#top Fry

[therandosfandos]

~Fry x Bender Headcannons~

Why not?

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- both love using pet names for each other and they have favorites

Fry: sweetbag, meatbag, French Fry, honeysickle, dumb cream cone

Bender: babe, cutie, sweetheart, sweetpea, sparky, tsundbabe

- Bender likes playing with Frys hair when he's bored, it keeps him entertained

- to anyone's surprise, Fry can carry Bender and handle his weight, so Bender clings onto him like a koala now

- Bender loves being held, it makes him feel safe and secure

- Fry was the one who proposed and made the first move

Bender = Little Spoon/Sub/Bottom

Fry = Big Spoon/Dom/ Stupid Top

- Fry likes it when Bender practices piano, the sound is music to his ears

- Either would die for the other

- they're a chaotic couple, Bender even roped Fry into robberies

- Bender wears dresses sometimes for Frys eyes only, though he wore a white wedding dress for when they got married

- Bender is a bit shorter than Fry and Fry loves teasing him about it

- Benders a tsundere and enjoys compliments, praise and being treated like royalty

- Bender finds it hot when Fry takes control of things and pictures some lewd fantasies about himself while Fry is in charge of him (he wouldn't admit it though-)

- both would go to conventions together for All My Circuits and other shows they watched

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[cohlumbo]

We gonna have to call this in, Rust. Oh, we don't wanna do that.

[charlieconwayy]

fryleela meme ♥ 7 quotes

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

why does every critically acclaimed show or movie have to have women being sexually degraded or constantly with their tits out or stripping or being prostituted, when will the men start bending over and do long ass scenes with their ass shaking or whatever

[samanthamulder]

I feel like I’ve lost sight of myself, Mulder. It’s hard to see, let alone find in the darkness of covert locations. I mean, I wish I could say that we were going in circles, but we’re not. We’re going in an endless line -- two steps forward and three steps back. While my own life is...standing still.

THE X-FILES GIF MEME — [1/20] EPISODES layout adapted from: x + x

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

anyone else in the eat-soup-from-the-pot gang

[deaksicemav]

Iceman Kazansky everyone. Tall, blonde and gorgeous. And his chicken nugget bf, Maverick.

[beady-one]

I'm sorry but I just keep seeing people put supernatural in there even though it Does Not Fit The Profile

[lokiiied]

i love men named frenchie

[gayanimefanforthesoul]

This is either some serious lore or IMDb has some serious explaining to do. What do you mean that Glen Powell is going to play Rooster and Miles Teller is playing Hangman. Did they just switch roles... Who wrote this with all the confidence in the world and no one checked their work. A multi-million dollor movie and people can't keep their actors straight.

[solaraurora]

despite the new season the series finale of Futurama was so perfect 🥺🥹🫶

time standing still while Leela & Fry grow old together. the stillness & silence doesn't bother them, all they need is each other as they go on their adventure that spans their lifetime. it's beautiful to them, it's calm, their love is enough. & when they decide to do it all over again, restart their journey, rediscover their love, they want to read the story again.

their love literally transcends time itself. 😭💞💖💗

[black-and-yellow]

can't stop drawing the clown (send help)

[themortaldraw]

another night of hanukkah, another little doodle. wish me luck frying these guys

[psykersomatic]

[teddy06]

Random Polish!Ice brainrot

Ice who grows up making Pierogi following a recipe card hand written by his great grandmother that makes enough to feed a small army

Ice who after joining the Navy doesn't have the time/money/even enough people to eat all of those pierogi so he learns to pare down the recipe to be just a few servings worth, and enlisting Slider in the long tedious cooking process.

Ice who, after he and Mav take in Bradley, makes the same pared down recipe, and teaches little Bradley how to fill and seal each Pierogi perfectly, (meanwhile mav still struggles to get it right and produces lumpy results)

Ice who makes pierogi again for roosters first dinner back at home after everything, and when roo gets there early (bc he is his fathers son) he's immediately pulled back into the assembly line they'd established so long ago

Ice who realizes that now that the daggers are also practically his kids that he can make the whole recipe again, without cutting it down. Ice who puts all the daggers through a mini pierogi making bootcamp so that they all can help out.

(It turns out that Rooster, Bob, Harvard, Coyote, Halo and Omaha master filling and sealing really easily, so their left doing that while Phoenix, Fritz, and Yale roll out dough and cut out disks of it. Fanboys pierogi are still a little misshapen but he's determined to get it right. Payback takes trays of finished pierogi back to where Ice stands in front of the stove top, ready to blanch them.)

(Hangman and Mav sit out, Hangman because "really pops it's too many cooks in the kitchen, I won't be much help" and Mav because "I was on active duty in the pierogi wars for how many years now? I am officially retired now that the reinforcements are here) (they sneak into the kitchen after dinner and bake a pretty mean dessert, so they're still contributing)