#bender is a bottom

[therandosfandos]

~Bender B Rodríguez Headcannons~

- Don't let him fool you, he's a definite humiliated and needy submissive bottom

- Loves praise whether it be any way

- Ptsd, Is an ass to cope with his emotions

- He still has a bit of the obedience virus in him, so if it activates and someone is in good distance from him, he'll do whatever they say until it's something bad (he caught himself doing this on a videotape)

- Needs to be touched sometimes, like hugs or just pets/pats work, it helps him calm down

- When he activates his king accent mode, everyone finds it adorable

- BENDER CAN PURR

- He's just a big cat/turtle/dog all in one

- Sometimes, when he's laying or sitting in Frys lap, Fry wll flip him on his back so he can't get up unless Fry let's him, he finds it cute when Bender desperately paws at the air

- Pansexual

- He's MENTALLY his original age, which was four years old but in his physical body, he's like, we don't know how many years old so he just says 26+

- He collects any turtle item he can get his hands on

- This bot watches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you can't change my mind

- If he sees a cartoon character or game character that's a robot, that'll immediately become his favorite character from that series

- He's not good at emotions so he bottles them up until he can't hold it and has a breakdown

- He likes to be held and carried, he feels safe in someone's arms, no matter how embarrassing it is or how humiliated he may be (Fry and Leela are the only human/mutant that can carry him, they got used to it after a while)

- While he considers himself the devil, Bender is actually an angel in a demons clothing, he just shows it in a wrong way and sins, yet, doesn't intentionally commit murder or anything and deeply cares about his friends, this was why he was going to be accepted into robot heaven

- He has a book on sassy remarks and a book about "yo mama" jokes in his memory account (do NOT get into a roast battle with him)

- He likes to hold hands with Fry or Leela when he's anxious or bored

- This is canon, but he colors in coloring books and hangs them on the wall so everyone can be proud of him

- HELLA GAY for his idols

- Whenever he wants attention, he'll curl up at the person's feet and just put on all his weight until they give him it

- Fry helps him get better at cooking, now everything he makes is actually edible and good

- Bender has self esteem issues and self care issues, he just sometimes completely ignores need for fuel and stays sober

[lazarus---rising]

WILLIAM AFTON ...

[satsw-lyrics]

You might find me at the bottom of a bender but it won’t be today.

[negativewatermotel]

An unfinished list of the best albums (imo)🌀🐛

Rocket - Alex G

Her Wallpaper Reverie - The Apples In Stereo

Keep It Like a Secret - Built to Spill

Jamboree - Beat Happening

You Turn Me On - Beat Happening

Teens of Denial - CSH

Twin Fantasy (Mirror To Mirror) - CSH

Either/Or - Elliot Smith

The Front Bottoms - The Front Bottoms

Talon Of The Hawk - The Front Bottoms

Rose EP - The Front Bottoms

Shake the Pounce - Gaze

Don’t Tell Me Now - The Halo Benders

The Rebels Not In - The Halo Benders

Atta Girl EP - Heavenly

Heavenly vs. Satan - Heavenly

Le Jardín de Heavenly - Heavenly

Freshman Year - Hop Along

Downward Is Heavenward - Hum

You’d Prefer an Astronaut - Hum

Live at Jittery Joe’s - Jeff Mangum

Remember That I Love You - Kimya Dawson

Earth Sciences - Laura Barret

Infinity Plus - Lois

Strumpet - Lois

69 Love Songs - The Magnetic Fields

Bury Me At Makeout Creek - Mitski

Lush - Mitski

Puberty 2 - Mitski

Sports - Modern Baseball

ITAOTS - Neutral Milk Hotel

Doolittle - Pixies

Tiger Trap - Tiger Trap

[whimsicalcotton]

help she's haunting my spotify

[just-another-frender-blog]

I just think it’s interesting that in Bender’s Big Score, Bender is super excited to get mind controlled by the horny nude aliens and do their bidding. He actively helps them take over Planet Express and then the world.

He doesn’t even try to resist it at all he just lets it happen and even downloads the virus willingly (because he’s a dumbass, but still). The only time he tries to resist it at all is when he’s ordered to kill Fry, and he was pretty much enjoying it up until that point.

Even the title “Bender’s Big Score” is misleading because Bender doesn’t even steal all that stuff for himself. He steals it for someone else and doesn’t even complain about this.

