#trait swap

[nonotnolan]

Drawing Straws

"Bro, what the fuck is all this?" he asked, looking down as his body started erupting with thick tufts of hair.

I couldn't help but laugh at him. "Fair is fair, Kev. We agreed to draw straws, and you lost. It's your turn to sit there while we each swap traits with you to build up our beach bodies."

"Yeah, but fuckin' look at me!" Kev propped himself up on his elbows while we kept swapping with him. "I have to spend time at the beach, too. How the hell am I gonna be able to relax with this much hair?"

"C'mon, bro, you know it only lasts 24 hours. Don't be such a bitch about it," Vince said.

"Fine. Just get it over with," he muttered, rubbing a hand across his new furry chest. "You guys owe me drinks later. I haven't even seen my new face yet, but I'm sure it looks just as-- the fuck?" His hand shot straight into his pants, confirming the change he'd thought he'd felt. "Someone just took my dick!" He tried to glare at us, but we had no sympathy. Kev was always an ass when it came to trait swapping-- now it was our turn to return the favor.

"So what?" Bryce said, trying hard not to laugh. "It's not like you're gonna be using it today. You've got three inches left, you'll live." Clearly we all had the same idea-- hold nothing back. Kev was notorious for making other people deal with his acne and his smelly pits, so I wasn't hesitating to swap my worst traits like I would have for the rest of my bros. We all swapped away our body hair, turning Kev into a sweaty sasquatch at the beach, and that was just the beginning. I opted to get rid of my pale skin and bad eyesight, Bryce had clearly traded away his small cock, and I think we all took more muscle than normal.

"You guys fucking suck," he muttered, trying to lift his heavy gut off the ground with his new, scrawny arms.

"Kev, seriously, quit being a little bitch," I said, placing my hands on my hips. "Stop clutching your fat gut and take a photo of us. If you try and wuss out, it's just going to make the transformation last longer."

We finally got Kev to take a few group shots, although he still complained the whole time. "I'll be in the car," he said. "You fuckers made me way too fat and pale for the beach."

"I know he's a lot of fun at parties, but fuck he is such a sore loser," Vince said as he waddled off to the parking lot. "There are plenty of other hot bears out today, but he's too pissy to enjoy himself."

Bryce just laughed. "Yeah, I know what you mean. It almost makes me regret rigging that draw. Almost."

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[sin-content]

She got asked out :3..

[sethdomain]

someone should write a species swap fic

[forestanomaly]

For the fanon trait swap, maybe a fish Scar? :O

OK HEAR ME OUT DOLPHIN IS NOT A FISH BUT

All the Flippers had their revenge and turned Scar into one of them

[bacchuschucklefuck]

species medley ft. gorgug and riz

[carlyraejepsans]

biscia it’s 2am over here for me rn so im gonna ask you my ultimate question:

do you think papyrus smoking is interesting?

im mainly talking about underswap here but i find it strange he does that there when. sans himself doesn’t smoke?

maybe papyrus smokes due to stress—idk, this ask is kinda all over the fuckin place LOL i think papyrus smoking a big ol cigarette is funny regardless if it fits him or not

I don't care about the swap dude, but canon papyrus should exclusively smoke with undyne when their cooking lesson goes wrong so they can light up the cigarettes on the house fire

[digitalmyyth]

Recolour girlsssssss :P

Not portrayed very well but blue’s head is meant to be like a GIANT pompom

And red bird woman is obviously not a duck— she is in fact a woodpecker

[turtlecase]

Cleo but moss (for the fanon trait swap)

Im so sorry this took forever and isn’t even good 😔

Idk if it looks that much like them but here you go!!

(Having issues with art block on the tablet so you get traditional art lmao)

[grimaussieart]

Etho deer >:3 [hermitcraft fanon swap]

I hope you don't mind me adding Cleo here! I based Etho's deer trait off of reindeers cause Canada.

I'm still taking offers for the trait swaps!

[spiderin-space]

I can be as self-indulgent in my swap au as I want . As a Treat .

(Also: suggestive/nsfw words under the cut)

[sin-content]

TRAITSWAP!CINDY - THE END

I bring to ya Traitswap Cindy :3! I forgot to post this one so.. better time then ever huh?

[ask-indigo-park-swapped]

Does anyone know what the sea serpent's motivations and goals are for well.. villainy? If so, please tell me!

Now that you mention it, I'm not so chicken sure why he does the things that he does. I had just chalked it up to... greed, or something. All he ever does is steal stuff...

Either way, we haven't seen him in a while, so it's not like I can just bird up and ask.

[forestanomaly]

HII! HERES SOME HC SWAP IDEAS!

cat gem

blazeborn joel

imp cleo

butterfly false

warden pearl

I LOVE UR ART BTW <33

Hii thank you sm!!

Ok but warden Pearl is so fitting. With all the decked out and two (at least?) shrieker dorbells and killing wardens for fun and dragging them on the surface I'm actually surprised that warden Pearl is not so common!

Bonus: some concept sketches of onther ideas I liked. Might also draw blazeborn Joel and imp Cleo some day .)

[zombified-hoglin]

Au where everything is the same except Xisuma is a fox hybrid and Etho is an ender dragon hybrid

It's definitely harder to tell Xisuma is a fox hybrid unless he has his armor off, his ears being flattened by his helmet and he can shove his tail under his pants if he's not in the mood to deal with it, though he definitely has the fox traits for wanting to bite things and pouncing

He usually joins Etho while the dragon hybrid is taking a nap in a sunny spot on the server, enjoying the warmth and the other's presence, definitely not tucking himself into Etho's side, no way

Etho's still pretty much the same, but it's interesting seeing his eyes slit when he sees something especially interesting or how his wings are somewhat spread out, like he knows exactly where he is and how much space he takes up (but like confidently)

Xisuma pretty much acts like a heater so he's nice to lay against when the sun is gone and Etho wants company

[astronautbeans]

okay but consider cat bad boys or vex boat boys

the bad boys being kitties is actually perfect you have no idea gdfsjhskdfj it's a bit short because I wasn't entirely sure what to write but it's cute <3

Joel was once again incredibly glad this season decided they should be cats. Sprinting across Skynet would've been terrifying if he didn't have his tail to keep him balanced. He'd seen the others struggle to stay upright so high up, a single gust of wind being enough to push them off.

It did come with other ... traits. It wasn't entirely their fault they loved pushing tnt minecarts off the edge to see what would happen. If it got them some extra time, who cared? It was fun!

Other times, much like today, it meant he was much lazier than anyone should be in these games. He'd made his way back to their base, and jumped down onto the waterlogged mansion much to his chagrin, and after only one look at Grian and Jimmy napping on the beds he couldn't help but immediately join them. He scrambled to get his armour off.

Jimmy only huffed, his tail wrapping around Joel's leg the moment he crawled in between them. He buried his face in Jimmy's chest and soft purrs escaped him as Grian quietly welcomed him. He smiled at the warmth of the sun and his best friends, eyes slipping closed instantly.

It was fine. The game could wait. Cats needed their naps. It would be a waste of sunshine if they didn't bask in it.

[radioroxx]

i hate gender swaps in general but i hate them the most when they take the huge buff guy and turn him into a skinny tall woman with big arms