#traffic life smp spoilers

[sirinoya]

secret life has got so much going on and i need to keep track

there’s a lot of stuff. like there’s already so much what

this fucking symbol ‼️‼️

i can’t be the only one who thinks that this is like the watcher symbol, right?

and why does it glow when you fail a red task??

JIMMY RECOGNIZING THE SYMBOL

bigb’s task? WHY IS IT RED??

this is bigb's

and this is what everyone else's looked like

and the task bigb got is so weird??

it’s multiple lines, the sentences are split up weirdly, it’s super vague, and what’s up with the last sentence???

for comparison, this is grian’s; it’s simple, one line, and not vague at all

and from what i’ve seen, that’s the case with everyone else’s as well

grian said that “he asked for this seed to have end availability”. three guesses as to what bigb’s task is for?

it would also make that last sentence make more sense. who wouldn’t want to base on top of the end portal?

plus, the bordered area is within the first circle of end strongholds; if you’re in front of and facing the statue, you’re looking north and are at roughly (-530 68 1580), give or take some because i was too lazy to properly measure the coords

adding on, did you know that 3 end strongholds spawn 1408–2688 blocks away from (0, 0)?

this means that most likely there is, in fact, an end stronghold here!

the whispering from the taskmaster

the darkening of the sky whenever you get close

and didn’t martyn once say that “the watchers wanted to snuff out all the light” or something along those lines?

the taskmaster looking like a hooded figure

grian editing his face onto said hooded figure lookalike

the suspicious similarities to the official watcher account skin

the taskmaster in general, actually, what the fuck is up with that

grian saying that they “needed to let evolution take its course”

grian saying that quote “there are more surprises in store” in the intro

in conclusion this smp is going to drive us all to insanity and i’m loving it, this is so fun

[cj-the-random-artist]

so who’s gonna be the one to ask skizz if he’s gonna make skizzleman protection squad shirts

cuz maybe its just me but i’d buy one of those

[jaz-it-up]

first thoughts on Limited Life! spoilers ahead!

the Clockers (BDubs, Cleo, Scar) are a goddamn MESS /pos

so are the Bad Boys

the first three boogeymen are real interesting, from a lore perspective

first boogeyman - Scott. the last boogeyman of Last Life. first place in Last Life, second place in Double Life. killed Skizz, who killed his husband in 3rd Life. inch resting

second boogeyman - BDubs. one of the few who got boogeyman twice in Last Life. third place in 3rd Life, fifth place in Double Life. killed Skizz, which means that between Last Life and Limited Life, BDubs has taken a life in some capacity (either murder or being given a life) from every member of B.E.S.T. nice one, BDubs

third boogeyman - Martyn. has only ever been boogeyman on a reroll in both Last Life and Limited Life. third place in Last Life and Double Life. killed BigB, which is the first time Martyn and BigB have ever not been allied. it was a good kill, tho, I'll give him that

so who exactly are the Coral Kids? ik BDubs, Cleo & Scar are the Clockers, and Tango, Impulse, Etho & Skizz are T.I.E.S., and BigB & Pearl are Nosy Neighbors, and Grian, Jimmy & Joel are the Bad Boys

MombieCleo. you agree. reblog

Impulse didn't do the thing he said he would do (killing BDubs the moment he gave him a clock) but he DID give him a clock. I think maybe there's some complicated one-sided feelings there

WE GOT A RANCHERS MOMENT!! I DON'T CARE THAT JIMMY WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE WE GOT A RANCHERS MOMENT!!

Skizz can do no wrong and I love him and I would do anything for him

[foxxology]

[ FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION ]

I blame Martyn Inthelittlewood

click for better quality thanks tumblr

[applestruda]

The fallen and the freed

[quee-r-code]

Back to where it started.

[morirryan]

"How did the guy with no friends win?"

[offline-nobody]

i’m loving secret life so far yall

[kyasunn]

So how about those secrets, eh?

[virtual-paint]

Local man copies neighbor to disastrous effect

[marblegroves]

Let the games begin!! 💚💛❤️

[sirinoya]

❗️ secret life session 3/namemc spoilers ❗️

guys. is scar actually using the mayor skin in this or is it for something else im going to vibrate out of my skin

[crystalliumdaisy]

a real winner?

[aokoshidsu]

[d0not-disturb]

Nothing can hurt you anymore

[applestruda]

orbiting