All of this is to say that Bender has extreme bottom energy in this movie and is very weak-willed. Despite the lady’s man reputation Bender tries to uphold, he can’t hide the fact that he secretly wants to be absolutely rawdogged.

[fivenightsatcorans]

delete later

[chiptrillino]

ID: three drawings showing from left to right, jet, zuko and sokka from avatar the last air bender as children from the waist up. Left jet is slouching with his arms crossed, body facing left, head angled looking to the right. He has a licorice wood in his mouth. Center is zuko frowning, looking to the left. On the right is sokka about to trow a snowball, small pink tongue peaking out of his mouth. "chiptrillino . 2023" is written faintly on the bottom of sokkas parka. "please don't repost" is written on the left side of the green square behind jet End ID

dug these up again after the nice anon ask

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if you want to deal with all my reblogs may I direct your attention to my side only my artworks blog?

@chiptrillino-art

[therandosfandos]

~Fry x Bender Headcannons~

Why not?

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- both love using pet names for each other and they have favorites

Fry: sweetbag, meatbag, French Fry, honeysickle, dumb cream cone

Bender: babe, cutie, sweetheart, sweetpea, sparky, tsundbabe

- Bender likes playing with Frys hair when he's bored, it keeps him entertained

- to anyone's surprise, Fry can carry Bender and handle his weight, so Bender clings onto him like a koala now

- Bender loves being held, it makes him feel safe and secure

- Fry was the one who proposed and made the first move

Bender = Little Spoon/Sub/Bottom

Fry = Big Spoon/Dom/ Stupid Top

- Fry likes it when Bender practices piano, the sound is music to his ears

- Either would die for the other

- they're a chaotic couple, Bender even roped Fry into robberies

- Bender wears dresses sometimes for Frys eyes only, though he wore a white wedding dress for when they got married

- Bender is a bit shorter than Fry and Fry loves teasing him about it

- Benders a tsundere and enjoys compliments, praise and being treated like royalty

- Bender finds it hot when Fry takes control of things and pictures some lewd fantasies about himself while Fry is in charge of him (he wouldn't admit it though-)

- both would go to conventions together for All My Circuits and other shows they watched

[luhrmannatural]

watching breaking bad and got jumpscared by the name john shiban in the credits. like SURELY they don’t mean john shiban of skin croatoan tall tales fame. except they do.

[satsw-lyrics]

Daddy!

[monsterinmyboxers]

KINKTOBER! day 5. — hate fucking with MAKO.

mako just wouldn’t let go of the fact that you, a rookie, won it for his team. his words, not yours.

you took over their last water-benders spot, and this was your very first match. you didn’t let that intimidate you, considering you’ve been training to be a pro-bender for years. and that led you to earning a full knockout.

but, the self-proclaimed leader of the fire ferrets, was not so happy that you did better than him.

and it was funny, actually, at first, you acted real cocky just to rile him up. but now, you were getting more and more annoyed with his constant mumbles of “that was bullshit”, “i’m the leader”, or “i wasn’t even trying”.

you haven’t had to put up with mako for long, yet you could tell that he was one to hold a grudge, especially against you, apparently. for whatever reason, he’s always had a reason to be mad. you were told to, well, learn to deal with it.

he’s been a lot more bratty than usual, ever since leaving the pro-bending arena. though, despite his anger, he’d go to your place anyway. and again, despite his anger, he told his little brother to go; to leave him and you alone.

and after that, those small remarks escalated into an argument.

then into you both kissing each others lips red. nothing pretty, a clash of teeth and tongue, while your hands mindlessly tug off his clothes.

it wasn’t long before you two were naked, mako stuck between you and the wall. you didn’t feel like giving him the pleasure of your sheets, after all the shit he talked.

you prepped him, gave him three fingers, even made him come before speaking, “you flexible, mako?” his mouth opened, to either answer or murmur something smart. you interrupted, not giving him enough time before you lifted one of his legs and hooked it over your shoulder.

your dick prods at his stretched hole, and a long, drawn out keen is squeezed from his lungs as you press inside. bottoming out, your body came in close to push his leg further back. hell, his knee was nearly touching the wall behind him.

he is flexible.

after a minute or two passes, you start moving, your thrusts quickly becoming sharp and precise. each one punched out a breathless moan from his chest, your tip pounding right against his prostate.

and, for what it seemed like the millionth time that night, he’d ask himself— where’d you learn that?

