing the arm on that side. End ID.]

16 notes - Posted May 2, 2022

#4

[ID: Vault Boy ravenously eating a cartoonish ham. He is crouched into frame, clutching the ham tightly as if someone were going to take it away from him. He is very angry looking and drooling like some kind of beast or creature. End ID.]

27 notes - Posted May 2, 2022

#3

[ID: A drawing of a disgruntled Vault Boy with the caption “LIVE VEEBY REACTION.” End ID.]

48 notes - Posted April 22, 2022

#2

[ID: Benny Gecko from Fallout: New Vegas drawn with the Jerma Sus face. One image has line art, the other is lineless.]

51 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

[ ID: This is a mini comic. First frame, Spamton from Delta Rune is holding his hands up excitedly, exclaiming, “PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!!!!!”. Vault Boy from Fallout is standing to the right of him, arms crossed. He is smirking, and correcting Spamton, saying, “its actually party rock is”

Second frame, they are both staring at each other in shock.

Third frame they are kissing happily. There are pink sparkles and flowers in the background to signify their love. End ID. ]

@garyclone​

someone had to do it

68 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

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[smolbeanjerma]

Woah its so crazy how they announced Super Jerma 64: The First-person VR Shoot-em-up hyper realistic 6 billion terabyte dating simulator exclusively on PS5 tonight. That's just crazy. Who's gonna be playing it on their XBOX ROCK

[videostak]

played thru sonic 1 tonight hooked up the old mega drive n played it was soooo nice idk mushy heart being employed nice relationship w/ my coworkers where i look forward to seeing them all but ya i havent played thru a game like that in so long i havent even played a game in like weeks but listening to lots of jazz n fusion made me start getting in a sega mood n now im using my laptop listening to jerma mario sunshine in the bg while i type (jerma mario sunshine n pikmin 2 are my comfort streams of his lol like it def evokes the same feelign of playing w/ a friend like i played thur mario sunshine w/ a friend a lil less than a year ago n its v much that vibe honestly i laugh my ass off so hard anytime im playing games like that w/ friends just anytime anything happens with the physics we burst out laughing so ya N E WAYS sonic 1 was so much fun its v chill like mario 1 well its harder than mario 1 for sure but more like dkc1 where ya it gets hard but never too hard like i havent rly seriously played a video gamee like that in forever so my chops are p weak but i could still beat it. i was sooo close to getting all the chaos emeralds but missed the last one T-T ive done it b4 but like i said my chops arent too strong but im gonna try againsomeday. anyways my laptop SUCKS so much i dont feel too guilty abt getting a new one cause like it is a necessity n i did get this one in like 2018 or smthn so its like a necessity im just gonna save up n set aside 300 dollars next few paychecks specifically for it n ease up on the CDs n food n stuff cause i love using laptop more than phone its just that this is soooo slow well once its on its p bearable to have two tabs open but like wheen i start it up it takes litrally forever for fireefox to connect to the intenet it just buffers for like 20 mins. or maybe ill set aside 400 a month idk ill seee i def gotta deeep deep clean my room and get a nice lil table to sit in my room n use the laptop n watch shows n movies on it on the regular ^_^ i srsly miss desktop n can understand why id stay up so late its a whole different n almost healthier world than the phone feels.

[nethermite]

this jerma clip from tonight except its about dreams faceless era fashion choices

[bimalewife]

JERMA LIVE TONIGHT N ITS WHEN IM OFF WORK

[vaingloury]

“Dreams will come true, for me and for you...”

Spoilers for Skinamarink and its proof-of-concept film, Heck.

Firstly, I haven’t been to the cinema in years.

Had to really rack my brain to come up with the last movie I saw on the big screen. Last thing I remember seeing was The Incredibles (2004). I thought, ‘Surely, there had to be something else between then and now’. I also remembered seeing Finding Nemo in theatres as a kid, only to look up its release year and find that it came out in 2003. It’s been almost a decade. I’ll try to make an effort to do this more often going forward; it was kind of fun.

