#touchtunes

[nedison]

bout to drop a Fireball XL5/Fireball Dub bomb on this Old Chicago

[c3s6]

I would like to introduce you to the concept of hot-dogging. My newest prank idea!

It’s a harmless prank that involves the Mickey Mouse/TMBG song “Hot Dog”. Here’s how to do it:

Find a place with a touchtunes jukebox. This can be any place (bar, restaurant, etc) with a TouchTunes… but my local arcade has one. So next time I go (as I type this) I will gladly cue up Hot Dog and then go and play some IceBall.

Put enough coins in and put Hot Dog on.

I don’t know, uhhh… laugh?

Repeat if you have any more quarters. Throw in a rickroll or two. I don’t care.

[deathbyexpomarker-blog]

TouchTunes is great. Nothing quite like torturing random strangers with my sad and angsty playlist.

[literallyimthenerdemoji]

i just found out that i can steal the touchtunes from the bar down the road holy shit i set my name to EVILHACKER expect updates

[corrupted-sancturary]

Shout out to touch tunes for letting me torment racist from the comfort of my own home. There's a number of maga bars around here. I mostly just play rock and country songs with messages that go against their hateful ideology (not that they're paying attention to the lyrics, but I find it entertaining). But there is one I used to really like back before it became a maga hideout. A pool hall that is open all night. So I set an alarm for 3 am every night to interrupt the music flow using touch tune's wonderful fast pass feature to play the entirety of King Crimsons, "Epitaph (including "March For No Reason")" all 8 and a half minutes of it. Anyway I noticed the jukebox has been taken off the map. I'm going to interpret this as they hated my music so much they decided no one gets to play music anymore (unless there's some toggle where only people at the bar can use it).

[djrobblog]

From Elvis to Whiskey: Billboard Revives a 1950s Chart — And Today It’s Mostly About Drinking

[justsayyesmiss]

Tiny Acts of Resistance:

You can play songs on TouchTunes jukeboxes across the country from the comfort of your couch. There's never been a better time to share musical education with dive bar patrons in rural Red States. Go forth and be an absolute menace.

[musicmags]

[lilmissnatcat24]

waffle house calls to me like a siren, a beacon of light in the darkness, the comfort of a grandmother. the stale coffee, the sticky counter tops, the questionable cleanliness. over easy eggs, hashbrowns smothered and peppered, chocolate chip waffles that are more chocolate than waffle. it's only there where i feel at ease in these turbulent times. we abandon the fear of the unknown for americans-- real life, humble, true americans, the ones our textbooks told us we worth fighting for. it's not waffle house. it's waffle home.

[gingervitus]

Hello. Hi. I am so sorry, but I'm obsessed with her.

Silvia was my second actually completed playthrough, and I forgot what a little gremlin she is.

Gremlin w a heart of gold tho.

[gingerwerk]

Writing modern day Rosie and making him an absolute menace because I think it’d be funny

[but-how-do-you-drive]

love the fact that i was sitting at a bar last night explaining the story of icharus to one of my bf's friends. real "reciting mythology in the club" vibes :)

[pawgliacci]

The only people at this bar are the two bartenders (only 1 working), me and my buddies. 8 people total.

[morganiscoolaf]

I know you haven't lived in Menifee in years but y'all have a Black Bear Diner???

[linkware]

You cant fight the homestuck 100% volume speakers turned against the floor punishment for the restaurant i love above for vibrating me at 1 am. Turn that shit down

[smilesession]

lessons I learned from early 20s

1. if you find yourself running a background check on a guy you’re dating, just block his number and keep it moving NOWWWW

2. delete touchtunes app from your phone. consider adding parental controls to your phone that prevent you from downloading the touchtunes app