[wandasfifthwife]

dating hcs ⋆ ˚｡⋆

korra x reader

tw: mentions of fighting, injuries, arguments, issues with self-esteem, one slightly suggestive comment, and first kiss

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» love language —> quality time & words of affirmation

» she has a lot of responsibilities making it difficult to get one-on-one time with you, so that’s something she seeks out

» when she’s most sincere it’s during these intimidate moments, and she’ll express that with words

» Korra’s a ‘I’m going to say what’s on my mind, and act on it’s’ woman

» so she’ll find you attractive and say so (but at the same time if she thinks you look wonky, she’ll say so too)

» she works out often. sometimes it’s a way for her to spend time by herself, and sometimes she’ll invite you to join her

» no matter where you are to her she’ll help you, fixing your form or answering questions

» while working out she’ll still have her usual sayings, so expect her to talk about how she’s grown very strong over the past couple of years

» if you’re shy/insecure, she’ll help you be more confident, asking why you care about what others think

» if you’re extroverted/confident, she’ll vibe w/ you and enjoy someone who keeps up with her (she’ll sometimes compete with you, saying she can do more of __, and will challenge you in the moment)

» incredibly protective (even if you can take care of yourself, she still has an eye on you)

» if someone jumps and scares you, she’s blasting them into the wall, telling them to cut it out

» I feel her preferred dates are ones where she’s able to spend time with you intimately and express how she feels about you, also open up about how she’s been through a lot

» if she doesn’t feel like she can trust you or if she feels you’re judging her—she’s walking away

» she likes to come to you about her emotional health, but most times if you’re trying to check in on her in the moment—she’s shrugging you off

» ex. she lost a fight, is showing signs of exhaustion/frustration—it’s best to leave her be in the moment to cool off, let her come to you

» I can see Korra being someone a tad bit pushy at times

» if you seem down she’s going to ask like 20 times if you’re okay

» this is all similar to her argument style

» if you argue, she’s going to be brash with her words and stand stubborn until you leave—she’ll need time to cool off before trying to find you

» if you’re a bender, she’ll give you lessons (a date idea)

» your first kiss can be instigated by either of you; korra comes off as someone who can initiate, but also loves/appreciates when you love on her

» if it’s by her, she’d do it during a date. she’d be looking at you and you’d get the feeling she does by how she’s glancing down so often. (if it’s by you, well that’s up to you when/how it happens)

» she’s gonna spank your ass at random times

» she’s a preener, she’s not a “brush hair behind ear” preener. she’s an “over-the-top bragging” about herself preener

» I’ve got huge muscles, I’m the avatar, I can beat this man into a pulp

» she’s trying to swoon you

» she’s interested in marriage, def a romantic (she’s wild as a teen, but does want someone to love her & vise versa)

» she definitely kicks the bottoms of your feet so you trip

» kids? I don’t think she’s opposed, but i think she’d like to wait (may not feel she’d be a good candidate to raise kids)

» she’s the type to eat your food even if you mark it as yours lmao (“whattt?? no I didn’t, why’re you looking at me?”)

» uses her knowledge of bending to get on yours nerves, but to also help you

» not a big pet name person, but will occasionally call you babe/baby if she has a choice (I feel like those are the most plausible)

» if you’re cold? she’s warming up and pulling you into her. if you’re hot, she’s cooling you down. if you’re just simple walking, she’s bending the earth with the flick of her wrist so you stumble and give her attention. if you’re walking away from her after an argument, she’s using air to pull you back to her

» she’s into hugs, does it often (and I’d honestly bet maybe just a bit more than kissing)

[the-remote-viewers-division]

Does anyone else think that there’s a chance Harry's memory loss was caused, not by pale exposure or acute encephalopathy triggered by alcoholism, but by his skills trying to save his life?

(I’m a latecomer to the fandom so my apologies if this has already been discussed ad nauseam!) At the second tribunal, Judit mentions Harry has lost his memory before; after two cases that would've been triggering for Harry.

JUDIT MINOT - "But, Detective Vicquemare," she interjects. "He *has* blanked out before." YOU - "I have?" JUDIT MINOT - "Yes, a couple of times. After some of the more... serious benders." She pauses, remembering. "One was after the Two Drunks case, the other when we looked into that mural."

