Help! I (455M) engaged in carnal relations with my friend (57F)'s now deceased husband (612M) whilst he was in disguise as one of my workers (362M), whom he murdered. AITA?
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@malewifenarvin and I's conversation turned "Andred is trying to lure Narvin into the woods (for some reason)"
(just imagine this is Gallifrey!Andred)
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Martivirhlar the clanless heretic
Name: Martivir (peace) hlar (roar) aka "Marti"
Class: Bardbarian
White ESFP dragonborn who's in his mid-30s, spent his life kinda suppressed by his family (lmao once again a character who is very different from their family to the point where they have to leave to find a place). He's more peace-and-music-loving, jolly and spontaneous/adventurous. Meanwhile his clan is more ambitious/solemn/vicious (power!) etc. He couldn't leave on his own because he would be branded a traitor and they would hunt him down to kill him. So he basically waited it out until they banished him and he could go free.
So he's kinda happy to wander the world and experience life to its fullest, making merry and making up for his lost childhood years. His clan heritage lives on in him still though, because he's really strong and good at brawling (and killing I guess). Until he got sucked up by a mindflayer ship.
He's reckless and spontaneous, jumping headfirst into everything before considering if it's a good idea or not (Barbarian fits him lol). He likes making merry, gambling, drinking, music. He's extremely curious and loves knowing secrets and seeking entertainment. He can't help but pry open a cursed book that is clearly dripping with evil. He can be impatient and aggressive, though he tries to curb his learned nature. He does love to brawl, and he does enjoy fighting. His clan left him with a warped understanding of peace though. Beating someone unconscious is considered peaceful when the alternative would be brutal dismemberment.
He has a restless sort of soul, always seeking and searching...but for what, he does not know. Like most dragonborns who tend to have one specific thing they care very much about and they will strive for excellence and mastery over it, Marti has it too...his charge, his purpose. I'm not sure what that is for him yet. Maybe music? He started learning it once he left.
For the most part, he's bold and brash, charming and a little superficial on the surface, but he's also compassionate, certainly much more than his clan and can be gentle when he needs to be. Not necessarily morally "good", but he certainly has a big heart.
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He's travelling with a human monk (first named Punch > Torchman > Torvik > Torvin) who has a single-minded, overzealous obsession with becoming the next successor of his monastery. He's quite a bland man with a rigid sense of what is right and wrong/good or bad (Mero says he has yet to "unbland" himself hahahaha). He revels in harsh and intense training to steel his core and purify his chi (so yes having sex with lae'zel is also "training", sure). His favourite weapon of choice is the torch. Two torches actually. He lights up the dark running around with 2 flaming torches like an olympic runner. To fulfill his role as successor, he has to venture the outside world, assist those in need with what is taught to him, and learn what it means to be a true successor. Before he is also caught by a mindflayer ship lol.
Together, they are travelling to find a cure so that they don't die.
(we both had 1hp left and we were like let's punch each other and see who goes down first and in sync both our punches landed simultaneously and we both collapsed at the same time into such beautiful positions poetic..)
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