Skinamarink broke my movie-going abstinence streak. When it first leaked, there was thread after thread about it on r/horror. I saw it compared to Lynch films and to House of Leaves, both of which I am a super-fan. Then, one of my favourite movie podcasts covered it (and Heck). So out of curiosity and wanting to wait for the official release, I watched Heck. I didn’t like it. I skipped through it again after watching Skinamarink to confirm that I didn’t like it. Sure, it’s easier to follow than Skinamarink. The shot with the boy’s mom sat upright in darkness is quite eerie. But the Jerma sus face demon at the bottom of the stairs near the end of the short film and the final line of dialogue ruined any good will I had up to that point...

...Which are some of the same criticisms I’ve seen of the feature length presentation, I suppose. The sus demon is swapped out with the warped face on the chatter phone; “I think we’re in Hell” for “Put the knife in your eye.” I’ve seen several people on reddit complain of the looping film grain (which I was too engrossed in the film to notice on first watch). 

The film is hard to recommend. It’s a slow burn, so glacial that I’d be lying if I wasn’t primed to nod off in the theatre. I didn’t because of the annoyingly disproportionate volume of the jumpscares (also, some shitty teens ran in my showing halfway through runtime screeching “IS THIS A SCARY MOVIE??” until someone begrudgingly answered “Yes”). The film is a tad too long. The subtitling is inconsistent. Depending on how you read the film, there is/isn’t a payoff. 

I took the ending as either Death commanding the boy to go to (final) sleep or a non-sequential, half-remembered vision of his father commanding the same. I’ve seen some criticism that the subsequent line is a cheap fourth wall break. However, in the subtitles for the leaked cut it reads [CHILD’S VOICE: “What is your name?]

If I had to compare the film to anything, it’s a bizarre mashup of The Mandela Catalogue, David Lynch’s Rabbits, and that vibe of needing to pee at 3am but not wanting to venture out of bed into sheer darkness. If you give it a chance, I urge you to watch the theatrical version if only because I think the ending is edited better. In a sparse theatre or a dark room alone.

I’m probably going to watch the theatrical cut again because I swear there’s a non-sequitur shot of the kitchen where the top of a man’s head is seen that isn’t in the leaked festival cut and I need to know I didn’t hallucinate that.

“Dreams will come true,”

“for me and for you...”

“Somewhere in Dreamland tonight...”

- (recurring leitmotif in the film)

3.7 / 5

[shadowclownfreak]

the funniest part about being friends with me is that i go fucking apeshit in the middle of the night. you'll go to bed at 11 pm and wake up to 45+ discord messages about whatever the fuck was going in with me

[blushingfish]

you guys ready for a carnival edit?

[quinttyz]

how do you feel about storms? especially thunder?

omg in my country storms are really a serious thing :00 but if it’s not THAT devastating i really enjoy a good storm or two hehe. Nights get really cold and i just snuggle beneath my blankets all wrapped up !! :DD

I love thunder!! For some reason it relaxes me? I used to be so scared of it when I was a kid but one of my childhood friends told me “nah dont worry god is just up there bowling” and that really comforted me up til now HAHAHAH but if I’m outside and a really loud thunder comes crashing,,,this is embarrassing but i kind of yelp lol

Lightning tho 💀💀💀 now that is scary. Especially when it’s really dark outside and everything lights up if only for a brief moment bc lightning struck…that’s a good premise for horror tbh HAHHA surrounded by darkness and when ure given light for a second u see someone or something staring at u then it goes dark again… 😳

[toriel-2]

imagine if you came home from school and like your mom is like "hey hun do you remember that man ive been seeing that i was telling you about? he's going to come over for dinner tonight so i want you to wear something nice" and you're like Oh Okay and you change into something nice and she starts cooking like steak, like some nice ass steak and you're like damn this is a special occasion and then you hear a knock on the door and she's like "oh that must be him, honey can you get the door" and you do and its fucking jerma.

[videostak]

gonna play more sfc and snes tonight :D have to hook up the other if i wanna play specific games sincei only have some games on snes and some games on sfc. played puyo puyo on sfc yesterday it was fun but v hard for stupid ol me ._. i think its funny when she goes HUNYA at the beginning of theee round or whatever. also started yoshis island. and wanna replay thru f zero agaaaains. listened to kurzwellen too rn it was epic and awesome. listening to spiritual unity by albert ayler rn and am gonna watch some idk homestar runner or jerma when its done.