I think after each of these cases, Harry could’ve hit crisis mode: in the former, the sheer horror/disgust at what he’s done and how he’s become the type of cop that nearly beats someone to death, and in the latter for the mural dredging up bad Dora feelings.

Then, when talking to Joyce, and getting stuck in the "Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun" loop, the skills have an interesting little exchange:

CONCEPTUALIZATION - He seems to be in some sort of *loop*. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Well, *that's* not good. Looks fine over here. You sure it's not some sort of *glandular* problem? REACTION SPEED - No, it's not that -- it's... I have no idea. This is bad. VOLITION - Executive function is completely shot. I keep pushing buttons and nothing is happening. ... LOGIC - How do we get out of here? SUGGESTION - What makes you think we *will*? INTERFACING - Yeah, we need to pull the plug, there's nothing else to do. EMPATHY - Are you not afraid it'll kill him? ENDURANCE - *Physically* he should be fine. Or at least no worse than usual... ENCYCLOPEDIA - What if he forgets everything *again*? INTERFACING - Okay, I'm gonna do it. Hold on...

What if after THE UNSOLVABLE CASE, THE NEXT WORLD MURAL, and his bender/breakdown/rock-bottom in Martinaise, Harry attempted suicide and his skills, in order to stop him, "rebooted" his brain causing him to have amnesia? Perhaps they act due to the influence of Shivers/the spirit of Revachol to save Harry because she needs him to save her?

[unfriedough]

Hi super sorry if your request aren’t open.

I had this thought about Zuko x waterbending reader and maybe they could be related to Hama (like a grandma or something) and r basically it’s difficult to explain but Zuko and reader started dating after the war and he tries really hard to get Hamas approval because he’s from the fire nation and Hama ends up sorta accepting him but is still hella weary about him

‘Dinner’- Zuko x female!reader

An: HIYA! So as to not be annoying I’m leaving my lil disappearance explanation at the bottom, enjoy 🫶

(As usual, thank you for your request and patience it means a lot 💕)

Warnings: fighting/agression but it’s brief dw (this is also a very short piece)

You smiled as a candle flickered in your room, kicking your feet as you read a letter your boyfriend, Zuko, wrote to you. He detailed in it his most recent endeavours as a fire lord, as well as affirmed that he could in fact come for a visit. You had been planning to move to his palace soon, as per his request, but he was afraid your grandmother, Hama, a ruthless fire nation hating blood bender who might just hate Zuko, would not be on board. You decided the easiest way was to have them both over for food, and you’d prepared a huge feast of different delicacies of both nations. Zuko was meant to arrive in about an hour, and Hama was already down stairs washing up. She vaguely knew you were going to introduce her to someone, just not entirely aware of who. You shoved the scroll into another backpack you packed for your move, which was supposed to take place a week from now if all goes well.

You walked over to the window sill and sat on a cushion you placed on the protruding wooden part, sighing. You wandered in an endless maze of thoughts, until a face appeared in front of you. You squeaked, almost falling backwards but you caught yourself. Shaking your head, you unlocked the window and pulled zuko in.

“Dude?” You questioned, pulling him in for a hug.

He smelled like the sea, you noted, originally expecting the smell of a certain beast on him.

“Sorry- I got nervous,” you giggled, pinching his pouty cheeks.

He grinned, dipping you into a passionate kiss that screamed ‘I miss you’ in every language. His hand trailed to your back, and yours his hair. Just as things began to escalate, the door swung open.

“YN!”

Immediately, you pushed him away, and he stumbled backwards. Both your eyes landed on your grandma, who was as pale as a ghost.

“I can explain!”

“What kind of nonsense is this?”

Zuko was frozen, from the long list of things that could've gone wrong, this did not even make the top one hundred list.

“Grandma, this is Zuko,” you calmed down, “My boyfriend,”

He snapped out of his trance and extended an arm to shake with her. She walked out, leaving a small stone to prevent the door from closing again.

“Sorry about her,” you groaned, embarrassed that she left him hanging.

He retreated his arm, shoving it into his pocket, “She already thinks I suck. It’s over.”

“It’s okay she’s easy to win over,” you smiled sweetly, contrasting the lies that currently fled your lips.

Stiff, awkward, weird… all of the above.

