Trans Seinfeld episode exploring how the reason Jerry and Elaine are friendly exes is because they dated then transitioned at the same time and even though they both ended up being transhet they agree "There's just something awkward about that, y'know?" and George is shocked that this means the two of them used to be "technically gay" (still gay and homophobic in trans seinfeld lore imo). The subplot is that Kramer starts stealing neopronouns and breaks into someone's house because he suspects they're hiding the full list from him.
I was going to make a joke about how George Costanza is like the patron saint for transmasc twink death, and I heard in his voice, clear as day though it was costanza himself saying it, "Twink death? I would have liked to been a twink."
Jerry flees his top surgery appointment after realizing he dated the surgeon before transitioning. George gets into online transmisandry discourse. Elaine lands in hot water after people learn that her promising new tech job is in cybersecurity for Raytheon. Kramer joins an anarchist collective.
quite often tumblr posts about a show mimic its cadence exactly while missing the point of what's going on (see: breaking bad). but for seinfeld it's like... this is a show about nothing. you've already perfectly written half an episode.
It's one where George Costanza is a trans guy on testosterone and he's complaining about going bald and not being a twink and Jerry is asking him about genetics