You couldn’t relax for this dinner, things were so tense after what just happened. He didn’t even get to say hello before she saw his tongue down your throat and now she probably is a hair away from blood bending him into a ball. And he could tell she hated him- when he asked you to pass him a spoon she threw it at him. She missed…

“So, why don’t you tell her about yourself Zuko,” you broke the silence.

His eyes widened, suddenly being put on the spot, “Well I-uh-um-“ he coughed.

“He helped the avatar end a hundred year war,” you chimed in.

“Yeah so he can start a 200 year war all on his own,” she remarked, glaring at him. “All fire folks are the same,”

“Gram, give him a chance, he’s trying his best,” you held his hand over the table, rubbing your thumb in comforting circles.

Suddenly, a fork came hurling at you, and when you both dodged your hands away, you found it embedded in the table.

“Right…” you breathed out.

She stood up abruptly, folding her arms, “Yn, come outside, now,”

“Yes ma’am,” you replied, looking back at Zuko with a worried expression.

You shut the creaky wooden door behind you and adjusted your garments as you stood by here on the patio.

“A fire nation boy?”

“He’s different… he’s not what you think he is,”

“That’s what they all say Yn, he’s bad news.”

“What about him is bad news?”

“Everything. Especially the fact that he’s a ticking time bomb.”

“He’s a good man.”

“Are you forgetting his past? He attacked the avatar!” Your eyes widened, “That’s right, I did my research… I know every little thing he did and so help me if you dare leave this house with him I will make sure that’s the last time either of you see each other.”

“You can’t do that!”

“Who’s gonna stop me?”

Your eyes brimmed with tears- it was one thing to ban you from seeing him, but a completely other thing to treat you like a child. You were old enough to make these decisions on your own. You huffed, storming back inside and waltzing into your bedroom, slamming the door with a lot of force.

Hama sat back down at the table, smiling before she flipped it onto Zuko. He gasped, standing up quickly to avoid being crushed. She stomped around the table and got up in his face, grabbing the collar of his shirt. She was surprisingly strong for her ancient age.

“What do you want from her?”

“To be with her,”

“Why?”

“Because I love her,”

“WHY?”

“WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?”

She pushed him onto the ground, lifting her arm as if about to bloodbend him. He’d heard the tales of what she was capable of from his friends, and he felt his heart drop.

Zuko froze, waiting, shielding himself and closing his eyes.

“Aren’t you gonna firebend?” She asked, a bitter sounding tone.

“No.”

Just then, you exited your room, finally having collected your bearings. There, you found Zuko almost curled up on himself, and Hama glaring at him. He breathed heavily, and she looked as if a blood vessel was about to pop. You immediately rushed to his side, helping him up to his feet and checking him for wounds. He was fine of course.

Your hand brushed against his cheek and he closed his eyes, humming, “I’m fine,”

“What did you do?” You yelled, looking at the old lady.

“I tested him.”

You laughed sarcastically, “And did he pass,”

“With flying colours,” 2 out of 3 pairs of eyebrows flew upwards, you and Zuko exchanged glances. “For now,”

After a bit of cleaning up, you finished the night with Zuko in your bedroom, sitting at your desk.

“Is everything okay?” You asked, leaning against the table.

“If she doesn’t even want me near you, how on Earth are you going to move in with me?”

“That’s… that’s a great question.”

An: OKAY SO idek where to start I basically obv got back to school and I had exams and then even MORE EXAMS coming up (send help) BUUUT I mainly just lost my spark and interest in writing but it feels wrong to continue to ignore my inbox so I’m gonna try my best to clear it soon. If you have requested I’m genuinely so so sorry it’s taken this long I’m sure you’re mad at me but hopefully not too mad don’t hate me okay bye love you 🩷

[visenyaism]

REALLY needed more about postwar baela and rhaena like many things in fire and blood there was so much juice there if they’d like. done ANYTHING about it. Baela, always favored for being just like their father a brave and impulsive dragonrider as opposed to quieter grounded rhaena now having to deal with a world that has no room for people like her. Being dragonless because trying to go out in a blaze of glory on dragonback only worked for Daemon. Rhaena, suddenly getting everything she ever wanted and becoming the very last dragonrider but at the cost of alienating her only living family. Trying to protect their brother while also having to give up their claims to the throne to put him on it knowing this will kill him. Baela coming home drunk from her fourth flea bottom bender of the month because in a world without her father she’s trying to become him just a little. Rhaena cleaning up. Weird messy codependency moment